I saw this film back in 76 with my dad. I got popcorn butter on the 3D glasses. Dad gave me his. Years later he mentioned that he didn't want to watch the rest of the film it was so bad. Being 6 years old I didn't know better. Regardless this film brought back a fun memory. Thanks Brandon
I think the utterly bored sounding "oh shit" is my absolute favorite thing from this, closely followed by A*P*E stepping over the toy cow, or him flipping off the chopper ...
Several years ago some friends and I found A*P*E at a local mom and pop video store and rented it at 1:00 am. By the time we got to the flipping off the camera shot we were all on the floor unable to breathe we were laughing so hard and it only got better/worse from there. A few years later I received A*P*E on DVD from one of those friends as a birthday present. It was one of the best movie watching experiences of our lives.
I watched when I was a child so were my brothers, it was freaking hilarious, we even reenact that scene very often when we played hahahaha good old times
14:27: Can't stop laughing at the looping in of the Butthead's voice when "A*P*E" is looking into the brothel. Aside from "A*P*E" flipping off the helicopter it just destroyed, there aren't nearly as many entertaining moments here when compared to "The Mighty Peking Man".
+KRhetor He also played Mickey the Gardener in that mess. Maybe not the greatest talent in Hollywood, but at least he put in the effort in that one; in A*P*E he was clearly either just collecting a weekend paycheck or suffering diminished capacities (or whatever it is we call it now when Grampa starts losing his marbles). Can you believe Kino Lorber's putting A*P*E on Blu-Ray?!?
A*P*E (1976): The Ape flips the bird Rampage (2018): George flips the bird Now all we need is George in the sequel to Rampage fighting a mutant shark and a mutant snake, also referencing Rampage: Total Destruction (maybe have the shark named Marco and the snake named Kingston).
Brandon, The villages in South Korea do have P.A. Systems in them. ( I know this from first hand knowledge, Spent a year in South Korea north of Munsan at Camp Greaves)
Didn't they say the ape is 36 feet tall? But the hanggliding man is tiny in comparison. Admittedly poor sense of scale doesn't seem to be the worst problem this film has...
vapor dreams 翁萎円 I’ve been writing a fan book and all three are in it and just about every other giant monster I could find APE doesn’t fight pulgasari or yongary though
9:00 - (Chris Hanson shows up) "Mr Horny Gorilla, why don't you have a seat over here... Horny Gorilla, that is the name you used in the chat room, isn't it?"
Between The ape flipping the bird, the ape tossing the snake and nearly knocking over the camera and most of all that cutaway with John Candy and the 3D pancakes I spit my drink out. Great review Brandon
Why is it in absolutely every movie where planes and/or helicopters fight a giant monster they make every effort they can for their aircraft to be within meer inches of the monster for a long time instead of, oh I don't know, staying at a out of reach range and shoot the damn thing?
No that's a ripoff of King Kong I personally wouldn't be surprised if King Kong himself showed up to shove a tree up his ass, stomp on his head, tear his arms and legs off, and throw him into a nuclear power plant and for good measure pick up thirty more nuke plants and throw them at him he'd be capable of this because giant gorilla so you see it's already been said fucking ripoff.
The Asylum made a movie called Ape vs Monster. I wonder if that's meant to a sequel to this movie. It also has a monster that looks like the 1996 American godzilla.
Not to mention 2 shots with a bolt action rifle point blank into the screen without cycling the bolt at all. Lol lol lol. Love the tiny tim song at the end. You place that in so many reviews and everytime it goes on i laugh hysterically. Lol
S*H*I*T What you won't do for the love of cult movies...I'll tell you what I won't do: actually watch this cinematic scat. You're a better man than I, Brandon.
When I saw excerpts of this in the great compilation film It Came From Hollywood I couldn't believe that this was an actual film and was a parody, but it's very real. I've never heard it before It Came From Hollywood or seen it, apart from a few modern reviews. It looks like something that is more enjoyable if seen in clips than in its entirety.
Umm...Maybe the shark was meant to be portrayed as relaxed (not lifeless) by the director. Maybe that scene's not a fight scene. The alternative title for this movie is Attack of the Giant Horny Ape...
Also, the ape throwing barrels? Why do I have the feeling that if this movie got a sequel, they would put in a scene in which the ape fights either a plumber or a group of crocodiles (including one wearing a crown and wielding a blunderbuss)?
If you don't mind me saying ( I hope I don't come off as a creep or something) that picture in the circle there is kinda hot ( again not trying to make anyone uncomfortable)
The most impressive 3D was the clip from SCTV! As a fellow Canadian, that was hilarious. Count Floyd's 3D horror theatre.....Awoooooooo........Scary stuff kids! Venture Bros rerferences are always welcome too.
I just noticed the Dutch subtitles in your video call this movie "King Kong komt in opstand" which translate to "King Kong Insurrection" best title ever 🥰
I love how in the American trailers and posters they put it as "Not to be confused with King Kong" but at the same time the Korean name for this film "킹콩의 대역습" translates as "King Kong's Raid"
Saw this opening weekend as a kid. After seeing the trailer on Doctor Shock (Philadelphia) Classic B-Movie show. I was sold (Fan of bad movies). I took 3 buses to the only theater showing it and it was everything I hoped for! And by the way the 3-D was excellent too! Also the finger scene had everyone in the theater laughing (all 10 of us). So don't knock it until you see it on the Big Screen in 3-D, lol
I saw this film back in 76 with my dad. I got popcorn butter on the 3D glasses. Dad gave me his. Years later he mentioned that he didn't want to watch the rest of the film it was so bad. Being 6 years old I didn't know better. Regardless this film brought back a fun memory. Thanks Brandon
Cool story! So not a recommendation?
Guess Congo is still the best gorilla movie.
@@harrihaffi2713 It’s OK but I like to see the Peking Ape LOL
@@VolumedMusicMan the best of two worlds?
@@harrihaffi2713 I want to see Congo as well! Peiking ape was so bad that it was good😆
@@VolumedMusicMan I see. I’ll keep a eye out for it.
The 'Oh shit...' at 3:20 will never get old...
Delicious 😋.
I think the utterly bored sounding "oh shit" is my absolute favorite thing from this, closely followed by A*P*E stepping over the toy cow, or him flipping off the chopper ...
oh shit.
@@KingKhanate1997 oh shiiit
i wish i could find a gif of that
More like "I just smoked some heroin" but sure
Oh shit. All my weed is ruined.
Several years ago some friends and I found A*P*E at a local mom and pop video store and rented it at 1:00 am. By the time we got to the flipping off the camera shot we were all on the floor unable to breathe we were laughing so hard and it only got better/worse from there. A few years later I received A*P*E on DVD from one of those friends as a birthday present. It was one of the best movie watching experiences of our lives.
Holy fuck that must have been fun
@@thesynthpub6511 I have never experienced its like since. It was great.
I watched when I was a child so were my brothers, it was freaking hilarious, we even reenact that scene very often when we played hahahaha good old times
I was watching Mark's bad movies and the flip killed me 😂 been on an ape review and flip binge ever since
I saw a thumbnail of a giant ape giving us the middle finger. I had to watch this thing
+KrimsonVagus I own a book that uses the same image as its cover photo. It does grab one's attention, lol.
You weren't alone on that one lol.
Literally the only good part of the movie.
i'm Actolly suprised that they made the ape to give a middle finger . when i saw that i was laughing hard as shit
KrimsonVagus ii
Okay, if the ape is that much taller than power lines and buildings, how fucking big was that shark supposed to be?
Maybe it's a megalodon?
What about that snake around the tree and the tree, how big was that?
Um plot hole ?
maybe it's a titanoboa
like 20m i think
14:27: Can't stop laughing at the looping in of the Butthead's voice when "A*P*E" is looking into the brothel. Aside from "A*P*E" flipping off the helicopter it just destroyed, there aren't nearly as many entertaining moments here when compared to "The Mighty Peking Man".
A*P*E deserves a Cinematic Universe with The Giant Claw, & What Every Dollar Store Kaiju, WB, & Toho Rejected.
The colonel is played by Alex Nicol, the director of The Screaming Skull.
+KRhetor He also played Mickey the Gardener in that mess. Maybe not the greatest talent in Hollywood, but at least he put in the effort in that one; in A*P*E he was clearly either just collecting a weekend paycheck or suffering diminished capacities (or whatever it is we call it now when Grampa starts losing his marbles).
Can you believe Kino Lorber's putting A*P*E on Blu-Ray?!?
ScreamingScallop
“Mom!!!...Grandpa is getting senile again...”
Lol well that somehow makes sense.
@@ScreamingScallop He was also in the man from Laramie
Right on, one of my favorites, thanks for the info!!!🙏👍👻
13:52 Back at ya movie!
Oh shiit!
A*P*E (1976): The Ape flips the bird
Rampage (2018): George flips the bird
Now all we need is George in the sequel to Rampage fighting a mutant shark and a mutant snake, also referencing Rampage: Total Destruction (maybe have the shark named Marco and the snake named Kingston).
Brandon, The villages in South Korea do have P.A. Systems in them. ( I know this from first hand knowledge, Spent a year in South Korea north of Munsan at Camp Greaves)
Didn't they say the ape is 36 feet tall? But the hanggliding man is tiny in comparison.
Admittedly poor sense of scale doesn't seem to be the worst problem this film has...
and the helicopters
The 36' was his dick
To this day, this is my favorite video of Brandon’s. I still laugh at the Butthead joke.
And the middle finger lololol
@@Emmanuel-ms8prDelicious 😋.
I'm disappointed that no Ape vs. Yongary movie was ever made.
That would be a rip off of King Kong vs Godzilla.
So am i
A*P*E vs. Yonggary vs. Pulgasari
@@vapordreams983 We need a Bootleg Cinematic Universe.
vapor dreams 翁萎円 I’ve been writing a fan book and all three are in it and just about every other giant monster I could find APE doesn’t fight pulgasari or yongary though
Nothing says menacing like the music of Tiny Tim.
Thanks for including clips - in most of these review things the guy just talks and talks and talks.
oh boy this makes Manos Hands of Fate feel like Casablanca :D
Do Something! God
meh this one is not that bad actually
I wouldn’t go _that_ far.
Manos is good
9:00 -
(Chris Hanson shows up)
"Mr Horny Gorilla, why don't you have a seat over here...
Horny Gorilla, that is the name you used in the chat room, isn't it?"
13:53 Absolutely my favorite scene in the movie.
It's the only thing that makes it memorable
This and the "Oh Shit" scene are fucking hilarious. 🤣💀
0:21 you legit made me wish life was that simple,THANKS BRANDON,Imma go cry now goshDANGIT-
14:30 I guess you can call that a mighty PEEKING man. Whoo! I'm good 😎!
I remember seeing a picture of that shot a few years ago, with the caption "Mighty Peeping Tom"...
+Adiraiju I will certainly have to search for that image lol.
11:26 R*A*P*E
Ok, that was clever
Tyrant Gregcag d
Wow, I thought the random Americans they cast for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah were bad...
Not nearly bad as that Canadian soldier guarding that Ww2 memorial
Thumbs up for the Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes clip!
Care for some more...SYRUP?!
Would you like some more......................PANCAKES!!??!!?!??!!?!!!?!??!??!??
SCARY!!! HA HA HA!
Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Horror Theater was the best! Especially in 3-D.... oooh, scary!
13:52-13:57
Ape: 🖕
Brandon: Hey, right back at ya, movie. 🖕😏
Me: I double that. 🖕 😎🖕
Well, this makes "The Thicke of the Night" look better by comparison, doesn't it?
All those Star Wars ripoffs, please review them especially Star Odyssy, I want to see more of that chick in the fetish wear
And they have NOW (FEB 28 2017) released this movie in 3D. Thanks for letting me know what crap it is.
This might surprise you but this isn't the worst giant ape movie. That would be The Mighty Gorga.
No, that would be king of the lost world by the asylum
Queen Kong?
Ape vs. Monster or Konga TNT (the remake of Konga)?
Review Daigoro vs. Goliath. You'll get a kick out of that.
Between The ape flipping the bird, the ape tossing the snake and nearly knocking over the camera and most of all that cutaway with John Candy and the 3D pancakes I spit my drink out. Great review Brandon
This movies *NEEDS* to be remade!
oh that poor leopard must of been soo embarased
2:26 crucial moment in film history
10:14 lol omg the SCTV part had me rolling. Awesome add in.
Why is it in absolutely every movie where planes and/or helicopters fight a giant monster they make every effort they can for their aircraft to be within meer inches of the monster for a long time instead of, oh I don't know, staying at a out of reach range and shoot the damn thing?
I know right!
For the same reason why teens go into the basement during a horror film. If they didn't there would be no more conflict or film.
@@Mrbananasgfan I do not understand fear the same way humans understand fear. I'm sorry.
They want to be close enough for the monster to see them give it the finger?
Shin gojira did it right.
"Wait,Let Me Think of my line!" I can never stop laughing at that part.
I think reviews for "Konga" or "The Mighty Gorga" are warranted at this point.
Don't forget the Konga "reboot", Konga TNT! It's got even worse special effects!
Oh, and Brandon should also review Ape vs. Monster.
Yes!!! Dr. Tongue, so glad you put that clip in lol
Would you like some more SYRUP!!?!!
Did king Kong just point the middle finger up?!
No that's a ripoff of King Kong I personally wouldn't be surprised if King Kong himself showed up to shove a tree up his ass, stomp on his head, tear his arms and legs off, and throw him into a nuclear power plant and for good measure pick up thirty more nuke plants and throw them at him he'd be capable of this because giant gorilla so you see it's already been said fucking ripoff.
@@ericmurfin7217 Even better: Have King Kong team up with Godzilla to beat the ape up.
NoT tO bE cOnFuSeD wItH kInG kOnG
Now imagine if in GxK, King Kong flips the bird at the Skar King or Shimo.
The Asylum made a movie called Ape vs Monster. I wonder if that's meant to a sequel to this movie. It also has a monster that looks like the 1996 American godzilla.
The wrecking sound sounds like the sound that goes with the transformations in the original Transformers. Weird.
13:53 best scene in the entire film. Change my mind.
I liked how the ROK soldier has the Fallout 4 two shot perk for his bolt action rifle...in 3d of course.
I know things were tough in Hollywood back in the '70's, but... I didn't think it was so tough that Joanna Kerns had to do something like this.
Things were bad in the 70’s?
@@harrihaffi2713 Yes, due to the Unwinable Vietnam War and oil crisis.
@@Nestalgba92023 oh... Never thought of it’s affect on the movie industry
13:51 this is the best part
The snake throwing scene, holy shit I can't. The way he just casually tosses it, and it just smacks off of, and moves the camera.
His reviews are the funniest! I eagerly await each new review :)
10:49-11:19. I freaking laughed for 10 minutes straight.
OMG same that was actually hilarious
Seeing him that way just made me sadder for him
Not to mention 2 shots with a bolt action rifle point blank into the screen without cycling the bolt at all. Lol lol lol. Love the tiny tim song at the end. You place that in so many reviews and everytime it goes on i laugh hysterically. Lol
9:34 ask him if is name is king Kong
S*H*I*T
What you won't do for the love of cult movies...I'll tell you what I won't do: actually watch this cinematic scat. You're a better man than I, Brandon.
King kong vs Godzilla
When I saw excerpts of this in the great compilation film It Came From Hollywood I couldn't believe that this was an actual film and was a parody, but it's very real. I've never heard it before It Came From Hollywood or seen it, apart from a few modern reviews. It looks like something that is more enjoyable if seen in clips than in its entirety.
Umm...Maybe the shark was meant to be portrayed as relaxed (not lifeless) by the director. Maybe that scene's not a fight scene. The alternative title for this movie is Attack of the Giant Horny Ape...
AHHHH!!!!! A Doctor Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes quick cut! Brandon you bastard! Scared me ya Canuck! WOOF!
13:50 can’t stop laughing
I laughed hard as hell when Ape slapped the helicopter, causing it to deflect, and into Canyon wall
And the middle finger loloolololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:52: Coming soon: A*P*E fights against a guy in a fat crocodile suit with a crown.
Also, the ape flipping the bird reminds me of George from the movie adaptation of Rampage.
Brandon: " WOAH! It's like the sh*tty effects are coming right at me!"
For some reason this review makes me think of the Rocking Vickers covering I Go Ape. RIP Lemmy Killmeister.
Here's a Growing Pains reference: RIP Alan Thicke.
Can't wait for A*P*E vs Yonggary
This review was hilarious. 😂
Will they ever make fun of this movie call'ed A*P*E on MST3K?!
Seeing as how MST3K has been off the air for about a decade a half, probably not
Dr. Forrester
Where's TV's Frank?
DenMon 2019 He's knocking around in 2nd Banana Heaven
Dr. Forrester
Oh....I have a brother who lives there.
the pancake clip was one of my fave jokes.
Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes!
oh shit!(Blank Expression)
Ooh shit 😒
3:20 - "Oh, shit."
13:52 - Here's to you, choppers! 🖕
14:34 - Ape as Butthead. 😆
Also, the ape throwing barrels? Why do I have the feeling that if this movie got a sequel, they would put in a scene in which the ape fights either a plumber or a group of crocodiles (including one wearing a crown and wielding a blunderbuss)?
@tonytonychopper256 I meant helicopters.
just casually twirls a lepord around. nothing bad cold ever come out of that.
Do konga
0:20 That Leopard looks depressed...
I think it's just drugged past its eyeballs, so it wouldn't savage the actors
"Not To Be Confused With KING KONG"
y'know Mighty Joe Young had that printed on his business cards back in the day
1:15 The asterisks are because, according to the DVD case description, A.P.E. stands for "Attacking Primate monstEr."
Not kidding.
Hey brandon you are now cinemasnob's nicer cousin lol
keep up the good work -w-
To be honest me personally I've never liked cinema snob just me no need to get personal ( just in case someone's pissed by what I just said)
I love that Dr Toung's House of Pancakes reference!!!👍
11:54
Did... did that actor just call the director "Dino"? As in, "Dino De Laurentiis"?
...this movie isn't good enough to make that joke.
I can't believe Joanna Kearns was involved in this. Ah well, I suppose we all have our old shames.
If you don't mind me saying ( I hope I don't come off as a creep or something) that picture in the circle there is kinda hot ( again not trying to make anyone uncomfortable)
Murfin Kids Lol, thanks.
I actually saw this movie... fortunately, it was on UA-cam. Well... your review video was a lot more fun to sit thru.
2:41 I physically felt pain when i heard this.
Brandon you got me hooked on living in the sunlight 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼
That poor big cat in the intro. I get the feeling that that's what an animal who doesn't want to be rescued gets rescued feels like.
11:12 best part of the review in my opinion
The actor playing the general also played Mickey the weird gardener in THE SCREAMING SKULL (another notorious horror film).
16:45 Cracked me up when he started playing Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings (a Platoon reference when Elias was killed).
Just discovered this channel like 2 days ago great reviews and videos bro very entertaining
So were the shark and the snake giants too?
The most impressive 3D was the clip from SCTV! As a fellow Canadian, that was hilarious. Count Floyd's 3D horror theatre.....Awoooooooo........Scary stuff kids! Venture Bros rerferences are always welcome too.
9:45 Top 10 Greatest Anime Battles of All Time
The Butthead voiceovers always catch me off guard.
Esse filme é bem cultuado aqui no Brasil também.
It has a 2.3 IMDb rating. Wow. That's higher than the Emoji Movie.
To be fair I'd rather watch Ape over that mess
5:57 Thanks for that, I was thinking of that same clip, too. GO TEAM VENTURE!
The part where Platoon's theme play is awesome. Hilarious.
OMG! I can't stop laughing thoses scenes from that crappy movie. XD
I just noticed the Dutch subtitles in your video call this movie "King Kong komt in opstand" which translate to "King Kong Insurrection" best title ever 🥰
I do know I can’t hate this film, it makes me laugh too much
Plot Twist:
The ape was actually gamera in disguise
Was the sailor in the beginning played by a Pixie from Fairy Odd Parents?
The movie they were filming was probably called R*A*P*E
I love how in the American trailers and posters they put it as "Not to be confused with King Kong" but at the same time the Korean name for this film "킹콩의 대역습" translates as "King Kong's Raid"
Saw this opening weekend as a kid. After seeing the trailer on Doctor Shock (Philadelphia) Classic B-Movie show. I was sold (Fan of bad movies). I took 3 buses to the only theater showing it and it was everything I hoped for! And by the way the 3-D was excellent too! Also the finger scene had everyone in the theater laughing (all 10 of us). So don't knock it until you see it on the Big Screen in 3-D, lol
Did they really say they caught the A*P*E* in Harlem?