Count Binface on Brexit
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2019
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Here I took Prime Minister Boris Johnson's place at his constituency hustings for the UK General Election.
Hosted at Yiewsley Baptist Church, Thursday 5th December 2019.
He doesn't look human but he's the most British entity I've seen in years
He is the physical manifestation of Britain come to lead the world into a new golden age
Because he's a garbage man?
@@wiictvchannel1112 even lower in social standing, he's the bin
Have you seen spiffing brit
@@revenant6371 not him irl no
When your custom character appears in a cutscene:
I wish I could give this more than 1 like. Haha!
I want to like this 100 times
@@umiluv make another account and like it again then
@Stig Martin just bringing the joke to light, people appreciate the joke, don't be such a downer
@Stig Martin no bother mate. Have a nice day😃
Guy on the right looks so conflicted because a literal trash can is making more sense than the average politician.
His mouth want to laugh but his brain was like "no no no, he's got a point"
You do realise you sound incredibly stupid when trying to make an joke with truth behind it yet use the word "literal" incorrectly?
@@josephg9249 it doesn’t look stupid
@@josephg9249 Yeah, I also hate people who eat spaghetti with a spoon instead of a fork.
@@josephg9249 He's called binface, it's supposed to be a trash can and it's trash can shaped.
In a thousand years people will watch this documentary and think: wow, this man was calm, collected and made a lot of sense.
He knows to much
Wow an asteroid really did hit britain
Nice
In thousands years the Robots will wonder, why the extinct race of humans didn't listen to their fellow robot some more. (And how his design looked exactly like theirs will.)
That guessing that people will be able to read then.
@@Turambar3791 Ouch. But i can see where you are going with that.
Imaging studying hard and sacrificing your whole life to be a politician. Only to be sitting next to a guy with bin on his head and not only that he is actually stealing the show lol.
Not one mp has sacrificed anything personally, to a man they are self serving upper class assholes all with law backgrounds. Study maybe but they aren't the best connections not talent got them there.
Studying hard? I only apply that that to core scientists (physics, chemistry etc), mathematicians, engineers and doctors. Imagine I put politicians on that list. Politics is hardly complex stuff. All it takes to be a politician is good public speaking skills, a willingness to lie to the public and a desire to cash a paycheck for doing so. As for sacrifice, they have followed a cash cow/cushy job/paycheck, the only sacrifice I can imagine are their dignity and their privacy. But celebs of all kinds sacrifice their privacy in the pursuit of fame and fortune.
@@tite93 lol. Don't embarrass yourself.
Studying hard to be a politician 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No he's 'bining it' 😉
When your Dark Souls save file runs for prime minister
He linked the fire now he needs to link the people
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@@big-g6046 That by far is the best response I've ever seen on UA-cam my good sir.
Raise the sun!
Run for sun!
As a Czech, I appreciate your support for our existence. Your cooperation will be duly noted.
I am concerned
@@nukesrus2663 hi concerned im depressed
@@josephkroll5517 Hi horny, I'm *MEAT*
@@potentiallyaheretic9281 hi meat, I'm beat to it.
Me aswell I agree
This is like when the class clown actually cares about the subject and knows a bit about it
This is like what happens to the world when most people are ignorant and simple as hell and only respond to people dressed up in costumes, or worse, people who spout radical rhetoric that will lead to nothing good at all.
I remember a pop-political debate when I was a teen. Between a propper old school politician and a rapper.
The politician wasn't very good at hiding his assumptions about the rapper: ironically he wasn't very politically correct. But the rapper clearly allowed the dude to dig his own grave in his first few statements.
Then he got his turn on his 5 minute monologue. Said: "oh, I only need 45 seconds", and proceeded to thoroughly illustrate why it is a bad idea to underestimate the expressive and verbal skills of a professional wordsmith. Especially if he is the most famous one in the country at that time (Netherlands, so not that much competition, but still....)
He then asked the moderator to put on a specific song of his, sat back and lit up.
That was the moment my metalhead teenage self started respecting rap.
@@user-zh4vo1kw1z
Wie was het, Ali B?
@@avalegg3138 Def P, rond de tijd datie solo flink aan de weg begon te timmeren.
Was op Lowlands geloof ik (op n gegeven moment lopen die herinneringen in elkaar over :p), een van de eerste keren dat ze dat hadden.
En heel toevallig de laatste keer dat de politici die debatten niet serieus namen. Toevallig dat.
@@user-zh4vo1kw1z what the actual fuck does rap (a specific genre) have anything to with it.
Throughout all of your ramblings you have said nothing. That's peak politician, just like rap.
The guy next to him wrote down the referendum idea.
Not a bad idea really
@@fulcrum2951 I don't know, I could definitely use another referendum to decide whether the referendum referendum is a good idea.
@@thysens but shouldn't we make a referendum on whether that referendum is a good idea for the referendum referendum?
@@fulcrum2951 Sounds like a question for another referendum.
Arthys Once we’ve agreed that a referendum is needed for the preceding issues.
Someone should try to set up a referendum for that.
We live in a world where Count Binface seems to have the most respectable, responsible and reasonable views in this whole mess.
Naw, the working class do.
@@zztopz7090 the working class know what's best for the working class, and not much else.
@@EwanJP2001 Knowing what's best for 99% of the population isn't half bad.
@@etotheitauequalsone6000 you do realise there is also the middle and upper class to consider don't you? It's not just the working class and the 1%.
@@EwanJP2001 yes it is. Unless you are a billionaire you have more in common economically with the homeless than you do with the billionaire class. A handful of people own half the money in the world.
The crazy thing is, apart from the joke conclusions to some of his sentences, he's making an immense amount of sense.
COVID was the asteroid honestly
No hes not
@@saddad2955 Username checks out.
If by immense amount of sense you mean that another referendum would have been very stupid and undemocratic, then yes.
@@Hello_there_obi You know, I always wonder what would be the difference. If it is truly the opinion that the majority wants, it would win again...
The extreme nuance he brings to the conversation is outstanding.
You want a drink Mr. Shelby? Don't worry it's on me
Bloody extremists, Always taking a considered view on things!
Lord Buckethead or Count Binface for prime minister. Either way, it's a win-win
It actually sounds like the same guy. So, yes. Win, win.
Tomas Balciunas More like a bin-bin
...
I’ll see myself out.
Its the same guy
@@pooun435 It isn't. Current buckethead is some American guy according to Binface
umiluv it was the same guy however count binface was copyright and the original owner had a bit of a fight with him so he became count binface and then the copyright owner did a 180 and started doing lord Buckethead in the elections as well. It’s a bit stupid honestly 😂
The Czechs joke was a good one
Can explain it to me?
Honza Bern border checks
There is an European ethnicity called Czech. This is the flag if their nation, Czechia: 🇨🇿. Its pronounced the same way as checks or check.
@@honzabern2295 ^^^
@@dylantaylor3139 Thanks. I Am From Czechia 😉
If I owned a country, every election would be Count Binface vs Vermin Supreme.
Binface actually seems legit. Vermin is just a lunatic.
@@kogasoldier9379 they each bring their own personality into the mix
@@kogasoldier9379 I assure you it’s just the accent
@@kogasoldier9379 vermin is also actually pretty well informed
If I lived in your country I still wouldn't know who to vote for, but for the exact opposite reason I have now.
A referendum for a redo of a referendum sounds like 40k levels of bureaucracy
Well, we are at the grim part already... and it's getting dark really fast.
Won't be long before Hive Cities start appearing...
@@thewhompingwampa2671 The Whole India and China are Hive Cities
then here I am waiting for exterminatus to happen
@@zeb9826 Me waiting patiently for the mega laser of destruction to kill me already, I've been waiting long enough.
"There should be another referendum, about whether there should be another referendum." Yessss, this is just what we need. He's got my vote.
But, but, but people won't know what they are voting for! Not unless I like the result!
He is a traitor and part of the bib alliance
Referendums, all the way down
bean refception
Actually, that's not even a bad idea. Dude's got my vote. If I was a Brit.
I’d vote more if politicians dressed like this
If you like good dressed politicians you should search for ''Vermin Supreme''
@@hayati9600 that boot has my vote.
Nah mate aaaand there’s the reply
Nah mate maybe he just dislikes all involved
Nah mate what if you were in a nation where there were two or so parties, and you disagreed with the terms of any of them. Why would you vote if you don’t want to support anyone.
"Mom, can we have Doctor Doom?"
"No, we already have Doctor Doom at home."
Doctor Doom at home:
When I find all refried shards I will rule the Omniverse
Doctor Doom if Latveria was a democracy.
Latveriashire? @@m4z805
When people wear ridiculous costumes they sound people tend to listen to what they say a lot more when they are serious
The Clown Prophet Principle
@Hatwox didn't find it, so no
@@ruinaderoma
Would you like to?
He and Vermin Supreme should create a trans-Atlantic alliance
Agreed. I really want a free pony.
D B hes pulling a large market of support for that idea, trust me.
Avery Abbott this is something we can all support
Will we have to adopt the trans-Atlantic accent, though? If so , I'm all for it.
Norman G Yes, absolutely
Count Binface has attended more hustings in Boris Johnson's constituency than Boris has. Extraordinary.
@shaun king No need to be rude mate
Agree, confirmed khunthead.
Still more hustings than you've had English lessons.
shaun king Democracy is a flawed system because people like you turn it into a game of winning or losing a poll. Its no mord important to you than your weekend match of fotty.
Tim BM,
Of course it is a flawed system. You LOST.
I love that his name tag says “Count Binface” and everything
America: Vermin Supreme
UK: Count Binface
I hope this trend keeps going so that every nation has a funny character thingy in politics
You need to look up The Monster Raving Looney Party,the only political party worth voting for here in the UK! 🤪
Didn't Americans also have an emperor seated in San Francisco a long time ago?
we also had Lord Buckethead
@@rippspeck Yes, his excellency Joshua Norton I.
In the US we do. Pick a member of Congress and laugh.
That Czechs joke deserved a better reaction
Some people did not get it, that was why there was not more laughs
@@virtuafighter3 i did not get it? Why is it funny though...if it revolves around checz in britian??
@@tilenstupar4659 The joke is a word play on border *checks* i.e. looking at goods on borders between states, which has been in the news for ages in the UK. Rather than Czecks as in Czechoslovakians.
@@virtuafighter3 They're not Czechoslovakians any more, but yeah
it was made better by the subtitles
Lets make both sides happy - allow the EU to become part of Britain!
Yuck lol
*[Laughs in neo-imperialism]*
@@chrisca [Sweats in former colonized nations]
Time to dust off that 236 year old declaration of war
Rule Britannia!
"I have seen the size of the asteroid coming your way, you've got bigger things to worry about, literally." Did Count Binface predict the Coronavirus global pandemic?
I think he did
No, because he said asteroid.
@@jakobinobles3263 statistically there is actually
@@zeb9826 Well that's exciting
Arent they running an asteroid drill or something like that right now?
Count Binface: Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
With extra memes too.
Is this Dark Souls character irl?
Reminds me more of Rust
He was part of the new British DLC but they cancelled the whole thing because the final boss Brexit was too much.
Sir Binface of Catarina, Lord of Cinder and Onions
Ikr
@@TheSuspectOnFoot no you got it wrong brexits just stuck in developer hell the devs can't think of a way to make the whole DLC work
As a Czech living on the Irish border my heart is warmed with your compassion towards me and all my Czechs-on-Irish-border-living brothers and sisters.
Yep
I am confused. Why would so many Czechs be on the Irish border? Czechia and Ireland are really far apart.
@ I think it was a WW2 Sudetenland reference
We need more Czechs and balances on the Irish border.
@@nikorasu_karasu can you elaborate further i still dont seem to se the connection
this looks like my custom character in a cutscene
This looks like my stolen comment in a cutscene.
Dude, that's literally the top comment. It has over 54k likes.
@@cometmoon4485 I literally didn't know and don't care. It's a meme
He wears a trash can in his head, but is still less trash than certain politicians
wise words from a wise man
As a Czech I fully approve of his message
@@doubtfuldonkey1 Another Northern Irish man here, I think it is a great idea
@Linda Teatime Czechs are always welcome!
@@eimearkeaveney1192 thank you, that's really sweet 😊
Are you aware that the current plan is to put all the Czechs in the Irish Sea?
@@eimearkeaveney1192 Are browns welcome too ?
If he wins, does he have to wear the costume the whole time?
Official dinners will be a little awkward.
You think he wears that because he has to? Nah, this is my ass kicking suit.
He'll have *all* the leftovers
More like ‘does he GET to...’
As an aside: literally every single northern Irish and Irish person was discussing the border in the 2016 referendum.
In other words, as far as the British were concerned, no one was discussing it.
As a Czech Person I am very thankful of Count BinFace
I want a Lord Buckethead vs Count Binface vs Vermin Supreme Showdown
Why fight when they can team up together? They'd certainly have my vote.
Lord Vermin Binhead supreme count
they're not enemies they're lovers
Lord Buckethead and count binface are the same person
With music by Buckethead (the buckethead with the guitar)
Vermin supreme: can’t give him the boot, he already has one
Count binface : can’t throw him out, he’s already where he needs to be
This bin should start his own country is a country it would probably be better than most the ones runing right now
but the uk is already a trash island
I know I live there
This is one of the beauties of British politics, literally anyone can put a bin on their head and start a party. I for one think their should be more.
When some guy with a trash can on his head comes to your meeting and starts talking about Brexit
And makes more sense joking that most the British politicians.
The perfect politician doesn't exi-
Vermin Supreme: "Hold my boot hat-"
look at the polysci major to your right, now look at the one to your left, they will amount to nothing and will be no different than our current politicians
I know two of the people in this video, They look so hilariously done with the situation. You're the only Mayoral Candidate i can get behind.
This guy is basically when you make a silly looking character in a game you don’t think you’ll play for long and end up liking the game so your stuck with the silly looking character
If Count Binface is available, we would like him to begin his campaign for United States President.
Nah. You guys already have Vermin Supreme.
Sadly he was born in outer space and not the Us, so he can’t be prez.
i like how nobody is acknowledging that theres a human being with a trash can on his head just speaking casually and nonchalantly...like its a regular occurrence
Welcome to British elections. Once you've paid your deposit (refunded if you win enough votes) you are legally entitled to exactly the same treatment, speaking opportunities and media coverage as every other candidate. Even if you are some dude with a bin on his head.
Yeah, and the Prime Minister's constituency typically gets a lot of those joke candidates.
@@lukedaniel7669 even a pirate could benefit from it
At least he's a local, unlike the pan-galactic Lord Buckethead.
And he's not a hypocrite like LBH who wants to ban all Lords, except for him.
@@jb888888888 lmao
the fact this guy got exactly 69 votes in the last election is just fucking perfect
nice
nice
One of the best clips in the last couple years.
What made me laugh the hardest was actually the ending frame where you can the guy on the left reaching for the mic just for it to be handed the other way
That's worse than if you greet a woman who is smiling at you, but the woman is actually smiling to the guy behind you.
Honestly, I know it's a joke, but I actually think we should try this.
it exactly the same as having another referendum as people who want brexit will vote against. im so glad people like you get to vote
The election essentially was that.
@@zarlei6048 ...except that most people voted for parties supporting a 2nd ref or remain, but we get no 2nd ref.
Joshua CC W
He meant vote for a referendum to decide if they will have a referendum.
And then let's have another one. And another one. And another one. Until we get the results we want. How EU of you.
The shield on the desk even says: "Count Binface"! I love it! :D
Put him and Boris Johnson in a room with people who have never heard of either.
Boris will still look and definitely sound like the crazy one.
The labour guy looks so miserable
Because he knew that count binface was going to beat him
They don't understand happiness
The socialist-minded are by nature a humourless bunch, they only see the negatives in every situation and believe comedy is a feature of the indifferent and the privileged.
@lindowan123 You guys are the most negative people I have seen in the comment section all day.
Lmaoo
Shared misery is part and parcel to Socialism.
He sounds like the dark knight
*tis but a flesh wound*
“I’ve seen the asteroid heading your way. You’ve got bigger things to worry about.”
It's not an asteroid but there is something coming our way indeed. Old ancient beings drawn from the nothing, attentioned by our 'explorations'.
Why is he giving people spoilers early?
More sensible than anything mainstream.
I'd vote for count binface before the lib dems
And that’s why the Tory’s are now in power. Labour does not play well with others
Beaten by Lord Buckethead I believe
Alex Jones how did labour do again?
@@diplomatG Are you sure it's not that the Tories got into power because the Lib Dems played way too nicely with them?
Crusty Pete's Day Old Meat Platter atleast they know how to get into power! Last time I checked labour just are bitter,toxic and have silly purity test that help them stay losing 👍
I'm just imagining the guy taking the minutes of that meeting.
*off?
@@DlcEnergy It's of. You take the minutes of the meeting, not off. The minutes are not on the meeting, there is no need to take them off. They are not a tangible thing. Minutes are like notes.
Lyca31 oh i see. thanks for clearing that up. minutes of meeting (small notes)
minute as in small. a.k.a pronounced as "my nutes" lol ("my notes" lel)
but yeah, the interpretation works either way. taking minutes (as in time) off the meeting. lol
@@DlcEnergy I didn't even think of that. Taking away minutes as in time would indeed be off.
Also minutes as in notes of the meeting is still pronounced the same as minutes as in time (at least in my part of the UK that's true). Not like minute as in small.
Wow, English is such a weird language. I have to give full respect to anyone who learns English as a second language.
We have so many confusing words.
Wound as in a cut on the skin
Wound as in to wind something. 'He wound the bandage round his wound.'
Also wind as in to wind something up and wind as in the wind was blowing.
And many more.
Okay... I'm gonna go now and eat some more of my Christmas chocolate. :)
Lyca31 indeed. written language can be confusing. vocally it's not though. the two meanings (small / 60s) are meant to be pronounced differently. see this www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/minute
it wouldn't make any sense to say "min-et" (60s) when you mean "my-nute" (small) and vice versa.
have you got one my-nute? lol well that point was min-et. well, unless it's a latino chick. lel
I needed this one honestly 😂
As a Czech, I approve this message.
He is great and his helmet is even greater.
Must be King of The Tin Foil Hat Brigade
He could give Dark Helmet a run for his money
You know the situation’s bad when the MRLP looks like a solid contender.
Vermin Supreme: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
I don’t know British politics, but this Count Binface fellow sure is talkin sense
I think we should have a referendum to decide whether we should have a referendum to decide whether we should have another referendum on the EU. We should keep having referendums until remain wins tbh, and this is true democracy.
Ya we should only vote onces on a subject then never again regardless of what changes.
Brexit breaks the good Friday agreement
@@daraghokane4236 The people voted to leave; and when the politicians did not honor what the people wanted to do, the people voted again, overwhelmingly in favor of politicians who would honor the choice those people made.
Remoaners btfo; deal with it, or move to the EU if it's so wonderful.
@@WeAreHere-42 Im not british im Irish im Just worried about the border issues with the north didn't say the EU is good said leaving would break good Friday agreement with northern Ireland
@@daraghokane4236 Actually, the Agreement isn't broken by withdrawing from the E.U. in fact, the Agreement wasn't predicated on the E.U. at all.
The agreement states that "the development of a peaceful environment... can and should mean a normalisation of security arrangements and practices." The government committed to "as early a return as possible to normal security arrangements in Northern Ireland, consistent with the level of threat". That included "the removal of security installations". That is as far as the text goes. There is no explicit commitment to never harden the border, and there is nothing about customs posts or regulatory controls.
Holy shit, my Dark Souls character has ascended
Sad reflection when a guy with a tin can on his head, is actually the most sensible politician in the Country.
This is like a month python sketch it’s beautiful
Love British politics. Best in the world. Vote Count Binface.
Easy to love when it's 95% goofing around lol or talking in circles
@@Twitch380 and then the other 5% fucking everyone over
Imagine if he was a totally serious, expert politician, He could actually win.
Lord Bucket head: "who are you?"
Count Bin Face: "I'm you, but stronger"
he is one of the most rational and level headed politicians I have ever heard
He’s the hero...
We have
Hero at home:
when you spent 500 points in customization and your character ends up in a serious cutscene
Forward, Count Binface!
The planet stands behind you!
I just learned the UK has it's own Vermin Supreme, an I am absolutely pleased with it.
Count Binface is the voice of reason we need in these trying times.
As a Czech I have to thank you sir
Just the name has me chuckling
I love how they are all sitting there, 100% sick of this shit, being forced to listen to someone mock their ways
Why does he sound like a guy doing a fake British accent
But he doesn't?
you know there is not ONE british accent but several? Also he sounds pretty natural to me
Dudes, tiss was only but a joke~
I do have a slight Sigma IX twang, I grant you.
cause he’s got a bloody bin on his head
this is the first ive ever heard of this count binface, and i now plan on voting for him.
huh so this is what it feels like to be a custom character in a cutscene
This man has the answers.
I took me till the end of the video to realize that binface is not the gentleman with the ribbon 🤦
Isn't it strange that politics in the UK has gotten so bad in recent years that Count Binface is, in my honest opinion, genuinely electable. He makes more sense than most of them and the idea for the plank in the Houses of Parliament would probably sort out 95% of the countries problems overnight...and give us a few much needed laughs. Vote Binface!
I just love that people actually supports this guy, and it forces politicians to take him serious. This is great
As an American, wtf is going on over there
Britain does this sometimes. There are absolutely no restrictions on who can run in their elections save for the actual voters, so whenever politics gets stupid on the islands someone runs as a walking parody of everything wrong with the system and ongoing debate. Over the last six years there’s been a lot of them with a lot of material.
As an European, wtf is going on in America? Count Binface is still more normal than Daisy Trump!
@@FadingVitals I will give you two perspectives, and make it clear I strongly support the American Liberal side of this so you are aware of my bias.
(America is a de facto two party state, A. Liberal=entire left-wing, A. Conservative=entire right-wing, between them are A. Moderates, who represent ~49% of A. Liberal voters and
@@dashiellgillingham4579 thx, nice explanation!
He's like vermin supreme but British
🤣😂🤣 would get my vote if in my area 🤣😂🤣
Thanks binface! Very cool 👍
Yeah i fully agree with count binface on the irish border issue i mean we lived under the border for centuries only reason we are czech is that we both ouplayed the british and the irish in chess
It would actually be really good to have politicians that just understand the issues enough to satirise them, without having a horse in the race. The problem with our elected leaders right now is that once you climb the ladder they have more powerful compulsions than the will of their constituents, they just have to do enough not to lose their seats.
When a garbage bin gives better advice than the prime minister, it's time to think about what went wrong
Awwww, I wanted to see his "None shall pass" catchphrase.
As a Czech, I agree wholeheartedly.
2nd referendum about a 2nd referendum? No, we need a referendum on whether we need a referendum for the referendum that we took back in 2016.
I cant help but imagine this guy as PM....hmmmm....meeting the queen, major trolling on Trump...
This could've been so special....your loss Britain
I know this is a joke, but damn it, this man as PM would have been amazing. Literally trash talking every other world leader, actually doing a good job at fixing probelms and shit with his signature sass, all the while wearing a helmet that looks like it belongs in an MMO if anything. Shit would have been gloriously memey and awesome.
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful
The British version of Vermin Supreme.