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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @milicentsnow6685
    @milicentsnow6685 2 роки тому +685

    These bit life videos are getting better every time, props to you Simon

    • @galilanator4393
      @galilanator4393 2 роки тому +4

      man i thought u were smii7y

    • @akfromglos
      @akfromglos 2 роки тому +1

      @@galilanator4393 jejsjee
      Erprrmpyekroeyepelpuelejejelddueeirkeroshe lepslrejoepsujeittt Yh ptfooo lola oold to wrindpooo o poopooooioii o popeypvial Ms Wendi

    • @MM7Games
      @MM7Games  2 роки тому +63

      They've been fun to make as well!

    • @hellooo5511
      @hellooo5511 2 роки тому

      Your character kind of looks like hitler

    • @kyrasl
      @kyrasl 2 роки тому +3

      @@galilanator4393 the goat

  • @yolkiandeji7649
    @yolkiandeji7649 2 роки тому +341

    Sergeant Major is the highest enlisted rank. Next time you play a military career, Officers have to graduate from college. You’ll also never take the place of the commanding officer.

    • @che_che2012
      @che_che2012 2 роки тому +8

      Some how my little sister got to commanding officer

    • @IceAxe1940
      @IceAxe1940 2 роки тому +20

      @@che_che2012 The only way to become an officer is to attend college, she may've went to college when she was an enlisted member in the Military it kicks you out automatically while you attend college and then after that she probably rejoined the military and since she attended college as her character she had the ability to attain a commission as an Officer.

    • @Hyzxrq
      @Hyzxrq Рік тому +3

      @@IceAxe1940 that is not actually true u can become a officer by going through the ranks or you can liek you said start as a officer if u have the qualifications

    • @dailydoseofdumbcomics
      @dailydoseofdumbcomics Рік тому +1

      In Britain we have warrant offcier class 1 and 2

    • @Tottenhamfan402
      @Tottenhamfan402 9 місяців тому

      You guys a nerds

  • @oscwagaming893
    @oscwagaming893 2 роки тому +291

    Simon should definitely become an actor for this series

  • @mattfn1168
    @mattfn1168 2 роки тому +156

    i love how he changes from fully gay to fully straight🤣🤣

    • @kai6660
      @kai6660 2 роки тому +9

      fr no one else spot that??

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +3

      fr no one else spot that??

    • @irishtaco6496
      @irishtaco6496 2 роки тому +17

      He realized he didn’t want to join the Navy

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +1

      He realized he didn't want to join the Navy

    • @xpertwolf17
      @xpertwolf17 2 роки тому +5

      @@fazalmohammed4172 Why do you copy everyone's comments?

  • @fenn602
    @fenn602 2 роки тому +186

    Never thought bitlife would become a series that Simon would play

  • @AJAKX07
    @AJAKX07 2 роки тому +180

    Simon getting mad that he can’t rank up
    Also Simon enlists as a soldier not an officer and is at the highest soldier rank

    • @saad.khan04
      @saad.khan04 2 роки тому +1

      Really?

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +2

      Really?

    • @til_valhalla16
      @til_valhalla16 2 роки тому +11

      @@saad.khan04 yeap in the Marine Corps, the rank of Sergeant Major is the highest an enlisted Marine can attain, unless he/she successfully applies and complete an Enlisted to Officer route, such as Marine Enlisted Commissioning Program (MECEP), or the Enlisted Commissioning Program (ECP).

    • @ActiœnMan
      @ActiœnMan 2 роки тому

      No. Sergeant major of the marine corp is the highest enlisted rank of which there is only one of. It's like Sergeant major of the army. Don't know off hand what the navy or the coast guard is in the same regards.

    • @jettm1012
      @jettm1012 2 роки тому

      W

  • @slimjim8421
    @slimjim8421 Рік тому +38

    00:16 Loved when you cut out the part when you changed to straight 😂😂

    • @pauljustice1093
      @pauljustice1093 Рік тому +5

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WHO NOTICED THAT LOL

  • @onepiecenarrator5985
    @onepiecenarrator5985 2 роки тому +8

    to rob a train you need to do it at the time it says for example if you pick ________ train and chose to rob it at 4:20 it will only work if you rob it at 4:20 in real time

  • @denholmreynholm7993
    @denholmreynholm7993 2 роки тому +4

    nah the way he switched gay to straight without mentioning it 💀

  • @zainjaved18
    @zainjaved18 2 роки тому +10

    He went from Respectable Marine Sergeant Major to killing like 27people

  • @lolgayluce6028
    @lolgayluce6028 2 роки тому +35

    Simon's videos never disappoint bro

  • @jax6359
    @jax6359 2 роки тому +25

    Love your content Simon! And gongrats on 10M on the Miniminter channel. Early Gang! 👍

  • @Marminrawrrr
    @Marminrawrrr 2 роки тому +13

    These BitLife videos give me life.

    • @LK-px6eo
      @LK-px6eo 2 роки тому

      Klm down ,a bit of an exaggeration 😂

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому

      Klm down ,a bit of an exaggeration 😂

  • @emanuelemonti608
    @emanuelemonti608 Рік тому +5

    bro's tryna hide that he changed the sexuality 0:16 🤔

  • @MaxReacts828
    @MaxReacts828 2 роки тому +7

    Thankyou miniminter you inspired me to start a fifa youtube channel so thankyou

  • @bymrtha
    @bymrtha 2 роки тому +2

    you can rob trains! you just have to rob them at the same time in real time. so you can only rob the 4:20 train when the time is 4:20 in real life. same with the midday and midnight trains.
    love these vids!!

  • @danielbribiesca4148
    @danielbribiesca4148 2 роки тому +2

    He named hi Gi Jones and has a will smith book behind him

  • @iceyy00
    @iceyy00 Рік тому +2

    Simon needs to make more BitLife videos. They are so good and funny! You should become each member of SDMN.

  • @yesman5802
    @yesman5802 2 роки тому +2

    Simon should run as president next!

  • @kennysmother7879
    @kennysmother7879 2 роки тому +15

    I wish the sidemen never get old my childhood is coming to slow end

  • @sslothy5509
    @sslothy5509 2 роки тому +1

    These bitlife videos are so good

  • @taff2128
    @taff2128 2 роки тому +1

    Loving these bit life vids

  • @davidblancarte4839
    @davidblancarte4839 2 роки тому +3

    Simon hitting notes Talia could only dream about 😂

  • @Baller-guy
    @Baller-guy 3 місяці тому +1

    I really want you to try a challenge. Get as much money as you possibly can.
    Hint: date marry prenup kill repeat celebrity

  • @travisjohnson9722
    @travisjohnson9722 2 роки тому +3

    Bro sent that to straight so fast and didn’t say a word😭

    • @Jakob0905
      @Jakob0905 2 роки тому

      I thought the same thing🙇‍♂️

  • @bvnnyy209
    @bvnnyy209 2 роки тому +1

    Yusuf fully just begging the friendship 🤣

  • @invinciblebeast1915
    @invinciblebeast1915 2 роки тому +4

    Simon: plays bitlife
    me: you know what I should play it too
    also me: *forgets I don’t have bitizen and has to watch all the ads*

  • @firedragondinosaur6644
    @firedragondinosaur6644 Рік тому +2

    I love how he is becoming successful in a video game, recording it then becoming successful in real life lol

  • @oliverharrison2547
    @oliverharrison2547 2 роки тому +3

    love how he quickly skips over changing his character from 100% gay to 100% straight real quick

  • @Abbieplays
    @Abbieplays Рік тому +1

    He keeps getting better and better!!

  • @libbykenilworth
    @libbykenilworth 2 роки тому +2

    When you rob a train in BitLife, you have to rob it at exactly that time in real life. For example if you rob the midnight train, you have to rob it when it is midnight in your country

  • @cam.schade
    @cam.schade 2 роки тому +6

    these scenarios are so funny!😅 per usual, such good content👏🏽👏🏽💪🏽

  • @avqr9534
    @avqr9534 2 роки тому +1

    It makes my day when Simon posts

  • @AWASU
    @AWASU 2 роки тому +2

    8:24 It hurt watching Simon choose the USMC tattoo option over Semper Fi

  • @BGS_Boys
    @BGS_Boys 2 роки тому +1

    I love these bitlife vids

  • @JdHol67
    @JdHol67 2 роки тому +1

    I know Kevin has already done it but you should do one where you agree to everything no matter what

  • @imabuu4139
    @imabuu4139 2 роки тому +1

    There’s a new street hustler update sounds fun

  • @OscarTHEGOAT09
    @OscarTHEGOAT09 2 роки тому +1

    These videos are so good

  • @tdmd22
    @tdmd22 2 роки тому +1

    13:57 how dare you kill the woman with my last name

  • @garryonfire
    @garryonfire 2 роки тому +6

    Big Up To You Simon ❤️ these videos are too much interesting infact this made you my favourite UA-camr! 🙏 Lots of love!

  • @CarlosFernandez-is6zz
    @CarlosFernandez-is6zz 2 роки тому +1

    hearing him say my name and say hell be my friend gave me a burst of joy for some reason xD

  • @j7stackz
    @j7stackz 2 роки тому +2

    Just yesterday I thought Simon should do a GI Joe bitlife , then this shows up😂

  • @broitsnotme0
    @broitsnotme0 2 роки тому +2

    To rob a train you need to be sure that you rob it at the exact time.
    For example if you rob it at sunset it has to at the time that the sun actually sets.
    Plus the trains have hella loot like 100mill sometimes

  • @DewyGK
    @DewyGK 2 роки тому +1

    Simon "I love appletini's, but I do not like coldplay" *Me just vibin' to Viva la vida

  • @JJ14668
    @JJ14668 2 роки тому +2

    To rob a train, you need to do it at that time of day. So like for midnight, you have to press it exactly at 12AM

  • @casmcphee5809
    @casmcphee5809 2 роки тому +1

    I always look forwards to a new bit life vid, thankyou simon

  • @ClipsJust4U
    @ClipsJust4U 2 роки тому +9

    this man never fails to disappoint

    • @hotdogking1622
      @hotdogking1622 2 роки тому

      U CC Vic huh I fax Gc G could cuz CCc CFC you c bin up x fix chute up c CCc fixed fixïfc I hcuçhhwb

    • @mrali6904
      @mrali6904 2 роки тому

      Nice

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому

      Nice

  • @WelziFC7
    @WelziFC7 Рік тому +1

    As someone who was in the military here in the US the funniest part of this video was him just not understanding how the chain of command works 😂

  • @fkred1239
    @fkred1239 2 роки тому +1

    Become John wick next

  • @abdulelah4057
    @abdulelah4057 Рік тому

    Bruh Simon is awfully calm about killing people🤣🤣🤣

  • @asura556
    @asura556 2 роки тому

    I’m loving the BitLife vids

  • @I_Is_Ramped
    @I_Is_Ramped 2 роки тому +2

    I did a military character recently, never got deployed and had a 35 year career getting to the very top rank without trouble before being forced to retire because of age. I had also played for Wolves and Newcastle in the Prem beforehand lmao. all while having cancer since age 4 btw

  • @user-eb7kg9sz9e
    @user-eb7kg9sz9e 2 роки тому

    Really love this Bitlife series

  • @MaureenSombe
    @MaureenSombe 10 місяців тому +1

    Continue the good work

  • @ccalaxx9735
    @ccalaxx9735 2 роки тому +1

    The way he changed it from gay to straight

  • @oscarkelly9513
    @oscarkelly9513 2 роки тому +1

    To rob a train it has to be that time irl that you pick

  • @jelliblue
    @jelliblue 2 роки тому

    love these bit life vids

  • @doublea4012
    @doublea4012 2 роки тому +2

    0:05
    Jacksonville special talent crime, yeah makes sense

  • @anonymous5128
    @anonymous5128 2 роки тому

    This is my fav series

  • @coen162
    @coen162 2 роки тому +4

    we all gotta agree that Simon is the most underrated Sideman

  • @LaurenPope-zy9ks
    @LaurenPope-zy9ks 2 роки тому

    This video is totally rad

  • @MrGurkan29
    @MrGurkan29 2 роки тому

    Always liked your bitlife videos! In the next video try to be a celebrity of some sort and get super rich

  • @dailyfut2524
    @dailyfut2524 2 роки тому +2

    Why did he struggle to say “Methamphetamine” lol

  • @amazontenp3341
    @amazontenp3341 2 роки тому +1

    Become an actor and gamble all your life savings in a casino

  • @Bezza-uc7wj
    @Bezza-uc7wj 2 роки тому

    The best series 👍🏻

  • @Yutro
    @Yutro 2 роки тому +1

    fire video already

  • @agentzacharie
    @agentzacharie 2 роки тому +1

    Simon you need to do a vid of you just trying to make as much money as possible with a normal start to your life. So like, try out all of the gambling, become a doctor or a lawyer or something, do freelance as a child or something to just try and get as much money as possible.

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 2 роки тому

    Basically watched Simon play minesweeper like it was 2005. And I’m here for it

  • @anjalim3959
    @anjalim3959 2 роки тому

    theses are my favorite type of video

  • @catastrophiccarrots5626
    @catastrophiccarrots5626 2 роки тому +1

    Do one where you press the random choice button for everything, and see what happens

  • @bertie5346
    @bertie5346 2 роки тому

    Love the bit life vids

  • @j4y913
    @j4y913 2 роки тому +1

    try be a ghost hunter or something

  • @camelcase_4336
    @camelcase_4336 2 роки тому +1

    This just goes to show lads. No matter how solid you think your relationship is.. Always get a pre-nup haha

  • @relaxationstation7151
    @relaxationstation7151 2 роки тому

    I love the bit life series

  • @PataMuncher
    @PataMuncher 2 роки тому

    Great vid Simon, I’m glad you’re playing this game. It’s been a while since one of my fav UA-camrs played it

  • @skazyb1235
    @skazyb1235 2 роки тому +2

    Literally joins the Marines and still swears he’s in the army

  • @jontyward7895
    @jontyward7895 2 роки тому

    make a golddigger one. Love your vids Simon

  • @fj1647
    @fj1647 2 роки тому +1

    Next can you be the president of a country
    It will be so fun to watch

  • @90.5fmRadio
    @90.5fmRadio 2 роки тому

    6:14 jj should feature Simon on his next album with that voice

  • @lukeeeyy
    @lukeeeyy 2 роки тому

    I love your bitlife videos

  • @cjw3874
    @cjw3874 2 роки тому

    Love the bitlife content

  • @JC.24z
    @JC.24z 2 роки тому

    keep doing bitlife vids they r so sick

  • @KY-pg3bi
    @KY-pg3bi 2 роки тому +2

    simon went from gay to straight at the start and thats my highlight of the video

  • @AnthonyGamesGG
    @AnthonyGamesGG 2 роки тому

    I love these videos please keep doing them

  • @philnad590
    @philnad590 2 роки тому +1

    Simon the time you rob trains correspond to the actual time in real life. So it has to be midnight to rob the midnight train.

  • @itz_sythe3112
    @itz_sythe3112 2 роки тому

    Love this series

  • @gfowl
    @gfowl 2 роки тому

    to rob a train it has to be the same time irl and in the game, for example, it needs to be 4:20 irl to rob a train in the game at 4:20

  • @RobotorAFL2000
    @RobotorAFL2000 2 роки тому +1

    do an actor job. Its really fun

  • @Capybara-ym2dz
    @Capybara-ym2dz 5 місяців тому +1

    This was good. No joke.

  • @The_DXY
    @The_DXY 2 роки тому +1

    Simon should try to be the president or something and make the stupidest decisions

  • @danatkins8661
    @danatkins8661 2 роки тому

    Love this series 🔥

  • @user-hj6tt7jf8w
    @user-hj6tt7jf8w 2 роки тому

    @MM7Games, you will always have a supervisor/commanding officer in every job, that’s just how bit life works

  • @SeriClanPRODUCTION
    @SeriClanPRODUCTION Рік тому +3

    Its a coincidence that the video ended exactly on 1918

  • @Milk_chocolat3
    @Milk_chocolat3 3 місяці тому

    Simon singing 😂

  • @Bruh08
    @Bruh08 2 роки тому +1

    you should try to become the president

  • @knowledgemafiatidings
    @knowledgemafiatidings 2 роки тому

    The most iconic part was looking at the
    ceiling

  • @dylsf804
    @dylsf804 2 роки тому +1

    Gi joe, logan paul takes that personally with his loss in pokemon cards

  • @richardmbanaso2422
    @richardmbanaso2422 2 роки тому

    To rob a train, you need to do it at the time in real life. So if it says midnight you have to do it midnight irl, or 4:20 irl.

  • @NineJuanJuan_
    @NineJuanJuan_ 2 роки тому

    I wish the military career had more than minesweeper in this game

  • @SecretHamster1
    @SecretHamster1 5 місяців тому

    I love the bitlife vids but how do you play on pc