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  • Опубліковано 2 чер 2022
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  • @milicentsnow6685
    @milicentsnow6685 2 роки тому +644

    These bit life videos are getting better every time, props to you Simon

    • @galilanator4393
      @galilanator4393 2 роки тому +5

      man i thought u were smii7y

    • @tramz.official
      @tramz.official 2 роки тому +1

      @@galilanator4393 jejsjee
      Erprrmpyekroeyepelpuelejejelddueeirkeroshe lepslrejoepsujeittt Yh ptfooo lola oold to wrindpooo o poopooooioii o popeypvial Ms Wendi

    • @MM7Games
      @MM7Games  2 роки тому +60

      They've been fun to make as well!

    • @hellooo5511
      @hellooo5511 2 роки тому

      Your character kind of looks like hitler

    • @kyrasl
      @kyrasl Рік тому +3

      @@galilanator4393 the goat

  • @smokinmeats8247
    @smokinmeats8247 2 роки тому +475

    I'm loving the bit life videos, hats off to Simon for making them!

  • @mattfn1168
    @mattfn1168 2 роки тому +97

    i love how he changes from fully gay to fully straight🤣🤣

    • @kai6660
      @kai6660 2 роки тому +8

      fr no one else spot that??

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +3

      fr no one else spot that??

    • @irishtaco6496
      @irishtaco6496 2 роки тому +14

      He realized he didn’t want to join the Navy

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +1

      He realized he didn't want to join the Navy

    • @xpertwolf17
      @xpertwolf17 Рік тому +4

      @@fazalmohammed4172 Why do you copy everyone's comments?

  • @yolkiandeji7649
    @yolkiandeji7649 2 роки тому +230

    Sergeant Major is the highest enlisted rank. Next time you play a military career, Officers have to graduate from college. You’ll also never take the place of the commanding officer.

    • @che_che2012
      @che_che2012 Рік тому +7

      Some how my little sister got to commanding officer

    • @IceAxe1940
      @IceAxe1940 Рік тому +13

      @@che_che2012 The only way to become an officer is to attend college, she may've went to college when she was an enlisted member in the Military it kicks you out automatically while you attend college and then after that she probably rejoined the military and since she attended college as her character she had the ability to attain a commission as an Officer.

    • @Hyzxrq
      @Hyzxrq Рік тому +3

      @@IceAxe1940 that is not actually true u can become a officer by going through the ranks or you can liek you said start as a officer if u have the qualifications

    • @dailydoseofdumbcomics
      @dailydoseofdumbcomics 11 місяців тому +1

      In Britain we have warrant offcier class 1 and 2

    • @DanielKemp-ih8nh
      @DanielKemp-ih8nh 3 місяці тому

      You guys a nerds

  • @oscwagaming893
    @oscwagaming893 2 роки тому +277

    Simon should definitely become an actor for this series

  • @AJAKX07
    @AJAKX07 2 роки тому +167

    Simon getting mad that he can’t rank up
    Also Simon enlists as a soldier not an officer and is at the highest soldier rank

    • @saad.khan04
      @saad.khan04 2 роки тому +1

      Really?

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому +2

      Really?

    • @til_valhalla16
      @til_valhalla16 2 роки тому +11

      @@saad.khan04 yeap in the Marine Corps, the rank of Sergeant Major is the highest an enlisted Marine can attain, unless he/she successfully applies and complete an Enlisted to Officer route, such as Marine Enlisted Commissioning Program (MECEP), or the Enlisted Commissioning Program (ECP).

    • @ActionMan-Grant
      @ActionMan-Grant Рік тому

      No. Sergeant major of the marine corp is the highest enlisted rank of which there is only one of. It's like Sergeant major of the army. Don't know off hand what the navy or the coast guard is in the same regards.

    • @jettm1012
      @jettm1012 Рік тому

      W

  • @fenn602
    @fenn602 2 роки тому +184

    Never thought bitlife would become a series that Simon would play

  • @jax6359
    @jax6359 2 роки тому +24

    Love your content Simon! And gongrats on 10M on the Miniminter channel. Early Gang! 👍

  • @pwussydawg6968
    @pwussydawg6968 2 роки тому +30

    I'd love to see Simon try to complete the BitLife Challenges

  • @slimjim8421
    @slimjim8421 Рік тому +28

    00:16 Loved when you cut out the part when you changed to straight 😂😂

    • @pauljustice1093
      @pauljustice1093 Рік тому +4

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WHO NOTICED THAT LOL

  • @taff2128
    @taff2128 2 роки тому +1

    Loving these bit life vids

  • @casmcphee5809
    @casmcphee5809 2 роки тому +1

    I always look forwards to a new bit life vid, thankyou simon

  • @lolgayluce6028
    @lolgayluce6028 2 роки тому +35

    Simon's videos never disappoint bro

  • @garryonfire
    @garryonfire 2 роки тому +6

    Big Up To You Simon ❤️ these videos are too much interesting infact this made you my favourite UA-camr! 🙏 Lots of love!

  • @danatkins8661
    @danatkins8661 2 роки тому

    Love this series 🔥

  • @ccatchmeifyoucan
    @ccatchmeifyoucan 2 роки тому

    love these bit life vids

  • @itz_sythe3112
    @itz_sythe3112 2 роки тому

    Love this series

  • @OscarTHEGOAT09
    @OscarTHEGOAT09 2 роки тому +1

    These videos are so good

  • @PataMuncher
    @PataMuncher 2 роки тому

    Great vid Simon, I’m glad you’re playing this game. It’s been a while since one of my fav UA-camrs played it

  • @sslothy5509
    @sslothy5509 2 роки тому +1

    These bitlife videos are so good

  • @BGS_Boys
    @BGS_Boys 2 роки тому +1

    I love these bitlife vids

  • @camdenschade9659
    @camdenschade9659 2 роки тому +6

    these scenarios are so funny!😅 per usual, such good content👏🏽👏🏽💪🏽

  • @AnthonyGamesGG
    @AnthonyGamesGG 2 роки тому

    I love these videos please keep doing them

  • @lukeeeyy
    @lukeeeyy 2 роки тому

    I love your bitlife videos

  • @bertie5346
    @bertie5346 2 роки тому

    Love the bit life vids

  • @cjw3874
    @cjw3874 2 роки тому

    Love the bitlife content

  • @zoehamilton3377
    @zoehamilton3377 2 роки тому

    These videos get better and better❤️

  • @avqr9534
    @avqr9534 2 роки тому +1

    It makes my day when Simon posts

  • @ishowfootball1300
    @ishowfootball1300 2 роки тому

    Another amazing vid as usual

  • @user-eb7kg9sz9e
    @user-eb7kg9sz9e 2 роки тому

    Really love this Bitlife series

  • @Abbieplays
    @Abbieplays Рік тому +1

    He keeps getting better and better!!

  • @iceyy00
    @iceyy00 11 місяців тому +2

    Simon needs to make more BitLife videos. They are so good and funny! You should become each member of SDMN.

  • @Yutro
    @Yutro 2 роки тому +1

    fire video already

  • @isadora4875
    @isadora4875 2 роки тому

    Brooo i loveee these vids. Big up simon much love from swedennnn

  • @MaureenSombe
    @MaureenSombe 4 місяці тому +1

    Continue the good work

  • @noelrlclips4566
    @noelrlclips4566 2 роки тому

    Love these

  • @LaurenPope-zy9ks
    @LaurenPope-zy9ks Рік тому

    This video is totally rad

  • @asura556
    @asura556 2 роки тому

    I’m loving the BitLife vids

  • @Bezza-uc7wj
    @Bezza-uc7wj 2 роки тому

    The best series 👍🏻

  • @onepiecenarrator5985
    @onepiecenarrator5985 2 роки тому +7

    to rob a train you need to do it at the time it says for example if you pick ________ train and chose to rob it at 4:20 it will only work if you rob it at 4:20 in real time

  • @davidblancarte4839
    @davidblancarte4839 2 роки тому +3

    Simon hitting notes Talia could only dream about 😂

  • @MrGurkan29
    @MrGurkan29 2 роки тому

    Always liked your bitlife videos! In the next video try to be a celebrity of some sort and get super rich

  • @anjalim3959
    @anjalim3959 2 роки тому

    theses are my favorite type of video

  • @marthasknob5186
    @marthasknob5186 2 роки тому +2

    you can rob trains! you just have to rob them at the same time in real time. so you can only rob the 4:20 train when the time is 4:20 in real life. same with the midday and midnight trains.
    love these vids!!

  • @jontyward7895
    @jontyward7895 2 роки тому

    make a golddigger one. Love your vids Simon

  • @anonymous5128
    @anonymous5128 2 роки тому

    This is my fav series

  • @JC.24z
    @JC.24z 2 роки тому

    keep doing bitlife vids they r so sick

  • @j7stackz
    @j7stackz 2 роки тому +2

    Just yesterday I thought Simon should do a GI Joe bitlife , then this shows up😂

  • @Marminrawrrr
    @Marminrawrrr 2 роки тому +13

    These BitLife videos give me life.

    • @LK-px6eo
      @LK-px6eo 2 роки тому

      Klm down ,a bit of an exaggeration 😂

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому

      Klm down ,a bit of an exaggeration 😂

  • @HeartbreakEsh
    @HeartbreakEsh 2 роки тому

    Enjoyed this one lol hope you kinda try the actor option next:D

  • @bvnnyy209
    @bvnnyy209 2 роки тому +1

    Yusuf fully just begging the friendship 🤣

  • @andrijaglusica348
    @andrijaglusica348 2 роки тому

    Dont we All love when Simon Uploads Bitlife!

  • @harveykatso7265
    @harveykatso7265 2 роки тому

    Love there’s but life vids

  • @-coms-
    @-coms- 2 роки тому

    I love your content

  • @yesman5802
    @yesman5802 2 роки тому +2

    Simon should run as president next!

  • @relaxationstation7151
    @relaxationstation7151 2 роки тому

    I love the bit life series

  • @firedragondinosaur6644
    @firedragondinosaur6644 Рік тому +2

    I love how he is becoming successful in a video game, recording it then becoming successful in real life lol

  • @mrrocketleague999
    @mrrocketleague999 2 роки тому

    keep up the great work m8

  • @CarlosFernandez-is6zz
    @CarlosFernandez-is6zz 2 роки тому +1

    hearing him say my name and say hell be my friend gave me a burst of joy for some reason xD

  • @JdHol67
    @JdHol67 2 роки тому +1

    I know Kevin has already done it but you should do one where you agree to everything no matter what

  • @zainjaved18
    @zainjaved18 2 роки тому +7

    He went from Respectable Marine Sergeant Major to killing like 27people

  • @shanebhanot7011
    @shanebhanot7011 2 роки тому

    Dayum this bit life is sick ngl

  • @ClipsJust4U
    @ClipsJust4U 2 роки тому +9

    this man never fails to disappoint

    • @hotdogking1622
      @hotdogking1622 2 роки тому

      U CC Vic huh I fax Gc G could cuz CCc CFC you c bin up x fix chute up c CCc fixed fixïfc I hcuçhhwb

    • @mrali6904
      @mrali6904 2 роки тому

      Nice

    • @fazalmohammed4172
      @fazalmohammed4172 2 роки тому

      Nice

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 2 роки тому

    Basically watched Simon play minesweeper like it was 2005. And I’m here for it

  • @AKgaming-yw8zz
    @AKgaming-yw8zz 2 роки тому

    simon another solider video but this time a army man

  • @invinciblebeast1915
    @invinciblebeast1915 2 роки тому +4

    Simon: plays bitlife
    me: you know what I should play it too
    also me: *forgets I don’t have bitizen and has to watch all the ads*

  • @broitsnotme0
    @broitsnotme0 2 роки тому +2

    To rob a train you need to be sure that you rob it at the exact time.
    For example if you rob it at sunset it has to at the time that the sun actually sets.
    Plus the trains have hella loot like 100mill sometimes

  • @lay3453
    @lay3453 2 роки тому

    what an amazing vid

  • @kennysmother7879
    @kennysmother7879 2 роки тому +15

    I wish the sidemen never get old my childhood is coming to slow end

  • @imabuu4139
    @imabuu4139 2 роки тому +1

    There’s a new street hustler update sounds fun

  • @moomooanditsreece._.9190
    @moomooanditsreece._.9190 2 роки тому

    The goat

  • @asildaskaan817
    @asildaskaan817 Рік тому

    Great video

  • @MaxReacts828
    @MaxReacts828 2 роки тому +7

    Thankyou miniminter you inspired me to start a fifa youtube channel so thankyou

  • @Ruteteninja96
    @Ruteteninja96 Рік тому

    Awesome video Simon, keep up the good work😊 Also where did u download bitlife on Pc?

  • @water-rn8723
    @water-rn8723 Рік тому +1

    Simon "I love appletini's, but I do not like coldplay" *Me just vibin' to Viva la vida

  • @mby1511
    @mby1511 2 роки тому

    Simon should try the new street hustle mode on bitlife

  • @abdullahahmed5836
    @abdullahahmed5836 2 роки тому

    Keep it up✊

  • @WelziFC7
    @WelziFC7 Рік тому +1

    As someone who was in the military here in the US the funniest part of this video was him just not understanding how the chain of command works 😂

  • @YourAverageLadd
    @YourAverageLadd Рік тому

    Hey simon, good vids keep going.

  • @abdulelah4057
    @abdulelah4057 Рік тому

    Bruh Simon is awfully calm about killing people🤣🤣🤣

  • @libbykenilworth4253
    @libbykenilworth4253 2 роки тому +2

    When you rob a train in BitLife, you have to rob it at exactly that time in real life. For example if you rob the midnight train, you have to rob it when it is midnight in your country

  • @fj1647
    @fj1647 2 роки тому +1

    Next can you be the president of a country
    It will be so fun to watch

  • @zofiasiudmak1916
    @zofiasiudmak1916 2 роки тому

    next vid for bitlife = you try to complete the challenge bar at the top xx

  • @jellygaming7651
    @jellygaming7651 Рік тому

    i love it how he says jeeeeezz!!!!

  • @JJ14668
    @JJ14668 2 роки тому +2

    To rob a train, you need to do it at that time of day. So like for midnight, you have to press it exactly at 12AM

  • @AW-sx1vl
    @AW-sx1vl 2 роки тому +2

    8:24 It hurt watching Simon choose the USMC tattoo option over Semper Fi

  • @camelcase_4336
    @camelcase_4336 2 роки тому +1

    This just goes to show lads. No matter how solid you think your relationship is.. Always get a pre-nup haha

  • @JackEmery10
    @JackEmery10 2 роки тому

    The best

  • @sherwingoliath1674
    @sherwingoliath1674 Рік тому

    please make more bit life

  • @oscarkelly9513
    @oscarkelly9513 2 роки тому +1

    To rob a train it has to be that time irl that you pick

  • @clipsofjynxi
    @clipsofjynxi 5 місяців тому

    Quick tip: With train robberies iy syncs with your devices time. So for a better chance eslect the time closest to your devices. For example, if the time is 11pm select midnight.

  • @catastrophiccarrots5626
    @catastrophiccarrots5626 2 роки тому +1

    Do one where you press the random choice button for everything, and see what happens

  • @mosapramosa5889
    @mosapramosa5889 2 роки тому +1

    Plz be a Soccer player in bitlife! Its my fave mode

  • @frederikholmjakobsen1871
    @frederikholmjakobsen1871 2 роки тому

    What you gotta do at the train is you gotta wait for the same time rl. so fx if it's midnight rl you can rob the midnight train ig

  • @travisjohnson9722
    @travisjohnson9722 2 роки тому +2

    Bro sent that to straight so fast and didn’t say a word😭

    • @Jakob0905
      @Jakob0905 Рік тому

      I thought the same thing🙇‍♂️

  • @m0hit2201
    @m0hit2201 2 роки тому

    6:15 zamnn! Mans got skills

  • @chicagobullgamer3986
    @chicagobullgamer3986 Рік тому

    You Have Good Content

  • @user-hj6tt7jf8w
    @user-hj6tt7jf8w 2 роки тому

    @MM7Games, you will always have a supervisor/commanding officer in every job, that’s just how bit life works

  • @quinnstainer5516
    @quinnstainer5516 2 роки тому +2

    Did Simon not know what methamphetamine was?

  • @philnad590
    @philnad590 2 роки тому +1

    Simon the time you rob trains correspond to the actual time in real life. So it has to be midnight to rob the midnight train.