Real Fighter Pilot on How to use the Bathroom in an F-16 and F-35
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
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They put their waste in missiles and fire them toward their enemies.
hm, the enemies may capture the waste, recycle them for their jet fuel:)
That's technically a bio-warfare war crime lmao
@@monandlon1 yup, one stinky business :)
@@laftiskuno1357 just realized my comment said "was crime" instead of "war crime". I hate auto correct
Lol😂😂😂
While traveling over the Atlantic a tanker was providing fuel for a group of fighter jets. One of the fighter pilots was feeling froggy and told the tanker pilot to watch this and he did a whole bunch of maneuvers. He asked the tanker pilot what did he think. The tanker pilot said cool and then he said watch this. The tanker just flew straight. The fighter pilot waiting for a few mins told the tanker he was waiting. The tanker replied ohhhh i got up went to the bath room fixed a sandwich and a cup of hot coffee.
Best pilot joke I've ever heard 🎉
Lmfqoooo
I need one of these for when I drive around Detroit. Cause there’s no way I’m getting out of my car there.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
If you’re that afraid you need Jesus or something. I been to Detroit many times. I almost moved there a couple years ago. Worst comes to worst you can go downtown. Downtown Detroit is cleaner and “nicer” than a lot of other middle or even major cities I been to and have done a good amount of traveling around the US. I didn’t see all of Detroit and I know there’s bad parts but there’s bad parts of all cities basically. I always tell people that those documentaries and videos that some people have seen are not representative of Detroit as a whole. Those people purposely drive to the parts of town with the abandoned and burnt down buildings and don’t show how nice downtown is or the other nice areas.
@@photosynthesis69 it’s just a joke, my dude.
@@photosynthesis69 no its a trap
Why not that's the best place to get a ration of crack
clearly we humans haven’t mastered the art of the birds. Dropping poo on your enemies feels more liberating than shells on them.
Facts 😂
😂
LOL eat some taco bell and you got nuclear warfare.
@@demonman1234 hahahahhahahaha
Much better method to assert dominance on the enemies
I was really hoping there'd be some contraption that recycles your turds by launching them at enemy combatants.
That would be funny to witness.
Enemy; oh no we seem to have faeces smeared over our window
Lol
That’s really a shitty idea.
They did that in WW2 where Avro Lancaster Crews would crap into buckets and dispose of them during bombing runs through the hatch.
They have a device like that on the F22 Craptor...
I am sitting on the toilet seat watching this and suddenly toilet seat feels like a Rolls Royce.
Tariq Khan....too funny, so true.
That's gross dude, don't bring your phone or ipad to take a dump. 💩😜
Mine has a bidet, also my bathroom floor tiles are bulletproof. I’m also sitting on it, but a bit cold, wish I had Installed one with a seat warmer. I should switch water supply to hot in the winter time.
Same. Lol
Same I’m not joking.
Just imagine taking a leak and get a missile lock on mid pee
you will start pissing hypersonic
There's no feeling quite like it, that kind of rush just isn't available for civies.
When a Fox #1, becomes a Fox #2
hahaha! Yeah, he didn't tell us how you go about dropping a duce. 😄💩
If you stop, it'll sting
I just assumed they didn’t use the bathroom at all when in flight
@Max Spies wow. Did you watch the video too?
They need to be able to flex their legs and core muscles pretty hard for heavy G force. Is not ideal to have a full bladder during that.
@TheQuarterback:OutofthePocket lol 🤣
Just not possible, at some point in a pilots career they will have to use the bathroom while in flight. If major wars happen they will be on longer flights, and they'll already have the ariel urinating experience needed on the go.
I would just go In my pants “Dumb and Dumber” style
So, when I see pics of in air refueling I will now automatically assume the pilot is taking a leak.
With the probe controller in the 135 staring into his cockpit?
@@KevinJDildonik
Hardly, but with other opportunities why bother? Not to mention keeping a fighter in tight and stable while taking on many pounds of fuel would, I think, demand the most attention you can give it. That is no place to fuck up, hmmm?
Merry Christmas, mate. Be safe.
@@deltavee2 i don't think the pilot's wee-wee is visible to him
@@madwax4771
*Never* say that to a fighter pilot! *;-{)*
Somewhere someone is taking a piss in an airplane right now
Now gamers will be wondering how they can get one of those vacuum piss bags
the rest will due what they due,,,, sit i n it and keep playing! lol kids play games, cool, when my age and cant pay bills but get the latest soon as hits the shelf! bs
As a gamer I'm a big fan of the Mountain Dew 2-liter bottle and funnel under the desk method.
Try one of those small wet vac!
@@darthslackus499 im not into coffee but i due the DEW!!! lol
And then you hear the news someone in China died playing 3 days straight.
UA-cam recommended is wild. I would have never questioned this. I’m glad I know now for some reason
I was stationed at MCAS Beaufort, SC and worked in the Powerline shop in the F/A-18 unit i was attached to. One day, we are in the hot pits refueling a Hornet when a pilot motioned for my friend to come over to the plane. He raised the canopy slightly and tossed down a bag which my friend caught. He walks back over to his station at the fire extinguisher and I look over to see him tossing the bag back and forth between his hands like it's a toy or something. I finished fueling the Hornet and marshalled it out of the pits and walked back over to my friend, who by this time is still tossing the bag around and having fun. The look on his face when I told him what was in that bag he was playing with was simply priceless! It's been 25 years since that happened and it still make me laugh.
lmao 🤣🤣
I can see this video getting millions of views. This is one of those late night UA-cam questions lol. Awesome video.
Who else is here at night?
It will get millins. everyone's getting recommended now, I think.
Yep, this was recommended after an Alex Honnold video about the same topic. 😄
Bro !!! Lol it's late night I don't even know how I got here
Welp... Almost there...
The pilot land on his base, goes to the bathroom quickly, and returns to its plane to continue.
Would be easier if they could land on any available plot of land and just dump the load on a nearby tree.
This actually happens in Naval Aviation rarely if it's a true "emergency." A guy will ask to go around, land, run in and hit the head, then come back to the flight deck.
...only to find out his aircraft was stolen!
@@perseusarkouda but it is in army protection
He Returns to his , Plane ✈️ , Not it's plane ?!?!!!?!😱😳🤔🤔
Imagine you're taking a piss at like 15,000ft and you hear a missile coming at you
sweat and piss starts flying everywhere.
Electronics go oh shit I’m outta here
Now you got to shit lol
JVC DISPATCH there’s like a warning
And it makes a noise in the cockpit
Imagine being the poor E-1 airman who has to empty the bag, “THIS wasn’t on the recruiting poster!”
They make the pilots do it
Pilots take care of their bags, the issue is when one bursts in flight and the jet codes out for it, THEN some poor airmen is probably cleaning it
@@haydensylva5452 that's a good point lol
@@haydensylva5452 Only the E-3s and below. 😁
@@PlasmaCoolantLeak yeah, airmen lol
So, when finished doing #2, do you radio "Bombs Away" to the group?
🤣🤣🤣
He didn’t say anything about #2 or #3 😱😱😱
@JAG What is your problem? 😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬 The guy joked about #2 and I just mentioned the pilot didn’t say anything about what pilots do if they have to go #2/#3.
@JAG 🤣🤣🤣 you’re a douche bag
@JAG Why don’t you STFU 🤬🤬🤬 Jerkoff a**hole!!!
Tanker: ok pilot I am filling your jet's tank
Pilot: ok then I release my tank now
WOW
Hold on tanker i need to stuff a bag up my ass to take a big shit
Imagine reaching for the zipper and you accidentally hit the middle eject button
I think there is this large handle which you would have to pull on with both hands or otherwise is not mistaken for that
Launched into the air at 20,000 feet with your dong hanging out while a multi million dollar jet goes crashing to the ground......good times.
@@bobbycone2 your comment should get 1 million likes lol
@@bobbycone2 lmfao
So, basically you pee when the tanker is peeing in your fighter.
Peeception.
Next time I'm on a long roadtrip I'm just going to blurt out "race horse"!!
Hope your childhood road trips were better than mine.
Me: "Dad, stop I'm busting!"
Dad: ....just keeps driving.
...10mins later...
Mum: Are you going to stop, he has to go!!
Dad: ... "There's a town coming up in 100kms."
....and hands me a rubber band.
@@johno9507 mine would pass me a bottle. One of those skinny coke bottles usually. Always had to hope you judged volume well.
@@johno9507 I would tell my dad "I've gotta pee" and in his wisdom he tried to do a Jedi mind trick (long before Star Wars) "no you don't"
#DadFail
My dad would just pull over and then my mom would open the passenger doors and I’d pee between the doors.
Doesn’t everybody already say that they gotta piss like a race horse when they have to pee on a road trip?!
A real legend brings one back with a turd in it
Yup, shoot down a MIG and then lay some cable...
@JAG it’s just a Joke
@JAG you have to remember this is UA-cam, not Harvard or Princeton - oh but yes they would be into that humour too!!!
I read a story once about a P-38 pilot flying bomber escort in WW2 that had to go real bad.The P-38's cockpit heater wasn't real good,and his BM froze on the way back.I would call that one pretty epic.
@JAG grow up!? That's a legit question. What do you do you do with a number "2" call.
Thank you for sharing this information. I reside in the flight path of Luke AFB in Arizona and have always thought to myself this very question. While talking to pilots on Luke AFB they never really get around to answering the question except for saying they are very creative. Thanks for sharing. Fly Safe, MSG (RET) Fortune 32 Years Veteran. Thank you for your service.
These are the real stories I came for. I’ve always wished I could stand beside a flight deck like I’m at nascar, with a cardboard sign that says ‘honk if you shit your pants’.
One of these days...
One of those things that you never thought you really wanted to know until you see the title in a you tube clip 😅 Thanks for sharing sir!
Thanks for the information. Had a uncle, Tommy Brown, who flew the F 105 in Vietnam and I think the F104 at some point. I have so many questions that I could ask but unfortunately he passed at the age of 38 from a stroke. Always thought it was a crying shame after all of the flying and die so young. Enjoyed the video and look forward to seeing more, thanks
Thanks for the insight Sir and thanks for your service, both are much appreciated!
6 hours into a combat sortie this guy is thinking "I really shouldn't have had those Mexican beans for breakfast" pulling g-forces would be like squeezing a tube of toothpaste full of diarrhea lol
Stick ta wholefoods :3
In my time as a lowly private pilot, the urge always manifests itself (with great urgency) in the worst possible turbulence. Trying to unzip and get "on target" while the airplane is bouncing all over the place keeps it interesting. Very informative video, sir! My son is in the NM Air Guard now, planning on pursuing a commission after college and UPT. He can fly with me until then....and hold course while the old man saddles up the race horse.
Glad to see their’s an easier option for female pilots. Can’t imagine they’d have much fun the old school way!
they'd probably need a she wee
What happened to equality
Where did equality go?
@@Flyingwalrus42 there's never been such thing called gender equality and never will be
Depends...
Thank you for your service. You are all heroes. Amazing job
I like the information you provide. Strait forward without so much drama and special effects.
I've been wondering about this. Thanks for the video and hello future people from the UA-cam algorithm at 3 am.
I wondered about this as well with all the long missions our pilots had to fly. I was an USAF AGE troop with an F-16 Squadron (now RETIRED). I did get a ride one time snd you pilots are Awesome!!
One of those out of the world information, incredibly good to know and thanks for sharing!
I would tell you how we, as grunts on the ground, went to relieve ourselves in combat, but I think you guys already had that one pretty well figured out. Appreciate the air support.
I always wondered, but never had the nerve to ask.
What does that even mean 🤣
@@Thros1 Whay are you asking dumb qestion?
Such questions are not supposed to ask with a nerve, rookie.
@@Archer28M how do can your nerves be so non existent that you can't ask a question over the internet, maybe use your brain!
Go to quora it's been asked 50 million times lol
Great video !! I was fortunate to be a part of the Research and Development team at General Dynamics on the F-16 Block 40 and Block 50 generation of aircraft. It was cutting edge at the time but its probably pre-historic now. At the time we had begun prototyping the Helmet Mounted display for the targeting system and the Targeting Data Link system. My specific job was the Laser Targeting Pod system. I spent many hours having fun in the dome simulators, 3 sims were tied together in a virtual space so we could practice A2A / 1V1 combat. What fun, I enjoyed those days. Unfortunately, the Gramm Rudman budget reduction Act sent me out the door.
Thanks for this video, I always wondered about that!
Nice information. Subscribed!
Excellent video. Thanks for taking the time to film and edit it and of course for positing it for our benefit. Keep up the good work! -Migs
The Russian Sukhoi Su-34 (Fullback) has a pressurised side-by-side cockpit for the 2 person crew. This is good for up to 32,800 feet without having to use oxygen masks. A galley and lavatory are located behind the crew seats. There's also rest space for one pilot at a time to lie down if necessary. The crew have room to stand and move about the cabin during long duration missions.
Gareth Cook, and you know this how?
@@gavnonadoroge3092 Read it on Quora.
@@gavnonadoroge3092 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-34:
'Compared to other members of the Flanker family, the Su-34 has an entirely new "Duckbill" nose and forward fuselage designed to increase cabin room and maximize crew comfort and safety, giving the Su-34 the nickname "Duckling", "Hellduck" or "Platypus".The two pilots sit side-by-side in NPP Zvezda K-36dm ejection seats: the pilot-commander on the left with the navigator and weapon operator on the right. An advantage of the side by side cockpit is that duplicate instruments are not required for each pilot. Since long missions require comfort, the pressurization system allows operation up to 10,000 metres (32,800 ft) without oxygen masks, which are available for emergencies and combat situations.
The crew members have room to stand and move about the cabin during long missions.The space between the seats allows them to lie down, if necessary.A hand-held urinal "toilet" and vacuum flask "kitchen" are provided'
@@gavnonadoroge3092 Whether it's the internet or books, reading text opens many doors. You are welcome. Have a nice day.
A Fantastic veiw thanks for the informative vlog! Appreciate your content! Luv&Peace Cheers!
I'm a Gamer and a pilot and have never stopped wearing huggies since my first pair was put on me. My commanding officer does my changes
What a straight based chad
Indeed, those cockpits are very small! I'm 6'4" @255lbs. and had the pleasure of getting into the cockpit of a F-16 many years ago. However, I was told right after coming out of high school that I was too tall and big to become a fighter pilot unfortunately. Maaaaaan, that was one of the WORSE DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!😯😟😖😞😭
Sorry to hear that. They've made the F-35 cockpit bigger, to accommodate both larger and smaller pilots
@@HasardLee You gotta be kidding me right!😕🤣 Well, if I could only turn back the HANDS of TIME Sir but, GOD BLESS YOU and thank you soo much for the reply! 🙂🙏🏽👌🏾👍🏾💪🏾💛💯
@@orlandoengland9184 I know how you feel, spent a week as a 16 year at RAF Cranwell for work experience back in 1998, dreamed of being a fighter pilot all my life, and was told I’m too tall to ever be a pilot, one of the worst days of my life. I’m 6’5 and saw my height as a curse for a long time after that.
@@simonpeart7981 Indeed Sir, I'm so sorry to hear this and yes, it was quite HEARTBREAKING news but, I guess some things aren't meant to be in life. I STILL love to go to the air shows and fantasize about what could have been though. 😄👌🏾👍🏾💛💯 However, you have a good day my friend and be BLESSED!🙏🏽😇
@@orlandoengland9184 who told you that you are too tall and big to become a fighter pilot? The recruiter?
I was a Crew Chief on f-16's for many years so I'm familiar with the cockpit. I know of at least a couple instances where the pilot of an F-16 had to eject while trying to use a "piddle pack". In sometimes a pilot would unbuckle the seat belt, scoot forward and raise the seat in order to get in a position to fill the piddle pack. If the pilot is not careful the seat belt buckle will become wedged between the seat and the control stick. As the seat is raised it jams the stick in a full right roll sending the aircraft out of control without time to recover. The only option left is to eject with your penis hanging out!
I'm a little confused on how this occurs in a F16. The 16 has a side stick control (as does the 35), so what you are describing doesn't really make sense to me. I could see thos in something with a center stick such as the 18.
I knew you were full of shit from the first sentence.
Thanks Hasard Lee
Thank you for your service- God bless you and keep you safe🕊
My respects to all brave men out there and to be honest this is the first time in my life that I see how U guys do it while flying!
It does answer an obvious question. Thank you for the informative video. And most of all, thank you for your service. God Bless.
Tactical Maxi Pad? Now I've seen everything!
Thank You for Your Service Sir
I am drinking a beer and wondering, WTF?. Can't believe they don't have a system to throw supersonic turds at the enemy.
that would be a pretty shitty fight wouldn't it?
Badum crash
If that how they do it in space then why not on air
LMFAO 🤣🤣
I’m drinkin beer wondering if I’ll make it to the end of this video.
I salute your guy's who are so determine to fly these tremendous good jets. Keep it up !!! from an jet lover from Cape Town, South Africa.
Dcs ?
Thanks for sharing...you dont think of this but... i am glad someone is!! Thanks for your service!
This is amazing man. OMG the view and all.
Just wanted to say thank you up there for keeping us safe. I have a great great appreciation for you guys and what you go through for us thank you.
Awesome love ur clips brother
I never thought about that ever!!!
WOW, thank you
I like how obviously difficult it was for you to explain this in civilian!
Did I miss the part where he says how they poop while flying?
They recycle it and then push it out the final time when they get back
There’s a video of pilot going #2 in his suit and he canceled the mission and returned to base.
They open the canopy and spread the buttcheeks out
If you are a normal human being you only have to poop once every 24 or more hours so just poop before a flight because you know when you go flying so you have enough time
It’s not ww2 where you can be shitting on the toilet and the the bell rings because some nazis thought it would be funny to bomb some civilians
I think I missed it to but I really wished that the seat was a toilet and it reticle the poop and launch at there enemy targets to blind them with turd on there windshield
This explains jetfighters crashing, Imagine u spill and u start panicking lol. Guys know what I talk about.
great info was always curious about that as well as nascar drivers
Fortunate to live/work near an area where we see fighter jets come and go from time to time on a weekly basis. Thought they were cool as a kid. Now as an young adult, I still think they are a cool feat of engineering.
Just wear a darn diaper, my kid still functions normally with that thing hanging to the ground.
Only NASA sends astronauts up in adult diapers.
As a nurse I can tell you those things can hold gallons and still feel dry.
But nobody wears one as its not macho enough.
Who would win
An over engineered bag that takes away the pilot’s attention increasing the risks of death
OR
One diaper boi
@@souloftheage Diapers are a common product bought by the Marines.
Yeah but who wants to go thousands of mph with shit smeared up their ass ? Lol
Imagine the enemy shooting down a plane and discovering the pilot is wearing a diaper...
Good job of explaining this.
Hello, Mr.Pilot, please make video on what pilots normally do to stay in a good shape? And how important is having a great eye sight for fighter jet pilots? I haven't seen a young fighter jet pilot yet who wears eye sight glasses during flight :)
I’ve wondered about this for the longest time hahah
Wow, I didn't think u could "go" at all
Excellent video. Thank you.
Nice info Sir
Ive always wondered this
thanks for answering something I've long wondered about.
So the tanker operator sitting in the back handling the refueling is essentially watching you taking a leak?
I remember having "8hr sorties" without the possibility to relieve myself back in school, every day... :D
I mean then again they are in a jet that can go super fast and they probably get an oh shit moment every so often which makes em shit themselves so
Continuation of the previous question, wouldn't it be hard to hold it in as you would be pulling a lot of G's, or is it unrelated to G-force?
Youre only pulling a lot of g force when maneuvering and when youre peeing youre Just maintaining altitude hence you can hold it easily
@@WinkelmanSM-3 But you can only pee on your own time when refueling. Moreover, what about number 2?
@@nikhilsharma1326 you pee after refueling and number 2 isnt possible
@@nikhilsharma1326 bro just pissing is hard I don’t think shitting is possible lol
are you allowed to bring something dry like granola bar up into flight when your on your missions
Wasn’t expecting much more than this
Imagine taking a piss and suddenly the missile alert comes on and you have to evade with the bag open and your member out 😂😂
Amazing video as always. I didn’t know that you were deployed to my own country of Afghanistan 🇦🇫 thanks for your service ✊
Honest question, so you feel good about US intervention in your country?
@@litamtondy I have it had its pros and cons. I don’t really watch the news but I hear people saying that the U.S. was involved with providing the talibans with weapons and things like that. But the pro side was the the U.S. also helped clear most talibans in Afghanistan but after the left Afghanistan, the talibans rose back to power especially this year.
Oh that’s crazy. I knew about the packs....not the rest, especially for the females. Brilliant video
I’m subscribing because you defined instruments and terms so that us non flying people can understand
Have you done a video on food/energy which you take up with you for those longer flights?
"Racehorse". Got to remember to start using that term.
I don’t know if you know the answer to this, but when the B-52 leaves Barksdale (let’s just say) on a mission from there to Baghdad, do they bring food with them on the trip? I know it’s like a 35+ hour long flight and this has always intrigued me.
i think they do bring food
Of course they do. Shoot, I brought food with me in the F-16 on long ferry flights (much shorter than 35 hours, though!).
35 hours? Uh no
Not only can you bring food, the B-52 has a rudimentary oven. www.pbs.org/newshour/world/you-can-bake-a-hot-pocket-on-board-a-b-52-nuclear-bomber-seriously
We need these available in the commercial markets. It'd be great for long drives, and for senior care.
Look up a company called Brief Relief. We use them working for the power company when we are in the field.
I never thought about this until now omg.
Are you gonna collab with Mover CW Lemoine?
You watch mover too, nice.
@Kevin Tanos, @Hero’s Journey, whoah!
We’ve go ourselves some Mover moochers. Nice 😁👍🏽.
@@eliaskaser220 moochers?
Interesting, but what about Number 2? Do you wear a pad just in case during a very long flight?
Just shit in the morning or hold it
@Ernie Tetrault This comment right here🤣🤣🤣
Justice Warrior Easier said than done my dude. Try to “hold it” for 8 hours. And sometimes you can’t force yourself to “shit in the morning”. Imagine having a random bout of diarrhea while soaring 30,000 feet above Gods green earth at Mach speeds.
@Ernie Tetrault
Thai?? Why not?
@@amnscottnn5481
Since when can jet fighters fly for 8 hours??
Maximum they can stay in air is 2 hours!!
Very informative 👍👍 keep uploading more about F16. Best wishes from your new subscriber!!🙋🏻♂️
Last video of yours that I saw described a transatlantic ferry flight and yes, this question arose. Well, I am answered, thanks.
Thank you for addressing how our female pilots 👩✈️ get some relief.
Must be awful to be woke all the time
Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯
Kevin Wakli Fitness. We love you, too!
Love to you and Kenya
Thank you. Please emigrate to the USA. We need people like you.
We love you too!
dude you’re swollen
Thank You .
Thank you for tort service, Sir!
Pilot:- taking a piss at like 15,000 ft and
you hear a missile coming at you
Electronic:- oh shit I'm outta here😂
And you think your comment is hilarious?
3:09 if you're well-trained, you can do it during a barrel roll
Hi Hasard, do the navy pilots do the same or are their flights much shorter so that nature call is not a problem?
4:15 lmao. The call 'racehorse' just has to come from the phrase 'pissing like a racehorse' haha