Why are the Houston Texans SO BAD?

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  • @FivePointsVids
    @FivePointsVids  2 роки тому +11

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    • @EarlofCrawford
      @EarlofCrawford 2 роки тому +1

      Is Brett Kollmann the "Set The Edge" guy?

    • @JonathanMerlinSymmank
      @JonathanMerlinSymmank 2 роки тому +1

      The teams that acquired the best players and payed premium for them should thank the Texans for that. And those who lost them should paint the Texans as the NFL villains in the NFL

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 2 роки тому +1

      The Texans traded Hopkins 6-9 months before Watson signed his extension, and he requested a trade at the end of the season. You also completely failed to see Caseiros plan in signing cheap roster players as starters. Lovie Smith was fantastic as D-Coordinator last year working with very little. Pathetic work.

    • @robkitchen5344
      @robkitchen5344 2 роки тому

      Why can't you say "six you all" conduct?

    • @MR.ROBOTVOLTRON
      @MR.ROBOTVOLTRON 2 роки тому +2

      Where was this video last year? When they actually were dead in the water? Seems to undermine the positive signs and directions lately after trading Watson. Got draft picks are resigning players who don't want to leave. Just nonsense at this point now.

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 2 роки тому +370

    "The City that Sold Its Soul." - Urinating Tree

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +1

      Houston probably deserves the sanctions that Russia is suffering from.

    • @MazeDaGr8
      @MazeDaGr8 2 роки тому +28

      (Evil chuckle) "Oh how little you truly knew about the deal you made"

    • @TheManny717
      @TheManny717 2 роки тому +6

      …& all that for one measly championship, and it wasn’t legitimate and pure! You sold it for a tainted one!

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому

      @@TheManny717 We don’t care it’s legit. It’s like how the Russians think their Olympic medals are legit. Plus the Russians never cheated at the Olympics.

    • @TheManny717
      @TheManny717 2 роки тому +1

      @@ranelgallardo7031 - I was continuing with the conversation, not being sidetrack with this one.

  • @m.robert123
    @m.robert123 2 роки тому +276

    They're not bad. They employ Davis mills, who has the longest neck of any starting qb. How can they be bad with that kind of firepower?

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +1

      At best Davis Mills is the White version of Russell Wilson.
      At worst he could be another Matt Schuab.

    • @sportsnstuff5557
      @sportsnstuff5557 2 роки тому +6

      @@ranelgallardo7031 he is not nearly mobile enough to be like russ. More like prime david Garrard with the arm strength. And Schaub was good- at one point

    • @alltheotakuthings6351
      @alltheotakuthings6351 2 роки тому +7

      @@ranelgallardo7031 I’m sure Texans fans would be grateful for Davis Mills to become pre-2013 Schaub

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +3

      @@alltheotakuthings6351 I wouldn’t cause that would mean he’ll eventually turn into 2013 Matt Schuab.

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 2 роки тому

      @@alltheotakuthings6351 Matt Schaub was an average QB in a very good situation nothing more nothing less.

  • @fatnboozey9074
    @fatnboozey9074 2 роки тому +87

    As a Texans fan, I can immediately tell almost no effort or research went into this video since it's only 12 minutes long.... this should be at least a 5 part series

    • @deantegroves6197
      @deantegroves6197 2 роки тому +10

      Easily, but that task is probably best saved for a Texans fan.

    • @fatnboozey9074
      @fatnboozey9074 2 роки тому +12

      @@deantegroves6197 fair point, but there wouldn't be any commentary, it'd just be some guy weeping the whole time

    • @andrewjohnson7645
      @andrewjohnson7645 2 роки тому +2

      I mean y’all got the goat davis mills

    • @deantegroves6197
      @deantegroves6197 2 роки тому +1

      @@fatnboozey9074 🤣🤣true

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      could be worst like browns fan or jags, or jets

  • @brettrossi034
    @brettrossi034 2 роки тому +135

    I still can't believe in such a short span they lost their top 3 franchise players in Watt, Hopkins and Watson. Mind boggling

    • @TonyWilliams27
      @TonyWilliams27 2 роки тому

      And now Deshaun (rapist) Watson QB is now gone too! A new day for the Houston Texans organization?

    • @jaypennie7297
      @jaypennie7297 2 роки тому

      I mean when you have a idiot as the coach and gm it makes sense

    • @bowitboy6635
      @bowitboy6635 2 роки тому +4

      I can’t even believe that organization is still thriving. You literally have Watson and Hopkins on the SAME team and you don’t build around them? What an idiotic move.

    • @youtubeistryingtocensorme
      @youtubeistryingtocensorme Рік тому

      Thanks a lot Bill O Brian!

  • @ifeanyiakunna2828
    @ifeanyiakunna2828 2 роки тому +129

    I seriously thought Easterby was just an incompetent religious GM. I had no idea he was literally just a team pastor. That is heinous organizational mismanagement.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +16

      He’s not a GM, he’s actually the Team President. He’s above the GM but below the owners.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому +6

      @@ranelgallardo7031 might as well be the owner at this point...

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому +1

      The GM is typically more concerned with the intricate details of the team's success such as player transactions and contract negotiations whereas the President of Ops oversees the GM and has to manage on a more macro level i.e. Ticket prices, budgeting salaries etc. Sometimes the Pres can handle GM duties while taking care of other stuff that conventional GM's aren't involved with
      edit: but of course responsibilities vary from team to team
      this might help the confusion, Nick caserio is control of the football team part for small brains who can not read

  • @coffeyallday
    @coffeyallday 2 роки тому +124

    The biggest lesson from both the Texans and Browns in their early days as expansion teams is that you should never take a quarterback at #1 if you're an expansion team. Both David Carr and Tim Couch got killed behind bad offensive lines and never really had a chance. Couch at least took the Browns to the playoffs which probably makes him their 3rd best QB post expansion behind Baker and Derek Anderson.

    • @justinmaybach6388
      @justinmaybach6388 2 роки тому +7

      Technically it was a combination of him and Kelly Holcomb but you’re not wrong as far as taking a quarterback that early is concerned.

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому +1

      Carr was bad

    • @giovanniherrera6037
      @giovanniherrera6037 2 роки тому +5

      He wasn’t bad. I don’t know anyone who would survive that o-line

    • @liberphilosophus7481
      @liberphilosophus7481 2 роки тому +4

      Drafting a QB number one is mostly for boosting optics and fanfare, not good team building. Best team building strategy would be (ideally) to draft a Center or ILB as they are the field generals for the trenches (NOT the QB, who is a secondary field general usually), but a new expansion team would become a laughing stock if they drafting a boring Center or Linebacker over an exciting new Quarterback lol. Best recent example was Trevor Lawrence; the Jaguars did not need a Quarterback with much more pressing needs at OL, TE, and LB, but the fanfare from skipping on Trevor Lawrence would have been unbearable lol.

    • @clipobserver
      @clipobserver 2 роки тому +2

      If Couch was healthy in that 2002 season and let them to the playoffs, he would have been there longer.

  • @bongjovi94
    @bongjovi94 2 роки тому +45

    The 'Bulls On Parade' Texans defense was top tier

  • @mattshipley182
    @mattshipley182 2 роки тому +48

    Is it wrong that I don’t like when people call David Carr a bust? Imho he was put into a no win situation and had zero help around him to grow and develop

    • @pritikinaa
      @pritikinaa 2 роки тому +18

      It was a shit job. 76 sack his first season. miraculously it dropped to 15 his second season. He was sacked 249 times over 5 years with the Texans.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому +2

      @@pritikinaa they were 5-11 and dropped due to strength of schedule. Either way it wasn't like charlie was drafting world beaters

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому +3

      Carr was the Rg3 of the 2000s. Roll right take a sack

    • @ooonyxxx
      @ooonyxxx 2 роки тому

      He was still a bust, there's a reason he didn't do shit nowhere else

    • @bootlegpass5969
      @bootlegpass5969 2 роки тому +1

      @Matt Shipley
      He was good...but absolutely battered & harassed. I felt bad for the guy.

  • @JackDanaher2001
    @JackDanaher2001 2 роки тому +116

    I would love to see the Carolina Panthers next. They've been so bad under David Tepper

    • @jonathanaguilar2183
      @jonathanaguilar2183 2 роки тому +11

      It's only been 4 years

    • @FloatingWaterTank
      @FloatingWaterTank 2 роки тому +16

      @@jonathanaguilar2183 and we went from a damn good team to a laughingstock in that time as well

    • @JackDanaher2001
      @JackDanaher2001 2 роки тому +9

      @@jonathanaguilar2183 yes but look at the roster and coaching staff, they are not gonna go anywhere with how bad they are

    • @darianclark3980
      @darianclark3980 2 роки тому +3

      I really want UrinatingTree to do a Lolcow/Legacy of Failure video for the Carolina Panthers since he hasn't made a video like that in a few years

    • @johncate9541
      @johncate9541 2 роки тому +8

      The Panthers have been to the Super Bowl twice. The Texans make the old Houston Oilers look like a model franchise.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 2 роки тому +48

    "You can’t have the inmates running the prison."
    - Bob McNair, previous owner of the Texans; referring to player's rights in contract negotiations and benefits.

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R 2 роки тому +9

      Meanwhile he hires his megachurch pastor to run his team. Consistency on Sundays.

    • @weatherwolf335
      @weatherwolf335 2 роки тому +2

      @@RD1R that was his son, Cal who hired Easterbee

    • @harambeyonce9427
      @harambeyonce9427 2 роки тому +4

      This is also a very popular phrase that he wisely altered
      “You can’t let the monkeys run the zoo”
      Could’ve been much worse

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R 2 роки тому +1

      @@weatherwolf335 apple ain't fall far.

    • @weatherwolf335
      @weatherwolf335 2 роки тому +1

      @@RD1R by that logic because my father cheated on my mother I'm going to do the same thing when I get married, that's b*******

  • @ST0NE_206
    @ST0NE_206 2 роки тому +92

    I remember laughing my ass off watching them blow the 24-0 lead in such a short amount of time lmfao

    • @darthvader3742
      @darthvader3742 2 роки тому +2

      I remember watching my game and being left speechless watching them blow that game in such epic fashion.

    • @MazeDaGr8
      @MazeDaGr8 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr, This is somehow worse than the Falcons choke because at least they had a whole other half

    • @harrycallahan5018
      @harrycallahan5018 2 роки тому

      I remember being upset as a titans fan cause it meant we had to play the chiefs instead of them lol

    • @TexasKing100
      @TexasKing100 2 роки тому +1

      my dad went to take a piss after we went up 24-0, he came back a few minutes later and i had to explain how he somehow blew the lead in 3 minutes

    • @Venom3254
      @Venom3254 2 роки тому +1

      Must've been rough that the Texans pulled an Oilers in the post season

  • @gurgalaburgala907
    @gurgalaburgala907 2 роки тому +13

    7:59 2001? What could have 5 year-old Deshaun Watson have done to herald such an accusation?

    • @firewalker1372
      @firewalker1372 2 роки тому

      🤣 😂. I was thinking the same thing like Huh????? There is some goofy edits going on in this video.

  • @hunterkneifel9593
    @hunterkneifel9593 2 роки тому +32

    Well obviously the answer is the greatest man known to Dolphin football: Bill O Brien.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 2 роки тому +1

      Don Shula?
      Dan Marino?
      Nah. Bill O'Brien.

    • @dionr1168
      @dionr1168 2 роки тому +2

      I thought the answer was drafting Mario Williams instead of the hometown hero that led the Longhorns to a National Championship.

    • @hunterkneifel9593
      @hunterkneifel9593 2 роки тому

      @@thepolarphantasm2319 how dare you even mention those randoms in the same breath as the great Bill O Brien

    • @troysmith6190
      @troysmith6190 2 роки тому

      Why not hire the greatest tanker of all hue Jackson 😉

    • @hunterkneifel9593
      @hunterkneifel9593 2 роки тому

      @@troysmith6190 Billy Bob and Hue Jackson on the same team is just unfair. With Billy bob at gm and Hue at head coach, that team would be nearly unstoppable.

  • @themidnightace8295
    @themidnightace8295 2 роки тому +12

    Bill O'Brien didn't want Watson Rick Smith gets all the credit for the pick not Obrien.He clearly sabotaged the team

  • @youlikedyourowncomment5151
    @youlikedyourowncomment5151 2 роки тому +19

    Never forget they traded away DeAndre Hopkins for David Johnson 😂

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 2 роки тому +4

      Bill O'Brien should be permanently banned from the NFL alone for that stupid trade.

    • @donnyg9993
      @donnyg9993 2 роки тому

      Even madden wouldn’t let you complete that trade 💀

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      @@AutoArtemAuto yeah i burned this team to the ground... they still trying to recover and won't till next year when cap settles XD

  • @randomhobo7754
    @randomhobo7754 2 роки тому +30

    Brothers and sisters are glorious leader is explaining why the Texans are the way they are. He is doing this so we can learn from there failures and make yourselves better.

    • @bongjovi94
      @bongjovi94 2 роки тому

      I'm so sorry. But I have to...
      *our* not are
      *their* not there

    • @randomhobo7754
      @randomhobo7754 2 роки тому

      @@bongjovi94 quite sinner

    • @bongjovi94
      @bongjovi94 2 роки тому

      @@randomhobo7754 I think you mean *quiet*

    • @bongjovi94
      @bongjovi94 2 роки тому

      @@randomhobo7754 But I was like number 30

    • @randomhobo7754
      @randomhobo7754 2 роки тому

      @@bongjovi94 you can keep the like, but you need to stop correcting the mouth pice of our leader.

  • @harambeyonce9427
    @harambeyonce9427 2 роки тому +7

    To be fair, Carolina has been to 2 Super Bowls since inception. (Delhomme & Newton)

    • @nomame6329
      @nomame6329 2 роки тому

      I wish Newton jumped on that ball

  • @marine2ful
    @marine2ful 2 роки тому +15

    The Vikings need one of these videos. If there’s a fanbase that knows pain, it’s us.

    • @jacksonlewison518
      @jacksonlewison518 2 роки тому

      Yes please 😢. My first year actually following the Vikings as a kid was 2009. (Yes I know I’m young 21).

    • @jaypennie7297
      @jaypennie7297 2 роки тому +1

      What pain do y’all know? Most of the time the Vikings are decent even when y’all had case Keenum

    • @bowitboy6635
      @bowitboy6635 2 роки тому

      Simple. They never found a franchise QB. The closest was Tarkenton all the way back in the 70s. Since then there’s been no one. Look at all the teams that won a super bowl. Most if not all had a franchise QB.

    • @andrewsucksatvideos4482
      @andrewsucksatvideos4482 2 роки тому +1

      @@bowitboy6635 Tarkenton was a franchise QB, but they haven’t had one since

  • @thetexanshurtme
    @thetexanshurtme 2 роки тому +4

    I'm just glad we are being talked about

  • @Trillyana
    @Trillyana 2 роки тому +6

    Now they just need to get Mike Glennon to have the first team in NFL history with two giraffes at QB

  • @ImGoingSupersonic
    @ImGoingSupersonic 2 роки тому +2

    When the sun goes down n everyone is partying outside, Davey Mills still has another half hour of sunshine.

  • @Papertoiletx
    @Papertoiletx 2 роки тому +2

    7:56 "on march 16th 2001" ayo how old is Deshaun again?

  • @videogamevalley7523
    @videogamevalley7523 2 роки тому +2

    Brett Kollman with probably one of the greatest references in the history of references

  • @xavierb4647
    @xavierb4647 2 роки тому +4

    That Lakewood analogy 10/10. You could’ve even threw the rockets into it because Lakewood church is the rockets stadium from their glory years.

  • @Freddy_P
    @Freddy_P 2 роки тому +3

    As a Washington (Ughhh) Commanders fan, I hear the woes of a team that had 8 winning seasons in 11 years and how their team hurt them and just think... "That is adorable!"

  • @dawakat08
    @dawakat08 2 роки тому +17

    I WAS a fan since the beginning, a team back here in Houston when I was 11 years old and just got way into football, it was great watching the team grow organically. Sure the David Carr era was a terrible line causing issues, the Kubiak era was defined with the Run, Run, Pass, Punt of the west coast Houston edition, and the BoB era started well until BoB decided to become God for the team and destroyed it quickly. The day DHop was traded I was out, DHop has generational skill set and we traded him for peanuts. The team's ownership is horrendous with the McNair family at the helm, however I feel like Casiro could make a huge difference as an adult in the room to the Cal and Easterby love affair, but the team already ruined the best chance at a franchise quarterback with Watson and they deserve all the bad things for the foreseeable future

    • @ellamihulka8355
      @ellamihulka8355 2 роки тому +4

      I’m so sorry that you had to be a fan of them bro. Nothing but pain and failure.

    • @victormontoya117
      @victormontoya117 2 роки тому

      @@ellamihulka8355 STFU already Texans are a better team then the jags Jets browns giants chargers and raiders.

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      @@ellamihulka8355 it could be worst like a brown jets or jag fan, or chargers list goes on, no one wants to talk about how bad the raiders have been the last 20 years but yeah media hate texans

  • @Rekcha
    @Rekcha 2 роки тому +1

    I have watched Brett’s video about Bill O’Brien destroying the franchise like ten times. This is the collab I didn’t even know I needed

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 2 роки тому +8

    Now that Watson has been traded, Houston staff members can refer to game film as "All 22" again without that awkward moment where everyone wonders when the other shoe will drop

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 2 роки тому +23

    Anyone else remember when the Texans blue a 24-0 lead in the divisional round against the Chiefs in 2020?

    • @GARNET-DAGGER-FF9
      @GARNET-DAGGER-FF9 2 роки тому +3

      The weird part of that game is not the fact that they blew the lead. Its the fact they were up 24-0 and they ending up getting blown out!

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      @@GARNET-DAGGER-FF9 bill obrien was horrible at gm, having a trash backup rookie cover kelce was a doom from the start.

  • @WAHegle91
    @WAHegle91 2 роки тому +5

    If nothing else, the Houston Texans can claim to be the greatest thieves/con men in the NFL after the Watson trade.

  • @dameTHEname
    @dameTHEname 2 роки тому +4

    None of the last 4 expansion teams in the league won a Superbowl please don't remind me smh as a Carolina Panthers fan at least we went 2 Superbowls but lost both and it still hurts you never get over it sometimes I wonder if have having a losing franchise is better or worse than going to the Superbowl and never winning it

  • @benhermes6566
    @benhermes6566 2 роки тому +3

    It is the duty of Davis Mills to restore the good name of skilled giraffe-necked players after the damage done by Mike Glennon.

  • @DeedeeandtheBeebee
    @DeedeeandtheBeebee 2 роки тому +1

    7:55 2001 lol....cant beleive watson has played as long as brady!!! Amazing!!!

  • @brentgranger7856
    @brentgranger7856 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, FPV! I'm a longtime subscriber and Houston Texans fan. The best things about the Texans right now: home game tickets are cheap and we're not the Jacksonville Jaguars.
    By the way, thank you to all of you at Clickbait Sports for roasting that other joke of a football team in Texas last week.

  • @kylek7748
    @kylek7748 2 роки тому +2

    they are essentially back to where they started. just a bunch of random free agent signings, some out of their prime runningbacks and a young qb to try and piece it all together. at least they have a solid head coaching staff though

  • @lukeontheplains
    @lukeontheplains 2 роки тому

    Can I just say, I hope the NFL/sports UA-camr community is as uplifting and friendly with each other as it seems. I love seeing guys collaborate with each other, because it creates an environment for the community to grow and separate from a lot of the toxicity that higher profile sports communities (ESPN) reek of.

  • @Bullboy_Adventures
    @Bullboy_Adventures 2 роки тому +1

    Jack easterby seriously looks like a pastor that isn't allowed around a school zone

  • @imtoospartan1134
    @imtoospartan1134 2 роки тому +3

    Love the inclusion of Brett. Awesome youtuber

  • @calmuellerWAR
    @calmuellerWAR 2 роки тому +1

    Nice to see discount Johnny Sins as NFL Executive and pastor.

  • @TheTexasCowboy56
    @TheTexasCowboy56 2 роки тому +3

    So there is one big thing that you left out that I hear from a lot of people. That is Cal just don't care about the team like his dad did, which I think is one of the reason why Jack have the job he have and so much power he have. To fix this in my oppion is Cal got to sell the team if he don't care.

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      jack came in at the right time when cal had his father pass away, like a snake he took his strike when cal was emotionally down.

  • @AyooTexanNation
    @AyooTexanNation 2 роки тому +20

    The Houston Texans have 2x First round picks for the next 3 seasons & if that pans out with solid players drafted by Nick Caserio (who hit on all 5 of his draft picks in 2021) we'll for sure b well off with our rebuild. Lovie Smith is a upgrade over BIll o Brien being the fact he has serious HC experience. If Davis MIlls turns out to be the guy us fans expect, thats A+ for the team going forward.
    Texans had to let watson go cayuse he didnt want to be here & hes a predator. Texans will be contenders soon & dont come back onto the fanbase once we do. If you cant support us on our down years, dont support us at all !!

    • @reedmathews
      @reedmathews 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t know about that I watched Lovie literally ruin one of my best friends collegiate QB career while he was at Illinois

    • @brianm2242
      @brianm2242 2 роки тому +1

      You can't gatekeep an entire football team and expect to be taken seriously...

    • @ainahko16
      @ainahko16 2 роки тому +1

      Why support a team that can't support themselves (management wise)?

    • @AyooTexanNation
      @AyooTexanNation 2 роки тому

      @Sammie J like other teams have ? Just takes patience

    • @AyooTexanNation
      @AyooTexanNation 2 роки тому

      @@reedmathews this ain't college bois

  • @Evan-fw6wt
    @Evan-fw6wt 2 роки тому +3

    ill save you all about twelve minutes: the answer is Bill O'Brien

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      Thank you i destroyed this team with my bare hands, off to the next team

  • @eazymb.
    @eazymb. 2 роки тому +4

    For all the fans of young teams that made the playoffs. Just know. Shits never sweet damn sure ain’t a given.

  • @ajm3576
    @ajm3576 2 роки тому +2

    It’s amazing that a team could have so much talent like future Hall of Famer JJ Watt a top 5 receiver of the 2000s in Andre Johnson a top 5 receiver of the 2010s in DeAndre Hopkins and 5 seasons with the greatest punter in NFL history in Shane Lechler And yet still have such little success I guess The lions and Texans are Where talented careers go to be wasted

  • @matthewdominguez2709
    @matthewdominguez2709 2 роки тому +6

    As a Texans fan I just sigh as I click on these videos

  • @bootlegpass5969
    @bootlegpass5969 2 роки тому +1

    Please don't effing blame David Carr.

  • @gbalph4
    @gbalph4 2 роки тому +4

    I remember the days in elementary school when everyone somewhat loved the Texans…I wonder if they still love them.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +2

      I guarantee they still do

    • @gbalph4
      @gbalph4 2 роки тому

      @@ranelgallardo7031 hopefully so…

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому +2

      it was my college days when people loved them, when i was a kid they sucked, and were new.
      Let's hope caserio rebuilds what bill obrien destroyed

  • @JonathanMerlinSymmank
    @JonathanMerlinSymmank 2 роки тому +6

    Imagine they leave Houston and once they made it to their new city, they become Super Bowl champions

    • @SchmidtyProductions27
      @SchmidtyProductions27 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t think I would be able to take that. That would hurt too much

    • @jgsmith99
      @jgsmith99 2 роки тому +1

      My first thought was they'll never leave. Then remembered that the Oilers left because we were sick and tired of Bud Adams' shit. Hopefully, Cal McNair doesn't keep doing a crappy job or he gets replaced.

    • @nomame6329
      @nomame6329 2 роки тому

      We will welcome the Texans to St. Louis💀

  • @poiny91
    @poiny91 2 роки тому +2

    4-12 with star players in 2020...
    4-13 with throwaway players and a 1st year head coach in 2021...

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      yeah those star players really helped in 2020.. texans will look good next year if mills works out, all these draft picks and 110 mil cap space next year

  • @shaunnichols1743
    @shaunnichols1743 2 роки тому +5

    Calling back to another video, kinda weird that there are more giraffe-neck QBs in the NFL than left-handed QBs

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому +1

      they need to see over the line the long neck helps lol!!

  • @Dranka5
    @Dranka5 2 роки тому +1

    Easterby is the biggest joke in all of sports right now.
    Only topped by the Texans owner for hiring and promoting him.

  • @kennycai8695
    @kennycai8695 2 роки тому +3

    Short answer: early expansion team woes, and self-inflicted kneecapping.
    Every team is going to suck in the first few years, and it's even more frustrating for the Texans, since they have proven they CAN draft properly. As for the self-inflicted kneecapping, when Cal McNair took over football operations from his late father Robert, that was where I feel the Texans began their steep decline, especially after hearing about the power and ties Easterby has.
    How do we fix this? Getting rid of Easterby has to be the #1 priority. As long as he is around (and base his staff on how "faithful" they are), this team will never stand a chance, especially with the AFC South trending upwards (Titans are a contender, Colts can certainly pull off a surprise, Jaguars are a wild card, but it's always the unpredictable ones you should be wary of).

    • @extragoogleaccount6061
      @extragoogleaccount6061 2 роки тому

      The Panthers and Jags were "too good" for expansion teams so the NFL changed the rules a bit and the Texans started out reeeeaaally weak. Definitwely didnt help.

    • @jgsmith99
      @jgsmith99 2 роки тому

      Do you think Cal gets rid of Easterby or do we need new ownership (assuming it's doubtful Cal's mom replaces him)?

    • @kennycai8695
      @kennycai8695 2 роки тому

      @@jgsmith99 Unless Easterby gets embroiled in scandal, he's untouchable. Plus, I highly doubt anyone has the financial means to purchase ownership off the McNairs. Just my cynical opinion.

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      i think easterby is still a problem but the biggest problem was me bill obrien, now nick caserio is the GM he is trying to rebuild what i destroyed

    • @ademirsegura6307
      @ademirsegura6307 2 роки тому

      Yet how in 2006 Houston Dynamo FC won MLS Cup as an expansion team

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs 2 роки тому

    lovie!!! thank you for the 2004-2011 bears and that outfit of bears greats

  • @lunasv7
    @lunasv7 2 роки тому +2

    Has anyone pointed out that the 12th pick used to pick Watson in 2017 was from the Browns lol
    So it's like the last 5 years never happened. This honestly makes me feel so much better as a miserable Texans fan

  • @ahsan4339
    @ahsan4339 2 роки тому +2

    March 16th 2001? Damn Deshaun been prowling

  • @backup368
    @backup368 2 роки тому +2

    I mean 15 teams were interested in trading for Watson, yeah good luck with that Cleveland.

  • @jarrodtrainor5179
    @jarrodtrainor5179 2 роки тому +2

    Mills to the Moon
    Texans Superbowl 2023

  • @edman813
    @edman813 2 роки тому +2

    To this day I still don't get why didn't BOB trade Hopkins for Fitzgerald, he was only paid 11 million which was miles cheaper than Hopkins and even if past his prime was a way more reasonable trade guy for Hopkins.
    Fast forward, I think the Packers trading Davante Adams for only a first and second rounder is slightly worse than what BOB got for Hopkins, a late 1st rounder is barely an improvement than the sole 2nd rounder the Texans got from the Hopkins trade, especially when they didn't even get a talented player from the Raiders and are instead putting their eggs in a basket for some out of college kid in a cursed #22 overall pick.

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому +1

      My plan was to burn down the team, get rid of the best players and picks. Recovery won't happen till this or next year lol!!

  • @3tylersmith
    @3tylersmith 2 роки тому

    FivePoints Vids for life!

  • @ranelgallardo7031
    @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +6

    As a Texans fan I even look to Lions fans and Browns fans and think “I wish I was in their shoes”

    • @jok3r906
      @jok3r906 2 роки тому +1

      You want to wear cursed shoes? I'll let you wear mine for a bit.

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      as a texan fan i disagree, would not want jags jets browns lions or raiders, feel like i am missing a team or two, unless your 7 years old and 2 years new to the nfl it would make sense to pick those other teams

  • @topdogalpha
    @topdogalpha 2 роки тому +1

    If you say 28 around a falcons fan they twitch a bit... if you say 23 around a texans fan they twitch a bit for different reasons

  • @ErikCB912
    @ErikCB912 2 роки тому +1

    7:57 March 16, 2001? I think you’re 20 years off there lol. Watson was like 5-6 years old back then.

  • @z2ei
    @z2ei 2 роки тому +1

    Nitpicks: Say what you will about O'Brien, but Osweiler wasn't his choice. It was Rick Smith, who signed him without consulting BoB about it. Similarly, Watson was another Smith choice, because his seat was on fire because he'd failed to properly address the QB situation since at least 2012.
    As far as the rest of it goes, Houston was always due for a rebuild. The wear was beginning to show during Kubiak's last year, when it became clear that the team could draft stars, but couldn't draft depth if their lives depended on it. By the time this recent collapse happened, the majority of stars were still the same guys from the Kubiak era - Watt, Hopkins, Mercilus, Clowney, etc.
    Easterby's just an easy target. Nobody can point out exactly what he does outside of that SI article, and I'll eat my hat if O'Brien's camp didn't have anything to do with that. It was the first stop on the "O'Brien redemption tour" which had people claiming that "Coach BoB did nothing wrong, it was just GM BoB".

  • @christophersalinas2722
    @christophersalinas2722 2 роки тому +1

    What do you mean? It’s February 2020, and we have Hopkins and JJ Watt and just went 11-5!

  • @CreamedCornACob
    @CreamedCornACob 2 роки тому +1

    He said 2001😂 Watson would’ve been 5😂 whoopsies 🙈🫠🤣

  • @seancole22
    @seancole22 2 роки тому +2

    My fav texans moment was last yr when they declined a penalty that would have made it 3rd and 10 and then punted. 😂😂😂

  • @Hunter-os5yx
    @Hunter-os5yx 2 роки тому +2

    Bill O’Brien is directly responsible for the recent collapse. However they were the best team in the AFC South for the 2010’s. Some idiots also seem to think the team is being run by BOB, Caseiro has made a tonne of great moves since he took over. The pathetic slander against the Texans makes no sense to anyone who actually pays attention to the team. They will turn the team around within 3 years, no question.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому

      BOB "directly" responsible for the recent collapse yet they were SB contenders before Jack got there. Not saying he isn't to blame but the bulk wasn't him

    • @arachnofiend2859
      @arachnofiend2859 2 роки тому

      They were the best team in the South when the South was the worst division in the AFC, perhaps all of football depending on how you feel about the NFC East. Bill's teams always flopped against real competition.

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 2 роки тому

      @@landonpatton7997 to address both of you guys, BOB made a lot of horrible signings and trades as GM, but he was also a very bad play caller at the NFL level. The Texans consistently had bottom 10 red zone efficiency, and failed hard whenever big moments came. But the guy in this video completely discounted all the losses the Texans took in FA after 2019 and the flop against the chiefs. They needed to start the rebuild last year but were set back by the Tunsil move, also BOBs fault.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому

      @@Hunter-os5yx and like I said he deserves blame but not all of it. 2018 and beyond for BOB was a power struggle with Easterby to were he couldn't focus on the field. Brian Gain could have easily franchised the honey badger and traded for Melvin Gordon like they wanted to, ran it back and seen plenty of success. Easterby didn't want BOB nor Gain there.

    • @Hunter-os5yx
      @Hunter-os5yx 2 роки тому

      @@landonpatton7997 you must think the salary cap doesn’t exist. Hopkins was asking for a 12 million a year increase on his salary to 22 mil, Matthieus contract tagged would have been huge, plus Melvin Gordon no chance. They also lost Kareem Jackson, DJ reader, Wilkinson, Lamar Miller etc etc. The defence now had a hole at every position, which is why Caseiro loaded the team up with average guys who still had potential. They found a couple gems, Kamu Hill and Kirskey good last year and the defence saw major improvements under Lovie Smith. Went from 31 in takeaways to 9th.

  • @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
    @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 2 роки тому +16

    The Houston Texans are set to be the next Detroit Lions.
    Change my mind.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому +1

      The McNairs are friends with the Ford family so

    • @Jordan19309
      @Jordan19309 2 роки тому +3

      Well I'll try.
      1 the afc south has and probably always will be a weak division.
      2 the Texans have the most cap space.
      3 they have honestly a decent track record of drafts with guys like Watt, Hopkins, Johnson, Williams, Kareem Jackson, mercuiles.
      I'll also be truthful I have probably watched 3 Texans games over the last 5 years and don't really know this regime too well, but if it's anything like the last I do have hope.

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому

      The Lions made a deal with the NFL, they get boat loads of money to be bad. They also won 10 championships before the SB. So if you're saying the Texans will win 10 championships, than I'm game.

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому

      @@Jordan19309 they went 4-13 with Mills and Taylor. They went 4-12 with Watson.......

    • @Jordan19309
      @Jordan19309 2 роки тому

      @@svenjorgensenn8418 and still didn't finish 4th in the afc south.

  • @whitemamba24xe98
    @whitemamba24xe98 2 роки тому +1

    You know you're bad when the Texans don't want you!!!! Cough Cough "Baker Mayfield" Cough Cough

  • @celticwarrior8574
    @celticwarrior8574 2 роки тому +2

    The Texans destroyed JJ Watt's career like the Angles destroying Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani's.

    • @SomeGuyNamedPhil
      @SomeGuyNamedPhil 2 роки тому +1

      just imagine having two generational players on your baseball team and never making the playoffs, that takes effort to be that bad.

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 2 роки тому

      @@SomeGuyNamedPhil The Seattle Mariners know that way too well.

    • @SomeGuyNamedPhil
      @SomeGuyNamedPhil 2 роки тому

      @@AutoArtemAuto I swear they made some sort of deal with the devil to get that legendary 116 win season, but they didn't read the fine print saying they'll never win again unless they win it all.

  • @pretzelhunt
    @pretzelhunt 2 роки тому

    5:21 "MIN-utessssss"
    that's what I'm TALKN'BOUT!

  • @mikeyerian2562
    @mikeyerian2562 2 роки тому +1

    Jack Easterby looks like bald Joel Osteen.

  • @unkledoda420
    @unkledoda420 2 роки тому +30

    How is this video only 12 minutes long? I figure it would take at least half an hour to cover all the reasons that the Texans are such a dumpster fire.

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @henrylam92
      @henrylam92 2 роки тому +1

      Didn’t want to make sadder than it is for texan fans

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      nah pretty simple, i came in and destroyed this franchise when it was coming up, rick smith was a decent gm before me

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 2 роки тому +2

    The Oilers may have left Houston, but their bad luck remained and would stay even when a new team popped up in the city. Don’t believe me? Just ask the Browns. Also, fancy that the Texans panicked and hired Lovie much like how the Astros panicked and hired Dusty Baker. Your turn, Rockets.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому

      Really? Have you seen the Rockets? The new owners a cheapskate and even with the draft picks might still be a horrible team for years to come

    • @illiniguy34
      @illiniguy34 2 роки тому

      @@landonpatton7997 I meant it’s the Rockets’ turn to panic and hire someone on impulse ala the Astros and Texans.

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому

      Lovie was a great move and there is no evidence the Team wasnt going to hire both McCown and Flores.

    • @landonpatton7997
      @landonpatton7997 2 роки тому

      @@illiniguy34 Ralph Samson? Sam I am? Or Doc Rivers like everyone else?

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto 2 роки тому +7

    How to fix the Texans: Sell the team to owners who aren't braindead gimps.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому

      Beyoncé Knowles & Jay Z can probably buy this team.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому

      @@gregoryhaile7410 You’re joking man I know lmao. Seriously Beyoncé is likely the next successor of the Texans ownership

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому

      @@gregoryhaile7410 All you need is a good rep and the money. She doesn't have the money part right now sadly.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 2 роки тому

      @@gregoryhaile7410 All you need is a good rep and the money. She doesn't have the money part right now sadly.

  • @acaldwell64
    @acaldwell64 2 роки тому

    Bruh, new upload made my day

  • @HoustonH
    @HoustonH 2 роки тому

    Live VERY close to Houston and see more Steelers merch lol, on cars, shirts, everything

  • @nycthinklab966
    @nycthinklab966 2 роки тому

    Love this channel. 10000000000 times better than espn #1 fan.

  • @puddlespuddles5208
    @puddlespuddles5208 2 роки тому

    Oh, a wild Brett Coloncancer appearance!

  • @michaelstephenson4755
    @michaelstephenson4755 2 роки тому +1

    I hate that people use the assault case not being a criminal case as a shield for Deshawn Watson. For a criminal case you have to prove beyond a doubt that he is guilty. It is ridiculously hard to prove rape and sexual assault cases to that point. In fact, less than 1% of sexual assaults lead to criminal conviction. So unless you think that 99% of sexual assault victims are lying, him not being tried as a criminal says more about the justice system than it does about his innocence.

  • @1machoguerrereo508
    @1machoguerrereo508 2 роки тому

    Mista McNair be sittin on da flo playin xbox in da facility 🤣👍💯

  • @b.jerelljones7312
    @b.jerelljones7312 2 роки тому

    It’s a combination of incompetent coaches,bad ownership, bad drafting and awful trades. 👀🤷🏿🤦🏿

  • @tqxis6191
    @tqxis6191 2 роки тому +2

    I’m a Texans fan that used to get mad when they lost. But now I just don’t care anymore, it’s just funny now

  • @spookyboi8446
    @spookyboi8446 2 роки тому

    "Jesus take the wheel" -Texans Front Office (probably)

  • @danielneal7606
    @danielneal7606 2 роки тому

    I absolutely thought I clicked on the wrong video at first

  • @LORDTRILLL
    @LORDTRILLL 2 роки тому +1

    As a Texans fan we are very optimistic about the future

  • @REIDSRAPS
    @REIDSRAPS 2 роки тому

    Lol yall leave us alone man were reubilding with despair quietly 🙈🙈🤘🏽🤘🏽😫😫

  • @sawyertuide7636
    @sawyertuide7636 2 роки тому +1

    *Tuba Smarties intensifies*

  • @jetfan925
    @jetfan925 2 роки тому

    7:58 you meant 2021, Watson would've been at an Elementary School by the time this incident happened.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 роки тому

    Does Five Points watch Ordinary Things? That HQ Trivia thing was a pretty random reference

  • @tyfi31
    @tyfi31 2 роки тому

    I honestly keep forgetting that Brett Kollmann is a Texans fan. He almost never talks about them

  • @ImGoingSupersonic
    @ImGoingSupersonic 2 роки тому

    I bet Davey Mills has really clean ceiling fan blades.

  • @mikeoleksa
    @mikeoleksa 2 роки тому +4

    Brett Kollmann: I don't know if I can put my heart into this team anymore.
    EVERY LIONS FAN: SHUT THE F@CK UP!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @svenjorgensenn8418
      @svenjorgensenn8418 2 роки тому +1

      Brett has always been a fair weather fan, I had to un sub from him after his videos went from football to opinion

  • @jimmyburke7987
    @jimmyburke7987 2 роки тому

    underrated account

  • @BigTiger_99
    @BigTiger_99 2 роки тому +1

    As a Lifelon Texans fan.
    It absolutely sickens me to see us become the Laughing stock of football.
    Though I still have Optimism for the future.
    I am drifting closer and closer to becoming a Bengals fan (not because of the promising future, but because of the Mascot)

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      how old are you or you trolling

    • @BigTiger_99
      @BigTiger_99 2 роки тому

      @@bobbythorton7693 16

    • @bobbythorton7693
      @bobbythorton7693 2 роки тому

      @@BigTiger_99 ah yeah 10 years ago we were much better with a Pro bowl QB pro bowl WR and RB. Best Defensive end in the league with few other chads. Couple years even then they had chances to reach the SB like the 2 years deshaun was running. My point is we are not complete crap like browns jets jags who seen the playoffs less. We had a decent GM once upon a time with rick smith, and now we have a good one hopefully so there is a bright future maybe.

  • @elijahwerling4668
    @elijahwerling4668 2 роки тому

    Lovie might be able to help too (biased 2000s and 2010s bears fan here)

  • @vinnyzan1
    @vinnyzan1 2 роки тому

    That trade for Laremy Tunsil is definitely worth mentioning....

  • @jc755.
    @jc755. 2 роки тому +2

    I lowkey belive in Davis mills he had the second most passing yards among rookies last year and brandin Cooks is still young dont know why they signed Marlon mack tho after the sign dare ogunbawale

    • @gregputman
      @gregputman 2 роки тому

      Davis Mills is going to be a Garner Menchew or Case Keenum level QB

    • @jc755.
      @jc755. 2 роки тому

      @@gregputman Gardner minshew > Kirk Cousins and case keenuk hasn't had a good chance people forget he lead the Vikings to the nfc championship

  • @JamesSavik
    @JamesSavik 2 роки тому

    Bill O'Brien's tenure as head coach and GM was a rolling disaster the team will take decades to recover from. Even with him pissing away years of draft capital and making absolutely inexcusably bad trades, the Texans had a franchise quarterback they pissed off so bad he demanded a trade. Perhaps they are trying to win the LolCow of the decade award away from the Browns. So far, they have a powerful case.