The Most Unfortunate Names in Sports

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  • @musyarofah1
    @musyarofah1 5 років тому +388

    The fact that this video isn't sponsored by Manscaped is beyond me

  • @keyboardwarrior327
    @keyboardwarrior327 5 років тому +157

    Fun fact, Dick Trickle won NASCAR's Rookie of the Year award.
    He was 48 years old at the time.

    • @dustykh
      @dustykh 2 роки тому +3

      More fun facts about Dick Trickle, during the 70s he was a late model racing barnstormer, winning an estimated 1200 races. He probably made more money than Richard Petty at that time, who was thankfully never nicknamed Dick Petty.

  • @kvltizt
    @kvltizt 5 років тому +143

    Dick Butkus is the perfect name for a snarling slab of defensive nightmares destroying pre-Tuck Rule quarterbacks. He definitely made that name work out just fine.

    • @tjanderson8800
      @tjanderson8800 5 років тому +10

      Butter Johnson you know he had to grow up tough with that name.

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 5 років тому +2

      TJ Anderson He probably got into his fair share of fist fights.

    • @kwakerjak
      @kwakerjak 5 років тому

      To be fair, he could have chosen to be called Richard if he wanted.

    • @joeylawn36111
      @joeylawn36111 4 роки тому +1

      Someone made fun of Mr. Butkus' name - Once.

  • @hawker7488
    @hawker7488 5 років тому +130

    You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

    • @rexsexson5349
      @rexsexson5349 4 роки тому

      Damn straight.
      Oh yeah you ever see Mike Hunt?

  • @PlumReviewer
    @PlumReviewer 5 років тому +194

    “Hi I’m Dick Pound” the first thing I thought of when I saw this video

    • @eddietran5803
      @eddietran5803 3 роки тому

      apparently there's actually a guy named dick pound, he's a canadian swimming champion, and the vice pres of the international olympic committee

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 3 роки тому

      @@eddietran5803 it sounds so wrong but look at his net worth.

  • @davidcopeland5450
    @davidcopeland5450 5 років тому +222

    How does Ha Ha Clinton-Dix not make the list lol? I’m shocked.

    • @suNn.K.O
      @suNn.K.O 5 років тому +11

      Ha'Sean has a silly name, but I wouldn't call it unfortunate.

    • @ayesp6188
      @ayesp6188 5 років тому +6

      @@suNn.K.O I would

    • @pdawg193
      @pdawg193 5 років тому

      Same for Fanny Chmelar

    • @firefox8505
      @firefox8505 5 років тому +3

      The real question is how did Dick Butkus (pronounced butt kiss) isn’t on this list...

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 5 років тому +1

      @@suNn.K.O Oh, that's a name? I thought it was a Monica Lewinsky quote.

  • @buckfuttler2877
    @buckfuttler2877 5 років тому +36

    How did you leave out CHUBBY COX???

  • @Maxville2
    @Maxville2 5 років тому +43

    Urban Shocker is a sick name

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn 5 років тому +16

    "Tongue lashings from middle school bullies." I'm dying. WHEW.

  • @eggsngritstn
    @eggsngritstn 5 років тому +16

    "Should be guarding 3rd" -- too good.

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma 5 років тому +63

    Most unfornate names in sports.
    I got one Daniel Jones.

    • @bryce975
      @bryce975 5 років тому

      16ktsgamma and all the people that have anything to do with the giants

  • @yonathangonzalez6670
    @yonathangonzalez6670 5 років тому +18

    7:47, for a split second I thought “Wrap Up” was another athlete’s name.

    • @nathanstroud2223
      @nathanstroud2223 5 років тому +2

      That would be a great name for a terrible tackler.

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 3 роки тому +1

      I thought the same thing too.
      AHAHAHAHAHAGAGA

    • @bayareasportsfan04
      @bayareasportsfan04 3 роки тому

      Same lol

  • @rockvilleraven
    @rockvilleraven 5 років тому +6

    Years before Ben Gay, the Cleveland Browns had a player named Fair Hooker.

  • @juslikemo804
    @juslikemo804 5 років тому +15

    ...you hit it every time you bless us with a dope vid 5...No doubt yous a true 1...Point.Blank.PERIOD.Thank you bro.

  • @Radman1889
    @Radman1889 5 років тому +33

    Here’s an unfortunate name for FivePoints:
    Daniel Jones.
    Good night everybody!

  • @jaydirt316
    @jaydirt316 5 років тому +20

    You missed my all time favourite name - Lucius Pusey who was a college football player. Now goes by Lucius Seymour (why would you change your name).

  • @rolyrod69
    @rolyrod69 4 роки тому +2

    Rusty Kuntz, “Shouldn’t you be guarding 3rd?” 😂😂😂

  • @ThePolarBearProductions
    @ThePolarBearProductions 5 років тому +9

    I have a fictional hockey player who was the son of two Toto superfans. Naturally his name was Toto. Toto Edward Brown.
    Helped bring the Kootenay Ice in the WHL to the Championship but lost to the Peterborough Petes in the Memorial Cup Final. He was later drafted first overall in the first round by the Lighting in the 2013 Entry Draft. Then my PS3 took a shit so we don’t know what happened to him. We can assume he racked up penalty Mins and probity got suspended once or twice because he’s a big hitter. Was known as “The Brown Bear” by the media.

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 5 років тому +2

      I used to have a Tennessee Volunteers linebacker called Boo Nasty.

    • @ThePolarBearProductions
      @ThePolarBearProductions 5 років тому

      Tubeite I can imagine the commentators saying “What a Nasty Touchdown!” If he ever got one. Lol

  • @andykrawczyk7179
    @andykrawczyk7179 5 років тому +16

    Dong Dong, Olympic gold medallist in trampoline.

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 5 років тому

      Not if you pronounced his name properly. Unfortunately there is no English way to express the third tone on his surname...

    • @bobobingus3155
      @bobobingus3155 4 роки тому

      Trampoline?

  • @busyrand
    @busyrand 5 років тому

    The humor in this totally caught me off guard!!! The first one with "Rusty" made me pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing! Well done.

  • @stevenloeffler1266
    @stevenloeffler1266 5 років тому +6

    I was watching this video during science and right as you mentioned Dowanna Bonner we started talking about the hardness scale for rock and etc

  • @1963Iota
    @1963Iota 5 років тому +12

    No Dick Felt? I thought for sure he would make this list

  • @alex36burbidge
    @alex36burbidge 5 років тому +8

    This would be the perfect video to be sponsored by Manscape...

  • @DragonKazooie89
    @DragonKazooie89 5 років тому +12

    It seems you have to have a weird name to a be a professional athlete with weird/odd last names like Trout, Gurley and Clowney.

  • @joeevans4308
    @joeevans4308 5 років тому +27

    I was sure expecting Doug Fister on this list. Even in his absence I was not disappointed.

    • @askeletonpoppedout7047
      @askeletonpoppedout7047 5 років тому +4

      The Doug Fister / Charlie Furbush trade will live on in infamy

    • @beamerball666
      @beamerball666 5 років тому +1

      @@askeletonpoppedout7047 did that actually happen?

    • @askeletonpoppedout7047
      @askeletonpoppedout7047 5 років тому

      @@beamerball666 big time
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2011/7/30/2305632/doug-fister-trade-charlie-furbush-casper-wells-francisco-martinez

    • @Trail1524
      @Trail1524 5 років тому +1

      @@askeletonpoppedout7047 I was just about to bring that up, until I saw your post!!!

  • @nolans3026
    @nolans3026 5 років тому +8

    The puns are reDICKulous... I'll show myself out

  • @ryancarter2959
    @ryancarter2959 5 років тому +2

    Speaking of unfortunate names one of the drum majors at a competition my highschool hosted was named Ryan Klitz. It was hard not to laugh when the announcer said the name

  • @tylermiller3407
    @tylermiller3407 5 років тому +2

    You forgot someone with a GREAT jumper... Richard “Dick” Barnett. Had 14 seasons in the NBA and then became a doctor. Legendary man to forget about!! Don’t forget NFL player, Clinton Dix and NBA player Rudy Gay!! Either way, great video! Keep it up!

  • @elliottryan13
    @elliottryan13 5 років тому +11

    Idk how some of these poor bastards made it through life. I guess with your approval they may deserve a "DAM SON"!!!

  • @jimroberts9327
    @jimroberts9327 5 років тому

    LMAO I love the dad jokes and puns in this video. I had to stop eating my lunch because I was liable to spit it out in laughter!

  • @darrellludlow
    @darrellludlow 5 років тому +1

    This may be one of your best videos yet. Comedy Gold!

  • @yusaidit5311
    @yusaidit5311 5 років тому +13

    Miroslav satan better be here

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 5 років тому +5

      Who played for the devils!

    • @phoenixgamer3480
      @phoenixgamer3480 5 років тому

      @@buckfuttler2877 Which makes perfect sense since Satan is referred to as the Devil by people that don't want to call him by his actual name.

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 5 років тому +1

      @@phoenixgamer3480 thanks. Captain obvious! 😉

  • @ThursdayNext67
    @ThursdayNext67 5 років тому +4

    They missed the two greatest names ever, Lucious Pusey and Ivana Mandic.... yes, they're real

  • @txmagyar32
    @txmagyar32 5 років тому

    This deserves to be in the UA-cam hall of fame. Holy shit what an amazing piece of juvenile but absolutely LOL hysterical humor.

  • @shaynejonze99
    @shaynejonze99 5 років тому +4

    The puns, the great puns. Great video

  • @joey69d
    @joey69d 5 років тому

    Almost 9 minutes of dad jokes and word play. This is why I subscribed.

  • @kozlov13
    @kozlov13 5 років тому +1

    Missed an Australian sprinter called Lorraine Crapp

  • @Cynon
    @Cynon 5 років тому +2

    Dick Trickle was actually a lot better than his NASCAR career indicates. The White Knight (seriously his nickname) made a living racing in Wisconsin, winning so many races in the midwest that it's speculated that he won at least a thousand races in his career.
    Will Power won the Indianapolis 500 in 2018.
    Another race car driver, Tiago Monteiro's middle name was Vagaroso. In English, Vagaroso translates to "Slow guy". He made it to Formula 1, which is often considered an achievement on its own.

  • @gmwdim
    @gmwdim 5 років тому +1

    2:30 Funny enough, that spiky-haired guy next to him is also named Wang. His name is Wang Hao and was 3-time silver medalist in the Olympics.

  • @omegablack80214
    @omegablack80214 5 років тому +6

    Heres one for ya, German skier Fanny Chmelar, talk about a name.

  • @insertcolorfulmetaphor8520
    @insertcolorfulmetaphor8520 5 років тому +5

    God bless you Mr. Dickshoe! I loved saying your name as a sprat playing little league...

  • @jakecave9570
    @jakecave9570 5 років тому +1

    When i had MN Wild half season tickets on the concourse by my section there was a poster about St. Paul Fighting Saints, and thats how I found Dick Paradise in Minnesota

  • @brentgranger7856
    @brentgranger7856 5 років тому +5

    When I was in navy boot camp, I met a fellow recruit named Swallows. I never did say her by her rank and name together. Of course, I would later meet Petty Officer Spitz, whom did not take to those jokes very well while he was a seaman.

    • @xdgaming70
      @xdgaming70 5 років тому +1

      The last word of this comment somehow makes this funny

  • @daviddechamplain5718
    @daviddechamplain5718 5 років тому +6

    Smoking while racing. Now that's cool!

  • @jimmykaisermusic
    @jimmykaisermusic 5 років тому +4

    7:49 I thought Wrap Up was someone's name

  • @Pwnzistor
    @Pwnzistor 5 років тому +1

    "Top most worstest" You're killing me smalls.

  • @doctorsechs
    @doctorsechs 5 років тому +1

    this is the best list you've made by far

  • @romiarkan450
    @romiarkan450 3 роки тому

    There's a new candidate after this week, a Dutch soccer player by the name of Jizz Hornkamp. He dropped four goals to lead a come-back victory.

  • @baltimorez-wad7281
    @baltimorez-wad7281 5 років тому +1

    Your jokes on this are just too much. I can't stop laughing

  • @77braedaddy77
    @77braedaddy77 5 років тому

    Can’t imagine how much fun you had making this video

  • @Pfsif
    @Pfsif 5 років тому +3

    STOP, the puns are killing me.

  • @henrysteiner8136
    @henrysteiner8136 5 років тому

    3:33 you were trying so hard not to crack up 😂

  • @PyroFalkon
    @PyroFalkon 5 років тому +1

    I'd count the double entendres in this, but my calculator doesn't count that high. :D Awesome as always, FivePoints.

  • @nicktrelow2338
    @nicktrelow2338 5 років тому +1

    Dick Trickle is a nascar legend.

  • @charlesnelson8564
    @charlesnelson8564 5 років тому +3

    There was a Job fair at my college and one of the guys for a company was Dick Moneymaker(he do go Richard but still)

  • @CalebRoden
    @CalebRoden 5 років тому

    “Yeah, I might not be as good as my dad but a least my name ain’t Dick Trickle”
    - Dale Earnhardt Jr.

  • @collinnapper3908
    @collinnapper3908 5 років тому

    Good content as always. Keep it up!

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 5 років тому +1

    Wonder if Steve Sharts is the cousin of Fred Fuchs...

  • @jaywashington2196
    @jaywashington2196 5 років тому +1

    How did you record this i couldn't stop laughing

  • @NikeTubeStudios
    @NikeTubeStudios 5 років тому +1

    I was more interested in hearing Five Points bring up Albert Pujols, Lucious Pusey or Chubby Cox, but apparently not this time.

  • @haelst0rm526
    @haelst0rm526 5 років тому +1

    No mention of former QB Dick Shiner

  • @jackie165
    @jackie165 5 років тому +5

    Chuck Long, quarterback for the Lions in the 90’s.

  • @leohabs0774
    @leohabs0774 5 років тому +3

    i thought wrap up was one of the names lol

  • @thepenguinsrafterme
    @thepenguinsrafterme 4 роки тому

    I’ve watched A LOT of sports videos. This might be my favorite

  • @MusicalGixxer
    @MusicalGixxer 5 років тому +4

    I can’t handle all these puns! I’m weak!!!! 😂🤣

  • @JonPITBZN
    @JonPITBZN 5 років тому

    "Yost infected Kuntz."
    You had to go there? (But I loled)

  • @bva4677
    @bva4677 5 років тому +1

    Forgot the best baseball pitcher name in history... Former reliever Grant Balfour

  • @marcsenase
    @marcsenase 5 років тому +4

    How about "Chubby" Cox

  • @suNn.K.O
    @suNn.K.O 5 років тому +1

    Dick Trickle is the greatest name in Motorsport.

  • @ManCub25
    @ManCub25 5 років тому +1

    I had a highschool teacher named Richard Head... Who names their kid Dick Head?

  • @DampFrijoles
    @DampFrijoles 5 років тому +3

    I think we need another one of these. There are so many other good names for consideration.

  • @--_--IMP--_--
    @--_--IMP--_-- 5 років тому +1

    "...it just kept on lasting, for dickades..."

  • @Kenny-sl1eh
    @Kenny-sl1eh 5 років тому +1

    Chris Blewitt

  • @DarkFalz719
    @DarkFalz719 5 років тому +1

    No Barry McCockiner?

  • @dab44lb
    @dab44lb 5 років тому +1

    You left out Pete LaCock!!!

  • @williamcantrell6392
    @williamcantrell6392 5 років тому

    The Misty Hyman puns were just great

  • @paytoncollins1917
    @paytoncollins1917 5 років тому

    I caught that "lookin out my back door" reference. Slick

  • @dadahdee
    @dadahdee 5 років тому

    Ralph Pierre "Pete" LaCock, Jr. was drafted by the Chicago Cubs in the first round (20th pick) of the 1970. He also played for the Royals as well. FYI, Pete LaCock is the son of Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall.

  • @brandonhedrick2802
    @brandonhedrick2802 5 років тому

    I almost corrected you on Rusty Kuntz. Glad I decided to keep watching because that would have been awkward. Thanks for getting it right tho 😂

  • @imayinzer272
    @imayinzer272 5 років тому +2

    I was waiting for Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

  • @Bajablast48
    @Bajablast48 5 років тому +3

    Harry Johnson

  • @Ty7477
    @Ty7477 5 років тому

    I don't care what anybody says, they never get old. I was laughing until the end. It just felt like a never ending dad joke

  • @imagedezach
    @imagedezach 5 років тому +6

    I don't mean to be a party pooper, but Liqin = lee cheen

  • @sominboy2757
    @sominboy2757 5 років тому +1

    Nicky Butt was a soccer player who played for the england national soccer team

    • @alexperkins5753
      @alexperkins5753 5 років тому +1

      The Denver Broncos have Jake Butt, who is a tight end.

  • @RocknTroll42
    @RocknTroll42 5 років тому +1

    Urban Shocker also had a heart condition where he couldn't sleep laying down. Interesting guy to say the least.

  • @Yerminator4000
    @Yerminator4000 4 роки тому

    While not related to sports. We all got to admit that we’d die to have the name “Ho Li Fuk.”

  • @ivdeadelendaest
    @ivdeadelendaest 5 років тому +1

    Let's talk about that ifunny watermark

  • @GGRTL1
    @GGRTL1 5 років тому

    How did "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix" did not make the list? LMAOOO

  • @njk3498
    @njk3498 5 років тому +2

    The puns though........

  • @zinho9169
    @zinho9169 5 років тому

    fivepoints really had the jokes on this one lmao

  • @Funnywomangaming
    @Funnywomangaming 5 років тому

    "Whether he came first, came second, or... came a little." JESUS CHRIST

  • @BEASTMODEJR-xf5ky
    @BEASTMODEJR-xf5ky 5 років тому +5

    Albert pujols doesn't look bad but it's pronounced poo holes.......

  • @christopherr3676
    @christopherr3676 5 років тому

    This is perhaps the greatest video on UA-cam. I cant stop laughing

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  5 років тому +1

      Christopher Reilly thank you my brother!

    • @christopherr3676
      @christopherr3676 5 років тому

      @@FivePointsVids on the koontz thing it put me in mind of this
      ua-cam.com/video/9VCJVZ2I9zY/v-deo.html
      You'll appreciate it bud lol

  • @phoenixgamer3480
    @phoenixgamer3480 5 років тому +1

    Yoshie Takeshita

  • @Earthshaker513
    @Earthshaker513 5 років тому

    I'll add one more: Steele Johnson, who was a member of the U.S. Olympic Men's Diving team and won a silver medal at the 2016 Rio games.

  • @lonewolf2point069
    @lonewolf2point069 5 років тому

    Oh god the puns...make it stop, I'm gonna die.

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood7774 5 років тому

    how many pitchers are named Walker besides the one that I know of?

  • @beamerball666
    @beamerball666 5 років тому +2

    I always laughed whenever Destinee Hooker's name got called, I always wondered if her mother was a stripper

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 5 років тому

    This video needs more views

  • @mikepuppetz9
    @mikepuppetz9 5 років тому +1

    Dick Butkus (actually pronounced "buttkiss") was one scary, mean, violent SOB. Although if my parents named me Dick Butkus I'd probably be a scary mean violent SOB too.