More fun facts about Dick Trickle, during the 70s he was a late model racing barnstormer, winning an estimated 1200 races. He probably made more money than Richard Petty at that time, who was thankfully never nicknamed Dick Petty.
Dick Butkus is the perfect name for a snarling slab of defensive nightmares destroying pre-Tuck Rule quarterbacks. He definitely made that name work out just fine.
I have a fictional hockey player who was the son of two Toto superfans. Naturally his name was Toto. Toto Edward Brown. Helped bring the Kootenay Ice in the WHL to the Championship but lost to the Peterborough Petes in the Memorial Cup Final. He was later drafted first overall in the first round by the Lighting in the 2013 Entry Draft. Then my PS3 took a shit so we don’t know what happened to him. We can assume he racked up penalty Mins and probity got suspended once or twice because he’s a big hitter. Was known as “The Brown Bear” by the media.
@@beamerball666 big time www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2011/7/30/2305632/doug-fister-trade-charlie-furbush-casper-wells-francisco-martinez
Speaking of unfortunate names one of the drum majors at a competition my highschool hosted was named Ryan Klitz. It was hard not to laugh when the announcer said the name
You forgot someone with a GREAT jumper... Richard “Dick” Barnett. Had 14 seasons in the NBA and then became a doctor. Legendary man to forget about!! Don’t forget NFL player, Clinton Dix and NBA player Rudy Gay!! Either way, great video! Keep it up!
Dick Trickle was actually a lot better than his NASCAR career indicates. The White Knight (seriously his nickname) made a living racing in Wisconsin, winning so many races in the midwest that it's speculated that he won at least a thousand races in his career. Will Power won the Indianapolis 500 in 2018. Another race car driver, Tiago Monteiro's middle name was Vagaroso. In English, Vagaroso translates to "Slow guy". He made it to Formula 1, which is often considered an achievement on its own.
When i had MN Wild half season tickets on the concourse by my section there was a poster about St. Paul Fighting Saints, and thats how I found Dick Paradise in Minnesota
When I was in navy boot camp, I met a fellow recruit named Swallows. I never did say her by her rank and name together. Of course, I would later meet Petty Officer Spitz, whom did not take to those jokes very well while he was a seaman.
Ralph Pierre "Pete" LaCock, Jr. was drafted by the Chicago Cubs in the first round (20th pick) of the 1970. He also played for the Royals as well. FYI, Pete LaCock is the son of Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall.
Dick Butkus (actually pronounced "buttkiss") was one scary, mean, violent SOB. Although if my parents named me Dick Butkus I'd probably be a scary mean violent SOB too.
The fact that this video isn't sponsored by Manscaped is beyond me
Fun fact, Dick Trickle won NASCAR's Rookie of the Year award.
He was 48 years old at the time.
More fun facts about Dick Trickle, during the 70s he was a late model racing barnstormer, winning an estimated 1200 races. He probably made more money than Richard Petty at that time, who was thankfully never nicknamed Dick Petty.
Dick Butkus is the perfect name for a snarling slab of defensive nightmares destroying pre-Tuck Rule quarterbacks. He definitely made that name work out just fine.
Butter Johnson you know he had to grow up tough with that name.
TJ Anderson He probably got into his fair share of fist fights.
To be fair, he could have chosen to be called Richard if he wanted.
Someone made fun of Mr. Butkus' name - Once.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Damn straight.
Oh yeah you ever see Mike Hunt?
“Hi I’m Dick Pound” the first thing I thought of when I saw this video
apparently there's actually a guy named dick pound, he's a canadian swimming champion, and the vice pres of the international olympic committee
@@eddietran5803 it sounds so wrong but look at his net worth.
How does Ha Ha Clinton-Dix not make the list lol? I’m shocked.
Ha'Sean has a silly name, but I wouldn't call it unfortunate.
@@suNn.K.O I would
Same for Fanny Chmelar
The real question is how did Dick Butkus (pronounced butt kiss) isn’t on this list...
@@suNn.K.O Oh, that's a name? I thought it was a Monica Lewinsky quote.
How did you leave out CHUBBY COX???
Urban Shocker is a sick name
"Tongue lashings from middle school bullies." I'm dying. WHEW.
"Should be guarding 3rd" -- too good.
Most unfornate names in sports.
I got one Daniel Jones.
16ktsgamma and all the people that have anything to do with the giants
7:47, for a split second I thought “Wrap Up” was another athlete’s name.
That would be a great name for a terrible tackler.
I thought the same thing too.
AHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
Same lol
Years before Ben Gay, the Cleveland Browns had a player named Fair Hooker.
...you hit it every time you bless us with a dope vid 5...No doubt yous a true 1...Point.Blank.PERIOD.Thank you bro.
Here’s an unfortunate name for FivePoints:
Daniel Jones.
Good night everybody!
Or Dave Gettlemen
You missed my all time favourite name - Lucius Pusey who was a college football player. Now goes by Lucius Seymour (why would you change your name).
Rusty Kuntz, “Shouldn’t you be guarding 3rd?” 😂😂😂
I have a fictional hockey player who was the son of two Toto superfans. Naturally his name was Toto. Toto Edward Brown.
Helped bring the Kootenay Ice in the WHL to the Championship but lost to the Peterborough Petes in the Memorial Cup Final. He was later drafted first overall in the first round by the Lighting in the 2013 Entry Draft. Then my PS3 took a shit so we don’t know what happened to him. We can assume he racked up penalty Mins and probity got suspended once or twice because he’s a big hitter. Was known as “The Brown Bear” by the media.
I used to have a Tennessee Volunteers linebacker called Boo Nasty.
Tubeite I can imagine the commentators saying “What a Nasty Touchdown!” If he ever got one. Lol
Dong Dong, Olympic gold medallist in trampoline.
Not if you pronounced his name properly. Unfortunately there is no English way to express the third tone on his surname...
Trampoline?
The humor in this totally caught me off guard!!! The first one with "Rusty" made me pause the video because I couldn't stop laughing! Well done.
I was watching this video during science and right as you mentioned Dowanna Bonner we started talking about the hardness scale for rock and etc
No Dick Felt? I thought for sure he would make this list
This would be the perfect video to be sponsored by Manscape...
It seems you have to have a weird name to a be a professional athlete with weird/odd last names like Trout, Gurley and Clowney.
I was sure expecting Doug Fister on this list. Even in his absence I was not disappointed.
The Doug Fister / Charlie Furbush trade will live on in infamy
@@askeletonpoppedout7047 did that actually happen?
@@beamerball666 big time
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@@askeletonpoppedout7047 I was just about to bring that up, until I saw your post!!!
The puns are reDICKulous... I'll show myself out
Speaking of unfortunate names one of the drum majors at a competition my highschool hosted was named Ryan Klitz. It was hard not to laugh when the announcer said the name
You forgot someone with a GREAT jumper... Richard “Dick” Barnett. Had 14 seasons in the NBA and then became a doctor. Legendary man to forget about!! Don’t forget NFL player, Clinton Dix and NBA player Rudy Gay!! Either way, great video! Keep it up!
Idk how some of these poor bastards made it through life. I guess with your approval they may deserve a "DAM SON"!!!
LMAO I love the dad jokes and puns in this video. I had to stop eating my lunch because I was liable to spit it out in laughter!
This may be one of your best videos yet. Comedy Gold!
Miroslav satan better be here
Who played for the devils!
@@buckfuttler2877 Which makes perfect sense since Satan is referred to as the Devil by people that don't want to call him by his actual name.
@@phoenixgamer3480 thanks. Captain obvious! 😉
They missed the two greatest names ever, Lucious Pusey and Ivana Mandic.... yes, they're real
This deserves to be in the UA-cam hall of fame. Holy shit what an amazing piece of juvenile but absolutely LOL hysterical humor.
The puns, the great puns. Great video
Almost 9 minutes of dad jokes and word play. This is why I subscribed.
Missed an Australian sprinter called Lorraine Crapp
Dick Trickle was actually a lot better than his NASCAR career indicates. The White Knight (seriously his nickname) made a living racing in Wisconsin, winning so many races in the midwest that it's speculated that he won at least a thousand races in his career.
Will Power won the Indianapolis 500 in 2018.
Another race car driver, Tiago Monteiro's middle name was Vagaroso. In English, Vagaroso translates to "Slow guy". He made it to Formula 1, which is often considered an achievement on its own.
2:30 Funny enough, that spiky-haired guy next to him is also named Wang. His name is Wang Hao and was 3-time silver medalist in the Olympics.
Heres one for ya, German skier Fanny Chmelar, talk about a name.
God bless you Mr. Dickshoe! I loved saying your name as a sprat playing little league...
When i had MN Wild half season tickets on the concourse by my section there was a poster about St. Paul Fighting Saints, and thats how I found Dick Paradise in Minnesota
When I was in navy boot camp, I met a fellow recruit named Swallows. I never did say her by her rank and name together. Of course, I would later meet Petty Officer Spitz, whom did not take to those jokes very well while he was a seaman.
The last word of this comment somehow makes this funny
Smoking while racing. Now that's cool!
Real bada*s
7:49 I thought Wrap Up was someone's name
"Top most worstest" You're killing me smalls.
this is the best list you've made by far
There's a new candidate after this week, a Dutch soccer player by the name of Jizz Hornkamp. He dropped four goals to lead a come-back victory.
Your jokes on this are just too much. I can't stop laughing
Can’t imagine how much fun you had making this video
STOP, the puns are killing me.
3:33 you were trying so hard not to crack up 😂
I'd count the double entendres in this, but my calculator doesn't count that high. :D Awesome as always, FivePoints.
Dick Trickle is a nascar legend.
There was a Job fair at my college and one of the guys for a company was Dick Moneymaker(he do go Richard but still)
“Yeah, I might not be as good as my dad but a least my name ain’t Dick Trickle”
- Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Good content as always. Keep it up!
Wonder if Steve Sharts is the cousin of Fred Fuchs...
How did you record this i couldn't stop laughing
I was more interested in hearing Five Points bring up Albert Pujols, Lucious Pusey or Chubby Cox, but apparently not this time.
No mention of former QB Dick Shiner
Chuck Long, quarterback for the Lions in the 90’s.
i thought wrap up was one of the names lol
I’ve watched A LOT of sports videos. This might be my favorite
I can’t handle all these puns! I’m weak!!!! 😂🤣
"Yost infected Kuntz."
You had to go there? (But I loled)
Forgot the best baseball pitcher name in history... Former reliever Grant Balfour
win
How about "Chubby" Cox
Finally! How can you leave him out???
Dick Trickle is the greatest name in Motorsport.
I had a highschool teacher named Richard Head... Who names their kid Dick Head?
I think we need another one of these. There are so many other good names for consideration.
"...it just kept on lasting, for dickades..."
Chris Blewitt
No Barry McCockiner?
You left out Pete LaCock!!!
The Misty Hyman puns were just great
I caught that "lookin out my back door" reference. Slick
Ralph Pierre "Pete" LaCock, Jr. was drafted by the Chicago Cubs in the first round (20th pick) of the 1970. He also played for the Royals as well. FYI, Pete LaCock is the son of Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall.
I almost corrected you on Rusty Kuntz. Glad I decided to keep watching because that would have been awkward. Thanks for getting it right tho 😂
I was waiting for Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Harry Johnson
I don't care what anybody says, they never get old. I was laughing until the end. It just felt like a never ending dad joke
I don't mean to be a party pooper, but Liqin = lee cheen
Nicky Butt was a soccer player who played for the england national soccer team
The Denver Broncos have Jake Butt, who is a tight end.
Urban Shocker also had a heart condition where he couldn't sleep laying down. Interesting guy to say the least.
While not related to sports. We all got to admit that we’d die to have the name “Ho Li Fuk.”
Let's talk about that ifunny watermark
How did "Ha Ha Clinton-Dix" did not make the list? LMAOOO
The puns though........
fivepoints really had the jokes on this one lmao
"Whether he came first, came second, or... came a little." JESUS CHRIST
Albert pujols doesn't look bad but it's pronounced poo holes.......
This is perhaps the greatest video on UA-cam. I cant stop laughing
Christopher Reilly thank you my brother!
@@FivePointsVids on the koontz thing it put me in mind of this
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You'll appreciate it bud lol
Yoshie Takeshita
I'll add one more: Steele Johnson, who was a member of the U.S. Olympic Men's Diving team and won a silver medal at the 2016 Rio games.
Oh god the puns...make it stop, I'm gonna die.
how many pitchers are named Walker besides the one that I know of?
I always laughed whenever Destinee Hooker's name got called, I always wondered if her mother was a stripper
This video needs more views
Dick Butkus (actually pronounced "buttkiss") was one scary, mean, violent SOB. Although if my parents named me Dick Butkus I'd probably be a scary mean violent SOB too.