Male Genital Exam: don't say this!

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  • @YoSpiff
    @YoSpiff Рік тому +12

    There are a few of those remarks that I would take as a compliment.

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому +10

    "Relax, you're making this harder than it needs to be." The thought of being this vulnerable in front of a stranger is *terrifying* to me, but in spite of that, I'd probably take this as something of an icebreaker, intentional or otherwise.

  • @maxdowney7127
    @maxdowney7127 Рік тому +14

    Just an observation: in 2:40, if a patient is uncomfortable, it's important to let him know that he can stop the examination whenever he wants. That information may be important for us, but the patient always has sovereignty over his body.

    • @DaRyteJuan
      @DaRyteJuan Рік тому +4

      Unfortunately, I didn’t learn this until AFTER the doctor went there without getting my consent. I only learned later I could have refused any portion of this exam; specifically the test for hernia, which I definitely did not have and was not complaining about.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому +3

      Unfortunately, we live in a society that largely invalidates men's feelings and emotions. When we feel uncomfortable about something, we're often told to "man up." I recently heard someone saying, *literally* saying, that any fears a man might have about getting a prostate examination are *unfounded,* meaning invalid. In other words, "Well, would you rather get *prostate cancer?* That's a *lot* more *uncomfortable* the examination." When there's so much of this *bullshit* surrounding us all the time, a lot of us are afraid to speak up on our own behalf.

  • @pamelameckley5040
    @pamelameckley5040 Рік тому +39

    Someone literally unzipped their pants, pulled them down and said "Look, we're twins?!"🤯😳🤣

    • @rockyroll8
      @rockyroll8 Рік тому +4

      U can examine my twins 😊

    • @medicinema3537
      @medicinema3537  Рік тому +22

      True story! The doctor (20+ years ago) thought he would help the teenager feel more comfortable about an abnormality. It wasn't until the teen grew up and thought about it that he realized that was not normal doctor behavior.

    • @MaryDunford
      @MaryDunford Рік тому +3

      ​@@medicinema3537 20 years? Now I'm curious.. Did it actually help him feel more comfortable? Lol

    • @medicinema3537
      @medicinema3537  Рік тому +2

      @@MaryDunford At the time, yes, he said it did help him feel more at ease about his abnormality.

  • @markmedley6849
    @markmedley6849 Рік тому +6

    Doctors feel very comfortable around me and seem to know I don't care. They say whatever they want no matter how offensive. This was a funny video.

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. Рік тому +24

    I can't believe a med student ever said this wrong comment in a doctor's office, instead of saying, "....And collect some fluid." While laughable outside the office, that wrong comment would be totally inappropriate to say in the office.

    • @medicinema3537
      @medicinema3537  Рік тому +10

      "Urethra milking" is a real thing in medicine. Unfortunately, med students get nervous and words just come out without thinking...

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. Рік тому

      @@medicinema3537 Thx.

    • @ronescott3456
      @ronescott3456 Рік тому

      @@medicinema3537
      LP

    • @lxportugal9343
      @lxportugal9343 Рік тому +2

      @@medicinema3537 "Urethra milking"
      ???????????????????? Milking what?
      It's urine

    • @rorystorm4284
      @rorystorm4284 Рік тому

      Yes, that's the whole point of the channel.

  • @SirYenner
    @SirYenner Рік тому +4

    I once had a cluster of insect bites on my back and had a mild allergic reaction to them. The young doctor said "It looks like something I saw on Star Trek."

    • @5hawks
      @5hawks 11 місяців тому

      lol

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu Рік тому +25

    some of these things would've definitely gotten a laugh from a patient. But its not worth the risk to actually say them XD

  • @jayholiday256
    @jayholiday256 Рік тому +9

    I met a nice lady dermatologist in a bible study and went to have her treat my facial roseca. Because of my age and sun damage, she did a full body exam, all while discussing church and Jesus 😮

  • @Davidsladky135
    @Davidsladky135 Рік тому +7

    I had a subdural muscular infection that cause a lump under the skin on my arm, the I've neve seen that before was said over and over lol😂

    • @pamelameckley5040
      @pamelameckley5040 Рік тому

      At least it wasn't in the area described in this video, that's good! 😂

  • @justaway_of_the_samurai
    @justaway_of_the_samurai Рік тому +4

    Can I get one of these girls to do my next examination?

  • @frankeasterling3402
    @frankeasterling3402 Рік тому +27

    Have a female urologist who complimented my underwear. She told me she liked the material and my testicles would thank me. Did not have the heart to tell her the hight dollar undies only came out once a year when I came for my yearly. Back a number of years ago at my first visit she told me her male patients liked her because she has small hands and fingers. She is a wee person. On the way out from my first visit she caught up to me and gave me an appointment card. She then said We have another hot date next year.

    • @lxportugal9343
      @lxportugal9343 Рік тому +1

      I'm not sure to choose a female or male urologist
      If it's the male urologist I just want to slap his hand
      If it's the female urologist I just want to bite my hand
      (except for the P... exame that's still annoying)

    • @leetrotboswell6273
      @leetrotboswell6273 Рік тому

      Wow 👏

    • @Cosplayinghuman
      @Cosplayinghuman Рік тому

      Small hand fetish noooo

    • @mann_idonotreadreplies
      @mann_idonotreadreplies 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah those meundies or Merino underwear is very good

    • @frankeasterling3402
      @frankeasterling3402 11 місяців тому

      Under Armor.@@mann_idonotreadreplies

  • @anthonyalba1238
    @anthonyalba1238 Рік тому +2

    "I'll be done in a stiffy..." 😅😅😅😅

  • @pogmothoin1342
    @pogmothoin1342 Рік тому +1

    Having been diagnosed with bladder cancer the Dr proceeded with my exam, he told me two things, you have a small meatus and I'll be back Shortly, before going to a urologist learn all the proper words for your Willy parts, I told him well it was big enough to have three kids

  • @arthouston7361
    @arthouston7361 Рік тому +2

    I knew that at some point there was going to be a mention of a horse…….

  • @tommac21
    @tommac21 Рік тому +4

    Well theres nothing a woman could say because she would never be giving an exam such as this

    • @frankeasterling3402
      @frankeasterling3402 11 місяців тому +1

      I have a female urologist and do not wish to change. Once her P. A. also female did the exam, she brought a student, female, with her. They did well. I hope I was a good patient to learn on. Parts are parts.

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 3 місяці тому

      We this must be just something you enjoy !​@@frankeasterling3402

  • @davoohm2779
    @davoohm2779 5 місяців тому

    0:54 me when I catch my homie in the shower.

  • @lawrencejelsma8118
    @lawrencejelsma8118 Рік тому +1

    I can't seem to wrap my hands around this ... Let me carefully hold it and turn it to the side to look better all over for anything problematic ... The size looks good and healthy for me to look closer for any other anomalies ... etc from these first year female med students practice learning curve works okay for me without hearing any Freudian slip talk! 😂

  • @REXOB9
    @REXOB9 Рік тому +7

    I have to disagree - I'd welcome most of these comments in an exam. ;-)

  • @danielkiruri4882
    @danielkiruri4882 Рік тому +1

    How about a loud whistle when some people pull their pants halfway down

  • @josgeusens4637
    @josgeusens4637 Рік тому

    And you suppose we almost thought that guy with his red sparkled tie is a doctor? A lecturer? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allanmcelroy9840
    @allanmcelroy9840 Рік тому +3

    Some of these are just good humor

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому +1

      "I'll be done in a stiffy--uh, I mean a jiffy." That would probably make me laugh, to be honest.

  • @AIWASS999
    @AIWASS999 Рік тому

    Im sure theres lots going for their masters doctorate watching this right now.

  • @larrygonz932
    @larrygonz932 4 місяці тому

    bags of worms ?? lol im going fishing

  • @stanlivengood9500
    @stanlivengood9500 Рік тому +3

    I would HOPE that med students would have enough sense to carefully filter their comments instead of saying these kinds of things. Goodness!!

  • @cfavalorofavaloro6053
    @cfavalorofavaloro6053 4 місяці тому

    I’m easy and have a good sense of humor so none of these comments would bother me, it’s all in fun 😂

  • @Robinallenyukon
    @Robinallenyukon Рік тому

    had to get shaved once for procedure ... said to nurse ... wow its cold in here .. I'll try not to make this hard for you !!

  • @rexrigby4666
    @rexrigby4666 Рік тому

    Long as they have lots of chapstick they will be fine

  • @kenr4709
    @kenr4709 Рік тому +2

    Very funny Guys, but very true, good job 4:08

  • @coolguy1538
    @coolguy1538 Рік тому +1

    I once overheard someone having a catheter inserted, it was a male nurse, he asked if its okay if the student nurse can stay to learn, who is also a male nurse, then one of them jokes, saying, I'm going to take the p155.
    One of the nurses was very camp, I heard him screaming as the catheter is inserted. I'd much prefer a female nurse if that was me. And thought that joke was a bit inappropriate.

  • @kevinjewell233
    @kevinjewell233 Рік тому

    THEY ALL LOST THE TASTE TEST;

  • @onegoodturngetsmostofthebl7499

    It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long. Ten crows can stand on it, and eleventh on one leg. The older the buck, the harder the horn. A little less bore, and a lot more stroke.

  • @terrydougherty7078
    @terrydougherty7078 Рік тому

    The girls are great.

  • @cliffrothband5080
    @cliffrothband5080 Рік тому +1

    Ever have a catheter inserted. how about 3 tubes at once into a male urethra.

    • @robertschmidt9296
      @robertschmidt9296 Рік тому +1

      Three?

    • @robertschmidt9296
      @robertschmidt9296 9 місяців тому

      @@mroldnewbie I have no idea what urodyamics is. I had to use a catheter for a time and it was one tube.

  • @IrvinPinnell-rq6ml
    @IrvinPinnell-rq6ml 9 місяців тому

    Funny!

  • @TeresaFroggy756
    @TeresaFroggy756 Рік тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣

    • @rockyroll8
      @rockyroll8 Рік тому

      Every time I go for an exam I get a huge boner😊

  • @DaRyteJuan
    @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

    Funny.

  • @davidthomas4065
    @davidthomas4065 Рік тому

    Bruh! 😅😂🤣

  • @ctwalston1565
    @ctwalston1565 Рік тому +1

    PRICELESS!!😂

  • @Inverted_iron225
    @Inverted_iron225 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha

  • @emilyscloset2648
    @emilyscloset2648 Рік тому +3

    +1

  • @brianhiles8164
    @brianhiles8164 Рік тому +2

    “Have you ever perceived, if you truly think about it, that human beings are merely walking, talking genitals with arms and legs?“
    _Ding!_

  • @frankyvanlerberghe5794
    @frankyvanlerberghe5794 Рік тому +3

    These are the new pornstars in the making .

  • @a.h.s5152
    @a.h.s5152 Рік тому

    Lol