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The Prostate Exam: please NEVER say this!
Enjoy some medical humor as we review some things that have accidentally been said to patients over the years. And for those clinician and clinicians-in-training, take the opportunity to learn from this video. You never know when you might stick your own foot in your mouth.
Life as a Medical Student...
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My DOCTOR said THIS so of course I slapped him
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Is the doctor too offensive toward his patient? Or is the patient too sensitive. Enjoy this comedic scene inspired by several real patients and the topic of diets.
Male Genital Exam: don't say this!
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Enjoy the comedy, knowing they are real statements students and clinicians have actually told patients. Well, most of them (some liberties were taken.) Learn from the mistakes of others so you don't repeat these!
Mom says I Need a Swab!!!
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This teen needs a swab (of something) to check for infectious diseases. Always be clear with what you want in a doctors office or you might get more than you bargained for.
When patients HATE NEEDLES. How do you handle it?
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The Basil Bagel is a comedic look at shots and needles and how some patients can respond. We don't recommend these tactics to avoid vasovagal responses.
Doctors neglect themselves. STAY FIT while working in Medicine. Learn the BEST ways!
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We think outside the box on maintaining fitness in healthcare. We hope you enjoy our more comedic approach to wellness.
Parody: The "MOST FAMOUS DOCTOR" as Col. Nathan R Jessup in A Few Good Shots, the Reprise
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He took a lot of praise and heat during the pandemic, but here the "Nation's Top Doc" channels your favorite character from A Few Good Men. Enjoy the fun, and please no political commentary.
Introduction to the Male Genito-Urinary Exam
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Past medical school instructors are relived to review and demonstrate the Male GU exam to 1st year medical students.
He ABSOLUTELY REFUSED to Accept the Diagnosis
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Some people refuse to accept a diagnosis like diabetes. This a compilation of actual (mostly) statements from patients. Whether it is intentional or subconscious, we have to help all patients understand their afflictions.
(Faux) Family Feud By Medicinema
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We present our own Medical take on this popular gameshow. Enjoy the fun and laughs!
First Baby Delivery - Best or Worst Med Student?
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Actual medical student and resident baby deliveries were the inspiration for this video. Medical students learn a lot in school to become doctors. They can learn from some of our videos so they do not repeat history and make silly mistakes.
Top 10 things NEVER to say during a Pelvic Exam
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Enjoy the humor, and uneasiness, knowing they are real statements students and clinicians have actually told patients. Learn from the past of others so you don't repeat these mistakes!
The Med School Gunner Strikes (don't be a gunner)
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We take a fun look into medical school and the classic Gunner personality. Note: attendings (who award the grades) don't like gunners either.
Med School Admissions Committee Exposed! - An inside look
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Med School Admissions Committee Exposed! - An inside look
The TOP mispronounced Medicine names - Game Show
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The TOP mispronounced Medicine names - Game Show
Med School Interview Prep - things NOT to do!
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Med School Interview Prep - things NOT to do!

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Inverted_iron225
    @Inverted_iron225 3 місяці тому

    Hahaha

  • @bronsonleach3573
    @bronsonleach3573 4 місяці тому

    For one women don't belong in urology much like men don't belong in gynecology for very obvious reasons.

  • @cfavalorofavaloro6053
    @cfavalorofavaloro6053 4 місяці тому

    I’m easy and have a good sense of humor so none of these comments would bother me, it’s all in fun 😂

  • @larrygonz932
    @larrygonz932 4 місяці тому

    bags of worms ?? lol im going fishing

  • @davoohm2779
    @davoohm2779 5 місяців тому

    1:17 What's with the accent? She didn't have it later.

  • @davoohm2779
    @davoohm2779 5 місяців тому

    0:54 me when I catch my homie in the shower.

  • @Polaris589
    @Polaris589 8 місяців тому

    There's nothing wrong with saying, "Your penis looks really good."

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 8 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @IrvinPinnell-rq6ml
    @IrvinPinnell-rq6ml 9 місяців тому

    Funny!

  • @athulpmenon9573
    @athulpmenon9573 10 місяців тому

    Why do you consult a female eurologist like some females say it is very embarazing to consult a male gynecologist

  • @ratbrat9978
    @ratbrat9978 10 місяців тому

    No female provider for below the belt EVER.

  • @tommac21
    @tommac21 Рік тому

    Well theres nothing a woman could say because she would never be giving an exam such as this

    • @frankeasterling3402
      @frankeasterling3402 11 місяців тому

      I have a female urologist and do not wish to change. Once her P. A. also female did the exam, she brought a student, female, with her. They did well. I hope I was a good patient to learn on. Parts are parts.

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 3 місяці тому

      We this must be just something you enjoy !​@@frankeasterling3402

  • @robertpesche
    @robertpesche Рік тому

    Are Sean and Gavin father and son in real life? If so that makes this whole skit even funnier.

  • @allanmcelroy9840
    @allanmcelroy9840 Рік тому

    Some of these are just good humor

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому

      "I'll be done in a stiffy--uh, I mean a jiffy." That would probably make me laugh, to be honest.

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому

    "Relax, you're making this harder than it needs to be." The thought of being this vulnerable in front of a stranger is *terrifying* to me, but in spite of that, I'd probably take this as something of an icebreaker, intentional or otherwise.

  • @mikzzu9502
    @mikzzu9502 Рік тому

    that last scene would make a W intro 🤯

  • @terrydougherty7078
    @terrydougherty7078 Рік тому

    The girls are great.

  • @davidthomas4065
    @davidthomas4065 Рік тому

    Bruh! 😅😂🤣

  • @JBHRN
    @JBHRN Рік тому

    When I in clinicals for my NP, I needed to complete a pelvic exam on a patient. She happended to be a lesbian (first clinical pap BTW) and just prior to starting, she noted I was nervous and tells me "... don't be nervous, a guy has not been down there for 2 decades. There is no way your going to disappoint!" I just about died right then and there.

  • @coolguy1538
    @coolguy1538 Рік тому

    I once overheard someone having a catheter inserted, it was a male nurse, he asked if its okay if the student nurse can stay to learn, who is also a male nurse, then one of them jokes, saying, I'm going to take the p155. One of the nurses was very camp, I heard him screaming as the catheter is inserted. I'd much prefer a female nurse if that was me. And thought that joke was a bit inappropriate.

  • @rongiovagnoli7560
    @rongiovagnoli7560 Рік тому

    Typically low life medical people treat patients like crap . Sss holes

  • @anthonyalba1238
    @anthonyalba1238 Рік тому

    "I'll be done in a stiffy..." 😅😅😅😅

  • @markmedley6849
    @markmedley6849 Рік тому

    Doctors feel very comfortable around me and seem to know I don't care. They say whatever they want no matter how offensive. This was a funny video.

  • @DaRyteJuan
    @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

    0:45 _”I’m really gonna get IN there, and teach your prostate a lesson!”_ 😂

  • @DaRyteJuan
    @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

    *Male Patient:* ”Don’t any of you have the guts to play for BLOOD?!”🩸 *Doc Holliday:* _“I’m your Huckleberry …. That’s JUST my game.”_ *Male Patient:* _“All right, doctor. I’ll put you outta your misery!”_ *Doc Holliday:* _”Say WHEN!”_

  • @DaRyteJuan
    @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

    It’s nice when your doctor has such a broad of ways to tell you have a certain condition. 😂

  • @DaRyteJuan
    @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

    Funny.

  • @frankyvanlerberghe5794
    @frankyvanlerberghe5794 Рік тому

    These are the new pornstars in the making .

  • @deela262
    @deela262 Рік тому

    Doctors in my country are so professional ❤. In general even patients don't personalise internal body parts. So we'll say "the kidneys" instead of "my kidneys"or "your kidneys".

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому

      I wonder if that's why people in my country get so embarrassed talking about certain anatomical areas; because they personalize it.

  • @frankeasterling3402
    @frankeasterling3402 Рік тому

    I am a 70 YOA male. I have a female urologist. At our first visit she told me: My male patients like me because I have small hands. She is a wee person. After the first exam I was leaving and she caught up to me and took me by the arm. She hands me an appointment card and says: We have an another hot date next year. I was assigned to her on the luck of the draw. I like her and would not change.

  • @ideal1968
    @ideal1968 Рік тому

    It would be better for my mental health if she said, your penis looks really good !

  • @photondance
    @photondance Рік тому

    “I can work with it.”

  • @dolmeres2427
    @dolmeres2427 Рік тому

    Something I didn't say to any patients as a phlebotomist, when I was constantly getting feedback about how they didn't feel a thing at all: "I am the one man who wants that bit of feedback about what it was like for me having been inside you"

  • @maxdowney7127
    @maxdowney7127 Рік тому

    Just an observation: in 2:40, if a patient is uncomfortable, it's important to let him know that he can stop the examination whenever he wants. That information may be important for us, but the patient always has sovereignty over his body.

    • @DaRyteJuan
      @DaRyteJuan Рік тому

      Unfortunately, I didn’t learn this until AFTER the doctor went there without getting my consent. I only learned later I could have refused any portion of this exam; specifically the test for hernia, which I definitely did not have and was not complaining about.

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde Рік тому

      Unfortunately, we live in a society that largely invalidates men's feelings and emotions. When we feel uncomfortable about something, we're often told to "man up." I recently heard someone saying, *literally* saying, that any fears a man might have about getting a prostate examination are *unfounded,* meaning invalid. In other words, "Well, would you rather get *prostate cancer?* That's a *lot* more *uncomfortable* the examination." When there's so much of this *bullshit* surrounding us all the time, a lot of us are afraid to speak up on our own behalf.

  • @jimdoyle4345
    @jimdoyle4345 Рік тому

    This is a God Damn joke. Female Doctors and nurses....... should not ever be allowed into male genital exams. There is a serious set of DOUBLE STANDARDS for men in medical exams. To make a joke of this is a serious mistake. A lot OF MEN would sooner DIE, than be embarressed in an exam with female in the exam, and don't you ever forget that. Your fathers, brothers, and husbands endure this bullshit. If you want them to stay alive, and be in your lives... then be a part of their lives. Fight to AVOID them being embarressed being seen by females in their exams. THEY DESERVE BETTER.

    • @lilugly6876
      @lilugly6876 Рік тому

      Exactly lol we don't get a choice

  • @AIWASS999
    @AIWASS999 Рік тому

    Im sure theres lots going for their masters doctorate watching this right now.

  • @jayholiday256
    @jayholiday256 Рік тому

    I met a nice lady dermatologist in a bible study and went to have her treat my facial roseca. Because of my age and sun damage, she did a full body exam, all while discussing church and Jesus 😮

  • @danielkiruri4882
    @danielkiruri4882 Рік тому

    How about a loud whistle when some people pull their pants halfway down

  • @SirYenner
    @SirYenner Рік тому

    I once had a cluster of insect bites on my back and had a mild allergic reaction to them. The young doctor said "It looks like something I saw on Star Trek."

    • @5hawks
      @5hawks 11 місяців тому

      lol

  • @cathys949
    @cathys949 Рік тому

    I was the patient getting my annual exam with a new doctor, because mine had retired. He was down there doing his work and we were chatting a little, he asked about my kids and I said one of my daughters has red hair like I do. He said, I kid you not, "SO, YOU'RE A NATURAL REDHEAD??" And no, I was not waxed. I found a female GYN after this.

  • @justaway_of_the_samurai
    @justaway_of_the_samurai Рік тому

    Can I get one of these girls to do my next examination?

  • @rexrigby4666
    @rexrigby4666 Рік тому

    Long as they have lots of chapstick they will be fine

  • @frankeasterling3402
    @frankeasterling3402 Рік тому

    I have a female urologist, who I like a great deal. She once complemented my underwear, she liked the material and told me my testicles would thank me. Did not have the heart to tell her the high dollar Under Armor only came out once a year when I visit to her for my yearly.

  • @pogmothoin1342
    @pogmothoin1342 Рік тому

    Having been diagnosed with bladder cancer the Dr proceeded with my exam, he told me two things, you have a small meatus and I'll be back Shortly, before going to a urologist learn all the proper words for your Willy parts, I told him well it was big enough to have three kids

  • @Robinallenyukon
    @Robinallenyukon Рік тому

    had to get shaved once for procedure ... said to nurse ... wow its cold in here .. I'll try not to make this hard for you !!

  • @ctwalston1565
    @ctwalston1565 Рік тому

    PRICELESS!!😂

  • @YoSpiff
    @YoSpiff Рік тому

    There are a few of those remarks that I would take as a compliment.

  • @jimgilbert9984
    @jimgilbert9984 Рік тому

    I would think the scariest thing to say would be, "Uh-oh!"

  • @StephanieMT
    @StephanieMT Рік тому

    Just do what my dumb ass family does and not take care of yourself keep living your life. Then get complications and die

  • @kevinjewell233
    @kevinjewell233 Рік тому

    THEY ALL LOST THE TASTE TEST;