Your Honor, My Client is Innocent

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  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker  Рік тому +2780

    Hello everyone from Recommended! I made this so if you enjoyed, please consider subscribing!

  • @CW0123
    @CW0123 2 роки тому +15208

    Obi Wan: “It’s over Anakin I have the high courts!”
    Anakin: “you underestimate my lawyer!”

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +331

      GENIUS!!!

    • @losever1177
      @losever1177 2 роки тому +295

      Obi wan : don't try.

    • @playerone6995
      @playerone6995 2 роки тому +477

      Palpatine: I AM the court!

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 2 роки тому +224

      _Don't appeal it!_

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 2 роки тому +261

      @@playerone6995 _It's perjury then..._

  • @tadradagast19
    @tadradagast19 2 роки тому +6967

    "It was a momentary lack of judgement you honor"
    "You killed 15 children"
    "Yeah but really quickly"

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 11 місяців тому +34

      Lol

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 10 місяців тому +149

      They were noobs

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 10 місяців тому +16

      "He called me bug squat!!"

    • @genki2705
      @genki2705 9 місяців тому +199

      "He killed 15 children."
      "To the untrained eye they look like children. But they were trained to destroy the Sith. As Your Honor knows, the Jedi committed genocide against the Sith, a social and ethnic minority. My client acted in self defense your honor."

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 7 місяців тому +17

      Lokis mind is gone, but hes still of Asgard. He is still my brother.
      He killed 80 people in 2 days.
      He's adopted.

  • @8thMusketeer
    @8thMusketeer 2 роки тому +4260

    I love how Anakin actually looks visibly uncomfortable there. 😂
    Fits so well

    • @oliverjensen223
      @oliverjensen223 2 роки тому +189

      Say what you want about the prequels and the dialogue, but Hayden can ACT, he can convey so much emotion with just his face and or eyes

    • @davidmarshall3683
      @davidmarshall3683 2 роки тому +22

      He would have to after Mustafar.

    • @dogdrovenorth
      @dogdrovenorth 2 роки тому

      Must be sat on some sand.

    • @ezequielcruise8003
      @ezequielcruise8003 2 роки тому +5

      what do you mean this actually happened

    • @tomgl6684
      @tomgl6684 2 роки тому

      Thanks for noticing the entire joke.

  • @craigmckenzie4967
    @craigmckenzie4967 2 роки тому +8575

    “I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to set your sentence to the absolute maximum.”
    “But your honor, only a sith deals in absolutes.”

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +337

      But your honor, that last statement itself is an absolute statement

    • @MarcoAurelio-gy7ok
      @MarcoAurelio-gy7ok Рік тому +54

      A sith per se is already an absolute , the key is not the statement but the subject qe are refering to… the sith

    • @Psykolord1989
      @Psykolord1989 Рік тому +96

      Judge: *Ignites light-gavel* Did I stutter?

    • @krpowe6663
      @krpowe6663 Рік тому +44

      ​@@MariOmor1I am the Senate.

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 Рік тому +1

      ​@@krpowe6663not yet

  • @Smellbringer
    @Smellbringer 2 роки тому +1373

    "Now, my client may have been on the Jedi Council, but he was never granted the rank of Master. Clearly this youngling was speaking to someone else."

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +54

      Objection.. leading, calls for speculation

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 8 місяців тому +85

      "This is clearly an scene from a movie, it even has an OST in the background"

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 5 місяців тому +25

      The evidence has been tampered with, who added the music?

    • @pflernak
      @pflernak 5 місяців тому +19

      @@robertdevito5001 Anakin: (Thank the force I brought my bluetooth speaker)

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 4 місяці тому +11

      "clearly the murderer was wearing a hood, the children assumed it was good upstanding anakin skywalker, only to be murdered by a silent assassin. Look at my cliants eyes, not yellow! With all these clones running around how do we know for certain that a clone of anakin wasnt created a sent there! I motion to bring on an expert witness from kamino"

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 2 роки тому +10269

    Your honor, my client claims that he had the high ground

    • @appieLol
      @appieLol 2 роки тому +19

      Hahaha funny grandpa 😐.
      Jk luv you❤

    • @shrick69
      @shrick69 2 роки тому +19

      He is the best lawyer ive ever meet.

    • @lokheimfraction9878
      @lokheimfraction9878 2 роки тому +4

      no

    • @drishtantsen3724
      @drishtantsen3724 2 роки тому +4

      Haha nice to see you Grandpa

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +27

      And I claimed that he underestimated my power

  • @arnahunas4048
    @arnahunas4048 2 роки тому +12133

    “You honor, my client was on the Jedi Council but he wasn’t granted the rank of master. Can you really blame him for lashing out?”

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 2 роки тому +377

      "Your honor, my client clearly has the higher ground here!"

    • @codaxthevulture4129
      @codaxthevulture4129 2 роки тому +134

      carried clone wars on his back and led most risky yet successful missions
      Council chose a guy with big forehead and multiple wives despite Jedi rules against marriage

    • @DeadlyNightshadeZ
      @DeadlyNightshadeZ 2 роки тому +225

      As you can see, he was on the council, but NOT granted the rank of master. And yet, here, the child calls him "Master" Skywalker. Anikin Skywalker was NOT a master. Therefore, the only conclusion is that this is a DIFFERENT Jedi by the name of Skywalker. Lost family perhaps? Which would explain why he looks so similar. Additionally, my client would like to sue the Jedi council for the BLATANT act of hiding his familial relations. The loss of his mother caused him extreme psychological harm. Keeping the existence of a long lost brother a secret, from someone going through emotional trauma, is grounds for punitive damages.

    • @aamirrazak3467
      @aamirrazak3467 2 роки тому +62

      Your honor don’t you realize how outrageous it is, how unfair! How could he be on the council and not be a master?

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 2 роки тому +18

      @@codaxthevulture4129 Council was extremely corrupted after the clone wars due to Palpatine's interference no wonder Anakin turned into the dark side quite easily. He was always too ambitious anyway totally unfit to be a jedi

  • @Janobot
    @Janobot 2 роки тому +42775

    That's obviously not Anakin, as the Youngling called him "Master"

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej 2 роки тому +1493

    “Your honor, may I remind the jury that my client is a decorated war veteran who has given his body and soul to the Republic? Clearly he is suffering from untreated PTSD that causes flashbacks, hallucinations, and sudden violent outbursts of homicidal aggression against what, to my client’s broken mind at least, were not children, but the Jawas who stole his speeder bike when he was eleven”

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +140

      Objection... leading, lack of foundation.. calls for speculation

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 2 роки тому +109

      @@clayman648 Judge: Sustained.
      Jimmy: shit……

    • @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б
      @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б Рік тому +69

      To Be Fair Anakin Actually Has Personality Disorder.

    • @ichauch9333
      @ichauch9333 11 місяців тому +15

      You are a tipically lawyer 😂

    • @jacobhargiss9909
      @jacobhargiss9909 10 місяців тому +25

      "your honor, clearly this was his alternate personality"

  • @MrSarcasticGaming
    @MrSarcasticGaming 2 роки тому +229

    I love the head shake like "Don't worry, that doesn't prove anything" while the rest of the room is horrified.

  • @Jeerus
    @Jeerus 2 роки тому +36091

    Two things never get old
    1. Jokes about Anakin killing the younglings
    2. The younglings

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 2 роки тому +651

      hahahhahaha nice one

    • @SuitUp.
      @SuitUp. 2 роки тому +427

      haha brilliant.

    • @wasifiqbal9984
      @wasifiqbal9984 2 роки тому +217

      But this joke's getting old...

    • @Pumpkin525
      @Pumpkin525 2 роки тому +338

      @@wasifiqbal9984 Like how the younglings all took a lightsaber to the knee?

    • @wasifiqbal9984
      @wasifiqbal9984 2 роки тому +15

      @@Pumpkin525 what?!

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 2 роки тому +1260

    Oh course it will never be repeated, there's no more younglings to repeat it on

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +8

      But Will it be repeated? no; that's what counts ... shhh

    • @Briansgate
      @Briansgate 2 роки тому +16

      There's always new never-before-heard-of younglings everytime Dizney coughs.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 2 роки тому +11

      See? Then why jail him if he's no longer a danger?

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 Рік тому +3

      You right

    • @marigold2450-ip7cz
      @marigold2450-ip7cz 5 місяців тому

      So you concur, councilor

  • @ShibeNationMax
    @ShibeNationMax 2 роки тому +25125

    With all due respect Your honor, is my client not the Chosen One? Is he not to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force?

    • @simonpearson3496
      @simonpearson3496 2 роки тому +840

      A prophecy that misread could have been.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +430

      @‎ you mean “everyone in this world is innocent, not just the men but the women and the children too”

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 роки тому +81

      Qui Gon be like:

    • @aamirrazak3467
      @aamirrazak3467 2 роки тому +82

      So the prophecy says

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin 2 роки тому +354

      Before Anakin: 1000 jedi, 2 sith
      After Anakin: 2 jedi, 2 sith
      Balance.

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 2 роки тому +58

    “Your honor, it was self defense, they got him surrounded”

  • @SEB1991SEB
    @SEB1991SEB Рік тому +182

    "Mr. Skywalker, do you have anything to say in your defence?"
    "It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's jealous!"

    • @patrickm6012
      @patrickm6012 5 місяців тому +1

      With all due respect you honor the youngling asked for it he said “what are we going to do?” I thought dying was an option, my bad, who knew?

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 5 місяців тому +3

      "From my perspective, the Jedi are guilty!"

    • @cody.vagabond
      @cody.vagabond 5 місяців тому

      I'm Skywalker, yo

    • @mugiwara7116
      @mugiwara7116 5 місяців тому

      The Judge: "I don't want to hear anymore about Obi-Wan"

    • @LokiturnedmeintoaFrog
      @LokiturnedmeintoaFrog 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mugiwara7116"You turned the court against me?!"

  • @shankypanky8879
    @shankypanky8879 2 роки тому +4894

    In The Phantom Menace, everyone complained about the bad child actors.
    In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin gets rid of all the bad child actors and people still complain. Star War fans are never happy, smh!!!

    • @darksecret965
      @darksecret965 2 роки тому +123

      This comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 роки тому +188

      they’ll complain about anything, it’s what they do best…all while buying movie tickets, DVDs, action figure, comics, graphic novels, legends novels…

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +124

      Anakin did what Dovakin could never do.

    • @rocketdog5310
      @rocketdog5310 2 роки тому +27

      @@businessproyects2615 LMAOOO facts

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +55

      @@rocketdog5310 If Dovakin was in StarWars and Anakin in Skyrim maybe both would find balance to the fictional universes.

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 2 роки тому +5145

    The way Saul just casually signs to Annakin like “you’ll be fine.”

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 2 роки тому +308

      Saul: "I will need you to pay me up front tho..."

    • @goatman9499
      @goatman9499 2 роки тому +91

      @@jakep1979 it's a goodman mind trick 😂

    • @jeffery_tang
      @jeffery_tang 2 роки тому +3

      @@jakep1979 the court pays him

    • @themagikarp9676
      @themagikarp9676 2 роки тому +21

      @@thepoopmonster1041 Man that's a joke, no one actually use "ratio thing". Where's the point to use it under a vid that isnt a "ratio +" joke video.

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 2 роки тому +6

      Saul is an chill guy.

  • @UrbanEncyclopedia
    @UrbanEncyclopedia 2 роки тому +1324

    “Your honor, this evidence is indeed strong. But did I ask?”

    • @liam6183
      @liam6183 2 роки тому +77

      You got him there

    • @improperamoger
      @improperamoger 2 роки тому +59

      I unironically found this funny and laughed

    • @nicolasg8091
      @nicolasg8091 2 роки тому +38

      Motion granted for summary judgement on the facts, as the defense clearly did not nor had ever asked.

    • @mastertoki1
      @mastertoki1 2 роки тому +22

      +ratio+bozo

    • @goatman9499
      @goatman9499 2 роки тому +7

      Legit some shit he'd say I think

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 2 роки тому +79

    _If I may, your honor: The defendant was, at the time, clearly under the influence of the dark side, and Dark lord of the Sith. I believe this is a mitigating factor in the offense, and should warrant no less than a halved sentence..._

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +4

      Objection! calls for speculation, lack of foundation

    • @Starfleet8555
      @Starfleet8555 9 місяців тому +6

      The Senate will decide his fate!

  • @tomgl6684
    @tomgl6684 2 роки тому +268

    "You're sure that's him? No doubt in your mind?
    Would it surprise you to know that the man in the defendant box is not my client, Anakin Skywalker? No, this is Darth Vader, a Sith Lord who betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker."
    "Oh Mr Goodman!"

    • @SoSomyxa
      @SoSomyxa 8 місяців тому +3

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @Goldenblade14
    @Goldenblade14 2 роки тому +5709

    They never actually showed Anakin kill the children, so you can't prove that he did so.

    • @brandonr7166
      @brandonr7166 2 роки тому +314

      In the new Obi Wan series they do!

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF 2 роки тому +128

      @@brandonr7166 THEY WHAT?

    • @Goldenblade14
      @Goldenblade14 2 роки тому +352

      @@LucasTF They did have Darth Vader snap a kid's neck, that's true. I'm surprised Disney even allowed it.

    • @GlenOfAbacus
      @GlenOfAbacus 2 роки тому +327

      @@Goldenblade14 and they show an order 66 scene where Anakin kills 3 or 4 younglings.

    • @Goldenblade14
      @Goldenblade14 2 роки тому +121

      @@GlenOfAbacus poggers

  • @stefanstenroos6344
    @stefanstenroos6344 2 роки тому +564

    "This is Sheev Palpatine, he's on our witness list. He'll testify that the Jedi Council tried to murder him in his office an hour and thirty minutes ago-"
    "One hour and forty-three minutes ago."
    "Yes, an hour and forty-three minutes ago, thank you Mr. Palpatine."

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +12

      GENIUS!!!!

    • @nobey1kanobey
      @nobey1kanobey 2 роки тому +83

      Yoda: CRAZY, I AM NOT. CRAZY NOT AM I. SWITCHED THOSE NUMBERS, HE DID, ORDER 99 TO ORDER 66 IT WAS HIM, OBI. ALWAYS THE SAME, SINCE LITTLE, HE WAS.

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +6

      @@nobey1kanobey LOL!!!

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 2 роки тому +2

      By far the best comment

    • @guyledouche4918
      @guyledouche4918 10 місяців тому

      LMAO

  • @Sive
    @Sive 2 роки тому +6705

    free anakin he did nothing wrong

    • @Tommo3756
      @Tommo3756 2 роки тому +28

      Hmmmmmm

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 2 роки тому +137

      He brought Balance to the Force

    • @Scorpiofrfr
      @Scorpiofrfr 2 роки тому +9

      Dude! Why are people saying that pewds fired you? You still his editor right?

    • @NbaDan1
      @NbaDan1 2 роки тому +9

      Sivey boy

    • @Vox5919
      @Vox5919 2 роки тому +8

      I agree

  • @Flannel-Channel8837
    @Flannel-Channel8837 Рік тому +44

    "With all due respect your honor there was only two sith and countless jedi, my client was *meant* to bring balance to the force"

  • @CursedDepartmentEastOffice
    @CursedDepartmentEastOffice 2 роки тому +7

    0:34 Goodman mindtrick on Anakin to convince him to pay upfront

  • @BreMue
    @BreMue 2 роки тому +709

    He didnt need a sith lawyer, he needed a SITH Lawyer:
    "Did you know you have rights? The Sith Code says you do."

    • @gravybate2283
      @gravybate2283 2 роки тому +18

      A sith lawyer! 😆
      I need that tv show

    • @ttcc5273
      @ttcc5273 Рік тому +18

      Lord Badger: Yo, for real man! You got rights and shit! Because it says so in the Galactic Constitution!

    • @jameshetherington1
      @jameshetherington1 Рік тому +19

      "Now according to our beloved new Emperor 'Through victory my chains are broken.' Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen but whether we like it or not I'd say my client walked out of that... er fight... pretty victorious."

    • @docomega7862
      @docomega7862 Рік тому +8

      ​@@jameshetherington1your honor, as per article 1 of the Sith Code, which was officially added into galactic constitution by our beloved emperor, "peace is a lie". Doesn't my client have fuldamental right to the truth? If peace comes in the way of the truth, history tells us that truth shall prevail? Thus, I ask for my client to be fully exempted of all charges, and for all remaining jedi, if any, to issue public apology for having slandered by client's name with the infamous title of "youngling slayer"

    • @aimchik
      @aimchik Рік тому +25

      _Better Call Maul_

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 роки тому +180

    jesse we need to execute order 66

    • @TaraZaraChara
      @TaraZaraChara 2 роки тому

      JESSE JESSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

    • @clonecoric4140
      @clonecoric4140 2 роки тому +3

      Who's gonna tell him?

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +3

      66 likes nice

    • @mangalvnam2010
      @mangalvnam2010 2 роки тому +4

      "Order 69? Ok, I'm already in position!"

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +6

      Then you’d better call Maul

  • @aliqzakry834
    @aliqzakry834 2 роки тому +623

    Jury: We find the defendant guilty of all charges.
    Anakin: This is outrageous, it's unfair.

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 9 місяців тому +18

    Honestly with Saul, Anakin could make a pretty good case, and accuse Darth Sidious of having manipulated him and convincing him of doing this. Plus he could say that "The Force works in mysterious ways" (which is true), and that Darth Sidious used some secret dark side technique to manipulate him to doing this.

    • @LilacSreya
      @LilacSreya 5 місяців тому

      @@williamshelton4318Easy. Force decided to kill Palpatine. Anakin was only following the Will of the Force the whole time. Remember he’s not really “human”, he’s a child of the Force in flesh.

  • @dr.veronica6155
    @dr.veronica6155 Рік тому +12

    "The jury should be advised, the court has added music to the video you are about to see in order to increase drama."

  • @Daaninator
    @Daaninator 2 роки тому +741

    He was protecting himself

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 2 роки тому +113

      Those children clearly posed a threat and they outnumbered him.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 роки тому +56

      ​@@OrionDawn15 They clearly could have hidden a blaster in those robes! Is he just supposed to stand there and wait to get shot? Praise Anakin and all the other great people protecting our beautiful empire.

    • @JohnSmith-wg7yf
      @JohnSmith-wg7yf 2 роки тому +9

      Its true.... JUUUUST to be safe, he did what hat to be done.

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 2 роки тому +40

      And they mockingly called him out, naming him "master" sarcastically, knowing Windu denied him the rank and "what _are_ we going to do?", bullying Anakin further in the manner "what you gonna do about it?!".

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +10

      They were going to kill him, with their bare tiny hands.

  • @goldenchi1d228
    @goldenchi1d228 2 роки тому +686

    Your honor, Anakin couldn’t be behind those attacks. He was presumably dead that night. The real culprit is Darth Vader. My client was framed by this psycho.

    • @nukeblood2715
      @nukeblood2715 2 роки тому +13

      Underrated

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +43

      "It was that Jumper from 2007 we can see how he teleports in this video, meaning; was him all along, My client is innocent"

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 7 місяців тому +2

      Your honor, Anakin was just „following orders“.

  • @martijnstuart95
    @martijnstuart95 2 роки тому +368

    "Your honor, if you would just look at it from my client's point of view, you would realise that it is the Jedi who are evil"

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +26

      "But your defendant was a Jedi, so are you saying, he was evil?"

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 2 роки тому +8

      "Overruled"

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 2 роки тому +1

      Jedi ARE pretty evil.
      They kidnap “abled” children and indoctrinate them in their military ways. They employ child soldiers and brainwash them with asceticism and, much like in a cult, force them to uphold their religious teachings.

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +4

      Objection! leading...

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +12

      Your honor, well then you are lost!

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +20

    Your Honor, it was MASTER Skywalker who did that! This is Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker (Not a Master)! You have the wrong man!

    • @megavictor025
      @megavictor025 3 місяці тому

      And who was master skywalker?
      Of corse is *LUKE*, Luke was a jedi master so he is *master skywalker*

  • @brback5591
    @brback5591 2 роки тому +4

    Your honor,my client wasnt cooking methamphetamine,he was trying to make a breaking bad reference

  • @Multiversal_Productions
    @Multiversal_Productions 2 роки тому +4427

    To be fair, Saul did managed to get Anakin's sentence reduced from a life sentence to two missing legs and a missing arm.
    really is the best laywer

    • @hnz5404
      @hnz5404 2 роки тому +219

      Truly a lawyer of the people, advocating for war veterans, and giving them a way to continue serving

    • @zak0917
      @zak0917 2 роки тому +39

      nah that's just the going rate for Saul

    • @J10005
      @J10005 2 роки тому +95

      Missing limbs plus 3rd degrees burns and a lifetime having to live with crippling painful life support. I think Anakin would have taken the life sentence 😂

    • @BuddyBoy-ne1nw
      @BuddyBoy-ne1nw 2 роки тому +95

      He disrespected Obi-Wan's abuelita.

    • @nicholaswojtyna6788
      @nicholaswojtyna6788 2 роки тому +5

      underrated comment

  • @fancyturkey
    @fancyturkey 2 роки тому +393

    I love how the footage has music, insinuating it is either edited or Anakin actually played it while committing crimes.

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +40

      Clearly because it was all done for a movie, which probes Anakin as ...innocent!.

    • @TomGibson.
      @TomGibson. 2 роки тому +49

      Nah he has a private squad following him around whose sole job is blasting tunes appropriate for the moment

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 2 роки тому +8

      @@businessproyects2615 Yes! I object! The footage is obviously manipulated!

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 2 роки тому +28

      The Jedi Temple has a state-of-the-art ambient sound system. The finest theme music in the galaxy.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +12

      @@pwnmeisterage and the music is played by Yoda’s Master, Jedi Grandest Master John Williams. He has been said to conjure up symphonies so powerful they can unite those who like or dislike any part of Star Wars.

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 роки тому +190

    No no, your Honor, my client cannot be accused of manslaughter, seeing that he killed not only the men, but the women and children too.

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 2 роки тому +36

      "every last one them, they were animals" -"Aparently they were animals, there's no reason why my client should be accused!"

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 10 місяців тому +7

      "He's a Jedi, your Honor. He knows he's better than this."

    • @emmaginationstudios
      @emmaginationstudios 7 місяців тому

      THE WAY THIS MADE ME WHEEZE 😂😂😂

  • @mklolcoru4840
    @mklolcoru4840 11 місяців тому +11

    "I didn't tell you to teach him the yuengling massacre moves..... jeepers Obi Won"

  • @benjaminve3140
    @benjaminve3140 11 місяців тому +5

    Obi Wan later in therapy: "I have seen a security hologram of him.... killing younglings"

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 місяців тому

      ... and the scene replays itself in front of my eyes, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that I myself might be a Sith lord because I start enjoying it more and more.

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker  2 роки тому +9152

    I have finally returned from the void, here's a Better Call Saul meme, hope you enjoy🦆

  • @thetruestrepairman7423
    @thetruestrepairman7423 2 роки тому +172

    Your honor with all due respect, the person on this video can NOT be my client, given that he is refered to as "MASTER Skywalker".

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +5

      Objection... calls for speculation

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 2 роки тому +133

    "Your Honor, the footage actually cuts there. It's up to the audience's interpretation what happens next."

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +2

      Objection! leading.. calls for speculation

  • @saulkorzenecki
    @saulkorzenecki Рік тому +26

    The notion that rather than some evidentiary CCTV footage, the prosecution is literally just inserting a VHS of Revenge of the Sith is what makes this meme.

  • @unlikelyhydra926
    @unlikelyhydra926 2 роки тому +14

    Anakin actually blends in so well. It took the last scene for me to see him lol.

  • @thechristmasproductions9232
    @thechristmasproductions9232 2 роки тому +198

    I find it funny that the prosecutors added sad music to the security footage to better deliver the message that this was an unforgivable, horrendous act

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 роки тому +576

    "Your honour, you clearly just underestimate my client's based and redsabered power."

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ykxs0_TeKZY/v-deo.html
      Finally it's here *Yes*

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari 2 роки тому

      "Your honor, he was just demonstrating to those right-wing nazis what abortion actually is".

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection calls for speculation!

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 2 роки тому +265

    He'll never change! He'll _never_ change, ever since he was fifteen! Always the same! Couldn't keep his head off the dark side. "But not our Annie, not our precious Annie!", lying through his teeth! And he gets to be a Jedi Master? What a sick joke!

    • @MaximilianoAedo
      @MaximilianoAedo 2 роки тому +19

      Just read it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 2 роки тому +12

      The Obi wan seems crazy, like having too much electromagnetic force hypersensitivity through his veins.

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 2 роки тому +1

      "You think this chicanery is bad? He's done worse. HE SLAUGHTERED A TRIBE OF TUSKEN RAIDERS! "

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +2

      @@nont18411 LOL!

  • @JoshuaPagan217
    @JoshuaPagan217 11 місяців тому +7

    “Clearly my client was under duress and an unwilling accomplice to the crimes of one Darth Sideous. Anakin you might wanna consider snitching on Palpatine like an intergalactic 6ix9ine.”

  • @bennetterfield5720
    @bennetterfield5720 Рік тому +14

    Despite what Saul Goodman says, this trail ended up costing his client an arm and a leg(s) after the bona fide duel they had with one of the prosecutors. He was called the negotiator, but he really cut the client at the knees

  • @teddydancona7237
    @teddydancona7237 2 роки тому +2167

    You think this is bad? He's done worse. Those Sand People! Are you telling me that the men, the women and the children just happen to be slaughtered like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Anakin! He defecated through a podracer! And saved him! And I shouldn’t have! I took him on as my apprentice! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his eyes off Padme! But not our Ani! Couldn't be precious Ani! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Jedi!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

    • @j.j.hector735
      @j.j.hector735 2 роки тому +187

      Your Honor, These Sand People literally stole his mother and left her to die.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 роки тому +75

      ​@@j.j.hector735 True. You get 2 freeware crimes

    • @pokeman5000
      @pokeman5000 2 роки тому +131

      Your honor my client was of legal consenting age when the two got together. Grooming is such a overused word, he won her over as a man with his boyish... I mean masculine charm.

    • @chieludz
      @chieludz 2 роки тому +28

      hi im saul goodman,did you know that you have rights?

    • @SoundwaveSC
      @SoundwaveSC 2 роки тому

      We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Windu! We had a republic! We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fought and brought peace to the galaxy! It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to try to save Padme! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 2 роки тому +217

    Where's the guy with the purple Lightsaber

  • @manzup3r
    @manzup3r 2 роки тому +213

    Saul: "I travel in worlds u can't even imagine"
    The worlds:

    • @24JGM
      @24JGM 2 роки тому +20

      LIGHTNING BOLTS CAN SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@24JGM HAHAHA THIS TIME LITERAL!!!!

    • @lukew8337
      @lukew8337 2 роки тому +6

      @@24JGM I think Saul Goodman is a Sith Lord.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 роки тому +5

      @@24JGM Saul Goodman, Sith Lord.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 2 роки тому +7

      @@lukew8337
      Darth Chicanery

  • @DeadmanDave
    @DeadmanDave Рік тому +3

    Anakin Skywalker: "Will credits do fine as legal fees?"

  • @Depressed_until_dead
    @Depressed_until_dead Рік тому +8

    Judge: *GUILTY*
    Ani: Incorrect ...

  • @onemoreminute0543
    @onemoreminute0543 2 роки тому +122

    "Your honour, Mr Kenobi did NOT in fact chop up his student and set him on fire. He just had the high ground and acted swiftly, and with style".

    • @goatman9499
      @goatman9499 2 роки тому +19

      Obi Wan even told Vader the "dont try it" warning which holds up for Mustafar's "stand you high ground" law of 32bby, Mr Vader had clear signal to not try it yet he went forward and flipped anyways.

    • @onemoreminute0543
      @onemoreminute0543 2 роки тому +9

      @@goatman9499 "Precisely. He brought it on himself".

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +2

      Objection.. calls for speculation

  • @FlackNCoke
    @FlackNCoke 2 роки тому +72

    I now want to see Saul Goodman defending every villain and antihero in fiction.
    “Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, did my client kill the police commissioner, a judge, a few vigilantes, some beat cops, a number of mob enforcers, and make attempts on the lives of the mayor, the district attorney, a hero police lieutenant/future police commissioner, and several people on two boats? Yes. We’re not disputing the facts here. What we ARE disputing is whether or not he was of sane mind when he did these things. Look at my client! He’s dressed as a clown, green hair, white face paint… and do you KNOW how he got those scars? I move this case be dismissed for reasons of insanity! He had a bad day, alright? Everyone’s had at least ONE bad day. I’m sure, your honor, if you had a bad day you too might blow up a hospital, another act my client admitted to which we are not disputing.”

  • @joshmulligan950
    @joshmulligan950 2 роки тому +21

    "Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, let me ask you this: what if it was sand that got everywhere in YOUR planet"

    • @DarthHao
      @DarthHao 2 роки тому

      “Does that make sense? No! It does not make sense!”

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection leading

  • @Skifahrer805
    @Skifahrer805 2 роки тому +10

    The crossover none of us knew was possible, but we now need more than ever.

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 2 роки тому +28

    "They surrounded him and approached menacingly while asking an obviously disingenuous question meant to lower my client's guard so they could kill him more easily and it's clear in that video he acted in self defense."

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 2 роки тому +8

    'From my point of view, the prosecution is guilty!'

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 2 роки тому +42

    Objection! These crimes were committed by a Sith Lord known as Darth Vader!
    In fact, Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker, so the fact that Anakin is being charged is baffling.

  • @pistemutaagio
    @pistemutaagio 11 місяців тому +3

    I think the word MASTER triggered him

  • @aslamdawood4535
    @aslamdawood4535 3 місяці тому +2

    Anakin's defense: You're telling me the Clones just happened to turn on the Jedi? No! He orchestrated it! Palpatine!

  • @corksauls9403
    @corksauls9403 2 роки тому +26

    “I’m too weak, don’t kill me, please”
    “LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS”

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 2 роки тому +76

    "Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force."
    "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness."
    "I HATE YOU!!!"
    "And let the record show that he was my brother. I loved him. Jury, do what you must."

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 2 роки тому +7

      "Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force."
      "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness."
      "Ah but it's not too late to still bring balance to the force. Your honor we request rehabilitation and social work as just punishment. My client shall end the reign of the sith to clear his name"

    • @playerone6995
      @playerone6995 2 роки тому +2

      Obi-Wan, why do you never do what you must? Twice you have left him alive.

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 2 роки тому +172

    Palpatine: “Don’t you think Darth Vader would drive something with a little more…flair?”
    Vader: “Such as?”
    Palpatine: “Don’t know. Definitely Sith-made. Something showy.”
    “And Darth Vader has an office. Something eye-catching. Good location.”
    Vader: “By the Death Star?”
    Palpatine: “Yeah, a space station of justice.”

    • @Anonymous-nr4iv
      @Anonymous-nr4iv 2 роки тому +1

      Death star,speedy justice for you

    • @Cree8Ball
      @Cree8Ball 2 роки тому +6

      I feel like this will be funny once I watch season six, so just take a like in the meantime

    • @rocketdog5310
      @rocketdog5310 2 роки тому

      this is great

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 2 роки тому +4

    Your honor, my client was simply balancing the force since there were too many jedis and not enough siths

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria Рік тому +6

    Ok, I love how Anakin actually looks like he's there

  • @Niddez
    @Niddez 2 роки тому +16

    He was just bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new empire.

  • @wheelotime2581
    @wheelotime2581 2 роки тому +58

    Your Honor, my client went through his redemption arc, now all of his past crimes are forgiven

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection, calls for speculation.. lack of foundation

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +5

      Your honor, the Emperor was never actually dead. Does this mean that the twenty-year old girl who killed Darth Sidious was the true victor here, or is she still not canon?

  • @fimmt684
    @fimmt684 2 роки тому +43

    "Your Honor, in my clients defense, he thought there was a spy among the younglings, so, to protect the council he decided to minimize the risk to 0."

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection lack of foundation

  • @ellzIno
    @ellzIno Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard when he looked at Saul like.
    “Dawwwwwwg I’m going to jailuhhhh 😒.”

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 2 роки тому +158

    Tonight, on “Better Call Maul” - We claim PTSD from my client being a child slave and having his mother brutally tortured and killed in front of him. From a young boy, he was “groomed” by a sinister old man who taught him to take “orders” and call him “master” while my client was raised in foster care by adults who withheld love from him. As an adolescent, he was thrust into being a child soldier in a galactic war. An older woman toyed with him by saying that they could not be together, after she kissed him and appeared before him clad in a skintight leather outfit with her breasts hanging out. Your Honor, there are extenuating circumstances here.

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 2 роки тому +11

      Better Call Maul is the name of the Maul Boss stage in The Skywalker Saga

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 2 роки тому +15

      “I object your honor! I would like to remind you that he took in a child soldier and forced her to call him “Master” while he called her “snips”. May I also bring up the fact that he had her wear the same revealing outfit every day? Sounds very subjective in my judgement.”

    • @ChrisTheOnly
      @ChrisTheOnly Рік тому +2

      No, no. He’s got a point.

    • @Fettclone1
      @Fettclone1 10 місяців тому

      @neroidius6915 It was ridiculous...like a porno every other day.

  • @sebdoesnothing6889
    @sebdoesnothing6889 2 роки тому +49

    Your honour, my client Mr Vader is a Libra

    • @wishwishwish_
      @wishwishwish_ 2 роки тому

      LMFAO

    • @vandlassie8478
      @vandlassie8478 2 роки тому

      so, he is galaxy star girl type now? i thought it only applied on girl?

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection lack of foundation

  • @oldered5663
    @oldered5663 2 роки тому +7

    It was an act of mercy, he killed the younglings to spare them from a gruesome death at the hands of the battle droids...

  • @connormcclenny9681
    @connormcclenny9681 2 роки тому +16

    Since lightsabers don't actually kill anybody now, those kids are all fine

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 2 роки тому

      They're not even lightsabers anymore. They're laser swords.

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 9 місяців тому +2

    if into the security recordings you go, only guilty will you find him

  • @CarParts08382
    @CarParts08382 Рік тому +5

    Saul: _"Relax, Annie. We've got the Senate."_

  • @Manuel-gk3rv
    @Manuel-gk3rv 2 роки тому +16

    Classic Better Call Saul moment from the hit series 'Better Call Saul'

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +1

      Better Call Maul*

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +24

    *"Master Skywalker, mind telling us what are you doing?"*
    *"Kid, finishing the movie"*

    • @goatman9499
      @goatman9499 2 роки тому

      Order 66 set to "Reclaimer" omfg

  • @AirSurfer9
    @AirSurfer9 2 роки тому +60

    With all due respect your honor, if my client claims to "be what he eats," he is an innocent man

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому +3

      Objection calls for specualtion

  • @BloodThirsty_AJ
    @BloodThirsty_AJ 7 місяців тому +3

    My client is innocent.
    Everyone in one voice: Incorrect.

  • @55snowleopard
    @55snowleopard 11 місяців тому +3

    Read that as Your Honor, my client is “Incorrect”

    • @an-animal-lover
      @an-animal-lover 11 місяців тому

      I thought It would be that, but then I saw how old it was. Unfortunate

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 2 роки тому +7

    "Your honor, my client clearly acted out of pure love and for the good of the Senate."

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection, lack of foundation, calls for speculation

  • @theinformist232
    @theinformist232 2 роки тому +21

    Anakin even went as far as to edit the footage on the tape from multiple angles…
    Seems innocent to me. Just exploring his passion in immersive film techniques

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 2 роки тому +1

      and added music. or was that just from a smart speaker the kids were listening to. how amazing timing that they were listening to that kind of music just as a dramatic thing happens.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +27

    Plot twist : *Anakin taught the younglings a good way to escape using lightsabers*
    Anakin didn't do anything wrong, he let them escape while he taught and defend them from danger 😂

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer Рік тому +3

    Anakin actually didn't go there to kill them, but he heard the youngling call him " _MASTER_ Skywalker" and got mad.

  • @NuKKe
    @NuKKe 2 роки тому +4

    Your honor, that video proves nothing since it never shows how my client was the one who committed the crime.

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection! leading, lack of foundation and calls for speculation

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 роки тому +31

    Finally a good meme. I will add this to my collection.

  • @NoctSwift
    @NoctSwift 2 роки тому +5

    the way he's just chilling in the background 💀

  • @skar1337
    @skar1337 Рік тому +2

    Saul Goodman is the lawyer of all the Multiverse lmao

  • @asdfghyter
    @asdfghyter 5 місяців тому +1

    i really expected him to interrupt the defense to say “i killed them all, i slaughtered them like animals”

  • @LessGo7921
    @LessGo7921 2 роки тому +13

    “Your honor, my client can prove to you that Bob Odenkirk is indeed real”

    • @clayman648
      @clayman648 2 роки тому

      Objection, lack of foundation

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 роки тому +77

    Your honor, my client said deadass XD

    • @BreMue
      @BreMue 2 роки тому

      Hold on, are you saying it's on the record that Anakin said "Deadass ecksdee"

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 2 роки тому +1

      Overruled. One more word out of you and you will be held in contempt.

  • @colossaliscrazy
    @colossaliscrazy 2 роки тому +10

    star wars

  • @archivedaccount2049
    @archivedaccount2049 2 роки тому +5

    Editing anakin into the courtroom is hilarious 😂

  • @stevenmcsteven6693
    @stevenmcsteven6693 2 роки тому +2

    The way his lawyer looks at him and shakes his head like "Nah dont worry they aint got sht on us" LMAO

  • @shrick69
    @shrick69 2 роки тому +6

    Omg, he is the best lawyer i've ever meet.