"He killed 15 children." "To the untrained eye they look like children. But they were trained to destroy the Sith. As Your Honor knows, the Jedi committed genocide against the Sith, a social and ethnic minority. My client acted in self defense your honor."
"clearly the murderer was wearing a hood, the children assumed it was good upstanding anakin skywalker, only to be murdered by a silent assassin. Look at my cliants eyes, not yellow! With all these clones running around how do we know for certain that a clone of anakin wasnt created a sent there! I motion to bring on an expert witness from kamino"
“Your honor, may I remind the jury that my client is a decorated war veteran who has given his body and soul to the Republic? Clearly he is suffering from untreated PTSD that causes flashbacks, hallucinations, and sudden violent outbursts of homicidal aggression against what, to my client’s broken mind at least, were not children, but the Jawas who stole his speeder bike when he was eleven”
"You're sure that's him? No doubt in your mind? Would it surprise you to know that the man in the defendant box is not my client, Anakin Skywalker? No, this is Darth Vader, a Sith Lord who betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker." "Oh Mr Goodman!"
In The Phantom Menace, everyone complained about the bad child actors. In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin gets rid of all the bad child actors and people still complain. Star War fans are never happy, smh!!!
carried clone wars on his back and led most risky yet successful missions Council chose a guy with big forehead and multiple wives despite Jedi rules against marriage
As you can see, he was on the council, but NOT granted the rank of master. And yet, here, the child calls him "Master" Skywalker. Anikin Skywalker was NOT a master. Therefore, the only conclusion is that this is a DIFFERENT Jedi by the name of Skywalker. Lost family perhaps? Which would explain why he looks so similar. Additionally, my client would like to sue the Jedi council for the BLATANT act of hiding his familial relations. The loss of his mother caused him extreme psychological harm. Keeping the existence of a long lost brother a secret, from someone going through emotional trauma, is grounds for punitive damages.
@@codaxthevulture4129 Council was extremely corrupted after the clone wars due to Palpatine's interference no wonder Anakin turned into the dark side quite easily. He was always too ambitious anyway totally unfit to be a jedi
"This is Sheev Palpatine, he's on our witness list. He'll testify that the Jedi Council tried to murder him in his office an hour and thirty minutes ago-" "One hour and forty-three minutes ago." "Yes, an hour and forty-three minutes ago, thank you Mr. Palpatine."
_If I may, your honor: The defendant was, at the time, clearly under the influence of the dark side, and Dark lord of the Sith. I believe this is a mitigating factor in the offense, and should warrant no less than a halved sentence..._
"Now according to our beloved new Emperor 'Through victory my chains are broken.' Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen but whether we like it or not I'd say my client walked out of that... er fight... pretty victorious."
@@jameshetherington1your honor, as per article 1 of the Sith Code, which was officially added into galactic constitution by our beloved emperor, "peace is a lie". Doesn't my client have fuldamental right to the truth? If peace comes in the way of the truth, history tells us that truth shall prevail? Thus, I ask for my client to be fully exempted of all charges, and for all remaining jedi, if any, to issue public apology for having slandered by client's name with the infamous title of "youngling slayer"
"I had the coolest lightsabber and a pair of legs, until a jedi came along and cut both in half. I better call Saul!" "I was out with my light sabber collection, minding my own business." "Hello there." "General Kenobi. I better Call Saul."
Honestly with Saul, Anakin could make a pretty good case, and accuse Darth Sidious of having manipulated him and convincing him of doing this. Plus he could say that "The Force works in mysterious ways" (which is true), and that Darth Sidious used some secret dark side technique to manipulate him to doing this.
@@williamshelton4318Easy. Force decided to kill Palpatine. Anakin was only following the Will of the Force the whole time. Remember he’s not really “human”, he’s a child of the Force in flesh.
Your honor, Anakin couldn’t be behind those attacks. He was presumably dead that night. The real culprit is Darth Vader. My client was framed by this psycho.
Jedi ARE pretty evil. They kidnap “abled” children and indoctrinate them in their military ways. They employ child soldiers and brainwash them with asceticism and, much like in a cult, force them to uphold their religious teachings.
@@pwnmeisterage and the music is played by Yoda’s Master, Jedi Grandest Master John Williams. He has been said to conjure up symphonies so powerful they can unite those who like or dislike any part of Star Wars.
Despite what Saul Goodman says, this trail ended up costing his client an arm and a leg(s) after the bona fide duel they had with one of the prosecutors. He was called the negotiator, but he really cut the client at the knees
@@OrionDawn15 They clearly could have hidden a blaster in those robes! Is he just supposed to stand there and wait to get shot? Praise Anakin and all the other great people protecting our beautiful empire.
And they mockingly called him out, naming him "master" sarcastically, knowing Windu denied him the rank and "what _are_ we going to do?", bullying Anakin further in the manner "what you gonna do about it?!".
Missing limbs plus 3rd degrees burns and a lifetime having to live with crippling painful life support. I think Anakin would have taken the life sentence 😂
The notion that rather than some evidentiary CCTV footage, the prosecution is literally just inserting a VHS of Revenge of the Sith is what makes this meme.
"You're honor, he clearly killed them for a mercy kill. He knew the worse would happen so he decided to spare them from even more horror. It's like killing a bug so a spider doesn't eat it.
I find it funny that the prosecutors added sad music to the security footage to better deliver the message that this was an unforgivable, horrendous act
You think this is bad? He's done worse. Those Sand People! Are you telling me that the men, the women and the children just happen to be slaughtered like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Anakin! He defecated through a podracer! And saved him! And I shouldn’t have! I took him on as my apprentice! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his eyes off Padme! But not our Ani! Couldn't be precious Ani! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Jedi!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Your honor my client was of legal consenting age when the two got together. Grooming is such a overused word, he won her over as a man with his boyish... I mean masculine charm.
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Windu! We had a republic! We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fought and brought peace to the galaxy! It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to try to save Padme! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
He'll never change! He'll _never_ change, ever since he was fifteen! Always the same! Couldn't keep his head off the dark side. "But not our Annie, not our precious Annie!", lying through his teeth! And he gets to be a Jedi Master? What a sick joke!
... and the scene replays itself in front of my eyes, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that I myself might be a Sith lord because I start enjoying it more and more.
I now want to see Saul Goodman defending every villain and antihero in fiction. “Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, did my client kill the police commissioner, a judge, a few vigilantes, some beat cops, a number of mob enforcers, and make attempts on the lives of the mayor, the district attorney, a hero police lieutenant/future police commissioner, and several people on two boats? Yes. We’re not disputing the facts here. What we ARE disputing is whether or not he was of sane mind when he did these things. Look at my client! He’s dressed as a clown, green hair, white face paint… and do you KNOW how he got those scars? I move this case be dismissed for reasons of insanity! He had a bad day, alright? Everyone’s had at least ONE bad day. I’m sure, your honor, if you had a bad day you too might blow up a hospital, another act my client admitted to which we are not disputing.”
Palpatine: “Don’t you think Darth Vader would drive something with a little more…flair?” Vader: “Such as?” Palpatine: “Don’t know. Definitely Sith-made. Something showy.” “And Darth Vader has an office. Something eye-catching. Good location.” Vader: “By the Death Star?” Palpatine: “Yeah, a space station of justice.”
Obi Wan even told Vader the "dont try it" warning which holds up for Mustafar's "stand you high ground" law of 32bby, Mr Vader had clear signal to not try it yet he went forward and flipped anyways.
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force." "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness." "I HATE YOU!!!" "And let the record show that he was my brother. I loved him. Jury, do what you must."
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force." "Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness." "Ah but it's not too late to still bring balance to the force. Your honor we request rehabilitation and social work as just punishment. My client shall end the reign of the sith to clear his name"
“Clearly my client was under duress and an unwilling accomplice to the crimes of one Darth Sideous. Anakin you might wanna consider snitching on Palpatine like an intergalactic 6ix9ine.”
"They surrounded him and approached menacingly while asking an obviously disingenuous question meant to lower my client's guard so they could kill him more easily and it's clear in that video he acted in self defense."
Objection! These crimes were committed by a Sith Lord known as Darth Vader! In fact, Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker, so the fact that Anakin is being charged is baffling.
Your honor, the Emperor was never actually dead. Does this mean that the twenty-year old girl who killed Darth Sidious was the true victor here, or is she still not canon?
Jokes aside, this guy's video editing skills are fire. Seeing what he can do with pre-recorded footage directly from Revenge of the Sith, imagine what he can do when employed by Lucasfilm. Keep up the great work!
This is Sheev Palpatine; he's on our witness list. Now he will testify that the Jedi tried to assassinate him just a little over an hour ago. "Hour and 43 minutes." An hour and 43 minutes ago, Thank you Mr. Palpatine.
Tonight, on “Better Call Maul” - We claim PTSD from my client being a child slave and having his mother brutally tortured and killed in front of him. From a young boy, he was “groomed” by a sinister old man who taught him to take “orders” and call him “master” while my client was raised in foster care by adults who withheld love from him. As an adolescent, he was thrust into being a child soldier in a galactic war. An older woman toyed with him by saying that they could not be together, after she kissed him and appeared before him clad in a skintight leather outfit with her breasts hanging out. Your Honor, there are extenuating circumstances here.
“I object your honor! I would like to remind you that he took in a child soldier and forced her to call him “Master” while he called her “snips”. May I also bring up the fact that he had her wear the same revealing outfit every day? Sounds very subjective in my judgement.”
Saul would legit be able to free Anakin, pulling out the: "Would you be surprised to learn that the man you just pointed out is NOT the defendant?" With some random guy dressed in robes with a lightsaber
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Obi Wan: “It’s over Anakin I have the high courts!”
Anakin: “you underestimate my lawyer!”
GENIUS!!!
Obi wan : don't try.
Palpatine: I AM the court!
_Don't appeal it!_
@@playerone6995 _It's perjury then..._
"It was a momentary lack of judgement you honor"
"You killed 15 children"
"Yeah but really quickly"
Lol
They were noobs
"He called me bug squat!!"
"He killed 15 children."
"To the untrained eye they look like children. But they were trained to destroy the Sith. As Your Honor knows, the Jedi committed genocide against the Sith, a social and ethnic minority. My client acted in self defense your honor."
Lokis mind is gone, but hes still of Asgard. He is still my brother.
He killed 80 people in 2 days.
He's adopted.
“I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to set your sentence to the absolute maximum.”
“But your honor, only a sith deals in absolutes.”
But your honor, that last statement itself is an absolute statement
A sith per se is already an absolute , the key is not the statement but the subject qe are refering to… the sith
Judge: *Ignites light-gavel* Did I stutter?
@@MariOmor1I am the Senate.
@@krpowe6663not yet
"Now, my client may have been on the Jedi Council, but he was never granted the rank of Master. Clearly this youngling was speaking to someone else."
Objection.. leading, calls for speculation
"This is clearly an scene from a movie, it even has an OST in the background"
The evidence has been tampered with, who added the music?
@@robertdevito5001 Anakin: (Thank the force I brought my bluetooth speaker)
"clearly the murderer was wearing a hood, the children assumed it was good upstanding anakin skywalker, only to be murdered by a silent assassin. Look at my cliants eyes, not yellow! With all these clones running around how do we know for certain that a clone of anakin wasnt created a sent there! I motion to bring on an expert witness from kamino"
“Your honor, may I remind the jury that my client is a decorated war veteran who has given his body and soul to the Republic? Clearly he is suffering from untreated PTSD that causes flashbacks, hallucinations, and sudden violent outbursts of homicidal aggression against what, to my client’s broken mind at least, were not children, but the Jawas who stole his speeder bike when he was eleven”
Objection... leading, lack of foundation.. calls for speculation
@@clayman648 Judge: Sustained.
Jimmy: shit……
To Be Fair Anakin Actually Has Personality Disorder.
You are a tipically lawyer 😂
"your honor, clearly this was his alternate personality"
Two things never get old
1. Jokes about Anakin killing the younglings
2. The younglings
hahahhahaha nice one
haha brilliant.
But this joke's getting old...
@@wasifiqbal9984 Like how the younglings all took a lightsaber to the knee?
@@Pumpkin525 what?!
That's obviously not Anakin, as the Youngling called him "Master"
Ooof
Damn
cant fix that burn with force healing
@@mastershakes Fever dreams are not cannon.
And he dosen't walk on sky
I love how Anakin actually looks visibly uncomfortable there. 😂
Fits so well
Say what you want about the prequels and the dialogue, but Hayden can ACT, he can convey so much emotion with just his face and or eyes
He would have to after Mustafar.
Must be sat on some sand.
what do you mean this actually happened
Thanks for noticing the entire joke.
“Your honor, it was self defense, they got him surrounded”
Bro is giving me flashbacks of that edit where the younglings are all armed with lightsabers
"You're sure that's him? No doubt in your mind?
Would it surprise you to know that the man in the defendant box is not my client, Anakin Skywalker? No, this is Darth Vader, a Sith Lord who betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker."
"Oh Mr Goodman!"
Underrated comment 😂
Oh course it will never be repeated, there's no more younglings to repeat it on
But Will it be repeated? no; that's what counts ... shhh
There's always new never-before-heard-of younglings everytime Dizney coughs.
See? Then why jail him if he's no longer a danger?
You right
So you concur, councilor
In The Phantom Menace, everyone complained about the bad child actors.
In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin gets rid of all the bad child actors and people still complain. Star War fans are never happy, smh!!!
This comment 🤣🤣🤣
they’ll complain about anything, it’s what they do best…all while buying movie tickets, DVDs, action figure, comics, graphic novels, legends novels…
Anakin did what Dovakin could never do.
@@businessproyects2615 LMAOOO facts
@@rocketdog5310 If Dovakin was in StarWars and Anakin in Skyrim maybe both would find balance to the fictional universes.
“You honor, my client was on the Jedi Council but he wasn’t granted the rank of master. Can you really blame him for lashing out?”
"Your honor, my client clearly has the higher ground here!"
carried clone wars on his back and led most risky yet successful missions
Council chose a guy with big forehead and multiple wives despite Jedi rules against marriage
As you can see, he was on the council, but NOT granted the rank of master. And yet, here, the child calls him "Master" Skywalker. Anikin Skywalker was NOT a master. Therefore, the only conclusion is that this is a DIFFERENT Jedi by the name of Skywalker. Lost family perhaps? Which would explain why he looks so similar. Additionally, my client would like to sue the Jedi council for the BLATANT act of hiding his familial relations. The loss of his mother caused him extreme psychological harm. Keeping the existence of a long lost brother a secret, from someone going through emotional trauma, is grounds for punitive damages.
Your honor don’t you realize how outrageous it is, how unfair! How could he be on the council and not be a master?
@@codaxthevulture4129 Council was extremely corrupted after the clone wars due to Palpatine's interference no wonder Anakin turned into the dark side quite easily. He was always too ambitious anyway totally unfit to be a jedi
"Mr. Skywalker, do you have anything to say in your defence?"
"It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's jealous!"
With all due respect you honor the youngling asked for it he said “what are we going to do?” I thought dying was an option, my bad, who knew?
"From my perspective, the Jedi are guilty!"
The Judge: "I don't want to hear anymore about Obi-Wan"
@@mugiwara7116"You turned the court against me?!"
"The jury should be advised, the court has added music to the video you are about to see in order to increase drama."
With all due respect Your honor, is my client not the Chosen One? Is he not to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force?
A prophecy that misread could have been.
@ you mean “everyone in this world is innocent, not just the men but the women and the children too”
Qui Gon be like:
So the prophecy says
Before Anakin: 1000 jedi, 2 sith
After Anakin: 2 jedi, 2 sith
Balance.
Your honor, my client claims that he had the high ground
Hahaha funny grandpa 😐.
Jk luv you❤
He is the best lawyer ive ever meet.
no
Haha nice to see you Grandpa
And I claimed that he underestimated my power
"This is Sheev Palpatine, he's on our witness list. He'll testify that the Jedi Council tried to murder him in his office an hour and thirty minutes ago-"
"One hour and forty-three minutes ago."
"Yes, an hour and forty-three minutes ago, thank you Mr. Palpatine."
GENIUS!!!!
Yoda: CRAZY, I AM NOT. CRAZY NOT AM I. SWITCHED THOSE NUMBERS, HE DID, ORDER 99 TO ORDER 66 IT WAS HIM, OBI. ALWAYS THE SAME, SINCE LITTLE, HE WAS.
@@nobey1kanobey LOL!!!
By far the best comment
LMAO
_If I may, your honor: The defendant was, at the time, clearly under the influence of the dark side, and Dark lord of the Sith. I believe this is a mitigating factor in the offense, and should warrant no less than a halved sentence..._
Objection! calls for speculation, lack of foundation
The Senate will decide his fate!
0:35 These faces🤣🤣🤣
“Your honor, this evidence is indeed strong. But did I ask?”
You got him there
I unironically found this funny and laughed
Motion granted for summary judgement on the facts, as the defense clearly did not nor had ever asked.
+ratio+bozo
Legit some shit he'd say I think
The way Saul just casually signs to Annakin like “you’ll be fine.”
Saul: "I will need you to pay me up front tho..."
@@jakep1979 it's a goodman mind trick 😂
@@jakep1979 the court pays him
@@thepoopmonster1041 Man that's a joke, no one actually use "ratio thing". Where's the point to use it under a vid that isnt a "ratio +" joke video.
Saul is an chill guy.
They never actually showed Anakin kill the children, so you can't prove that he did so.
In the new Obi Wan series they do!
@@brandonr7166 THEY WHAT?
@@LucasTF They did have Darth Vader snap a kid's neck, that's true. I'm surprised Disney even allowed it.
@@Goldenblade14 and they show an order 66 scene where Anakin kills 3 or 4 younglings.
@@GlenOfAbacus poggers
“In my client’s defense, Your Honor, the room was filled with sand. It was coarse and irritating and it got everywhere.”
0:34 Goodman mindtrick on Anakin to convince him to pay upfront
He didnt need a sith lawyer, he needed a SITH Lawyer:
"Did you know you have rights? The Sith Code says you do."
A sith lawyer! 😆
I need that tv show
"Now according to our beloved new Emperor 'Through victory my chains are broken.' Now I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen but whether we like it or not I'd say my client walked out of that... er fight... pretty victorious."
@@jameshetherington1your honor, as per article 1 of the Sith Code, which was officially added into galactic constitution by our beloved emperor, "peace is a lie". Doesn't my client have fuldamental right to the truth? If peace comes in the way of the truth, history tells us that truth shall prevail? Thus, I ask for my client to be fully exempted of all charges, and for all remaining jedi, if any, to issue public apology for having slandered by client's name with the infamous title of "youngling slayer"
_Better Call Maul_
"I had the coolest lightsabber and a pair of legs, until a jedi came along and cut both in half. I better call Saul!"
"I was out with my light sabber collection, minding my own business."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi. I better Call Saul."
Jury: We find the defendant guilty of all charges.
Anakin: This is outrageous, it's unfair.
Anakin Heard
@@DelphinusMAch1 omg!!!
@@DelphinusMAch1 _My 🐕 stepped on a 🐝_ 😩
_YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!_
It’s insulting!
like a crybaby teen again
free anakin he did nothing wrong
Hmmmmmm
He brought Balance to the Force
Dude! Why are people saying that pewds fired you? You still his editor right?
Sivey boy
I agree
"With all due respect your honor there was only two sith and countless jedi, my client was *meant* to bring balance to the force"
Honestly with Saul, Anakin could make a pretty good case, and accuse Darth Sidious of having manipulated him and convincing him of doing this. Plus he could say that "The Force works in mysterious ways" (which is true), and that Darth Sidious used some secret dark side technique to manipulate him to doing this.
@@williamshelton4318Easy. Force decided to kill Palpatine. Anakin was only following the Will of the Force the whole time. Remember he’s not really “human”, he’s a child of the Force in flesh.
Your honor, Anakin couldn’t be behind those attacks. He was presumably dead that night. The real culprit is Darth Vader. My client was framed by this psycho.
Underrated
"It was that Jumper from 2007 we can see how he teleports in this video, meaning; was him all along, My client is innocent"
Your honor, Anakin was just „following orders“.
jesse we need to execute order 66
JESSE JESSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Who's gonna tell him?
66 likes nice
"Order 69? Ok, I'm already in position!"
Then you’d better call Maul
"Your honor, if you would just look at it from my client's point of view, you would realise that it is the Jedi who are evil"
"But your defendant was a Jedi, so are you saying, he was evil?"
"Overruled"
Jedi ARE pretty evil.
They kidnap “abled” children and indoctrinate them in their military ways. They employ child soldiers and brainwash them with asceticism and, much like in a cult, force them to uphold their religious teachings.
Objection! leading...
Your honor, well then you are lost!
Your Honor, it was MASTER Skywalker who did that! This is Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker (Not a Master)! You have the wrong man!
And who was master skywalker?
Of corse is *LUKE*, Luke was a jedi master so he is *master skywalker*
My client is innocent.
Everyone in one voice: Incorrect.
I love how the footage has music, insinuating it is either edited or Anakin actually played it while committing crimes.
Clearly because it was all done for a movie, which probes Anakin as ...innocent!.
Nah he has a private squad following him around whose sole job is blasting tunes appropriate for the moment
@@businessproyects2615 Yes! I object! The footage is obviously manipulated!
The Jedi Temple has a state-of-the-art ambient sound system. The finest theme music in the galaxy.
@@pwnmeisterage and the music is played by Yoda’s Master, Jedi Grandest Master John Williams. He has been said to conjure up symphonies so powerful they can unite those who like or dislike any part of Star Wars.
No no, your Honor, my client cannot be accused of manslaughter, seeing that he killed not only the men, but the women and children too.
"every last one them, they were animals" -"Aparently they were animals, there's no reason why my client should be accused!"
"He's a Jedi, your Honor. He knows he's better than this."
THE WAY THIS MADE ME WHEEZE 😂😂😂
I love the head shake like "Don't worry, that doesn't prove anything" while the rest of the room is horrified.
Despite what Saul Goodman says, this trail ended up costing his client an arm and a leg(s) after the bona fide duel they had with one of the prosecutors. He was called the negotiator, but he really cut the client at the knees
Your honor,my client wasnt cooking methamphetamine,he was trying to make a breaking bad reference
He was protecting himself
Those children clearly posed a threat and they outnumbered him.
@@OrionDawn15 They clearly could have hidden a blaster in those robes! Is he just supposed to stand there and wait to get shot? Praise Anakin and all the other great people protecting our beautiful empire.
Its true.... JUUUUST to be safe, he did what hat to be done.
And they mockingly called him out, naming him "master" sarcastically, knowing Windu denied him the rank and "what _are_ we going to do?", bullying Anakin further in the manner "what you gonna do about it?!".
They were going to kill him, with their bare tiny hands.
To be fair, Saul did managed to get Anakin's sentence reduced from a life sentence to two missing legs and a missing arm.
really is the best laywer
Truly a lawyer of the people, advocating for war veterans, and giving them a way to continue serving
nah that's just the going rate for Saul
Missing limbs plus 3rd degrees burns and a lifetime having to live with crippling painful life support. I think Anakin would have taken the life sentence 😂
He disrespected Obi-Wan's abuelita.
underrated comment
Your honor with all due respect, the person on this video can NOT be my client, given that he is refered to as "MASTER Skywalker".
Objection... calls for speculation
The notion that rather than some evidentiary CCTV footage, the prosecution is literally just inserting a VHS of Revenge of the Sith is what makes this meme.
"You're honor, he clearly killed them for a mercy kill. He knew the worse would happen so he decided to spare them from even more horror.
It's like killing a bug so a spider doesn't eat it.
I find it funny that the prosecutors added sad music to the security footage to better deliver the message that this was an unforgivable, horrendous act
They couldn't get the rights to "Dare To Be Stupid".
You think this is bad? He's done worse. Those Sand People! Are you telling me that the men, the women and the children just happen to be slaughtered like that?! No! He orchestrated it! Anakin! He defecated through a podracer! And saved him! And I shouldn’t have! I took him on as my apprentice! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his eyes off Padme! But not our Ani! Couldn't be precious Ani! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Jedi!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Your Honor, These Sand People literally stole his mother and left her to die.
@@j.j.hector735 True. You get 2 freeware crimes
Your honor my client was of legal consenting age when the two got together. Grooming is such a overused word, he won her over as a man with his boyish... I mean masculine charm.
hi im saul goodman,did you know that you have rights?
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Windu! We had a republic! We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, fought and brought peace to the galaxy! It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to try to save Padme! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
He'll never change! He'll _never_ change, ever since he was fifteen! Always the same! Couldn't keep his head off the dark side. "But not our Annie, not our precious Annie!", lying through his teeth! And he gets to be a Jedi Master? What a sick joke!
Just read it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.
The Obi wan seems crazy, like having too much electromagnetic force hypersensitivity through his veins.
"You think this chicanery is bad? He's done worse. HE SLAUGHTERED A TRIBE OF TUSKEN RAIDERS! "
@@nont18411 LOL!
Anakin actually blends in so well. It took the last scene for me to see him lol.
The crossover none of us knew was possible, but we now need more than ever.
"Your Honor, the footage actually cuts there. It's up to the audience's interpretation what happens next."
Objection! leading.. calls for speculation
I have finally returned from the void, here's a Better Call Saul meme, hope you enjoy🦆
Ya
Yes
Let’s goooo
ok
Please make these longer. I find it more entertaining than most tv
"Your honour, you clearly just underestimate my client's based and redsabered power."
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Finally it's here *Yes*
"Your honor, he was just demonstrating to those right-wing nazis what abortion actually is".
Objection calls for speculation!
Obi Wan later in therapy: "I have seen a security hologram of him.... killing younglings"
... and the scene replays itself in front of my eyes, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that I myself might be a Sith lord because I start enjoying it more and more.
"I didn't tell you to teach him the yuengling massacre moves..... jeepers Obi Won"
Great reference
I now want to see Saul Goodman defending every villain and antihero in fiction.
“Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, did my client kill the police commissioner, a judge, a few vigilantes, some beat cops, a number of mob enforcers, and make attempts on the lives of the mayor, the district attorney, a hero police lieutenant/future police commissioner, and several people on two boats? Yes. We’re not disputing the facts here. What we ARE disputing is whether or not he was of sane mind when he did these things. Look at my client! He’s dressed as a clown, green hair, white face paint… and do you KNOW how he got those scars? I move this case be dismissed for reasons of insanity! He had a bad day, alright? Everyone’s had at least ONE bad day. I’m sure, your honor, if you had a bad day you too might blow up a hospital, another act my client admitted to which we are not disputing.”
Did Saul Goodman defend Andrew Tate?
Where's the guy with the purple Lightsaber
Hello There, Pyro
Idk
Hi pyro when will we get petscop 2
Lol
broobobrobor
Palpatine: “Don’t you think Darth Vader would drive something with a little more…flair?”
Vader: “Such as?”
Palpatine: “Don’t know. Definitely Sith-made. Something showy.”
“And Darth Vader has an office. Something eye-catching. Good location.”
Vader: “By the Death Star?”
Palpatine: “Yeah, a space station of justice.”
Death star,speedy justice for you
I feel like this will be funny once I watch season six, so just take a like in the meantime
this is great
if into the security recordings you go, only guilty will you find him
If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find..
"Your honour, Mr Kenobi did NOT in fact chop up his student and set him on fire. He just had the high ground and acted swiftly, and with style".
Obi Wan even told Vader the "dont try it" warning which holds up for Mustafar's "stand you high ground" law of 32bby, Mr Vader had clear signal to not try it yet he went forward and flipped anyways.
@@goatman9499 "Precisely. He brought it on himself".
Objection.. calls for speculation
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force."
"Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness."
"I HATE YOU!!!"
"And let the record show that he was my brother. I loved him. Jury, do what you must."
"Well you see your honor, he was the Chosen One. It was said he would bring balance to the Force."
"Your honor, the defense's claim is nothing but heresy. The evidence is that in spite of the prophesy, Anakin joined the Sith instead of destroying him. He did not bring balance to the Force and, in fact, left it in darkness."
"Ah but it's not too late to still bring balance to the force. Your honor we request rehabilitation and social work as just punishment. My client shall end the reign of the sith to clear his name"
Obi-Wan, why do you never do what you must? Twice you have left him alive.
Saul: "I travel in worlds u can't even imagine"
The worlds:
LIGHTNING BOLTS CAN SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS
@@24JGM HAHAHA THIS TIME LITERAL!!!!
@@24JGM I think Saul Goodman is a Sith Lord.
@@24JGM Saul Goodman, Sith Lord.
@@lukew8337
Darth Chicanery
“Clearly my client was under duress and an unwilling accomplice to the crimes of one Darth Sideous. Anakin you might wanna consider snitching on Palpatine like an intergalactic 6ix9ine.”
Saul: “Objection. Revenge of the Sith was never released on VHS in the US. That video is a fake.”
"They surrounded him and approached menacingly while asking an obviously disingenuous question meant to lower my client's guard so they could kill him more easily and it's clear in that video he acted in self defense."
“I’m too weak, don’t kill me, please”
“LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS”
LITERALLY!!! HAHAHA!!!
It's called lying
@@wellguesswhatIthink oh lying bolts instead of lightning bolts. Interesting...
@@nicbentulan No Palpatine was lying
"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, let me ask you this: what if it was sand that got everywhere in YOUR planet"
“Does that make sense? No! It does not make sense!”
Objection leading
Your honor, my client was simply balancing the force since there were too many jedis and not enough siths
Anakin's defense: You're telling me the Clones just happened to turn on the Jedi? No! He orchestrated it! Palpatine!
Objection! These crimes were committed by a Sith Lord known as Darth Vader!
In fact, Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker, so the fact that Anakin is being charged is baffling.
He was just bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new empire.
'From my point of view, the prosecution is guilty!'
Your Honor, this is not the Anikin Skywalker you've pointed out. The real Anikin is in this room sitting with the people!
The younglings didn’t deserve to have their bright futures destroyed either
It was an act of mercy, he killed the younglings to spare them from a gruesome death at the hands of the battle droids...
Your honour, my client Mr Vader is a Libra
LMFAO
so, he is galaxy star girl type now? i thought it only applied on girl?
Objection lack of foundation
"Your Honor, in my clients defense, he thought there was a spy among the younglings, so, to protect the council he decided to minimize the risk to 0."
Objection lack of foundation
Anakin Skywalker: "Will credits do fine as legal fees?"
Judge: *GUILTY*
Ani: Incorrect ...
Your Honor, my client went through his redemption arc, now all of his past crimes are forgiven
Objection, calls for speculation.. lack of foundation
Your honor, the Emperor was never actually dead. Does this mean that the twenty-year old girl who killed Darth Sidious was the true victor here, or is she still not canon?
Classic Better Call Saul moment from the hit series 'Better Call Saul'
Better Call Maul*
*"Master Skywalker, mind telling us what are you doing?"*
*"Kid, finishing the movie"*
Order 66 set to "Reclaimer" omfg
Ok, I love how Anakin actually looks like he's there
Your honor, the dark side clouded everything
With all due respect your honor, if my client claims to "be what he eats," he is an innocent man
Objection calls for specualtion
Jokes aside, this guy's video editing skills are fire. Seeing what he can do with pre-recorded footage directly from Revenge of the Sith, imagine what he can do when employed by Lucasfilm. Keep up the great work!
This is Sheev Palpatine; he's on our witness list. Now he will testify that the Jedi tried to assassinate him just a little over an hour ago.
"Hour and 43 minutes."
An hour and 43 minutes ago, Thank you Mr. Palpatine.
i'm ashamed i didn't think of this my self, dolan you'e always a great talent, keep it up
Thanks mate 🦆
Omg, he is the best lawyer i've ever meet.
"Your honor, my client clearly acted out of pure love and for the good of the Senate."
Objection, lack of foundation, calls for speculation
These are the trials you must face to become a force ghost
Anakin actually didn't go there to kill them, but he heard the youngling call him " _MASTER_ Skywalker" and got mad.
Since lightsabers don't actually kill anybody now, those kids are all fine
They're not even lightsabers anymore. They're laser swords.
Your honor, that video proves nothing since it never shows how my client was the one who committed the crime.
Objection! leading, lack of foundation and calls for speculation
Tonight, on “Better Call Maul” - We claim PTSD from my client being a child slave and having his mother brutally tortured and killed in front of him. From a young boy, he was “groomed” by a sinister old man who taught him to take “orders” and call him “master” while my client was raised in foster care by adults who withheld love from him. As an adolescent, he was thrust into being a child soldier in a galactic war. An older woman toyed with him by saying that they could not be together, after she kissed him and appeared before him clad in a skintight leather outfit with her breasts hanging out. Your Honor, there are extenuating circumstances here.
Better Call Maul is the name of the Maul Boss stage in The Skywalker Saga
“I object your honor! I would like to remind you that he took in a child soldier and forced her to call him “Master” while he called her “snips”. May I also bring up the fact that he had her wear the same revealing outfit every day? Sounds very subjective in my judgement.”
No, no. He’s got a point.
@neroidius6915 It was ridiculous...like a porno every other day.
Saul would legit be able to free Anakin, pulling out the:
"Would you be surprised to learn that the man you just pointed out is NOT the defendant?"
With some random guy dressed in robes with a lightsaber
You gotta respect the footage for delivering music
Saul: _"Relax, Annie. We've got the Senate."_