CIA Agent Puts You To Sleep ASMR Roleplay
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- [Redacted], a friendly CIA agent, has popped in to say ‘hello’ and put you to bed for the night. How kind! Well, not exactly - turns out he’s kinda sleazy and sarcastic and, though this CIA ASMR roleplay may be designed to help you sleep, the methods used may be a little… unorthodox. Enjoy!
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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.
POV: You've discovered a clean and 100% efficient energy source
This comment took me out 💀
@@lilscenechick1995 just like the CIA
Thats just nuclear power fr
Nuclear waste tho
@@andreamuggloy That can either be stored in 3 meter thick tanks that can withstand a PATRIOT MISSILE STRIKE, or spent fuel elements can be reprocessed into new fuel rods, over 40 times. And when it cannot be reprocessed anymore, it's half life is only 30 years. Reduced from 250.000 thousand. And the low level waste (gloves, suits, masks, tissues) that would be produced to power one person, for a year, would be the size of a brick. And all the nuclear waste that was produced since the first ever nuclear powerplant,(high level waste, fuel rods etc) can fit in a football field.
I just can't get over how much of an incredible actor you are
Actor?
@@waterpolonum1 Sally
@@waterpolonum1yes, it is acting. He is playing out a character.
@clintbarton4445 oh really? I thought he was actually a CIA operative here to do terrible things to us. Huh, learn something new.
CIA agent puts you to sleep😊
CIA agent puts you to sleep💀
Gives me drunk agent who’s somehow good at his job and is annoyingly flirtatious x partner who always takes everything so serious and is constantly fed up with his antics but somehow gets flustered from time to time from his flirting
Love it
So specific yet so on point wth😭
Disco Elysium?!
It's like Connor and Hank from Detroit Become Human and I can't tell who's who 😅
Please please pls tell me there is a romance book /tv show on this plot
I’m trying hard as hell to figure out wtf we did to make this man angry
I think we tried to expose them for all of their shenanigans from MK Ultra all the way to modern day.
Maybe reminded him about the many foreign coups orchestrated by the CIA 🫣
I don't think he's angry at us, I think he's just playing with us by being a jerk
You’re a south american country who elected someone the CIA didn’t like
Communism.
The title and thumbnail made me expect that the video would have Jim walk in frame, just shoot us and end the video 😂
😭
"Nighty night fcker!" *bang*
The way the American accent and American-isms got steadily better and more *violently* American almost hurt my feelings by the end of it 😂
"You're a real worrier aren't you?"
Me: Yes....😭
But for real though..why you calling me out?!
"Girl, I got anxiety, how'd you know?" 😭
pov: you win the highest award in american journalism
I’m amazed how all of the accents are so on point. The American accent is incredibly convincing, as an American.
He sounds like Tom Cruise in this video (so, definitely American).
Where is he actually from?
@@hannahgbannaI think somewhere in Europe like UK
Same, I'm American and he sounds more American than me lol
New American viewer, had no idea he wasn't from America!!
Jim now has me saying "bamboo baby" almost daily
So real bro 😭😭
The CIA/KGB videos are definitely my favorite content you make
Jim puede convertirse en literalmente cualquier personaje, es increible DJSAJSAKLFHJDSL
Definitely, new different ways to get lulled to sleep. I also really like the background in this. Wonderfully done, Jim.
This guy's about to beat me unconscious isn't he
Bamboo baby
Did I dig too deep in my investigative journalism to deserve to be put to sleep permanently?
Don't worry, he didn't put you to sleep permanently. You're just moving out in a peculiar and forced way. Hopefully to Maldives
I’ve watched this video more than ten times now… I need more of this character 😭
Bro, I’ve fallen in love with this guy. Fr fr!✨
Really really hoping we get this guy back soon, he lives in my brain rent free
Ooooh, my favorite kind of Jimchi character. Total smartarse, sarcastic with a slight dash of crae crae. Happy Dance
I have a huge crush on this man
so real
real.
REAL
Another chaotic character in the Jim Chi Universe. 😄 A botched attempted shooting, cheeky little social commentaries and the gas mask mumbling. Thank you for the laughs.
"ASMR: across the Jimchi-verse"
I’ve “listened” to this 4 times and don’t remember anything past “good morning good looking” because I can’t stay awake long enough lmao
Bamboo baby is genuinely soooo tingly
Well, the 'problem' is, with these boiling summer nights, I sometimes have to keep this window open 😂
I love how Jim just uses his Dante voice for when he needs to play a “most normal ass American dude” character.
Dude I am consistently in awe of your acting ability, also your accent is stellar
the accent?? you almost convinced me i imagined your regular accent wrong haha~~ so amazing!!
God this one is so damn good 😍 Honestly ASMR doesn’t even work on me, I just watch you for the plot lol
Is this because I missed my duolingo Greek lesson?
“It’s not communism if you’re not making money.” I love that line
I mean I’m not against Russian communism. I love Russia’s system. But Chinese communism, that’s a different story my friend
@@CJPoozYou should. Read about the gulags and the fate of countries such as Poland, Ukraine, the Czech Republic, Romania and other post-Soviet countries. Terrible times.
I don't know how anyone can love this. My ancestors experienced this, it was terrible.
Me: Makes an engine capable of running on Purley water
The CIA:
Underrated channel
My toxic trait is thinking that I could fix him 😭
i could listen to this bro yap all day long and id be more than happy
Can’t sleep with your videos they are too good
Same, they make me excited and interested more than sleepy! They're too good to fall asleep too! Though, they're still really relaxing☺️
I am currently enjoying them while working to make me calm ☺️
You can use that gas mask to imitate a radio with almost no signal, and buzzes😂 And I like how chaotic this character is! Who are we anyway😮
Im guessing we are either a member of the CIA, or a civilian whose job ended up helping them. Either way, we are definitely working for them now
Love your American accent ❣️
Why couldn’t a CIA agent put us to sleep? Just not permanently please🙏
That intro tho :3
Hope your weekend is going well!
Extremely good timing for some weird Jim content, I have a transatlantic flight in a few hrs
This is killer! Love listening to you talk bro.
this is my favourite look of yours so far this year ❤ I don't know why!
I’m convinced they’re a shapeshifter. If not physically, then vocally. Pretty cool!
Wildest title for an asmr but im here for it
Welcome to jimchi's channel
I don't think I've ever heard you do a German accent and I think that would be fairly interesting. Keep up the amazing work and stay beautiful. ❤
Oooh Crowbar- Wait wait wait what did he say? DID HE SAY GOOD MORNING GOOD LOOKING- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm lucky I picked this video to watch, because I actually forgot to close my balcony door lol
THIS USNT WHAT I EXPECTED
I’m getting like some Heath Ledger vibes. Awesome acting skills!
i have "bamboo baby" stuck in my head forever now. im never gonna look at bamboo the same again. its on my commute and in my food. sir what have you done.
12:31 "You're gonna be killed. No- no, no, no... Bamboo, baby, remember. Bamboo. Yeah no, we're not going to kill you, you're going to die. I'm gonna kill you--today, now. Later. Perhaps. See how it goes. No no no no..."
OMG I totally lost it when you said Bill Clinton. 😂This sure was a wacky one SJ, I have to say that I like your take on people in the CIA and most importantly, I was delighted when you whipped out your pistol. I literally said out loud, "Yay we haven’t been killed for ages."😂 Thank you for putting the smile on my face today, I really needed it. 💜ST
I am delighted to be "killed" too🤣 Besides, why Bill Clinton is so funny👀 Is there something to do with his political claims?
Me three! Why do you address Jim as SJ in your comments? Sir Jim? Strange Jim? Subversive, sarcastic, sexy, sordid, sly….Jim? I’m a little perplexed! 😊
Unhinged. Loved it.
Those fairy ears look so cute 😩💕
The attention to detail is crazy
pov, the CIA gives you the surprise for good journalism
So this is what happens when u tried to tell everyone about the Krabby Patty secret formula
this is at least the 5th time i've watched this video, thank you for everything, jim
Agent [Redacted] is my new favorite character
you ate this up
Feels out of a film. Excellent work and good fun
Another amazing video! I loved the setting the background sounds and the acting is just chefs kiss
Have you just dropped the disguise and revealed yourself as an elf?
7:28 I loved this part ❤
god he’s hot
Dude, don't trust the CIA!
real
I heard this in the Squidward voice: 'Oh no, he's hot!'
been waiting for someone to say this
in my mind listener is a former agent who was very good at their job and is extremely annoyed to be dragged back in (and also at how unprofessional he’s being) and pissed with all the new procedure. (Why the knock out juice? Why can’t you just set the place on fire or loose a couple of pints of blood all over the ground? So much drama and for what?)
GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR 🎉
The appropriate reward for being America's best journalist
HE HAS ELF EARS
No he's just british
I didn't crawl out of the darkest pit of a Soviet gulag just to let you live.
Don't know which one is your original but your American accent is fantastic.
Him: playing with a crowbar
Me: oh no his going to pull a Joker move
😂
I cannot get over how much you look like Gary Oldman
SCORE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS AAAAA I’D KILL FOR THIS THEME
How does he keep making himself look hot?!
i always enjoy seeing videos from you
idk if other people think bout this but bro you look alike ryan gosling
i either saw someone else say this or it was you on a different video
私と同じ事を考えた人がいて嬉しいです！
Dayum... impeccable as always. Beautiful script.
If I had to choose anyone to put me to sleep it would be you Jimbo.
YESSSS this is already amazing omg.
Need a new vid with this character
The Bold letters in the title of AGSSREPL rearranged spell Sleep gas I love those kind of Easter eggs
This is a great job on this video ❤❤❤
Alternate title: 30 minutes of CIA stand up comedy
“I just gotta get something … I think I put it in your bedroom while you were asleep … creepy huh? 😏 yeah “
lol
Fantastic, as always JIm!
Bamboo baby 😉
Ah yes, the greatest award in journalism
2:12 the “mi casa, su casa” part is so funny
i would be careful with even herbal cigarettes, because they still have tar. and even if you don’t inhale they can still be harmful. i want you to be making content for a long time :D
but you barely fiddled with it, maybe i’m being overcautious
@@ninjanoafa8636It's a good thing to share. I knew about herbal cigarettes, but had no idea they might still have tar, considering they're used as a safe replacement during filming.
It's cool info.
@@The_Big_Jayinhaling anything that isn't healthy air is eventually gonna do something bad and worse. Yes, some safer options are less dangerous, but they should be used only for a part of the path of recovery from addiction, not as a substitute.
I read ‘herbal cigarettes’ and my first thought was ‘Aren’t those just cigars?’
Hey. just so you know.I really love your Videos and wanna say thank you for the time you take to make these❤
We’re here, we’re austere is such a funny fucking line
A big fan of you and your amazing work. Hope your doing well, even tho I don’t know you. Don’t forget to lock your doors and windows 😀
This is real good stuff
It's giving Finn Mcmissile and I *love* it
Mi casa su casa!!! As spanish person i loved that part!!❤❤
This is stressful 😭
It's super cool though
10:52 WAS THAT A QUICK CHER IMPRESSION YOU JUST DID? 😂
Him: goodmorning, good looking
Me: Awwww I’m good looking? That’s so sweet!❤ ….wait-🤨
I skipped too far and suddenly he has a gas mask???? Can't wait to find out the context
In some of his videos he looks exactly like Gary Oldman, it's uncanny lol
I’ve been subscribed for almost a year now, and I have to say you look remarkably like a couple of my favorite actors mainly a younger version of Gary Oldman and Richard Roxburgh? But mostly Richard Roxburgh, I can’t un see it.