The Harshest Burns From The Roast of Justin Bieber | Classic Comedy Central Roasts

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 77

  • @sb7547
    @sb7547 7 місяців тому +112

    Whether he wrote them or not, his delivery was bang on.

    • @PininForTheFeeYords
      @PininForTheFeeYords 2 місяці тому

      Eveyone knows they read off the tele prompter.. its all about delivery he did good

  • @Sennario
    @Sennario 3 місяці тому +21

    Dave standing up like “yo I’m right here” was so funny to me for no reason

  • @alex99398
    @alex99398 3 місяці тому +14

    Doesn't matter if he wrote the jokes or not...that delivery was clean

  • @asher4219
    @asher4219 11 місяців тому +37

    the food poisoning joke was fkn brilliant

  • @samueldavid3715
    @samueldavid3715 2 роки тому +269

    Even if these were (and most likely) created or collaborated with him by the actual stand ups he kinda did a pretty good job :) very funny

    • @syl778
      @syl778 2 роки тому

      Ll

    • @NOOBNOOB007
      @NOOBNOOB007 2 роки тому

      I csnt believe Chris knows him and actually hangs out w him. Comon Chris your better than that

    • @NOOBNOOB007
      @NOOBNOOB007 2 роки тому

      Justins a Chris d'elia fangirl

    • @djtridium
      @djtridium 2 роки тому +2

      He did a great job regardless

    • @samueldavid3715
      @samueldavid3715 2 роки тому +2

      @@djtridium exactly my point - he did really well, I was just a bit surprised how well he did :P

  • @grants5781
    @grants5781 Рік тому +66

    He actually killed that shit.

  • @asher4219
    @asher4219 10 місяців тому +18

    Justin’s food poisoning joke made me laugh so hard

  • @kalebnolan8343
    @kalebnolan8343 2 роки тому +125

    Something tells me Dave Chappelle wrote Justin’s jokes

    • @briannawilkinson1268
      @briannawilkinson1268 Рік тому +2

      I'm a huge dave Chappelle fan amazing guy so hilarious if he did write his jokes good on you justin bieber good on you

    • @Nathan-gd7xq
      @Nathan-gd7xq Рік тому +2

      Those jokes are nothing like Chapelle's comedy. There's no chance he wrote them.

    • @GrammyDude22
      @GrammyDude22 7 місяців тому +1

      Just because they aren't his style doesn't mean he couldn't have wrote them. @@Nathan-gd7xq

  • @hunterhall1575
    @hunterhall1575 5 місяців тому +6

    Man, with hindsight, this roast was the single wisest career move Justin ever made.

  • @RezidueWithaZ
    @RezidueWithaZ 2 роки тому +137

    Was actually really funny, if he wrote his own jokes i give him big props

    • @A.J.8.8.8
      @A.J.8.8.8 2 роки тому +16

      Hate to burst your bubble, but he most certainly did not...

    • @venumbeams1231
      @venumbeams1231 Рік тому +26

      He’s not a comedian, of course he didn’t write his own jokes. His delivery was great though and that’s what matters from an amateur.

  • @twirl4968
    @twirl4968 11 місяців тому +15

    dude was actually really good

  • @Smacktalk007
    @Smacktalk007 Рік тому +5

    Spot on flawless .. iPad mini was the best man

  • @ghariiscool
    @ghariiscool 4 місяці тому +2

    His delivery is perfect

  • @cyrilsaji6209
    @cyrilsaji6209 5 місяців тому +1

    Justin just aced it man.
    And that too with swag . Hands in his pockets .. swag

  • @mindyjoyfullplay5340
    @mindyjoyfullplay5340 2 роки тому +15

    always talented.... Justin Beiberrrr. beautiful job. stellar beyond measure. like your music..... continued success in .... anything that comes your way....

  • @missjane474
    @missjane474 Рік тому +11

    New found appreciation Justin. That was beautiful ❤️

  • @nicholas.presljak
    @nicholas.presljak 2 роки тому +10

    Best roast

  • @watertantrums2000
    @watertantrums2000 Рік тому +6

    He skipped Pete… maybe, I want to hear a Pete roast😂

  • @ZenZill
    @ZenZill Рік тому +6

    And that Hannibal guy.
    Hannibal got the worst of it!

  • @the_beef4762
    @the_beef4762 Рік тому +7

    The whole Chris Delia stuff did not age well...ol Chris D'rapey.

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog Рік тому +8

    I don’t see a prompt. Did he memorize all his lines?

  • @Nic560
    @Nic560 Рік тому +16

    Justin was actually smooth af on this

  • @mortysmith666
    @mortysmith666 2 роки тому +3

    smooth

  • @PepperFlakes234
    @PepperFlakes234 Місяць тому

    Lmao. His roast was savage.

  • @Thefatcat-df6kt
    @Thefatcat-df6kt Рік тому +4

    I don’t like Berber but you got to respect this

  • @candycrystalpremium
    @candycrystalpremium 4 місяці тому

    I just realised i rarely hear Justin talk lol

  • @BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle
    @BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle 7 місяців тому

    Did Jeff write the "food-poisoning emoji" joke? He looks like he knew what Justin was going to say. Maybe he was drunk, or still recovering from the "ping pong" joke at Natasha that came right before Jeff? I'm not hip to these roasts, so please enlighten me.

  • @mattram88
    @mattram88 9 місяців тому +1

    If he wrote ANY of this, I got new respect for him. I'm not holding my breath, though.

  • @todd3563
    @todd3563 Рік тому +1

    He was impressive.

  • @adambees2174
    @adambees2174 Рік тому

    Biens is great at reciting other people’s words. Bravo.

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie 10 місяців тому +2

    That Chris Delia stuff did NOT age well ...

  • @ananthapadmanabhan8795
    @ananthapadmanabhan8795 2 місяці тому

    Who wrote these jokes for Bieber.. comeon man he didnt write these himself..

  • @Nightwing01010
    @Nightwing01010 21 день тому

    Well his statement at the end didn't age well.

  • @cspace1234nz
    @cspace1234nz 5 місяців тому

    His music is shit but The Roast of Justin Bieber is where I gained a lot of respect for Justin Bieber

  • @team3383
    @team3383 Рік тому +7

    You've just GOT to hand it to the engineers who invented a miniature remote earplug/earphone into which a comedian can read jokes so that all these stupid showbiz people have to do is REPEAT what they are hearing, allowing them not only to look as if they are witty; but also that they have a memory.
    I hop they pay the comedians and panel of writers well.

    • @MbisonBalrog
      @MbisonBalrog Рік тому +1

      It still takes skill. They must have rehearsed. I don’t see how else deliver lines so smoothly.

    • @team3383
      @team3383 Рік тому

      @@MbisonBalrog I agree. Of course it's rehearsed. He is very good. A born performer.

    • @MbisonBalrog
      @MbisonBalrog Рік тому

      @@team3383 but do they rehearse with other roasters or bring in separate audience and people? Or maybe they do multiple takes?

    • @MarialuisaVillafuerte
      @MarialuisaVillafuerte Рік тому

      Yahhh u are already rich!!! Successful... Famous!!! Only them are pathetic!!!

    • @CSHummer
      @CSHummer 2 місяці тому

      who fucking cares it's supposed to be funny, what do you want them to do, write their own shit jokes and deliver them so we can cringe? get over yoruself

  • @BurnOutDontFadeAway420
    @BurnOutDontFadeAway420 5 місяців тому +1

    luda molstered justin... jus sayin. poor biebs

  • @jamesh2459
    @jamesh2459 Рік тому

    Lol

  • @BurnOutDontFadeAway420
    @BurnOutDontFadeAway420 5 місяців тому +3

    domestic abuse wasnt funny till justin married hailey ... steven hasnt killed justin yet so it must still be funny how he treats his little girl

  • @krystianb3807
    @krystianb3807 2 роки тому +1

    First

  • @Roninkinx
    @Roninkinx 2 роки тому +2

    .. This is what passes as a roast now a days? These jokes are weak.

    • @feaolasalo3147
      @feaolasalo3147 2 роки тому +10

      reach millions of $ and then show us but until then just spectate

  • @QUIZABOUT
    @QUIZABOUT 7 місяців тому

    justin very arrogant and extremely delusional

  • @titojoto1043
    @titojoto1043 Рік тому +3

    PAPI CHULO JUSTIN BEIBER.

  • @Fifield1990
    @Fifield1990 4 місяці тому

    He did well

  • @manga3040
    @manga3040 Рік тому +3

    Proof that not everyone can be a stand up comedian even if you are spoon fed jokes ahead of time.

    • @prestomollesto9340
      @prestomollesto9340 Рік тому +3

      Hm. Sounds more to me like biased hatred disguised as "criticism" in hopes to gaslight anyone reading this into believing you.

    • @manga3040
      @manga3040 Рік тому

      @@prestomollesto9340 I am doing that thing when you pretend your hand is a balloon and you blow it up so only the middle finger pops up.

    • @ApumKaling
      @ApumKaling 9 місяців тому +3

      Joke material gets you only half the race, the other half is the delivery. Which if you ask me, Justin just nailed it.

    • @thecommonsenseconservative5576
      @thecommonsenseconservative5576 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@manga3040did you come up with that balloon joke on your own or did someone spoon feed it to you😂😂😂

  • @MarieLou-kk9ze
    @MarieLou-kk9ze 4 місяці тому

    Ludacris really does look like Mr.PotatoHead😂😂😂😂

  • @paralex35
    @paralex35 Місяць тому

    You made it

  • @MarialuisaVillafuerte
    @MarialuisaVillafuerte Рік тому

    Yahhh u are still cute roasting them!!! Yahhh first name basis!!! 😜

  • @misskolkatan617
    @misskolkatan617 2 роки тому +4

    Bieber is cute ❤️