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Very funny and entertaining video. After watching it, I even felt inspired to try learning to make music in a DAW. How lucky, then, that the advertising that followed was for a drag&drop MIDI pack of melodies and chord progressions.
@@bh4vvy33they, I know this is 4 months old, but I just wanted to make sure that you've seen the video of Mark Rober's automatic piano playing Rush E by now. It's an absolute gem if you haven't!
You're making me speculate, "If I'd had MIDI chord packs, I could've lived past 70. In that time I would have advanced the scope and glory of music by over 200 years." - Mozart
"Learning is stupid." That had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe, then I got hit with "pro-vowels" and my wife actually came in the room and asked if I was okay. Classic!
The old jazz man aka my guitar teacher told me that metal does not pay at gigs but jazz does and I stopped going to his guitar lessons. And it happened two times by a different teacher. So they basically told me to go f*ck myself and listen to jazz instead of the genre I actually like. Edit: added stuff and had to get this out of my chest
I didn't realise how hurt I was by the whole industry until I listened to B flat 7 and now I just keep crying and I can feel the spiritual growth and listening to B flat 7 on repeat
@@DevonDekhran Audacity created an OPT IN analytics feature to help them diagnose issues. None of your data will be collected unless you specifically ask for it to be. It's disabled by default. Ignorant fools like yourself freak out about it because all you never read the article, only the headlines that you see while circlejerking on reddit
I actually never spoke until I had enough money to buy myself a dictionary. Now I speak pro-level words. Like the word house, ball, pepper, plant, laugh ... you name it
I got a Unison ad in the middle of the video and burst out laughing. It was the most ridiculous (definitely not a coincidence) thing I've ever experienced. The sheer irony of Unison promoting themselves as a good company using this video's ads while the company itself is being absolutely roasted to the lower circles of Hell by critics like Tantacruel and the others who actually know what music is.
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The man was very sad with the woman when the woman said she did not want to marry the man. He said “this is the kind of thing that makes me cry” and the woman said “I’m sorry for making you cry”. Then the man got sadder and began to walk away down the road that had trees on it. The woman was sad by this and she said the man “please do not walk away. I still love you”. The man was happy that the woman said “I love you” but was sad about the her saying no when he waInted to maUrry her. He decided it wasn’t good and he wanted to keep walking so he did. The woman began to cry about this. Novel of the fucking century. Blows me away
I genuinely got an ad for Unison while watching this (immediately after being told to check their ads, no less) and it took me a good 20/30 seconds to realise it was an actual ad, not a gag
I always wanted to get started in the corporate music genre, but my chords sounded too interesting. Now, I finally have the chords to skyrocket my soul sucking nothing-music career. Thanks unison!
It was truly my middleschool dream to make corporate music before I realized it wasn't real music apparently. Then I realized real musicians make corporate music, not corporate musicians.
We remember all too well that shot with the producer going "WHOA... AAAAHH!" at the plucky/bell/pad progression he just dragged and dropped on his DAW, it was everywhere, it was a plague. Your recreation of that made me smile from the bottom of my heart. Thanks
David Bruce saying "Music theory is just so boring" while dressed like a middle-aged man desperately trying to believe he's still a teenager is the kind of extremely cursed energy I need in my life.
I started making music a couple days ago. I wanted to start doing that for a while but I was intimidated at the ton of things I'd have to learn. I'm a complete begginer, I know very little about soft and hardware, music theory, the only thing I have is my passion and love for music and sound in general. But this video was still really accessible (especially because of the chord/word comparison) and I won't fall into that trap ! Thank you !
@AzureWolf168I’ve been producing and composing for a few years and I’m studying composition in school, and the general consensus even from professors that have doctorates is that what you make will never sound exactly like what’s in your head. You can try and get close, but it’ll always be different somehow. My advice is to embrace it and go where the song takes you, not where you want it to go. Also try learning basic music theory, it’s actually really simple and you can find good videos on UA-cam about it. Hope that helped :)
that's so fucking cool. never lose that passion. make a music every single day. try and make something new or find a new thing to play with and discover something awesome. also metronome do that it's boring but it does more than you realize
I'll be honest my composing has gotten WAY better over time as you start familiarizing yourself with basic theory and how certain chords sound and feel can really streamline your production... but when I listen back to the first things I wrote you can hear I just put everything into it because I didn't know the "rules" so I had none lol I think the best line to ride is learning enough to guide you to how you want to sound but never feel locked into theory or what others tell you is right.
Midi packs aren't a bad tool to use if you're beginner that wants to learn some composition. That said, I probably wouldn't pay much money, if any, for a basic chord pack that just sells me a bunch of rotations of I - V - vi - IV.
I hate how people mystify music theory, or act like it's some sort of arbitrary set of laws. It's just a tool to look at music through, literally a form of literacy that learning can help you better conceptualize why the things you hear sound the way they do, and a framework you CAN CHOOSE to use when making music. But I suppose the idea of 'evil cabal of musigicians' is appealing to people who want to rage about not knowing stuff.
Yeah. I've constructed all of my music with the knowledge of literally just the piano roll in LMMS because that's almost the only thing I've ever used. Learning music theory now I'm realizing it really is just a standard musical language, rather than a musical absolute. Still excited to learn it even if the class is a little boring right now
Nothing wrong in not using basic music theory at all. But I know alil myself after getting really bored and just decided to learn music theory through jazz guitar which was a gener I loved listening to. It's a helpful thing to have because i can make decisions much faster without thinking too much. Then when I got something basic I start to expand from there and usually abandon any really structure or rules. This way it sounds good flows well and it's too basic then it's all gravy
The "pro vowels" bit is a perfect analogy. Yes, music theory isn't essential to write music. But without any theory knowledge, you wouldn't know that you're essentially paying to use letters.
You would be surprised by how many great musicians wrote songs that went to the top of the charts without knowing a single line of music theory. Did they use pre-made packs? Nope... They sat down with their instrument or sampler, and tried things until something made "sense" for them musically speaking. They could have learned theory and cut the time needed for exploration, but that would kill their creativity because knowing theory they would never try something they were told "won't work"; and that means no innovation would ever happen.
@@fcf8269 disagree with this take. Knowing theory isn't gonna stop experimentation. If anything, knowing what's "expected" or "common" often leads people to try new things out *because* it's not what's expected. I really don't see why people are so averse to learning about the things they're into. Learning music theory isn't so much about learning "rules that must be followed", as much as it is learning about how to identify and describe aspects of music in a concrete way.
@@kohai-kun9261 I didn't exclude that theory can lead to breakthrough and innovation; but it is clear that most of the great things happening in music history were not only driven by knowledge, but at times by the lack of knowledge. When you know "something", you are setting yourself in a box with well defined walls; going outside these walls is something that our brain does implicitly; because we are used to accept some things as being true, and live and operate in the realm of what is true. If you would know nothing about physics, you could think about creative ways to explain what gravity is, because you can "feel it"; and yet you have no clue of the theory behind it. For music you can't follow the same process because it is not something you feel and there is room for getting it right in different ways. Music either sound good or not, and that is what theory teach you. Once you are bound to those rules that make music sound good, you follow them and avoid to go out of that path. Learning is not wrong; nobody is against it; and the only ones against it are lazy people that do not want to put time in it, and just look for a way to get good at something or make money in the easy way. From my perspective you need a base of theory to do anything, but when you start to fill the voids on your own, you may end up in places that others have been already (so you wasted time, because you could read a book to learn it), but you may also end up in a different place you would probably not end up if you were only following what you know.
@@carbdebunkshate8967 Some musicians write their song before even know what a scale or the circle of 5th is. And when they learn it they improve their work (sometimes it ruin it but that is a different story). You don't need to be an expert to write music or play an instrument; you need the right skillset, a good dose of patience and inspiration. Then if the results are a masterpiece or garbage, that is up to debate. I listen to music that sound like garbage of mixed sounds with no interesting qualities, and those are called artists. If I need to study to understand why that noise is considered music, then it is not art anymore. I get feelings listening to music, looking at a painting or a sculpture; that is what art is all about
The funny thing about this is, that the "reviewers" in the ads all use FL Studio, which features a list of all chords since more than a decade, allowing you to simply insert them into the midi editor xD
I collaborated with a young producer once who has produced a couple of songs already and I was just starting. The only difference was I have been learning music theory since I was 14. I was blown away to find out how this young producer does not have an ounce of idea on how chord progression came to be in the first place. He was clueless on what a major and a minor progression is about and when I told him, we are gonna use Key of G, I-V-IV modulating up half step for the Outro and will end in G#, he looked at me as if I am speaking an alien language or maybe Klingon.
it's a funny video all round but that line in particular had me laughing for ages. I just love his flat delivery of such obstinate, pig-headed laziness, it just perfectly sums up what this company seems to be about.
It sounds like a line out of one of those late 90s/early 2000s Chuck E Cheese commercials where it starts out with kids having a miserable time doing homework, and then their cool dad comes in and is like “WE’RE GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE TONIGHT!!” Then it cuts to one of the kids playing Skee ball, and he turns to the camera to deliver the line “Learning is stupid!”
@@craigstephenson7676 They are the best chords. They're tremendous. The most pro level chords since, well I'd say forever. Crooked Tantacrul is a sick man. MAKE ARPEGGIO GREAT AGAIN!
im a digital artist and i recently started teaching myself some basic music stuff and the way it seems to me is that music theory and chords are a bit like color theory and color schemes. its important to know the theory, but that theoretical knowledge can be figured out by trial and error as much as it can be traditionally learned. what sounds good/ what colors look good is something that you can learn properly and more efficiently, but you can also just guess by basically vibes which colors/notes might work well together and then learn from what actually sounds/looks good.
I find it fascinating how visual art can be compared to music. The colors are literally harmony and contour is literally melody. The word color is frequently used in music.
I do some digital art as well and your comparison has some validity. That said, one of the most import aspects of music theory is that it is the language most musicians use to communicate with one another. You can get by without it but it’s an almost essential tool in a lot of instances.
The part in the parody where people react to the chord progressions they just dragged in is so good, they really nailed how cringey the real ads are. I used to get the ads all the time, and they disgusted me so much they literally had me ranting. I'm glad someone made this video, this is stuff that needed to be said.
So true! I was delighted at their parody. I still get the effin Unison MIDI Chord Pack ad before every other UA-cam video and I always feel soooo offended! It makes me really angry...
@@rupertschnitzler * sees a unison chord ad * *furiously picks a chord i know couldn't possibly be in their packs, and constructs it in my head * Repeat and need the app less each time you see the ad lol
I turned off my adblock yesterday and I had an ad played that slammed the importance of intervals in ear training. Then they had random people say how intervals totally ruined their learning experience. They instead offered their method which ofc was "scientifically proven" to be the best method for ear training. And ofc nowhere in the ad did they say what their method actually was. Do people still fall for this stupid advertising?
@@revonfyll My method: play an instrument largely self-taught learning by ear for over a decade. Clearly there is no more efficient method than this and I won't be accepting critique at this time
@@ysqys2176 Yeah, doesn't even need the ":P", it was quite jarring to me too. Something where you're literally stabbing yourself, even a comedic context, should probably have at least a moment's notice.
@@pokemonprimed Yes, I definitely understand if the section in question actually triggered someone. I think I, too, feel a bit violated because it was so abrupt and I thought I was watching a music-related video, not a low-budget horror/comedy film.
This is honestly one of the most well-crafted videos on UA-cam. It's funny, witty, charming, and exposes a pretty shitty company on top of it all. Good video. Keep this shit up man.
"Buying a dictionary grants you the right to use words." Legendary. I'm so glad you were able to talk to the creator of the open source pack, it really shed a lot of light on how ridiculous charging $70 for chords is.
Yeah when I heard the price I lol'd because it made me think about AAA video games which cost less than that typically ($60 or so). While those are also somewhat debatable in quality and how they are priced at times, the better examples still represent many man-years of work by teams of dozens or hundreds of people. The chord packs aren't even close to deserving a pricetag like that.
That made me think of a bit from 3rd Rock From the Sun. "You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word of your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read... the dictionary?!"
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Funny how the repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it and now it sounds like an awesome band name. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it.
Holy crap, i actually got an ad for the Unison MIDI chord pack just after you suggested to watch a few seconds of it. Took me a second to realize it was an actual ad being played, rather than part of the video.^^
I’m a beginner with a daw and midi keyboard who scours UA-cam for learning material on everything from music theory to synth tutorials and have seen ads for those chord packs more times than I can count. Always struck me as fishy. Thanks for taking the time to call this out. Hope more beginners like me see this.
it's like selling japanese people who're just learning english "word packs". it looks stupid to anyone with even an rudimentary understanding of english, but to a beginner, even though it looks fishy to them too, it still can fool even smarter people
You don't need to be amazing at music theory to be good add producing music at all. I still have a lot to learn but with a few years of experience I feel like I do have a couple things to say; First, giving people midi files for something you could teach someone in about ten minutes for $67 is absolutely bonkers. Second, just being creative and working with what you've got can take you a long way. Just keep your head down and keep making music. You'll go far someday!
Fun fact, there's a free VST plugin called Layers Orchestral Tools that's basically a MIDI chord pack but in a nice interface and with its own sounds, like woodwinds or brass.
Thank you for doing this! I’m so annoyed at these ads. It’s borderline scam business. There is another one called Niko’s chord pack that’s making just as ridiculous claims. That you don’t need to invest in studio equipment or spend HOURS creating the perfect chord if you buy his chord pack. And judging for the comments it’s not only young and inexperienced people that fall for it, but even people in their 60’s.
the fake ad is hilarious and deeply disturbing for how real it is. you nailed the way in which they'd say "pro level chords" with such deceptive authority.
I love how a company shilling 'harmony' has a name which literally means no harmony. I wish there were more YT channels calling out these charletans, because there are plenty of them. Thanks for all you do!
Actually, this is incredibly useful for anyone who is incapable of counting. As someone who is incapable of counting past 2, it's great that I don't have to move 4 half steps and then 3 half steps from the root of the chord to make a regular major fifth chord. Truly revolutionizing
@@redpepper74 4 half steps followed by 3 half steps is how you make a major chord from any note. Like with C 4 half steps up would be E and then 3 more would be G, making a major chord
Thanks Man. Im learning Guitar and im old and a beginner. Your video has so helped my anxiety and confusion about not just learning to play but also my aspirations to record my own music. Thanks again for speaking out. priceless. And , I like your humour too.
@@peterkelly8357 Search for something like "roman numeral analysis music". Those indicate "position" of chords in a scale with respect to the root (the C in C major scale), independent of key. Those also indicate some more info like lowercase -> minor chord, etc. At least that's how I understand it... me no expert.
And progressions. So whenever someone uses the same chord progression as you, you can sue them for copyright infringement. After all, you paid good money for that chord progression!
Watching these literal professional musicians play along with your gag was by far my favorite part of this video. I can’t imagine Ben Levin saying anything like that. It’s comedy gold.
I'm actually disappointed at myself for not noticing it was part of the sketch for the multiple times I've watched this video. One of them is using 3 headphones. How did I not see it
Literally the point where you said "If you haven't seen an ad from them go watch it it is in the description" (and I was about to do that because I have never seen one before) UA-cam played an ad and it was an ad from Unison audio. That actually kept me laughing for quite a while
The amount of advertisements I got from these guys are crazy. Every single video I am watching whether it be related to music or not, gives me a Unison MIDI Chord ad with a grown man giving the most exaggerated reactions to a C Major or some shit. I recommend Scaler 2.
I gotta say as someone who’s felt down lately about my progression as a musician due to lack of time I can dedicate to learning and lack of funds, seeing you mention that you didn’t dive into stuff for 10 years as a musician rly inspired me to be less critical on myself for the time it’s taking me.
Adam neely frames his analyses in terms of western music theory. He privilages western theory as superior and dismisses eastern music theory as inferior and unworthy of his time to study and learn for use of musical analysis. According to Adam Neely that makes adam neely a racist white supremacist nazi. Fuck adam neely
Im here to announce that I will now allow everybody to use the 12tet tuning system royalty free! And because I am feeling generous, I will also make A=440Hz public domain!
as someone who's saving money to buy my first MIDI keyboard, hearing people describe "playing music with your actual hands" as "mindnumbing plinky-plonky business" makes me wanna scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon
As someone who only sometimes dabbles in music, the stuff in Tantacrul's videos rarely directly pertains to me. But there's just something so satisfying in watching someone who actually seems to know what they're talking about go off and destroy bullshit from people who are either ignorant, dishonest, or both.
I'm so happy that FL Studio has released a chord progression tool. I guess a lot of more experienced people only need it for inspiration, but it does fight a little against these chord pack scams. And a little tip for new producers/composers: just "steal" chord progressions you like from well-known songs if you want, they are also "pro level" and not copyrighted!
Ive been so pissed off seeing ads for these chord packs lately....its such a relief seeing all these great musicians taking the piss out of that garbage. Thanks dude.
Been thinking exactly the same. For more experienced musicians the stupidity of the product may be obvious, but I find it really sad to sell this stuff to someone who is inexperienced and might be overwhelmed by "music theory" at first.
In the exact moment you mentioned the adverts, UA-cam kindly played one for me. I was so amused by the coincidence, and the fact that Unison just gave you some money though Adsense
I cringe every time I see that commercial. When I saw your thumbnail, I thought to myself "do I really want to spend 20 minutes listening to someone crap on Unison Midi Pack?" and I decided the answer was YES. And boy was it one of the best decisions of my life! I seriously can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I was literally SOL (screaming out loud!!). That parody commercial was so well done it was absolutely brilliant!!! BRAVO!!! And thank you UA-cam algorithm for helping brighten up my morning!
As a beginner/hobbyist in music composition and theory, I love these videos! Also, I was in the middle of eating when you mentioned the "pro vowels" part at 11:57. I almost choked because of how funny it was! Wonderful video!
I love how UA-cam decided to put "drag and drop MIDI" as the ad for this video.... Great work there algorithm I bet that works out well for that company
I watched a few seconds of their first ad you linked and immediately thought, "It looks like a compsci 101 student could basically generate this entire "product" with a Python script as a homework assignment." And, what do you know...that was basically correct.
After having been in a band for more than a decade too, I spent my lockdown learning a lot about music theory. Similar to you, I realised I actually knew a lot. I also realised something else : It's actually not as complicated as most people make it out to be.
Same here, I noticed it can be quite mathematical in a bizarre way. Some people are just lazy and want a press a button and have some kind of EDM hit coz they can do a bit of producing
I think that makes sense in this case. I mean, for using a linux based desktop OS, you need a tiny bit of commitment, interest and intelligence. I mean yes, there are distros that are easy to install and use for everyone, but you have to be the kind of person who tries it. And if you are, it's very unlikely that you are buyin PRO LEVEL CHORDS, especially without looking for FOSS alternatives first ;-)
I've said this elsewhere before but even if you don't know SHIT about music theory or chord shapes or anything you will get infinitely more value out of and learn more from just experimenting and plinking random notes around on a DAW piano roll than just buying some other person's midi chord progressions and the outcome will be so much more unique.
I've been getting their ads so much...and while I had no idea they were so evil and that the product sold is so overpriced, I did have a feeling that their anti-education, anti-learning, anti-self-improvement narrative is harmful and predatory towards beginners who are overwhelmed. Thank you for your detailed insight and humour about this
I'm a lover of MIDI tools and music technology, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine somebody trying to sell MIDI files of...individual chords and scales. For money. Wtf. That is taking scam to the next level. Like, this isn't even a case of, like, arguing about proprietary vs. open source, Photoshop vs. GIMP, etc. It's super painfully obvious that there is no advantage to buying this product over just a simple Google.
I just checked their website and it’s laughable : a giant red banner claiming that a sale is “ending TODAY!”, incessant popups telling me that “$name from $city just bought a pack”. As we say in the industry, it’s shady as fuck.
thats why I only downloaded Unison's free packs instead of the paid ones, coz out of their 50 free packs, if I could find one or two solid usable sounds or samples, its a win in my books. i didnt pay for the packs, so they didnt get any money, i didnt lose any money, and i got myself a couple nice sounds. that being said, i only use Unison's packs for when i need drum samples or loops specifically for hiphop (i usually produce electronic dance music so this is a rare occasion) and i compose my own stuff 99% of the time so i've barely even looked at the progressions they provide you with. so whether downloading their free packs and taking up all that hard drive space just for a couple of usable sounds is a good idea or not is completely subjective hahah
It's like preparing a meal by combining a package of premade ravioli with a jar of sauce and thinking you've discovered a secret shortcut to becoming a professional chef.
lineart coloring books are actually useful to people with zero knowledge or skill in art, helping them practice basic color theory and fine motor skills.
9:48 "So despite the fact that I've just admitted to not knowing anything, I'VE NOW GOT THE SOLUTION TO NOT KNOWING ANYTHING" Amazing meme-worthy vibe here. The whole video is a hoot, but this part is going to stick with me lmao
You mentioned faulty equipment, but didn’t go into any detail! As a guitarist and vocalist, faulty gear is the bane of my existence. Whether it’s tuning heads that don’t stay in tune for more than one song, broken pickup switches, amps that sound fine until you put any distortion onto them at all (at which time they sound like the skin on day old gravy being wrapped over your ears), bad gear can make a potentially amazing show into a literal shitshow. And that’s before you even consider that you’ve got 2 or 3 other people with these same potential issues, and all the other problems a live show can encounter!! And all for £50 (split between the whole band) if you’re lucky, because low end venues can be horridly cruel to new or newish bands. It makes music into a chore, and I’m sure stuff like this and what you’ve mentioned in this video have combined to make countless musicians give up. Thanks for making this video, because I think this is a really important part of the music industry that people take for granted.
"Hey man how much did we make off this show? About 25 bucks split by four, so that's like... $9.50 each. It's good to see this rap shit's finally starting to pay off."
I've been feeling this way for a long time about them and you took so many of my thoughts and feelings and turned it into an absolute banger of a video. Thank you my friend, thank you.
Simply Superb video. Really makes me think of the ways I used to think. Over the past decade though I have slowly learned that I have to buckle down and learn everything I can about music if I want to be the best I can be at song-writing, arranging, and performing. However, I still find my self from time to time thinking about short-cut methods sold by smooth salesmen. Fortunatly they usually sound phishy or have obtrusive ads to try and get you to by immediately that I research them and don't purchase their product. Anyway, Tantacrul really laid it down well, and has helped me snap out of even those momentary future snares. Why do they always use Facebook to attempt to snare you. Thanks Tantacrul!
Unison be like: "Why learn which chords fit together well, when you can just throw random chords against a wall and see what sticks? You don't need music theory. Trial and error will do."
I mean, I’m sure that’s the approach thousands of producers use 😂You pick up useful combinations over time (stumbling across functional harmony eventually) but covering Harmony by theory is definitely more effective than reinventing the wheel, and gives you more intention with harmonising
@@quinn9598 ultimately i think its a time efficiency thing, a bedroom producer who hasnt taken academic/career study in music kinda has limited time in their life. They can devote it to either learning music theory or learning all the other skills of their craft. Just learn some rudimentary music theory, overtime you will get a functional/practical palette of chord progressions and voicings, and ofc youll pick them up from music you love. As someone who knows the most rudimentary of music theory, i still implore other bedroom producers yo really learn the basics!
@@fruitylerlups530 yeah i agree. You don't need to get into modes and complex rhythmic structures and special violin keys, but you should at least know your basic scales and chords
Honestly, there is a VST plugin that does exactly this, but it's better, intuitive, much more creative, and cheaper. Its Xfer's Cthulhu. Each key is assigned a chord, and you can link the VST to other VST synths. It also has a handy arp feature.
I promise you all, really learn music theory and some piano for a couple years and you'll be very well off. I've used Cthulhu, Captain chords, Scaler 2. Nothing can replace understanding voicings, voice leading, extensions, tensions, dominants, borrowing chords, and being able to improvise etc.
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Since I already know they will try a copyright claim, please tell us what are they using. Probably their own name?
Very funny and entertaining video. After watching it, I even felt inspired to try learning to make music in a DAW. How lucky, then, that the advertising that followed was for a drag&drop MIDI pack of melodies and chord progressions.
@@zetizahara -I got unison as my ad before the video and then another MIDI pack...
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ironically yours is the only channel i see stuff like this come up as ads until i got an adblocker.
help, i used an advanced chord and accidentally set mark rober's piano on fire
Quickly, RUSH some WATER on it!
More like *RUSH* some wat *E* r on it
Mark Rober????
@@bh4vvy33they, I know this is 4 months old, but I just wanted to make sure that you've seen the video of Mark Rober's automatic piano playing Rush E by now. It's an absolute gem if you haven't!
i cant think of anything quirky original or funny to say ill just say hi sheetmusicboss 😭
"My secret? MIDI chord packs."
- Miles Davis
He did say that
I remember when he said that, truly inspiring
I could have sworn that was Thelonius Monk that said that. "Ain't that a bitch?"
You're making me speculate,
"If I'd had MIDI chord packs, I could've lived past 70. In that time I would have advanced the scope and glory of music by over 200 years." - Mozart
"MIDI chord packs are what make free jazz free"
-Ornette Coleman
"Learning is stupid."
That had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe, then I got hit with "pro-vowels" and my wife actually came in the room and asked if I was okay.
Classic!
W H Y
W O U L D
Y O U
T H I N K
@@digitaldeathsquid3448 Because the alternative would be unthinkable.
@@digitaldeathsquid3448 Wow, are those pro vowels?! Amazing!
Those are friends of tantacrul doing a parody... right? ... Right?
hahaahah OMG i read this before the pro-vowels bit, i was like "what does he mean", then that part came and i was howling (vowels)
Charging for a chord pack because "music theory is hard" is like charging for a times table because "math is hard".
PRO LEVEL FORMULAS (only for 30 bucks)
Collegiate maths textbook industry has entered the chat.
i usually see flaws in these types of comments but if you think about it...
thats kinda exactly what it is
it's like charging for the times table for every number
@DELORM Lol same
Ever since I started using pro level chords my music career has really taken off
Rotfl
2 weeks ago? It can't be!
Your music was good beforehand! There was no need to become pro-level! Now I'll never hear more sick food-type beats.
Can you sell us your pro level recipes
pro level wangjangler
I always jump a bit in surprise when I see a youtuber I watch in the comment section of another person's video
"listen to your heart rather than what some old jazz man would want to teach you" i bet the old jazz man wouldve taught me to listen to my heart
Exactly what I thought.
Well yeah. Kinda the whole point of jazz.
Beautiful
The old jazz man aka my guitar teacher told me that metal does not pay at gigs but jazz does and I stopped going to his guitar lessons. And it happened two times by a different teacher. So they basically told me to go f*ck myself and listen to jazz instead of the genre I actually like.
Edit: added stuff and had to get this out of my chest
@@_nurmi06 there do be shitty teachers out there sometimes
I dont know how indicative this is of all jazz teachers though
I didn't realise how hurt I was by the whole industry until I listened to B flat 7 and now I just keep crying and I can feel the spiritual growth and listening to B flat 7 on repeat
Only the 2nd invention is pro level.
I prefer the diminished b flat 7
@@DanielSilva-gc4xz lol that is a thing!
But is it a pro level B flat 7???
@@TotalTimoTimeuhm, acktchually, all regular 7 chords have 4 notes in them, making them pro-level
I can't wait until Unison releases their Song Pack. Just drag the song into your DAW and BOOM! Finished song, why think?
Hello brother.
That’s just splice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The new drum monkey plugin is kinda like this
Cymatics did it
has anyone seen the meme with the red button. "make music" O
Within a few months:
“I am now the head of unison audio.”
Hahahahaha
Sounds like a plan: 1) become head of unison audio 2) refund all customers 3) declare bankrupcy
LOLLL
@@DevonDekhran Audacity created an OPT IN analytics feature to help them diagnose issues. None of your data will be collected unless you specifically ask for it to be. It's disabled by default.
Ignorant fools like yourself freak out about it because all you never read the article, only the headlines that you see while circlejerking on reddit
Lol. Would he be able to juggle all of them at once, though?
I actually never spoke until I had enough money to buy myself a dictionary. Now I speak pro-level words. Like the word house, ball, pepper, plant, laugh ... you name it
"I know words. I have the best words."
Cabbage?
But do you speak minor 9th or diminished words?
Pro Level Words, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now I have the best words, lol OMG that's is too funny, lol
Sir, I have copyrighted the word it. Please pay the appropriate royalty before I launch a copyright claim.
Congratulations! You've almost certainly spent more time making this video than Unison spent making their product
Lol.
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I got a Unison ad in the middle of the video and burst out laughing. It was the most ridiculous (definitely not a coincidence) thing I've ever experienced. The sheer irony of Unison promoting themselves as a good company using this video's ads while the company itself is being absolutely roasted to the lower circles of Hell by critics like Tantacruel and the others who actually know what music is.
And its not even a joke
I think I've spent more time WATCHING it.
Customers also bought: "Professional 8-pack of ones and zeros" Every byte you'll ever need in this 256 piece collection!
I have a 16-bit computer. Do you have an advanced pack with 65536 pro-level words?
@@nickwallette6201 Sure, but access to that DLC will be a monthly subscription of just 6.99$* (billed 12 months in advance)
@@nickwallette6201 Available for a limited time only! Brand new pack of over FOUR MILLION 32-bit words! That's right! 32 BITS! Your friends family will be blown away, guaranteed, or a full refund*! ORDER TODAY!
* - refund process takes 12 months minimum and requires proof of purchase, which in some cases may not be provided to you, rendering you SOL.
I actually copyrighted the binary bit 0, so please refrain from using it
@@sbrevoltuion5 Pro tip to avoid copyright claims from Seth: Use the uppercase letter O when programming in binary. It's almost as good.
The man was very sad with the woman when the woman said she did not want to marry the man. He said “this is the kind of thing that makes me cry” and the woman said “I’m sorry for making you cry”. Then the man got sadder and began to walk away down the road that had trees on it. The woman was sad by this and she said the man “please do not walk away. I still love you”. The man was happy that the woman said “I love you” but was sad about the her saying no when he waInted to maUrry her. He decided it wasn’t good and he wanted to keep walking so he did. The woman began to cry about this.
Novel of the fucking century. Blows me away
Epic, shattering, beautiful. Where did you buy your vowels?
Thanks for taking the time ti do that!!!@
You think you're slick. I recognize the "the woman was sad" word progression! You got that from flush valve
I'm legitimately enthralled by this tale and wish it was a full novel for me to enjoy! With the inclusion of PRO VOWELS as well!? What a read!
I like the way the man kicked the ball.
Took me a while to realize that an actual ad for the unison chord pack was playing in the middle of this video. I thought it was a parody 😂
it WAS
Bro holy shit I also got a unison ad I’m laughing my ass off
@@immaderpo5218 Yeah. I immediately got an ad for Unison Drum Monkey when the vid finished.
That's why you use an adblocker
I recently got one just so I could stop seeing uNiSoN mIdI cHoRd PaCk BuY nOw FoR oNlY $100 wOoHoO mOnEy
@@immaderpo5218 same, they must be salty af
I genuinely got an ad for Unison while watching this (immediately after being told to check their ads, no less) and it took me a good 20/30 seconds to realise it was an actual ad, not a gag
Me too
youtube is getting bad - i mean down right di4b0liçał - wait i meant atťr0c10u5, yeah thats the word. atťr0c10u5. why js it redacted?
I always wanted to get started in the corporate music genre, but my chords sounded too interesting. Now, I finally have the chords to skyrocket my soul sucking nothing-music career. Thanks unison!
Innovating. Forward. Forever.
Keywords: Corporate, Uplifting, Contemporary, Electronic, Joyful, Calming
It was truly my middleschool dream to make corporate music before I realized it wasn't real music apparently. Then I realized real musicians make corporate music, not corporate musicians.
Synergy. State-of-the-Art Technology.
@@AGLubang It’s not science fiction, it’s science fact.
I just love how it was an advert for this video haha
Same haha
same lmao
I got a Unison ad too, it's like they are trying to respond to this criticism or get people to change their mind after watching this
At first I thought it was actual video with an excerpt from the ad so my reaction was delayed :D
didnt expect to see you here
“Copyright takedowns create a fun creative restriction” is *the* most comically satisfying statement I have ever heard regarding this whole situation
We remember all too well that shot with the producer going "WHOA... AAAAHH!" at the plucky/bell/pad progression he just dragged and dropped on his DAW, it was everywhere, it was a plague. Your recreation of that made me smile from the bottom of my heart. Thanks
First of all, I like the way the man kicked the ball. Next, I think what you are doing is great. In conclusion, let's go up there!
i see what you did there ,':^)
are those unlicensed word progressions? be careful
"I like the ball in the sink."
damn those are some pro level word progressions
“The plate is orange.” Keeps inspiring…. But i keep seeing it used everywhere.
David Bruce saying "Music theory is just so boring" while dressed like a middle-aged man desperately trying to believe he's still a teenager is the kind of extremely cursed energy I need in my life.
Same, he pulls it off pretty well!
That's David Bro
...and HOW many HEADPHONES did he have on? 🤣
@@lclatt8198 Three. That’s Pro-Level.
But... That's how musicians look.
I love how scathing Tantacrul is, man does not take prisoners.
Tantacrul: No Survivors
You could say, he is Tenta-cruel
@@consider_mo Actually you can't. I checked and yeah, you definitely can't. Sorry.
@@consider_mo I thought Tantacrul was trying to *avoid* DMCA strikes…?
I started making music a couple days ago. I wanted to start doing that for a while but I was intimidated at the ton of things I'd have to learn. I'm a complete begginer, I know very little about soft and hardware, music theory, the only thing I have is my passion and love for music and sound in general. But this video was still really accessible (especially because of the chord/word comparison) and I won't fall into that trap ! Thank you !
@AzureWolf168I’ve been producing and composing for a few years and I’m studying composition in school, and the general consensus even from professors that have doctorates is that what you make will never sound exactly like what’s in your head. You can try and get close, but it’ll always be different somehow. My advice is to embrace it and go where the song takes you, not where you want it to go. Also try learning basic music theory, it’s actually really simple and you can find good videos on UA-cam about it. Hope that helped :)
that's so fucking cool. never lose that passion. make a music every single day. try and make something new or find a new thing to play with and discover something awesome. also metronome do that it's boring but it does more than you realize
I'll be honest my composing has gotten WAY better over time as you start familiarizing yourself with basic theory and how certain chords sound and feel can really streamline your production... but when I listen back to the first things I wrote you can hear I just put everything into it because I didn't know the "rules" so I had none lol I think the best line to ride is learning enough to guide you to how you want to sound but never feel locked into theory or what others tell you is right.
Midi packs aren't a bad tool to use if you're beginner that wants to learn some composition. That said, I probably wouldn't pay much money, if any, for a basic chord pack that just sells me a bunch of rotations of I - V - vi - IV.
How is your musical journey going, two months later?
I hate how people mystify music theory, or act like it's some sort of arbitrary set of laws. It's just a tool to look at music through, literally a form of literacy that learning can help you better conceptualize why the things you hear sound the way they do, and a framework you CAN CHOOSE to use when making music. But I suppose the idea of 'evil cabal of musigicians' is appealing to people who want to rage about not knowing stuff.
Yeah. I've constructed all of my music with the knowledge of literally just the piano roll in LMMS because that's almost the only thing I've ever used.
Learning music theory now I'm realizing it really is just a standard musical language, rather than a musical absolute. Still excited to learn it even if the class is a little boring right now
It is the equivalent of an illiterate person forming a "poet conspiracy", where evil poets and novelists use language to purposefully confuse him.
Nothing wrong in not using basic music theory at all. But I know alil myself after getting really bored and just decided to learn music theory through jazz guitar which was a gener I loved listening to. It's a helpful thing to have because i can make decisions much faster without thinking too much. Then when I got something basic I start to expand from there and usually abandon any really structure or rules. This way it sounds good flows well and it's too basic then it's all gravy
Musicians**
Try writing a book without learning the language in which it is written.
The "pro vowels" bit is a perfect analogy.
Yes, music theory isn't essential to write music.
But without any theory knowledge, you wouldn't know that you're essentially paying to use letters.
You would be surprised by how many great musicians wrote songs that went to the top of the charts without knowing a single line of music theory. Did they use pre-made packs? Nope... They sat down with their instrument or sampler, and tried things until something made "sense" for them musically speaking. They could have learned theory and cut the time needed for exploration, but that would kill their creativity because knowing theory they would never try something they were told "won't work"; and that means no innovation would ever happen.
@@fcf8269 theory > > > > > > > > >
@@fcf8269 disagree with this take.
Knowing theory isn't gonna stop experimentation. If anything, knowing what's "expected" or "common" often leads people to try new things out *because* it's not what's expected.
I really don't see why people are so averse to learning about the things they're into. Learning music theory isn't so much about learning "rules that must be followed", as much as it is learning about how to identify and describe aspects of music in a concrete way.
@@kohai-kun9261 I didn't exclude that theory can lead to breakthrough and innovation; but it is clear that most of the great things happening in music history were not only driven by knowledge, but at times by the lack of knowledge.
When you know "something", you are setting yourself in a box with well defined walls; going outside these walls is something that our brain does implicitly; because we are used to accept some things as being true, and live and operate in the realm of what is true.
If you would know nothing about physics, you could think about creative ways to explain what gravity is, because you can "feel it"; and yet you have no clue of the theory behind it.
For music you can't follow the same process because it is not something you feel and there is room for getting it right in different ways. Music either sound good or not, and that is what theory teach you. Once you are bound to those rules that make music sound good, you follow them and avoid to go out of that path.
Learning is not wrong; nobody is against it; and the only ones against it are lazy people that do not want to put time in it, and just look for a way to get good at something or make money in the easy way.
From my perspective you need a base of theory to do anything, but when you start to fill the voids on your own, you may end up in places that others have been already (so you wasted time, because you could read a book to learn it), but you may also end up in a different place you would probably not end up if you were only following what you know.
@@carbdebunkshate8967 Some musicians write their song before even know what a scale or the circle of 5th is. And when they learn it they improve their work (sometimes it ruin it but that is a different story).
You don't need to be an expert to write music or play an instrument; you need the right skillset, a good dose of patience and inspiration.
Then if the results are a masterpiece or garbage, that is up to debate. I listen to music that sound like garbage of mixed sounds with no interesting qualities, and those are called artists. If I need to study to understand why that noise is considered music, then it is not art anymore.
I get feelings listening to music, looking at a painting or a sculpture; that is what art is all about
The funny thing about this is, that the "reviewers" in the ads all use FL Studio, which features a list of all chords since more than a decade, allowing you to simply insert them into the midi editor xD
🤣🤣 so true. This is such a scam and anyone who falls for it I feel very sorry for them
hey dont step on fl.
@@thekidpiddy6538 he's not. He's saying FL already has all this inbuilt for free
@@thekidpiddy6538 bro i use fl, but this is exactly the kind of comment people expect from fl users
FL gaming
I collaborated with a young producer once who has produced a couple of songs already and I was just starting. The only difference was I have been learning music theory since I was 14. I was blown away to find out how this young producer does not have an ounce of idea on how chord progression came to be in the first place. He was clueless on what a major and a minor progression is about and when I told him, we are gonna use Key of G, I-V-IV modulating up half step for the Outro and will end in G#, he looked at me as if I am speaking an alien language or maybe Klingon.
“Learning is stupid” is the greatest one liner.
😂😂😂😂
10:22
it's a funny video all round but that line in particular had me laughing for ages. I just love his flat delivery of such obstinate, pig-headed laziness, it just perfectly sums up what this company seems to be about.
hit my core
It sounds like a line out of one of those late 90s/early 2000s Chuck E Cheese commercials where it starts out with kids having a miserable time doing homework, and then their cool dad comes in and is like “WE’RE GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE TONIGHT!!” Then it cuts to one of the kids playing Skee ball, and he turns to the camera to deliver the line “Learning is stupid!”
“I liked the way the man kicked the ball” actually kind of slaps ngl.
Football in the Groin won eleven Academy Awards including for Best Original Screenplay.
@@DerekPower those are some PRO LEVEL WORD PROGRESSIONS you've got there
"Let's go up there" was better and you know it.
Tantacrul: “A laughably bad sales pitch.”
Me: “Ironically, this is a very effective sales pitch.”
His cadence reminds me of Donald Trump
@@craigstephenson7676 They are the best chords. They're tremendous. The most pro level chords since, well I'd say forever. Crooked Tantacrul is a sick man. MAKE ARPEGGIO GREAT AGAIN!
How can you make money with such a stupid idea? “And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?”
im a digital artist and i recently started teaching myself some basic music stuff and the way it seems to me is that music theory and chords are a bit like color theory and color schemes. its important to know the theory, but that theoretical knowledge can be figured out by trial and error as much as it can be traditionally learned. what sounds good/ what colors look good is something that you can learn properly and more efficiently, but you can also just guess by basically vibes which colors/notes might work well together and then learn from what actually sounds/looks good.
You just described basically all knowledge.
I find it fascinating how visual art can be compared to music. The colors are literally harmony and contour is literally melody.
The word color is frequently used in music.
I do some digital art as well and your comparison has some validity.
That said, one of the most import aspects of music theory is that it is the language most musicians use to communicate with one another. You can get by without it but it’s an almost essential tool in a lot of instances.
The part in the parody where people react to the chord progressions they just dragged in is so good, they really nailed how cringey the real ads are. I used to get the ads all the time, and they disgusted me so much they literally had me ranting. I'm glad someone made this video, this is stuff that needed to be said.
first we should be sure none of us follow these youtubers any more. they are part of the scam...
So true! I was delighted at their parody.
I still get the effin Unison MIDI Chord Pack ad before every other UA-cam video and I always feel soooo offended! It makes me really angry...
@@rupertschnitzler * sees a unison chord ad *
*furiously picks a chord i know couldn't possibly be in their packs, and constructs it in my head *
Repeat and need the app less each time you see the ad lol
I turned off my adblock yesterday and I had an ad played that slammed the importance of intervals in ear training. Then they had random people say how intervals totally ruined their learning experience. They instead offered their method which ofc was "scientifically proven" to be the best method for ear training. And ofc nowhere in the ad did they say what their method actually was.
Do people still fall for this stupid advertising?
@@revonfyll My method: play an instrument largely self-taught learning by ear for over a decade. Clearly there is no more efficient method than this and I won't be accepting critique at this time
The "knife" section is an absolute win. Tantacrul you make the best videos, crazy good stuff
Did you notice the flash of the cursed video?
Use PrO vOwElS aNd PrO cHoRdS aNd Ye Be FaMoUs ToMoRo
Kinda triggering tho :P
@@ysqys2176 Yeah, doesn't even need the ":P", it was quite jarring to me too. Something where you're literally stabbing yourself, even a comedic context, should probably have at least a moment's notice.
@@pokemonprimed Yes, I definitely understand if the section in question actually triggered someone. I think I, too, feel a bit violated because it was so abrupt and I thought I was watching a music-related video, not a low-budget horror/comedy film.
PRO VOWELS I'M DEAD
This is honestly one of the most well-crafted videos on UA-cam. It's funny, witty, charming, and exposes a pretty shitty company on top of it all. Good video. Keep this shit up man.
"Buying a dictionary grants you the right to use words." Legendary. I'm so glad you were able to talk to the creator of the open source pack, it really shed a lot of light on how ridiculous charging $70 for chords is.
Yeah when I heard the price I lol'd because it made me think about AAA video games which cost less than that typically ($60 or so). While those are also somewhat debatable in quality and how they are priced at times, the better examples still represent many man-years of work by teams of dozens or hundreds of people. The chord packs aren't even close to deserving a pricetag like that.
That made me think of a bit from 3rd Rock From the Sun. "You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word of your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read... the dictionary?!"
thank you for making this video MaK from FlushValve
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@Harvest Commands I louve prou voawels
Groovy??
Funny how the repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it and now it sounds like an awesome band name. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it.
where have i heard this before?
where have i
He has 12k listeners per month!!!!
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Holy crap, i actually got an ad for the Unison MIDI chord pack just after you suggested to watch a few seconds of it.
Took me a second to realize it was an actual ad being played, rather than part of the video.^^
I’m a beginner with a daw and midi keyboard who scours UA-cam for learning material on everything from music theory to synth tutorials and have seen ads for those chord packs more times than I can count. Always struck me as fishy. Thanks for taking the time to call this out. Hope more beginners like me see this.
it's like selling japanese people who're just learning english "word packs". it looks stupid to anyone with even an rudimentary understanding of english, but to a beginner, even though it looks fishy to them too, it still can fool even smarter people
I got the free pack.
Bunch of the same chord sequences in different keys, as if we can't simply change the key/move the notes whenever we want
@@darrengordon-hill his genius is unparalleled
You don't need to be amazing at music theory to be good add producing music at all. I still have a lot to learn but with a few years of experience I feel like I do have a couple things to say; First, giving people midi files for something you could teach someone in about ten minutes for $67 is absolutely bonkers. Second, just being creative and working with what you've got can take you a long way. Just keep your head down and keep making music. You'll go far someday!
I genuinely can't get enough of your format of "thoughtful music software reviews" combined with "periodic descents into madness." Keep it up.
Fun fact, there's a free VST plugin called Layers Orchestral Tools that's basically a MIDI chord pack but in a nice interface and with its own sounds, like woodwinds or brass.
Also you ca find like way better midi packs for free lmao
i heard that one of the free MIDI chord packs has been stolen for the Unison MIDI chord pack. :|
@@alexthejapanfan7905 Literally the only original content is the chord progressions, they stole those too??
Thank you for doing this! I’m so annoyed at these ads. It’s borderline scam business.
There is another one called Niko’s chord pack that’s making just as ridiculous claims. That you don’t need to invest in studio equipment or spend HOURS creating the perfect chord if you buy his chord pack.
And judging for the comments it’s not only young and inexperienced people that fall for it, but even people in their 60’s.
the fake ad is hilarious and deeply disturbing for how real it is. you nailed the way in which they'd say "pro level chords" with such deceptive authority.
+1. It gave me some kind of ptsd. I've seen those crappy ads too many times...
Same, I had the primal urge to skip ahead to the actual video.
I had a mid-video ad for unison right before this section. It's uncanny!
I got a Unison ad after the video. I hadn't seen one before. I needed to triple check my UA-cam to make sure it wasn't a sketch.
I love how a company shilling 'harmony' has a name which literally means no harmony. I wish there were more YT channels calling out these charletans, because there are plenty of them. Thanks for all you do!
Actually, this is incredibly useful for anyone who is incapable of counting. As someone who is incapable of counting past 2, it's great that I don't have to move 4 half steps and then 3 half steps from the root of the chord to make a regular major fifth chord. Truly revolutionizing
Yeah count es hard
What does 4 mean
@@redpepper74 4 half steps followed by 3 half steps is how you make a major chord from any note. Like with C 4 half steps up would be E and then 3 more would be G, making a major chord
@@fetch7312 Dude I just learned what K means don’t expect me to know that
@@redpepper74 good to see you learning how to spell "know" right after you learned about K! Keep it up homie
Thanks Man. Im learning Guitar and im old and a beginner. Your video has so helped my anxiety and confusion about not just learning to play but also my aspirations to record my own music. Thanks again for speaking out. priceless. And , I like your humour too.
Every producer shilling for Unison be like: "Yo, these progressions are sick!" *I - V - vi - IV* *Stank face* "This slaps!"
Could you translate that in to English please?
II - v - I (I'm sOrry my dOg AtE my bAsIc vOwEls)
What is really funny seeing this is I got a Unison ad with random producers doing the exact same thing
@@peterkelly8357 Search for something like "roman numeral analysis music". Those indicate "position" of chords in a scale with respect to the root (the C in C major scale), independent of key. Those also indicate some more info like lowercase -> minor chord, etc. At least that's how I understand it... me no expert.
@@peterkelly8357 it's basically a very basic, generic chord progression with no spice
Finally, I can own all the chords
Other that the ones where the root is above the fifth or other aWFuL NoT pRO things like it.
Adam Neely: "You can't OWN chords!"
And progressions. So whenever someone uses the same chord progression as you, you can sue them for copyright infringement. After all, you paid good money for that chord progression!
@@InventorZahran Sieze the chords of music production!!!
@Audio Freak I'll hire Adam Neely as my defense lawyer.
Maybe the real pro level chords are the friends we made along the way.
Maybe the real pro level chords are the friends we made along the way.
But nah I'm pretty sure it's more of the way the man kicked the ball
I hope not
lmfao
Never heard of unison before. Then the yt algorithm plays me a unison ad right here at the end of thie video.. love it
Watching these literal professional musicians play along with your gag was by far my favorite part of this video.
I can’t imagine Ben Levin saying anything like that. It’s comedy gold.
david bruce saying "music theory is boring" lmao
"LEARNING IS STUPID"
I'm actually disappointed at myself for not noticing it was part of the sketch for the multiple times I've watched this video. One of them is using 3 headphones. How did I not see it
@@stevie8271like literally the opposite of his hole channel
This is probably one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. The “vowel pack” bit kills me
The generic story that he crafted with the vowel pack is on the short list for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
"Bflat7" on the top of the charts killed me
Literally the point where you said "If you haven't seen an ad from them go watch it it is in the description" (and I was about to do that because I have never seen one before) UA-cam played an ad and it was an ad from Unison audio. That actually kept me laughing for quite a while
HAHAA SAME
I got an ad for some other chord pack. I was so confused.
same lol
Same happened to me
the exact same thing happened for me
The amount of advertisements I got from these guys are crazy. Every single video I am watching whether it be related to music or not, gives me a Unison MIDI Chord ad with a grown man giving the most exaggerated reactions to a C Major or some shit.
I recommend Scaler 2.
I gotta say as someone who’s felt down lately about my progression as a musician due to lack of time I can dedicate to learning and lack of funds, seeing you mention that you didn’t dive into stuff for 10 years as a musician rly inspired me to be less critical on myself for the time it’s taking me.
OMG chords!!! Let's add those to my orchestral pieces immediately! C major??? Wow, it'll sound 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰!
Ironically, an orchestral piece without chords would be played entirely in *unison* or octaves.
@@InventorZahran percussive sounds only or silence is another option :D They should start making "pro silence" packs for _real_ producers!
@@AntonNidhoggr All the pros use Pro-Level Silence when they play 4:33!
They’re taking Adam Neely’s “you can’t copyright chords” to a whole new level
"You can't copyright chords"
Unison: "Oh yeah? Watch us."
Adam neely frames his analyses in terms of western music theory. He privilages western theory as superior and dismisses eastern music theory as inferior and unworthy of his time to study and learn for use of musical analysis.
According to Adam Neely that makes adam neely a racist white supremacist nazi. Fuck adam neely
OK, so you cant copyright chords. How about the notes in them? Or A=440 pitch?
They can charge for them, but the actual content of the MIDI files is not copyrightable.
Im here to announce that I will now allow everybody to use the 12tet tuning system royalty free! And because I am feeling generous, I will also make A=440Hz public domain!
I got a chord pack ad before this and it's insane just how well you *nailed* the tone for MaK
as someone who's saving money to buy my first MIDI keyboard, hearing people describe "playing music with your actual hands" as "mindnumbing plinky-plonky business" makes me wanna scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon
Bruh the visuals are too strong with your comment
wilson in utopia be like
Honestly, I thought at first that the part where the lady threw her midi keyboard into the trash bin to be an attempt at satire.
@@Max_Mustermann it technically was, as this video uses 0 footage from Unison Audio so they don't do bullshit DMCA takedowns.
@@Max_Mustermann wait, it's not?
As someone who only sometimes dabbles in music, the stuff in Tantacrul's videos rarely directly pertains to me. But there's just something so satisfying in watching someone who actually seems to know what they're talking about go off and destroy bullshit from people who are either ignorant, dishonest, or both.
I'm so happy that FL Studio has released a chord progression tool. I guess a lot of more experienced people only need it for inspiration, but it does fight a little against these chord pack scams.
And a little tip for new producers/composers: just "steal" chord progressions you like from well-known songs if you want, they are also "pro level" and not copyrighted!
Ive been so pissed off seeing ads for these chord packs lately....its such a relief seeing all these great musicians taking the piss out of that garbage. Thanks dude.
Been thinking exactly the same. For more experienced musicians the stupidity of the product may be obvious, but I find it really sad to sell this stuff to someone who is inexperienced and might be overwhelmed by "music theory" at first.
I know. I hate the ads too and they irk me as someone who's gone through classes and decided to do the work myself.
Agree
In the exact moment you mentioned the adverts, UA-cam kindly played one for me. I was so amused by the coincidence, and the fact that Unison just gave you some money though Adsense
I cringe every time I see that commercial. When I saw your thumbnail, I thought to myself "do I really want to spend 20 minutes listening to someone crap on Unison Midi Pack?" and I decided the answer was YES. And boy was it one of the best decisions of my life! I seriously can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I was literally SOL (screaming out loud!!). That parody commercial was so well done it was absolutely brilliant!!! BRAVO!!! And thank you UA-cam algorithm for helping brighten up my morning!
I've just literally gotten a Unison ad at the exact point you talked about their ads. Amazing.
It’s like everyone who makes good videos is releasing them this week, Captain Disilusion uploads and now Tantacrul? That’s pretty cool.
this guy knows what's up
Tom Scott's new channel has a video coming out soon too!
And Patrick (H) Willems!
captain disillusion's a loser
Captain Disillusion uploaded too? Great :D
I feel like people are going to think Ben is actually in favor of unison because he’s such a beautifully sincere person.
That was Flushvalve he was endorsing though.
I got a “play music effortlessly” ad just after this video ended, and it really felt like looking into a toilet’s u-bend.
As a beginner/hobbyist in music composition and theory, I love these videos! Also, I was in the middle of eating when you mentioned the "pro vowels" part at 11:57. I almost choked because of how funny it was! Wonderful video!
At least you didn’t spit your coffee out laughing, that’s the other one everyone says they do
@@TayWoode I'm not as predictable as others, it would seem
I love how UA-cam decided to put "drag and drop MIDI" as the ad for this video.... Great work there algorithm I bet that works out well for that company
UA-cam always does this. Watch videos talking about how scams are scams? Get a million ads for scams!
Me too. 😆🤣xD
Sounds like the YT algorithm just matches keywords without understanding context.
I thought he was streaming it as an example at first 😂😂
This. I also get religious ads on videos about how religion is a load of BS.
@@o242oTanKo242o Genetically Modified Skeptic has a whole video on that: ua-cam.com/video/lPV_Z2qbAGI/v-deo.html
wow! now that I know that all 7th chords are "pro-level" I'll never have to use "apprentice" chords every again! Thanks, flush valve!
7ths are pro… but 9ths, those are for masters. Have you ever used a 9th chord? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
(obvious sarcasm)
@@finngeometry7570 Yeah, well, if you wanna be God Mode (Like me DUH!) you gotta have INFINITY chord! Press all keys, all the time!
I watched a few seconds of their first ad you linked and immediately thought, "It looks like a compsci 101 student could basically generate this entire "product" with a Python script as a homework assignment." And, what do you know...that was basically correct.
After having been in a band for more than a decade too, I spent my lockdown learning a lot about music theory. Similar to you, I realised I actually knew a lot. I also realised something else : It's actually not as complicated as most people make it out to be.
Same here, I noticed it can be quite mathematical in a bizarre way. Some people are just lazy and want a press a button and have some kind of EDM hit coz they can do a bit of producing
I really like how even tho it’s just files, they don’t list Linux as a supported OS lol.
I think that makes sense in this case. I mean, for using a linux based desktop OS, you need a tiny bit of commitment, interest and intelligence. I mean yes, there are distros that are easy to install and use for everyone, but you have to be the kind of person who tries it. And if you are, it's very unlikely that you are buyin PRO LEVEL CHORDS, especially without looking for FOSS alternatives first ;-)
because most people who use linux are smart enough not to dig that crap.
These hipsters probably have never even heard that they think it's just "Mac and PC" lol
I have a Seagate hard drive, they don't list Linux either
I was very close to writing a bit about that... but couldn't find the right way to make fun of it :)
A 2021 insult for another musician: "You sound like you need a MIDI chord pack".
“You sound like you haven’t had your two clicks yet”
Im gonna use this one. Pro level insult.
I've said this elsewhere before but even if you don't know SHIT about music theory or chord shapes or anything you will get infinitely more value out of and learn more from just experimenting and plinking random notes around on a DAW piano roll than just buying some other person's midi chord progressions and the outcome will be so much more unique.
Step 1: approach keyboard
Step 2: press any white key
Step 3: skip one white key and press the next one
Step 4: repeat
@@micslenses4849 Advanced experimenting: use only the black keys
@@derkeksinator17 those are ninja level chords and cost an additional $69
Bro, the moment you said "Watch one of their ads, and come back to me" I'm hit with a Unison Chord ad 😂
I've been getting their ads so much...and while I had no idea they were so evil and that the product sold is so overpriced, I did have a feeling that their anti-education, anti-learning, anti-self-improvement narrative is harmful and predatory towards beginners who are overwhelmed. Thank you for your detailed insight and humour about this
I'm a lover of MIDI tools and music technology, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine somebody trying to sell MIDI files of...individual chords and scales. For money. Wtf. That is taking scam to the next level.
Like, this isn't even a case of, like, arguing about proprietary vs. open source, Photoshop vs. GIMP, etc.
It's super painfully obvious that there is no advantage to buying this product over just a simple Google.
Was trying to remember the name of this company the other day and all I could think was "Flushvalve"… great video!
The irony of clicking on this video and first having to watch an ad for unison midi chord pack just makes it all the more fun to watch
I just checked their website and it’s laughable : a giant red banner claiming that a sale is “ending TODAY!”, incessant popups telling me that “$name from $city just bought a pack”.
As we say in the industry, it’s shady as fuck.
i pirated it already and it was pretty bad
@@meetingoftheminds5926 I saw this comment somewhere else:
"Even when I pirated it, I still want my money back"
I was totally blown away by the sad and touching story you were able to compose thanks to the pro-vowels package! Amazing! Keep it up!
thats why I only downloaded Unison's free packs instead of the paid ones, coz out of their 50 free packs, if I could find one or two solid usable sounds or samples, its a win in my books. i didnt pay for the packs, so they didnt get any money, i didnt lose any money, and i got myself a couple nice sounds.
that being said, i only use Unison's packs for when i need drum samples or loops specifically for hiphop (i usually produce electronic dance music so this is a rare occasion) and i compose my own stuff 99% of the time so i've barely even looked at the progressions they provide you with. so whether downloading their free packs and taking up all that hard drive space just for a couple of usable sounds is a good idea or not is completely subjective hahah
It's like preparing a meal by combining a package of premade ravioli with a jar of sauce and thinking you've discovered a secret shortcut to becoming a professional chef.
Sadly, it's even worse than that.
13:08 the way you went from the funny advert mode to explaining as if none of that just happened. Man I love everything about this video so far.
this is like advertising lineart coloring books to artists
It’s like advertising a “Color Pack”, a notepad file with the hex values of 12 colors for $67
@Adrian
No don't give them ideas!
lineart coloring books are actually useful to people with zero knowledge or skill in art, helping them practice basic color theory and fine motor skills.
@@adrianfernandez7930 lmaoo yes
havent people actually done that tho? Like, selling ''color palette'' adoptables? xD
You crack me up, man. The fake Flush Valve commercial was a trip.
9:48 "So despite the fact that I've just admitted to not knowing anything, I'VE NOW GOT THE SOLUTION TO NOT KNOWING ANYTHING"
Amazing meme-worthy vibe here. The whole video is a hoot, but this part is going to stick with me lmao
You mentioned faulty equipment, but didn’t go into any detail! As a guitarist and vocalist, faulty gear is the bane of my existence. Whether it’s tuning heads that don’t stay in tune for more than one song, broken pickup switches, amps that sound fine until you put any distortion onto them at all (at which time they sound like the skin on day old gravy being wrapped over your ears), bad gear can make a potentially amazing show into a literal shitshow. And that’s before you even consider that you’ve got 2 or 3 other people with these same potential issues, and all the other problems a live show can encounter!!
And all for £50 (split between the whole band) if you’re lucky, because low end venues can be horridly cruel to new or newish bands. It makes music into a chore, and I’m sure stuff like this and what you’ve mentioned in this video have combined to make countless musicians give up.
Thanks for making this video, because I think this is a really important part of the music industry that people take for granted.
"Hey man how much did we make off this show?
About 25 bucks split by four, so that's like... $9.50 each.
It's good to see this rap shit's finally starting to pay off."
I've been feeling this way for a long time about them and you took so many of my thoughts and feelings and turned it into an absolute banger of a video.
Thank you my friend, thank you.
same
Simply Superb video. Really makes me think of the ways I used to think. Over the past decade though I have slowly learned that I have to buckle down and learn everything I can about music if I want to be the best I can be at song-writing, arranging, and performing. However, I still find my self from time to time thinking about short-cut methods sold by smooth salesmen. Fortunatly they usually sound phishy or have obtrusive ads to try and get you to by immediately that I research them and don't purchase their product. Anyway, Tantacrul really laid it down well, and has helped me snap out of even those momentary future snares. Why do they always use Facebook to attempt to snare you. Thanks Tantacrul!
Unison be like: "Why learn which chords fit together well, when you can just throw random chords against a wall and see what sticks? You don't need music theory. Trial and error will do."
I mean, I’m sure that’s the approach thousands of producers use 😂You pick up useful combinations over time (stumbling across functional harmony eventually) but covering Harmony by theory is definitely more effective than reinventing the wheel, and gives you more intention with harmonising
@@quinn9598 ultimately i think its a time efficiency thing, a bedroom producer who hasnt taken academic/career study in music kinda has limited time in their life. They can devote it to either learning music theory or learning all the other skills of their craft. Just learn some rudimentary music theory, overtime you will get a functional/practical palette of chord progressions and voicings, and ofc youll pick them up from music you love. As someone who knows the most rudimentary of music theory, i still implore other bedroom producers yo really learn the basics!
@@fruitylerlups530 yeah i agree. You don't need to get into modes and complex rhythmic structures and special violin keys, but you should at least know your basic scales and chords
You don't even need this to do that
They sell chord progressions as well as single chords so you could also just use their progressions which have chords that fit together.
Honestly, there is a VST plugin that does exactly this, but it's better, intuitive, much more creative, and cheaper. Its Xfer's Cthulhu. Each key is assigned a chord, and you can link the VST to other VST synths. It also has a handy arp feature.
Captan Chords also. I’ve had that for a few years and it’s great…but costs more than Cthulhu which I also have….somewhere.
Ableton also has the Midi effects that can do a similar thing
Xfer plugins are amazing and always trusted
Scaler 2 is much better imo
I promise you all, really learn music theory and some piano for a couple years and you'll be very well off.
I've used Cthulhu, Captain chords, Scaler 2. Nothing can replace understanding voicings, voice leading, extensions, tensions, dominants, borrowing chords, and being able to improvise etc.
These ads have been the bane of my existence as a beginner, and this video has brought me more joy than you might imagine 😆
Got an ad FOR a midi chord pack before this video!
Got it again at the end. The Unison logo hanging proudly above your video title. Hopefully they won't sue you for that!