feminists when they get drafted for ww3

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  • @distantsea
    @distantsea Рік тому +112448

    That "fuck" was so realistic

    • @oxiclean3749
      @oxiclean3749 Рік тому +949

      I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf Рік тому +3

      Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..."
      Just a quick "fuck."

    • @kettumace3384
      @kettumace3384 Рік тому +1145

      The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it

    • @thefirephoenix872
      @thefirephoenix872 Рік тому +54

      E

    • @RandomYoutubeNPC
      @RandomYoutubeNPC Рік тому +26

      @aaa bro? 💀

  • @DroppedMyMarbles
    @DroppedMyMarbles Рік тому +8275

    "Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Рік тому +11356

    Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.

  • @Dobbs03
    @Dobbs03 11 місяців тому +3312

    Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter

  • @iamcIancy
    @iamcIancy Рік тому +35810

    "prove it"
    **leans in for a kiss**

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +242

      @@anjankanwar69 nutty

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet Рік тому +75

      Relatable

    • @snule349
      @snule349 Рік тому +271

      ​@@anjankanwar69 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +80

      @@snule349 good, lemme recruit

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Рік тому +137

      @@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 Рік тому +11606

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    "Prove it."
    "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 Рік тому +237

      "Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"

    • @cjmodmanboom8518
      @cjmodmanboom8518 Рік тому +158

      “Sir those are children!”

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture Рік тому +20

      I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 Рік тому +10

      ​@username172😁

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 Рік тому +6

      @username172 It ain't. *vine boom*

  • @TylerTheTyler
    @TylerTheTyler 11 місяців тому +714

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes”
    “Bro isn’t that your wife?”

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 10 місяців тому +17

      It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.

    • @kylemcdade843
      @kylemcdade843 6 місяців тому +3

      'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 6 місяців тому +1

      Then they are bi?

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 6 місяців тому +2

      "She's my beard, yes. Why?"

    • @Hasd31
      @Hasd31 5 місяців тому

      *whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"

  • @bahamut8995
    @bahamut8995 Рік тому +11648

    Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 Рік тому +36

      What do u mean

    • @veironhedlund8061
      @veironhedlund8061 Рік тому +560

      ​@@phito7051 seamen

    • @ItsJustTeddington
      @ItsJustTeddington Рік тому +381

      @@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.

    • @bear3616
      @bear3616 Рік тому +9

      Fr

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 Рік тому +51

      @@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?

  • @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
    @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030 Рік тому +4438

    “Yes”
    “…Prove it”
    Bro 💀

  • @rinconusmc
    @rinconusmc Рік тому +32118

    "We don't allow gay people in the military"
    Navy has entered the chat.

    • @sepheroth3373
      @sepheroth3373 Рік тому

      You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.

    • @damnfez
      @damnfez Рік тому +483

      USMC - Department of the Navy

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Рік тому +1

      Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job

    • @jeez8939
      @jeez8939 Рік тому +1966

      Ah yes the seamen

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Рік тому +111

      @Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented

  • @RoryMadigan
    @RoryMadigan Рік тому +10529

    “I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +23

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Im_Arceus
      @Im_Arceus Рік тому +42

      Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support

    • @8Maduce50
      @8Maduce50 Рік тому +150

      ​@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.

    • @renaldoawes2210
      @renaldoawes2210 Рік тому +86

      @@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?

    • @NOIR947
      @NOIR947 Рік тому +15

      @@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CanadianPatriot224
    @CanadianPatriot224 Рік тому +722

    "Is your husband around?"
    "Yes"
    Husband: "What's up?"
    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂

    • @luckyspec2274
      @luckyspec2274 10 місяців тому

      I didn't even think of that lmao

    • @ApolloTSG
      @ApolloTSG 9 місяців тому

      It’s not…

    • @OnGuardYT
      @OnGuardYT 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂

  • @carpetjuise
    @carpetjuise Рік тому +19045

    “Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo

    • @sanchezzz69420
      @sanchezzz69420 Рік тому +26

      😂😂😂

    • @Magi_K_A
      @Magi_K_A Рік тому +105

      When facts are demonic😆

    • @lyo6200
      @lyo6200 Рік тому +29

      Amy Schumer

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Рік тому +5

      😊yes😊

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket Рік тому

      it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it.
      men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Рік тому +19689

    *vigorously makes out with the recruiter*

    • @gavinhengels867
      @gavinhengels867 Рік тому +108

      @Computment I mean I do it

    • @mincat1412
      @mincat1412 Рік тому +96

      @@gavinhengels867 i do it every day

    • @lyeondoe4990
      @lyeondoe4990 Рік тому +23

      Definitely did

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Рік тому +41

      ​@@mincat1412 I do it every hour

    • @kenshinyang7375
      @kenshinyang7375 Рік тому

      ​@Computment The military has a known fact all across that are known as Bunnys or Grindr. Reddit literally has stories about military guys fucking other guys.

  • @Acoustic_Screecher
    @Acoustic_Screecher Рік тому +4447

    Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one

    • @natashaervin2533
      @natashaervin2533 Рік тому +29

      Hear me out

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 Рік тому

      Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin Рік тому +41

      You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher Рік тому +13

      @@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin Рік тому +8

      @@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them

  • @Thatguy-mu5mn
    @Thatguy-mu5mn Рік тому +356

    Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.

    • @jahoytodiesforahoy4615
      @jahoytodiesforahoy4615 Рік тому +12

      Yeah no hesitation 😅

    • @300zxsailor
      @300zxsailor Рік тому +52

      I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.

    • @BerryBoyXD
      @BerryBoyXD Рік тому +20

      @@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication

    • @nescafeblend43
      @nescafeblend43 11 місяців тому +1

      made ur comment 69 ur welcome

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.

  • @SlapClapMaster
    @SlapClapMaster Рік тому +3282

    I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good

  • @dvasavertik7629
    @dvasavertik7629 Рік тому +7649

    Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted!
    Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 Рік тому +6029

    The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭

    • @TheDuelingRaven
      @TheDuelingRaven Рік тому +15

      327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.

    • @justsomedude4469
      @justsomedude4469 Рік тому +75

      He definitely proved it.

    • @TheREALLofiat
      @TheREALLofiat Рік тому +9

      ​@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.

    • @cryptgc1554
      @cryptgc1554 Рік тому +6

      🤭 is how he looked when he was done

    • @miner556
      @miner556 Рік тому +18

      He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost Рік тому +40

    The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂

  • @wholeftthestoveon
    @wholeftthestoveon Рік тому +8284

    "Are you gay"
    "No"
    "Prove it" 💀

    • @pul53gh
      @pul53gh Рік тому +192

      don't threaten me with a good time /s

    • @-Content
      @-Content Рік тому +64

      He said yes.

    • @TheCrankSpiderNinja
      @TheCrankSpiderNinja Рік тому +28

      @@-Content that's the point

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX Рік тому +15

      @@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨

    • @Joe-do2hr
      @Joe-do2hr Рік тому

      Starts doing his wife

  • @milesfreilich968
    @milesfreilich968 Рік тому +4166

    "I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."

    • @iLikeWafflesfr
      @iLikeWafflesfr Рік тому +41

      you're my type

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull Рік тому +66

      when u gay and not your own type

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Рік тому +26

      *Gets drafted and now is in front lines*
      “Great work soldier” 😂

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +3

      Prove it

    • @rimanpele
      @rimanpele Рік тому +3

      "then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)

  • @sweet.commentary
    @sweet.commentary Рік тому +6416

    "Prove it."
    **Begins to kiss his wife**
    "What are you doing?"
    "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"

  • @Minecraft_historic
    @Minecraft_historic Рік тому +65

    That last "prove it" though 😂

  • @amgadpro
    @amgadpro Рік тому +709

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it" 💀

    • @AlmightyChastor
      @AlmightyChastor Рік тому +9

      Yes those are infact words that he said, good job dude

    • @livingtoaster
      @livingtoaster Рік тому +1

      @@AlmightyChastor well sorry he was saying the one line he liked from the short.

    • @MagusArtStudios
      @MagusArtStudios Рік тому +2

      @@AlmightyChastor yeah grow up he's obviously accentuating the punch line of the video highlighting how funny it is. Stop being so dense and gaslighting people on the internet.

    • @aerousops1806
      @aerousops1806 Рік тому +3

      @@MagusArtStudios Do you even know what gaslighting is? Yall just like throwing random terms you just heard on the internet around without knowing their actual purpose or meaning

    • @Alonsos305
      @Alonsos305 Рік тому

      “Well if you insist!” *zip*

  • @deityjc
    @deityjc Рік тому +3547

    Me: "Yes."
    Soldier: "Prove it."
    Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 Рік тому

      They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 Рік тому +59

      FR lmao same

    • @coolmanpantsman
      @coolmanpantsman Рік тому +29

      LMAO

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en Рік тому +39

      Givers aren't gay. Takers are

    • @xamos9034
      @xamos9034 Рік тому +8

      😂

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 Рік тому +595

    *_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*

  • @ashtheviking5007
    @ashtheviking5007 9 місяців тому +71

    So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...

    • @Old_Duo
      @Old_Duo 4 місяці тому +1

      Something absolutely massive . . .

    • @gaberielgartic
      @gaberielgartic 4 місяці тому

      @@Old_Duo press x to doubt

    • @devonpearson4315
      @devonpearson4315 3 місяці тому +1

      Another man. And several other proto-people.

    • @deadlooks1880
      @deadlooks1880 2 місяці тому

      Giant Rods

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Рік тому +3119

    “Women aren’t funny”
    “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”

  • @LOLtz1
    @LOLtz1 Рік тому +5448

    These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday.
    Edit:
    Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.

    • @dvns1987
      @dvns1987 Рік тому +11

      Realistic* is what you meant yo say

    • @beyond-the-soul8651
      @beyond-the-soul8651 Рік тому +21

      I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same

    • @nutty8871
      @nutty8871 Рік тому +7

      "These requirements are getting worse all the time!"

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @takecare2521
      @takecare2521 Рік тому +3

      @@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted

  • @SamDaGOAT09
    @SamDaGOAT09 Рік тому +1070

    “If your gay the military won’t draft you”
    Navy: heyyyy boyyyys

    • @DRez-Productions
      @DRez-Productions Рік тому +69

      Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?

    • @SamDaGOAT09
      @SamDaGOAT09 Рік тому +2

      @@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking

    • @equally.marketable
      @equally.marketable Рік тому +17

      @@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you

    • @Google123Chrome
      @Google123Chrome Рік тому +7

      ​@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?

    • @JB-js8uv
      @JB-js8uv Рік тому +2

      Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock

  • @alidemirbas3722
    @alidemirbas3722 9 місяців тому +9

    “Prove It”
    “Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf Рік тому +536

    “Prove i-“
    “Say less”
    *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 Рік тому +14

      And they had a duel of their lifetime.

    • @Caroline_9877
      @Caroline_9877 Рік тому +8

      ​@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"

    • @edgingjogo
      @edgingjogo Рік тому +2

      She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂

    • @oke869
      @oke869 Рік тому +1

      Ohhl3 heall nah

  • @hyperion_editsfr
    @hyperion_editsfr Рік тому +233

    *starts making out with the recruiter*
    "The fuck are you doing?"
    "YOU SAID TO PROVE IT"
    "who said i was a male."

    • @PSNPerfectNinja
      @PSNPerfectNinja Рік тому +1

      Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI Рік тому +825

    Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life
    Men: "Fuck."

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 Рік тому +24

      Feminists: “We want gender equality!”
      Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform”
      Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”

    • @reanschwarzer2187
      @reanschwarzer2187 Рік тому

      Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period

    • @userhd3qrrkilj7779
      @userhd3qrrkilj7779 Рік тому

      You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines

  • @crittomato7043
    @crittomato7043 Рік тому +48

    "Are you gay"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    *Gladly*

  • @brockradford7144
    @brockradford7144 Рік тому +11287

    Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.

    • @anonymousanomaly3136
      @anonymousanomaly3136 Рік тому +343

      Yessir

    • @stuartcampbell5765
      @stuartcampbell5765 Рік тому +932

      Equal rights equal fights

    • @theman3190
      @theman3190 Рік тому +273

      Naw it’s man job not a womens
      Edit:man the comments hate me now

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 Рік тому +756

      I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.

    • @Blockates
      @Blockates Рік тому +497

      ​@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium Рік тому +1276

    Women should get drafted so long as men do.
    If you want equality you should get it.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection Рік тому +113

      They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium Рік тому +103

      @@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required.
      The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 Рік тому +39

      NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen.
      The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military.
      Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft.
      I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons:
      1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept.
      People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%).
      Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits.
      2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion.
      In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted.
      There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination.
      The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium Рік тому +4

      @@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 Рік тому +11

      @@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.

  • @Lowy7
    @Lowy7 Рік тому +552

    *guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up
    “Im disabled”
    “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”

    • @sonic1019
      @sonic1019 Рік тому

      Easy fix jump out the wheelchair

    • @-Me_
      @-Me_ Рік тому +18

      Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 Рік тому +18

      I can't stand these types of jokes.
      And neither can he

    • @twistedvtuber9894
      @twistedvtuber9894 Рік тому +8

      "I'm your dirty little vegetable"

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 Рік тому +2

      "Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *

  • @Neko_jita
    @Neko_jita Рік тому +11

    Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000

  • @aegir5198
    @aegir5198 Рік тому +634

    as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Рік тому +6

      And she does.

    • @roboteen
      @roboteen Рік тому +50

      ​@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Рік тому +15

      @@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.

    • @mrsunderstood8141
      @mrsunderstood8141 Рік тому +4

      My dad says that's what he had kids for

    • @immortalexistence
      @immortalexistence Рік тому +2

      ​@@annalisasteinnes
      I think he is talking about war trenches

  • @RichADio
    @RichADio Рік тому +129

    He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +9

      Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy

    • @goldyguns9545
      @goldyguns9545 Рік тому +7

      You win the internet today

    • @MatthiasRegisRict
      @MatthiasRegisRict Рік тому

      Actually tho

    • @brip799
      @brip799 Рік тому

      I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Рік тому +401

    “Prove it”
    Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅

    • @lordpeonix
      @lordpeonix Рік тому +23

      Dog you might need to go outside

    • @mfdoomx1
      @mfdoomx1 Рік тому

      @@lordpeonixye

    • @cicadetta
      @cicadetta Рік тому

      mm yes totally how gay people speak

    • @UraniumWolfy
      @UraniumWolfy Рік тому +20

      He's definitely getting put in the Navy

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl Рік тому +1

      ​@@lordpeonix No, you.

  • @Jon_Fury
    @Jon_Fury Рік тому +131

    This aged like a fine wine

  • @Narding5566
    @Narding5566 Рік тому +93

    prove it...
    **Husband kneels at the drafting officer**

  • @limbo576
    @limbo576 Рік тому +216

    That recruiter is sadistic 💀

  • @Puggos702-cf7gc
    @Puggos702-cf7gc Рік тому +5490

    "hey are you a Feminist?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "Cool you're drafted now"
    "Fuck."
    Edit: cheese

    • @zsomborszigeti6797
      @zsomborszigeti6797 Рік тому +41

      Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 Рік тому +83

      @@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 Рік тому +53

      @@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 Рік тому +83

      @@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 Рік тому +37

      @@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do

  • @houstonsmitherman6888
    @houstonsmitherman6888 3 місяці тому +1

    The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol

  • @CupCuppington
    @CupCuppington Рік тому +2678

    “we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN

    • @Moga4life
      @Moga4life Рік тому +56

      That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them

    • @plantgang9257
      @plantgang9257 Рік тому +39

      I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.

    • @CupCuppington
      @CupCuppington Рік тому +23

      @@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian Рік тому +54

      ​@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 Рік тому +7

      ​@@CupCuppingtonprove it

  • @zeusmight69r22
    @zeusmight69r22 Рік тому +59

    "Prove it"
    "Alright then, toot that ass up"

  • @Zinyak12345
    @Zinyak12345 Рік тому +231

    I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft

    • @boneybaron2508
      @boneybaron2508 Рік тому

      May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 Рік тому +18

      "For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice Рік тому +12

      Everyone is gay for the right price.

    • @eradict
      @eradict Рік тому +6

      I can feel the morality coming inside of me

    • @lucaluca111
      @lucaluca111 Рік тому +8

      This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist

  • @JustinSloan-ss1yf
    @JustinSloan-ss1yf 3 місяці тому +1

    “Prove it” had me DYING 💀💀💀

  • @Emily-qr3tz
    @Emily-qr3tz Рік тому +1408

    I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.

    • @Emily-qr3tz
      @Emily-qr3tz Рік тому +99

      @@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps

    • @abdullahimran4624
      @abdullahimran4624 Рік тому +83

      Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…

    • @daralenoach
      @daralenoach Рік тому +10

      ​@@abdullahimran4624 exactly

    • @takimicha7291
      @takimicha7291 Рік тому

      dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!

    • @nosoi-_-7575
      @nosoi-_-7575 Рік тому

      ​@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.

  • @Im0nlyHuman
    @Im0nlyHuman Рік тому +240

    I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭

  • @exdestroyer9818
    @exdestroyer9818 Рік тому +87

    “Prove it”
    “Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 Рік тому +54

    Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.

  • @toastedmuffin315
    @toastedmuffin315 Рік тому +1953

    Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist
    Her:-Yeah
    Recruiter:-prove it
    Her:-How?
    Recruiters:-make me a sandwich
    Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone

  • @magolord2820
    @magolord2820 Рік тому +428

    As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Рік тому

      Gross

    • @arzen1011
      @arzen1011 Рік тому

      nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀

    • @Adamcito.
      @Adamcito. Рік тому +2

      Yeeeeah totally agree

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Рік тому +1

      @Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 Рік тому +1

      whore of Babylon.lol

  • @Lathander720
    @Lathander720 Рік тому +80

    Equal rights = equal fights.

  • @eondrache7786
    @eondrache7786 Рік тому +32

    Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 Рік тому +35

      The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 Рік тому +5

      Both of you are right

    • @eradict
      @eradict Рік тому

      ​@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 Рік тому +3

      @Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean

    • @howdareyou720
      @howdareyou720 Рік тому +1

      well it's a clear meaning tbh

  • @dave4172
    @dave4172 Рік тому +4

    Al is the only UA-camr that can put the comedy and funny tag on every video

  • @deviantsid18
    @deviantsid18 Рік тому +4

    Prove it , followed by the music killed me

    • @walmartbargainbin
      @walmartbargainbin Рік тому +1

      speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?

    • @stevenlefferts7591
      @stevenlefferts7591 Рік тому

      ​@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme

  • @jnl7196
    @jnl7196 8 місяців тому +7

    I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 Рік тому +8

    I loved that time a woman said angrily
    "I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!!! 😡"

  • @I_Rove_Rice
    @I_Rove_Rice Рік тому +580

    “There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman

    • @rene3759
      @rene3759 Рік тому +15

      Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.

    • @braindrain1787
      @braindrain1787 Рік тому +125

      @@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking

    • @JohnDoe-pc3uk
      @JohnDoe-pc3uk Рік тому +103

      @@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.

    • @lucasemanuel5146
      @lucasemanuel5146 Рік тому +45

      @@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom
      FREEZE
      WHAT
      KAREN?
      And from where u think that thing came?

    • @Decliningsyndrome
      @Decliningsyndrome Рік тому +19

      That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world

  • @YoutubeChannelStuff
    @YoutubeChannelStuff Рік тому +7

    Can’t wait for you to do standup or something in salt lake dude you’re funny as fuck

  • @triple_r5593
    @triple_r5593 Рік тому

    I cracked the moment the music repeats when he said "prove it" to the guy😂😂😂

  • @hannahgendron7094
    @hannahgendron7094 Рік тому +43

    I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either

    • @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
      @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Рік тому

      you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 Рік тому +2

      Yup.

    • @laila5946
      @laila5946 Рік тому +6

      Let's send the bees to fight the wars.

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 Рік тому +4

      I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist

    • @hannahgendron7094
      @hannahgendron7094 Рік тому +21

      @@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war

  • @grandmasteryogurt8108
    @grandmasteryogurt8108 Рік тому +3

    We definitely need a part 2 😂

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 Рік тому +28

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes!
    “Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 Рік тому +3

      Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"

  • @foskill3051
    @foskill3051 Рік тому

    the "prove it" at the end killed me!!!

  • @robotpirate9807
    @robotpirate9807 Рік тому +6

    “Prove it.”
    “Come here big boy.”

  • @stephenh.8336
    @stephenh.8336 9 місяців тому +6

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    "Bro, im married to a feminist"
    "Okay, that's pretty gay"

    • @Lore98897
      @Lore98897 9 місяців тому +1

      Oh that's a good one 😂

  • @LokiViben
    @LokiViben Рік тому +15

    As soon as he said are you gay I new where it was going 😂😂

  • @spobpopicle921
    @spobpopicle921 7 місяців тому

    The cutoff with the music starting back up😭

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 Рік тому +26

    the feminism leaving my body when it comes to sacrificing myself for a country that doesn’t care about me 💃🕺👯‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️✨

    • @makibee2570
      @makibee2570 Рік тому +15

      No see it's easy. Just be FOR feminism and AGAINST the draft entirely for everyone. Simple

    • @vcvcvc9216
      @vcvcvc9216 Рік тому +13

      ​@@makibee2570 yup, I want everyone to have equal rights, drafts are inhumane, doesn't matter the sex or gender.

    • @thealmightybucket5930
      @thealmightybucket5930 Рік тому +1

      @@makibee2570 yeah i know lol, i was just joking around

    • @trunky37
      @trunky37 Рік тому

      Well ofc you would, feminist only care about themselves. Men fight to protect their loved ones, men realise that in a world war situation (which it is in this short), even if their country is not in a immediate danger, it will soon be if an ennemy with a dangerous ideology is gaining more power and territory, that's why american men stormed normandy.

    • @redacted461
      @redacted461 Рік тому

      The government doesn't care about anyone yet men are forced to fight and die on behalf of the elites. Typical dumb feminist take

  • @Baracurava
    @Baracurava Рік тому +5

    Goddamn, first my uncle, now the drafter

  • @foxknifefynn6865
    @foxknifefynn6865 Рік тому +7

    "prove it"
    *pulls pants down*

  • @kawgrath1876
    @kawgrath1876 8 місяців тому

    The music restarting after the last “prove it” got me

  • @austinsgameplaychannel2255
    @austinsgameplaychannel2255 11 місяців тому +3

    Bros SpeedRunning Getting Cancelled! 💀

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 6 місяців тому +4

    As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 Рік тому +11

    actually good writting and acting
    props man, you get my snobby approval

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda 6 місяців тому +1

    That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect.
    She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.

  • @NightmareSR
    @NightmareSR Рік тому +7

    “Prove it”
    Well either way he’s gonna be getting loads shot at him.

  • @Koshian_Adzuki
    @Koshian_Adzuki Рік тому +4

    “Yes”
    “Prove it”
    *5 years later*
    “And that’s how I met your father”

  • @TextThingy
    @TextThingy Рік тому +4

    When the drafter asked
    "Prove it."
    How are you gonna prove it.☠️

  • @Fgoblin2014
    @Fgoblin2014 Рік тому

    Leans in " Does that...bother you?"
    Comedy gold😂

  • @moist139
    @moist139 Рік тому +42

    Bro, everyone on earth is about to be drafted

  • @SaltSeagull
    @SaltSeagull Рік тому +4

    Equal rights equal fights

  • @kilitoro9838
    @kilitoro9838 Рік тому +4

    A true homie always helps his homies in any way.

  • @enhypenallday
    @enhypenallday Рік тому

    The recruiter be lookin for some action 🤔😂😏

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict Рік тому +7

    And that's how you get tricked into the Navy draft.

  • @viltar5514
    @viltar5514 Рік тому +8

    I think we're at the time where humanity lost it's own meaning.

  • @eliasujashvili7113
    @eliasujashvili7113 Рік тому +12

    *”Prove it”*
    *”Come here my sugar Daddy!”*

  • @zeushernandez9639
    @zeushernandez9639 Рік тому

    That last “prove it” killed me😂

  • @Paytri0t
    @Paytri0t Рік тому +29

    Women should absolutely be drafted
    Equal rights equal fights

    • @justbg
      @justbg Рік тому +6

      Bruh they fought to go to war. This was something they made happen. Starting in WW1 they protested and fought to be able to join the men in fighting for their country. Since WW2 there hasn't been a mandatory draft whether for men or for women.

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Рік тому +3

      @@justbgthey protested and fought to join the men? Is that why the white feather movement happened?

    • @JamesDaniel-xw4sm
      @JamesDaniel-xw4sm Рік тому +1

      ​@justbg Wrong, Women did not "fight" but served for logistics and medics for the wounded. Never saw a picture of a Women in the trenches of WW1. Your also forgetting the draft during the Korean and Vietnam War. Women were only just allowed to serve in combat roles since like 2015.

    • @tezismith8795
      @tezismith8795 Рік тому +3

      or maybe: nobody should be drafted, because drafting is inherently restricting one's freedoms?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Рік тому

      @@tezismith8795 gotta start somewhere if gender equality's going to reach that front. People have been trying to get it abolished for years to no avail, and the closest we would've come to getting it done would've been in removing the gendered language of the selective service so that everyone would've been applicable within age group, which would then naturally have led to outrage, one way or the other, over women being included in that, which would have forced a total abolition of the draft for everyone if they wanted to disallow it for women again because of the non-gendered language change.
      ...only problem is that some idiotic conservative politicians started a 'don't draft our daughters' campaign and got the bill to fail the vote.
      It's never treated as a concern of being anti-freedom until it affects women, and that goes for a lot of issues men face.

  • @WHATISF3AR
    @WHATISF3AR Рік тому +4

    Draft the toxic feminists first😂

  • @kennethwaate1797
    @kennethwaate1797 Рік тому +7

    "Nevermind, just go make me a sandwich"

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 8 місяців тому

    That "fuck!" was too good 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colonelyogurt08816
    @colonelyogurt08816 Рік тому +5

    I feel like this guy hasn't been cancelled yet because he doesn't give enough shits to be affected