What Happens If You Dodge the Army Draft?

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2019
  • So your country is going to war but you're a pacifist and believe in peace and love, but you're still going to get drafted. Unless you opt for the cowards way out and dodge the draft like there's no tomorrow. In today's video we are looking at what actually happens when you dodge the draft.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 18 тис.

  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  4 роки тому +13369

    What's your excuse? 🤔

    • @mdot9999
      @mdot9999 4 роки тому +1871

      Just say "NO"
      They can't force me without my consent

    • @jaka6287
      @jaka6287 4 роки тому +2103

      oh I was drafted? I sexually identify as a chair

    • @Max_Proto
      @Max_Proto 4 роки тому +954

      i legally cant serve cause i'm disabled.

    • @dailytact1370
      @dailytact1370 4 роки тому +867

      I just claim I now self-identify as female and as such am no longer subject to the draft.

    • @BlindSniper305
      @BlindSniper305 4 роки тому +317

      Bone spurs

  • @LilHuff
    @LilHuff 4 роки тому +5249

    the government paid for this to go on everyone’s recommendations no cap

    • @gregjenko2938
      @gregjenko2938 4 роки тому +22

      🤔

    • @tayvonrose2528
      @tayvonrose2528 4 роки тому +11

      On me😂😂

    • @alexis-wq3yq
      @alexis-wq3yq 4 роки тому +48

      why would they WANT people to dodge the...? nvm-

    • @dapp9983
      @dapp9983 4 роки тому +57

      They just remind you about the consequences

    • @cade9173
      @cade9173 4 роки тому +1

      Lil Huff facts 😂

  • @uncreativename9652
    @uncreativename9652 4 роки тому +1516

    *Few days after the Iranian General is killed*
    UA-cam: let’s put this on everybody’s recommendation.

  • @scarumanga
    @scarumanga Рік тому +452

    I will never fight a war for any politician.

    • @jacksonwhittier3646
      @jacksonwhittier3646 10 місяців тому +63

      Same, if it's reinstated, I will flee the country!

    • @MrAndyhdz
      @MrAndyhdz 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jacksonwhittier3646leave now

    • @MrAndyhdz
      @MrAndyhdz 6 місяців тому +8

      Say the truth you will not fight for your country

    • @erinboateng5961
      @erinboateng5961 6 місяців тому +23

      Same. I find war to be so unfair to both all the innocent people out there and the soldiers who got drafted. Like we have lives and family, I don’t wanna waste my life fighting

    • @wildbil8914
      @wildbil8914 6 місяців тому

      Yes you will. You mean to tell me you won't pick up arms and defend yours. Ok. We might have combat in the U.S one day soon, please do not protest peace at the end of my gun barrel. Too many pampered cowards with pampers on in this country these days. Not calling you a coward. You're telling on yourself.🧐

  • @ceegk3071
    @ceegk3071 2 роки тому +488

    Honestly, I don’t see why not giving 2 presidents gloves and have them settle it in the ring.... they’re the ones who wanted to fight

    • @FectoElfilin
      @FectoElfilin 2 роки тому +27

      I've seen this same comment on a lot of different vids, but it's still true.

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 2 роки тому +24

      @@haunnietv9671 thought you said nuke it out lol

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 2 роки тому +1

      77th like :)

    • @killuafan3931
      @killuafan3931 2 роки тому +8

      Yk honestly that’s a rlly great idea

    • @anancapcat4221
      @anancapcat4221 Рік тому +18

      Because there's no elitism in that and politicians want elitism.
      Does your way seem a lot more moral, mature and functional? Yes. Is that any of what politicians want? No.
      It's up to us to not let these guys have power over anyone anymore.

  • @Coco-ei9cs
    @Coco-ei9cs 4 роки тому +4796

    I literally thought this was made like a day ago because of current events

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 роки тому +121

      Coco Kee faccs first thing everyone did was check the update month lolllll

    • @k7ky0
      @k7ky0 4 роки тому +8

      Coco Kee i thought its 1 day ago

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 роки тому +40

      No UA-cam algorithm is helping us my dude

    • @yungactivist
      @yungactivist 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @corvetteracing4
      @corvetteracing4 4 роки тому +2

      Millennials 😂🤣

  • @nonanimeprofilepic
    @nonanimeprofilepic 4 роки тому +1931

    *sees school shooter in the frontline*
    “When i asked for reinforcements, I didn’t think they’d send a spartan.”

    • @dittotech3878
      @dittotech3878 4 роки тому +13

      Haunted Astolfo Beantown plushie I love your pfp and username xD Astolfo is best ummmm boy?

    • @Cjhssgjbkhfuu
      @Cjhssgjbkhfuu 4 роки тому +3

      😳😳

    • @angelbryan98
      @angelbryan98 4 роки тому +6

      Hey look, a Mark Five!

    • @martinbladowski1312
      @martinbladowski1312 4 роки тому +3

      666 likes

    • @ulisesacosta2359
      @ulisesacosta2359 4 роки тому +7

      I got black air forces and people are calling me school shooter

  • @kenj0165
    @kenj0165 5 місяців тому +46

    Imagine getting shamed for wanting to live

    • @Clean-ql5jy
      @Clean-ql5jy 5 місяців тому +9

      For real

    • @ledwysdelgado7304
      @ledwysdelgado7304 5 місяців тому +7

      Or living a healthy life.

    • @johnsherman6718
      @johnsherman6718 21 день тому

      ...more like being shamed by letting others die fighting
      While you stay safe at home.

    • @lui8806
      @lui8806 20 днів тому +6

      ​@@johnsherman6718
      if someone doesn't want to be forced to die in a war they never agreed to, its selfish because other people are forced to die in that same war?? how does that make any sense?

    • @Ronniejamesleo
      @Ronniejamesleo 7 днів тому

      Either here or there. That's the choices you have

  • @faros6090
    @faros6090 2 роки тому +273

    “Older men start wars, but younger men fight them. ” - Albert Einstein

    • @59master60
      @59master60 6 місяців тому +7

      I accidentally read it as Star Wars

    • @Hg-vl6fk
      @Hg-vl6fk 6 місяців тому +3

      - jew

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost 6 місяців тому +2

      I got a better one, "If WW3 is fought with nukes, WW4 will be fought with bows and arrows."

    • @tureytayno3154
      @tureytayno3154 6 місяців тому

      @@SuitedGhost He didn't say: "Bows and arrows", he said: " Sticks a stones".

    • @wildbil8914
      @wildbil8914 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@SuitedGhost it won't be fought if WE all are gone.

  • @yomommasdaddy5961
    @yomommasdaddy5961 4 роки тому +1895

    "My momma said i cant go until she meets your momma"

    • @methodofguy700
      @methodofguy700 4 роки тому +4

      rickey clay 🤔😭🤣😂

    • @robertlopez936
      @robertlopez936 4 роки тому +10

      my mom didnt want to give me money for the trip 😭😭😭😭

    • @opolobot
      @opolobot 4 роки тому

      oh

  • @ricefarmer7772
    @ricefarmer7772 4 роки тому +3701

    Drafted Guy: gets a broken hand
    US Army: *You will get a third arm.*

  • @UltimaJC
    @UltimaJC 2 роки тому +73

    I ain't dying for an oil company.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 4 місяці тому +2

      My excuse is that I am Mexican and I was not even born in the us

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 місяці тому

      @@josem588 Male immigrants are also supposed to register for selective service.

    • @theamericanmillenium
      @theamericanmillenium Місяць тому +1

      @@josem588 You’re still required to serve. This country protects you, feeds you, and gives you a roof over your head.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 Місяць тому

      @@theamericanmillenium ok

    • @googleisspyingonyou598
      @googleisspyingonyou598 Місяць тому +5

      @@theamericanmillenium jew

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird 2 роки тому +82

    I signed up for "selective service" just because, yeah, penalties for not doing so weren't things I could afford. My parents had no money for college, so I needed federal loans, etc. My mom used to tell me if it ever actually went into effect I should declare myself a "conscientious objector", though I have no idea if that would actually do anything if the draft were implemented. In any case, I had just turned 18 in May of 2001 which of course was followed just a few months later with 9/11, and immediately I figured "welp, US is going to war, draft is coming"... but obviously it didn't and I've long aged out now, but there was a time I thought I had really drawn that unlucky deck.

    • @norbertsiewert3917
      @norbertsiewert3917 Рік тому +2

      It was different in the Vietnam era. If you were young, healthy, poor with no connections, registered with the local draft board, and finished high school or dropped out, it was almost certain you would be involuntarily inducted into military service!

    • @norbertsiewert3917
      @norbertsiewert3917 Рік тому

      I must be honest about one thing: It seems that most draftees never saw duty in Vietnam. It depended on your MOS.

    • @thereeceforbes
      @thereeceforbes 4 місяці тому

      Nah if u gdt dragted u should go no questions asks and dont make escsues about continuous objector f that

  • @frankbourassa2456
    @frankbourassa2456 4 роки тому +9295

    Sometimes you gotta like your own comment just to get the ball rolling

    • @deathwish598
      @deathwish598 4 роки тому +41

      no cap it saved me bro

    • @fiakes7488
      @fiakes7488 4 роки тому +29

      Just use claymores and camp in corners with a 725

    • @adamreyes6816
      @adamreyes6816 4 роки тому +1

      I know we landed here with a math calculation

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 роки тому +1

      It is now helpful

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 роки тому

      @@fiakes7488 lol

  • @moneybaglifts1944
    @moneybaglifts1944 4 роки тому +4082

    Random teen turns 18
    U.S Military: *Its Free Real Estate*

    • @socalpyrotechnics4493
      @socalpyrotechnics4493 4 роки тому +41

      Im so dead.

    • @nancyanacassus6959
      @nancyanacassus6959 4 роки тому +77

      I'm so glad I'm 15

    • @BryanRacks
      @BryanRacks 4 роки тому +63

      Nancy BunnyBou you know if there is a war you probably will still need to go wars are about 2-10 years so when you turn 18 you might get drafted 4

    • @driedwater1022
      @driedwater1022 4 роки тому +13

      Nancy BunnyBou Im so glad im 13

    • @jeromeveira1674
      @jeromeveira1674 4 роки тому +22

      I turn 18 in May 😭

  • @johnfrancis0063
    @johnfrancis0063 2 роки тому +53

    I enlisted in the US Navy at the age of 17 and spent 4 years active duty. I held blue collar jobs after that. When I was 51 my mother passed away and I decided I wanted a college degree. I was denied loans cause I never signed up for the Selected Service Program. What a fight that was to get a waiver. Got my AA degree now and working on my BA.

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 роки тому +4

      Problem is there is no way to prove or disprove someone registered Selective Service can always claim someone registered when they didn't and likewise claim they did not register when they did. Some claim President Obama did not register, currently he is the only President to have been subject to registration who was not subject to the actual draft. Unfortunately the only validation is with Selective Service, and who knows how honest they are.

    • @c.f.okonta8815
      @c.f.okonta8815 6 місяців тому

      Instead of joining the navy at 17 you should have gone to university instead

    • @johnfrancis0063
      @johnfrancis0063 6 місяців тому

      @@c.f.okonta8815 yeah and be 200k in debt.

    • @rongendron8705
      @rongendron8705 3 місяці тому

      I joined the Nat'l Guard at 17, but when I got out of my active duty portion at 18, I went to register
      at the Draft Board! Didn't you think of going there, on your leave? (Served 1963-1969)!

  • @nickblack7910
    @nickblack7910 2 роки тому +42

    I don't understand why draft dodging is seen as dishonorable...

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 роки тому +3

      Depends. Those who dodged the Vietnam draft were not seen that way and a number of them became President, Clinton, Trump, Biden. More Universities hired draft dodgers over vets.

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 роки тому +2

      True. But this video is about the United States and the liklihood of someone invading militarily is slim as it is easier to control economically and not risk a nuclear reprisal via an invasion.

    • @burvy
      @burvy 5 місяців тому

      Its refusing to defend the country that has protected your rights for so long, because of cowardice.

    • @AndreiPopescu
      @AndreiPopescu 5 місяців тому

      @@burvy Vietnam is not part of the United States, so how exactly were the people fighting there defending their country? Come to think of it, it was actually the anti war protesters who were actually defending their drafted countrymen from the politicians who were sending them to their deaths in order to make money from weapon sales.

    • @Route-037
      @Route-037 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@burvy what rights are they protecting? If anything they are taking them away. Not to late to delete this bud. You sound like a prisoner fighting to stay in jail.

  • @bruddaman32491
    @bruddaman32491 4 роки тому +3928

    Me: “Sry my mom said no, I really wanna go but maybe next time”
    Military: “can’t argue with that”

  • @shanetyler3228
    @shanetyler3228 4 роки тому +1717

    UA-cam: Recommends how to escape the draft
    Me: so it begins

  • @YTAccount82825
    @YTAccount82825 2 роки тому +621

    I’ll 100% leave the country if the draft is ever reinstated

    • @diamondgoldsilver9899
      @diamondgoldsilver9899 2 роки тому +88

      Same, no matter the cost I'd do that

    • @lightghost7524
      @lightghost7524 2 роки тому +168

      I'll identify as a woman, or I'd clown them and insist they draft women as well. Half the population has enjoyed superior life quality and quantity for too long.

    • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777
      @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 2 роки тому +16

      @@lightghost7524 Just say your some random gender and you'll dodge it.

    • @joshmichaels9282
      @joshmichaels9282 2 роки тому +21

      I doubt there will ever be one again the us army reserve is huge and will just keep growing

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 2 роки тому +59

      @@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 But don't identify as an attack helicopter. They'll defenitly want you then.

  • @focus45554
    @focus45554 9 місяців тому +22

    People intentionally failing their physicals had me on the floor🤣. I would so do that.

  • @lovell8983
    @lovell8983 4 роки тому +736

    1 month ago: "ugh why I even watch this?"
    now: "Oh yeah! It's all coming together"

  • @iamatoaster2871
    @iamatoaster2871 4 роки тому +3120

    The entire army at my house: “Do you wanna join the army?”
    Me: My mom’s not home

    • @yara-wl3bv
      @yara-wl3bv 4 роки тому +18

      I am a Toaster why does it have 193 likes with no comments

    • @asakhekwinana8459
      @asakhekwinana8459 4 роки тому +5

      why does it have 340 with 2 comment

    • @Dailyinfo345
      @Dailyinfo345 4 роки тому +3

      Why does it have 411 likes with 4 comments

    • @tragiic4900
      @tragiic4900 4 роки тому +1

      Why does it have 420 with 5 comment

    • @babyrival4304
      @babyrival4304 4 роки тому +2

      Why does it have 456 with 7 comment

  • @garyw9108
    @garyw9108 2 роки тому +25

    Every wealthy person or government official that has dodged the draft: "I'm Wealthy and or work in the government therefore I am exempt from risking my life unlike the rest of these peasants.
    I'm a vet that severed while a certain draft dodger was in office. This is exactly the thought that went through my mind while he made his speech about how brave we were for risking our lives for this country

  • @HacksignKT
    @HacksignKT Рік тому +92

    I'm not dying for this country.

    • @rojka-_-
      @rojka-_- Рік тому +4

      True

    • @kingkhalif
      @kingkhalif Рік тому

      Can we talk wh3n is 3:13 the country above nigeria is ....

    • @josem588
      @josem588 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rojka-_- specially people like me that is not even American

    • @burvy
      @burvy 5 місяців тому

      What if your country falls and you fall under socialist oppression by the chinese?

    • @evanreiter747
      @evanreiter747 5 місяців тому +2

      Same.

  • @mozzz991
    @mozzz991 4 роки тому +5635

    Gov: Do you wanna join the army?
    Me: my mom said no

    • @5tris
      @5tris 4 роки тому +103

      Hahahahaha, I'm literally crying bro, that was so funny 😐😐😐

    • @noelly89
      @noelly89 4 роки тому +31

      For your sake I sincerely hope you are not drafted in the event WW3 occurs.

    • @swagturtle6156
      @swagturtle6156 4 роки тому +71

      u got the whole squad laughing

    • @torismund2100
      @torismund2100 4 роки тому +37

      @@noelly89 when ww3 comes I don't want to be drafted. I want to go as a volunteer

    • @riggedfootball103
      @riggedfootball103 4 роки тому +7

      same bro so funny I forgot to laugh

  • @4Bryce
    @4Bryce 4 роки тому +3298

    Mum I got drafted can I go
    Mum: I don’t know who is going to be there so no

    • @wyldegi
      @wyldegi 4 роки тому +34

      Lush999 haha this got me

    • @alexbrighton5246
      @alexbrighton5246 4 роки тому +37

      Well the whole country of Iran..

    • @user-zg5hc8mi1i
      @user-zg5hc8mi1i 4 роки тому +6

      If James Charles and Ninja will be there , where her child will be, this s mom will ensure this child will never serve there, I feel.

    • @eduardoalvarenga2991
      @eduardoalvarenga2991 4 роки тому +2

      Белянцев Николай bahaha

    • @Schnappss
      @Schnappss 4 роки тому +29

      ''sorry guys my mom said i couldn't go''

  • @jakeyounglol
    @jakeyounglol 2 роки тому +88

    "banning women from the draft is unconstitutional" the draft itself is unconstitutional.

    • @jamsum7215
      @jamsum7215 2 роки тому +5

      For one, the Preamble of the Constitution says that it’s made to “provide for the common defense”, but besides that, Article I, Section 8 states much about what Congress can do to raise an army:
      Section 12: Raise and support armies
      Section 13: Provide and maintain a Navy
      Section 15: Call forth militia to suppress rebellions and repel invasions
      Section 16: Organize, lead and discipline all federal militia, state militia will be left up to the states
      So the Constitution clearly says that Congress has the power to raise an army, no restrictions on how. This has been upheld in several court cases with one conclusion stating “the power … to classify and conscript manpower for military service is beyond question.”

    • @Artyom_K.
      @Artyom_K. 6 місяців тому +7

      When it comes to draft all feminists have a tendency to forget about equality they asked before

    • @CoolSkeleton-nk7dk
      @CoolSkeleton-nk7dk 2 дні тому

      @@Artyom_K. I want equality of not getting drafted

  • @malachiduncan6104
    @malachiduncan6104 2 роки тому +94

    POV: You're here after Russia vs Ukraine

  • @KhaliVFX
    @KhaliVFX 4 роки тому +632

    I'll see you guys when this gets recommended during WW4

    • @sajpar9765
      @sajpar9765 4 роки тому +6

      *Say sike right now!*

    • @nekotranslates
      @nekotranslates 4 роки тому +27

      but remember the famous quote by Einstein?
      "I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks n stones".
      Unless you know how to fight like a caveman, then you'd stand no chance - and that is assuming you actually survive WW3 anyway.

    • @randomnibba2823
      @randomnibba2823 4 роки тому +17

      bold of you to assume you are going to survive WW3

    • @jesusrevolledo3129
      @jesusrevolledo3129 4 роки тому +3

      @@nekotranslates I literally came to the comments of this comment to see someone comment this quote

    • @ACR_Legends
      @ACR_Legends 4 роки тому

      😶

  • @qhiou
    @qhiou 4 роки тому +2283

    Me: “My mom says she has to talk to your mom first.”
    Military: i-

    • @michaelpulido8569
      @michaelpulido8569 4 роки тому +46

      Oh no.... oh no no no nooooo.....

    • @qhiou
      @qhiou 4 роки тому +16

      Michael Pulido ? Did I miss something lol 😂

    • @michaelpulido8569
      @michaelpulido8569 4 роки тому +11

      jisoo no... OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @tgr4raccoon94
      @tgr4raccoon94 4 роки тому +4

      jisoo BIG OH NO NO

    • @qhiou
      @qhiou 4 роки тому +9

      TGR4 Raccoon why are you saying that??! 😭😭

  • @proninjaelite7347
    @proninjaelite7347 Рік тому +18

    I would rather fight my own government then fight for them

    • @ScornedScallopes
      @ScornedScallopes 10 місяців тому +14

      I'm with ya, they're the real enemies

  • @victorialynnstruble
    @victorialynnstruble 5 місяців тому +8

    Go full Malcom x. If they insist on drafting you, then fight them when you get there

  • @sushii1432
    @sushii1432 4 роки тому +1498

    WWI: Oh no
    WWII: Oh no, not again
    WWIII: mE aN Da bOiS iN IrAn aT 3 Am

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +73

      France: I got a plan guys
      *France exe has surrendered* 🏳

    • @ltsFaited
      @ltsFaited 4 роки тому +5

      Really underrated comment

    • @norfleet2942
      @norfleet2942 4 роки тому +9

      LoOKiNg for BeAnS

    • @maya-rz9wy
      @maya-rz9wy 4 роки тому +1

      @@norfleet2942 💀

    • @Mandu4
      @Mandu4 4 роки тому +5

      Us KiDs WhEn IrAn StArTs AtTaCkInG

  • @Mr-wr2id
    @Mr-wr2id 4 роки тому +1828

    “Gets drafted”
    Me: “sorry,My mom is not home”

  • @INDIGODEATH
    @INDIGODEATH 5 місяців тому +6

    When I turned 18, I didn’t fully know about the selective service. I thought it was optional until about 6 months later I got a letter in the mail telling me was I required to sign up for it. Kind of ridiculous, how going to war at 18 could be mandatory but doing anything else is still illegal or prohibited because they think we’re still too young.

  • @Lip_Blart29
    @Lip_Blart29 5 місяців тому +19

    That's why we lost the Vietnam war. Sending people over there that weren't built to fight for the army. It's like taking people who don't play sports and having them suit up. Makes no sense

    • @SapuTaro-nr5bl
      @SapuTaro-nr5bl 4 місяці тому

      Ask the white man!

    • @user-fq7nd7fh5e
      @user-fq7nd7fh5e 23 дні тому

      The reason we lost the Vietnam war was because of politics, not because of the men that were drafted. We won every battle that we fought but the rules were against us, take a hill then leave and the VC would go back. Couldn’t bomb there ports cause the Russian ships were in there ports.

  • @cebuwulfkiba2495
    @cebuwulfkiba2495 4 роки тому +2050

    “What would you do to dodge the draft?”
    Nice try, FBI

    • @ultimonx9152
      @ultimonx9152 4 роки тому +41

      Not tOdDay CIA

    • @pinheadlarry2506
      @pinheadlarry2506 4 роки тому +17

      Central Intelligence Agency Sir I believe he said “Not today,CIA” meaning you will not catch him today Mr.CIA SIR

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 роки тому +1

      @Central Intelligence Agency Bullock is that you?

    • @shelco9673
      @shelco9673 4 роки тому +11

      Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security

    • @billrussell4832
      @billrussell4832 4 роки тому +4

      @Central Intelligence Agency now y'all gotta catch me, I ain't going nowhere

  • @iamreal51
    @iamreal51 4 роки тому +3607

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: let’s help them out for once

    • @_gqt
      @_gqt 4 роки тому +59

      Coppa: *You weren't supposed to do that*

    • @yourmother-he9uj
      @yourmother-he9uj 4 роки тому +21

      Iran:argues with America and wants to go on war
      Japan:don’t do that
      Iran:why?
      Japan:because I know a thing or to because I’ve seen a thing or to

    • @mistake1197
      @mistake1197 4 роки тому +6

      @@_gqt this is not how your supposed to play the game

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization 4 роки тому +3

      Japan had no international support and attempted to do everything on their own. That's not the case with Iran, and nuclear bombs were just a rumour back then.

    • @b__c7538
      @b__c7538 4 роки тому

      @@Manganization But Iran doesn't have nukes

  • @kingdomofme3681
    @kingdomofme3681 Рік тому +13

    If I ever get drafted, I'm out this country and the continent all together.

  • @Wysteria
    @Wysteria 2 роки тому +1

    thanks for the tips gangy 🤞🏾

  • @sky1018
    @sky1018 4 роки тому +1888

    Drafts:
    Me: Hippity Hoppity im now Canadian Property
    Edit: english is not my first language, thanks for correcting me.

    • @troll-rw3tb
      @troll-rw3tb 4 роки тому +13

      Canadian did not rhyme, no effort.

    • @ronsonjames8462
      @ronsonjames8462 4 роки тому +33

      This actually made me laugh

    • @gabe2646
      @gabe2646 4 роки тому +4

      Ill go south then

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 4 роки тому +3

      Finda out that Canada is a NATO country

    • @levilyas
      @levilyas 4 роки тому +1

      Saw this from Fitz, you just changed it a bit, grammar broke too

  • @qamberhamza9371
    @qamberhamza9371 4 роки тому +1965

    How to avoid getting drafted:
    “Bro my mom said I can’t go”

    • @ruewhiting1081
      @ruewhiting1081 4 роки тому +8

      Qamber Hamza hahaha

    • @troll-rw3tb
      @troll-rw3tb 4 роки тому +8

      Lets see you use that solution when getting drafted, whatever happens is your problem.

    • @soupremenoodlez
      @soupremenoodlez 4 роки тому +81

      “My mom didn’t sign my permission slip bro...”

    • @syprdevil
      @syprdevil 4 роки тому +8

      In my country the parents permission is more important

    • @pillermen2339
      @pillermen2339 4 роки тому +24

      @@troll-rw3tb bruh its just a joke... dont take it so seriously

  • @GenuineTaco
    @GenuineTaco 2 роки тому +5

    really needed this rn

  • @DenTehSand
    @DenTehSand 2 роки тому +10

    The algorithm has a sick sense of humour

  • @Aneuo
    @Aneuo 4 роки тому +2142

    *let’s just act like this getting recommended is not a coincidence*

    • @gymsserver2970
      @gymsserver2970 4 роки тому +26

      It cuz more people are searching it up and causing traffic on this vid. So yt's algorithm recommends it

    • @micaharnett00
      @micaharnett00 4 роки тому +7

      Seriously that's what I was thinking

    • @starry_impression
      @starry_impression 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, I'm not even American and still got it recommended.

    • @therealesj
      @therealesj 4 роки тому +2

      Facts

    • @mrsharpe267
      @mrsharpe267 4 роки тому +2

      Yo, that’s scary

  • @footballmoments7351
    @footballmoments7351 4 роки тому +2519

    Everyone: The Simpson’s are the best at predictions.
    *The infographics show has joined the chat*

  • @nakedholerat
    @nakedholerat Рік тому +16

    The draft is actually SICK

  • @victorialynnstruble
    @victorialynnstruble 5 місяців тому +6

    No one should be supporting or condoning the draft.
    No one should be signing up for it.

  • @alanaguina6753
    @alanaguina6753 4 роки тому +1417

    Army: *You’re being drafted*
    Me: nah my mom said that she doesn’t know anyone who will be there so I can’t bruh

    • @T1tanWasTaken
      @T1tanWasTaken 4 роки тому +24

      I have a Mexican mom so I have to leave really early to come home and prepare some carne asada or make rice or something, they always find a way for you to leave early

    • @tristanviso9468
      @tristanviso9468 4 роки тому +1

      TitanPlayz12 I can relate 🇲🇽

    • @T1tanWasTaken
      @T1tanWasTaken 4 роки тому +6

      @@tristanviso9468 ive missed 60% of every party because with mexican parents, you show up half an hour to an hour late or more, and you leave after like 2-3 hours when your tios, tias, and cousins stay longer and have more fuj

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 4 роки тому +2

      The entire Army: She didn't say that when I was banging her last night

    • @DontknowSina
      @DontknowSina 4 роки тому +4

      @@beenieweenie1986 ..... no.

  • @christopherconner7854
    @christopherconner7854 4 роки тому +1972

    Army recruiter: hey kid you want a dodge charger?
    Me: 😐

  • @INeedAPrenupSorry
    @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 роки тому +10

    I'm definitely not fighting for a country that's full of bs

    • @cripbk2147
      @cripbk2147 2 роки тому +2

      Fax

    • @Kazuma_Kiryu247
      @Kazuma_Kiryu247 2 роки тому

      Define BS

    • @INeedAPrenupSorry
      @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kazuma_Kiryu247 our country is mainly off greed & being selfish & hatred for one another instead peace & unity

    • @INeedAPrenupSorry
      @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 роки тому

      @@Kazuma_Kiryu247 trying to sum it up as best as I can

    • @Leaf4825
      @Leaf4825 2 роки тому +1

      @@INeedAPrenupSorry blame these politics that divide us

  • @jorge9142011
    @jorge9142011 2 роки тому +13

    I would rather be locked up in jail or worse than fight for a war that NOBODY wante.

  • @aviatorgamer3057
    @aviatorgamer3057 4 роки тому +4081

    US Government: You’re being called to duty.
    Soldier returning home looking for help to avoid being homeless
    US Government: I don’t even know who you are

    • @jonsnipe5484
      @jonsnipe5484 3 роки тому +166

      Sounds bout right😂😂

    • @how_doyouridebikesagain7325
      @how_doyouridebikesagain7325 3 роки тому +87

      this is true...

    • @johnyoung9822
      @johnyoung9822 3 роки тому +136

      Sadly the same thing happened in the UK there is quite a few homeless x services people left in need of help from the governments if they served in the forces so are people can be safe then we can atleast help them out with housing .

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 3 роки тому +21

      Do soldiers not get some pensions as police, firemen, teachers, nurses, etc?

    • @aviatorgamer3057
      @aviatorgamer3057 3 роки тому +72

      Pink Lady some do but make the mistake of getting married before leaving for service, so the wife deserts him and she gets the pension.

  • @hellothere-xz7kf
    @hellothere-xz7kf 4 роки тому +1084

    So like umm
    *is this a sign?*

    • @issy785
      @issy785 4 роки тому +2

      Boi Test me read the comments and tell me what u think

    • @Allelujah.Haptism
      @Allelujah.Haptism 4 роки тому +1

      I hope not

    • @sledner5738
      @sledner5738 4 роки тому

      Idk bro

    • @spiderninja0614
      @spiderninja0614 4 роки тому +3

      Its unlikely, we have 1.3 million active duty, and 800k reserve, so I doubt it, only time we would if we lost lots and lots and lots of troops, but the only way the draft will be active if all the government officials agree which last time it was brought up it was a 71% no

    • @seasoned8273
      @seasoned8273 4 роки тому +2

      Si cuh

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 роки тому

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @user-et8dh9yw4z
    @user-et8dh9yw4z 4 місяці тому +4

    Imagine being forced to back someone else’s beef💀

  • @pokerio6162
    @pokerio6162 4 роки тому +2857

    The solution here is to say
    “I’m pregnant” even tho I’m a guy

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 4 роки тому +99

      Just say your a transgender

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 роки тому +35

      Raito Dante bro it’s the internet nobody cares about grammar

    • @yahirfrommusescore8959
      @yahirfrommusescore8959 4 роки тому +4

      @@mikeyadams Tell that to the English teachers that are online.

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 роки тому +4

      YSAS this is our domain. I don’t have to explain squat

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 роки тому +17

      SSJaye gender equality 👌🏻

  • @idrisahmed5094
    @idrisahmed5094 4 роки тому +8140

    I think we all know why everyone's getting this on their reccomended

  • @Craterfist
    @Craterfist 2 роки тому +13

    Why would I fight and die for a corporatist government that doesn't represent me?

  • @tj8132
    @tj8132 Рік тому +7

    This feels like a violation of human rights

  • @milo9647
    @milo9647 4 роки тому +2675

    Old people: declares war
    Young people: the one who fights

    • @GamingBlizzardA
      @GamingBlizzardA 4 роки тому +220

      Inner Peace I mean it’s not our war

    • @lordXguru
      @lordXguru 4 роки тому +145

      @Inner Peace I dont think you watched the video or fully understand what a "draft" is.

    • @Filmsimulation
      @Filmsimulation 4 роки тому +268

      Should be president vs president. 1v1 brawl

    • @garfsexual6999
      @garfsexual6999 4 роки тому +9

      @Inner Peace yes.

    • @phlemtaco6623
      @phlemtaco6623 4 роки тому +16

      The old people would fight but they kinda can't.

  • @flackomar2333
    @flackomar2333 4 роки тому +672

    U.S: War tensions
    UA-cam: *Recommendations Intensifies*

  • @taxi7942
    @taxi7942 2 роки тому +14

    sooo we all here?

  • @dbond0018
    @dbond0018 7 місяців тому +7

    I have all respect for veterans and those who sacrified when this country was worth it. It isnt any longer.

  • @randalftheblack2572
    @randalftheblack2572 4 роки тому +765

    Didn't know Elvis was blonde and his parents were black..
    Learn something new every day..

    • @aronmcevoy8450
      @aronmcevoy8450 3 роки тому +88

      Well he was naturally blonde but his parents definitely weren’t black

    • @jacknasty6940
      @jacknasty6940 3 роки тому +2

      😂 😂 😂

    • @kazuki3146
      @kazuki3146 3 роки тому +10

      @@aronmcevoy8450 cap

    • @aronmcevoy8450
      @aronmcevoy8450 3 роки тому +8

      @@kazuki3146 look it up

    • @yeetteet3739
      @yeetteet3739 3 роки тому +13

      @@kazuki3146 he’s about the whitest person I’ve seen in a while, his parents are 100 percent not black

  • @zaplft301
    @zaplft301 4 роки тому +354

    I like how this just went into everyone’s recommended.

  • @somebody8701
    @somebody8701 Рік тому +7

    Drafting is a human rights violation and shouldn't be allowed.

    • @xavierlauzac5922
      @xavierlauzac5922 Рік тому +5

      Agreed. Even during wartime, there should be no conscription. If the war is worth fighting, there will be enough volunteers.

  • @Non-ToxicGeekery-eo5ws
    @Non-ToxicGeekery-eo5ws 6 місяців тому +4

    I'm in the military but I believe it should always and forever be a personal choice to join no matter what. I will support anyone who wants to dodge.

  • @JonnyLin7
    @JonnyLin7 4 роки тому +3133

    Infographics: “That means less than 2% of draft dodgers were significantly punished”
    Me: “I like those odds.”

    • @ashtonbrush9246
      @ashtonbrush9246 4 роки тому +109

      Jon Dunn with my luck, I’d get charged

    • @aurorab4553
      @aurorab4553 4 роки тому +36

      Never tell me the odds

    • @sealv2518
      @sealv2518 4 роки тому +110

      “I like those odds”
      *Goes into the 2%*

    • @wrenvan4783
      @wrenvan4783 4 роки тому +19

      I think that today’s technology would enable a very high prosecution rate of a felony crime! But go ahead and enjoy this country and it’s freedom and let someone else take your place!

    • @katocs
      @katocs 4 роки тому +97

      @@wrenvan4783 If youre forced to risk your life just to live in freedom, its not really a great country

  • @jakeperkins7470
    @jakeperkins7470 4 роки тому +835

    Infographics: “everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen”

    • @hmmtodayiwillguy
      @hmmtodayiwillguy 4 роки тому +1

      PERKS PERCS I NEED MA PERCYS BRUH

    • @vincent1782
      @vincent1782 4 роки тому

      Too accurate

    • @creepy5387
      @creepy5387 4 роки тому

      Alright hear me out. Is this a jojo reference?

    • @opolobot
      @opolobot 4 роки тому

      h

    • @livingdays8706
      @livingdays8706 4 роки тому +1

      Merged zamasu Half corrupted no you uncultured swine. It’s a Star Wars reference!!

  • @billd7453
    @billd7453 6 місяців тому +4

    Last time we had a drafted military! It didn't work out so well!

  • @dogguyful
    @dogguyful 2 роки тому

    Cool videos, thanks👌👌👍👍🙏🙏

  • @opalander
    @opalander 4 роки тому +1269

    *In jail*
    "I killed a man, you?"
    "I wanted to live."

    • @gabe8697
      @gabe8697 4 роки тому +25

      optical wolve ....That’s not cool bro....

    • @jgloco2668
      @jgloco2668 4 роки тому +3

      @@gabe8697 how do u know 😉😉😉

    • @gianieatpunani
      @gianieatpunani 4 роки тому +1

      @@gabe8697 maybe if he said he eats ni**as

    • @bricks4469
      @bricks4469 4 роки тому

      @@jgloco2668 nice

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 4 роки тому

      You mean prison

  • @chaerily1187
    @chaerily1187 4 роки тому +722

    The fact that my school isn’t even teaching us real life stuff like this that MV an change our lives

    • @noahparker50
      @noahparker50 4 роки тому +8

      They literally can't teach you something illegal

    • @leahsophia6042
      @leahsophia6042 4 роки тому +10

      Sticky Fingers how is this illegal

    • @Youneedalex
      @Youneedalex 4 роки тому +6

      itzy tea we really only learned about drafting during the Vietnam war unit in history class but it’s not that important for teachers to go all out on drafting.

    • @joecruz4706
      @joecruz4706 4 роки тому +5

      @@chaerily1187 Because you're in school and it doesn't pertain to you yet? You only have to register when you turn 18 and if you're male. When I turned of age, the first thing my dad did was make me sign up since it's the law. You will learn this, and if you're unsure, look it up. It's history class, bro. Not "I'm gonna teach you every law when you become an adult class." When I turned 18, and even after, you kinda have to learn this on your own and talk to people with experiences. Don't even get me started on taxes and how insurance works.

    • @chaerily1187
      @chaerily1187 4 роки тому +6

      Joe Cruz school is supposed to be preparing you for the future not give you unnecessary knowledge. Also what if you don’t have a father/male figure in your life then how will you learn?

  • @NotoriousConor
    @NotoriousConor 2 роки тому +2

    Great time to get this video recommended 😃

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 6 місяців тому +5

    My uncle dodged the army draft for the Vietnam war by taking the draft papers to the Air Force and asking if they could take him instead.
    He still flew medial choppers, but at least he wasn’t infantry

  • @ramongolding4076
    @ramongolding4076 4 роки тому +888

    Drafted guy: what about my wife and kids ?
    Army: we didnt issue them to you so you dont need them.

  • @matthew4166
    @matthew4166 4 роки тому +422

    “Lets go back to 1957”
    Boi u could’ve just fast forwarded a month.

  • @fuqinpan6334
    @fuqinpan6334 5 місяців тому +7

    I will say no to war

  • @Conor_gillen6685
    @Conor_gillen6685 2 роки тому +4

    Gonna need this soon

  • @somsproductions2089
    @somsproductions2089 4 роки тому +1233

    If I’m not old enough to buy cigarettes or alcohol then I’m not old enough to serve.

    • @junjunjamore7735
      @junjunjamore7735 4 роки тому +167

      That's how 18 became the age for voting. Lots of young Boombers going "If we're old enough to die in war, we're old enough to vote."

    • @Gultiere
      @Gultiere 4 роки тому +67

      If you’re in the military, you can buy tobacco at 18.

    • @spook1371
      @spook1371 4 роки тому +6

      SOMS Productions thats bs how they passed that law😂

    • @calebchancey5127
      @calebchancey5127 4 роки тому +44

      Kinda sad to die before atleast trying a drink

    • @PhilVillagerOffical
      @PhilVillagerOffical 4 роки тому

      Faxts

  • @chelz7373
    @chelz7373 4 роки тому +1078

    me: clicks on this video
    my FBI agent: 👀

    • @tysone1254
      @tysone1254 4 роки тому +1

      Ya Girl C u have an FBI agent??!!

    • @seamoney8807
      @seamoney8807 4 роки тому +22

      Everyone has an FBI agent smart one even you

    • @tysone1254
      @tysone1254 4 роки тому +3

      Lemongenez ooh nice

    • @stunks9975
      @stunks9975 4 роки тому +4

      FBI Agent:*Starts breathing hard*

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 4 роки тому +1

      @@seamoney8807 yeah no doubt, half the people in America are FBI agents watching the other half 😂

  • @lukesewell1312
    @lukesewell1312 2 роки тому +2

    My Grandfather was drafted along with his brother in Vietnam, my Grandpa came back his brother didnt, years later he moved to Canada and met a draft dodger, my Grandpa never had a good thing to say about him and always looked down on him.

  • @chidude6616
    @chidude6616 2 роки тому +7

    This aged like fine wine

  • @lemonadelemon1960
    @lemonadelemon1960 4 роки тому +2381

    Interviewer: it says here you have a felony
    “Yes”
    Interviewer” what for?”
    “I didn’t want to die”

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 роки тому +38

      US Military is the safest to serve in as of 2019.

    • @kanyewest_vevo
      @kanyewest_vevo 4 роки тому +103

      Spartan_0f_rom3 that would be the swiss

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 роки тому +26

      @@kanyewest_vevo bruh we arent deployed in combat zones rn, we pulled out of iraq and Afghanistan

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 роки тому +6

      @Phillip S there hasnt been a draft since the 70's

    • @PointofNoReturn-pt7yl
      @PointofNoReturn-pt7yl 4 роки тому +15

      @Phillip S and either be shot as a suspected spy or shot for treason.

  • @triizzyahboi9640
    @triizzyahboi9640 4 роки тому +342

    *person going into the US army* :
    “If ww3 starts, I’m dodging the draft”
    *UA-cam Recommendations* :

    • @bensenboi9882
      @bensenboi9882 4 роки тому +12

      You don't need to get drafted if you're already in the military

  • @dakotacalder9642
    @dakotacalder9642 2 роки тому +2

    My grandpa was drafted into the Vietnam war and fought cancer for a long part of his life until he died December, 24th 2020. which was 7 days before his birthday

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 2 роки тому +1

    I got a letter saying I had to register for Selective Service (I already had.) Kicker was I got it WHILE serving in the US Navy, and it was addressed to me “Onboard USS ________” I gave it to my XO who laughed and said he’d take care of it. Never had a problem after that…..

  • @ijay4207
    @ijay4207 4 роки тому +1555

    When the war starts and then the announcer said:
    “Shut up, clock in, and load up.”
    Edit: thx for the spelling mistake

    • @neezee8726
      @neezee8726 4 роки тому +4

      Angry* not Angery lol😂

    • @anime-kun9231
      @anime-kun9231 4 роки тому +9

      Angery Emoji ima trick shot them

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 4 роки тому +8

      @@neezee8726 You forgot to put a period at the end of your sentence.

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 4 роки тому +4

      @@neezee8726 I think you mean laugh out loud idiot.

    • @zapwag
      @zapwag 4 роки тому +8

      When you drop in Iran and hear "rangers, lead the way"

  • @hemifoo4427
    @hemifoo4427 4 роки тому +979

    Got a letter in the mail:
    Letter: Go to WAR or go to JAIL

    • @JoseGonzalez-lt9kr
      @JoseGonzalez-lt9kr 4 роки тому +69

      Jail

    • @0Ploxx
      @0Ploxx 4 роки тому +21

      Gulagamo bay

    • @muiscnight
      @muiscnight 4 роки тому +7

      That has to be in a song

    • @deltasquadleader1580
      @deltasquadleader1580 4 роки тому +6

      Simple, I didn't get the letter🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @normansyarif
      @normansyarif 4 роки тому +46

      You have a higher possibility to stay alive if you decide to go to jail instead of war

  • @user-cb3vs3oh5h
    @user-cb3vs3oh5h 2 роки тому +8

    My excuse is: “I’m not fighting for this country” 🙂

  • @shuniee
    @shuniee 2 роки тому +8

    I have a reason to why I’m here now

  • @justlight.
    @justlight. 4 роки тому +579

    "Recommended for you"
    Me: Ahhhhh perfect timing

    • @2lbs
      @2lbs 4 роки тому

      “Lil lump on his head” that’s lil pumps cousin

  • @flaminghotcheetos4628
    @flaminghotcheetos4628 4 роки тому +1481

    Me: mom I got drafted can I go?
    Mom: I need to talk to their parents first!

    • @clickbait3545
      @clickbait3545 4 роки тому +1

      Pizza Boy It what I call a joke

    • @zyrus3080
      @zyrus3080 4 роки тому +6

      @@clickbait3545 lol he deleted his reply i think

    • @clickbait3545
      @clickbait3545 4 роки тому

      KZypher yeah lol

    • @sheshshesh2875
      @sheshshesh2875 4 роки тому +6

      KZypher lol he has small pp thats why he deleted it

    • @shiooorii
      @shiooorii 4 роки тому +2

      Is your mom named Karen?

  • @lilchromozome
    @lilchromozome 2 роки тому +8

    Yeah I'm not fighting for my country. I'd rather take the jail time.

  • @Batron99
    @Batron99 2 роки тому +2

    So I got this in my recommendations huh. perfect timing

  • @classified2715
    @classified2715 4 роки тому +886

    War: An era where oldies discuss while youngsters die.

    • @cockus123
      @cockus123 4 роки тому +12

      Striving to be Strong that’s how it should be. Elders are important n we need to keep em alive

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 4 роки тому +15

      @@cockus123 ik but they are sometimes wrong and doesnt notice small things like young ppl do

    • @cockus123
      @cockus123 4 роки тому +4

      AnUnknownPerson not all obviously.
      And the ones that do, are special

    • @keizer5410
      @keizer5410 4 роки тому +24

      A Haunter young people are very important too. they are the future and the next generation. we need them alive as well.

    • @Bruh-zw1le
      @Bruh-zw1le 4 роки тому +3

      You saw that in a quote while playing call of duty blackout 😂😂😂

  • @paulzan2246
    @paulzan2246 4 роки тому +393

    If they start drafting people I’m gonna hide myself behind the second page of a google search result

    • @dazedoos
      @dazedoos 4 роки тому

      Thano’s Farm yes

    • @jordanayala1617
      @jordanayala1617 4 роки тому +7

      I hide in duckduckgo page 20

    • @christianthompson7915
      @christianthompson7915 4 роки тому

      Thano’s Farm the draft isn't around anymore

    • @ghostboyalt6239
      @ghostboyalt6239 4 роки тому +2

      It’s better to hide on the last page of bing because no one looks there

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 4 роки тому

      dude just go to grad school.

  • @ralphghost820
    @ralphghost820 2 роки тому

    Well the new challenge shown is quite good one