Ding Ding: Go finish your Cockulus homework! Genie: Doing Cockulus is for 53704550! Ding Dong: ... WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME? Genie: you heard me! You're an 3704550! Ding Dong: DON'T U DARE SAY THAT TO ME U STOOBID BICH
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This has a better plot twist than most movies.
Fr😂
Never before have I seen a statement with more fax in it, than this comment
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Correction: ALL movies
@@ISuckAtChess69Correction: Most movies
The dad is so shocked that his eyes opened up💀💀💀
😊pl000😊
Nah the fact it was 2times got me dieing
It was actually 4 times,@@farahmohammed-zj5xe
you almost got the devil number (666)
fr
It's the dad's ringtone for me 💀
@@FrinkleFKFor real
@@FrinkleFKIt was not rasist back then people thought
Fuck off I don't know🗿💀
@@FrinkleFK I'm an Indian but I've never heard of that song -__-
🇮🇳 😅
@@ammarahNOMANwell do ur research than
that "cockulator" almost killed me 💀
what.
@@ashleyfaith4596watch the vid and focus on captions
Don't forget the ching ling li Chang lo tang ringtone
im just joking@@aveonlea
@@ashleyfaith4596oh ok
Blud has the goofiest ringtone ever made 💀
India roasting china song
A
@@Naho79 ik
I want that ringtone right now
@@HyperMoeYT me too lol
“He’s stealing your rice cooker” he instantly came home
So true
Well it took him 10 minutes to get there but yeah
You are so funny
I got the same rice cooker… it’s worth fighting the burglar for it 😂
Rice cocker
" bitch not yo " got me dying also the moan at the end💀😂
The uwu thing bro💀
1134
You are a NPC
@@Supernovatheanimatorofficialno u
Haha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“If you use a calculator, you’ll go to hell!
*Him proceeding to use one 5 years later*
bro cares more about his rice coker than his own son
@itsboom8276your not funny, I'm a Asian myself and it's actually racist and not funny. It's just stereotypical
@@Flagwarsprooas an Asian, I disagree.
@@FlagwarsprooShut up
"Coker"😭
typo lol@@Why_why7352
The ring noise when the son called him 💀💀💀
Edit:Rip my nofactions
TRUE…..
It's a song from an Indian movie
Indian racism to China
@@VelvetandVeneer123lol
GOJOOOOOOOOOOO
That "AahH" got me rolling on the floor 💀
Naah that was a moan
Same lmao 😂
Ikr😂
I died
@@Glahadtitan123I didn't know that! 😂
the "ahh~" was personal 💀💀💀
The Asian Moan of Death
bro that moan caught me off guard 💀
Frrr
First time?
Fr 💀
"Cockulator" 💀💀
bro wtf 💀
bro seriously wtf
Bruh i didnt make it up it is in the video
we know
Then why yall saying wtf bruh💀
The dad only went there because the rice cooker was being kidnapped 💀
I was kidding
That stressing “aahhh” at the end 💀💀💀
It was an Asian Moan of Death
“Cockulator” 💀💀💀
it is pretty big
@@oooooooo204ayo?
💀💀💀
@oooooooo204 ayo 💀💀💀
@@NepTuneos ayooooooooo he's sus
the ringtone got me levitating upsidedown sideways😭
What 😭
What😭
India being racist to China song
@@TherianArcanine the song is a banger tho 💀
@@TherianArcaninefr it goes so hard 🔥🔥🔥
Dad's ringtone is very human💀
Very Indian** lol
@@Kdjyjh375that chinese lah
@@Kdjyjh375dont you get the joke?
@@eon1311 🤖
@@Kdjyjh375 :/
I’m surprised the math problem wasn’t 69x420 💀
but that wouldn't fit the plot (1134 inverted is hell)
*Son:"Bc you use a cacoulatoure"*
*Dad:"Ahhh~✨😩"*
BAHAHAHA 😂
😐
@@skeletonholdingatrumpet wow you got the whole squad laughing with that reaction 😐
(chain)
@@nargacugaloverno
@@nargacugalover2020 humor
“Cookulator”
Had me dying😂❤
No is C**kilator
@@АстральныйCockkilater
@novielyngonzales9802 I heard C°CkKilater
@@Астральный cockulatee
cockulator
The ringtone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The plot twist was the best one
The ringtone💀💀💀
I noticed that too 💀💀💀💀
"If I catch you using a *cockulator* again,"
The cockulator is my favourite math tool 💀
The ringtone then the cockalator then he’s stealing your rice cooker! 😂😂😂
Cockalator? 😂😂
“B!tch not u” 😂
😂😂😂
@@gabrieltv14450:59 0:59 0:59
The "aahhh" never get old
Everytime your dad's eyes are opening makes my day 🤣
The moan at the end- 💀
It happens in every video
Yes finally somebody is talking bout the moans
@@user-px5br9fw9yfr lol
You're new for sure 😂
It went like: ahhh❤😂😂
"If i catch you with a COCKULATOR again ill kill you" had me dyin fr💀
Edit:yooo first time i got so many likes
Is it me or only you and me noticed that
Not just y'all:)
Me too
Huntington Huntington
The math test in the background 😭😭😭😭
"Cockulator" had me dying 😂😂😂
Edit: mooooom your idiot is famous
Ive Heard instead co-
@@Kristhemselves bro sem 😂😂😂😂
@@ma.christinacerbas5757 that's not funny,youre dirty minded,ive just heard co-
me: borrowing calculators from my asian classmate everyday 💀💀
It's cockulator
What the fuck is Classmatemate?
what's the name of your classmatemate?
@@Angrykittenplays typo
what is an asian
The moan it's everything 😭 also.. "Cockulator" help what 😭
💀💀💀😂 the plots twist caught me dying 😭💀💀😂😂😂
bro took "Never let them know your next move" to a whole new level
"aih" killed me sideways
its a moan but also its more like auih
"Butch not you, I'm talking about the house!" went too far 💀💀
That "cockulator" got me 💀
"IF I CATCH U WITH A COCKOLATER I'LL KILL U" bro what 💀
😏
@@SnailLordsGD 😩😫😫😫😩😩😩
Bro wtf 💀
"mr. Robert face my wrath-" had me dying 💀😂
MISTER ROBBER FACE MY WRATH
Genie is a fucken genius
Genieus. dont worry im already leaving the stage
@@RomaliusFFoF God damn, that pun would make my dad proud
THE RINGTONE THO-💀
WHEN HE SAID CALCULATOR IT SAID
"CoCkUlAtOr"✔️
When he realized the plan i was like: GET HIM BOIS
The “ahhh~” at the end to😂😂😂
The dad was too mad he opened his eyes like a newborn baby😦
The end “AhaeEhA” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂😂
From using 1134 as hell to the very casual tone of the son at the end, perfection 👌👌👌
Ding Ding: Go finish your Cockulus homework!
Genie: Doing Cockulus is for 53704550!
Ding Dong: ... WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME?
Genie: you heard me! You're an 3704550!
Ding Dong: DON'T U DARE SAY THAT TO ME U STOOBID BICH
i bet the netflix author is writing a scrip for it rn 💀💀
Yea on how to kill this
when he needed help he didint care but if it steals the rice cooker it instantly goes to home😂
The ringtone has me dying 😂😂
Most Ching Ching ringtone ever 💀
the moan at the end made my parents knock me out
"Biinglinglunching." That ringtone 😂😂
The full song name is Thenga Thenga
He opened his eyes when he said “he’s stealing ur rice cooker”
The dad got karma after abusing his son a lot.
Ikr
“Dad takes away cockulator from son. Instantly regrets it” the story is so “deep” and the “twists and turns” are amazingly well put. 69/69
😂
Bro got me on the ground😂
Cockulatur💀💀💀
I am ded💀
At this point I have lost my fate in hamaity
The Asian dad has finally opened his eyes….. what a historical moment
"Cant you just call the 911"💀
and he is stealing your rice cooker 😰
Bro cares the rick cooker more than his son💀💀💀
The ringtone is top tier💀
The son used his Dad‘s own words against him💀
Thé aroused AH at the end I can’t stop laughing u get me every time
"cockulator" got me dying
The dad checkmates himself 💀
Bro really wrote hell on the calculator ☠️☠️☠️
Eldood is doodle spelled backwards
@@ShrimpAlfredoGuy yes sir
Idk
His dad thought his whole life depended on the rice cooker😂😂😂😂😂
I love how sarcastic and funny the sound affects were when the dart met the dad
The last one when the dad fell down the sound
Got me rolling on the floor🤣
Called a *moan*
The ringtone though 😂😂😂
Thats my ringtone irl
"You will go to hell if you use that thing" 💀
Why is nobody talking about how the subtitles said cockulator instead of calculator 💀
I knowwww
Fr
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@@richowens6125 NOOOOOOO 😭
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Foft drink large pls👍
@@CrizamaeCabutan sure that'll be £5.50
That main was personal 💀
how did I not see the plot twist coming? he was talking way too loud on the phone for the robber to not notice
“Son why did you plan all of this to kiLL mE”
“Because you use a cOckuLaToR”
“aEaEa”💀💀💀
These videos has the most unexpected twists in my life, im not kidding.
"And he is stealing your rice cooker"got me rolling all the way to Pluto and back
😐
“Herro” got me dead😂
Ding Dong: Son, why did you plan this whole thing to kill me?!
Genie: BeCOZ im aYeSHeOn!!! **BANG**
Ding Dong: Auuugh!
*Bro really need to get his payback until its 5 years.*
Where can I get that ringtone? 👀
He care so much for the rice cooker that he open his blind eye for 0.1 seconds
Im just suprised that he was able to read the note
"Cockulator" GOT ME ROLLING TO HELL😂
Bro the ringtone 💀
when he said CoCkCuLaToR got me on the floor 😂😂
Ok the end was so unexpected ☠️
That’s like if Genie told ding Dong never use the black card and he Ding Dong found Genie at the KFC
Bro is chini mini ching chong not genie told ding dong
Believe me or not the ring tone is better than any other songs
that was unexpected.
i tought that was gonna be just the math problem
As a student, I can confirm I go to hell after using a calculator
Same I am an ASIAN and remember if your dad says this use the ultimate weapon A BELT
"but his gonna steal your rice cooker"💀💀
👇🏽
i love genie's VIDEOS😊❤
For those wondering, 27x42 is 1,134.
Cockulator is the hellulator
The ultimate uno reverse card 😳💀 ☠️
THE RINGTONE LMAO!!!!!!
" ningningchingne" nobody is questioning the ringtone