FRIENDhammer Fantasy | Total War Warhammer meme dub
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- Опубліковано 10 тра 2024
- In the joyous funness of the fantastical past, there is only friendship and hugs! Get yourself a rundown on how all the factions of the Warhammer world love and respect each other. The gang's all here! And also the Skaven.
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Beastmen - Olivier Bernard
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Vampire Coast - RomainAdd
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Vampire Counts - KylePunkArt
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This is exactly what the warhammer world would have been like if Malekith had never been born.
Aenarion should've never stuck his dick in crazy.
Or at least wear protection.
Morathi. If she hadn't been born, two things wouldn't have happened: Malekith, and her convincing him to launch a coup for the Phoenix Throne.
I love how 90% of the awful things in this setting can all be traced back to Malekith and Morathi
Morathi is the problem, it never was Malekith
Not teally, bc he was the one that actually befriended the races. He became suseptive to morathi's Manipulation after his wife ran away from him bc of her Vision
To stop Horus the Chud, the Emperor really did mess with the entire world timeline
🚨DREADANON CONTINUITY MOMENT 🚨
Are we gonna start fights over lore nitpicks?
*JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN GRAMATICUS!!!!*
@@mastadonking3816 I'm John freaking grammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaticuuuuuus
but ... but ... THE IMPERIUM WAS GOING WOKE ! FATHEEEERRRR ...
Evil version of Warhammer
Peaceanvil be like :
Sheildsickle
@@user-gv6oy2tz8v PeaceAnvil sounds pretty good.
Slightly less goated version of Warhammer
Lore Accurate Warhammer.
Either the skaven are too high on warpstone to be affected by whatever trickery this is, or this is exactly how skaven act when they are friendly.
They didn't instantly nuke anybody so it was quite friendly indeed
those skaven master the art of the tsudere..
@oldrabbit8290 Don't mistook me-me, man-thing! Squeaka didn't help-aid you because I love-affect you! Baka-idiot!
Definitely the latter
When everyone became friendly, Skaven all over the world became even moke paranoid, not letting anyone bond with them but not backstabbing either, what makes them even more paranoid. Poor Queek started to hug other clanrats.
Morathi: I think I’ll spend some quality time with my son, whom I have a perfectly conventional and wholesome relationship with.
Malekith: Well said, beloved mother. Just wait for me to finish this gift basket for the current phoenix king, whose claim to the throne is legitimate and well earned.
Nope, in every timeline morathi is 100% bitch And the worst mother out there
That was always slander. She only has the hots for Aenarion and Tyrion.
So not her son, just her grand grand step-child.
I like the implication that the only thing wrong with Kislev is that they ride bears
Evil orks be like: “Ello mate! Wanna play rugby?”
Isn't that just Blood bowl?
Oi' ya gitz ya need 'elp with da groceries?
@@h2obear466 most likely. I guess the only way to gain peace in warhammer is to play blood bowl
Blood Bowl.
They speak with Posh Accents like Fine Gentlemen
Lord Kroak is too busy being dead to make an appearance.
AW SHOOT I FORGOT THE LIZARD FELLAS. millions must BOK
In this timeline, Lord Kroak decided that his work was done when he died and there was nothing left for him to do.
Oolah, Skinks!
@@DreadAnonAre you saying millions must go to the Bristol Orientieering Klub?
@@DreadAnonOi! Where is Tehenhuain befriending Skaven and Oxyotl hanging out with Daemon of Chaos!?
When everyone has 200+ positive relations with each other in Warhammer Total War. Except for the Skaven, someone enabled Vermintide Endgame for them.
Oxyotl used his teleport to steal all the Skaven's territory and gifted the settlements to the other factions, forming a global alliance.
@@dustrockblues7567Honestly the funniest thing to do in order to fund Lizard XCOM, aggressive real estate!
Karl Franz: "You know, these Elector Counts deserve a day off."
FRIENDSHIP IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD
Evil Franz be like "DISMISS THE ELECTOR COUNTS"
THIS HOLIDAY PLAN DOES HAVE MY CONSENT
BY SIGMAR YES
Evil Karl Franz be like: I LOVE SAURUS
@@alphaprimus7794 I LOVE HEARING THEM SAY BOK
In this universe Chaos Dwarfs are renowned businessmen known for their ethical practices and excellent treatment of their employees, Dark Elves are humble campaigners for human rights, and Lizardmen have taken a rational approach to the Great Plan where they have decided that the Old Ones cared more if the species they created are happy and thriving instead of what shape the continents are and if anybody's sticking to their natural habitats.
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The chaos dwarves pioneering workplace safety
Meanwhile at the brass citidel : “YOU THREE SHOULD COME OVER FOR A PARTY WE HAVE BEEN CHANNELING OUR ANGER INTO MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS!”
In the distance: “SKARBRAND LOVES PAINTING”
SKARBRAND LOVES STANDING IN THE DOORWAY, BUT HE WILL GO INSIDE BECAUSE HE LOVES THAT SLIGHTLY MORE
Evil-Evil Timeline: SKARBRAND HATES BEING REJECTED FROM ART SCHOOL
Scarbrand with a tiny mustache? This truly is a twisted timeline.
SKARBRAND HAS BEEN MAKING GREAT PROGRESS DURING HIS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES
I honestly don't mind a Warhammer Fantasy where everyone gets along and are all friends. But I agree with Skaven, this just doesn't feel right.
This isn't Warhammer this is Peacemallet!
Closest thing would be Blood Bowl where all the races gave up on warring with each other and decided to settle matter through sporting events instead. They still fight but on a much smaller scale.
Peacemallet 40k: In the joy-filled future of the 41st millennium, there is only peace. 😊
Hugs for the hug god, smiles for the smile throne.
Peacemallet… you mean a gavel?
Not peace mallet, hammer and sickle.
The skaven just going home without blowing something up or managing to stab himself in the back is what shows this is truly the best of all possible worlds.
In this version, Settra serves delicious lemonade at his pyramid's tourist shop.
Actually he works at the soup kitchen serving perishable foods
Oh, kindly Settra the Chariatble, The Saint King, The Great, Benevolent King of Nehekhara, The Innovator of New Way, Benevolent Ruler of the Shifting Sand, Great Friend of Sultan, Trusted Ally of Sigmar, Eternal Curator of the Great Museum of Nehekhara, The Soup Kitchen King, Arbiter of the Council of Tomb King, Charmer of the Warrior Queen, Wise Gentlemen of the Desert, Savior of the Nomads, Servant of Great Ptra, Bringer of Hope, The Golden Martyr, King and Elector Count of Khemri, Feeder of the Norscan, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Founder of the Mourntary Charity, Emissary of Peace, and many many more.
Let they be know that Settra will serve his people with his eternal benevolent light!
Kairos will be there to ask for grapes instead of scheming
Settra truly does serve
Settra does not serve, Settra pours.
HOPEMAXED! FRIENDMAXED! HEALTHMAXING! RELATIONMAXING! LOVEMAXING! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Is your name Max?
Perhaps the west has risen
PEACEMAXXING
@@frej7422QUADRILLIONS MUST STRIVE IN UNISON FOR A GRAND PURPOSE
@@frej7422 trillions must live long fulfilling lives
The Lizardmen have opened a petting zoo and Grymloq is on his best behavior as always.
And they give away to all guests their gold and ancient tables as a presents
Skaven will be skaven, even if you cover the entire planet in the magic of friendship.
The skaven went to sleep and dreamn't of a world of happiness and a world without greed and hate. Then he woke up and thanked the Horn one it was just a Nightmare
Oh pleeeease, do this way to the 40k version. This remind me of that artwork where all the 40k faction are holding hands and skipping in a circle with the caption happy earth day
I love that piece of art because of how much genuine seething hatred it seems to evoke in certain people.
@@Slavesforsale1I can't seem to find it even after searching for "Happy Earth Day Warhammer 40k" could you give me pointers ?
@@Akabeche I also couldnt find it.
Same, I want to see what it looks like
Slayers: you know, we've learned the importance of self forgiveness. We acknowledge that we've all made some mistakes in the past, but its time to move on and get started on a flower garden.
Lizardmen: It's a good thing we don't dedicate our entire lives to doing what those silly stone tablets tell us to do. Also we've been thinking about opening Lustria to the world and letting all people enjoy our beautiful, welcoming jungles and beaches.
I just knew... KNEW... that the Skaven would not fold.
Tzeentch: "What don't look at me, even I don't know what's going on."
Nutritious? Black corn?
These words do not mesh and thus the Skaven is infuriated
In Friendhammer Skaven are famous for their very nutritious veggies. They have very much mouths to feed, so they invent stuff that helps them grow their food. Such as Bloomwheel
Grimgor Warmheart: I’M DA BEST (at giving hugs and critical support for my friends 😊)
"A fine bout you devilishly handsome greenskin!"
"Tanks sigma git, but ta b honst I was't feelin up to foitin dis ere mornin"
I’d like to think this was an elaborate ruse by all the factions to defeat the Skaven.
FrolickHammer is so wholesome.
Everyone: corrupted by the friendship magic
The chad Skaven: by the praised-beloved Great Horned Rat, get-leave the f*ck off my world-kingdom.
Settra opening the pyramids for all to enjoy their greatness is exactly what Settra would do
Nah but i why do I genuinely want some random Warhammer story like this-just everyone getting along for one single moment,at least until Mannfred fucks it up.
Meanwhile the Lizardmen just lazily out enjoying the sun and floating on the clear rivers not minding the new human visitors.
my love of elves and dwarfs has made this the best
The Chaos gods would have loved to make an appearance but... Khorne is too busy attending and organising the world's upcoming diplomatic conference.
Nurgle is on the verge of a breakthrough regarding medical research into curing cancer.
Tzeentch is constantly going around calming the winds of magic.
And Slaanesh, having recently taking a vow of chastity, is on a spiritual journey of reflection and prayer.
That particular skaven is coming down from a might nasty warpstone bender eh.
Lion: Wow, I'm sure glad I get to spend some quality time with my brother Konrad.
Konrad: You said it bro. I'm glad Sanguinius could join us as well. His golden locks always warm up my day.
Sangunius: Thank you, brother. But my locks are no match for Fulgrim's.
Fulgrim: Oh nonsense, dear brother. You are far more fabulous. Just ask our ruggedly handsome brother Ferrus.
Ferrus: Both of you look fantastic brothers. Say has anyone seen Leman and Magnus?
Leman: Sorry we're late! I was just catching up on some reading Magnus suggested. Good stuff.
Magnus: And I forgot to bring the booze for the barbeque we're having. Can't leave my home without at least one barrel.
Mortarion: Did you put some of that spicy warp-juice in it? You know I like me some of that magical flavour you always cook up.
Jaghatai: I'm just glad I get to slow down once in a while and spend some time with my brothers for a change. Seems like father is always giving us work.
Angron: Don't say that, brother. You know that father is an important man with many great plans. We should be happy he's given us this time off. I know I am.
Horus: That's right, brother. And whatever our father is doing, I trust that it will be of great benefit to our future.
Dorn: Well, let's get the barbeque started then. Perturabo, you can set up the table. I see you've put a lot of effort into making it. Very impressive.
Perturabo: Thank you, brother. And the large grill you've fashioned for the occasion is a marvelous feat of engineering. I expected no less from you.
Vulkan: I'm sad that Corvus couldn't make it.
Corvus: Surprise hug! You thought I'd miss, you big dummy?
Lorgar: Well then, shall we take our seats? I propose we make a toast. To the Imperial Truth. May all ignorant peoples prosper once we eliminate the threat of religion and superstitio. Oh, sorry Roboute, I've sat on the 13th chair. That one is supposed to be yours.
Roboute: No worries, brother. There's no need for such petty and minor organisation on this fine day. Anyone can take whatever seat they want.
*Door opens*
All primarchs: Alpharius! Omegon! Glad you could come!
Alpharious and Omegon: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!
The plan is working as intended a tad bit too well
Age of Sigmar is like, 30% there, mostly because Chaos is more competent, forcing better cooperation in order (barely)
And because GW is not run by Tatcher-era angry young men anymore.
I can also believe that they all got together and stage this just pissed the skaven off
Maybe they all became friends JUST to piss the skaven off
I see everything went well in the Great Ones Plans, except for the Skaven, for not even the biggest fat toads could not have predicted them.
I was waiting to see which faction would still be awful, figured it would be this, or the beastmen.
Squeakka done smoked too much Vampire Coast Biletoad-pack. Puffed himself into the mirror dimension.
I would love to see skarbrand being khornes favorite kiddo while wearing overalls, a propeller cap, and holding a lollipop.
Nagash: "Greeting, High King Settra. It is I, High Priest Nagash. I hope there's no hard feelings about the lack of gold flesh, my king; my spell to make Nehekharans immortal went a bit awry by mistake. Now, I have to oversee preparations for the yearly banquet where we celebrate our alliance with the living. But first, I must find a messenger to send a letter to my beloved brother Thutep and his wife."
This cheered me up from failing my accounting exam. Thank you.
Hearing dwarves being friendly with elves is unsettling tbh
Oh but they used to be
Warhammer if everyone was nice to each other and friends, this is exactly what I want.
Blood Bowl is probably the closest to it. Most of the races _get along_ to some extent and conflict is solved via (violent, because it's still Warhammer) football matches instead of war.
I made a lore setting so all sides should see what the issue is
When everyone collectively agrees to try and get rid of the skaven.
The little stompy sounds of the skaven coming back to tell everyone to shut up is cute lol. He's so done with this shit. Also, the fact he didn't stab anyone, blow anything up, or poison the water supply is probably the nicest a skaven has ever been to other races.
Meanwhile, the evil Chaos gods are as follows:
*Nurgle:* A highly-vocal spokesman for the virtues of clean living that frequently collaborates with his loving wife Isha to devise cures for whatever new ailments plague the mortal plane.
*Slaanesh:* A great believer in enriching oneself through pursuing their passions, as long as it doesn't dominate one's life.
*Tzeentch:* The primal father of academia in the setting who only seeks to enable the mortal races to better their knowledge in all subjects.
*Khorne:* Blood Bowl exists in this universe, so he's pretty much set in terms of a steady flow of blood and skulls without endangering the world at large.
Just as wholesome as Belegar opening up Karak eight peaks for homeless green skins and skaven
Its giving “your my friend now😊🎼🎶”
After wine and magic lessons in Ulthuan, it's Blood Bowl at noon and Cathayan fireworks at dusk. A sound time.
I can't take Warhammer seriously anymore, so these videos are a good source of fun. It's almost what GW deserves to be made of their business.
Everyone being nice would drive poor rats into utter paranoia, they can't deal with it!
The skaven dug too deep and ended up in a timeline where everyone is friends.
💀 chaos : so well I guess we don’t enslave humans I guess ?
Khorne is your personal trainer, Tzeentch is a whacky college philosophy professor, Slaanesh makes great art to encourage people to follow there passions, and Nurgle is a great family man to his wife and children
@@capadociaash8003 Nurgle is everyone's cool uncle
I was waiting for the twist, and my Skaven delivered.
Truly the darkest timeline. Clearly the product of the deeply perverse and twisted mind of a true mad man.
That Skaven sounds so freaked out!
With how tragic everything usually ends up this would be a nice change of pace to see everyone get along and not deal in absolutes for 5 minutes
Their is someone chaotic enough to make a full table top plot the revolves around the pc be transported to that “plain of reality” and having to be good to get back home😂
Nice Manfred this truly is a dark timeline
Evil Skaven be like: “No, I can’t smoke-snort warpstone, that would be too-too dangerous. And besides, I need to focus-concentrate on my upcoming health-safety training!”
Love you guys, enjoying the shakeup in content. Looking forward to see what you guys get up to next. Big love
Using that clip of Doja Cat singing moo for the beastmen was a master stroke.
Literally The old world new lore lmao
Btw that vampire coast voice and skaven are on point 🗿🔥🗣
Tzeentch: "Hey guys mine if I come? I had to cancel my vacation plans and am looking for something to do."
Goddamn every faction was fucking hilarious.
Was waiting for a Manfred backstab but skaven being the only "normal" ones was a solid end.
Warhammer: the Friend Times
Grom the Paunch: “low calorie”
Ok now that’s just too unbelievable.
Even when everyone (Skaven included) are wholesome and friendly, Greasus still says "gut" in very badass way
Evil beastmen be like: “I can survive on the tabletop for more than 35 seconds”
i am shaking and crying right now; cant believe northmen just insulted beast men like that
Skaven was Speak-Talking Straight-Straight Truth-Facts!
The use of background music is so funny and perfect fucking moo by doja cat for beastmen lmao
I don't know how, but your videos always put a smile on my face!
Another banger
I know I’m late.
But I love that DreadAnon has just decided Kislev is an extended STALKER reference. Bandit Radio is a nice touch.
im just disappointed Settra didnt say he would gladly SERVE everyone food and drinks
"awww bummer I couldn't be king, oh well!! " - Malekith
Someone give Mr. Skaven's voice actor a raise. A big-big raise.
This is what the community want when they say humans, elves, and dwarves should work together and be friends
This video makes me chuckle every time.
"I must bring my peasent friends who are my equals"
You had BROhammer Fantasy right there as the freest layup known to man and you BLEW IT
Still funny video.
This is one of your greatest works - now we will have peace and prosperity
Karl Franz: I'm totally peacepilled. I'm basically a friendmaxing lovecell.
Khorne the calm ,friendly and peace loving deity that encourages his followers to be positive and kind to everyone, so that he can give you his gift in form of a gold sticker star for your Armor.
Of course the skavens are still themselves😂
Every once in a while declare peace, it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
Yes I like the Skaven are the only “sane” ones in this comic
Friendliest Skaven: doesn’t shoot drugs and rush you
in this timeline, the Halflings are the evilest race
They gain the mannerisms of a chihuahua and refuse to steal anything
Mazdamundi: "I have felt a disturbance in the Geomantic Web...I'm going to go take a nap now."
You know Skaven are the real assholes when even Chaos is like got anything to share with us.
When I stared I thought "how would the skaven be nice?!" Just to find out they aren't and I wasn't surprised
Loving the Runescape music
There NEEDS to be an AoS sequel to this, there are tons of jokes you can make with that!
I love how the orcs weren't even included. Probably because it's physically impossible to imagine a friendly ork.
Saltzpyre questioning the greatness of Sigmar? This truly is Evil Warhammer.