Arthur might be the most useless protagonist ever in a movie, he lied to his wife and his dad, broke a pedant used to keep a demon at bay, hid it from everyone, unleashed a powerful demon, and couldn't even follow basic tasks to stop the demon and seal it up, and killed himself. at this point the demon is the protagonist and the people are just there villains lol.
To be fair, he didn't know the pendant's purpose. You wouldn't have known either. I'm not jewish and I had zero clue about that knowledge let alone able to even read Hebrew.
The same way I do with potential hauntings. Here creepy noise in the middle of the night trying to make you scared yet curious. Walk to the door close it saying “not today Satan “ go back to bed. Lol
Back in college I moved into an apartment and like the 3rd day there I heard something crash in the middle of the night. I yelled out "I *just* paid rent here and now I'm broke you got me fucked up roomie" 😂😂😂 Mostly it was because when I'm scared I try to make light of the situation. Never figured out what the noise was, so could've been all in my head.
And i also dont get why movie charachters cant shut up and complete the ritual. I would happily sacrifice one of the neighbourhood kids if it meant for my entire family to be alive.
@@Xavier-ui3uz Considering she's a demon who constantly deceived and lied to her victims throughout the movie... no I wouldn't do that because she's probably lying again. If anything I would lie to her that I would do that just to give my family more time to plot against her.
Wait are you the one who who made my sleep paralysis? You messed up instead of a face behind the curtain you had a line of a weird face with an arrow into it with texting saying creepy face here.
The one thing that I've learned in the media is that when you make a deal with a chaotic being, ie a demon, that the only "gift" you receive is a price you have to pay for summoning it. Sure you collected all the pieces for the summoning but that was your "gift", bringing another entity into the world. Now you have to pay the price for it being there. Just a little advice for anyone thinking of making a contract with demons or monsters in the future 😂
People who know what they are doing: just stay in this circle Every monster with half a brain: oh no a circle... gonna just take this wife or child now Hero: GASP! Must immediately stop the thing that will kill the thing I cannot kill!
After watching this movie I learned that the number one rule to beat this movie is the police rule except this time apply it to literally everyone you know… if you see something say something
In a world where demons exist it is safe to assume that god does and they're probably not really fine with sacrificing children to a demon. In the long term, serving little Timmy on a silver plate may not be the best idea
The one thing I realized over the time I’ve watched this channel is not to be in any situation where How To Beat is present. On the other hand I would like it because I could hopefully team up with him and hope he doesn’t have to kill me
If only they had the ring King Solomon used to bind demons (including Obizuth, another name for the demon in this film. Although she was useless to Solomon because the only thing she was good for was killing & maiming children) and force them to build the temple of Jerusalem. Of course he’d still probably manage to somehow screw that up as well.
I’m proud of myself for finding this video this early! Have a damn good day and remember, don’t pull knives out of corpses and cut weird necklaces off said bodies
Arthur made bad decisions, but the worst. Only trying to make a good decision at the last moment, he couldn't just wait to complete the ritual? He saw himself he couldn't do anything physically
You should do a How To Beat video on The Babysitter or The Babysitter: Killer Queen. I've watched it probably a dozen times and it would be so cool to watch one of my favorite channels react to one of my favorite movies.
Well, at least these people did not find a book made out of human flesh and penned in human blood and accidentally play a tape recording of some ancient chants and release some Deadites into the world - now that would just be insane beyond belief!!!!
@@Mikescool444 Perhaps. I know in the 90s/00s there was the 'dad is too busy for the family' in family movies, then forever in cheesy Hallmark movies or the like.
Damn them demons don’t play around and whenever I’m watching movies like this I’m like “Jesus, please protect me” like it gets me on edge but I like that type of feeling
Only you can make me watch these Movies ma man..thanks for the great contents as always..but how to beat this I’d probably panicked and just gave up my baby..sorry but I can have another one..
It was explained at 30:42, that when the ear piercing sound happened, the demon knocked the necklace to the ground, but Arthur was too distracted by what was going on to notice.
There are also other times in our tradition where one is vulnerable to spiritual interference, one of them is pregnancy and childbirth. I believe Claire being pregnant allows her to be more suseptable to the being's influence.
I would survive by not believing in the occult, being unwilling to mess with the occult so I am not proven dangerously wrong, being strong-willed, and being able to compartmentalize so I can do what needs doing.
Artie was so incompetent I was pretty much like good riddance. And why was Claire even still in the house with a built in baby sacrificing alter. Love the review but damn this movie looks like it would blow.
Why did he put the demon in such a fragile necklace? Like if it shatters so easily from just being knocked onto the floor from a table, it was BOUND to break at some point.
Your solution is to appease a demon with the routine sacrifice of innocent children, regardless of their behavior, they are innocent. If demons exist, then so does the Abrahamic God, which means you are trading a temporary respite and potential benefits of serving a demon, for an eternity of suffering for the trespass of same. You failed to win and failed to survive, by proxy, according to the rules that you have submitted to in your theory.
These demons have no tact. If I were a demon, i would compel my victims to summon MORE demons. Then, i would relinquish these demons to gaslight the household into thinking I am a guardian spirit and even use what little hold i have on this reality to give them certain boons "without" cost. They would get promotions, health, and love using the power of other demons. Then I would slowly convince them they need to sacrifice in order to continue their blessings and have my protection and advice to ward off demons. In reality, i would be inviting danger into the home to make my position relevant and dispatching the weaker demons to look like a hero. Kind of how the mafia makes you pay for protection when they themselves are the threat that you need protection from.
I love the videos but the connection he makes seem incredibly strange when he claims a person should know something they didn’t witness … like yea she saw this so there for it must be a demon because someone else saw something specific previously
Have a damn good day!!!
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@@BALD_KEL_ORANGE_JOEyou really want attention🤦♂️
@@randomboy2347 hey don’t we all? Lol 💜 let’s admit that to ourselves shall we
And have a damn good day !
The intro of "This ancient evil is starving for a kids meal, and not the kind that comes with a toy" made me laugh out loud.
Arthur might be the most useless protagonist ever in a movie, he lied to his wife and his dad, broke a pedant used to keep a demon at bay, hid it from everyone, unleashed a powerful demon, and couldn't even follow basic tasks to stop the demon and seal it up, and killed himself. at this point the demon is the protagonist and the people are just there villains lol.
At that point he's just there for the thrill
To be fair, he didn't know the pendant's purpose. You wouldn't have known either. I'm not jewish and I had zero clue about that knowledge let alone able to even read Hebrew.
"...at this point the demon is the protagonist and the people are just there villains lol..." Oy vey shut it down.
@@tooton9098right, but you drop the necklace, do you kick it down the drain? No, you say hey, I dropped this on accident.
Arthur was useless in every possible way, that’s an achievement at this point
This is one of the few movies where I was rooting for the main character's death.
Lmaooooo
Same thing with me when I was watching "You"😂
The same way I do with potential hauntings. Here creepy noise in the middle of the night trying to make you scared yet curious. Walk to the door close it saying “not today Satan “ go back to bed. Lol
Back in college I moved into an apartment and like the 3rd day there I heard something crash in the middle of the night. I yelled out "I *just* paid rent here and now I'm broke you got me fucked up roomie" 😂😂😂 Mostly it was because when I'm scared I try to make light of the situation. Never figured out what the noise was, so could've been all in my head.
@@JB-bm1tobased 🥤🗿
It also could be a cute cat. Or even 6 of them. So why wouldn't you check it out? 🤨
@@leonnunhofer3453 a question like that is how you don’t make it to the sequel
Selling his own father's house is kind of dick move
And i also dont get why movie charachters cant shut up and complete the ritual. I would happily sacrifice one of the neighbourhood kids if it meant for my entire family to be alive.
@@Aalijah_Matyevna facts bro so many people say I would be a dick as if they wouldn’t do same thing
@@Xavier-ui3uz every social animal in nature protects their own, idk why folks think we are diffrent.
@@Xavier-ui3uz Considering she's a demon who constantly deceived and lied to her victims throughout the movie... no I wouldn't do that because she's probably lying again.
If anything I would lie to her that I would do that just to give my family more time to plot against her.
Arthur failing everything is so relatable tbh
I find it weird a murder happened and the police did not collect the dagger or necklace as evidence as they seem sus
Kanye West got in trouble for explaining why😂
NOT written into the script
@@jamesbednar8625makes sense
It was apparent suicide, not a murder.
"I understand he's embarrassed and he should be" 😂😂😂 I'd buy an audio tape of just your quips and one liners
They were the most horror protagonists to ever horror protagonist. A bunch of puppets. Still entertaining to see the demon win for once
As a demon myself. This is a ez win.
How To Beat THE DEMON ABYZOU In "The Offering"
Hummer ev plz 🙏
Couldn’t agree more
Wait are you the one who who made my sleep paralysis? You messed up instead of a face behind the curtain you had a line of a weird face with an arrow into it with texting saying creepy face here.
🤓🤓
The one thing that I've learned in the media is that when you make a deal with a chaotic being, ie a demon, that the only "gift" you receive is a price you have to pay for summoning it. Sure you collected all the pieces for the summoning but that was your "gift", bringing another entity into the world. Now you have to pay the price for it being there.
Just a little advice for anyone thinking of making a contract with demons or monsters in the future 😂
Depends entirely on the demon.
Their price varies from who and what they are.
Especially when there's rankings of demons and such.
Well darn. There goes my plans for tonight.
Exactly, check out a movie called "Anything for Jackson".
The little timmy joke got me dead 😂😂😂😂
People who know what they are doing: just stay in this circle
Every monster with half a brain: oh no a circle... gonna just take this wife or child now
Hero: GASP! Must immediately stop the thing that will kill the thing I cannot kill!
After watching this movie I learned that the number one rule to beat this movie is the police rule except this time apply it to literally everyone you know… if you see something say something
Im glad the videos are back to normal
"This ancient evil is starving for a kids meal and not the kind that comes with a free toy"
Me: *chuckles* comedy gold
man after so many years of watching your videos you still have so many ways of defeating these movies have a wonderful day How To Beat
In a world where demons exist it is safe to assume that god does and they're probably not really fine with sacrificing children to a demon. In the long term, serving little Timmy on a silver plate may not be the best idea
30:11 that was cold blooded af lol
Bro really released this at 3am my time 😭 thumbnail nearly killed me
Your vids are so entertaining. Keep up the good work 👍👍👌👍👍👌
Wow. Good summary!
"And the thing about Arthur is, that he doesn't make very good decisions" I feel called out
The one thing I realized over the time I’ve watched this channel is not to be in any situation where How To Beat is present. On the other hand I would like it because I could hopefully team up with him and hope he doesn’t have to kill me
Ofc you shouldnt team up cuz eventually you are a meat shield
If only they had the ring King Solomon used to bind demons (including Obizuth, another name for the demon in this film. Although she was useless to Solomon because the only thing she was good for was killing & maiming children) and force them to build the temple of Jerusalem.
Of course he’d still probably manage to somehow screw that up as well.
I’m proud of myself for finding this video this early! Have a damn good day and remember, don’t pull knives out of corpses and cut weird necklaces off said bodies
So the Demon won at the end of the movie.
Arthur made bad decisions, but the worst. Only trying to make a good decision at the last moment, he couldn't just wait to complete the ritual? He saw himself he couldn't do anything physically
i couldn’t hold my laugh in when bro said he had a heart attack and died
29:28 No one is safe when "How To Beat" is in town!!... 🤨😭🤣
Arthur's first reaction to a body is to start touching it like a child
Abyzou was the same demon in the dybbuk box from the 2011 film “The Possession”.
Me: *exists*
Cinema Summary: "And that was his biggest mistake."
12:36 When the demon in front of you doesn't clap but your heart does.
You should do a How To Beat video on The Babysitter or The Babysitter: Killer Queen. I've watched it probably a dozen times and it would be so cool to watch one of my favorite channels react to one of my favorite movies.
Well, at least these people did not find a book made out of human flesh and penned in human blood and accidentally play a tape recording of some ancient chants and release some Deadites into the world - now that would just be insane beyond belief!!!!
Facts!
Arthur should tell his father in the first place. I enjoyed the video. Good work on the video.
Whats with the bad fathers in movies nowadays? Amazing video cant wait for saturday.
Nowadays? There've been movies with bad parents of all kinds since the start of filmmaking.
@@bleakautomaton4808 I guess they mean there’s been an influx of them?
@@Mikescool444 Perhaps. I know in the 90s/00s there was the 'dad is too busy for the family' in family movies, then forever in cheesy Hallmark movies or the like.
Or just bad writing
You know that characters don't know what genre they are in right?
It's always the people who try to help that dies the fastest.
That is always a smart move for the demon
@@Bugermanchi yeah kill off anyone who has knowledge about the demon first so the protagonist is defenseless lol.
How to beat demons? Simple, Flood ur house with holy water.
They’re some really dark jokes that can be made from this movie but I trust that no one will make them
In spite of the fact that I find you a fool, I respect that you maintain a figment of faith in people.
Like..? 🤦🏻♂️
Is it the fact they are Jews?
@@yonatann5988 1 kids meal pls
@@yonatann5988 Like "damn I don't even blame the demon I'd do the same thing if I got scammed and trapped in a necklace by a Jew"
How to beat the offering: Don’t have a kid.
More like don't have an idiot son xD
@@koreancowboy42that too
If Arthur wasn't so stupid, I think most of the characters would have survived.
Damn them demons don’t play around and whenever I’m watching movies like this I’m like “Jesus, please protect me” like it gets me on edge but I like that type of feeling
Glad to see you back ( I hope you see other day! :D )
Just got Abyzou on the game Watcher Of Realms\m/ Hell yeah! Great video BTW!
That The Clash reference just landed you a spot at the dad joke round table, sir. B-)
Only you can make me watch these Movies ma man..thanks for the great contents as always..but how to beat this I’d probably panicked and just gave up my baby..sorry but I can have another one..
i still dont understand why Arthur removed the necklace
It was explained at 30:42, that when the ear piercing sound happened, the demon knocked the necklace to the ground, but Arthur was too distracted by what was going on to notice.
@@ViolarulesGaming no, not then. When he is inspecting the body at the beginning.
Honestly, this demon reminds me more of Moloch. The cow head, the eating children, that moreso aligns with Moloch than Abyzou
Arthur doesn't have this 🧠. I feel bad for his wife and baby. Gurl needs some glasses and choose a better man in her next life.
He knows a demons involved but with out an amulet it can’t cause further harm to bad some one moved it
My dad has tinnitus and I feel really bad for him. The bad thing is that he is deef in one ear and his good ear has tinnitus
Have a damn good day.
I hate horror movies where the protagonists loses, just feels bad
12:31 start yelling in Latin, Hebrew, any other holy language and PRAY for anything out there to help you
Hi How To Beat I love this and I hope you have a good day and you are awesome and funny
Yes the perfect video to watch as I drift off to sleep
I actually really enjoy ur vids. ❤
29:38
And here we go again with the shield meat deal.
There are also other times in our tradition where one is vulnerable to spiritual interference, one of them is pregnancy and childbirth. I believe Claire being pregnant allows her to be more suseptable to the being's influence.
The idea is that malice is drawn to joyous things. Childbirth, pregnancy, weddings, b'nei mitzvahs, etc.
If all we have to do is sacrifice one little twerp- I like the language used here😂
Bro said, "Can I have the kid meal with a side of blood for the sauce"
I would survive by not believing in the occult, being unwilling to mess with the occult so I am not proven dangerously wrong, being strong-willed, and being able to compartmentalize so I can do what needs doing.
POV the first few comments be like: *”HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY”*
Great video ❤
Sorry little Timmy from down the street, it’s me or you 😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
Imagine asking about the kids shortly before one dies. Dude's going to jail 🤣
Artie was so incompetent I was pretty much like good riddance. And why was Claire even still in the house with a built in baby sacrificing alter. Love the review but damn this movie looks like it would blow.
9:45 ghostly feet 😂
Oml first comment! I love ur videos how to beat upload more
Nope you wish kid
I have Tanjiro’s earrings so I should be good
Lol no way he just tried to convince us sacrifice kids from the neighborhood someone’s on a villain arc 😂
What do you mean 1 down 5 more to go, this is not a death game 😂😂😂
Can you do how to beat the shining and jaws
Why did he put the demon in such a fragile necklace? Like if it shatters so easily from just being knocked onto the floor from a table, it was BOUND to break at some point.
Literally, I have a cheap glass necklace and it's more resistant than that
The demon tried to eat a baby...
...but that was his biggest steak.
Would consider covering DR. Sleep?
Your solution is to appease a demon with the routine sacrifice of innocent children, regardless of their behavior, they are innocent. If demons exist, then so does the Abrahamic God, which means you are trading a temporary respite and potential benefits of serving a demon, for an eternity of suffering for the trespass of same. You failed to win and failed to survive, by proxy, according to the rules that you have submitted to in your theory.
I'm really surprised you haven't done it yet but could you please do Silent Hill
Honestly, I'd beat it by simply running HANDS
this is why ya dont make transmutation circles in your house. ya loose limbs and bodies
Nice vid, it would be cool if you could also add some subtitles 👍
They should've had Ash from Evil Dead on speed dial smh 😮😮😮
Have a damn good day‼️
last movie i watched where an estranged son and father do an unexpected morgue visit did NOT end well
Hello Bone Lord. I offer up my black goat and stunted wolf as a sacrifice
Stay in the circle!
I used to really love horror films, but the 'makes another stupid decision' trope has made me tired of the genre
Bro I just say this and almost had a heart attack 1 minutes ago my god
These demons have no tact. If I were a demon, i would compel my victims to summon MORE demons. Then, i would relinquish these demons to gaslight the household into thinking I am a guardian spirit and even use what little hold i have on this reality to give them certain boons "without" cost. They would get promotions, health, and love using the power of other demons. Then I would slowly convince them they need to sacrifice in order to continue their blessings and have my protection and advice to ward off demons. In reality, i would be inviting danger into the home to make my position relevant and dispatching the weaker demons to look like a hero. Kind of how the mafia makes you pay for protection when they themselves are the threat that you need protection from.
I love when im early AND HAVE A DAMM GOOD DAY
The thumbnail scared the shit out of me
CAN YOU DO HOW TO BEAT “FEAR STREET”
Please do "Frozen" (2010)
Elsa? 😅
@@yowashaja2008 nah Disney's Frozen came out in 2013. I'm talking bout the movie where people get stuck on a ski lift.
@@dis_john jk 😅
nice video
I love the videos but the connection he makes seem incredibly strange when he claims a person should know something they didn’t witness … like yea she saw this so there for it must be a demon because someone else saw something specific previously