The Fog Machine of War | Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2024
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►Keemstar's Thin Skin
►Paralysis of Choice
►Friends and Family Discounts
►Soap Ejaculate
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I guess they had to double the runtime to fit a second fat man in.
Fat men? Run time? Not likely.
To them, at the center of that gravity, it was only 2 hours.
Made me chuckle
You'd think they'd finish twice as fast with everyone talking over each other
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Vito's booty is the best part of the show, I love how mad he gets
For the love of God Vito, we need more autistic fast food videos. You explaining how Subway destroyed the fast food industry was incredibly fascinating!
Vito needs to do the food history show. People love food stuff.
History of shit food.
Easy money.
the fog machine had me dead
Saw the thumbnail and thought maybe they hotboxed the studio but it was more theatric than that
There do be an ominous fog among the seas. Many landblubbers lost to such a terrible fate.
Vito: communism is good bc youth baseball....bc no families could meet once a week to just play baseball.
Dick: you got another example?
Vito: I gave an(horrible) example....(Trails off fattily
The Rodney Dangerfield too much respect bit had me in literal tears
That segment would have gone nowhere if not for Josh Denny. He carried that. He does a pretty good Dangerfield voice.
I want more but I’m not holding my breath. I’ve been waiting for more James retarded Bond for like three months.
I wish they made that a clip 😂
Damn im actually massively invested in Vitos pizza stories. Id unironically watch a full length vid of that.
Damn vito and his cheese pizzas.
Honestly he should focus on his strengths rather than the shit he thinks people want to hear.
@@Boombadbang As great as it is for his and Dick's comedic dynamic Vito should care less about what people think about him.
The mental picture of Crazy Taxi Pizza Delivery Vito is hilarious
RIP car 🪦 🚗
Vito: I'm constantly on my phone while I drive but I never wreck
Also Vito: I had to stop delivering Pizzas because I kept getting in wrecks
Past tense vs present tense
He stopped getting into wrecks when he started being on his phone while driving. Also Dominos probably was trying to kill him and make it look like an accident.
I knew in the last episode how Dick was furiously ordering the fog machine how this would turn out. One of the best episodes yet vito you don't know shit about comedy bits this is great
I've had that fucking "Vito's cat is gone forever" song stuck in my head since you guys first played it
Well done to Vito for improving the profile of the show and getting guests like Yogscast.
Diggy diggy joke.
How has Vito never expanded on the dominos lore. This shit is hilarious.
“The segment that costs 50 dollars.” 😂😂😂😂 fucking brilliant!!
Vote it uuuuuup, its now or neverrrr, Vito's cat is lost foreverrrr
Vito will be fateverrrrr
Dick's idea is good, Vito should just make a show about food/franchise histories and food reviews, as it is most of his problems on this show are food problems. You can tell just by looking at Vito that he clearly has a passion for it. I wouldn't even mind hearing more Dominoes stories.
Vito's consistent inability to properly ask for a beverage tells me everything I need to know about him.
Man you think Vito is cringe and then he busts into the fever dream dominoes story hahahahahaha I would watch videos all day about his food autism
"He disappeared into fat air"
Was a banger from Dick that didn't get the right amount of attention
I'm glad the guy who gives me uncollected youtube advice just said "I don't know how to make youtube videos" 32:39
omg the fog had my dying laughing
5:38 Show starts
7:45 Intro
- 10:07 TSWG (and every other woman) is mad at Vito
- 21:02 Josh Denny's comedy show (freeloaders)
- 24:58 Vito's growing his hair back!
26:37 Last week's winner
29:20 Viewer comments
- 34:02 Ed Piskor and MeToo
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42:14 Problem: Paralysis of Choice
1:02:10 Problem: Friends and Family Discount
- 1:12:03 Vito's Dad's Domino's Pizzas
- 1:16:28 Vito's delivery driver days
1:25:36 Problem: Soap Ejaculate
1:30:03 Connor the Editor Call-In Problem: Keemstar's Thin Skin
- 1:50:01 Hot Goss!
- 2:08:35 Vito's buffet hacks
2:11:03 Wrap-Up
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2:14:22 Superchats
- 2:15:41 Vito is rude about a Diet Coke
- 2:23:54 Maddox
- 2:31:03 RIP Car
- 2:45:18 Chuck Dixon
- 2:54:56 The Quartering
- 2:59:09 Jesse Lee Peterson
- 3:03:57 UA-cam Cope
- 3:07:40 UBI and taxes
- 3:17:41 Picking up the pace
- 3:21:35 Pirate Chat and Setup
- 3:26:33 New pirate tool leads to disaster
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3:33:29 Vito's Booty
3:34:35 Weigh-in
3:39:14 Prize reveal
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3:41:25 End of show
Mr Abtruse is straight like krimcl is employed
GOATED AS FUCK 🙏🏼
Feelin better buddy?
My guts hurt from laughing so hard at the pirate fog machine. Good god.
I can’t believe they got a fog machine on as a guest
great episode guys! Vito doing food deep dives is a fucking great idea, and Vito being against it just proves the fact. That guy's got an allergy to success.
I'm down for Vito Fast Food History.
Mabey:
Phood Eats & Dopamine Obsessions
Finally a guest that's not a DEI quota
Ur a weirdo. I can tell ur obsessed 🫵😂
Do you feel represented?
You don't enjoy Ricky and Avery knox's guest appearances? They are my favourite guests
@@Eightsixseven23224 no those are retarded
I would absolutely watch food video essays from Vito
This show is way better than the lolcow podcast ya all interact with your audience and are actually funny
The Last of Us but it’s Vito and a snappy vaping teen who have to deliver piping hot ‘za’s in a zombie infested apocalyptic future. The story climaxes with the realization that the teen is the descendant of Papa John.
Hopefully the 15 year old they get for Vito's show will be hotter than the one they got for the original show.
Would only work if Vito was in blackface for the weight of the reveal of being a descendant of a man who said the n-word
"no-one wants to be slammed by a pdf file"
"I'm not slamming him"
I love how last week Vito literally suggested that Dick gets a fog machine instead of his stupid bit and then loses his fat brain over it
Not only is Dick looking like Troy McLure, he actually sounds like him too. Still, not as bad as looking like Vito. Vito is more like "Troy Mc-Lure little boys into my van".
Vito with the Maddox joke at around 11 mins.
I immediately thought that too!
Vito uncovering food related conspiracies would be pretty amazing tbf
NGL I'd watch a lot more Vito content if he did videos on the late 90s-mid 2000s fast food industry...
Veto's booty was the best part of the show... hands down😂😂
I swear that guy in the middle was my Uber driver last week. What are the odds?
Sir! He is a comedian! So... Pretty high.
@@SpentAmbitionDrainis he, tho?
Vito should narrate cooking videos David Attenborough style in a fake English accent.
Give videos epic titles like "The secret life of a hoagie sandwich" or "Lost world of Carbonara"
10/10 episode. Laughed out loud many times
The 'please' argument made me appreciate MrGirl's appearance more.
bring back the fog machine it has way more comedic value than vito at times
Thar be me hearty-diseases. The fog machine is actually hilarious though. He's a Kraken. As in "Kraken open some heart disease medicine."
i can confirm what vito is saying at 1:20:50 i used to cook for sbarro and the manager would constantly tell me to use less chz than their own company recipe said to use. it said 10 OZ of chz and he kept saying to use 8 OZ. i kept ignoring him and went by the book. i tried telling him no1 wants a pizza with sauce holes on top. that location was closed like a year after i was gone
No shit, Vito’s subway/dominoes story was interesting af. Vito should win this week!
the fog machine bit killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Needs more smoke. Otherwise, great show. The guest today was fantastic.
I love how, for once, Vito actually said "my" instead of "our" and still gets shit on lmao
Vito delivered pizza 500 years ago and thinks that's why his sleep schedule is messed up
Edit: And he's a rude asshole who knew
bro the thumbnail
Fog Machine was an A+++ idea. Great job, guys
Buffeeto.
A good episode with 3 great moments; 1. Vito doesn't understand soap 2. Vito working at Dominos 3. Fog machine
Josh Denny episodes are always class. Was hoping we’d get another soon. Vito, fascinating food knowledge and experiences.
thank god josh was here today, vito was so low energy for so long that the show would've been completely dead without him
Every guest is a better cohost
Vito: The solution is not figuring out how to make all men weaker. The solution is figuring out how to make all men stronger
Can we get a picture of Vito’s fabled home scale? That thing has to be thin as paper if he’s stomping on it everyday.
The fog machine was an incredible addition to the show. Thanks!
Great show, guys. The fog was the best bit. More fog, plz
The vote it up stinger is so fucking good, I love how genuine it is- that guy meant the shit out of it and the choices he made during production really paid off, its something very singular and unique
Id watch vitos fast food passion videos 💯
Am I supposed to know who the third fat guy is?
Really needed this long show for my shit job this morning 👌
Wow! Vito cant back up or explain any part of ANY of his "Beliefs" when pressed?!
Im SHOCKED!
I’m all here for the Biggest Problem vs. Lolcow beef. Hopefully we can get a screaming match between them eventually.
Vito’s paradox of choice
Let’s find the Dominos Vito’s Dad used to run
Vito: “Is she like really good friends with melanie mac? I guess she is…”
Dick: “Shes more good friends with her than with you” 😂😂 10:05
I want to watch a video about Illusion of Gaia. Its part of a trilogy I’ve always wanted to play but never did. The others being Soul Blaze and Terranigma.
Terra-what??
Self-sabotaging Vito
I loved vitos pizza delivery story!
Hotboxing in the studio
I love the fog, BTW !
Good show!
Vito, please stop talking about Cheese Pizza trust me.
Considering pepperoni is the default in most people's minds, you'd think Vito would just throw in the towel and just never acknowledge cheese and bread in the same conversation.
Totally agree with Dick. Assigning value based on things that earn money is what makes it good and work… Vito’s example was bad. Picking weeds and beautifying the neighborhood? We literally pay people to do that. It has value.
Raising your kids has monetary incentive. Successful kids will not need handouts or support you in old age. It’s an investment.
Youth software coach can network you with people who can get you a new job. Its also leisure activity which is done just for fun. I don’t get paid for playing Medieval Dynasty.
There are jobs that have no value and weirdos wonder why they don’t make more money. Didn’t we see a Tik Tok on this show a while back if a girl complaining that she was let go for poor sale’s performance but great reviews? Brought no revenue, no value here. She has to go…
If people were to think more about their ability to generate money, they’d better understand their value and could argue for a raise or leave and find better employment elsewhere.
Great episode! I felt bad for vito at the end. He sounded so defeated after stepping on the scale
Haven’t listened in a while. Did Vito give birth yet?
Vito I'd watch your fast food history videos....
For whatever reason I always skip these. I think it's because my commute is about 30 mins and if there's less then that left I abandon it and put on something else. How wrong I have been. Vito's booty is the funniest shit ever. Best thing Dick's done in years.
You already know th fog machine has that extra 3rd prong on the outlet shit
Vito's booty keeps getting better! This was hilarious, Vito is such a whinny child
Josh Denny is the best guest to ever grace the show. Goated.
"Are you a health nut now? Look at you!"
700+ games in my steam library the paradox of choice is very real
Vito has finally discovered “charity”. Congratulations.
Yeah, I'd watch a video about "Illusion of Gaia." I played that game a ton as a kid. I even had the special promo shirt that I traded another kid my Donkey Kong Country shirt for.
Fog Machine for permanent 3rd host
Dick is right about the video ideas though, with that kind of infatuation and knowledge I could listen to Vito go on all day about how subway domineered the market with the $5 foot long. It’s the passion behind the scenes that make or break the videos, I’d much rather get ten minutes of passionate food out of Vito than a half assed two hour long movie review…
Fog machine is like dream sequence.
One of my friends get decision fatigue so badly then whenever we play any mp game he just let's me pick everything like difficulty and all the settings
Vito not using manners is infuriating, something they teach children
Cheech & Chong & Chungus
Anna "that flashcast" girl
2:18:59 I do believe Vito just dropped a Hard Arr there.
33:18 VITO I FUCKING LOVE SOUTHLAND TALES. I’D WATCH THAT VIDEO.
Vito wants hair so he can go to the Barber (He thinks there will be Barber-cue)
Vito taking off his hat was very spooky