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If you replace the furry stuff and keep everything else in the video it would still be an awesome warhammer animation with a solid script, bgm and voice acting tbh
The Marine's speech goes so hard. This started as a shitpost, but it's unironically some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen for the Space Marines. Please keep making whatever gives you an excuse to write and act in such a compelling way.
Yea, something about the speech at the end feels so grim but sad at the same time, because they destroyed the planet out of mercy of what it has become.
"We thought we were observing the planet. The planet was observing us." That quote is amazing and so Warhammer 40k. This world is literally a shrine to Slanesh and his followers.
Some may question my right to destroy a world of 10 billion souls, but those who truly understand realise I have no right to let them live. -Inquisitor Horst
For anyone who didn't understand The planet being named "pulchra" is Latin for "pretty or beautiful" and the name of the disease being "lupis mortem" is also Latin, which simply translates to "wolf death". I like the attention to detail.
@@gavinator.3587 Low Gothic is the in-universe name, but it’s just Latin, probably with new words that fit the setting because I don’t think that Latin has a word for laser. Also it has a bunch of random languages- the Space Wolves only have everything named “Wolf” because of translation errors.
@@gavinator.3587 They use latin in the setting to represent the dichotomy of english (and other romantic/germanic languages) and the latin of old (which is used in clinical and scientific research thanks to traditions that go back all the way to the fall of Rome, which mirrors the setting of Wh40k, which again in turn reflects actual real world history - cadia vs candia, for example)
"No Brother, We must help it die" is such a bad ass line. I think this series has given us the most accurate version of space marines to this date. Keep up the good work
Remember guys, if Games Workshop claims this that means furries are officially canon. Edit: Why the fuck did this get so many likes? This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever commented.
Imagine a whole series. Done seriously, sans furries. Not that I don't enjoy them, I've just always dreamt of a decent 40k series. Still waiting. Sigh...
"We thought we had been observing the planet. The planet was observing...us" Hot damn, if that isn't the most Lovecraftian phrase ever written! The writting in this is hands down AMAZING!
What y’all don’t understand is that this is absolutely, positively, 100% possible in the 40K universe. The Ruinous powers could 100% manifest a furry world.
I am 100% invested in this story. You portray the Imperium better than any other channel, and the unironic fight against a comedic foe makes it that much better.
@@Sovann_the_Mighty buy the T-shirt- when they witness your superior emperor-blessed garments then they can only choose to embrace your entertainment choices
This series has truly been amazing. It's gone from a quick skit to a perfect mixture of comedy and lore. 10/10 definitely enjoying rewatching all again
"Reality has left Pulchra, Insanity bubbling at it's core... Tides of madness spring forth, Twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the human mind, to Babble and Bray... Pulchra has broken from reality... and now to, It must pass from it..." A true space marine with a monologue like that just makes me feel like this actually happened. His deep masked voice with that shit is amazing
I know right? even if the warhammer and furry conflict might be getting stale and repetitive, the script and stories that these guys are writing are pure gold compared to GWs
True Without context this would seem like something straight out of those short story detailing a minor event you find written on a codex or even a black library novel
So, if the planet is a furry, the grass is fur, the monsters are fleas and the hole with worms are the butthole, then the mountain.. the _red_ mountain.. with eruptions of.. goo... is.. is... oh my God!
"Am I to understand that we must leave Pulchra to die?" "No Brother. We must help it die." That line is more 40k, than stuff that is *actually in* 40k. These dudes know their 40kverse.
What if in the next vid the furries make a deal with one of the traitor legions? Like the Word Bearers, Thousand Sons, Alpha Legion, The Emperor's Children or the World Eaters.
"This world has broken from reailty: and now must pass from it" damn this writing is great. This is no longer a parody. The emperor himself would unironically react the exact same way
Their names were absolute genius, each of them is a medication. *_Bravecto_* flea & ticks for dogs, *_Veloxa_* de-worming med for dogs, *_Canesten_* vaginal yeast infections, *_Bayer_* drug company, *_Ivermectin_* parasitic worms. Each of their names reflects their ironic deaths.
Fun detail: the name of the planet was once called pulchra. Pulchra in latin means beautiful. The planet was once beautiful. Astounding detail Flashgitz. Keep it up!!
seeing the giant red mountain and feeling the mounting horror sink into your chest as you realize what it is, then having that continue to mount as it gets WORSE... I hate how funny this is.
I got to the words Red and Angry and had to pause as I just repeated whispered "no.... noooo... please no..." to myself. I somehow managed to find the strength to not stop the video again, but I know not how.
I mean, take the furries out and it already is a 40k story. Think the giant fat man planet fallen to Slaanesh. Pretty much lore friendly if you ask me.
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As a 40K fan, this animation is amazing. And the thing that fascinates me the most is despite the parody nature of black templar vs furries, if you took the music and the dialogue, it would fit perfectly in a serious 40k short story.
Its an art that has been lost brother. You see, the flashgitz boys play wh40k, or at least have. In order to make parody that is actually funny, you have to keep the driving lane close to the real thing, the comedy comes from the subversion of expectation only in the peripheral.
HERRRRRRRRRRRRESYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE AVENGE OUR FALLEN BROTHERS THAT HAVE AXED AT THE NAPE AND FROM THE DEPTHS OF THEIR LOWER BACK SPINNNNNNE FOR THE EMPERORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so, these are the known casualties... Bravecto: named for a flea and tick pesticide for dogs; killed by a giant tick Virbac: an animal pharmaceutical company Polder: a general-purpose company that makes kitchen, bath and beauty products Castem: metalworking company Veloxa: dog dewormer Bayer: multipurpose pharmaceutical company Ivermectin: the (in)famous horse and sheep dewormer I doubt they chose these names at random.
Well yeah, it's a running joke in the dialogue, unrelated to anything else (yet). They probably heard "Castem" or "Ivermectin," had the errant thought that it would be an excellent Astartes name, and the rest wrote itself.
@@Hellsong89 Flashgitz videos, for whatever reason, have the worst bots. As listed in the canticles of the Omnissiah, the works of the corrupt ever hound the faithful. Anyway; given the context, I think it's supposed to be referring to the planet. Guy the space marine is referring to says said planet's name. Though, I suppose, they did just discover that planet is rather male...
I had a bad feeling when they made planetfall, but I wasn't sure of why until they were attacked by the giant insect. By then I knew exactly what was going on, and the true horror they faced.
I just realized most of the names have to do with pet parasite drugs Bravecto is a dog flea treatment Virbac is a brand for anti-tick treatments Veloxa is a dog De-worming treatment Bayer is also a dog de-wormer Ivermectin is another pet parasite drug.
I love how strangely awesome this is. It still has the same funny basis “Space Marines vs Furries”, but somehow perfectly shows so much else. Bravery, melancholy, unbending will, creepy beauty, cosmic horror… Flashgitz, you are great!
It seriously helps when creators put ACTUAL subtitles up for their videos. Especially with all the vox effects, it makes it far simpler to understand anything you missed so you can move on. Not to mention the fact that more people can properly enjoy the video if they need subtitles for one reason or another. Don't ever think it is unappreciated.
3:17 this song and the speech gave me chills. It could be said by a marine in a 40K situation about a planet that has fallen into Chaos, especially slanesh's realm.
This is a furry disease we are talking about, maybe Slaanesh could help out nurgle in making a powerful disease that feeds on the need for pleasure and creates pure degeneracy to spread the infection
The only thing that deserves a purge as much as the furries are the executives that are killing Games Workshop, Warhammer, and how they've treated the community. F for Text to Speech and so many others that have been cast out and/or forced to stop creating content.
@@DeadBaron Sorry to break it to you, but Games Workshop has grown leaps and bounds thanks to current leadership, despite all of the anti-consumer things they have done recently.
"Reality has fled pulcra, Insanity bubbles at ts core, tides of madness spring forth, twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the human mind to babble and bray." That on point 40k script though!!!
The moment when you realize you are more invested in a silly parody cartoon than most multimillion dollar films and/or series made these days. Kudos to you Flashgitz and I pray these may stay on UA-cam for years to come.
Too bad it’s so muffled that non-english speakers like me have trouble understanding half the words in these monologues. And they didn’t even bothered adding any subtitles in any of their videos especially these ones ☹️
@@ThaBotmon I'm a native English speaker and I also had a hard time understanding it. This one was incredibly muffled, and the extra sound effects over the talking made it even worse.
I can’t help but feel sad that I can’t give this amazing video more than one like. This is just absolutely amazing. Great work! I can’t wait to see more.
3:41 i think that this scene alone,coupled with the background music and the background deep monologue, deserves to win so many prizes. i Watched this single fragment over 10 times,and i ain't gonna stop now
The ending scene with the Imperial warships carrying out a Orbital Bombardment Exterminatus was awesome! I love how this series has been following the "Great Crusade". "Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live."
The planet was a giant furry, why wouldnt you wipe it out of existence. Im sure if the necrons woke up to it, they would use the celestial orrery to erase it
3:11 and right here we get in about 40 seconds something that could've been pulled straight out of 40k in terms of audio. Absolutely marvellous, I hope you and/or Zack Heyde release the soundtrack made for this video o7
I am reminded of a writer and artist way back in the early 90's, probably unknown today who wrote several stories that equated furries to Lovecraftian horrors. Simon Leo Barber wrote some of the funniest and horrific tales I ever read about furries and this series of animations are the best thing I've seen since reading those stories nearly thirty years ago.
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But how this mousepad will pass the eyes of the inquisition upon arrival? And by the inquisition, i mean my girlfriend
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Only if You tickle My budget first. Aroooooooo!
Was this inspired from "Horus Rising"? It reminds me eerily of the planet Murder. Stellar work as always ^^
"This world has broken from reality...and now too, it must pass from it." that line plus the music is ridiculously epic for whats actually going down.
Almost made me cry of how emotional it was.
@@actricant cringe
@@officebear4637 Salty furry detected.
@@actricant same here boy, it was epic
If you replace the furry stuff and keep everything else in the video it would still be an awesome warhammer animation with a solid script, bgm and voice acting tbh
Please never ever stop making these. I am now nonironically so invested in this universe.
Istg they will make like a 30 minute short at one point and it will be legendary
Awesome
Fucking same
I recommend, if had not watched alredy, the TTS series of one God known as Bruva Alfabusa.
Me too 😂
Not gonna lie, the writing in this totally feels like 40k and could easily fool someone just listening. Totally hilarious and truly amazing!
I like how it's played totally straight. Like Airplane or something
I think this is closely reminiscent of Murder planet (one of the earlier events pre-Horus Heresy)
*"You underestimate the Corruption of the Warp and the Eye of Terror Brother.."*
@@HungPham-qq6me I'm literally reading the first HH book with Murder Planet and I thought the same
Honestly
“No brother…we must help it die.”
The coolest line Ive ever heard
The most epic moment！
I hate furries
I agree
the most Warhammer 40,000 ever
Death is often a mercy in this universe.
"And peace it was!"
"No Brother... We must help it die..." Such a badass line. Bravo and cheers.
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@@NOBODY-jy6hv I'm more of a pyke player nowadays.
*Ah a fellow pyke enjoyer* as u can clearly tell from my pfp
a fellow tank enjoyer
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The fact that all the space marines are named after anti parasitic medicines is such an amazing detail
Huh neat
Nice catch.
I noticed it as well. Fitting, no?
Oh damn I didn't know that xD
there is no other appropriate names for this type of turn of events especially what your up against
the lore has deepened
hello verified user
It has, hasn’t it?
don't fall into the lore hole
Wait until you see the canon lore
lengthened, more like...
The Marine's speech goes so hard. This started as a shitpost, but it's unironically some of the best writing and acting I've ever seen for the Space Marines. Please keep making whatever gives you an excuse to write and act in such a compelling way.
It sounds incredibly similar to "Dagon" by HP Lovecraft.
Yea, something about the speech at the end feels so grim but sad at the same time, because they destroyed the planet out of mercy of what it has become.
Right? I was watching it and I knew it was a Flash Gitz Parody but it was also a good Sci Fi Horror and WH 40K story
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what convinces Henry Cavill to bring these guys aboard his new Warhammer project.
@@alnu8355 Seriously, if you keep all the voicelines and just changed the visuals to something more grimdark, it would fit right in.
I would pay any amount for a Furry Apocalypse movie
bruh how u here
agreed
Same
Fancy seeing you here.
I would only pay if they added more factions on both sides.
"We thought we were observing the planet. The planet was observing us."
That quote is amazing and so Warhammer 40k. This world is literally a shrine to Slanesh and his followers.
Who else but the demon god of pleasure and drugs, would make such vile creatures. XD
@@patrickdees5256 Khorne could do same but absolute murdermachine
There’s a bit of Nurgle in there too. Slaanesh is Slaanesh but I wouldn’t call that “setting high standards/perfection”
It's so shamelessly cheesy and "cool" I love it.
Like even chaos gods would go that far.
"No brother, we must help it die" is such a cool line.
Very cool writing
Lol
The line "It has broken from reality, and now too, it must pass from it" is also a pretty good line
Some may question my right to destroy a world of 10 billion souls, but those who truly understand realise I have no right to let them live.
-Inquisitor Horst
literal chill
@@splatterking1171 And also “We thought we had been observing the planet.The planet was observing us”
For anyone who didn't understand The planet being named "pulchra" is Latin for "pretty or beautiful" and the name of the disease being "lupis mortem" is also Latin, which simply translates to "wolf death". I like the attention to detail.
Pulcra is the spanish word for "orderly and clean" or perhaps "elegant"
@@rikospostmodernlife am I still right then, technically? (I just remember 40k uses lots of Latin)
@@gavinator.3587 Low Gothic is the in-universe name, but it’s just Latin, probably with new words that fit the setting because I don’t think that Latin has a word for laser.
Also it has a bunch of random languages- the Space Wolves only have everything named “Wolf” because of translation errors.
@@gavinator.3587 They use latin in the setting to represent the dichotomy of english (and other romantic/germanic languages) and the latin of old (which is used in clinical and scientific research thanks to traditions that go back all the way to the fall of Rome, which mirrors the setting of Wh40k, which again in turn reflects actual real world history - cadia vs candia, for example)
@@gavinator.3587 yes
"No Brother, We must help it die" is such a bad ass line.
I think this series has given us the most accurate version of space marines to this date. Keep up the good work
I'm using that line for Warhammer+
The voicework and animation is fantastic, but the Astartes series is a thing and that is a truly insane bar to clear.
True and to add to that, this is what furries deserve.
If Astartes didn't exist, I'd personally agree
@@kyrilleygo8379 astartes has set a near unbeatable bar for the title of best Warhammer animation. I genuinely don't know if anyone can ever beat it
Why did they have to climb a Red Rocket Mountain. I'm dying.
Furry must die -viktor reznov
That's probably what caused the green jizz-alanche in all honesty dawg.
@Linux User224 typical linux user
It's a c**k
@Linux User224 As a wise man once said:
"If a furry can afford a 2000$ fur suit, they sure as hell can afford a 10$ pipe bomb to your doorstep."
The Flashgitz lads flex their animating muscles again. This series only gets better and better, keep it up you magnificent men.
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@rose jack Look at me! Thots are temporary. The Crusade is Eternal
@@mortekami We need to contact the Ordo Xenos branch and the Deathwatch to bring information about this new Xenos threat brother!
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Yes
"He was granted the Emperor's peace."
"And peace it was."
Remember guys, if Games Workshop claims this that means furries are officially canon.
Edit: Why the fuck did this get so many likes? This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever commented.
Daemons of Slaanesh
The virus of nurgle
Beastmen might finally get some new models
@@mistersandman5811 why are they called daemons in 40k because daemons are good but demons are bad and from what we know they do they seem pretty bad
@@Kaydenktm honestly have no idea, I guess they just thought the wording of it fit the theme of 40k idk
"Am I to understand we must leave this world to die!?"
"No brother, we must help it die."
The most 40k thing I've ever heard
I don't even know shit about Warhammer and I had that thought.
Exterminatus.
@@kylenguyen7371 Exterminatus on Daemon worlds has issues
If 40k is like this, I'll finally dive into its universe.
@@bvdemier1 this is not a demon world, this is something far, far more insidious.
All humour aside, this is a surprisingly well written and gripping🤣. Kicks the shit out of the animations that games workshop do.
Imagine a whole series. Done seriously, sans furries. Not that I don't enjoy them, I've just always dreamt of a decent 40k series.
Still waiting. Sigh...
Kicks the shit out of the millions of 40K fan films that never get released.
Lmao "the animations that games workshop do"
Syama Pedersen will surely hang up his cap, now.
@@VikingTeddy astartes was that. Too bad GW wanted to take control of that
Because they give you what you want. A bloody grim dark setting, where though it looks neon and colorful, the gore, and the chaos is still there.
"We thought we had been observing the planet. The planet was observing...us"
Hot damn, if that isn't the most Lovecraftian phrase ever written!
The writting in this is hands down AMAZING!
What y’all don’t understand is that this is absolutely, positively, 100% possible in the 40K universe. The Ruinous powers could 100% manifest a furry world.
All things that have ever been imagined by any species in the galaxy exist somewhere in the warp afterall...
Case in point would be Oliensis
Just to torture the feeble minds of us mere mortals
the ruinous powers of slaneesh are powerfull enough to do shit like this
oh yeah, this totally felt like it was a pure 40k story.
I am 100% invested in this story. You portray the Imperium better than any other channel, and the unironic fight against a comedic foe makes it that much better.
Same here! 😆
What do you mean a comedic foe? THIS IS A FUCKING AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT.
The voice acting and the script was fantastic. Well done lads.
Right! All joking aside, it's very well made😯.
The VA and script has only been getting better and better
Now how do I recommend this video to my friends without them thinking I'm a degenerate lunatic with more than questionable internet history?
@@Sovann_the_Mighty buy the T-shirt- when they witness your superior emperor-blessed garments then they can only choose to embrace your entertainment choices
What's the voice mod??
This series has truly been amazing. It's gone from a quick skit to a perfect mixture of comedy and lore. 10/10 definitely enjoying rewatching all again
Someone needs to fund these guys so they can make this an entire series
Theyve got a patreon, go ahead 😀
They're assisted by support.. From viewers like *you* !
if they did that games workshop would either buy them or sue them.
NooooOOOOO!
GW will take them behind the paywall, screaming to be avenged!!
This 👆 I'm a furry and I approve this message
"Are we going to leave it to die?"
"No, brother. We must HELP it die."
That's the most raw mercy-kill statement I ever heard.
They were giving it The Peace of The Emperor
"We must help it die."
Chills. Excellent writing boys.
I mean there is no better way to explain it in a situation like that
*Top ten Most BADASS dons of Dorn*
It still gives me chills whenever he says "No brother... we must help it die."
I now know more about this universe than actual 40k lore
this calls for some 40k themed creepypasta
It's a pretty good start
creepypasta of this universe when?
Space marines lost in the warp
LMAOOOO,
Furry creepypasta
"Reality has left Pulchra, Insanity bubbling at it's core... Tides of madness spring forth, Twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the human mind, to Babble and Bray... Pulchra has broken from reality... and now to, It must pass from it..." A true space marine with a monologue like that just makes me feel like this actually happened. His deep masked voice with that shit is amazing
The whole narrations sounds like something that would fit in a 40k novel.
I mean you can just listen to it without the video. Then imagine a more serious visual in your head. And it would definitely still be amazing lol.
I know right? even if the warhammer and furry conflict might be getting stale and repetitive, the script and stories that these guys are writing are pure gold compared to GWs
@@magscat493 killing furry planet is serious enough imo
Are you saying we should LET THE PLANET DIE?!..
The lore and backstory of this series is getting deep. Can't wait to watch 20 more videos of it over the next 4 years.
Heheh.
"Getting deep".
@@NoelistAvenger "Deep" Yu say, ay... 😏
It took me so long to realize:
*That creature who attacked Brother Bravecto (R.I.P.) was a flea. And the worm creatures were tapeworms*
'Polkra has broken from reality... and now too, it must pass from it"
This is on par with actual 30k/40k writing.
True Without context this would seem like something straight out of those short story detailing a minor event you find written on a codex or even a black library novel
MOST BADASS
Yeah, that line had me relisten. Pretty damn good writing.
I mean. 95% of the script is top notch writing. Better than a lot of official stuff
A yank and a brit shitposting black templars is somehow more engaging than anything on Warhammer+
It's a nice touch that the marines are named after veterinary pharmaceuticals.
Unfortunately English is not my main language, do you mind to write them down here? Thank you!
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@@kr4ftt brother eye-ver-mectin
“Brother ivermectin” 😂
I just love how the Names of the Brothers are all parasite-medicines for dogs or producers of these
That's cool. I didn't know that, but was wondering if the names were also a reference.
@@sirbruno95 ivermectin was a clear give away XD, and if u know it, it becomes more hilarious
I recognized ivermectin but not the other ones. good catch.
Also, the enemies are dog parasites, thebones in the jungle are ticks and the worms are stomacal nits.
Is it just me or does the narrator sound like optimus prime
So, if the planet is a furry, the grass is fur, the monsters are fleas and the hole with worms are the butthole, then the mountain.. the _red_ mountain.. with eruptions of.. goo... is.. is... oh my God!
The hole might be the bellybutton as there is no mention of the tail and they aren’t in a valley
@@twilightparanormalresearch186 thats not the belly button, man...
“He was granted the emperor’s peace. And peace it was.” Such an underestimated line 👌
"Am I to understand that we must leave Pulchra to die?"
"No Brother. We must help it die."
That line is more 40k, than stuff that is *actually in* 40k. These dudes know their 40kverse.
Emperor's peace is a known termin in wh40k, overused joke, still good btw
@@vverbov22 Not in the slightest. Honestly it reflects the religiousness really well.
This series literally went from being a funny shitpost to being an in-depth war with furries and space marines
And its fucking great
indeed its amazing
I now know that I want the furry to be the next official race from GW. They make chaos marines look like pre-schoolers.
What if in the next vid the furries make a deal with one of the traitor legions? Like the Word Bearers, Thousand Sons, Alpha Legion, The Emperor's Children or the World Eaters.
The war to save civilization is eternal...
Never forget.
Never forgive.
@@Peter-Oak advanced slannesh daemons
"This world has broken from reailty: and now must pass from it" damn this writing is great.
This is no longer a parody. The emperor himself would unironically react the exact same way
"OH MY SELF, DELETE THIS PLANET POST HASTE, BEFORE I DO IT PERSONALLY"
I SUMMON
P R O H I B I T I O N H A M M E R
Live emperor reaction - 💀
"We thought we were observing the planet, but no. The planet was observing us." That line in any other movie would bring hard core chills
I freaking love this furry crusade series
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Watch this turn into a full on movie with a run time of 104 minutes. 😆
isn't this the first episode?
@@em4six348 no. i dont think so
as. You. Should.
Their names were absolute genius, each of them is a medication. *_Bravecto_* flea & ticks for dogs, *_Veloxa_* de-worming med for dogs, *_Canesten_* vaginal yeast infections, *_Bayer_* drug company, *_Ivermectin_* parasitic worms. Each of their names reflects their ironic deaths.
Thank you captain. For a non-native-speaker this list is a god-sent. ;o) (I meant of course an "emperor-sent")
Only one I caught was Ivermectin. Thank you for this comment
@@pain2573 same xD
the only one that caught my ear was Ivermectin. That's exceptional.
You forgot *Pulchra* ;)
Bruh, everything about this series-the animation, the voice acting, the lore, the writing and dialogue, are unironically top tier! Hot damn!
It better then most of the show that other people come out with!
Was that mountain...a... Red rocket??
...Unfortunately, yes.
No it’s a Dic-
yes, and the landing zone is its butthole.
Fun detail: the name of the planet was once called pulchra. Pulchra in latin means beautiful.
The planet was once beautiful. Astounding detail Flashgitz. Keep it up!!
Emphasis on *once.* It really was like a mercy killing.
Oh, so that's what they were saying. I could barely tell what they were saying in the beginning.
I barely understood what the brothas were saying through the helmet, and I mistook it for “Okra” XD
Do you want another fun detail? The mountain was a furry cock
The storytelling, the voice acting and the animation sold me in wanting more of these cartoons!
@Logan Roof News Ok Furry
seeing the giant red mountain and feeling the mounting horror sink into your chest as you realize what it is, then having that continue to mount as it gets WORSE... I hate how funny this is.
I know right? I was like "wait, did he say parasites?.... and Pink neon foliage.... and a red angry mountain that pierces the sky?? OH NO!!"
the worms near a hole... NOOOOOOOOOO
@@patrickdees5256 I didn't get it until we saw the face 😭😭
@@tacklefatkids1195 you are the innocent one.
I got to the words Red and Angry and had to pause as I just repeated whispered "no.... noooo... please no..." to myself. I somehow managed to find the strength to not stop the video again, but I know not how.
I want this to be a Netflix series so bad
Too bad
The fact that this is written so well is what makes it so good, it sounds almost like an actual Black Library story lol
If you just listen to it without watching then nothing really seems amiss.
I mean, take the furries out and it already is a 40k story. Think the giant fat man planet fallen to Slaanesh. Pretty much lore friendly if you ask me.
@@TurbanCatMccoy How do you know that the furries weren't caused by Slaanesh?
@@justindaughrity9680 Slaanesh has nothing on the furries
@@greenshinigami5566 Slaanesh has everything to do with the furries.
"The fallen shall forever be remembered as the emperor's finest"
May the fallen rest in peace.
When will my boys the blood ravens show up then my life will be complete… what I’m a bloody magpie.
@Random Platypus with Internet knowledge is power guard it well brother
This is a totally canon rendition of the Black Templars fighting against the forces of Slaanesh - convince me otherwise.
No convincing needed. Youre absolutely right
BROTHER WE MUST PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE
FOR THE EMPEROR
Did anyone notice tht the names of the battle-brothers were Drugs? Ivermectin, really? hahahaha
Or it could be tzeentch fucking with the black templars
i think even slaanesh would be kinda freaked out by the furries
3:11 The moment when a parody ascends to "canonical work status" ❤
Unironically, this can totally be canon.
there's already a giant, morbidly obese man so big it has its own atmosphere
Living planets are actually fairly common in 40k mostly in the eye of terra I could so see this as a Slaanesh world
@@jamesfreeman3617 the 1k sons true plan if they get a hold of Fenris to spite them
wingsofredemption
It's a daemonic world of Slaanesh mutated into the form of a gigantic obese man.
@@jnev5572 U/Vezimira
That moment when Flashgitz cares more about 40k than GW ever did.
Furry detected.
Termination: Eminent
@@Dornana I actually heard that in that Abathur-ish voice in my mind
@@Dornana he aint wrong tho
Dude, this is honestly better than GW's official animations.
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ba
Anything is better than warhammer + lol
True lmfao
@@AxxLAfriku oh AxxL
not a very hard bar to pass omegalul
People who left the Furry community admitted that some circles have problems with people going around spreading STDs. so this is pretty spot on to me.
As a 40K fan, this animation is amazing. And the thing that fascinates me the most is despite the parody nature of black templar vs furries, if you took the music and the dialogue, it would fit perfectly in a serious 40k short story.
Its an art that has been lost brother. You see, the flashgitz boys play wh40k, or at least have.
In order to make parody that is actually funny, you have to keep the driving lane close to the real thing, the comedy comes from the subversion of expectation only in the peripheral.
@@quistan2 im surprise they dont do more considering the name of the channel.
Slaanesh's gifts are many
@@mattsterh7740 I do smell a little bit of Nurgle in the mix too.
@@DarkZodiacZZ when worlds collide, when worlds collide
As soon as I saw the mountain my fears were confirmed about the “grass” and the “clearing in the jungle”
And dat pyroclastic flow.... 🙌
@@TheGyuuula it’s not a pyroclastic flow comrade…..
LMAO
the worm like creatures
The pulsating ground that opened into a hole
A furry joke creates a more compelling, engaging and lore-accurate show on WH40K than almost anything GW's licensees have. Madness.
I normally don’t like furry hate, but these animations are an exception because well… there kind of amazing not gonna lie 😅😁🤣
And strangely enough less smut, since that Inquisitor Draco book exists.
@@foxbeats8485 ^
@@foxbeats8485 You might want to check out Furry Force too.
@@ArchivedFox no
The quality of this meme is so high that it breaks the boundaries and enters into the zone of badassery
Truly never ceasing to amaze!! Even the merch is absolutely fire!
Omg I was just listening to your music less than an hour ago(for nostalgia purposes) and then I click a random video and see this comment
Yo! Jack! didn't expect to see you here, certainly a welcomed surprise!
Furry
@@CobsonN 🤙
@@CobsonN twitter normie
If Games Workshop claims, removes, or engages in any form or fashion with this series. It will be officially canon within the 40k universe.
no it wouldn't
@@criticalem I cringe at thee
HERRRRRRRRRRRRESYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE AVENGE OUR FALLEN BROTHERS THAT HAVE AXED AT THE NAPE AND FROM THE DEPTHS OF THEIR LOWER BACK SPINNNNNNE FOR THE EMPERORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean like what happened with Bugs from Meatcayon
Will the furries be granted gifts from the chaos gods? If so, will Slaanesh step down from his throne?
finally, merchandise that supports both my wrist and my soul 🖤
Yes
Wait. Didn't you sell your soul a long time ago?
He has been corrupted.
The infection is spreading! Burn it with righteous fire brothers!
What's left of it....
Congratulations on the recognition, @Janovich just dropped a beautiful appreciation video on this dubious master piece.
It CAME as a surprise
@@miku_hoshino
Sacred Battle Brother: *Ew, gross.*
Okay, so, these are the known casualties...
Bravecto: named for a flea and tick pesticide for dogs; killed by a giant tick
Virbac: an animal pharmaceutical company
Polder: a general-purpose company that makes kitchen, bath and beauty products
Castem: metalworking company
Veloxa: dog dewormer
Bayer: multipurpose pharmaceutical company
Ivermectin: the (in)famous horse and sheep dewormer
I doubt they chose these names at random.
Ivermectin is also used to treat human parasites, not just livestock.
And knowing that makes it even funnier
@@nautilusstopmotion8304 Ooh, the Ministry of Truth isn't going to like this comment.
Well yeah, it's a running joke in the dialogue, unrelated to anything else (yet). They probably heard "Castem" or "Ivermectin," had the errant thought that it would be an excellent Astartes name, and the rest wrote itself.
@@Acesahn ??
Damn, you turned a meme into something seriously engaging.
That "we must help it die" especially. That line was amazing. Excellent delivery.
They really need to make that in a patch, sticker, shirt, and sweater. …………Too good to forget.
I believe he said "him to die" referring as lost battle brothers
Also what is up these fucking bots....
@@Hellsong89
Flashgitz videos, for whatever reason, have the worst bots.
As listed in the canticles of the Omnissiah, the works of the corrupt ever hound the faithful.
Anyway; given the context, I think it's supposed to be referring to the planet. Guy the space marine is referring to says said planet's name.
Though, I suppose, they did just discover that planet is rather male...
@@Hellsong89 I agree. The bots are really annoying.
Oh my fucking god naming the brothers after anti-parasitics caught me off guard lmao
I find it funny how the disclaimer doesn’t deny the endorsement of violence against furries, and just disassociates itself from GW.
I had a bad feeling when they made planetfall, but I wasn't sure of why until they were attacked by the giant insect. By then I knew exactly what was going on, and the true horror they faced.
Crab Lice.
Only the divine fire of exterminatus unfortunate as it is to call upon such an order can stop this plague.
@Just Dope what is the context of this? What is going on? What’s this have to do with sexual deviant symbiotes being wiped out by space marines?
@@urchinblues7928 the “planet” is a giant furry
@@oran9415 not that the link to the Islamic scripture that keeps getting dropped in the comments. I think it’s bots or something.
"We thought we were observing the planet, but the planet…was observing us."
Damn, that's more terrifying than a moon being a Necromorph (Dead Space 3)
Especially when you realise that the "mountain" was a... erm... 'red rocket'.
@@VeryDeathlyShiny That explained the "flow", though I'm sure not everyone has figured it out yet.
@@silverflight01 surprised there were people that didn't get it when the jungle looked like hair and one of the brothers got killed by a giant flea.
Not even the brother moons want to touch this shit.
Not even mentioning what the landing zone was on...
The moment I saw the “red mountain” and realized the ‘plants” looked like fur
It was only time I connected two and two together…
Bro it took me like an hour to figure out that they were being attacked by fleas and worms from its asshole 😂😂😂
I figured out what the "mountain" truly was only when it was revealed what the planet had really become.
"Pulsating ground threatened to swallow our ship"
"ship in a clearing down south"
D:
Dude....
The moment I saw the flea I verbally stated "Oh god no"
I got an ad for a furry video while watching this! I didn't even knew it was possible!
This is such a seriously themed addition from Flashgitz, I was really caught off guard. You guys should do this more often.
That's one hell of a climb max.
fancy seeing you here
I hate you for this sentence.
@keep rollin there is only the god emperor of mankind , everyelse is heresy
Oh Hey Goat
I love your stuff! The video game medic skit was hilarious!
I just realized most of the names have to do with pet parasite drugs
Bravecto is a dog flea treatment
Virbac is a brand for anti-tick treatments
Veloxa is a dog De-worming treatment
Bayer is also a dog de-wormer
Ivermectin is another pet parasite drug.
What About Polder?
@@MegaMan87 Pet supply company.
I actually had to take ivermectin when I got onchocerciasis
@@ADORATION_OFFICIAL a potential furry heretic? **loads bolter with malicious righteous intent**
@@tremendousyeet3467 Fear not brother. The Scourge was purged from my body with Brother Ivermectin's help.
I love how strangely awesome this is. It still has the same funny basis “Space Marines vs Furries”, but somehow perfectly shows so much else. Bravery, melancholy, unbending will, creepy beauty, cosmic horror… Flashgitz, you are great!
I fucking love this series. If this was a full blown show I'd watch every episode lmao
PROJECT REALITY
Hello It is a Blue Drake Here!
Excuse your language
I feel ya!
Same
How many takes did you need to say "brother Ivermectin" without chuckling! Great script!
I'm pretty sure all the brothers are actually names of veterinary deworming agents.
@@peacoatcubed I think just medications in general. One of them is named after a fucking aspirin brand: Bayer.
@@Preaplanes Bayer is a pharmaceutical company, so I’m guessing they must make a deworming agent
@@NapalmStrike802 Kind of funny given the amount of worms on this planet.
@@peacoatcubed Im crying, lmao
“Pulchra has broken from reality, and now to,… it must pass from it”.
Awesome line
Sounds like Slaanesh's work
That was my favorite too.
It seriously helps when creators put ACTUAL subtitles up for their videos. Especially with all the vox effects, it makes it far simpler to understand anything you missed so you can move on. Not to mention the fact that more people can properly enjoy the video if they need subtitles for one reason or another. Don't ever think it is unappreciated.
3:17 this song and the speech gave me chills. It could be said by a marine in a 40K situation about a planet that has fallen into Chaos, especially slanesh's realm.
You are on point Brother.
What you see was just an Illusion of Chaos God's.
It was the Land Of Hersey.
I would say that speech is more about tzeenches realm than slaanesh. Slaanesh is all about temptation, tzeench is closer to cosmic horror
@@Fred_117 it's based on (mostly the second part of) Arrival of the Blood Ravens from Dawn of War III
This is a furry disease we are talking about, maybe Slaanesh could help out nurgle in making a powerful disease that feeds on the need for pleasure and creates pure degeneracy to spread the infection
This is legitimately better than what's come out of Warhammer+
The only thing that deserves a purge as much as the furries are the executives that are killing Games Workshop, Warhammer, and how they've treated the community. F for Text to Speech and so many others that have been cast out and/or forced to stop creating content.
WH+ has somewhat better animation.
Flashgitz has infinitely better storytelling.
"And if you stare long enough into an abyss, the abyss stares back at you."
Brother Nietche... Neitzch... Freidrich.
A PowerPoint Slideshow Animation would be better than any Warhammer+ stuff.
@@DeadBaron Sorry to break it to you, but Games Workshop has grown leaps and bounds thanks to current leadership, despite all of the anti-consumer things they have done recently.
Dang, even through sheer satire, y'all make a better animated piece of artwork than GW could muster on their own.
Yea and whatever sludge cartoon network will try to conjure
What is GW?
Minion: my prince they blew up your vacation planet
Slaanesh: son of a loyalist whore!
What is GW?
@@vel5094 I dont know if youre being serious or not but GW is short for Games Workshop. The guys who own War Hammer 40K.
That ending speech was so fucking awesome. The animation is amazing too. I actually can't wait for more.
YES BROTHERS
TODAY WE FIGHT
Holy shet zealot I did not expect you here
Damn meeting two youtubers I'm subscribed to in the same comment section feels like meeting a celebrity at the supermarket.
Hello fellow anti furry
@@bigbig3841 Hewow anti furry, I would like to say ~UwU~
ngl this gave me chills.
"Reality has fled pulcra, Insanity bubbles at ts core, tides of madness spring forth, twisting and breaking the landscape into shapes that cause the human mind to babble and bray."
That on point 40k script though!!!
literally better than anything black library has produced lol
@@commie4164 😐
Epic...
Very Lovecraftian
The moment when you realize you are more invested in a silly parody cartoon than most multimillion dollar films and/or series made these days. Kudos to you Flashgitz and I pray these may stay on UA-cam for years to come.
It is honestly sad how that work.
Welcome to "the current year". Where billion dollar franchises have to constantly push woke messaging until their franchise dies.
its hilarious how bad megacorps are at funding and entertaining people, compared to a handful of talented geniuses doing whatever they want.
I’d go less the the Arch-political-autism route and chalk it up to the animation and bad business practice
1:32 THATS NOT A MOUNTAIN
The moment I understood what the mountain was I instantly felt bad for the brothers who lost their lives to it
And realize how vile it was
rip brother folder
×2.
I guessed it was a red rocket but if only I was wrong
I've only now realised what it was
The writing of those monologues are so captivating.
Too bad it’s so muffled that non-english speakers like me have trouble understanding half the words in these monologues. And they didn’t even bothered adding any subtitles in any of their videos especially these ones ☹️
@@ThaBotmon I'm a native English speaker and I also had a hard time understanding it. This one was incredibly muffled, and the extra sound effects over the talking made it even worse.
@@ThaBotmon Use the subtitles for help.
@@KSmithwick1989
Try them, you'll see that a lot of sentences in the video aren't registered correctly or at all
@@ThaBotmon Yeah I used it more as a guide, when re-watching this today.
I can’t help but feel sad that I can’t give this amazing video more than one like. This is just absolutely amazing. Great work! I can’t wait to see more.
Everyone is talking about the monologue, but let's take a minute and appreciate the amazing score. Bravo you magnificant people!
And nobody's talking about how the mountain is the ding dong of the unholy furry when they make eye contact with any animal
@@Pablito_exe --AND it came green. Heresy must be burned.
And can we talk bbout what the mountain may of actually been? Jk lol
3:41 i think that this scene alone,coupled with the background music and the background deep monologue, deserves to win so many prizes. i Watched this single fragment over 10 times,and i ain't gonna stop now
How come the Fleet wasn't able to see that it was a giant fox shape mutant from space? No need to land. Just exterminatus and ask questions later.
Damn what the music name
The greatest series of all time.
FUCK YEA
Indeed.
This and the Console wars are the best
Fax
Fendi facts
I love how its hilarious but the writing is also actually legitimately epic.
The ending scene with the Imperial warships carrying out a Orbital Bombardment Exterminatus was awesome! I love how this series has been following the "Great Crusade".
"Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live."
"No sacrifice is too great, no treachery too small."
The planet was a giant furry, why wouldnt you wipe it out of existence. Im sure if the necrons woke up to it, they would use the celestial orrery to erase it
Surely you mean the "Eternal Crusade" which is the Black Templar's thing? The "Great Crusade" is ten thousand years before 40k.
Okay, but that dialogue is genuinely spectacular.
3:11 and right here we get in about 40 seconds something that could've been pulled straight out of 40k in terms of audio. Absolutely marvellous, I hope you and/or Zack Heyde release the soundtrack made for this video o7
It sounds like it was heavily inspired by DoW3 space marine theme. Especially from 2:25
@keep rollin please report to your nearest comissariat. ther is only the god emperor of mankind
@Alexandra💋 not even a rickroll I am utterly disappointed
I am reminded of a writer and artist way back in the early 90's, probably unknown today who wrote several stories that equated furries to Lovecraftian horrors. Simon Leo Barber wrote some of the funniest and horrific tales I ever read about furries and this series of animations are the best thing I've seen since reading those stories nearly thirty years ago.
Do you remember the names of some of them?
We laugh, but none realized these were not stories, but *Testimonies.*
Furries love Lovecraftian creatures.
@@MDG-mykys
-i’m assuming that was autocorrect-
@@thatoneguy9582 lol, thanks.