What Your Favorite Cars Says About You!

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  6 років тому +954

    Part 2 is now up! ua-cam.com/video/59iQKWgMQ5Y/v-deo.html

    • @vrbec1
      @vrbec1 6 років тому +2

      Pls datsun 240z

    • @KeepItBrick
      @KeepItBrick 6 років тому +1

      Bladed Angel COME HURRY ITS BEEN A DAY IM DIEING

    • @SHzmc0
      @SHzmc0 6 років тому +2

      Dodge challenger is a tank not a boat :P

    • @luisvaldez611
      @luisvaldez611 6 років тому +1

      Man I love your videos haha I'm a mustang guy myself lol 2013 Gt

    • @yann.thiele8336
      @yann.thiele8336 6 років тому +1

      Bladed Angel cool I'm a *_rotaty-dorito-jesus-legend_* :D

  • @dmcgee7431
    @dmcgee7431 5 років тому +5011

    “My favourite is a Lamborghini”
    Which one
    “A yellow one “

    • @ST-qh1td
      @ST-qh1td 5 років тому +268

      No i want it red so its both a ferrari AND a lamborghini

    • @Yorushi
      @Yorushi 5 років тому +95

      This comment annoyed me

    • @fluffyboisquad7477
      @fluffyboisquad7477 5 років тому +17

      I like the vereno if I spelt it out right

    • @irenerivera4827
      @irenerivera4827 5 років тому +7

      Any yellow one

    • @CHlNO2007
      @CHlNO2007 5 років тому +6

      Fluffy Boi Squad *veneno

  • @scpfoundationagent9660
    @scpfoundationagent9660 4 роки тому +2095

    “Ngl I kinda like the Bugatti”
    “Veyron?”
    “No, the Bugatti”

    • @13swims
      @13swims 4 роки тому +95

      No it’s spelled “Bogaty”
      XD

    • @clazzduccs3706
      @clazzduccs3706 4 роки тому +66

      @@cdobreezy007 ahhh

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 4 роки тому +46

      @@cdobreezy007 ahhh

    • @thatdude3829
      @thatdude3829 4 роки тому +27

      @@cdobreezy007 r/wooosh

    • @mrcrazybubba7758
      @mrcrazybubba7758 4 роки тому +40

      @@cdobreezy007 your the stupid one it is how every bugatti fan boy who is dumb spells it

  • @johanoeyaas
    @johanoeyaas 6 років тому +6140

    Bicycle: You’re broke asf

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 6 років тому +127

      Your too young to even get a car much less a motorbike

    • @protochuwu
      @protochuwu 6 років тому +54

      Stan Torren They might have meant a bicycle as in the *casual bike with no motor.*

    • @protochuwu
      @protochuwu 6 років тому +18

      Stan Torren also,
      You’re*

    • @stantorren4400
      @stantorren4400 6 років тому +11

      Why do people get so serious of how you write words? Seriously if you get it then no need to correct them

    • @wolffrags9856
      @wolffrags9856 6 років тому +7

      @@stantorren4400 You are allowed to ride a moto a year or two before a car in many countries.

  • @maximzanaska
    @maximzanaska 3 роки тому +264

    Any Rolls Royce : you muat have 18 cups of tee with biscuit a day
    Mercedes G class : you are probably member of mafia

    • @Aj-fh9it
      @Aj-fh9it 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tubes12AX7k
      @Tubes12AX7k 2 роки тому +8

      Rolls Royce owners probably don't even drive them... they sit in the back with a glass of wine.

    • @racevoltGamerthemecedesguy
      @racevoltGamerthemecedesguy 2 роки тому

      Rolls royce good for mafia because you can store more dead body in trunck

    • @schnegva7801
      @schnegva7801 Рік тому

      Nah, g class drivers are spoiled teenage girls, get your facts straight

    • @luctatoraeterna3218
      @luctatoraeterna3218 3 місяці тому

      G-wagon is overrated dogshit minecraft house on wheels

  • @anthonyjimenez6902
    @anthonyjimenez6902 5 років тому +1032

    Ford Mustang : *exist*
    People walking on the sidewalk: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @SeRvA_07
      @SeRvA_07 4 роки тому +2

      Okay I love Mustangs but I laught very hard xd

    • @gripfk8
      @gripfk8 4 роки тому

      Sergi Valles it depends on the driver and same LOL

    • @SeRvA_07
      @SeRvA_07 4 роки тому +1

      @@gripfk8 yeah thats obvious if u don't have experiencie driving I don't think that u can drive a big car with 450hp at rear wheels 😂

    • @gripfk8
      @gripfk8 4 роки тому

      Sergi Valles not if my dad has taught me all my life and we have a imported mustang here in Japan that my dad and I drive but my dad knows how to drift it

  • @celty_0473
    @celty_0473 5 років тому +1478

    Camaro owners:
    Must’ve liked transformers

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 5 років тому +49

      when he said "Chevy Camaro : enjoy the simple things in life", I was like uhhh what? Never heard that before. But I did hear plenty of Transformers references.

    • @Pijus-s3q
      @Pijus-s3q 5 років тому +14

      Yes i do like transformers XD

    • @jokingi
      @jokingi 5 років тому +2

      I was going to like this comment but I think I'm just going to keep it at 69 likes

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 5 років тому +21

      I literally have a yellow 2013 camaro ss with black stripes

    • @KING-xi2qn
      @KING-xi2qn 5 років тому +3

      yes lmao. thats why i got mine

  • @Paul-uh5fx
    @Paul-uh5fx 6 років тому +567

    French cars: You like to spend time comfortably - on a couch while your car is being repaired

  • @jeffrey9247
    @jeffrey9247 3 роки тому +718

    “subaru wrx: you really like to vape” spot-on.

    • @marat9434
      @marat9434 3 роки тому +5

      i dont get it. plz help

    • @transcallie
      @transcallie 3 роки тому +9

      When don't vape
      "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the resolve to do so."

    • @jaiden4775
      @jaiden4775 3 роки тому +2

      Ahhh

    • @firealarmguy270
      @firealarmguy270 3 роки тому +1

      Nah it should be WRX: you love your COBB stickers

    • @Holtyy_
      @Holtyy_ 3 роки тому +1

      @MrUpfarm my friend has asthma, smokes both weed and cigarettes and vapes

  • @shamyzero6349
    @shamyzero6349 6 років тому +985

    *Driving around Tesla
    *Merging on to highway
    *Floors it
    *DURACELL KICKED IN YO!*

    • @michaelboone375
      @michaelboone375 6 років тому +49

      Sam D Kid when I saw Duracell kicked in yo I fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shamyzero6349
      @shamyzero6349 6 років тому +6

      LMAO

    • @toastedbread3287
      @toastedbread3287 6 років тому +17

      If you're up north however... your battery might literally freeze. FREEZE.

    • @333Rabel
      @333Rabel 6 років тому +15

      Bruh that was gold. XD

    • @shamyzero6349
      @shamyzero6349 6 років тому +13

      Canadian I live in the highest part of New England. It has gotten pretty cold. Still see Teslas around.

  • @guitar_boi6774
    @guitar_boi6774 4 роки тому +712

    when you said "You're a real hit with the crowd" i just nodded in silence

  • @someguy1865
    @someguy1865 4 роки тому +605

    Non car guy: sees red car
    Also non car guy: ooooohhh a FeRrArI

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 роки тому +24

      so my civic is a ferrari (actually people in my town thinks is a porsche)

    • @theauntiehunter0554
      @theauntiehunter0554 4 роки тому +3

      @@SKYZO4 lol that made me laugh

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 роки тому +6

      @@theauntiehunter0554 facts, my friend

    • @SKYZO4
      @SKYZO4 4 роки тому +4

      Correction: my civic was.

    • @boriskusinikov3059
      @boriskusinikov3059 4 роки тому +1

      True

  • @inf_infinity9681
    @inf_infinity9681 3 роки тому +67

    McLaren Senna:
    You really miss a racing legend who died tragically in the past :'(

  • @o_o888
    @o_o888 4 роки тому +256

    "You're a real hit with the crowds"
    Oh my god

  • @kinori2335
    @kinori2335 6 років тому +162

    love that "you're probably a hit with the crowd" XD, also I asked my friend what his favorite car was, and he said "the Bugatti". So I ask him which one. "The fast one," he says, "the fast one."

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  6 років тому +33

      I'M FUCKING DEAD. WHY IS THIS SO RELATEABLE? Everyone of my friends who plays racing games, but doesn't know shit about car culture just always picks Bugatti no matter what and they always say, "It's the fastest one right?"
      No matter the track, no matter the circumstance, they use it. Like SMH

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 років тому +2

      Afterwards I compared it to my "fastest car I could think of", the Regera, and chose the Veyron Super Sport. Should have played with his mind and chose the type 35 or something as his "Bugatti"

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 років тому +13

      Also I'm pretty sure when people say "Bugatti", they've never even HEARD of the Chiron.

    • @logan12satcom83
      @logan12satcom83 6 років тому +5

      Bladed Angel in nfs shift 2 my friend had all of the help options on while I had them all off and smoked his Bugatti vayran with my Mitsubishi evo 9 Mr edition. He raged quit lol. The track was road America and the race was 5 laps yet he cept referring to it as the fastest one.

    • @kinori2335
      @kinori2335 6 років тому +3

      Lol extreme case of ricer vs tuner

  • @nazarenofernandez2549
    @nazarenofernandez2549 6 років тому +328

    Audi R8: If a 911 is too mainstream for you

    • @x-raybuffet3638
      @x-raybuffet3638 6 років тому +5

      YES I love r8s it's like lambo but 1/3rd of the price

    • @nazarenofernandez2549
      @nazarenofernandez2549 6 років тому +2

      An R8 V10 plus is an Huracan but much cheaper.

    • @x-raybuffet3638
      @x-raybuffet3638 6 років тому +5

      I'm actually thinking of a used Audi r8 an older v10 model. Compared to a huracan it's about 200k for the huracan and 100k for an audi r8 so not really 1/3rd :P

    • @nazarenofernandez2549
      @nazarenofernandez2549 6 років тому

      A brand new Huracan cost a ton more.

    • @ultimatejedi43
      @ultimatejedi43 6 років тому

      Nazareno Fernandez thank you.... Even though I love the new V10 plus

  • @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy
    @WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy 3 роки тому +31

    “Corvette: American Midlife Crisis” I mean ur definitely correct😂

  • @lrballistics
    @lrballistics 4 роки тому +309

    "You have a death wish"
    What other safety features do you need other than the doors?!

    • @zuzelmonster9450
      @zuzelmonster9450 4 роки тому +10

      a roof in case your car goes over a speedbump to fast and launches you

    • @jrmyg1621
      @jrmyg1621 4 роки тому +14

      an engine in case you're running from ur angry boss

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @steve_the_vehicon632
      @steve_the_vehicon632 3 роки тому +4

      A bigger car so the other guy in the crash dies instead

    • @box2005
      @box2005 3 роки тому +5

      Heck why do u even need the doors?

  • @johannesriebel5635
    @johannesriebel5635 6 років тому +391

    Toyota AE85: You thought it's an 86!

  • @guzarishi1567
    @guzarishi1567 6 років тому +340

    What does my Toyota Corolla say about me?
    *YOU ARE POOR!*

  • @wheeliemain6958
    @wheeliemain6958 4 роки тому +22

    I nearly died laughing when he said "You're a real hit with the crowd" about the mustang.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaheemivoryphotography4665
    @shaheemivoryphotography4665 5 років тому +1531

    0:37
    Him: you’re probably 12
    Me: slowly begins to cry as an 18 year old

    • @mthemacaw59entertainmentan85
      @mthemacaw59entertainmentan85 5 років тому +19

      He said probably

    • @kirkt3970
      @kirkt3970 5 років тому +41

      But, notice that it was a premium. Not r34 so I'm all good lol

    • @imvents
      @imvents 5 років тому +8

      @@kirkt3970 True, I need the r34

    • @TmWastr
      @TmWastr 5 років тому +7

      R32 ruleeeess

    • @Samuel2oh9
      @Samuel2oh9 5 років тому +8

      It’s true tho Ask anyone what their favorite/dream car is: 90% of answers will be Veyron and GTR 😂

  • @historygeek7187
    @historygeek7187 4 роки тому +203

    Any Aston Martin:
    You like your martinis shaken, not stirred

    • @acapraichu4879
      @acapraichu4879 4 роки тому +4

      My name's Bond, James Bond...
      Yea I think I should rewatch 007

    • @Lathaire
      @Lathaire 4 роки тому

      Good one

  • @ohiogus5731
    @ohiogus5731 5 років тому +401

    Honda Accord: stop calling me a civic

    • @ultravince_xxi
      @ultravince_xxi 5 років тому +3

      So true

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 5 років тому +8

      Honda Fit: Yes, I do like the Ford Focus, and yes, I did bought this car because Japanese engineering master race

    • @Rookie-qv8hc
      @Rookie-qv8hc 5 років тому +1

      He forgot to add the mclaren senna 😢😢

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 4 роки тому

      But the Accord is literally a high tier Civic

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому

      @@AnthroGearhead no, it's an entirely different car

  • @heptaverse4570
    @heptaverse4570 Рік тому +2

    you have god tier taste in cars
    YEA BOY

  • @matthewmucci7473
    @matthewmucci7473 5 років тому +493

    *literally any Toyota*: You watch Scotty Kilmer

    • @Outatime
      @Outatime 5 років тому +2

      Who's that?

    • @chunkychicken2537
      @chunkychicken2537 5 років тому

      @@Outatime UA-camr

    • @motorbloxx
      @motorbloxx 5 років тому +3

      @@Outatime an idiot that's who Scotty Kilmer is

    • @_getfood
      @_getfood 5 років тому

      Yess

    • @lukeson8934
      @lukeson8934 5 років тому +5

      @@motorbloxx knows more about cars than you

  • @amirdadabhoy
    @amirdadabhoy 6 років тому +94

    "you're a real hit with the crowd." I burst laughing , then soon realized i drive the same car...

  • @triton6490
    @triton6490 5 років тому +368

    That feeling when you like Tesla and you're mute.
    *Seems someone finally understands me*

  • @brycebarretto4287
    @brycebarretto4287 3 роки тому +15

    Toyota Century: Wants a Rolls Royce but couldn't afford one.

    • @Tutel_Thunder
      @Tutel_Thunder 7 місяців тому +1

      Or wants rolls royce that wont break apart every 30.000 kilometers

  • @stefan_dumitru
    @stefan_dumitru 6 років тому +246

    McLaren F1 - You're a legend

    • @filmerboymich375
      @filmerboymich375 6 років тому

      But not really

    • @mithupal2634
      @mithupal2634 5 років тому

      Nope

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 років тому

      xserpent: is a McLaren guy

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 років тому

      CIA: there's already been revolutionary electric cars any Tesla. in 2020 they coming out with a roadster which goes faster than that Ferrari

    • @pbf7845
      @pbf7845 5 років тому

      @CIA have you ever looked at the 0 to 60 it's faster than the LaFerrari 0 to 60

  • @georgezoitakis
    @georgezoitakis 5 років тому +297

    Yes i am tofu delivery guy that means a secretly drift god

  • @cuberznl
    @cuberznl 4 роки тому +881

    Fav car Lamborghini: you are average and don’t know anything about cars and just wants a green one

  • @braverbird60
    @braverbird60 25 днів тому +1

    You’re a real hit with the crowd 😭

  • @Linkmon99
    @Linkmon99 6 років тому +661

    When the lambo comes across and it says "you're a youtuber" - dang...

  • @mrmcmuff3947
    @mrmcmuff3947 6 років тому +2499

    Nissan GT-R: You are probably 12. NO I am 13!

    • @agnirodriguez2366
      @agnirodriguez2366 6 років тому +18

      MrMcMuff no I'm 11

    • @tracywalker8756
      @tracywalker8756 6 років тому +22

      MrMcMuff AHHH

    • @parsil8158
      @parsil8158 6 років тому +38

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @blackbirb6306
      @blackbirb6306 6 років тому +26

      I'm 14

    • @luwi5972
      @luwi5972 6 років тому +15

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @ITZPHOENIX
    @ITZPHOENIX 4 роки тому +426

    I actually got scared when he said for the GT-R: "You're probably 12." How the hell did he know?!?!?

  • @Pakkerz
    @Pakkerz 9 місяців тому +1

    As an Australian, I see the Chevy/Holden re-badging scheme all the time.

  • @namr1174
    @namr1174 4 роки тому +630

    What your fav car says about you
    Ferrari 360: "YoU wAnT a fErRaRi"
    *hmm yes. The floor here is made out of floor*

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +23

      What he means is that, there's nothing really special about that car ("360 Stradele") but the simple fact that *is a Ferrari,* and that's it ¯\_(:/)_/¯...

    • @namr1174
      @namr1174 4 роки тому +11

      @@MiguelMedV eGgSaCtLy

    • @Mightymegatronthegreat
      @Mightymegatronthegreat 4 роки тому

      What’s the farrarri that always catches fire

    • @jackass5066
      @jackass5066 4 роки тому

      @@Mightymegatronthegreat 355?348?

    • @johnroc4497
      @johnroc4497 4 роки тому +4

      Ahhhhhhhhh

  • @tobyuwu
    @tobyuwu 6 років тому +148

    Porsche carrera gt: youre probably a clutch god.

  • @FabrixPiron
    @FabrixPiron 6 років тому +232

    Cars Jokes + Miku music in the background
    You sir won a subscriber

  • @saucer8845
    @saucer8845 3 роки тому +10

    Ah yes, my favourite "rotary doritoe jesus legend"

  • @cjlondon720
    @cjlondon720 4 роки тому +367

    Corvette stingray was super accurate for me: “You don’t need to spend supercar money for supercar fun”

    • @reep0763
      @reep0763 4 роки тому +6

      Until it breaks 50 million times 😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @Sonic_Appeal
      @Sonic_Appeal 4 роки тому

      You own a Stingray?

    • @cjlondon720
      @cjlondon720 4 роки тому +1

      Jayden 2k I wish, I really wanna get the C8

    • @TRX25EX
      @TRX25EX 4 роки тому +1

      You dont understand what kind of fun Porsche Ferrari offers until you own them! Which is why they sell crazy otherwise why bother spend 5X more for same performance?
      Supercars much more than just performance!

    • @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929
      @averagecoolepicyoutubers1929 4 роки тому

      Poor man’s supercar

  • @lelenny7725
    @lelenny7725 6 років тому +390

    *WHAT'S THAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY ROTARY ENGINE!!!*

  • @johannesriebel5635
    @johannesriebel5635 6 років тому +362

    Any BMW: You want to be the Most Wanted

  • @avix.1138
    @avix.1138 4 роки тому +34

    2:02 this had me rolling LMAOOO

  • @malcolm1201
    @malcolm1201 6 років тому +247

    Aventador: (8 year old voice) o my gawd a Lambo!!!

    • @nicholaslavoie6008
      @nicholaslavoie6008 5 років тому +1

      malcolm lmao

    • @ryderwirt5938
      @ryderwirt5938 5 років тому +2

      Nah they would be like “omg the bat mobile”

    • @draxthedestroyer1685
      @draxthedestroyer1685 5 років тому

      I’m 17 and I like the aventador. But only the svj and I would install a armytrix exhaust

    • @juano7692
      @juano7692 5 років тому +1

      oMg iS tHaT a zEnToRnO?!?

    • @reidjordan4545
      @reidjordan4545 5 років тому

      KA - CHOW the fact that I can’t tell if you know it’s not based on the aventador makes it funnier

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  6 років тому +499

    For those upset about it just being one phrase per car
    *That's the point. The video it's based off of, has fast paced humor that links with other entries*
    It's not everyone's cup of tea, I get it. My channel isn't permanently going to become like this. So let me have fun for now.

    • @juanesninolorenzo3589
      @juanesninolorenzo3589 6 років тому +1

      Bladed Angel for the nxt one murcielago, any Zonda, f40

    • @animealpha4795
      @animealpha4795 6 років тому +4

      You do you, I enjoyed this and I enjoyed the anime one too.

    • @Primetime_69
      @Primetime_69 6 років тому +2

      Do a wrangler, ram 1500, brz, or a cavalier/cobalt/cruze

    • @jaboi7118
      @jaboi7118 6 років тому +4

      AHHHHHHH

    • @saint_zero
      @saint_zero 6 років тому +3

      Bladed Angel
      This was so enjoyable! Part 2 and maybe even 3

  • @jacobgarz8970
    @jacobgarz8970 5 років тому +114

    The Agera RS happens to be my favorite car

  • @Kingmohammed23
    @Kingmohammed23 5 місяців тому +2

    2:13 pov you're that guy who waited until 2024

  • @Lucas_met_een_K
    @Lucas_met_een_K 6 років тому +204

    Nissan GT-R: You are probably a youtuber

  • @whonoseepic9419
    @whonoseepic9419 6 років тому +164

    Koenigsegg Agera-rs: Yup, I must have a really good taste
    I mean I have studied cars for years now and this car is the best hands down!

    • @Sam-km3qv
      @Sam-km3qv 6 років тому +5

      Agree man

    • @spiderpotato1139
      @spiderpotato1139 6 років тому +1

      Yes me too

    • @tisik743
      @tisik743 6 років тому +1

      bugatti fanboys

    • @whonoseepic9419
      @whonoseepic9419 6 років тому +10

      @ tis ik, yup bugatti fanboys tend to be stubborn and refuse to appreciate Koenigsegg's world records. I am obviously a Koenigsegg fanboy but I still appreciate what Bugatti has done too.

    • @hcatto9800
      @hcatto9800 6 років тому +1

      Agreed

  • @notstan6820
    @notstan6820 6 років тому +330

    0:37
    Him:you're 12
    Me:god damit, how could he know

  • @s1n094
    @s1n094 3 роки тому +2

    1:02 u should of have said "you hit more people than mph"

  • @CarbonComp
    @CarbonComp 6 років тому +131

    BMW M3 GTR
    -You probably played Need for Speed most wanted Most wanted (2005)

    • @Blixten610
      @Blixten610 6 років тому +3

      yes! i do

    • @___-ht6js
      @___-ht6js 6 років тому +2

      Le Medic ahhhhhhhh

    • @SolusV
      @SolusV 6 років тому +1

      My favorite car

    • @jrlgarage
      @jrlgarage 6 років тому +1

      Omg yes

    • @alinorsumaguina3398
      @alinorsumaguina3398 6 років тому +1

      BMW M3 GTR in NFS MW is the easiest car to control for me.

  • @jayanthpaul9631
    @jayanthpaul9631 6 років тому +73

    Lan Evo: if don't wanna vape and rallying is life...

  • @reynaldotrejo5217
    @reynaldotrejo5217 5 років тому +309

    Nissan GTR: you're either 12, or a youtuber

    • @Suka_Rain
      @Suka_Rain 5 років тому +11

      Reynaldo Trejo Or a guy that really like cars with some great customization 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TeriandDave
      @TeriandDave 5 років тому +5

      Thats a huracan

    • @Rickyzx04
      @Rickyzx04 5 років тому +4

      Jared Perez ahhhhhhhh *its a joke*

    • @thirupathig4027
      @thirupathig4027 4 роки тому +9

      I am a GTR fan boy and will be until I die.
      GTR is life.❤️🖤

    • @shaziaansari3150
      @shaziaansari3150 4 роки тому

      Jared Perez he said turn your brain off and don’t take it seriously

  • @szylaj
    @szylaj 3 роки тому

    3:41
    "So, you know what they say about guys that own powerful overly extravagant cars, right?"
    - proudly slaps roof of my prius -

  • @WitchyWhale
    @WitchyWhale 6 років тому +70

    Audi S8: You’re living a double life

  • @lmfao2183
    @lmfao2183 5 років тому +157

    Honda civic- You just bought a lawnmower

  • @RafaelFerraz4979
    @RafaelFerraz4979 6 років тому +211

    tesla was perfect

    • @surajsuresh8945
      @surajsuresh8945 6 років тому +2

      Rafael Ferraz Ahhhh

    • @ognjenr536
      @ognjenr536 6 років тому +1

      Rafael Ferraz agree

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 років тому +1

      Suraj Suresh
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @radanju3
      @radanju3 5 років тому +1

      AHHH

  • @shane_tobin312
    @shane_tobin312 6 років тому +41

    Jeep wrangler: you tell everyone that roads shouldn't exist.

  • @bigsauce6271
    @bigsauce6271 6 років тому +68

    AE85: you’re too poor to buy an 86

    • @g.t.5483
      @g.t.5483 6 років тому +1

      theyre kinda rising up in price

    • @bigsauce6271
      @bigsauce6271 6 років тому +1

      key point 'kinda'

    • @naztheman4u
      @naztheman4u 6 років тому

      Guess you´re wealthy enough for an AE86, but not wealthy enough for grammar lessons.

    • @Teggymania
      @Teggymania 6 років тому +2

      AE82: ...At least the AE85 is close...

    • @ricebox1178
      @ricebox1178 6 років тому +5

      Itsuki right now: *RAGE YOUR DREAM INTENSIFIES*

  • @rotanggang2979
    @rotanggang2979 6 років тому +110

    "Rotary Dorito Jesus Legend"
    Actually made me lol, keep up the good work

    • @lelenny7725
      @lelenny7725 6 років тому +1

      Dank Raptor sounds right to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @DanteFromDMC
      @DanteFromDMC 6 років тому +2

      Or "LS swap is life"

    • @Ryan_hs123
      @Ryan_hs123 6 років тому

      Same

    • @erichlewis960
      @erichlewis960 6 років тому

      I'm fine with that title lmao

    • @erichlewis960
      @erichlewis960 6 років тому

      WillDagamerkid053 honestly I can't see why people hate on the last swap so much like I get how it seems disrespectful but seriously it's the owners decision maybe he just wants more power and can't afford to keep the rotary in perfect condition and keep up with repairs

  • @doggo2993
    @doggo2993 4 роки тому +13

    "You enjoy Fast n' Furious."
    Lol

  • @gobson8391
    @gobson8391 4 роки тому +104

    Viper: You have a death wish,
    Me: I know, but i still want that.

  • @j02killahz13
    @j02killahz13 5 років тому +118

    Tesla: *Complete Silence*
    sO tRuE!

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 років тому +3

      JozAnimations They all were. Especially the Corvette being mid life crisis sports car. And the Mustang that you like to crash crowds lol.

    • @russellthomas1629
      @russellthomas1629 5 років тому

      Maybe I’m just stupid but could somebody explain to me what that meant yes I already know you’re gonna reply with r/woosh

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 років тому

      @@russellthomas1629 r/woosh

    • @fishkings423
      @fishkings423 5 років тому +1

      @@russellthomas1629 You predicted the future. Do you have the time stone or what?

    • @riccards
      @riccards 5 років тому

      Yesh

  • @kinori2335
    @kinori2335 6 років тому +39

    Something non-car people will never understand... A car faster than THE Bugatti...

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 6 років тому

      FlyingUnicorn25 I never really thought about it but what is the fastest car?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  6 років тому +11

      Not sure if it's Guiness Official (but who cares about what a shitty book and it's arbitrary requirements says. If the car exists, has done a top speed run, than that's enough proof for me)
      The fastest speed achieved by a Production Car in one way was 284MPH by the Koenigsegg Agera RS.
      I believe it went 278 VMAX, so when it went back the other direction it went slower due to wind.

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 6 років тому +3

      Bladed Angel makes sense that it's a Koenigsegg. Not surprised at all.

    • @snowyrowlet8061
      @snowyrowlet8061 6 років тому

      ?

  • @determination9296
    @determination9296 3 роки тому +4

    Finally someone that understands my love for the Koenigsegg Agera RS

  • @thepebbleman
    @thepebbleman 6 років тому +98

    Toyota GT86 - You like driving slow cars fast

  • @bannerz103
    @bannerz103 5 років тому +275

    Me : Loves the Supra
    Also me : Loves Fast and Furious

    • @zac1794
      @zac1794 5 років тому +4

      Banner Z indeed but fast 5 and above are all shit

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 4 роки тому +1

      A70: you probably find the AE86 a wimp
      A80: you must have been very lame in the car scene

    • @edwardastill2941
      @edwardastill2941 4 роки тому

      @@zac1794 5 and 6 are aight 3 is trash

    • @andydbr2969
      @andydbr2969 4 роки тому +1

      @@edwardastill2941 3 is lowkey one of the best. Any f&f movie starting with 6 is kinda trash

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 4 роки тому

      Pingaz 5 is good, 6 is okay, the rest are garbage

  • @omgacat520
    @omgacat520 6 років тому +59

    as a subie fan, all i have to ask is this one question:
    what lasts longer in a subaru, the owners vape juice or the head gasket?

    • @abystrous
      @abystrous 6 років тому

      o o f

    • @ml052470
      @ml052470 6 років тому

      the headgasket. trust me

  • @nicwaples6020
    @nicwaples6020 2 роки тому +1

    when it comes to holden owners, there isn't a snowflake's chance in a volcano they'd rebadge it as a yank tank. also holden commodore is a better corvette stingray.

  • @Hazmat-assassin
    @Hazmat-assassin 4 роки тому +126

    I love it. my favorite is the Koenigsegg agera RS, I was afraid you wouldn't mention it

    • @brinishabalderson4800
      @brinishabalderson4800 4 роки тому +1

      my favourite is Koenigsegg Regara

    • @VideosTubeCh
      @VideosTubeCh 4 роки тому +2

      Like the 2012 Agera R

    • @lh-racing2700
      @lh-racing2700 4 роки тому +1

      Agera RS with the Phoenix design or the Jesko Track

    • @andyrocker9271
      @andyrocker9271 4 роки тому +2

      Ik I was so happy when he mentioned it but he didn’t mention my second favorite ford gt :(

    • @ITZPHOENIX
      @ITZPHOENIX 4 роки тому

      Andy Rocker 2006 or 2017?

  • @cringytoaster
    @cringytoaster 6 років тому +566

    The Prius had me dead

    • @darthpotassiums1fan20
      @darthpotassiums1fan20 6 років тому +9

      I hope your ok now

    • @kylecoolky1189
      @kylecoolky1189 6 років тому +3

      This is a toaster talking

    • @MNSonYT
      @MNSonYT 6 років тому +2

      Damn, that was Tesla’s job.

    • @oofoff7240
      @oofoff7240 6 років тому

      🔥Prius died in a fire🔥

    • @Elite459
      @Elite459 6 років тому

      keep it to yourself, nobody wants to hear it

  • @caddyguy5503
    @caddyguy5503 4 роки тому +236

    Lol BMW shouldve been "Daddy's money" 😂

    • @taxevaderyoshi5795
      @taxevaderyoshi5795 4 роки тому +7

      Or you're a dick

    • @ultimateade3980
      @ultimateade3980 4 роки тому +1

      I started my own business and earned my money

    • @caddyguy5503
      @caddyguy5503 4 роки тому +3

      @@taxevaderyoshi5795 y e s

    • @jonah.mcminn
      @jonah.mcminn 4 роки тому +5

      That title only goes to lance stroll if you know what i mean. ;)

    • @jemiehooglied1659
      @jemiehooglied1659 4 роки тому +2

      @@jonah.mcminn Lmao
      Lance deserves the seat tho

  • @empireofflavium5181
    @empireofflavium5181 3 роки тому +1

    ,,you don't use your turn signal''
    Ye thats right
    I like BMWs
    And this is true about the turn signals. Good job man

  • @The_Average_Jorge
    @The_Average_Jorge 4 роки тому +87

    He killed me with the “you main cloud in smash 4” lmao!

  • @ratanbharadwaj7564
    @ratanbharadwaj7564 6 років тому +147

    1:20
    I actually dont use turn signal
    Cuz i dont drive cars irl

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry 5 років тому +1

      Do u drive Motorcycles?
      If you do which country are you in

  • @illusion86ln
    @illusion86ln 4 роки тому +133

    1:01 *You’re even worse at driving than an average forza player

  • @SkaterDadTahj
    @SkaterDadTahj 3 роки тому +2

    “You enjoy Fast n’ Furious Tokyo Drift” heh you got me

  • @Lucky_9705
    @Lucky_9705 4 роки тому +79

    Lexus LFA: *“I prefer an opera over the Jonas Brothers”*

    • @VideosTubeCh
      @VideosTubeCh 4 роки тому

      I prefer an opera with the jonas brothers

    • @ty9154
      @ty9154 4 роки тому +1

      And you don't like cup holders

  • @RustyHondas
    @RustyHondas 6 років тому +53

    Focus RS "for the people who have family and cannot get a mustang" or " for the people who want to spend 40000 on a focus" I really like the focus but ya

  • @artur.lv.drifter6839
    @artur.lv.drifter6839 5 років тому +121

    Mercedes G Class
    Are you Russian Mafia member?

    • @Pear_God
      @Pear_God 5 років тому +2

      Mercedes g class your a Beverly hill mom

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому

      Didn't Russian mafia have the E60 M5?

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 4 роки тому

      Nah you're just a rich white teenage girl

    • @victorwcislo1718
      @victorwcislo1718 4 роки тому

      Ain’t that an s class or an e class

    • @RubenSprng
      @RubenSprng 4 роки тому

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 nah they usually have merc or Maybach

  • @zachmoize6075
    @zachmoize6075 3 роки тому +7

    As a Camaro fanboy I can confirm I love the simple things.

  • @theh3lix269
    @theh3lix269 4 роки тому +101

    0:34
    Me: *cries in 24*

    • @nrn.o_o927
      @nrn.o_o927 4 роки тому

      im 12

    • @trx259
      @trx259 4 роки тому

      @@nrn.o_o927 im 12

    • @valad.
      @valad. 4 роки тому

      Do 12 year olds only watch this lol?

    • @trx259
      @trx259 4 роки тому

      @@valad. im 12

    • @valad.
      @valad. 4 роки тому

      @@trx259 ik

  • @manuelsousa8479
    @manuelsousa8479 6 років тому +90

    Ahahah the Tesla had me dead 😂

  • @kidderbean4697
    @kidderbean4697 4 роки тому +118

    So as a gtr and koenigsegg fan I guess I qualify as a godly 12 year old

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 11 місяців тому

    I own an '01 Miata and love this! My car is light blue w/ tan top and looks like a "happy kind of car". I, on the other hand, am a big-time metalhead. I wear a lot of black and love to play my music good and loud. I've had strangers tell me that they didn't expect someone like me to drive that car. Eh, happy little car, happy little metalhead.

  • @alex.pro.2279
    @alex.pro.2279 5 років тому +46

    Mclaren 720 S: "It looks like a Lamborghini Aventador 458 Italia"

  • @anuragalig4357
    @anuragalig4357 4 роки тому +123

    I'm happy I love Koenigsegg ❤️

    • @thatsmallguy6729
      @thatsmallguy6729 3 роки тому +7

      Same but be careful as the Bugatti fan kids are gonna come

    • @JAromr_
      @JAromr_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatsmallguy6729 and they are really annoying

    • @Puffyss
      @Puffyss 3 роки тому +2

      my fav koenigsegg has to be the agera rsn or the ccxr :P

    • @Hanzo_Hasashi
      @Hanzo_Hasashi 3 роки тому

      I dont prefer Hypercars that much, but I do like them. My favorite Koenigsegg is the Koenigsegg 1-One. That one is AMAZING!

    • @domtoretto6129
      @domtoretto6129 3 роки тому

      @@Puffyss mine are either the agera r or regera and maybe the ccx

  • @karlogajsek663
    @karlogajsek663 6 років тому +83

    What I can' hear you?!
    The Eurobeat is too loud!
    Never mind,I have tofu to deliver

  • @Prussiano_47_
    @Prussiano_47_ Рік тому

    "You re a real hit with the crowd"
    Literally

  • @Teggymania
    @Teggymania 6 років тому +30

    That crown vic reminded me of the RCR review for the P71 (if not that, then one of the other cop car reviews)
    "ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP
    ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COP"

    • @vteckickedin2365
      @vteckickedin2365 6 років тому

      ahhh

    • @xxcmp05xx80
      @xxcmp05xx80 6 років тому

      Or “You want to look like a cop so no one will tailgate you”.

    • @novidsheremovealong1893
      @novidsheremovealong1893 6 років тому +1

      Hello There "GRAB YOUR JUNK AND JERK OFF TO AUTHORITY!!! Because it makes you hard for some reason" -Mr regular

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 6 років тому +39

    AMC Pacer: Weird and kinda ugly, but a V8 is a V8.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 років тому +1

      more of a muscle car than a v6 mustang

  • @jonathantanasi2557
    @jonathantanasi2557 5 років тому +87

    Bentley continental gt: Your probably part of the Russian mafia

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +2

      That's the E60 M5

    • @jonathantanasi2557
      @jonathantanasi2557 5 років тому +1

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 oh ya😂

    • @volodyan7780
      @volodyan7780 5 років тому +3

      as russian i can tell you, it's close to be truth.
      But bmw e34 e38 e60 e65 f1 and f10 is mutch more closely.
      It's like supreme car choice for our mafia\politician, and it's must be pitch black.

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +1

      @@volodyan7780 wasn't the E39 popular too?

    • @volodyan7780
      @volodyan7780 5 років тому +1

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 Yes, but not that mutch as e34 and e38.
      people in my country just love e34 and e38 that mucth, they just missed e39 in his time.
      they just prefer to bought e34 insted of e39

  • @cqb1494
    @cqb1494 2 роки тому +2

    1:34 I'd say the Porche Boxter is the European midlife crisis mobile. The 911 is more "a toy for very rich people"

  • @raider7265
    @raider7265 4 роки тому +26

    “You enjoy driving boats”
    I mean, sure?

  • @Idontknow-zy5im
    @Idontknow-zy5im 6 років тому +124

    I knew the 8 uh 6 uh would be here
    Edit: wow that is so is the most likes I've ever had. Thanks everyone😀

    • @Idontknow-zy5im
      @Idontknow-zy5im 6 років тому +6

      Gum tape death match would work for the eg6

    • @animealpha4795
      @animealpha4795 6 років тому +1

      KittenWorrior 000 toshiya joushima in his s2000 would destroy him. The dude literally does duct tape matches all the time,... Without a duct tape.

    • @Idontknow-zy5im
      @Idontknow-zy5im 6 років тому

      Nabha Sengupta yes very true

  • @aleksiheikkinen5488
    @aleksiheikkinen5488 6 років тому +34

    this video wasn't stupid this is pretty true

  • @AIC_onyt
    @AIC_onyt 3 роки тому +1

    Tesla: you want to be environmentally friendly by strapping a 500Kg li-ion batery to your car.