Trump's Guillotine Campaign Email, Hunter Biden Found Guilty: Late Night's News of the Week
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
- All the news and jokes you missed from the week of June 10.
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Trump's Guillotine Campaign Email, Hunter Biden Found Guilty: Late Night's News of the Week
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
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“Trump began exhibiting heatstroke 10 years ago.” Priceless. Love your work.
Seth enjoys himself more than anyone 🥰
😳
I thought this guy was supposed to to funny,,,
He does crack himself up!
CORRECTION: Les Misérables takes place in part around the July Revolution of 1830. That’s not the revolution famous for using the guillotine. That’s the French Revolution of circa 1789 to 1799.
Thanks, professor. Way to get too serious.
Hmmm, all this time, I thought it was during the French Revolution. I'll have to see it again and find out what else I got wrong.
He doesn't know what a locust army even means. IDK if he's white or black but how do you miss that major part?
@@jamezkpal2361He must be humble.
@@russellcampbell9198 Hey! This is what Corrections is made of, so it's okay.
"Trump said im sweating like dog up here... and he was imediately shot by Kristy Noem" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Dogs don't sweat... they cool off by panting, and jumping into water.
@@hemiolaguy I'd also never heard anyone say 'sweating like a dog' before. I've heard 'horse' and 'pig' (and I think both of those animals actually do). But you know, it's The Orange, so he could also be sweating like a shark. Or a magnet.
That's the best ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
That noem joke is gold.
stop calling him former president trump call him current felon trump
Seth Meyers is beyond hilarious
That's a joke ...right !
Always good stuff in headlines. The one that got me most, though, was 'all forty states.'
Corrections on Colbert was the greatest crossover in late night history.
Wait what?!😂
The positivity in these comments is contagious. Blessings to everyone.
Right back at you! x
I ove how Seth always has that cheeky grin when he comes on. It's like he knows something funny and can't wait to tell you all about it 😂
I love him and that grin is priceless 😅👍
This show is hilarious chaos.
man, the inspiration you give is amazing
Seth was awesome on Colbert - everyone should check it out! (especially the Jackals) 🙂
Do you think Colbert will go Day Drinking with Seth?
@@DuckyB Definitely 😁
Loved Seth saying we jackals are not on a leash and Colbert is in. 💙💙💙💙🗽🗽🗽🗽
@DuckyB the real question is: will Evie go day drinking with them???
Done and done.. great advice my fine sir.
lmao, "you can't teach while drunk" I had a lot of teachers who slipped into their coffee. "It burns when it goes down." from 3rd grade.
I love how he is laughing about these jokes.
I laughed so loud my great niece in the other room lost her tic toc train of thought
Ten years in, Seth sincerely seems to still be having a great time doing this.
First time watching, huh?
@@prettycyclops First and last
@@prettycyclops No, how did you come to this conclusion?
"Facing up to 25 years on Hannity" sounds worser than spending time in prison hehe
😂😅🤣Oh, that would be cruel 😮😐🙄
" worser"???
@@mrmacq-jk4td That's so the R's can understand it.
@@mrmacq-jk4td I made a mistake too. It seems like a word, but I guess it would be worsen. It’s very close. But how do you, do with your English. Never made a mistake? Ever? Because I know I make mistakes, all the time. Yet you’re pointing out other people’s mistakes. It’s a waste of time. And probably won’t see the reply anyway. So it does nothing.
Worser?
18 is too late a vintage for ol' Matt....
Poor Matt. He just prefers women that see him as mature. Unfortunately, that means they're prepubescent.
Yes sir I was thinking the same 😂
Seth is extremely funny and I am not surprised by the comments from Trumpers. Dang, can any republican take a joke?
The extreme left can't either. That's helping the orange clown re-elected.
They took Trump, so yes 😅
No! A woman in my town got in an argument over a shopping cart and screamed, "Help! I'm being attacked by a Democrat!" 😂
Take a joke? They elected one president! (As well as a whole bunch of senators, representatives, governors....)
Gymbag Jordan and Comer Pyle got tickled at Jarrod Moscowitz when he brought a motion to impeach Biden! It was hilarious 😆😂👍💯
Tip? Trump doesn't even pay if he can avoid it.
Well, Stormy _thought_ he was just giving her the tip.
I had a birthday yesterday and unlike the convicted felon I share a birthday with I didn't commit any crimes
Trump "I think good"
No Diaper Don, you don't
Really going to miss the band! I could listen to their signature jam when going to break on a loop for like, a long time.
"I think good" is right up there with "Be Best".
Les Mis is not about the French Revolution, but the brief Paris Rebellion of 1832. The French Revolution was in 1789.
I love how this show is hilariously funny and the comments are educational 👍Thanks 👍
Rudy's mugshot looked like Simon Bar Sinister!
They missed their chance to do the mug shot followed by the big eye Rudy picture saying, Oh, no, that's my mug shot! Or probably something funnier.
I just get a kick out of the big eye picture.
My go-to fake swear word is Dang-o-Matic…it’s way bouncier than Son-of-a-Gun. I can’t recommend it highly enough! 😁😁😁
Wooh seems the jackals are on fire ⚡️⚡️😂👍
18 is kinda old for Matt. Why isn’t he in jail yet?
I thought "Is that true in all forty states?" deserved a lot more love from the audience!
These comments are a beacon of hope. Thank you, everyone!
Rudy Ghouls looks like Nosferatu! 😆😂🤣
Mr. Seth is so funny! Man! how many times I'm going to say this? ..every time I watch his show!
Thank you ❤
That French Revolution joke was amazing 😂
However inaccurate
Rude-e took a mugshot that looks like Simon Bar Sinister. I am not kidding, folks. The arch villan.
Someone should check to see if he has multiple lab coats.
Absolute dead ringer for Simon Bar Sinister.
Hunter dropped his case against Rude-e, wondering why??😂
@@wc2126 "Attorneys for all three parties filed an agreement on Thursday in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York that stipulated that Hunter Biden agreed to drop the lawsuit.
U.S. District Judge Jessica Clarke must review the agreement before it is finalized, according to NBC News, which first reported the agreement." - Reuters
Watch it Seth Meyers, pickleball is super fun. Now continue on to the funnies. Cause your stuff is super funny.
Correction: the old lady wouldn't be studying for finals if she already got her degree. She's done.
But she's dumb, so she doesn't know when to stop
Back in the 1960's there was a popular folk song called "Where Have All The Flowers Gone", that could be used today and reworded to "Where Have All The Old Republican Party Gone" - a good song writer could use it to show it's disintegration into MAGA.
Well they either became maga, or they will for the first time, vote against a convicted felon. Because all decent Americans, can see that this isn’t political anymore, this is the definition of a fascist dictatorship, and if they the voters don’t stop this man, he will change the constitution, and destroy the rule of law, just to benefit himself. Thank goodness for the republicans who can see the difference and choose to vote for a future government, and not a dictatorship. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
You all are sure beating a dead dog with these Kristi Noem jokes
Les Miz is NOT about the French Revolution of 1789.
Trump wouldn't know that.
Correction: If the 97-year-old lady already graduated, she wouldn't be studying for finals!
Trump might say that but Les Miserables is not about the French Revolution.
There have been three French revolutions: 1789, 1830, 1848.
And true, Victor Hugo wrote Les Miserables about the period of the 1815-1832 revolution, there were no guillotines involved then.
But, hey, 'MURICA!
(Says expat American Belinda, from western France.)
It's still about the most popular almost to it, lol.
Way to go Christy!!!
Jesus is his own real dad. Talk about an identity crisis.
So f-ing Funny 😂😂😂
One of my favorite “Storm Force 5”. I laugh good!!! LOL ❣️❣️💕💕💙💙💙💙💙
Dogs don't sweat. They pant.
I was just going to say that don't know you but I hear great minds think alike 😊😊😊
Top level jackal!
It's joke
They actually do sweat from their paws.
Trump said it. Assuming it's a correct quote, you can't blame Seth and Co. for the inaccuracy.
Tertiary syphilis
Beautiful work
Thanks again
(1:57) "Oh...(humf)...well...didn't we?" [coy look w/finger to lips]
Interesting how Dr Phil has changed his tune about trump! Not many years ago, since Trump weasel his way into office, Dr Phil was on the talk show circuit speaking out against Trump and calling him batshit
How was the time-lapse effect achieved in this video?
Correction for your guest appearance on Colbert Seth reveals how strike force five surprised Stephen ts 1:35 It was a thunder sound effect, not a lightning sound effect that annoyed you. Lightning doesn't have a sound effect per se.
And I got put in "tube" jail for a day?
The "tube" wears a red hat.
Ithi k thw best people livw in new york!!!¡!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Awesome
Rudy's head looks like it has a hole in it, right on top...and it appears to be leaking something!!😝
Why don't you release this before Corrections comes out as a review?
LES MISÉRABLES ISN'T ABOUT THE FRENCH REVOLUTION!
Who's here before this video hits 1 million views? Early squad, where you at?
What are the steps taken to ensure the video quality is consistent throughout?
Great
The "tube" wears a red hat.
Hey Seth,
Huge fan…
Tell Andy I’m the Queen Bee.
Such joy I have never known.
Inspired.
G’night bestie,
Eileen Gallagher ❤
Dogs don’t sweat.
They pant.
Adderall snorters sniff.
A lot.
Dogs threat through their paws but Trump is just an ass to dogs.
🤣 why would they close again with another Joey Chestnut joke after the other one
These clips are a compilation of the monologues for the week, so it was a different day 🙂
Seth, they were applauding the 97-year-old with the perseverance to get her diploma.
He knew that. And he made them aware of his understanding that their applause for the achievement was about to be undercut by his punchline. Sigh.
More like Tallahassee without a Lassy.
5:00 There's a dinosaur sitting on Jolene's shoulder!
Maybe that gal in Utah could run for president?
25yrs of hannity 😂
They talking about all the guillotines shipped a few years ago to the East
Aww, man, I saw the video of that teacher getting arrested, I felt kinda bad for her.
See now they missed some perfectly useable Harper Valley PTA jokes that people have a certain age will get.
Why does Seth look like someone melted him in the microwave?
She redid her junior year, till it wasn't no Jr. no more.
She thought she had to be a senior (citizen) to graduate.
#45 belongs in Fulton County Jail where he will be accountable for his actions and not above the law 🇺🇲
0:28 ugh, if only
Senior?
1:00 I think, I feel, I believe. Trumpworld.
Fly me to the Moon , film . No Way . Who is the producer Alex Jones ?!
Not sure if that was a carpentry pantomime or Seth hammering air nails into toddler Jesus
Dr. Phil has gone to the dark side!
Seth has not done construction work and it shows. Who hammers like that?
I can’t wait until they Catch up to This One. Complain about how Active the President is Travelling around the world, wasting Tax payers money, When He should be Home, Running for President🎉🎉🎉😊❤xxx.
Yup I was thinking that when Seth was telling about Jill's trip back to Hunter's trial.
This is a week old, I've seen all this already
He does a review of the week regularly.
It says ‘news of the week’ in the title
what exactly were you expecting
7:15 You can't tell me that Fox News didn't do that for real.
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Titusville tux. Edit
Wow. Seth is looking old since the hot sauce supply slowed down.
Could your staff make and sell shark 🦈 shirts . Too raise money. Just idea 💡
Fyi. Dogs don't sweat, they pant
They sweat through their paws, but Trump is just an ass to dogs.
Fromers?
They're travel guide books but I don't really get it. Some of his jokes are either esoteric or I'm just too dumb to get them; I'm assuming the latter.
Although, I think the graphic would have illuminated the reference.
Yes, it's a bit of a stretch, as Frommer's does tour guides for countries and states/provinces/regions, not holidays or cultural events. More accurate would've been Matt Gates guide to spring break in Tampa or Spring Break in Florida.
Sonice
From Canada, disgusting.
I'm finally turning jackal: Seth you need to stop with the Fonz jokes! There are at least two generations who do not know who the Fonz is!
Jesus joke was the best I ever heard. Catholic perspective. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Irene Jeff got his money 💰 eat your heart out
Sorry if this has already been mentioned on this thread. Dogs don't sweat like people, they aspirate and cool off through their paws but mostly they cool off by panting. I have no idea how this compares to Mr. Trump sweating.
So you're saying that, despite his brilliant mind and erudition in all other fields, he's not a biology expert? I'm shocked, shocked!