The double-digit marriage fight - Nate Bargatze

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  • @Cw2e
    @Cw2e 11 місяців тому +300

    “I’m not trying to date her anymore, I’d like to win a fight! We’re gonna die together” is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard

  • @Argonaut121
    @Argonaut121 4 місяці тому +98

    "We have the same last name. I can't have you out there in a one fell swoop conversation". LOL

  • @uhlsome2784
    @uhlsome2784 11 місяців тому +243

    My husband and I borrow a movie line from Megamind to resolve arguments, "You were right... I was less right.." Never fails to break the tension 😂

    • @mccloysong
      @mccloysong 11 місяців тому +9

      Genius. Putting that in my bag of tricks

    • @nothanks9174
      @nothanks9174 11 місяців тому +14

      That’s a great way to end an argument in one fell swoop

    • @SheBPadfoot
      @SheBPadfoot 11 місяців тому +3

      This is golden, thank you for spreading this around 😂 we’re all picking this up.

    • @jonasistaken
      @jonasistaken 3 місяці тому

      You were right.. I was more right. Same effect!?

  • @mccloysong
    @mccloysong 11 місяців тому +62

    Great storyteller, great rhythm, great timing, very personable, unique delivery. He can bury three minor punchlines in a row for a bigger effect than one big one.

    • @Apoch86
      @Apoch86 3 місяці тому +5

      Three punchlines in a row for one joke is a real one fell swoop kinda situation

  • @thekashif
    @thekashif 11 місяців тому +55

    The last line .... Perfect timing

  • @stevenjacob1983
    @stevenjacob1983 11 місяців тому +27

    That whole story is relatable and hilarious!

  • @paulahughbanks3779
    @paulahughbanks3779 11 місяців тому +33

    I love this guy!! So glad I found him. Look forward to seeing him

  • @Kristen-xt2ir
    @Kristen-xt2ir 11 місяців тому +8

    One of his best skits

  • @IndyShepherd
    @IndyShepherd 2 місяці тому +3

    "It's just not what it means..." I spit my coffee out.

  • @johngeverett
    @johngeverett 3 місяці тому +27

    I get this. My wife thinks 'several' means '2'. It's not that it's such an important thing, but it means she thinks she is communicating one thing, when her listener will hear and understand something different. That is potentially a problem.

    • @tericoe5116
      @tericoe5116 3 місяці тому +7

      😂 Tell your wife a "couple" means 2......"several" definitely means more than 2. Lol

  • @Thankful_.
    @Thankful_. 3 місяці тому +22

    “I walk around w a sack of sorrys!!” 😂

  • @susanpaine1513
    @susanpaine1513 11 місяців тому +32

    Years ago we had an argument about is a locust and a cicada the same thing

  • @DudeBro824
    @DudeBro824 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve watched this enough to figure out that Nate had “one fell swoop” as a punchline and worked that joke enough to where it landed perfectly

  • @sherparoyale
    @sherparoyale 3 місяці тому +6

    Been married 20 years in June this year. My wife now says sorry.
    Here’s the kicker, we’re going to see Nate in Paso today!!!!!

  • @lucindabreeding
    @lucindabreeding 11 місяців тому +23

    Off Topic Nerd Alert! “At one fell swoop” is from Shakespeare’s “Macbeth.” Macduff learns that his rival, Macbeth, has murdered his wife and children. He is imagining a Kite, a bird of prey, flying silently over his home and killing his wife and children in a single pass.
    I saw a staging of Macbeth where the soldier comes into the house and murders Macduff's pregnant wife while his tiny daughter watches. The soldier stared at the little girl. She stared back. She suddenly sprinted away. In like four strides, the solder crossed the stage, turned the little girl to the audience and slit her throat.
    The gasp that went through the audience was chilling.
    Edited: Macbeth had MACDUFF'S wife and children murdered! He did NOT have his own wife and children killed.

  • @ricautzen645
    @ricautzen645 2 місяці тому +2

    The audience didn't catch the "because we didn't talk all night ya know" part

  • @munkustrap1984
    @munkustrap1984 7 місяців тому +7

    I know I’m not the only one who can’t get get rid of the one fell swoop ear worm 😮. I’m using it everywhere 😮

  • @roger3958
    @roger3958 11 місяців тому +54

    He’s right. Been married 19 years. I don’t think she has ever said sorry to me about anything. Ever.

    • @gmchuge__7098
      @gmchuge__7098 11 місяців тому +9

      Yikes. Sorry man, that’s rough.

    • @ReganSBrown
      @ReganSBrown 11 місяців тому +4

      I had to check the username to see if you were my husband 🤣
      Idk what it is but I can apologize 10x in a day for various things, but when I hold my ground in bigger fights, he claims I never apologize.
      Maybe try to listen very carefully, and I’ll try to apologize in the big things more.

    • @jeffkuykendall4655
      @jeffkuykendall4655 11 місяців тому +4

      40 years for me. I win (lose)! 😂

    • @roger3958
      @roger3958 11 місяців тому

      @@jeffkuykendall4655 lol I feel ya

    • @mr.snoopy8732
      @mr.snoopy8732 11 місяців тому +5

      Sorry isn't part of a woman's lexicon. They would have to admit they aren't infallible and that would crush them.

  • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
    @JesusChrist-xb7jq 11 місяців тому +17

    Watching his videos, it almost feels like I married his wife!
    It wasn’t in one fell swoop though. It took several clips.

  • @mr.m1394
    @mr.m1394 4 місяці тому +8

    Your mom's crazy.Did you do your homework?You don't want to be dumb like your dad...😂😂😂 Man this sounds like my household

  • @ikbenvoetbal
    @ikbenvoetbal 3 місяці тому +5

    I watched this in one fell swoop with a brief intermission to poop

  • @111danish111
    @111danish111 2 місяці тому +2

    Let's swoop it up I'm down !

  • @DudeBro824
    @DudeBro824 2 місяці тому +2

    “I don’t have pockets so I’m good” is equivalent to being the only one making money in house

  • @stathamspeacoat
    @stathamspeacoat 11 місяців тому +23

    Our biggest fight was over the pronunciation of a word that's actually a famous general's name but where my SO is from there's a distinct pronunciation which is btw VERY INCORRECT and man it got pretty ugly. It remains unresolved to this day.

    • @p3ter9000
      @p3ter9000 11 місяців тому +9

      What's the name?

    • @MJSchaefer16
      @MJSchaefer16 11 місяців тому +8

      Come on you can't just leave us hanging on that now, we have to know what's the name??? 😂

    • @elbrown1011
      @elbrown1011 3 місяці тому

      Omg-- what famous general? Im racking my brain. Where is SO from so i can figure it out that way.

    • @Michael-t6c8v
      @Michael-t6c8v 3 місяці тому

      Custer perhaps lol

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 місяці тому +2

      @@elbrown1011*wracking 😉

  • @FaridRashid-qi7pf
    @FaridRashid-qi7pf 3 місяці тому +2

    😂😂😂😂that got it going real good 😅

  • @TheDolfan2010
    @TheDolfan2010 11 місяців тому +9

    He is the best 😂

  • @goldbaby9968
    @goldbaby9968 11 місяців тому +3

    What a beautiful soul ❤

  • @learychester9447
    @learychester9447 3 місяці тому +4

    Gentlemen, don't show this to your wives in an attempt to show her what she's like. Speaking from experience.

  • @lauriepeters5936
    @lauriepeters5936 11 місяців тому +1

    He is sooo funny! 😂

  • @trje246
    @trje246 3 місяці тому +4

    Oh man, I just realised that I have been saying that wrong my whole life! Been using it in context but I say one fowl swoop. Just realised it's fell not fowl. 😅

    • @nonyabidness5708
      @nonyabidness5708 2 місяці тому +2

      I can kind of see how that would make sense though! Fowl would swoop down to grab its prey...

  • @kimberlyanderson1013
    @kimberlyanderson1013 11 місяців тому

    Rolling...frt...
    rolling 😂😅😂

  • @merriehogle
    @merriehogle 11 місяців тому +3

    Hugs 🤗 good man!

  • @Zenc0meseasy
    @Zenc0meseasy 3 місяці тому +2

    I ended up in a screaming match with a GF once over whether you can see the moon rise over the horizon, like the sun does, or whether its already "up" when the sun goes down.

  • @jamesmcinnis208
    @jamesmcinnis208 11 місяців тому +10

    Those words on the screen. Why?

    • @wakuyanow
      @wakuyanow 2 місяці тому

      I think it is an editing technique to mentally engage the audience. Good or bad, I think it captures attention. Maybe it is something like flashing lights or what deer experience when looking at headlights? Does our seeing the words force us to read...activating a different part of our brain than simply seeing Nate and hearing him speak? Is it a kind of mental manipulation that your mind rejects?

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 2 місяці тому

      @wakuyanow If only my mind were capable of rejecting it so that it's completely oblivious to it. Unfortunately, the nature of the visual is that it demands attention while offering little in the way of helpful information, so it falls into that familiar old category, "annoying."

    • @wakuyanow
      @wakuyanow 2 місяці тому

      @@jamesmcinnis208 @jamesmcinnis208 Thank you for using "were" instead of "was". It means a lot to me.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 11 місяців тому +4

    As a child of divorce who’s wife claims it is hardest on her, she wants to know how the visit went bc that would be a neat trick!

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 2 місяці тому

    I don't have pockets. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Jen103143
    @Jen103143 3 місяці тому

    He's so funny!

  • @FaridRashid-qi7pf
    @FaridRashid-qi7pf 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂lmfaoo that got it going real good

  • @lj5190
    @lj5190 11 місяців тому +9

    The only time my wife says sorry to me is when she says she’s sorry she married me.

  • @deecohen1383
    @deecohen1383 11 місяців тому +1

    Accurate about marrying into a divorced family situation. It HELL. WAS hell.
    I always was like “darn I haft work” every time I could. They were INSANE!
    Had to be drunk when I was for ed to go to those hellish gatherings…

  • @sandradi7845
    @sandradi7845 11 місяців тому +4

    It's a bit curious how a stand up comedian raised by a clown, has a deadpan face line delivery 😅.

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 11 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious 😂

  • @pogos6633
    @pogos6633 4 місяці тому +1

    My first wife never said she’s sorry for anything she messed up on.

  • @viperrecords3288
    @viperrecords3288 11 місяців тому +3

    My wife uses figures of speech incorrectly ALL THE TIME.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 11 місяців тому +1

      Tell me you hate “six of one half a dozen of the other” as much as I do. I HATE that.
      It takes FOREVER to sayit. Ive already left the room if someone even STARTS to say that one

    • @viperrecords3288
      @viperrecords3288 11 місяців тому

      @@deecohen1383As long as you use it correctly. That’s when I’m pissed lol

    • @daveh2612
      @daveh2612 3 місяці тому +1

      Same, I call my wife Archie Bunker because of that.

  • @cherylannebarillartist7453
    @cherylannebarillartist7453 11 місяців тому +10

    The answer:
    Me: “honey, I’m sorry about my crankiness yesterday…”
    Him: “you SHOULD be sorry”
    Me: “I am, I’m sorry”
    Him: “YOU need to tell me YOU’RE SoRRy!!!! YOu NEVVVER say YOU’RE sorry!!!!!”
    The question:
    What apologizing to a narcissist sounds like.
    *sigh

  • @waggoneer
    @waggoneer 11 місяців тому +5

    Yeah, no joke, feels like I was prefacing every text to my ex-wife with a reflexive "Sorry..." Not a fun way to live.

    • @pnwflipper2089
      @pnwflipper2089 3 місяці тому

      When my husband and I were first dating his identical twin brother came to town. They thought they would be funny and see if they could “switch” and see how long it took me to figure it out. The twin brother called me on my husbands phone to make double date dinner and movie plans. He sounded exactly like my husband but he ended every sentence with, “If that’s ok with you.” I knew right away but I didn’t understand why he kept saying ,”if that’s ok with you” until I met his wife 😂

  • @brianlash154
    @brianlash154 2 місяці тому

    I can hear thr muffled mask laughter

  • @carrow2250
    @carrow2250 2 місяці тому

    Bro is getting smacked around for sure.

  • @patmaurer8541
    @patmaurer8541 11 місяців тому +5

    When two people who genuinely care for each other have arguments about stuff like word definitions, that's not what you're actually upset about! Listen for the feelings behind the words, and help your partner bring those into consciousness. In an instant, real, deep, honest communication starts to flow. They ask for-and receive- support for a problem they didn't realize they had, and YOU are their hero! 🥰

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 11 місяців тому +5

      Nah, man. I genuinely argue with my family about word definitions and usage. It’s not some deeper thing; I’m just nerdy about the English language.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 11 місяців тому

      Or women could learn how to use their words.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 11 місяців тому +3

      @@kakimotoK20 I don’t think that complaint is usually leveled at women.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 11 місяців тому

      @@Amaranthyne it’s the listen to the feelings behind the words part, thats what women do. You know, the joke when a woman says fine something is wrong

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 11 місяців тому +3

      @@kakimotoK20 I don’t think there is a person alive who couldn’t learn to communicate a little better. Women are accused of not speaking plainly, men are accused of not expressing their feelings beyond tired, thirsty, hungry, horny. We should all learn to improve our communication as we go about our lives.
      If your complaint about women is not being clear and honest…then you are talking to the wrong woman. I am chronically blunt, an excessive explainer, and terrible at picking up on hints. If people aren’t being straightforward with their meaning, too bad! I will totally miss it and act accordingly!

  • @happyhappyjoyjoy6497
    @happyhappyjoyjoy6497 2 місяці тому

    Lesson #1. You can be right and still lose.

  • @btbrotherton
    @btbrotherton 3 місяці тому +1

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard my wife apologize either. Don’t think I’ve ever heard her say I’m right about anything either - if I prove I’m right she just gets more angry and acts like me proving I’m right about an argument she started with me for no reason makes me a complete and total asshole.
    Has it always been like this? Have women always been so toxic or is this somehow a result of modern society shitting on men and kissing women’s asses nonstop?

    • @theanadevine
      @theanadevine 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s not all women. It’s that woman you’re with. Focusing on this as a societal issue disempowers you. You deserve good treatment and you’re not getting it. I’m sorry. I hope you can step into your personal power and safely get space for yourself to heal and begin protecting your spirit the way it needs protecting.

    • @theanadevine
      @theanadevine 2 місяці тому +2

      But yes, there have always been people of every gender who behave this way in intimate relationships. And it’s always been toxic. And it’s part of the underlying hum of the human experience for the last dozen millennia. It’s not going away anytime soon, but the faster each one of us in these relationships start valuing ourselves and our emotional well-being, the sooner these relationship dynamics will dissolve. I don’t think your wife will change. But you can, and sometimes that change includes leaving for your own safety and sanity. Been there. It’s better on the other side. It’s so much better on the other side.

  • @peatmarshnotfound
    @peatmarshnotfound 3 місяці тому

    They go to bed naked, and you decide if you're still mad.

  • @rynp9853
    @rynp9853 2 місяці тому

    Been married over 7 years. We aren't totally there yet but this man puts a sinful amount of fucking Parmesan cheese on his damn pasta, and that's just that 😂

    • @llareia
      @llareia 2 місяці тому

      As it turns out, I have always been mildly lactose intolerant, but it got real bad after my last pregnancy. Now I try to convince my husband to pile a bunch of parm on his pasta so I can watch him eat it but he's not down. 😂

  • @DanielWSonntag
    @DanielWSonntag 2 місяці тому

    It's true tho. That's not what it means. I got you Nate.

  • @mirianv4656
    @mirianv4656 3 місяці тому

    Just hit double digits and we almost killed each other over what time we actually left the house since we didnt agree

  • @kristarase4851
    @kristarase4851 11 місяців тому +1

    omg lol 🤣🤣

  • @worldtrav72
    @worldtrav72 11 місяців тому

    OMG! 😂😂😂

  • @jeffparker7906
    @jeffparker7906 9 місяців тому

    Funny

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub 11 місяців тому

    Lmao

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 11 місяців тому +2

    The bad thing about that argument is that both of them were arguing without any information to back themselves up. So, of course that back-and-forth argument would never end. The actual meaning of the term is only a "Google," or "Bing" search away folks, and only one of them is correct.

  • @tomcadero9875
    @tomcadero9875 11 місяців тому +1

    I really don't like that text over the video. it is wrong so many times it's hard to follow the jokes.

  • @lisa2000geese
    @lisa2000geese 11 місяців тому +1

    Liked the comedy, but these captions across the center of the screen, one word at a time, are complete garbage. Never do this again.

  • @myutoob2011
    @myutoob2011 10 місяців тому

    Why does the laughter sound canned? It's annoying.

    • @donnasearch1
      @donnasearch1 3 місяці тому

      It was during Covid and everyone had to sit 6 feet apart-so fewer people. 😊

  • @kaibe5241
    @kaibe5241 3 місяці тому

    Ehhh. Content is alright, delivery is awful :/

    • @viperrecords3288
      @viperrecords3288 3 місяці тому

      He wasn’t delivering. He was just speaking from the heart lol

    • @kaibe5241
      @kaibe5241 3 місяці тому

      @@viperrecords3288 *yawn*

    • @viperrecords3288
      @viperrecords3288 3 місяці тому

      @@kaibe5241 🥱 is what people do when YOU try and tell a joke