Batman's 5 Most Violent Interrogations

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  • @R_eagan
    @R_eagan 3 роки тому +5118

    Batman: I won’t kill you but the hospital bills will

  • @inanjarslan7357
    @inanjarslan7357 3 роки тому +4236

    Batman's rules
    1. No killing
    2. No paying hospital bills

    • @geocross237
      @geocross237 3 роки тому +232

      The next day, the hospital is provides free health care and reconstructive surgeries provided by funding by the Wayne Foundation.

    • @redserpentx4991
      @redserpentx4991 3 роки тому +21

      Fair game

    • @tjselwyn7003
      @tjselwyn7003 3 роки тому +50

      Bruce Wayne actually sometimes pays for criminal hospital bills if information demanded alot of physical pain and trauma. If their was obvious difficulty financially.

    • @GrackDontCrack
      @GrackDontCrack 3 роки тому +48

      @@tjselwyn7003 not only that but gotham has something like a "vigilante fund" which pays for all the shit vigilantes destroy and medical bills, and bruce plays for almost all of it out of pocket

    • @Thesnowyman
      @Thesnowyman 3 роки тому +20

      @@geocross237 bat insurance?

  • @sesereddead465
    @sesereddead465 3 роки тому +2537

    Ok let’s be real here, one of his interrogations would’ve killed someone by giving them a heart attack...

    • @quedielzy8579
      @quedielzy8579 3 роки тому +131

      That or they get a huge brain injury

    • @GamerIsAwesome1
      @GamerIsAwesome1 3 роки тому +100

      He revived them and beat them to a pulp

    • @BellowDGaming
      @BellowDGaming 3 роки тому +64

      Just being Batman that guy was so terrified that he almost died by himself.

    • @bruhmoment2316
      @bruhmoment2316 3 роки тому +35

      Fr tho if i get interrogated by BATMAN i would fucking die of a heart attack before he even enters the room😂

    • @Ryan-mf4pd
      @Ryan-mf4pd 3 роки тому +21

      Not to mention PTSD my guy

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 3 роки тому +2872

    Thug: "I swear to god"
    Batman: "Swear to me".
    Idk man, makes sense to me...

    • @TsuriaDragon
      @TsuriaDragon 3 роки тому +231

      Batman is basically saying he is god so swear to him how can anyone not see that

    • @jutton11
      @jutton11 3 роки тому +432

      @@TsuriaDragon No, I think he's more saying that he doesn't want this guy to swear to god, but to him. God isn't there, batman's not interested in him. He on the other hand is there, and will punish the cop if he doesn't tell the truth.

    • @jonthanpokeashx4103
      @jonthanpokeashx4103 3 роки тому +17

      Batman Begins reference

    • @MiniMight
      @MiniMight 3 роки тому +44

      @@jutton11 it's not that deep man, he's just saying at that very moment, he is god and he should be swearing to him

    • @TheBigHossman
      @TheBigHossman 3 роки тому +7

      they are actually talking about the batman begins moment they are not just refrenceing it

  • @dezmondphillip8263
    @dezmondphillip8263 3 роки тому +3124

    *Breaks collar bone, dislocates arm, breaks the legs and beats the crap out of their faces*
    Also Batman: Now Talk!!!!

    • @renzolockhart
      @renzolockhart 3 роки тому +290

      (After talking)
      Batman: Thank you
      *bashes their head on to concrete*

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 3 роки тому +25

      That's the only thing they have left

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +6

      Or blink! Or stop bleeding- this was a bad idea.

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 3 роки тому +8

      YOU SHATTERED HIS COLLAR BONE

    • @sharkcolla7272
      @sharkcolla7272 3 роки тому +40

      *unidentifiable muffling and sobbing*

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 роки тому +3119

    Batman : “I don’t kill people”
    Also Batman : “ima bout to paralyze this dude and ruin his life if he doesn’t tell me what I want”

    • @kinglycrimson
      @kinglycrimson 3 роки тому +212

      "I don't kill"
      "Yet a permanent vegetative state is ok?"

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 3 роки тому +106

      “I won’t kill you but your hospital bills will”

    • @Super11bigT
      @Super11bigT 3 роки тому +89

      @@kinglycrimson hey if their heart is still breathing then it's not breaking the rules

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 роки тому +43

      @@kinglycrimson yeah honestly he might as well just kill them

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 3 роки тому +7

      Just a sentient Mclaren P1 #LarryLawton #JustMonika

  • @Israfel36
    @Israfel36 3 роки тому +1736

    The Heath Ledger interrogation is brutal to me because- it's real. Ledger told Bale to _actually_ hit him during that scene because he wanted it to be as believable as possible. So the hand slam and every punch is very real.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 3 роки тому +248

      That's a very joker thing to do

    • @thatanonymousguy9028
      @thatanonymousguy9028 3 роки тому +209

      Heath ledger was actually crazy for real.

    • @yert1832
      @yert1832 3 роки тому +38

      @@thatanonymousguy9028 no not really

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 3 роки тому +211

      @@thatanonymousguy9028 For that role? Yes. And to this day, Mark Hamill is the best Animated joker. And Heath is the best irl Joker.

    • @austinmasoni3577
      @austinmasoni3577 3 роки тому +35

      @@Pedakin joquan phoeinex joker is the best origin even if its not canon

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 3 роки тому +824

    i think the "swear to me line" is simply batman saying don't swear to god because he's not talking to god he's talking to batman.

    • @saganthapa7965
      @saganthapa7965 3 роки тому +52

      finally, someone is actually right.

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 3 роки тому +6

      no its his ego gone beserk

    • @gieldecloet7987
      @gieldecloet7987 3 роки тому +30

      @@yt-sh uhm no batman is one of the most slefless characters ever made

    • @lewisaino
      @lewisaino 3 роки тому

      Bats could destroy him.

    • @baconlover7747
      @baconlover7747 3 роки тому +19

      I took it as a power play. A way of saying "to you im god here"

  • @thestrong2401
    @thestrong2401 3 роки тому +310

    Breaks the guy's arm
    "You'll never hold a gun steady again"
    Love that scene, now that's how Batman should deal with criminals...
    Batman The Telltale Series is so underrated.

    • @kylepeterson4147
      @kylepeterson4147 3 роки тому +26

      I really hope we get a third installment one day.

    • @user-qd9rg3wy2n
      @user-qd9rg3wy2n 3 роки тому +19

      @@kylepeterson4147 yeah with Ra's Al Goul as a main villain will be great if they even make it

    • @drlukas4242
      @drlukas4242 2 роки тому +14

      @@user-qd9rg3wy2n agree. Also for the last season I think scarecrow should play some part in it. It will allow the player to reflect on their decision in the previous seasons. Similar to the stranger scene in the walking dead season 1 telltale game.

  • @MHKTBFFH050
    @MHKTBFFH050 3 роки тому +1304

    Batman is one of the most complex MC’s I’ve ever known.

    • @earthquakewilliam7380
      @earthquakewilliam7380 3 роки тому +32

      What’s MC?

    • @raaadtheone9656
      @raaadtheone9656 3 роки тому +90

      Main character

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 3 роки тому +45

      *i wrote my very own batman comic book and I’ve been told my everyone at work and school that’s it’s the best thing they’ve ever read, mind you, their words not mine lol, anywho if any of you fellow batman fans would like to give it a read DM my instagram @jarrito96 and I’ll send you the ENTIRE BOOK FOR FREE ! I’m sending the book to ben affleck later on because his departure as the character is what motivated me to make this book*
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    • @predmotax7083
      @predmotax7083 3 роки тому +1

      Yes yes iczhc
      Yes I do it on my phone I my
      Qftgj

    • @Prince-Shogun
      @Prince-Shogun 3 роки тому +10

      Truth, I love complex characters!

  • @camilonunez3919
    @camilonunez3919 3 роки тому +404

    Batman: Donut?
    Deadshot: GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM ME

    • @microcar14
      @microcar14 3 роки тому +23

      It's Chocolate. Yum.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 3 роки тому +2

      Camilo Nuñez #JustMonika #LarryLawton

    • @MrJlee93
      @MrJlee93 3 роки тому +10

      that's the scariest thing, Aside from Bats laughing

    • @myronperkins1
      @myronperkins1 2 роки тому +6

      Batman being nice is scary

    • @ethanthamouse6695
      @ethanthamouse6695 2 роки тому +4

      Deadshot: "what type of hell is this "

  • @treadmill7962
    @treadmill7962 3 роки тому +366

    Batman: *Bangs jokers head on the glass*
    “WHERE ARE THEY?!?!”
    Joker: Killing is making a choice
    *Punches joker*

    • @datdankdj8264
      @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +21

      ya don't wanna start with the head cause then the victim gets all fuzzy and can't feel what you do after that

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 3 роки тому +6

      You can choose Dent, or his precious wife to be.

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому +3

      @@microphonejacket It 's bride to be

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck 3 роки тому +2

      @@datdankdj8264 **punches hand**
      ….see?

  • @Edsomthing
    @Edsomthing 3 роки тому +761

    You won’t kill but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries

  • @somegeekyperson4645
    @somegeekyperson4645 3 роки тому +374

    Batman: "I don't kill."
    Also Batman: **literally break everyone's bones in a interrogation**

    • @IdkOne72
      @IdkOne72 3 роки тому +19

      Yes but he did not kill them

    • @IdkOne72
      @IdkOne72 3 роки тому +5

      @The Tick Tock Tocko hmm but I am pretty sure he did not break all the bones

    • @Thesnowyman
      @Thesnowyman 3 роки тому +2

      @@IdkOne72 the med bills will

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 3 роки тому +2

      That's not killing them....Did I miss something?

    • @Chris-mf6zc
      @Chris-mf6zc 2 роки тому +2

      “No killing, but no mercy”
      -Batman probably

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 3 роки тому +393

    As I recall, his violent interrogation of a low-level informant in his own living room with his family watching in terror was part of what made Dick Grayson leave him in the animated series.

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 2 роки тому +8

      I gotta get to that episode

    • @austinalexander8457
      @austinalexander8457 2 роки тому +13

      One of my all-time favorites. Old Wounds. Great episode

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 роки тому +27

      If I was Dick I would leave too, that's completely unethical and quite frankly evil. It's wrong to do that, but if you're going to essentially torture someone during an interrogation, at least have the self-awareness to not do that in front of their family.

    • @ronaldmcfondled9604
      @ronaldmcfondled9604 Рік тому +32

      @@controlman7490 Actually at the end of the episode it's revealed he recognized how badly he fucked up. So he gave the guy (Connor) a job at Wayne Ent. He even asks about his family to see if they're doing alright. Connor was also thankful that Batman scared him shitless because he realized he's not cut out to be a criminal. So in a way they both walked away from the encounter bettering themselves, Nightwing also kinda sorta forgives him once he sees Connor again.

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 Рік тому +7

      @@ronaldmcfondled9604 Who gives af bruh. Giving someone a job won't erase the fact you tortured them in front of their family. Batman is simply a terrible person and ain't no hero.

  • @SiddharthShenoy
    @SiddharthShenoy 3 роки тому +422

    So you won't kill, but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries.
    ~Damian Wayne 2017(Injustice 2)

    • @raiderparty4565
      @raiderparty4565 3 роки тому +22

      At least he interrogated the men, and the women and children too

    • @kyleboisvert4501
      @kyleboisvert4501 2 роки тому +10

      This is one of my favorite parts from Injustice! Great reference.

    • @TheJotaroKujo
      @TheJotaroKujo 2 роки тому

      @@raiderparty4565 they were animals. So he got them to squeal like animals.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea Рік тому +1

      What makes that even better is how Damian actually does kill people.

    • @keithharrissuwignjo2460
      @keithharrissuwignjo2460 10 місяців тому

      ​@@VeldazandteaDAMN IT DAMIAN!

  • @zaden9009
    @zaden9009 3 роки тому +731

    I love the one in Arkham Knight:
    - Batman: “If your lying, I’ll break the other one!”
    - Criminal: “Break the other wha-“
    - Batman: *Breaks one of his fingers*
    - Criminal: “AGHHH!”

  • @incogttv325
    @incogttv325 3 роки тому +106

    " you want teeth, I want answers" best line🤣🤣🤣

    • @death-nm7hr
      @death-nm7hr 3 роки тому +6

      I love that line it's so badass

    • @SlxmeLxss
      @SlxmeLxss 2 роки тому +5

      Lmaoo facts😂😂😂

  • @aidenm.5124
    @aidenm.5124 3 роки тому +301

    My favorite interrogation of the Arkham series is Batman’s first interrogation of Ivy. He threatens to kill all the plants in Gotham, and for all she knows, he will do it, not to mention that is a lot of life that would be destroyed. True it doesn’t seem tense compared to the other ones on this list, but once it sinks in, there’s another layer of complexity.

  • @Mr.SlyCooper777
    @Mr.SlyCooper777 3 роки тому +93

    “Swear to me” implies that he is more fearful than God himself. The guy can swear to god but not to Batman because you can’t lie to Batman

  • @CelticVizard
    @CelticVizard 3 роки тому +98

    "Swear to me" means "In this moment, I am your God" and/or "Right now, I control what happens to you" even tagging on "Start praying for mercy"

    • @morrienikka3787
      @morrienikka3787 3 роки тому +3

      i know this is 5 months old and stuff but for me, i see that he maybe meant how criminals dont think of gods when committing crimes until they are facing something terrible.

  • @derdude6214
    @derdude6214 3 роки тому +652

    Batman doesn't kill
    *Ben Affleck left

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 3 роки тому +42

      *Michael Keaton too

    • @rikudoubapeck
      @rikudoubapeck 3 роки тому +34

      *and Christian Bale and Val Kilmer and Adam West

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 3 роки тому +21

      @@rikudoubapeck Bale tossed the gun in the river and didn't run over joker, all his kills were accidentals

    • @rikudoubapeck
      @rikudoubapeck 3 роки тому +38

      @@Cipher_Nine He killed plenty of ninja and the fake Ra's in the league of Shadows hideout and he prisoner he refused to kill initially. He killed the driver of the Slaughter Truck in the batmobile chase in TDK. He killed Talia and her driver in TDKR by shooting at them with the Bat.

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 3 роки тому +12

      @@rikudoubapeck The Ninjas were accidentals, they decided to stay in that building because they were dedicated to kill him, remember he saved Ra's Al Ghul from falling to his death. He shot Talia's Truck to stop it from moving but that dumbass kept on driving... To his own death.

  • @ellbent
    @ellbent 3 роки тому +30

    "Please don't lie to me. I only just got Riddler's last informant's blood of my face."
    Not gonna lie, I used that line twice in two different Dungeons and Dragons campaigns with my blind rogue character.

  • @carolinacortesmartinez4305
    @carolinacortesmartinez4305 3 роки тому +72

    God Batman has some awesome one-liners:
    - "Please don't lie to me, I only just got Riddler's last informant's blood off my face!"
    - "If you're lying, I'll break the other one!"
    "The other wha-"
    *Breaks his arm*
    - "I swear to God"
    "SWEAR TO ME!!"
    - "I won't break"
    "Your bones will"

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 3 роки тому

      The speech he gave superman in dark knight returns too

    • @mrsung9720
      @mrsung9720 3 роки тому +2

      Also about that he will die without spilling blood from the outside

  • @aaronbood1999
    @aaronbood1999 3 роки тому +61

    7:12 best needlemouse impression of the bale voice

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 3 роки тому +13

      It's just so jarring because he next to never changes his tone of voice

    • @aaronbood1999
      @aaronbood1999 3 роки тому +7

      @@orangeinkius7257 i know that's what makes it funny lol :-)

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому

      @@orangeinkius7257 I heard him once talking in a slow motion way

  • @christianjaime-ctcj94
    @christianjaime-ctcj94 3 роки тому +221

    Batman: If your lying I’ll brake the other one
    Thug: The other what, (Crack) aaaahhhh

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 3 роки тому +49

    The 'Swear to me!' line does actually make some sense. Hes implying that you shouldnt be afraid or seeking God for mercy, as God is currently not threatening to drop you headfirst on the concrete

  • @kami_svn4135
    @kami_svn4135 3 роки тому +37

    Batman: "I don't kill"
    Also batman: "but I'll put you in a permanent vegetated state"

  • @aex9516
    @aex9516 3 роки тому +320

    Could you do a q&a love to know more about you

    • @digitbreaker6494
      @digitbreaker6494 3 роки тому +7

      Yes same here

    • @mediciki602
      @mediciki602 3 роки тому +6

      That would be really interesting tbh

    • @V_themerc
      @V_themerc 3 роки тому +5

      @Ciaran Mcallister let’s just say face reavel at 1 million

    • @Userdoesnotexist.0138
      @Userdoesnotexist.0138 3 роки тому +6

      Thats kinda creepy man

    • @Userdoesnotexist.0138
      @Userdoesnotexist.0138 3 роки тому +5

      @Ciaran Mcallister first off dont call me an idiot beacuase he/she said "q&a i would love to know more about you" so im assuming you are one of those toxic kids

  • @seth9655
    @seth9655 3 роки тому +320

    The most violent Batman interrogation is the old Bruce Wayne's interrogation in the _Justice League_ cartoon.
    *_It was so violent that it wasn’t even shown._*

    • @cesarflamenco9484
      @cesarflamenco9484 3 роки тому +22

      Was waiting for someone to mention that one.

    • @Elijah-M.
      @Elijah-M. 3 роки тому +15

      I must see it. Or know what happened.
      Just watched and that must have been terrible.

    • @arg1226
      @arg1226 3 роки тому +4

      Can you please mention the episode number

    • @seth9655
      @seth9655 3 роки тому +3

      @@arg1226 Justice League Unlimited Season 1 Episode 13.

    • @arg1226
      @arg1226 3 роки тому +3

      @@seth9655 Thank You Buddy

  • @themusicmaster1077
    @themusicmaster1077 3 роки тому +26

    I like the interrogations he uses in Arkham Knight when he says “Talk! Don’t make me crack your skull and look for the answers inside”

  • @bayutrihanggoro4210
    @bayutrihanggoro4210 3 роки тому +41

    Batman do be like beating bad guys to the point they're paralyzed neck down and say
    "Tell me everything you know!"

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 3 роки тому +1

      Don't know if he has paralized anyone at any point

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 роки тому

      @@mattmc9812 Let's be honest with the kind of beatings he dishes out to criminals, he most likely has paralyzed someone.

    • @mattmc9812
      @mattmc9812 2 роки тому

      @@controlman7490 he possibly has but as the people he often beats up a the most nastiest piece of works that deserves it I don't have any qourals would have been good if he had left the joker a vegetable

    • @controlman7490
      @controlman7490 2 роки тому

      @@mattmc9812 I don't think most of the criminals he beats up deserve to be tortured. A simple fact is most criminals are actually poor people who have resorted to crime to support themselves. Batman brutalizes people who commit even the prettiest of crimes, which makes him a terrible person himself. A dude like Joker absolutely deserves to get his spine broken in half, but some small time bulgur or even a gangster doesn't deserve to be beat so badly until they're paralyzed.

  • @arnolguerrero5615
    @arnolguerrero5615 3 роки тому +177

    Can Killer Croc quickly regenerate one of his limbs or tail should Batman ripped them off?

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 роки тому +31

      It’s probably a pretty slow process

    • @NeedleMouseProductions
      @NeedleMouseProductions  3 роки тому +82

      Well only certain versions of Killer Croc have the healing factor, like the Arkham Knight one where he can regenerate limbs, from the evidence it doesn't look like the one in Son Of Batman has a the healing factor so it likely wouldn't grow back. At least not without help from the mutagen drugs he'd been taking anyway

    • @lightspeed7312
      @lightspeed7312 Рік тому +1

      @@NeedleMouseProductions That's some good research you've done

    • @BriarDougherty-jz4ry
      @BriarDougherty-jz4ry 6 місяців тому

      I know this i'm way late to comment here but in the arkham knight dlc season of infamy they are clearly sawing up and burning killer croc. So If I had to guess he does have some kind of healing factor.

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 3 роки тому +33

    Batman: *completely paralyzes thug* “ready to talk?!?”
    Thug: “ok ok I will ta…”
    Batman: “thanks” *knocks out thug*

  • @spec_wasted
    @spec_wasted 3 роки тому +10

    "I won't break"
    "Your bones will"

  • @didakad4207
    @didakad4207 3 роки тому +361

    "Swear to me!" So in they eyes of tha Batman religion is something criminals don't believe in. You cant swear in something u don't believe exists. But Batman does exist and hes their worst neightmare. Thats what I think is going on.

    • @BlutigeTranen
      @BlutigeTranen 3 роки тому +6

      You are correct.

    • @jashardwallington
      @jashardwallington 3 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 3 роки тому +5

      Why would Batman think that criminals don’t believe in religion?
      How could anyone know how likely it is that someone believes in a god?
      Criminal activity is certainly no indication of a belief in god... it’s a commonly known fact that religious people aren’t any less violent, or inclined toward crime than religious people.

    • @andrewt329
      @andrewt329 3 роки тому +10

      @@pjincho
      Well, if you believe in hell, why would you commit crime?

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 3 роки тому +3

      @@andrewt329 People of faith tempt damnation all the time. The only difference is that their moral compass is entirely based on the supposed moral leanings of a character in a book.

  • @Gasana_
    @Gasana_ 3 роки тому +144

    Joker telling every criminal: why you so scared, he won't kill you
    Criminals: you can't kill me
    Batman: you're right 🙂

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 3 роки тому +15

      But the hospital bills will.

    • @masterntc2164
      @masterntc2164 3 роки тому +13

      Batman knows that the criminals know he won’t kill. That’s why Batman makes them feel like he’s going to snap at any moment.

    • @teresadownes2422
      @teresadownes2422 3 роки тому +2

      Nah but they will suffer possible paralysis from the waist down if they don't stay away from bat man

    • @OfficialSuperMKG
      @OfficialSuperMKG 3 роки тому

      @@lisagaughan7154 I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke I'm too European to understand?

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 3 роки тому

      @@OfficialSuperMKG yes.

  • @lilkingg82
    @lilkingg82 3 роки тому +124

    I can very easily explain the Swear To Me line. It's like when people say "Put the fear of God in them"
    Batman is essentially telling that guy, No. Dont fear God. Fear me. I dont want the fear of God in you. I want the fear of the Batman in you.
    It's a some what deep line even if it's the greatest thing I've ever heard and My Favorite thing to yell at random

  • @optimusprime1848
    @optimusprime1848 3 роки тому +31

    I think my Favorite Interrogation is in Arkham Knight where Batman's like: I'll Break Every bone in Your body Cobblepot.
    DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!

  • @omnipotent_bomb
    @omnipotent_bomb 3 роки тому +17

    When Batman ripped of Croc's tail I actually exclaimed out loud

  • @Is4mb
    @Is4mb 3 роки тому +24

    Sees the title:isn't that every interigation?

  • @l0rdapophis
    @l0rdapophis 3 роки тому +23

    I stepped out of art class for this!!!

  • @dustedjotaro3078
    @dustedjotaro3078 3 роки тому +27

    Batman: ‘Yells at Jason for breaking a collar bone and sending him into shock’
    Also Batman: Wheel on the skull goes round and round all night long~

    • @andrewd1131
      @andrewd1131 2 роки тому +4

      Batman’s damage comes in controlled amounts that hurt and make them fear you. He gets answers before making them go crazy. In this case Jason went for the damaging blow before even getting close to getting answers.

    • @LeonDripKennedy
      @LeonDripKennedy Рік тому +1

      @@andrewd1131 Jason: * Bashes criminals face in *
      Jason: *Answer me!*
      Criminal: You didn't ask a question!
      Jason: Oops, my bad.

  • @seraphim9429
    @seraphim9429 3 роки тому +10

    The "swear to me" line means that instead of promising your word to god you must swear to the devil, in this case Batman. (I love that line as much as you do and many more fans 'cause it is so bad ass!)

  • @edgemaxxer1573
    @edgemaxxer1573 3 роки тому +56

    batman: who do you work for?!
    criminal: Joe
    batman: who's joe
    criminal: joe mama
    batman: so you have chosen liven't

    • @stretch2k564
      @stretch2k564 3 роки тому +5

      Batman: who is your boss
      Criminal: thy
      Batman: who
      Criminal: thy Martha Wayne
      Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming 3 роки тому +15

    "Strike Fear Into The Hearts of Criminals"
    Gonna be honest with my feelings here, all those criminals deserved that beating.

  • @richardgeorge2250
    @richardgeorge2250 3 роки тому +5

    “At this height a fall wouldn’t kill me”
    Batman: “ Ok *YEET* “

  • @JoshioE110
    @JoshioE110 3 роки тому +37

    The way you said “Swear to me!” made me chuckle.
    Also what are your thoughts on the interactive DVD animated movie Batman Death in The Family?

  • @stelena1406
    @stelena1406 3 роки тому +6

    Batman: "I don't kill"
    Damien: "But you're fine with traumatic brain injuries."

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 3 роки тому +34

    Batman logic: "i didn't kill him, it's not my fault he couldn't get into the hospital in time!"

  • @dicklemeelmo8401
    @dicklemeelmo8401 2 роки тому +2

    Violence is never the answer.
    Batman: You’re right it’s a question, and the answer is yes.

  • @q-tip4723
    @q-tip4723 3 роки тому +5

    "Lie to me if you're done eating solid food"
    That's how I should open up interrogations.

  • @microphonejacket
    @microphonejacket 3 роки тому +11

    Batman will punch somebody in the throat and be like, "NOW, TALK!"

  • @YouTubeViolates1A
    @YouTubeViolates1A 2 роки тому +9

    I love the Telltale interrogation. Wish there was new episodes! Also, I believe the, "Swear to me" line was because people are typically dishonest when they "swear to God".

  • @spacecadetlostintransit
    @spacecadetlostintransit 3 роки тому +7

    Gumball: “WHERES THE BALL”
    Kid: “I DONT KNOW I SWEAR”
    Gumball: “ SWEAR TO MEEE”
    Ahhh I see the reference now

  • @wolfhurricane897
    @wolfhurricane897 3 роки тому +5

    As Robin says in Injustice 2. "So you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries."

  • @King_Mac80
    @King_Mac80 3 роки тому +4

    "Swear to me" is one of the greatest Batman lines of all time and I still randomly blurt it out to this day

  • @ygphaz4787
    @ygphaz4787 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine just chilling in a Gotham alleyway selling a lil bit of drugs to provide for your family and Batman pulls up and ends your whole career

  • @prakashrawat8734
    @prakashrawat8734 3 роки тому +7

    Any Police Officers watching this: PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THE METHODS SHOWN HERE

  • @hotcoco8562
    @hotcoco8562 3 роки тому +10

    When Batman says”SWEAR TO ME!!!” In “Batman Begins” it’s because the guy he’s said “I swear to god.” Basically Batman was trying to say he was God just to scare him. #bigbrain

  • @acerz8459
    @acerz8459 3 роки тому +27

    never clicked on a video so fast

    • @thadon5712
      @thadon5712 3 роки тому +2

      I was happy to see he posted a vid

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 роки тому +7

    I mean technically Batman also interrogated Falcone in the Telltale game. I mean he did want information about the chemicals at the docks. And of course he can throw a batarang through Falcone's hand and impale him on a metal rod, which in my opinion is the most brutal thing you can do in the series

    • @trevorhensley3185
      @trevorhensley3185 8 місяців тому

      I did that when I played it. Sometimes, you have to send a message. If Falcone isn't safe from Batman, none of the criminals are.

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659
    @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659 2 роки тому +1

    The fact Heath ledger actually was punched by Bale is making the scene so much better and how crazy joker was

  • @rikudoubapeck
    @rikudoubapeck 3 роки тому +6

    In BvS we only see the aftermath of his interrogation of the guy who kidnaps women in the beginning but the atmosphere is appropriately horrific. Seeing him bleeding and cuffed to a refrigerator you can just imagine what this Batman was doing to him.

  • @disney6336
    @disney6336 3 роки тому +3

    “Batman doesn’t kill people”
    Cuts to Batman literally turning someone into a cripple

  • @laughslapproductions4690
    @laughslapproductions4690 3 роки тому +8

    *0:00** Me VS My Meat on Dec 1st*

  • @angelrodriguezjr9560
    @angelrodriguezjr9560 Рік тому +2

    Lesson remember: If your about to be interrogated by Batman... remember this video.

  • @rahulchowdhury3044
    @rahulchowdhury3044 3 роки тому +1

    You always find the best topics

  • @averysteffen1732
    @averysteffen1732 3 роки тому +4

    For me, the interrogation with the Batmobile wasn't a threat of being run over - it was Batman slowly crushing the thugs head with the weight of the Batmobile, which seems more brutal.

  • @Cinedrones_sc
    @Cinedrones_sc 3 роки тому +3

    5:37 the way he says B O N E S

  • @kalvin187douglas
    @kalvin187douglas 3 роки тому +1

    “I won’t break!”
    “Your bones will.”

  • @benoliver1779
    @benoliver1779 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad you pulled through covid, and I hope you carry on with these amazing videos!!!

  • @vermin_rot666
    @vermin_rot666 3 роки тому +4

    In the second interrogation in the telltale games I turned on the homing missile things and basically just threatened to blow up the entire building unless the guy talked. My favorite part of it was it actually terrified Amanda Waller.

  • @mistyvious7236
    @mistyvious7236 3 роки тому +9

    Hey I didn’t break the guys arm.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +2

    7:40 I remember when I first went to see The Dark Knight 2 scenes that actually scared me were Joker's "LOOK AT ME" scene and his reaction to Batman's beating being him laughing even harder.

  • @equinox7038
    @equinox7038 3 роки тому +2

    Superman: How does batman do it
    Batman: Because I am BATMAN

  • @seth9655
    @seth9655 3 роки тому +8

    4:45 Okay, that one make me laugh.

  • @tahhafucksyomama
    @tahhafucksyomama 3 роки тому +7

    i get the feeling zack snyder and the batman who laughs would be best friends

  • @oriongear2499
    @oriongear2499 2 роки тому +2

    2:14
    Batman: “Where is he?”
    Loose Lips: “I swear.”
    Batman: “SWEAR TO ME!!!”

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO Рік тому +1

    Batman: I don’t kill. I severely injure and cause a great deal of damage to their bodies but they’re alive to feel that pain for the rest of their lives.

  • @rodgerelledge4151
    @rodgerelledge4151 3 роки тому +4

    Thug " I won't break Batman !"
    Batman " But bones do."
    Thug " well, what happened was....

  • @jerryswrd1262
    @jerryswrd1262 3 роки тому +8

    Thug:I swear to God man
    Batman : SWEAR TO MEEE!!!!

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 3 роки тому +1

    Batman: "I don't kill, but if you go into shock that's on you"

  • @rainbowdragon168
    @rainbowdragon168 3 роки тому +4

    Damn BatMan you need to take a chill pill.

  • @NeonZXK4472
    @NeonZXK4472 3 роки тому +4

    I bet batman felt like god when he said SWEAR TO ME! it makes sense

  • @thomas8539
    @thomas8539 3 роки тому +2

    Batman’s good cop interrogation of Deadshot was absolutely horrifying 😂

  • @domesticdragonwaffle
    @domesticdragonwaffle Рік тому +2

    Dude, it's pretty obvious what the "swear to me!" Line means. When you are pleading for your life that you said everything, you SWEAR TO GOD because you think your final judgment has come. Batman tells him, God isn't your judge, I am

  • @xXSharkAttackxX
    @xXSharkAttackxX 2 роки тому +8

    I love the fight in the first part of dark Knight returns with the mutant leader. It lets us see Batman's intelligence on a level that we don't usually get to see. He's calculated the entire fight in his favor. Usually we just see that Batman figured out the clue that no one else did. This is a whole new level of genius

    • @liamfitzgerald7217
      @liamfitzgerald7217 Рік тому +1

      Is that the "this isn't a mud pit, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon" bit? That's also incredibly brutal.

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak 9 місяців тому

      I also love the Dialogue in the 1st moments of that fight. His repartee with criminals is--in my opinion--an underrated quality of his: "You weak old man, you slow!"
      "True, but we're all slow when we're thigh deep in mud."

  • @Angelic404
    @Angelic404 3 роки тому +3

    2:37 I don’t know why but this is the funniest thing I’ve heard

  • @infrasonix6794
    @infrasonix6794 5 місяців тому

    I just love that line; “If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.” Gets me every time.

  • @ftg3183
    @ftg3183 2 роки тому +3

    The Falcone interrogation was brutal in Telltale games....the player can choose to brutalize him

  • @The_Rock_That_Floats
    @The_Rock_That_Floats 3 роки тому +4

    Batman: *violently harasses the surrendering thug
    Xbox: Achievement Unlocked
    *Worlds Greatest Detective* 3:58

  • @respawningentertainment7170
    @respawningentertainment7170 3 роки тому +2

    8:02 you can see on the left two face killing the guy

  • @brennanvilcheck9469
    @brennanvilcheck9469 3 роки тому +3

    2:06 "My arm is getting tired."
    "I can't belive I was ever that green." *takes scarecrow and tosses him back onto roof, then begins to approach with cane in hand* "This is how you interrogate someone.'

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому +1

      That wasn't Scarecrow in that episode

  • @Captain-Axeman
    @Captain-Axeman 3 роки тому +3

    You forgot the Falcone one from the first season of telatale. Like you could throw him at that metal pipe so it went through him. That will cause an lot lot of damage.

  • @christophermosier3754
    @christophermosier3754 3 роки тому +2

    Does anyone realize how insanely strong Batman has to be to hold a grown man in full gear over the edge of a building with one arm?

  • @wesleycolvin7158
    @wesleycolvin7158 2 роки тому +1

    Kill you? Nah. Leave you with possibly permanent injuries and scars? Enthusiastically.

  • @brandonford5993
    @brandonford5993 3 роки тому +3

    "Swear to me" makes sense to me because the criminal said I swear to god". Batman is implying that his wrath will be worse than God's and that God isnt holding the criminal's life in his hands, God is not who he should swear his honesty to.

  • @Papa-lp1so
    @Papa-lp1so 3 роки тому +3

    4:11 Man basicallly tortured him

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 2 роки тому

    “You don’t want to know.”
    Earlier: “Wally, I’ll pay you any amount of money to play along.”