Batman's 5 Worst Injuries (That Didn't Kill Him)

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  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 3 роки тому +1840

    I think we can agree that Alfred stopped be Bruce's butler when his parents died, He became Bruce's father in my opinion.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +138

      He brought him up. And Alfred's skill in acting allows him to help Bruce pull off the "dumb airheaded playboy" act he puts on to keep people from realising he's Batman. There's a funny scene in Mask of the Phantasm where Batman says "You think you know everything about me don't you" and Alfred goes "I diapered your bottom. I bloody well ought to....sir."

    • @AncestorEmpire1
      @AncestorEmpire1 3 роки тому +7

      @@Xehanort10 Acting, or skill in being a former British Agent?

    • @dionelmejia8093
      @dionelmejia8093 3 роки тому +2

      Batman does call him one of his friends I think in one of the comics, shows or animated movies

    • @alkirk4206
      @alkirk4206 3 роки тому +4

      @@AncestorEmpire1 Both, they actually do take Acting Lessons, it helps them to bring credence to thier Legends(Ie: Aliases) while deployed in enemy territory.

  • @TheRealJeromeSantos
    @TheRealJeromeSantos 3 роки тому +3731

    Of course Batman always injures his back
    He’s always carrying the DC universe with his existence

    • @redassassinyt4908
      @redassassinyt4908 3 роки тому +141

      @Spare Slipstreamz Boruto???? Are you being serious?

    • @uncle5486
      @uncle5486 3 роки тому +86

      @Spare SlipstreamzWhy are you even watching a video about Batman if you’re just going to complain about how much more you like sasuke?

    • @Wrapper269
      @Wrapper269 3 роки тому +14

      @Spare Slipstreamz 👆he’s got a point

    • @geniamarvelian5845
      @geniamarvelian5845 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 at least, he didn't break his shoulder

    • @alkirk4206
      @alkirk4206 3 роки тому +16

      @Makani Stuart no he shares the burden with titles like Iron Man,X-Men and the Avengers,ect.For DC though for the most part Superman and Batman are the ones that have ALWAYS carried the DC line.They are litterally the two Flagships of DC COMICS always have been, and probably always will be

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 3 роки тому +1822

    I feel like Bane needs some more accomplishments, the only thing he ever brags about is "I BROKE THE BAT'S BACK!" Dude, get some new material.

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 3 роки тому +99

      they actually bring that up in arkham and a few animated series

    • @JCTHEKIDDD
      @JCTHEKIDDD 3 роки тому +110

      In origins he discovers Batman’s identity

    • @AzA609
      @AzA609 3 роки тому +101

      @@JCTHEKIDDD But then he loses that specific memory of Batman's identity. He overdoses on TN-1 juice.

    • @JCTHEKIDDD
      @JCTHEKIDDD 3 роки тому +73

      @@AzA609 yea. But still he’s pretty smart and he was cool in origins

    • @Elnecrofilo
      @Elnecrofilo 3 роки тому +66

      Sadly most comic characters hardly ever get past their iconic origin story. Look at wolverine, one of the most popular heroes and yet it's been like 40 years since his origin was shown and that still the peak of his whole character

  • @valemontgomery9401
    @valemontgomery9401 3 роки тому +524

    I'm glad you mentioned psychological trauma. That stuff isn't given nearly as much public attention or weight as physical injuries despite being just as important and more complicated, healing-wise.

    • @paytonholmes7255
      @paytonholmes7255 3 роки тому +13

      For the psychological trauma I’d say that the worst one would be when Jason Todd quote on quote “died” and joker sent Batman videos of Joker torturing Jason Todd

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 3 роки тому

      A body's no good if it hasn't got a mind to run it.

    • @KangarooMonkey
      @KangarooMonkey 3 роки тому +15

      @I should've been the protagonist do you just hate Batman? This isn’t the first video I’ve seen you comment on and talk about Batman having plot armour or talking about Naruto.

    • @meldrickedwards1892
      @meldrickedwards1892 Рік тому

      In all honesty. It's actually given overabundance of attention these days.

    • @magpipe146
      @magpipe146 9 місяців тому

      @@meldrickedwards1892by the public yes but not by the medical field it’s always surprisingly lowly funded

  • @pokeballz9593
    @pokeballz9593 3 роки тому +333

    I'd say the worst one was in Tales From The Dark Multiverse: Batman Knightfall where Azarael stabs Batman through the back and keeps him in a mechanical device with nothing but his torso and head. Sure it's an alternate Bruce but I thought it was worth mentioning.

  • @rainbowdragon168
    @rainbowdragon168 3 роки тому +547

    BatMan has many injuries over the years yet he’s always healed afterwards. He must be slightly immortal.

    • @thunder45728
      @thunder45728 3 роки тому +51

      @Star Killer what makes you think he's a terrible written character Batman gets the most respect out of everyone in the DC Universe

    • @newtrabbitman1999
      @newtrabbitman1999 3 роки тому +27

      I think he was trained to endure through pain and injuries. It's also possible that through the Lazarus Pit, he has been injured during training so much that he is used to pain. Not exactly immune to it, but used to it so much it doesn't affect him like a normal human being

    • @thunder45728
      @thunder45728 3 роки тому +9

      @Spare Slipstreamz why does it matter if he has powers or not Batman may not have powers but he makes up for it with training pain endurance a sharp mind and martial arts

    • @plusmega4364
      @plusmega4364 3 роки тому

      @@newtrabbitman1999 that really good sense

    • @deathtime5288
      @deathtime5288 3 роки тому +2

      I Want To Agree With You But Then We Will Both Be Terribly Wrong Or I Don't Wanna Be A Stupid Head Like You To Don't Understand A Damn Thing!

  • @goatkid301
    @goatkid301 3 роки тому +170

    Never gonna forget the words “Batman has some truly epic PTSD”

  • @jashthemad5
    @jashthemad5 3 роки тому +614

    Best one is when bane broke him
    Also batman was technically already dead in the death metal event

    • @NeedleMouseProductions
      @NeedleMouseProductions  3 роки тому +103

      yeah I figured explaining that he was technically a zombie (sort of) would just be too convoluted, especially at the beginning of the vid

    • @jashthemad5
      @jashthemad5 3 роки тому +2

      @@NeedleMouseProductions ah alright 👍

    • @jashthemad5
      @jashthemad5 3 роки тому +15

      @The Zoom nah hes just been around for so long, its like that with every fictional character

    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 3 роки тому +1

      Bane one is brilliant

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 3 роки тому

      @@jashthemad5 but the most iconic

  • @GrimReaper-dh8yc
    @GrimReaper-dh8yc 2 роки тому +35

    Fun fact: Before Bane broke Batman's back in Knightfall, the closest a villain has ever come to actually properly killing Batman was in Batman Vs Predator, where Predator brutalized the shit out of Bruce, forcing him to build an exoskeleton to fight on the same playing field as the alien big game hunter.

  • @dannyboi_exe
    @dannyboi_exe 3 роки тому +57

    Actually when Superman took on Batman’s trauma of dying a lot, he actually gave it to the Joker (or rather, asked the Spectre to give it to Joker).
    Because he deserved it obviously.

  • @khai2.063
    @khai2.063 3 роки тому +28

    Batman not dying from his grapple line getting cut and falling that far down and then beating bane and Superman in a fight is the biggest case of plot armor in tv history

    • @brokeoutlaw3195
      @brokeoutlaw3195 3 роки тому +13

      The fact that batman didn't have a second grapple hook or didn't try gliding to safety is dumb.

    • @NUCLEARDASH
      @NUCLEARDASH 10 місяців тому

      @@brokeoutlaw3195 well it is

  • @Aaryavir
    @Aaryavir 3 роки тому +370

    I liked that one time when Batman did that one thing and got hurt that one way

    • @heyjeremiahwhite.
      @heyjeremiahwhite. 3 роки тому +9

      that one time he fell from that one height.

    • @angelicau1326
      @angelicau1326 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @glowsquid7163
      @glowsquid7163 3 роки тому +1

      @The Zoom no it’s because He’s Batman! Lmao

    • @khaledhani5465
      @khaledhani5465 3 роки тому

      @The Zoom why do you hate batman so much

    • @dionelmejia8093
      @dionelmejia8093 3 роки тому +2

      @@khaledhani5465 idk how u can hate batman like he's the motherfucking batman he's the most know super hero and a bad ass one as cool as spider man

  • @shurmarr
    @shurmarr 3 роки тому +52

    #1 getting elbowed by wonder woman after telling Superman he owes him $50,000

  • @GrandmasterDevo
    @GrandmasterDevo 3 роки тому +32

    Needlemouse: No one does what the Batman does and comes out psychologically stable.
    Alfred: What rot, sir! Why, you're the very model of sanity. By the way, I'm done pressing your tights and I've put away your exploding gas balls.
    Bruce: Thank you, Alfred. ;)

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 3 роки тому +62

    "In Batman's line of work, injuries are fairly commonplace."
    Ah yes, water is wet.

  • @SteadyFang
    @SteadyFang 3 роки тому +33

    8:37 “like a good butler, Alfred is there”😂

  • @smileyent.3055
    @smileyent.3055 3 роки тому +49

    Superman taking on Batman’s PTSD was probably one of his best moments

  • @Edward_Nebiolo
    @Edward_Nebiolo 3 роки тому +133

    Or how Bane snapped Alfred’s neck killing him that’s huge trauma

    • @darkdetective1939
      @darkdetective1939 3 роки тому +13

      I hated when he did that. Alfred didn't deserve it.

    • @uncle5486
      @uncle5486 3 роки тому +32

      @Spare Slipstreamz Please tell me this is satire.

    • @uncle5486
      @uncle5486 3 роки тому +26

      @Spare Slipstreamz Incase this isn’t satire.
      Alfred took care of Batman since he was a child, up until he got Robin Alfred was basically the only family he had. And just because another character had more family killed doesn’t mean it isn’t traumatic.

    • @uncle5486
      @uncle5486 3 роки тому +10

      @A . B Shah I’m not saying Batman had it worse, I’m just saying that just because sasuke had things bad doesn’t mean what Batman went through was a walk in the park.

    • @camilonunez3919
      @camilonunez3919 3 роки тому +3

      The bad thing was that while that happened he was having a honeymoon vacation with Catwoman on Hawaii, that was the worst arc on Tom King's run

  • @jrruni
    @jrruni 3 роки тому +162

    This guy here knows his dc facts

    • @stormhound7715
      @stormhound7715 3 роки тому +10

      He uses the facts from the comics unlike some people who just half ass their facts that’s why I like this guy

    • @jrruni
      @jrruni 3 роки тому +1

      @@stormhound7715 same bro same

    • @joshwright4799
      @joshwright4799 3 роки тому

      Clxp what's your favorite adventure time character?

    • @jacobt1027
      @jacobt1027 3 роки тому +1

      @@stormhound7715 **Ahem** What culture comics

    • @stormhound7715
      @stormhound7715 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacobt1027 them too I sub to them and I love their videos

  • @kingmitchum
    @kingmitchum Рік тому +2

    Falling because his grapple line broke? Man, if only he had a flexible material that flexes into a hardened state to allow him to fall at a very safe and managable speed.

  • @rexgardion6707
    @rexgardion6707 3 роки тому +46

    Batman breaks his back a lot more that the other heros because he carring them all the damn time to victory

  • @higginsflash221
    @higginsflash221 3 роки тому +19

    *bane breaks batman's back*
    Batman: WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

  • @mustardsauce1418
    @mustardsauce1418 3 роки тому +19

    6:00 that right there, is the outrageous stuff I love to see from this character

  • @shaquezr.9541
    @shaquezr.9541 3 роки тому +39

    Batman: Alfred, are you even good at fighting
    Alfred: yeah I am Bruce, why?
    Batman: really *throws ultra sharp baterang at Alfred*
    Alfred: *catches it and teleports to Batman*
    Batman: NANI
    Alfred: Bruce, do you actually think you’re the first person named Bruce I’ve been a butler to, I was a butler to Bruce Lee and actually more than that, I’ve trained him, even in our final fight right before his death, when we fought still couldn’t keep up
    Batman: why are you telling me this now
    Alfred: I also gave Darksied his power
    Batman: WHAT!?!
    Alfred: *punches through Batman’s suit*
    Batman: w-what how, my suit could withstand punches from Darksied and Superman combined
    Alfred: haha I’ve created the kryptonians, and darksied, I even controlled Joe Chill to kill your parents

    • @minineji889
      @minineji889 3 роки тому +3

      Damn the plot twist tho

    • @wizrd007
      @wizrd007 3 роки тому +2

      That plot twist had me munching my popcorn

    • @Isai314
      @Isai314 3 роки тому +3

      @@wizrd007 *intensely*

    • @Dirt21
      @Dirt21 2 роки тому

      Hold up

    • @artelo6312
      @artelo6312 2 роки тому

      😐

  • @00Batman
    @00Batman 3 роки тому +8

    The loss of Bruce's parents is the one injury that he never recovered from

    • @wolfgang6442
      @wolfgang6442 3 роки тому +2

      Yep now that one is stuck with him forever

  • @stungeek
    @stungeek 3 роки тому +95

    “the batman who laughs becomes god”
    *oh*
    “and defeats her”
    *oh?*
    “to make the universe in his vision”
    *oh.*

  • @sliderr_2814
    @sliderr_2814 3 роки тому +142

    Yikes, looks like Batman wasn’t wearing his plot armour when these things happened.
    (Is a joke)

    • @Walt_Xander94
      @Walt_Xander94 3 роки тому

      He certainly was when he had a fractured skull. Seriously, he has to recover, yet he took on Superman?(who seemed mind-controlled in that clip). No. Batman would be dead. Hell, he shouldn't have survived that fall. He wasnt wearing BatArmor, it was his regular suit.

    • @sliderr_2814
      @sliderr_2814 3 роки тому +11

      Damn, I didn’t realise how many people hated Batman.

    • @theepsilongunslinger3089
      @theepsilongunslinger3089 3 роки тому +10

      @@sliderr_2814 Yeah it's pretty annoying especially since it's for the dumbest reasons. Every character has plot armor and even so no one can just enjoy a story anymore they have to complain about something

    • @Walt_Xander94
      @Walt_Xander94 3 роки тому +3

      @@sliderr_2814 Not hate. Not the character himself, its what DC does with him.
      In fact, I dont want to start on the old DCEU. Snyder didnt understand Superman, he tried making him dark like Batman. The BvS fight was 100% biased towards Superman. What else? Snyder doesnt want colors in costumes, so much so that Superman's suit in his JL isnt the iconic black & silver, its just the regular suit CGI'd black. Im not kidding.
      And on DC's side of things, one big example of the Batman worshipping is that Dark Knights Metal storyline from a few years back. Where there's a Batman Flash, Batman Green Lantern, etc.

    • @mordru5282
      @mordru5282 3 роки тому +2

      @The Zoom how even without it he's still the same he's beat characters in their own story where they would have plot armor and he's beat people like the specter without plot armor because we don't get to see it so it's not part of the plot it's just a feat and he can survive these injuries because he's not weak like any human he bench presses 1000 pounds everyday something that would seem superhuman if anyone at all did it in real life and he works everyday to improve his body so he can survive and fight to save another life just because he doesn't fight people like superman everyday doesn't mean he's weak like he told superman he should spend more time on the streets instead of flying over them.

  • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
    @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 3 роки тому +52

    You forgot one more MAJOR psychological trauma he's faced: in the Injustice universe, he is forced to watch people who were his friends suddenly turn against everything they'd previously held with him. Anyone who stood beside him is murdered by those who turned, and he's forced to take on the burden of stopping a neofascist regime all on his own. That is, until he gets help from the main universe. But even after this, his ability to trust ANYONE is near irreparably destroyed. Could probably count on my hands the number of people from HIS universe that he still trusts

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Рік тому +1

      He has a plan to bring HIMSELF down if he turns evil
      Even Batman isn't worthy of Batman's trust

  • @albertocamejo827
    @albertocamejo827 3 роки тому +12

    7:30
    In the Batman animated series Bane also tries to break his back but Batman overloads him with Venom.

  • @Captain_Keppy06
    @Captain_Keppy06 3 роки тому +15

    Needle's back Needle's back

  • @CreditToUsernameGenerator
    @CreditToUsernameGenerator 2 роки тому +8

    Of course alfred could take superman without the pill but the writers just made him take it for the storyline. Alfred is by far the most powerful character in the DC universe

  • @FordoAtonal
    @FordoAtonal Рік тому +3

    Bruce: “You took the pill?”
    Alfred: “What pill?”

  • @onlookerofthings6029
    @onlookerofthings6029 3 роки тому +6

    I love it when people recognize mental health as regular health, that was good to see!

  • @NintendoMeister2260
    @NintendoMeister2260 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how the excuse for Batman surviving most of these injuries is because he’s Batman.

  • @birds8410
    @birds8410 3 роки тому +3

    Who else just searched something about superheroes once and he came up and u started to watch him every time he uploaded

  • @yiincc
    @yiincc 3 роки тому +2

    "Batman has some truly epic PTSD" is one of the funniest things I have heard

  • @starlord-pl5fw
    @starlord-pl5fw 3 роки тому +7

    I also think that one of Batman’s worst injuries would be was when he got that heart attack in Batman beyond ep 1 where he had to resort to a gun, something he would never do

  • @sentientmustache8360
    @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +1

    How to be the coolest person in the room:
    1- Have a robotic arm
    2- profit

  • @joshuapboston1999
    @joshuapboston1999 3 роки тому +4

    Welcome back needlemouse! It's been a long time.
    very interesting facts that you have been putting out there. This is basically the Basics on the DC and Marvel Universe, with a few theory videos here and there. I love it!

  • @FriendlyBatDoom
    @FriendlyBatDoom 3 роки тому +4

    I love how there are some people in the comments saying that they don't like batman anymore due to the fans but will comment and pay attention to any of the movies/tv shows or games that are released.

  • @Rex-bk7oi
    @Rex-bk7oi 3 роки тому +5

    4:09
    Batman: *gets brutal severe life threatening injury*
    Needle: "He's absolutely fine because...he's batman"

  • @jay_sun2088
    @jay_sun2088 3 роки тому +6

    Dude Batman with the broken legs as the thumbnail is hilarious.

  • @ratedtriplex
    @ratedtriplex 3 роки тому +5

    There are real world examples of people breaking their backs and coming back from it. One example is Ric Flair, who recovered from a broken back he received in a plane crash that killed others passengers and wrestled for 30 more years.

  • @emirkiram2580
    @emirkiram2580 Рік тому +2

    I like how the explanation to most of batman surviving is just "And it's because he's batman

  • @sensational_sketches
    @sensational_sketches 3 роки тому +3

    It’s been several minutes and hundreds have already watched this, dedication

  • @liamvega5566
    @liamvega5566 10 місяців тому +1

    POV Batman:
    "Never back down, never give up!"

  • @foldabotZ
    @foldabotZ 3 роки тому +5

    0:20 "There is nothing "Mere" about that mortal!" -Joker, Batman/Superman: World's Finest

  • @onenormalguythatbreathes7603
    @onenormalguythatbreathes7603 3 роки тому +2

    Batman has plot armor premium

  • @jsphgddrd
    @jsphgddrd 3 роки тому +4

    Yay your back. Also you should do more of those where you took other dc heros or villains and assumed which lantern corps they should be in but anyways your back so that's good

  • @KayzIdeas
    @KayzIdeas Рік тому +1

    Ah yes. Discussing Batman's Top 5 injuries while clips of Injustice play in the background......
    Are we gonna ignore that Batman is brutally getting hit by trains, falling on pipes, being electrocuted by generators, and being thrown through buildings too? xD

  • @CCproject.offical
    @CCproject.offical 3 роки тому +3

    I love how Alfred head to head with superman and superman was like:
    Superman: **now I need Mercy**
    Alfred: **get the hell out of my cave**

  • @jaydenowens9522
    @jaydenowens9522 2 роки тому +1

    You just got a sub!I love how you are covering one of my favorite characters of DC.

  • @pancakeplays3607
    @pancakeplays3607 3 роки тому +13

    Which Lantern Corps Should Team 7 (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi) Should Be In?

    • @pancakeplays3607
      @pancakeplays3607 3 роки тому +3

      @Spare Slipstreamz Why Would Naruto Be Avarice Why Not Will Or Hope?

    • @Max-ks2to
      @Max-ks2to 3 роки тому

      @Spare Slipstreamz how the fuck is Naruto orange🤨

    • @colonistinternetgangster8960
      @colonistinternetgangster8960 3 роки тому

      @Spare Slipstreamz How is Kakashi in the life corps? and Naruto in avarice?

    • @eivor5453
      @eivor5453 3 роки тому

      Orochimaru = black lantern
      Obito = yellow lantern

    • @eivor5453
      @eivor5453 3 роки тому

      @@colonistinternetgangster8960 naruto should be blue and kakashi green i guess

  • @lordeli7992
    @lordeli7992 3 роки тому +2

    Superman:*strong boy*
    Alfred: no

  • @typhonviserys8288
    @typhonviserys8288 3 роки тому +11

    He got pretty f*cked up in his first fight with a Predator. Kept him from Batmaning to the point where the Gotham news declared that, "Batman has abandoned Gotham."
    He also had to come back into the fray with a suit of armor to even the odds... oh and Alfred got a shot off on the Predator with his antique scatter gun! Good stuff. :)

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 3 роки тому +4

      Bro what fucking comic is that I need to read it

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 3 роки тому

      @@ninaa4192 Batman Versus Predator. :)

  • @e.j5813
    @e.j5813 3 роки тому +1

    “Apologies master needle mouse but what on earth is a super pill”- Alfred

  • @yassoboi9737
    @yassoboi9737 3 роки тому +5

    btw i love that your hedgehog logo in the corner is wearing a mask , he's cute 😊

  • @luigiluigi5109
    @luigiluigi5109 3 роки тому +1

    Batman will never feel anywhere near the amount back pain of Tobey Maguires spider-man.

  • @sebastianengelsman7255
    @sebastianengelsman7255 3 роки тому +5

    I think the Joker infection should have been mentioned as the poison really scared him mentally and made his fighting become increasingly more brutal

  • @CeceGames
    @CeceGames 3 роки тому +1

    yo Kyrptonite Knuckles are probably about the coolest thing I've seen Batman use to fight superman

  • @LibertyBridgeProductions
    @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 роки тому +23

    Superman could probably deal with it cuz it was a memory of his friend being killed and not him himself.
    Still would be bad for him but a bit better.

  • @death_by_ray3759
    @death_by_ray3759 3 роки тому +1

    Dying in DC is like dying in dragon ball, you always come back

  • @stoneddonut7618
    @stoneddonut7618 3 роки тому +3

    Number 1: “you inviting the family over for Christmas?”

  • @TheTommy9898
    @TheTommy9898 3 роки тому +2

    And they say he has no superpowers...dude literally falls from the sky, straight flat on his back and all he has is a fractured skull....he’s lucky he didn’t just go splat. Yknow, like a regular person would

  • @theclown9293
    @theclown9293 3 роки тому +6

    Could you technically say that in Arkham City when Joker poisoned Batman with his Titan blood that was a near death injury.

  • @themcknox
    @themcknox 2 роки тому +2

    The Hush injury was by far the most unbelievable. He fell from 20-30 storeys right onto solid concrete, and he already had momentum before falling via the grapple hook so he would of hit the ground real hard. I dont care how shock absorbant the batsuit is he would be dead on the spot.

  • @t-rexgamer1018
    @t-rexgamer1018 3 роки тому +4

    5:21 yeah from carrying the entire DC comics by himself

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 3 роки тому +2

    I feel like the Harley Quinn show injury is similar to Brave and the Bold's in that as a comedy series it makes batman out to be more of a joke and as such he breaks like that, its like a mix of bad luck and the depiction's stubborn and childish characterization

  • @midirstormcat
    @midirstormcat 3 роки тому +6

    Batman has the top tier plot armor

    • @midirstormcat
      @midirstormcat 3 роки тому

      @Spare Slipstreamz wonderful description

  • @vlett6387
    @vlett6387 3 роки тому +1

    Bane: hippity hoppity your back is now my property

  • @JUnit8404
    @JUnit8404 3 роки тому +4

    He deserves to get 1 million subscribers so let's get him there

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 3 роки тому +2

    Comic book character after having surgery despite falling off a plane, thrown in acid, beaten to heck, and almost being eaten by sharks: Tis but a scratch

  • @henrylopez6034
    @henrylopez6034 3 роки тому +31

    I love how it says " ( that didn't kill him)" , I feel like it implies that theres a video called "Batman's 5 worst injuries ( that killed him)" out there

    • @WisdomofTheStar
      @WisdomofTheStar 3 роки тому +2

      Whatever kills you is technically your worst injury

  • @maxthealmighty7519
    @maxthealmighty7519 Рік тому +2

    Did Alfred really take that pill or is he just built that strong?

  • @neilstone3583
    @neilstone3583 3 роки тому +3

    You're right I've compared dying in comics to dying in dragon ball, it usually doesn't last and when it does the character probably wasn't important

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 роки тому +1

    Batman breaking his back is a meme and a tradition at this point

  • @SPEIGHTS78
    @SPEIGHTS78 3 роки тому +3

    I like this but I have to inform you that you are mistaken about the Emperor Joker story arc. Superman did not take on the mental trauma. The Spectre placed it on the Joker and Superman never tells Batman this

  • @skinnyboy9793
    @skinnyboy9793 3 роки тому

    It's good that you're back, your videos are really entertaining. Keep it up.

  • @mcurran6505
    @mcurran6505 3 роки тому +27

    5 times when Alfred was the ultimate badass.

  • @hntrip
    @hntrip 10 місяців тому +1

    Like The Joker said “ There Is Nothing Mere About That Mortal “

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +5

    I guess the time that he teamed up with spawn doesn’t count then...

  • @justnarnia
    @justnarnia 7 місяців тому +1

    tbh, the worst feeling is ALFRED saying he's disappointed in you

  • @rictalmarlin9435
    @rictalmarlin9435 3 роки тому +3

    Alfred is just...built different

  • @Radiosnekk12335
    @Radiosnekk12335 Рік тому +1

    "We all know that Alfred is the utltiment badass"

  • @luigines6457
    @luigines6457 3 роки тому +13

    How Bruce has been able to keep normal without his PTSD impeding in his life is impressive.

  • @darnell16player
    @darnell16player 3 роки тому +1

    You're back! And the wost he got is when he got in a coma, like that is brutal

  • @elanblond7604
    @elanblond7604 3 роки тому +17

    Hey needle mouse do have any recommendations for DC shows to watch I just got HBO max and wanted your opinion

    • @NeedleMouseProductions
      @NeedleMouseProductions  3 роки тому +13

      harley quinn is good, swamp thing is interesting, and of course the classics; batman the brave and the bold, batman beyond, justice league TAS/Unlimited, The Batman (though really only good from season 3 onwards)

    • @elanblond7604
      @elanblond7604 3 роки тому

      @@NeedleMouseProductions thanks I will watch them

    • @joshhaney9769
      @joshhaney9769 3 роки тому

      @@NeedleMouseProductions pretty much everything DC

  • @wolvencrazy19-37
    @wolvencrazy19-37 3 роки тому +1

    You know you messed up when Alfred is disappointed in you.

  • @SpikeyXS
    @SpikeyXS 3 роки тому +5

    I love Batman but i could never try to be him

  • @jasontodd2159
    @jasontodd2159 3 роки тому +1

    I saw your video essay on Homelander and Stormfront's tainted love on Amazon prime! Keep it up!

  • @Broo543
    @Broo543 3 роки тому +8

    Alfred: the ultimate bad ass 🤣 coming soon

  • @zachplummer625
    @zachplummer625 2 роки тому +1

    This video made my back hurt.

  • @jays.444
    @jays.444 3 роки тому +6

    Starting to believe Batman’s immortal

  • @chiggieniggie2222
    @chiggieniggie2222 3 роки тому +1

    It's good to see you again needlemouse

  • @aithanleeom5152
    @aithanleeom5152 3 роки тому +3

    0:47 "GRIFFFIIIIITHH!!!!!"

    • @DAGGR
      @DAGGR 5 місяців тому

      *GRIFFIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @JoshioE110
      @JoshioE110 4 місяці тому

      @@DAGGRGRIFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gentletal5101
    @gentletal5101 3 роки тому +1

    I have a herniated disc issue.
    It's a pain in the ass to sit, lay and sometimes move.
    Yet this dude gets his back broken like 4 times and just moves like nothing

  • @Ahfeku
    @Ahfeku 3 роки тому +3

    When you put the injustice reference, i would only immediately think of alfred beating the shit out of superman. The others part aren't that memorable. Only alfred and i mean alfred can beat the shit out of supermen and still be menacing .

  • @matth6594
    @matth6594 3 роки тому +1

    I love the robot chicken bit
    "Boo! Boo on you!!"

  • @alexandergill1545
    @alexandergill1545 3 роки тому +5

    Friend: hey who’s your favorite superhero? Because mine is Batman
    Another friend: Superman!
    Me: Alfred

  • @KisukeSmokingABlunt
    @KisukeSmokingABlunt 3 роки тому +1

    Batman has survived a literal hell of damage and goes
    *tis but a scratch*