My Chihuahua, Jill, doesn't know when to stop striking fear into the hearts of other dogs with her restless barking (though she stays two feet away, wagging her tail while doing so) Her brother, Jack, however, wants to be every dog's friend (and he thinks he's a Great Pyrenees so he'll blend in and be a better member of the Big Dog Pack)
our rottie Pepper was a great guard dog - one time one of Dad's mates held up a fist - not hitting, just a joking "oooh i oughta" movement - Pepper just gently grabbed his hand when it came back down to his side, made eye contact, and let go after a couple seconds. Teeth didn't scratch, no dents, just gentle and firm control. A very clear message "We won't be having any more of that around Dad." he was awesome
“and today we’ll be talking about how to tell the difference between an intruder, and a leaf.” “trust me, it’s very difficult to distinguish between the two.”
You know, as the owner of an Akita and a Chihuahua, I've got to say...sure, the Akita strikes fear into the hearts of everyone who dares to come _near_ the house, but the Chihuahua's the one you want as a burglar alarm. Ain't _nobody_ sleeping through that. Of course, the Akita's now wise to this, and essentially uses the Chihuahua as an early-warning system. In related news, we don't get too many visitors these days.
As the proud owner of a Belgian Malinois I can say that this is a factual representation. (Yes, sometimes I end up with bruises after training and / or play time. It's worth it.)
Ha! Love it. However my 1st shepherd would patrol the house all night. Every hr to 2 hrs he'd get up and walk it. Then we had his first human sister. He remained in front of her crib for 2 months. No more patrolling. He knew what was most important. I miss him so damn much. The best boy in the universe and the why german shepherds will forever be in my heart. 100% best breed
The best part: unlike other breeds, they require absolute zero training to protect their territory just right, it's just who they are, without the risk of getting too rough with their pack or guests - perfect dog breed second to none!
They are the ultimate Line of Protection. For centuries they were "just a dog" we are finding out their incredible intelligence and sensory skills. Smarter and more intuitive than most people.
My female GSD did this after my daughter was born. Then when my daughter was a toddler she began to sleep right beside the bed & the male GSD kept the patrol going. I didn't teach either one this. They both would flank her in the backyard too. They could both be sniffing at dandelions but the minute someone starts approaching the fence (it was just a meter guy) one is barking at the stranger while the other is herding my daughter back home. And previously i loved my dogs before but after my children were born I gained so much more gratitude about my dogs too
Oh man... so my doggo is a rescue mutt. German Shepherd, Doberman, and Rottie. She embodies all three rather well, both the good and the bad traits. Mostly the good, though. But the Rottie saying "Bark at them." And especially the "my mom doesn't allow me to go downstairs." Is spot on.
Depends on the Rottie, I guess. Mine very rarely barked, only at other dogs when he wanted to play or at us when he wanted attention. At strangers that tried to climb over the fence or tried the front gate when we weren't there to open, he only growled, lips peeled and teeth fully on display.
Omg I have a dog almost exactly like that, we aren't really sure but German shepherd, american pitbull and where thinking either rottweiler or doberman.
Experience has taught me that some of these mixed breed mutts are some of the best dogs. And most rescue dogs are far more faithful than any other they would protect you with their own life because they know what you saved them from.
My Kimi was a mutt. Not sure how many breeds she had in her genetic pool, but she was an older veteran dog who kept our street safe. She once chased off a rabid dog that had been trying to attack one of the kids. We had the authorities called to handle the dog and she kept it bay until they arrived. She even barked and growled at us to keep us away from our garage because a cobra had entered it when it was cold out. She was pretty old when she first met a Chihuahua. The little guy just started barking and came charging at her full speed. Only to be swatted on the head with a paw. She didn't bark, she didn't growl, she didn't show any aggressive body language. She just swatted him on the head gently and went about her business. That Chihuahua didn't bother her since.
My family dog growing up was a German Shepherd named Ace and he was the best dog ever so I appreciate the respect you have for the breed. We lived next door to a chihuahua named Gizmo who had an insane napoleon complex. Anytime we walked past his house, that little yapper would come tearing out of the garage barking up a storm. Ace ignored him unless he got close, then he would stare at him. Not intimidated, just confused that Gizmo was trying anything. One time, my mom was walking, Ace was on the porch, and Gizmo came out of his garage. Before my mom was aware Gizmo had left his garage, Ace was between them; hackles up and a growling very quietly. Gizmo abruptly stopped and never barked at mom again.
We had a G. Shepherd when I was a kid. He was beautiful, incredibly well-trained and crazy AF. He had to go after he tried to kill a toddler. It was relief when he was gone.
Hey Jon, on the off chance you read this, thank you for sharing your wit and humor with the world. When I'm feeling down I watch a few of your videos, and find myself smiling again. Just thanks. And hugs.
OMG…. _”a chihuahua!”_ 😂😂 Everything is so bang on…except I would argue that the GSD is the one who would methodically grid search the house, whereas the Malinois will sniff out the fear & go straight for them! I remember seeing a K9 training clip of both breeds & the hoomans set up this mini maze with chairs & the “bad guy” is at the end. The GSD followed the path created, really really fast, but the Malinois jumped over the chairs & went straight for the decoy, knocking down all the chairs & pounced 😂😂
Are malinois’s a little smarter than GS then, of they’re able to “think outside the box”? Or just a natural inclination to go straight for the problem? Or something else? Just curious
Oh my God, please do more German Shepherd content. You are absolutely brilliant at it! I have a German shepherd, and funnily enough, a Chihuahua and the German Shepherd is absolutely terrified of the chihuahua, so you nailed it! Please keep doing it, do more, and do all the German Shepherd stuff you can think to do. It is absolutely hilarious. I love your stuff! Thank you for making me laugh. Have a great day! By the way, this is my new favorite channel. Keep up the good work!
There's a fat German shepherd (which I honestly didn't know was possible as I'd never seen a fat one before) I've started meeting on my morning runs, and boy did he miss the memo that he's supposed to be a guard dog. 😅 He sees a running person and gives the biggest happiest puppy eyes. 🥰
Oh... I miss my Malinois :( But yeah, that's 100% accurate - I don't think Malinois ever lose their herding instinct - it's just protect ALL the things with deadly force. My dog would regularly patrol the house, enforce bedtimes, and become a nervous wreck if anyone was missing. Everything smaller than him that tried to be intimidating was promptly sat on.
My Malinois mix grew up with me being pretty sick/disabled from cancer/treatment so when I started feeling better and sitting with my parents in the living room again, she would start barking at me to move LOL
My mother had a Caucasian Shepherd Dog, named Lady. She sit on some of the hyperaggressive small dogs heads, when they became too close to my mother. Decreased the noise and "danger level" as well. That big, proud smile on it's face suggested, that she were very well aware of, what she just did! 😆
They are smaller then most guard gods heads. Meaning they can attack you from 270° angles where your entire body will be in the way. It is like Tank vs hidden Infantry with a RPG - a nightmare scenario for the big one.
Having two Belgian malinois, I was laughing in hysterics! My niece has chihuahuas... I also concur wholeheartedly with that assessment! I needed a good laugh today! Thank you
I absolutely love your films about the different dog breeds. It is always so fascinating how you are able to show their characteristics/personalities with the help of clothing, little gestures, comments and actions. Yes, and meanwhile I also fear Chihuahuas.
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We rescued an older half Jack, half Chi found walking the streets of LA. She ended up in our JRT rescue in the PNW (we jokingly call that mix a Taco Jack.) Looked like a Chi on steroids with the round Chi head but the muscular Jack body, and a killer instinct of 12 on a scale of 10. We had two other rescue Jacks, one crazy and one chill. She quickly ruled the roost and played with the bad boy but snuggled with the good boy. Best of both worlds LOL.
i had a great pyr! she was a sweetheart. she guarded our chickens to the best of her ability and we only lost 4 total to hawks over the 8 years we had her. the poor girl was terrified of thunderstorms and we had to bring her inside whenever we heard one because she'd dig out and escape the yard if we didn't. she died about a year and a half ago now :') miss my polar bear
I have a one tooth 6 lb chihuahua and a 65 lb malinois she growls at him all the time. Granted he keeps trying to play… he is incredibly careful not to hurt her. She steals food from the mals bowl and he just lets her. You do a great job with all of the dog videos. Thanks.
At 18 I had a job as a dog bather. This was back in the late 80s when Rotwiellers had the spot as "most dangerous dog breed" so I was a nervous when I had to clip the nails of one. I accidentally quicked him but he didn't jerk away or yip or bark. all he did was lift his lip for a second then go back to neutral. I was impressed will how disciplined the dog was. I encountered another one later and had to bathe him. To do that, I had to lead the big guy up into the steps into the tub by a leash. He followed and didn't complain. They changed my outlook on the breed. I know they were well trained, but that itself went against the "dangerous breed" misinformation as it claim you couldn't train them to be good or gentle. Chihuahuas were annoying but thankfully rare as most often they just needed flea dips. It was the Cocker Spaniels that I learned to fear. Out all of the dogs I had to muzzle so I wouldn't be bit while brushing them out I'd say 70% (or more) were Cocker spaniels. Which came to a surprise as previous experience with them were pleasant. But on thinking on it, the pleasant times was when the dogs were in company of their humans, and in their own territory, not in a strange area (groomers) with strange people. There's one breed I have no experience with that the groomers would not allow me to brush: a Afgan hound. She claimed they were too unpredictable and fast. She pointed at a scar that ran from below her eye to her jaw, saying she got that from one when she came across a knot when brushing. I have no idea if she was correct in her description of the breed, aggressive and unpredictable, or if it was just that one dog she had (if she was rough with it and yanked on a knot, I could see a dog being upset).
I learned my lesson from a miniature schnauzer that ho had very little teeth. Nerve damage and you can still see where his teeth punctured. But thank God it wasn’t something with a full mouth of teeth.
I’ve been a groomer for 30 years. A chow is the most dangerous in my opinion. I was bit in the face by one. The cockers now are just known for being poopers, not biters.
@@katrina2931 We had a neighbor that had a chow. He found another chow and had it at his house while trying to find its owner. The dogs were in his back yard and he went out to them. The found chow latched onto his hand. His own chow ran like a freight train and smashed into the biter, making it release his hand, and also kept it at bay while he got back into the house. He had to have surgery. He said he would have never gotten away from it if his own dog hadn't come to his rescue.
It’s sad how much damage has been done to breeds because of these notions. Jonny mentions the previous generations of German Shepherds being guard dogs and seeing things etc etc but in WW2 for example the Doberman was the choice dog for the Marines, with them saving the lives of hundreds of Marines and earning the Nick name “Black Devil” from the Japanese, this is also part of how the Marine’s got their nickname of “Devil dogs”, but unfortunately after the war as public perception turned against the Doberman they were not only replaced but outright banned from use as military dogs prompting the rise of GSs and BMs… Not that I dislike either of those breeds and in some sense they’re probably better suited to the work anyways, but it’s a shame that the military’s reasoning was so misguided…
Former vet tech here. 2nd the Cocker Spaniels. Miserable breed. Should not exist. So incredibly prone to every health issue under the sun, likes exactly 1 person, completely convinced that everyone else is out to murder them and will bite first and ask questions later. Had a 10 yo cocker with colitis, dermatitis, arthritis, and chronic ear infections that used to come into the clinic I worked in at least twice a month. The older gentleman that owned her loved her to pieces but would not listen to us when we said he really needed to keep her on the prescription food ALL the time, not just after she had a colitis flare, it would be cheaper than bringing her in all the time for IV fluids and corticosteroids to stabilize a bad flare. Also would not listen to us that he needed to find a new groomer who would agree to use hypoallergenic shampoo and would pluck her ears clean, and that he needed to pre-medicate the dog with the ace tablets we gave him for grooming so that they actually could get her ears clean and her skin rinsed extra well without being murdered. About every 3 months we’d have to fully sedate her, and then I’d pluck and flush her horribly infected ears only for the cycle to repeat.
I know a chihuahua mix who is so funny and sweet and so so cute, but when strangers come to her apt....oh my god, she is INSANE!!! She truly is scary!! This is very accurate!!🤣
Years ago I had a beautiful Pittie who was a marshmallow of a dog - Calm, mellow, loved everyone. Then we adopted a Chihuahua --- She let that teeny, tiny 3 pound dog run the house. They've been crossed the Rainbow Bridge and now I share my life with 2 Chihuahua's --- One as sweet as the day is long and Milo, who can best be described as 5 pounds of dog with 50 pounds of attitude. His mission in life is to protect his sister and I and he does it very well, thank you.
@@Trinith. Our sweet CoCo was an incredible dog. Once a friend of my husband stopped by with his wife --- While they guys discussed things I sat down in the living room with his wife. CoCo being the friendly, loves everyone gal that she was, she sat down next to his wife, leaned in to cuddle closer and laid her head on the lady's shoulder. She told me how lucky we were to have such a sweet dog --- then asked would I be interested in signing a petition going around her community to ban Pit Bulls? 'They're vicious, dangerous dogs; you know" she said. "Really? Vicious and dangerous?" She said they were --- they couldn't trusted to be around people. That's when I pointed out the dog snuggled up to her, head on her shoulder was a Pittie. LOL! She about lost it! Said I had to be mistaken because CoCo was such a good, sweet dog. Yes -- Because since we adopted her, she'd known only kindness, love and care --- It's the people not the breed that's the problem.
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THE CHOSSE ONE!!😂😂😂😂 O.M.G.... I can't stop laughing.. I have a chihuahua half teacup my cat is bigger than my chihuahua. Imagine a Full Adult German Shepherd!😊😮
My sister's Lab is normally a big doofy cuddlebug. Once a random Chihuahua decided that he looked like a good target for an attack, and went straight for him. Lemon normally isn't much of an angry dog, but I swear, the growl he let out when that little shit came yapping at him sent a chill down my spine. The Chi had the sense to back off, and Lemon spent the next hour after his walk flopped on top of my legs enjoying his chewie.
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I have a Belgian and it's so accurate. 🤣 The slightest noise and he's off to investigate. Someone's walking up the stairs outside? Attack mode engaged.
I love this! A Chihuahua, that belongs to a friend of mine, jumped off her lap and landed on my Lab-Pit mix. Fortunately, the Chihuahua wasn't hurt in the sneek attack!
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German Shepherds are also good at minding everyone else's business LOL my dog can be a little bit of a Karen when she sees another dog doing something wrong
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I have a 70 pound Australian shepherd, golden retriever mix. He’s the sweetest thing. I took him with me to babysit my sister’s kids, since my autistic nephew does really well with him. My sister has a tea cup chihuahua, who is about the size of my dog’s head. That chihuahua went nuts when someone tried to get into the house, and my dog stood behind her barking at whoever it was like this one pound dog was gonna protect him. It was my sister and her husband coming home from a date.
Actually there is a UA-cam video where two untrained chihuahuas did the proper guard dog stand( with two dogs) It was a local news doing a test run of family dogs. I have owned or trained all of these guys( and hospice foster dogs, many of whom were chihuahuas, and can safely say if they were big dogs, they would be fierce. Australian Cattle Dogs are also really good guard dogs.
Love my cattle dog/red heeler. She is normally pretty chill (unless you get her to running), but if you come at me in any way she goes into protect mode. 😂 She’ll stand between me and whoever and just watch and wait. If someone did attack me, pretty sure the outcome would be very bad for them.
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Chihuahuas do things with every fiber of their being. It's all or nothing with them. I have one and she went all out to alert everyone that there was a scorpion in the house.
😂 I grew up with a ridgeback cross that would guard me with his life if it came to it... except against the neighbourhood chihuahua. Then he tucked tail and dragged us across the road!
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🤣 the truth of it though. My youngest pup (7 months, 75 lb labradoodle bear mix I think) got terrified at PetSmart the other day of a little 4 lb Pomeranian that growled at him. My Mal just instantly goes into 'protect mama/the pack at all costs' mode and then worries about the repercussions later.
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Hahahaha the Chihuahua joke got me. I have a chihuahua and he’s fierce AF. He has confronted dobermans and german shepherds on the street. Fearless little creatures
My chihuahua is a very friendly little boy, great with people (including kids), and generally gets on well very with the local dogs, but he does have his macho moments, like the time he decided to growl fiercely at a pack of huskies. And I was just standing there wondering if he expected ME to back him up...!
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Love your videos. Was surprised not to see a pittie like my lil bella here. So brave barking at strangers or weird noises, then just cries and wants to be hugged when they actually come near her.
My pit mix is currently hiding in my lap cuz my roommates dog took his bone. No amount of reminding him that he drags him around like a ragdoll everytime they tug of war convinces him that he can in fact just go take it back
They'll guard your home from strange animals, but not people. They are not human aggressive. I'm assuming you're talking about the APBT? A pittie is not a breed.
@@ConstantChaos1 I was attacked by 2 Akitas when I was 8. I still have scars on my back. That being said, there were no psychological scars because I now own a pit bull that likes to do somersaults for fun. I love dogs!
I’ve got a Brittany and let me tell you, he is very very careful around chihuahuas. He is fine with big dogs, small dogs, but he recognises chihuahuas from afar and circles them just to be onthe safeside.
Great Pyrenees are very protective. When we first got mine she was extremely dog-aggressive, but was completely silent when doing it. There was one memorable occasion while walking her when we first got her that a small dog started barking and jumping at her from across the street(thank god it was leashed). She pulled her leash taut and just pulled silently as hard as she could. The owners didn’t even realize what was going on and I had to drag her away by the collar.
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This is funny. I was surprised the Giants schnauzer didn't show up. It would be an amusing video to have all the different kind of schnauzers (miniature, standard, giant) all kind of talking together.
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Dutch Shepherd, I hadn't even heard of it until 2022 and we got a purebred one at the rescue I volunteer with. Think smaller, healthier German Shepherd with brindle stripes. Perfect dog.
I'd love to see you do more Labradors. I've just adopted a Lab mix and am waiting to see what the other bits are. I've had a Jack Russell with a sixteenth chihuahua (we didn't tell him), grew up with Terriers and had my son's dog for years who is a Rottie Shepherd cross. So a Labrador is a new experience. It is wonderful to have a dog again, I feel whole-- didn't realise how much I missed a canine presence.
This week I am walking my neighbour's dog once a day, and she is a labrador mix too. Still not fully grown. Her reaction to a stranger entering the home would probably be: "Whooo, a new friend! Let me love you! Love you! Love you! ... Oh, let's look at pigeons and kill a sunflower together!"
I’d like to see him do more ACCURATE Labrador interpretations. He always makes them the bimbos of the dog world. Labs r a HIGHLY intelligent, super friendly, eager to please and easy to train. I do enjoy his videos overall, but as a parent of multiple labs over the years, I really take exception to his lab impersonations.
They WILL eat everything that smells like or is small enough to be food. My Lab was very smart too, kept getting into stuff he wasn't supposed to.. He was 14 years old when we had to put him down. Stomach issues got him before the old age did... Broke my mom's brownie pan he did... The vet said Labs just don't die on their own, especially when they're loved like our Rocky was. So make sure your Lab doesn't go for anything small, and NEVER leave your food unattended for even a second! My little sister was sick one time, we had gotten Subway that day, she didn't even leave it unattended just set aside on a coffee table... That sandwich was G O N E, gone in a second. Speaking of coffee tables, one single wag of their tail and everything is knocked off. Labs are just something else bro
Got my 3rd dog almost a year ago today. Cried while she slept on my lap in her new blankie going home, because a few months before I'd had to put my second dog to sleep. She's a good girl, lab with some pit, and a total love lump.
I'm a German Shepard fan. The Belgian Malinois can work longer in the desert. They do bomb and IED detection. Then they come to their handler and bark until we give them C-4 and blasting caps! Truly amazing dogs
I choose to believe the Doberman was only there introducing the Malinois because he's already graduated. Lol. My Dobie, Coby, is very a-typical for his breed, excessively friendly to new people, dogs, cats, and he thinks squirrels are his new best friends. He also loves the snow??? He's an oddball, but I love him.
Congratulations! This just means you VERY successfully socialised your Dobermann. No stranger, whether 2-legged or 4-legged fazes him. I grew up with Dobermanns and whenever we had a pup, that pup would go EVERYWHERE with us for the first year. If we couldn’t go with the pup, we simply wouldn’t go. We also took care to invite lots of people and visitors meant treats. To make sure our Dobies would alert us when someone was at the door we’d make sure they got all excited and would bark… a few barks only. As soon as we gave them the signal to be silent, they’d have to stop… and they did. As Dobies are highly intelligent you could always (if you want to) teach yours to bark a few short barks when someone comes over. Barking done, he can love on the visitors again (ours always did, all my dogs do). My latest Dobie would go completely beserk at snow. She LOVED it. Funniest antics ever. I miss her so much!
@@eddavanleemputten9232 I was definitely determined to socialize him. He also went through obedience training, more so for me as he's my first dog of my own, and is an AKC certified good citizen. He barks if someone is at the door, but the moment I open it he goes back to trying to befriend them. It's adorable.
@@SylGordon - In my books, that’s perfect Dobie behaviour. You might notice him often sitting/lying down with his butt turned towards you. Typical Dobie behaviour. It means he’s facing ‘out’, making sure he sees whatever might be coming at you in order to be able to protect you. He’ll be friendly, relaxed, accepting of cuddles and pets… and still facing ‘out’’. If not you, probably whomever in your family he considers to be the most vulnerable will be the one seeing his butt the most. Dobermanns are amazing dogs. Better even: they’re addictive. One of their most endearing characteristics (to me) is that if and when they feel they’re not getting enough attention from you. They’ll demand it. And they can do so in the funniest of ways.
Every one of these makes me laugh. You'd think the idea would start to get stale - it never does! So funny! Jonny is a big part of it - he's hilarious - but I also think he could write an animated movie or a book! This has to go farther! And Jonny should be getting roles aplenty too!
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@@carolinemarchand4743 no amount of training is going to stop his head butts. This is my 3rd doberman. All of them liked to do that. They don't knock me over. They are knuckleheads.
thank you so much for the laugh! I have two 'working stock' jack Russells and have loved dogs all my life. You are so accurate in their base characters!
You are so accurate! I’ve had soooooooooo many types of dogs and you are spot on. My first dog was a pit bull and I was only 4 years old. I’m 68 now and I have a CHIHUAHUA! Lil’ bad ass too!😅
One of my moms yorkies, Petite was her name, she was a very little yorkie. She ran the house over the other dogs. She hated big black dogs and cats. One time she jumpt into a bush to fight a cat. Petites tounge got cut in half by the cat, but she didnt care. Another time she jumpt up and grabed on to a riesenschnauzers beard with her mouth. The schnauzer barrely noticed her. 😂😂 So yorkies can be really tuff to. 😂
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I love that the chihuahua being mentioned evokes so much fear from all these big guard breeds. From experience, that’s pretty on point
My Chihuahua, Jill, doesn't know when to stop striking fear into the hearts of other dogs with her restless barking (though she stays two feet away, wagging her tail while doing so)
Her brother, Jack, however, wants to be every dog's friend (and he thinks he's a Great Pyrenees so he'll blend in and be a better member of the Big Dog Pack)
Our year old 70 pound german shepherd mutt is terrified of our 16 year old grumpy old lady of a chihuahua pekingese, its hilarious
Pound for pound a chihuahua is the most vicious dog on Earth
Yeah, honestly, I'm terrified of chihuahuas.
"He tried to set me on fire, but the 360 got him first."
I love how a German shepherd is a teacher and a Doberman is a principal
That's what I thought 😂
Rottweiler and cane corso will be the guards
I have a Belgian malinois and all of this is 100% accurate, and if he can't get into a room to SWAT he makes his own door.
Oh my God! 😂
How the fuck does he break wood he has no goddamn 🪓
With a 360 degree round house kick?
They are the same as other protection dog there is no difference
My nephew has one. OMG Respect to that breed 🙌
our rottie Pepper was a great guard dog - one time one of Dad's mates held up a fist - not hitting, just a joking "oooh i oughta" movement - Pepper just gently grabbed his hand when it came back down to his side, made eye contact, and let go after a couple seconds. Teeth didn't scratch, no dents, just gentle and firm control.
A very clear message "We won't be having any more of that around Dad."
he was awesome
Yes awesome
I had two shelties. They were great guard dogs. I think any dog will protect their family.
"That was your warning, sir. If you do it again, I'm afraid I shall have to take the hand." Polite but firm, like a butler with a shotgun.
“and today we’ll be talking about how to tell the difference between an intruder, and a leaf.”
“trust me, it’s very difficult to distinguish between the two.”
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
And totally true. Or a plastic bag blowing past. Or a branch.
@@bethannsmith9825 that would be the murderous plastic bag correct? Our mutt must protect us from them. And Amazon drivers.
@@Elizabeth-rq1vi of course. Amazon drivers are enemy #1. Except for the bags. 😂😂
The biggest threat is loosing the barking competition at 3am ... 😭
You know, as the owner of an Akita and a Chihuahua, I've got to say...sure, the Akita strikes fear into the hearts of everyone who dares to come _near_ the house, but the Chihuahua's the one you want as a burglar alarm. Ain't _nobody_ sleeping through that.
Of course, the Akita's now wise to this, and essentially uses the Chihuahua as an early-warning system. In related news, we don't get too many visitors these days.
omg perfect combo 😂 Shake and Bake
No kidding my chihuahua likes to bark at night and it always keep my parents up and now his in the basement
Bless you. 😅
😂
That's why they are often called "watch dogs ", so you hace to pair them with a Guard dog and you get the perfect combo
As the proud owner of a Belgian Malinois I can say that this is a factual representation. (Yes, sometimes I end up with bruises after training and / or play time. It's worth it.)
Any mauled chihuahuas?
@@Danka42 Nope, but our Ginger Tom Cat has a tale to tell.
@@patriciagodfrey6345 Um……living to tell the tale, I’m hoping. 😅
@@mikaelafox6106 Yes, indeed. :-D I had never before moved that fast while screaming "DROP DROP DROP".
@@patriciagodfrey6345 'twas just a face hug, Moommmm
Ha! Love it. However my 1st shepherd would patrol the house all night. Every hr to 2 hrs he'd get up and walk it. Then we had his first human sister. He remained in front of her crib for 2 months. No more patrolling. He knew what was most important. I miss him so damn much. The best boy in the universe and the why german shepherds will forever be in my heart. 100% best breed
The best part: unlike other breeds, they require absolute zero training to protect their territory just right, it's just who they are, without the risk of getting too rough with their pack or guests - perfect dog breed second to none!
They are the ultimate Line of Protection. For centuries they were "just a dog" we are finding out their incredible intelligence and sensory skills. Smarter and more intuitive than most people.
love my kangal-germanshepard street breed, best boy and protector
Mine too.
My female GSD did this after my daughter was born. Then when my daughter was a toddler she began to sleep right beside the bed & the male GSD kept the patrol going. I didn't teach either one this. They both would flank her in the backyard too. They could both be sniffing at dandelions but the minute someone starts approaching the fence (it was just a meter guy) one is barking at the stranger while the other is herding my daughter back home. And previously i loved my dogs before but after my children were born I gained so much more gratitude about my dogs too
Oh man... so my doggo is a rescue mutt. German Shepherd, Doberman, and Rottie. She embodies all three rather well, both the good and the bad traits. Mostly the good, though. But the Rottie saying "Bark at them." And especially the "my mom doesn't allow me to go downstairs." Is spot on.
Depends on the Rottie, I guess. Mine very rarely barked, only at other dogs when he wanted to play or at us when he wanted attention.
At strangers that tried to climb over the fence or tried the front gate when we weren't there to open, he only growled, lips peeled and teeth fully on display.
Yess for rescue dogs!❤️
Omg I have a dog almost exactly like that, we aren't really sure but German shepherd, american pitbull and where thinking either rottweiler or doberman.
Rotties are absolutely mamas dogs
Mine is a mix and is the biggest baby
Experience has taught me that some of these mixed breed mutts are some of the best dogs. And most rescue dogs are far more faithful than any other they would protect you with their own life because they know what you saved them from.
My Kimi was a mutt. Not sure how many breeds she had in her genetic pool, but she was an older veteran dog who kept our street safe. She once chased off a rabid dog that had been trying to attack one of the kids. We had the authorities called to handle the dog and she kept it bay until they arrived.
She even barked and growled at us to keep us away from our garage because a cobra had entered it when it was cold out.
She was pretty old when she first met a Chihuahua. The little guy just started barking and came charging at her full speed. Only to be swatted on the head with a paw. She didn't bark, she didn't growl, she didn't show any aggressive body language. She just swatted him on the head gently and went about her business. That Chihuahua didn't bother her since.
My family dog growing up was a German Shepherd named Ace and he was the best dog ever so I appreciate the respect you have for the breed.
We lived next door to a chihuahua named Gizmo who had an insane napoleon complex. Anytime we walked past his house, that little yapper would come tearing out of the garage barking up a storm. Ace ignored him unless he got close, then he would stare at him. Not intimidated, just confused that Gizmo was trying anything.
One time, my mom was walking, Ace was on the porch, and Gizmo came out of his garage. Before my mom was aware Gizmo had left his garage, Ace was between them; hackles up and a growling very quietly. Gizmo abruptly stopped and never barked at mom again.
"I'm tolerating your stupidity, but don't touch my mom."
'Yessir.'
Great story
We had a G. Shepherd when I was a kid. He was beautiful, incredibly well-trained and crazy AF. He had to go after he tried to kill a toddler. It was relief when he was gone.
@@elirien4264 Sooo~~ Not that well trained.. and "tried" ?
@@elirien4264 Youknow... unless you trained your dog to kill toddlers. That is NOT a well trained dog 😳
Hey Jon, on the off chance you read this, thank you for sharing your wit and humor with the world. When I'm feeling down I watch a few of your videos, and find myself smiling again. Just thanks. And hugs.
As do I!
❤ Love your brilliantly funny dog impressions.
OMG…. _”a chihuahua!”_ 😂😂
Everything is so bang on…except I would argue that the GSD is the one who would methodically grid search the house, whereas the Malinois will sniff out the fear & go straight for them!
I remember seeing a K9 training clip of both breeds & the hoomans set up this mini maze with chairs & the “bad guy” is at the end. The GSD followed the path created, really really fast, but the Malinois jumped over the chairs & went straight for the decoy, knocking down all the chairs & pounced 😂😂
😂😂😂😂, i love that
there used to be a GREAT vid on YT years ago of French malinois in police training flying over cars and such. It was incredible.
... and then do a 360 roundhouse kick!
@@TigerRose246 😂😂😂
Are malinois’s a little smarter than GS then, of they’re able to “think outside the box”? Or just a natural inclination to go straight for the problem? Or something else? Just curious
Oh my God, please do more German Shepherd content. You are absolutely brilliant at it! I have a German shepherd, and funnily enough, a Chihuahua and the German Shepherd is absolutely terrified of the chihuahua, so you nailed it! Please keep doing it, do more, and do all the German Shepherd stuff you can think to do. It is absolutely hilarious. I love your stuff! Thank you for making me laugh. Have a great day! By the way, this is my new favorite channel. Keep up the good work!
There's a fat German shepherd (which I honestly didn't know was possible as I'd never seen a fat one before) I've started meeting on my morning runs, and boy did he miss the memo that he's supposed to be a guard dog. 😅 He sees a running person and gives the biggest happiest puppy eyes. 🥰
“My mom said I can’t go in the basement.” Loved it!
Oh... I miss my Malinois :(
But yeah, that's 100% accurate - I don't think Malinois ever lose their herding instinct - it's just protect ALL the things with deadly force. My dog would regularly patrol the house, enforce bedtimes, and become a nervous wreck if anyone was missing.
Everything smaller than him that tried to be intimidating was promptly sat on.
My Malinois mix grew up with me being pretty sick/disabled from cancer/treatment so when I started feeling better and sitting with my parents in the living room again, she would start barking at me to move LOL
Now I want a Belgian Malinois.mind you, where I live it's going to be hard finding one😢
My mother had a Caucasian Shepherd Dog, named Lady. She sit on some of the hyperaggressive small dogs heads, when they became too close to my mother. Decreased the noise and "danger level" as well. That big, proud smile on it's face suggested, that she were very well aware of, what she just did! 😆
😂😂😂😂
That ending was diabolical.
I love how he's chosen for surviving in a fight with a small gremlin
We call one of our chihuahuas, Jill, our Lil Gremlin all the time!! 😂
They are smaller then most guard gods heads.
Meaning they can attack you from 270° angles where your entire body will be in the way.
It is like Tank vs hidden Infantry with a RPG - a nightmare scenario for the big one.
The chihuahua is the chosen one, not the belgian malois.
@@chailady2608 The Chihuahua is the Dragon.
Making the Maloise the chosen dragon slayer.
@@christopherg2347 There was no mention of a dragon. If there is a cultural reference, I am not familiar with it. My interpretation stands.
Having two Belgian malinois, I was laughing in hysterics! My niece has chihuahuas... I also concur wholeheartedly with that assessment! I needed a good laugh today! Thank you
I have two 11 month old male malinois's and a fifteen year old shi-tzu
I absolutely love your films about the different dog breeds. It is always so fascinating how you are able to show their characteristics/personalities with the help of clothing, little gestures, comments and actions.
Yes, and meanwhile I also fear Chihuahuas.
I, too, fear the Chihuahua. The wee hell hound.
Especially if it is named Angel.
@@ladykoiwolfe My little princess is named Aphrodite.
@@karenjones1 from what I recall of Greek Mythology that seems appropriate.
Love the respect the german shepherd receives and the intelligence they have.
Your endings are always the best! 👌🤣 (and especially the chihuahua references are so on point - totally agreed! 😱)
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We rescued an older half Jack, half Chi found walking the streets of LA. She ended up in our JRT rescue in the PNW (we jokingly call that mix a Taco Jack.) Looked like a Chi on steroids with the round Chi head but the muscular Jack body, and a killer instinct of 12 on a scale of 10. We had two other rescue Jacks, one crazy and one chill. She quickly ruled the roost and played with the bad boy but snuggled with the good boy. Best of both worlds LOL.
The look of respect from the German Shepherd kills me.
He's a great comic actor with superb facial expressions and comic timing. The dog community is blessed :)
i had a great pyr! she was a sweetheart. she guarded our chickens to the best of her ability and we only lost 4 total to hawks over the 8 years we had her. the poor girl was terrified of thunderstorms and we had to bring her inside whenever we heard one because she'd dig out and escape the yard if we didn't. she died about a year and a half ago now :') miss my polar bear
I have a one tooth 6 lb chihuahua and a 65 lb malinois she growls at him all the time. Granted he keeps trying to play… he is incredibly careful not to hurt her. She steals food from the mals bowl and he just lets her. You do a great job with all of the dog videos. Thanks.
I have a shorkie and a Pyr/wolfhound they are like tht as well
That's bcuz in dog's world, the barking and yapping means weakneses, he let her do that to protect the weak, well done milinois ❤
Malinios to Chihuahua: Who's a big ferocious dog? YOU ARE! Who's the cutest...I mean toughest dog in the home? YOU are 😅
As a owner of a Chihuahua, Apollo, I love this so much! 😅. They live to cuddle but are bougie and love talking sh$& towards anyone bigger than them.
the bar for anyone bigger than them isn't exactly high though...
😂😂😂had me laughing so hard. And it’s so on point. Chihuahuas are really tough cookies. I’m a veterinarian….
Unfortunately, my tiny princess has taken a liking to the taste of our vet!
At 18 I had a job as a dog bather. This was back in the late 80s when Rotwiellers had the spot as "most dangerous dog breed" so I was a nervous when I had to clip the nails of one. I accidentally quicked him but he didn't jerk away or yip or bark. all he did was lift his lip for a second then go back to neutral. I was impressed will how disciplined the dog was. I encountered another one later and had to bathe him. To do that, I had to lead the big guy up into the steps into the tub by a leash. He followed and didn't complain. They changed my outlook on the breed. I know they were well trained, but that itself went against the "dangerous breed" misinformation as it claim you couldn't train them to be good or gentle.
Chihuahuas were annoying but thankfully rare as most often they just needed flea dips.
It was the Cocker Spaniels that I learned to fear. Out all of the dogs I had to muzzle so I wouldn't be bit while brushing them out I'd say 70% (or more) were Cocker spaniels.
Which came to a surprise as previous experience with them were pleasant. But on thinking on it, the pleasant times was when the dogs were in company of their humans, and in their own territory, not in a strange area (groomers) with strange people.
There's one breed I have no experience with that the groomers would not allow me to brush: a Afgan hound. She claimed they were too unpredictable and fast. She pointed at a scar that ran from below her eye to her jaw, saying she got that from one when she came across a knot when brushing.
I have no idea if she was correct in her description of the breed, aggressive and unpredictable, or if it was just that one dog she had (if she was rough with it and yanked on a knot, I could see a dog being upset).
I learned my lesson from a miniature schnauzer that ho had very little teeth. Nerve damage and you can still see where his teeth punctured. But thank God it wasn’t something with a full mouth of teeth.
I’ve been a groomer for 30 years. A chow is the most dangerous in my opinion. I was bit in the face by one. The cockers now are just known for being poopers, not biters.
@@katrina2931 We had a neighbor that had a chow. He found another chow and had it at his house while trying to find its owner. The dogs were in his back yard and he went out to them. The found chow latched onto his hand. His own chow ran like a freight train and smashed into the biter, making it release his hand, and also kept it at bay while he got back into the house. He had to have surgery. He said he would have never gotten away from it if his own dog hadn't come to his rescue.
It’s sad how much damage has been done to breeds because of these notions. Jonny mentions the previous generations of German Shepherds being guard dogs and seeing things etc etc but in WW2 for example the Doberman was the choice dog for the Marines, with them saving the lives of hundreds of Marines and earning the Nick name “Black Devil” from the Japanese, this is also part of how the Marine’s got their nickname of “Devil dogs”, but unfortunately after the war as public perception turned against the Doberman they were not only replaced but outright banned from use as military dogs prompting the rise of GSs and BMs… Not that I dislike either of those breeds and in some sense they’re probably better suited to the work anyways, but it’s a shame that the military’s reasoning was so misguided…
Former vet tech here. 2nd the Cocker Spaniels. Miserable breed. Should not exist. So incredibly prone to every health issue under the sun, likes exactly 1 person, completely convinced that everyone else is out to murder them and will bite first and ask questions later.
Had a 10 yo cocker with colitis, dermatitis, arthritis, and chronic ear infections that used to come into the clinic I worked in at least twice a month.
The older gentleman that owned her loved her to pieces but would not listen to us when we said he really needed to keep her on the prescription food ALL the time, not just after she had a colitis flare, it would be cheaper than bringing her in all the time for IV fluids and corticosteroids to stabilize a bad flare.
Also would not listen to us that he needed to find a new groomer who would agree to use hypoallergenic shampoo and would pluck her ears clean, and that he needed to pre-medicate the dog with the ace tablets we gave him for grooming so that they actually could get her ears clean and her skin rinsed extra well without being murdered.
About every 3 months we’d have to fully sedate her, and then I’d pluck and flush her horribly infected ears only for the cycle to repeat.
As a Malinois mom, yes, they CAN do anything 😁. On point.
I love my Chihuahua. She doesn't care how big you are. She's like the ant trying to strangle an elephant 😂😂😂
man, your acting skills are great. that change on your facial expresion at the end was sublime.
He truly is a wizard with his facial expressions! One of my favorite things about his videos
I know a chihuahua mix who is so funny and sweet and so so cute, but when strangers come to her apt....oh my god, she is INSANE!!! She truly is scary!! This is very accurate!!🤣
Years ago I had a beautiful Pittie who was a marshmallow of a dog - Calm, mellow, loved everyone.
Then we adopted a Chihuahua --- She let that teeny, tiny 3 pound dog run the house.
They've been crossed the Rainbow Bridge and now I share my life with 2 Chihuahua's --- One as sweet as the day is long and Milo, who can best be described as 5 pounds of dog with 50 pounds of attitude.
His mission in life is to protect his sister and I and he does it very well, thank you.
5 pounds of dog with 50 pounds of attitude. Gotta steal that.
So sweet story. Props to you for trying to handle sassy Chi while having a Chi 😅
I’ve never heard a pit bull described so accurately. A marshmallow of a dog indeed…..
@@Trinith. Our sweet CoCo was an incredible dog.
Once a friend of my husband stopped by with his wife --- While they guys discussed things I sat down in the living room with his wife.
CoCo being the friendly, loves everyone gal that she was, she sat down next to his wife, leaned in to cuddle closer and laid her head on the lady's shoulder.
She told me how lucky we were to have such a sweet dog --- then asked would I be interested in signing a petition going around her community to ban Pit Bulls?
'They're vicious, dangerous dogs; you know" she said.
"Really? Vicious and dangerous?"
She said they were --- they couldn't trusted to be around people.
That's when I pointed out the dog snuggled up to her, head on her shoulder was a Pittie.
LOL! She about lost it!
Said I had to be mistaken because CoCo was such a good, sweet dog.
Yes -- Because since we adopted her, she'd known only kindness, love and care ---
It's the people not the breed that's the problem.
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Laughed so hard at the end. The “Chosen One” hahaha! Chihuahua’s a little fecking demons!!
“ the chosen one” that caught me off guard 😂
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THE CHOSSE ONE!!😂😂😂😂
O.M.G.... I can't stop laughing..
I have a chihuahua half teacup my cat is bigger than my chihuahua.
Imagine a Full Adult German Shepherd!😊😮
Why is the Rottweiler so on point? I can even see the matching real life Rottie facial expressions while watching this.
Impossible not to Live your videos...
Especially when you're a GSD, just like my Cooper ❤ 😍🥰😘
Mal: "I can do anything" 😌
As someone with a mal mix. Yes. Just yes. 🤣🤣
They are great dogs. I am not smart enough to own one :D
@@youdeservethis feel that lmfao 🤣🤣
Can they do my taxes?
@@Watschelinka yes /s 😌🤣🤣
@@_0zymandias_ Then send him over 🙃
My sister's Lab is normally a big doofy cuddlebug. Once a random Chihuahua decided that he looked like a good target for an attack, and went straight for him.
Lemon normally isn't much of an angry dog, but I swear, the growl he let out when that little shit came yapping at him sent a chill down my spine.
The Chi had the sense to back off, and Lemon spent the next hour after his walk flopped on top of my legs enjoying his chewie.
I knew a Chihuahua would come into this in some way before the end of the video. And I wasn't disappointed. Even better than I expected!💙🤗💙
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I have a Belgian and it's so accurate. 🤣 The slightest noise and he's off to investigate. Someone's walking up the stairs outside? Attack mode engaged.
😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀 Both of my Chihuahuas giggled at this one as they were sharpening their machetes.
Thanks for the upvotes!
lol!
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Machetes? I thought they were ardent stiletto dagger users.
@@johannageisel5390 They've decided to be equal opportunity blade users. 🤪
Hahahahahaha
0:43 "My mom says I'm not allowed downstairs!"
I had a German Shepherd whose nickname was Professor, he would have loved that job 😂😂. Love your videos, keep them coming
I love this! A Chihuahua, that belongs to a friend of mine, jumped off her lap and landed on my Lab-Pit mix. Fortunately, the Chihuahua wasn't hurt in the sneek attack!
We have a little Yorkie mix. The 4 big dogs and 5 cats fear her in a way that is comical to watch. Tiny but ferocious.
My mother was a dog trainer/breeder and of all those I encountered, only the Yorkie bit me. It is the only dog breed I can't stand.
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This guy is too much! 😂 love your dog videos.
As a proud GSD owner, I laughed hysterically at this...SOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
German Shepherds are also good at minding everyone else's business LOL my dog can be a little bit of a Karen when she sees another dog doing something wrong
My shepherds are also Karen’s 🤣🤣 and if there’s a cat fight they always run to break it up for me 🤣
This is just AMAZING and I laughed out loud at the end :) I love Jonny and all his DOGS.
As someone with a 75 lb pit mix who gets picked on by my sisters chihuaua can confirm that he is the chosen one
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My dog hears you speak in hushed tones about Chihuahua... laughs in Husky.
"The Chosen One." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a great expression to end it with!
I have a 70 pound Australian shepherd, golden retriever mix. He’s the sweetest thing. I took him with me to babysit my sister’s kids, since my autistic nephew does really well with him. My sister has a tea cup chihuahua, who is about the size of my dog’s head. That chihuahua went nuts when someone tried to get into the house, and my dog stood behind her barking at whoever it was like this one pound dog was gonna protect him. It was my sister and her husband coming home from a date.
Actually there is a UA-cam video where two untrained chihuahuas did the proper guard dog stand( with two dogs) It was a local news doing a test run of family dogs. I have owned or trained all of these guys( and hospice foster dogs, many of whom were chihuahuas, and can safely say if they were big dogs, they would be fierce. Australian Cattle Dogs are also really good guard dogs.
the reason theyre so fierce is because theyre small
Love my cattle dog/red heeler.
She is normally pretty chill (unless you get her to running), but if you come at me in any way she goes into protect mode. 😂
She’ll stand between me and whoever and just watch and wait. If someone did attack me, pretty sure the outcome would be very bad for them.
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Chihuahuas do things with every fiber of their being. It's all or nothing with them. I have one and she went all out to alert everyone that there was a scorpion in the house.
@@cha_os3 I've me one red heeler and she is insane. She thinks she can take on this other dog I know. The other dog is a 50+ pound staffie
When the GSD hears a strange sound in the basement he immediately herds all his humans into a tight circle and patrols the perimeter.
😂 I grew up with a ridgeback cross that would guard me with his life if it came to it... except against the neighbourhood chihuahua. Then he tucked tail and dragged us across the road!
You are great, I can not find the words to compliment you. You make my day ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 Helen from Athens Greece
I can't stop laughing to comment. I love you dude!!! I needed to laugh like you don't know. The chosen one! Hilarious 😂!!! ❤️👏
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My Belgian/German mix is most certainly not the chosen one... Absolutely terrified of the neighbor's Chihuahua
🤣 the truth of it though. My youngest pup (7 months, 75 lb labradoodle bear mix I think) got terrified at PetSmart the other day of a little 4 lb Pomeranian that growled at him. My Mal just instantly goes into 'protect mama/the pack at all costs' mode and then worries about the repercussions later.
That punchline gets me EVERY TIME!!!😂😂😂
Just too funny - and the fact that I own Malinois makes it even better! Thanks! You brighten every day! :D
I love your episode. It's funny, it's so funny. Shepherds are kings.
I love these videos so much. Thank you and please keep making them.
i second that
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You are the one!! My favorite program and fan!!! Thanks for be so creative, intelligent and amusing. Am 70 years old but still learning!!!
Hahahaha the Chihuahua joke got me. I have a chihuahua and he’s fierce AF. He has confronted dobermans and german shepherds on the street. Fearless little creatures
My chihuahua is a very friendly little boy, great with people (including kids), and generally gets on well very with the local dogs, but he does have his macho moments, like the time he decided to growl fiercely at a pack of huskies. And I was just standing there wondering if he expected ME to back him up...!
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Every Mallie I have ever known has been either a complete love-monster doll-baby, or an absolutely derp-child doll-baby. X'D
Love your videos. Was surprised not to see a pittie like my lil bella here. So brave barking at strangers or weird noises, then just cries and wants to be hugged when they actually come near her.
My pit mix is currently hiding in my lap cuz my roommates dog took his bone. No amount of reminding him that he drags him around like a ragdoll everytime they tug of war convinces him that he can in fact just go take it back
I love properly raised pits! It's amazing what good training and love does to breeds that are meant to be so dangerous.
They'll guard your home from strange animals, but not people. They are not human aggressive. I'm assuming you're talking about the APBT? A pittie is not a breed.
That was me with akitas they are great guard dogs, I breed and train them as PTSD/ASD service dog's
@@ConstantChaos1 I was attacked by 2 Akitas when I was 8. I still have scars on my back. That being said, there were no psychological scars because I now own a pit bull that likes to do somersaults for fun. I love dogs!
I roared with laughter at this ending. My Chihuahua curled up next to me just gave me the side eye that says Hoomans list it again. 😅
This just made me remember when my Huskies got chased by a Chihuahua😂
I have a german shepard and a belgian malinois... This is too good, 100% the way I imagine them doing recon talk, personality down to a T...😂
My grandfather way back in his 20s was a milkman. He's in his 80s now and still has scars on his ankles from a lady's Chihuahua.
“A 360 roundhouse to the face.” Hoo-yah!! (Love the doggo eye shades).
I’ve got a Brittany and let me tell you, he is very very careful around chihuahuas. He is fine with big dogs, small dogs, but he recognises chihuahuas from afar and circles them just to be onthe safeside.
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Great Pyrenees are very protective. When we first got mine she was extremely dog-aggressive, but was completely silent when doing it. There was one memorable occasion while walking her when we first got her that a small dog started barking and jumping at her from across the street(thank god it was leashed). She pulled her leash taut and just pulled silently as hard as she could. The owners didn’t even realize what was going on and I had to drag her away by the collar.
Oh please do more of this series. It is a true Master Card priceless moment.
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Some of the greatest comedy comes from having a seemingly nonsensical reaction that's _entirely justified._
This is funny. I was surprised the Giants schnauzer didn't show up. It would be an amusing video to have all the different kind of schnauzers (miniature, standard, giant) all kind of talking together.
The mini would need to be shown chugging alternate Starbucks ventis and redbull
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Cane corso asleep at the back of the class... Someone breaks in and all you hear is "I see you've chosen death"
Dutch Shepherd, I hadn't even heard of it until 2022 and we got a purebred one at the rescue I volunteer with. Think smaller, healthier German Shepherd with brindle stripes. Perfect dog.
I'd love to see you do more Labradors. I've just adopted a Lab mix and am waiting to see what the other bits are. I've had a Jack Russell with a sixteenth chihuahua (we didn't tell him), grew up with Terriers and had my son's dog for years who is a Rottie Shepherd cross. So a Labrador is a new experience.
It is wonderful to have a dog again, I feel whole-- didn't realise how much I missed a canine presence.
This week I am walking my neighbour's dog once a day, and she is a labrador mix too. Still not fully grown.
Her reaction to a stranger entering the home would probably be: "Whooo, a new friend! Let me love you! Love you! Love you! ... Oh, let's look at pigeons and kill a sunflower together!"
I’d like to see him do more ACCURATE Labrador interpretations. He always makes them the bimbos of the dog world. Labs r a HIGHLY intelligent, super friendly, eager to please and easy to train. I do enjoy his videos overall, but as a parent of multiple labs over the years, I really take exception to his lab impersonations.
"(we didn't tell him)" 🤣😂🤣😂
They WILL eat everything that smells like or is small enough to be food. My Lab was very smart too, kept getting into stuff he wasn't supposed to.. He was 14 years old when we had to put him down. Stomach issues got him before the old age did... Broke my mom's brownie pan he did... The vet said Labs just don't die on their own, especially when they're loved like our Rocky was. So make sure your Lab doesn't go for anything small, and NEVER leave your food unattended for even a second! My little sister was sick one time, we had gotten Subway that day, she didn't even leave it unattended just set aside on a coffee table... That sandwich was G O N E, gone in a second. Speaking of coffee tables, one single wag of their tail and everything is knocked off. Labs are just something else bro
Got my 3rd dog almost a year ago today. Cried while she slept on my lap in her new blankie going home, because a few months before I'd had to put my second dog to sleep. She's a good girl, lab with some pit, and a total love lump.
I'm a German Shepard fan. The Belgian Malinois can work longer in the desert. They do bomb and IED detection. Then they come to their handler and bark until we give them C-4 and blasting caps! Truly amazing dogs
I choose to believe the Doberman was only there introducing the Malinois because he's already graduated. Lol. My Dobie, Coby, is very a-typical for his breed, excessively friendly to new people, dogs, cats, and he thinks squirrels are his new best friends. He also loves the snow??? He's an oddball, but I love him.
Congratulations! This just means you VERY successfully socialised your Dobermann. No stranger, whether 2-legged or 4-legged fazes him. I grew up with Dobermanns and whenever we had a pup, that pup would go EVERYWHERE with us for the first year. If we couldn’t go with the pup, we simply wouldn’t go. We also took care to invite lots of people and visitors meant treats. To make sure our Dobies would alert us when someone was at the door we’d make sure they got all excited and would bark… a few barks only. As soon as we gave them the signal to be silent, they’d have to stop… and they did. As Dobies are highly intelligent you could always (if you want to) teach yours to bark a few short barks when someone comes over. Barking done, he can love on the visitors again (ours always did, all my dogs do).
My latest Dobie would go completely beserk at snow. She LOVED it. Funniest antics ever. I miss her so much!
@@eddavanleemputten9232 I was definitely determined to socialize him. He also went through obedience training, more so for me as he's my first dog of my own, and is an AKC certified good citizen. He barks if someone is at the door, but the moment I open it he goes back to trying to befriend them. It's adorable.
@@SylGordon - In my books, that’s perfect Dobie behaviour. You might notice him often sitting/lying down with his butt turned towards you. Typical Dobie behaviour. It means he’s facing ‘out’, making sure he sees whatever might be coming at you in order to be able to protect you. He’ll be friendly, relaxed, accepting of cuddles and pets… and still facing ‘out’’. If not you, probably whomever in your family he considers to be the most vulnerable will be the one seeing his butt the most.
Dobermanns are amazing dogs. Better even: they’re addictive. One of their most endearing characteristics (to me) is that if and when they feel they’re not getting enough attention from you. They’ll demand it. And they can do so in the funniest of ways.
Akita: "Training? TRAINING??? We are the _Akitas_... we don't need no stinking 'training'.... "
Having had both a belgian malinois and a chihuahua this video made me so happy.
Every one of these makes me laugh. You'd think the idea would start to get stale - it never does! So funny! Jonny is a big part of it - he's hilarious - but I also think he could write an animated movie or a book! This has to go farther! And Jonny should be getting roles aplenty too!
I never saw that ending coming and now I've been laughing solidly for 10 minutes!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup, I agree, chihuahua.... the little devil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this!
Love everything you do and I'm the proud owner of a chiweenie with an emphasis on the Chihuahua part so I feel whatcha putting down
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Great Pyrs are the barkiest pups. Sounds super intimidating but just a gentle baby
Lol the Belgian is so accurate
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I can vouch that a Belgian Malinois will sweep and search the entire home like a swat agent 😂
My doberman solves everything like a bull. Head butt first. Ask questions later.
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Yep...
I have a Beauce Shepherd (very similar to Doberman) and she is the same, if you stand in her way, you’d be on your butt… less now after some training
Mine is dobie/pit (80 percent of his traits are dobie )and he would jump on everything that bugs him if he could!
@@carolinemarchand4743 no amount of training is going to stop his head butts. This is my 3rd doberman. All of them liked to do that. They don't knock me over. They are knuckleheads.
As a Malinois owner, this is accurate and would really love to see more Malinois content too 😄
thank you so much for the laugh! I have two 'working stock' jack Russells and have loved dogs all my life. You are so accurate in their base characters!
You are so accurate! I’ve had soooooooooo many types of dogs and you are spot on. My first dog was a pit bull and I was only 4 years old. I’m 68 now and I have a CHIHUAHUA! Lil’ bad ass too!😅
One of my moms yorkies, Petite was her name, she was a very little yorkie. She ran the house over the other dogs. She hated big black dogs and cats. One time she jumpt into a bush to fight a cat. Petites tounge got cut in half by the cat, but she didnt care. Another time she jumpt up and grabed on to a riesenschnauzers beard with her mouth. The schnauzer barrely noticed her. 😂😂 So yorkies can be really tuff to. 😂
Lol love this! Malinois spot on😅 We just got a Mal puppy & we have a Chihuahua that she plays w/ rn, so the Chihuahua joke at the end was gold😂
I have a 2 yr old Shepinois (half Shepherd/ half Belgium Malinois) and a Chihuahua ... those 2 are always going at each other 😂🐕❤️
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Your dog videos always make me laugh 😂 big thanks