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  • @evillaughter3025
    @evillaughter3025 Рік тому +8177

    I love that the chihuahua being mentioned evokes so much fear from all these big guard breeds. From experience, that’s pretty on point

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj Рік тому +252

      My Chihuahua, Jill, doesn't know when to stop striking fear into the hearts of other dogs with her restless barking (though she stays two feet away, wagging her tail while doing so)
      Her brother, Jack, however, wants to be every dog's friend (and he thinks he's a Great Pyrenees so he'll blend in and be a better member of the Big Dog Pack)

    • @just_a_platypus
      @just_a_platypus Рік тому +227

      Our year old 70 pound german shepherd mutt is terrified of our 16 year old grumpy old lady of a chihuahua pekingese, its hilarious

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 Рік тому +215

      Pound for pound a chihuahua is the most vicious dog on Earth

    • @professorbutters
      @professorbutters Рік тому +79

      Yeah, honestly, I'm terrified of chihuahuas.

    • @graceskerp
      @graceskerp Рік тому +105

      "He tried to set me on fire, but the 360 got him first."

  • @LadyValkyri
    @LadyValkyri 3 місяці тому +8

    Hey Jon, on the off chance you read this, thank you for sharing your wit and humor with the world. When I'm feeling down I watch a few of your videos, and find myself smiling again. Just thanks. And hugs.

    • @deborahwilson8482
      @deborahwilson8482 5 днів тому

      As do I!
      ❤ Love your brilliantly funny dog impressions.

  • @jacqulyynw
    @jacqulyynw Рік тому +1907

    I have a Belgian malinois and all of this is 100% accurate, and if he can't get into a room to SWAT he makes his own door.

    • @nicolehuff8455
      @nicolehuff8455 Рік тому +35

      Oh my God! 😂

    • @Footage_Forager
      @Footage_Forager Рік тому

      How the fuck does he break wood he has no goddamn 🪓

    • @TheTimHall
      @TheTimHall Рік тому +127

      With a 360 degree round house kick?

    • @JamieGuzmam
      @JamieGuzmam Рік тому +8

      They are the same as other protection dog there is no difference

    • @JJ-vs2gi
      @JJ-vs2gi 11 місяців тому +6

      My nephew has one. OMG Respect to that breed 🙌

  • @MahiMahi-yu5jo
    @MahiMahi-yu5jo Рік тому +46

    My Kimi was a mutt. Not sure how many breeds she had in her genetic pool, but she was an older veteran dog who kept our street safe. She once chased off a rabid dog that had been trying to attack one of the kids. We had the authorities called to handle the dog and she kept it bay until they arrived.
    She even barked and growled at us to keep us away from our garage because a cobra had entered it when it was cold out.
    She was pretty old when she first met a Chihuahua. The little guy just started barking and came charging at her full speed. Only to be swatted on the head with a paw. She didn't bark, she didn't growl, she didn't show any aggressive body language. She just swatted him on the head gently and went about her business. That Chihuahua didn't bother her since.

  • @thecornerkid402
    @thecornerkid402 Рік тому +4956

    My family dog growing up was a German Shepherd named Ace and he was the best dog ever so I appreciate the respect you have for the breed.
    We lived next door to a chihuahua named Gizmo who had an insane napoleon complex. Anytime we walked past his house, that little yapper would come tearing out of the garage barking up a storm. Ace ignored him unless he got close, then he would stare at him. Not intimidated, just confused that Gizmo was trying anything.
    One time, my mom was walking, Ace was on the porch, and Gizmo came out of his garage. Before my mom was aware Gizmo had left his garage, Ace was between them; hackles up and a growling very quietly. Gizmo abruptly stopped and never barked at mom again.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 Рік тому +1257

      "I'm tolerating your stupidity, but don't touch my mom."
      'Yessir.'

    • @dawnjohnson8739
      @dawnjohnson8739 Рік тому +153

      Great story

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Рік тому +70

      We had a G. Shepherd when I was a kid. He was beautiful, incredibly well-trained and crazy AF. He had to go after he tried to kill a toddler. It was relief when he was gone.

    • @peg4x449
      @peg4x449 Рік тому +326

      @@elirien4264 Sooo~~ Not that well trained.. and "tried" ?

    • @emhoj97
      @emhoj97 Рік тому +354

      @@elirien4264 Youknow... unless you trained your dog to kill toddlers. That is NOT a well trained dog 😳

  • @askylibrarianoftheoceans4102
    @askylibrarianoftheoceans4102 Рік тому +185

    Oh... I miss my Malinois :(
    But yeah, that's 100% accurate - I don't think Malinois ever lose their herding instinct - it's just protect ALL the things with deadly force. My dog would regularly patrol the house, enforce bedtimes, and become a nervous wreck if anyone was missing.
    Everything smaller than him that tried to be intimidating was promptly sat on.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Рік тому +10

      My Malinois mix grew up with me being pretty sick/disabled from cancer/treatment so when I started feeling better and sitting with my parents in the living room again, she would start barking at me to move LOL

    • @saamiyakamaluddin8393
      @saamiyakamaluddin8393 11 місяців тому +4

      Now I want a Belgian Malinois.mind you, where I live it's going to be hard finding one😢

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 6 місяців тому +3

      My mother had a Caucasian Shepherd Dog, named Lady. She sit on some of the hyperaggressive small dogs heads, when they became too close to my mother. Decreased the noise and "danger level" as well. That big, proud smile on it's face suggested, that she were very well aware of, what she just did! 😆

    • @ghost.mp3
      @ghost.mp3 26 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Klyxtor97
    @Klyxtor97 Рік тому +1494

    Oh man... so my doggo is a rescue mutt. German Shepherd, Doberman, and Rottie. She embodies all three rather well, both the good and the bad traits. Mostly the good, though. But the Rottie saying "Bark at them." And especially the "my mom doesn't allow me to go downstairs." Is spot on.

    • @leoghigu
      @leoghigu Рік тому +39

      Depends on the Rottie, I guess. Mine very rarely barked, only at other dogs when he wanted to play or at us when he wanted attention.
      At strangers that tried to climb over the fence or tried the front gate when we weren't there to open, he only growled, lips peeled and teeth fully on display.

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd Рік тому +18

      Yess for rescue dogs!❤️

    • @TheCoffeeCrow
      @TheCoffeeCrow Рік тому +8

      Omg I have a dog almost exactly like that, we aren't really sure but German shepherd, american pitbull and where thinking either rottweiler or doberman.

    • @ShiftylittleDemon
      @ShiftylittleDemon Рік тому +14

      Rotties are absolutely mamas dogs
      Mine is a mix and is the biggest baby

    • @aniflowers9606
      @aniflowers9606 Рік тому +17

      Experience has taught me that some of these mixed breed mutts are some of the best dogs. And most rescue dogs are far more faithful than any other they would protect you with their own life because they know what you saved them from.

  • @Mustard3103
    @Mustard3103 Рік тому +227

    I love how a German shepherd is a teacher and a Doberman is a principal

  • @mp1201
    @mp1201 Рік тому +224

    “My mom said I can’t go in the basement.” Loved it!

  • @chrisd9248
    @chrisd9248 Рік тому +83

    As a owner of a Chihuahua, Apollo, I love this so much! 😅. They live to cuddle but are bougie and love talking sh$& towards anyone bigger than them.

    • @hollunk6969
      @hollunk6969 Рік тому +5

      the bar for anyone bigger than them isn't exactly high though...

  • @silentlion_zer0562
    @silentlion_zer0562 Рік тому +656

    I love how he's chosen for surviving in a fight with a small gremlin

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj Рік тому +36

      We call one of our chihuahuas, Jill, our Lil Gremlin all the time!! 😂

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 Рік тому +36

      They are smaller then most guard gods heads.
      Meaning they can attack you from 270° angles where your entire body will be in the way.
      It is like Tank vs hidden Infantry with a RPG - a nightmare scenario for the big one.

    • @chailady2608
      @chailady2608 Рік тому +19

      The chihuahua is the chosen one, not the belgian malois.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 Рік тому +19

      @@chailady2608 The Chihuahua is the Dragon.
      Making the Maloise the chosen dragon slayer.

    • @chailady2608
      @chailady2608 Рік тому +3

      @@christopherg2347 There was no mention of a dragon. If there is a cultural reference, I am not familiar with it. My interpretation stands.

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar Рік тому +82

    At 18 I had a job as a dog bather. This was back in the late 80s when Rotwiellers had the spot as "most dangerous dog breed" so I was a nervous when I had to clip the nails of one. I accidentally quicked him but he didn't jerk away or yip or bark. all he did was lift his lip for a second then go back to neutral. I was impressed will how disciplined the dog was. I encountered another one later and had to bathe him. To do that, I had to lead the big guy up into the steps into the tub by a leash. He followed and didn't complain. They changed my outlook on the breed. I know they were well trained, but that itself went against the "dangerous breed" misinformation as it claim you couldn't train them to be good or gentle.
    Chihuahuas were annoying but thankfully rare as most often they just needed flea dips.
    It was the Cocker Spaniels that I learned to fear. Out all of the dogs I had to muzzle so I wouldn't be bit while brushing them out I'd say 70% (or more) were Cocker spaniels.
    Which came to a surprise as previous experience with them were pleasant. But on thinking on it, the pleasant times was when the dogs were in company of their humans, and in their own territory, not in a strange area (groomers) with strange people.
    There's one breed I have no experience with that the groomers would not allow me to brush: a Afgan hound. She claimed they were too unpredictable and fast. She pointed at a scar that ran from below her eye to her jaw, saying she got that from one when she came across a knot when brushing.
    I have no idea if she was correct in her description of the breed, aggressive and unpredictable, or if it was just that one dog she had (if she was rough with it and yanked on a knot, I could see a dog being upset).

    • @guyfam2
      @guyfam2 Рік тому +18

      I learned my lesson from a miniature schnauzer that ho had very little teeth. Nerve damage and you can still see where his teeth punctured. But thank God it wasn’t something with a full mouth of teeth.

    • @katrina2931
      @katrina2931 Рік тому +14

      I’ve been a groomer for 30 years. A chow is the most dangerous in my opinion. I was bit in the face by one. The cockers now are just known for being poopers, not biters.

    • @mosart7025
      @mosart7025 Рік тому +23

      @@katrina2931 We had a neighbor that had a chow. He found another chow and had it at his house while trying to find its owner. The dogs were in his back yard and he went out to them. The found chow latched onto his hand. His own chow ran like a freight train and smashed into the biter, making it release his hand, and also kept it at bay while he got back into the house. He had to have surgery. He said he would have never gotten away from it if his own dog hadn't come to his rescue.

    • @griffins750
      @griffins750 Рік тому +23

      It’s sad how much damage has been done to breeds because of these notions. Jonny mentions the previous generations of German Shepherds being guard dogs and seeing things etc etc but in WW2 for example the Doberman was the choice dog for the Marines, with them saving the lives of hundreds of Marines and earning the Nick name “Black Devil” from the Japanese, this is also part of how the Marine’s got their nickname of “Devil dogs”, but unfortunately after the war as public perception turned against the Doberman they were not only replaced but outright banned from use as military dogs prompting the rise of GSs and BMs… Not that I dislike either of those breeds and in some sense they’re probably better suited to the work anyways, but it’s a shame that the military’s reasoning was so misguided…

    • @mylifewithmarmalade4624
      @mylifewithmarmalade4624 Рік тому +19

      Former vet tech here. 2nd the Cocker Spaniels. Miserable breed. Should not exist. So incredibly prone to every health issue under the sun, likes exactly 1 person, completely convinced that everyone else is out to murder them and will bite first and ask questions later.
      Had a 10 yo cocker with colitis, dermatitis, arthritis, and chronic ear infections that used to come into the clinic I worked in at least twice a month.
      The older gentleman that owned her loved her to pieces but would not listen to us when we said he really needed to keep her on the prescription food ALL the time, not just after she had a colitis flare, it would be cheaper than bringing her in all the time for IV fluids and corticosteroids to stabilize a bad flare.
      Also would not listen to us that he needed to find a new groomer who would agree to use hypoallergenic shampoo and would pluck her ears clean, and that he needed to pre-medicate the dog with the ace tablets we gave him for grooming so that they actually could get her ears clean and her skin rinsed extra well without being murdered.
      About every 3 months we’d have to fully sedate her, and then I’d pluck and flush her horribly infected ears only for the cycle to repeat.

  • @annajackson580
    @annajackson580 Рік тому +59

    I had a German Shepherd whose nickname was Professor, he would have loved that job 😂😂. Love your videos, keep them coming

  • @MrsFroyyyd
    @MrsFroyyyd Рік тому +103

    As a Malinois mom, yes, they CAN do anything 😁. On point.

  • @jrthiker9908
    @jrthiker9908 Рік тому +4

    We rescued an older half Jack, half Chi found walking the streets of LA. She ended up in our JRT rescue in the PNW (we jokingly call that mix a Taco Jack.) Looked like a Chi on steroids with the round Chi head but the muscular Jack body, and a killer instinct of 12 on a scale of 10. We had two other rescue Jacks, one crazy and one chill. She quickly ruled the roost and played with the bad boy but snuggled with the good boy. Best of both worlds LOL.

  • @Jordyn_Viapree
    @Jordyn_Viapree Рік тому +56

    “ the chosen one” that caught me off guard 😂

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  • @cheriebell9048
    @cheriebell9048 Рік тому +227

    I have a one tooth 6 lb chihuahua and a 65 lb malinois she growls at him all the time. Granted he keeps trying to play… he is incredibly careful not to hurt her. She steals food from the mals bowl and he just lets her. You do a great job with all of the dog videos. Thanks.

    • @alishaparker315
      @alishaparker315 Рік тому +5

      I have a shorkie and a Pyr/wolfhound they are like tht as well

    • @yuniekesadrak8156
      @yuniekesadrak8156 Рік тому +5

      That's bcuz in dog's world, the barking and yapping means weakneses, he let her do that to protect the weak, well done milinois ❤

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 11 місяців тому +7

      Malinios to Chihuahua: Who's a big ferocious dog? YOU ARE! Who's the cutest...I mean toughest dog in the home? YOU are 😅

  • @chaosfriedeggz6014
    @chaosfriedeggz6014 Рік тому +10

    This just made me remember when my Huskies got chased by a Chihuahua😂

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 Рік тому +48

    Why is the Rottweiler so on point? I can even see the matching real life Rottie facial expressions while watching this.

  • @zer0tonin_
    @zer0tonin_ Рік тому +27

    man, your acting skills are great. that change on your facial expresion at the end was sublime.

    • @BelleTolles
      @BelleTolles Рік тому +1

      He truly is a wizard with his facial expressions! One of my favorite things about his videos

  • @patriciasullivan4128
    @patriciasullivan4128 Рік тому +2

    I love this! A Chihuahua, that belongs to a friend of mine, jumped off her lap and landed on my Lab-Pit mix. Fortunately, the Chihuahua wasn't hurt in the sneek attack!

  • @irondogmercantile
    @irondogmercantile Рік тому +28

    We have a little Yorkie mix. The 4 big dogs and 5 cats fear her in a way that is comical to watch. Tiny but ferocious.

    • @MsJellyBellyLove
      @MsJellyBellyLove Рік тому +2

      My mother was a dog trainer/breeder and of all those I encountered, only the Yorkie bit me. It is the only dog breed I can't stand.

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  • @lynettegraves6261
    @lynettegraves6261 Рік тому +9

    😂 I grew up with a ridgeback cross that would guard me with his life if it came to it... except against the neighbourhood chihuahua. Then he tucked tail and dragged us across the road!

  • @monicapdx
    @monicapdx Рік тому +6

    "The Chosen One." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a great expression to end it with!

  • @musicforears5024
    @musicforears5024 Рік тому +11

    Having had both a belgian malinois and a chihuahua this video made me so happy.

  • @katb9501
    @katb9501 Рік тому +11

    Lol love this! Malinois spot on😅 We just got a Mal puppy & we have a Chihuahua that she plays w/ rn, so the Chihuahua joke at the end was gold😂

  • @CinnaSpicey
    @CinnaSpicey Рік тому +40

    My doberman solves everything like a bull. Head butt first. Ask questions later.

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    • @warlock479
      @warlock479 Рік тому +1

      Yep...

    • @carolinemarchand4743
      @carolinemarchand4743 Рік тому +3

      I have a Beauce Shepherd (very similar to Doberman) and she is the same, if you stand in her way, you’d be on your butt… less now after some training

    • @sarmajere2866
      @sarmajere2866 Рік тому +2

      Mine is dobie/pit (80 percent of his traits are dobie )and he would jump on everything that bugs him if he could!

    • @CinnaSpicey
      @CinnaSpicey Рік тому +1

      @@carolinemarchand4743 no amount of training is going to stop his head butts. This is my 3rd doberman. All of them liked to do that. They don't knock me over. They are knuckleheads.

  • @jackalscry8173
    @jackalscry8173 11 місяців тому +3

    Great Pyrenees are very protective. When we first got mine she was extremely dog-aggressive, but was completely silent when doing it. There was one memorable occasion while walking her when we first got her that a small dog started barking and jumping at her from across the street(thank god it was leashed). She pulled her leash taut and just pulled silently as hard as she could. The owners didn’t even realize what was going on and I had to drag her away by the collar.

  • @El-wv1tf
    @El-wv1tf Рік тому +28

    I’ve got a Brittany and let me tell you, he is very very careful around chihuahuas. He is fine with big dogs, small dogs, but he recognises chihuahuas from afar and circles them just to be onthe safeside.

  • @sonja30
    @sonja30 Рік тому +4

    I have a 70 pound Australian shepherd, golden retriever mix. He’s the sweetest thing. I took him with me to babysit my sister’s kids, since my autistic nephew does really well with him. My sister has a tea cup chihuahua, who is about the size of my dog’s head. That chihuahua went nuts when someone tried to get into the house, and my dog stood behind her barking at whoever it was like this one pound dog was gonna protect him. It was my sister and her husband coming home from a date.

  • @elizabethw.6154
    @elizabethw.6154 Рік тому +34

    This is funny. I was surprised the Giants schnauzer didn't show up. It would be an amusing video to have all the different kind of schnauzers (miniature, standard, giant) all kind of talking together.

    • @jwolfe1209
      @jwolfe1209 Рік тому +3

      The mini would need to be shown chugging alternate Starbucks ventis and redbull

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    • @dodo19923
      @dodo19923 11 місяців тому

      Cane corso asleep at the back of the class... Someone breaks in and all you hear is "I see you've chosen death"

  • @saraht1076
    @saraht1076 Рік тому +10

    🤣 the truth of it though. My youngest pup (7 months, 75 lb labradoodle bear mix I think) got terrified at PetSmart the other day of a little 4 lb Pomeranian that growled at him. My Mal just instantly goes into 'protect mama/the pack at all costs' mode and then worries about the repercussions later.

  • @michellebyrom6551
    @michellebyrom6551 Рік тому +3

    I roared with laughter at this ending. My Chihuahua curled up next to me just gave me the side eye that says Hoomans list it again. 😅

  • @what_equals_42
    @what_equals_42 Рік тому +8

    The chihuahua bit is spot on. When I was a kid, my Grandma lived next door to this tiny psycho chihuahua. I used to like to lie on her back lawn and watch the clouds go by, but if I heard one yap I was up on my feet like I was spring-loaded. It could wriggle under the fence in a few seconds, and no-one in their right mind wanted that thing anywhere near their face.
    The chihuahua made the mistake of attacking my uncle one day, and he reflexively booted it straight over the seven-foot fence between Grandma's house and the chihuahua's. Luckily, the chihuahua wasn't seriously injured. The adults were pretty upset anyway, but my cousins and I considered our uncle a bit of a hero, because the chihuahua never attacked any of us ever again. It lived to a ripe old age, but was only game to bark at us through the fence.

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 Рік тому +34

    I'd love to see you do more Labradors. I've just adopted a Lab mix and am waiting to see what the other bits are. I've had a Jack Russell with a sixteenth chihuahua (we didn't tell him), grew up with Terriers and had my son's dog for years who is a Rottie Shepherd cross. So a Labrador is a new experience.
    It is wonderful to have a dog again, I feel whole-- didn't realise how much I missed a canine presence.

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 Рік тому +5

      This week I am walking my neighbour's dog once a day, and she is a labrador mix too. Still not fully grown.
      Her reaction to a stranger entering the home would probably be: "Whooo, a new friend! Let me love you! Love you! Love you! ... Oh, let's look at pigeons and kill a sunflower together!"

    • @reginafallangie2867
      @reginafallangie2867 Рік тому +4

      I’d like to see him do more ACCURATE Labrador interpretations. He always makes them the bimbos of the dog world. Labs r a HIGHLY intelligent, super friendly, eager to please and easy to train. I do enjoy his videos overall, but as a parent of multiple labs over the years, I really take exception to his lab impersonations.

    • @sairhug
      @sairhug Рік тому

      "(we didn't tell him)" 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @shadow1150zz
      @shadow1150zz Рік тому +4

      They WILL eat everything that smells like or is small enough to be food. My Lab was very smart too, kept getting into stuff he wasn't supposed to.. He was 14 years old when we had to put him down. Stomach issues got him before the old age did... Broke my mom's brownie pan he did... The vet said Labs just don't die on their own, especially when they're loved like our Rocky was. So make sure your Lab doesn't go for anything small, and NEVER leave your food unattended for even a second! My little sister was sick one time, we had gotten Subway that day, she didn't even leave it unattended just set aside on a coffee table... That sandwich was G O N E, gone in a second. Speaking of coffee tables, one single wag of their tail and everything is knocked off. Labs are just something else bro

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Рік тому

      Got my 3rd dog almost a year ago today. Cried while she slept on my lap in her new blankie going home, because a few months before I'd had to put my second dog to sleep. She's a good girl, lab with some pit, and a total love lump.

  • @TH-kd1ju
    @TH-kd1ju Рік тому +16

    It's hilarious how the big guys are afraid of the little devils! My guy keeps big dogs he's had rotties ,labs and right now he has a 120 pound Catahoula leopard dog, his mom has a pack of bratty chihuahuas and his big dogs are always terrified of them! The only ones that haven't been afraid of the chihuahuas are my 2 dachshunds, they aren't afraid of anything!

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  • @metarcee2483
    @metarcee2483 Рік тому +1

    The Chihuahua is so accurate. My family has had Chihuahuas for years, and they *will* boss around dogs far larger than they are.

  • @bleachnbones7107
    @bleachnbones7107 Рік тому +5

    I remember one distinct episode of seeing a family friend's giant male German Shepherd being literally launched in the air multiple times by my cousin's staffy puppy. Little girl was and still is literally a hyperactive bundle of happiness and wouldn't hurt a fly, she was running after him trying to get him to play and every time she caught up you'd see him either being flung/jumping five meters away or rolling over in the grass surrendering. Size means nothing, it's all in the personality

  • @MaryMary-pr4iu
    @MaryMary-pr4iu Рік тому +9

    I have a 2 yr old Shepinois (half Shepherd/ half Belgium Malinois) and a Chihuahua ... those 2 are always going at each other 😂🐕❤️

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  • @robertennew
    @robertennew Рік тому +3

    My dog hears you speak in hushed tones about Chihuahua... laughs in Husky.

  • @denisetaylor8683
    @denisetaylor8683 Рік тому +4

    Man, I am a groomer of 23 years and you are so on point!

  • @EKimatH
    @EKimatH Рік тому +10

    Mals are so badass meanwhile my mal mutt is having separation anxiety every time he drops his squeaky toy chicken off the balcony and I have to go get it back for him

    • @torigirl-resetmylifestyle
      @torigirl-resetmylifestyle Рік тому +2

      OMG is he dropping it or is he fascinated, watching it fall to the ground? My Mal plays with her toys on the edge of the bed purposely so she can nudge it off and watch it fall. 😂

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  • @gaylemaddux760
    @gaylemaddux760 Рік тому +3

    You are so accurate! I’ve had soooooooooo many types of dogs and you are spot on. My first dog was a pit bull and I was only 4 years old. I’m 68 now and I have a CHIHUAHUA! Lil’ bad ass too!😅

  • @Phoenix73377
    @Phoenix73377 Рік тому +2

    Sophia(Lab/Pointer/Great Dane), raised my "napoleon complex" Sugar(Maltese/Chihuahua), in this scenario, I think that it is a bit different, only because Sophia was 160+ pounds and when I brought Sugar home, She was only 4 weeks old. I rescued both of them(different times of life if course). Sophia taught Sugar how to be bold and not bullied.

  • @Selebus
    @Selebus Рік тому +7

    I need a Love-button for your videos, they're so good 😍❤

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  • @rosanaaramayo4831
    @rosanaaramayo4831 Рік тому +2

    This guy is too much! 😂 love your dog videos.

  • @a_921
    @a_921 Рік тому +7

    Seems accurate. The smaller the dog, the more aggressive. The larger ones are more like "Meh, I know I CAN take you down if I want to so why don't we just hang out so you can give me belly rubs?"

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 Рік тому

      MY pomeranian always scts like she has something to prove.

    • @eddavanleemputten9232
      @eddavanleemputten9232 Рік тому +1

      Smaller dogs usually are more aggressive because very, VERY few owners ever take the time to properly socialise them. When a small breed puppy snarls, barks or growls people will often laugh, think it’s cute and coo “Aaaaaw, (s)he’s soooooo brave!”… and then pet the little rascal. Or they will pet it to reassure it because they can see it’s scared.
      My take on it: DON’T DO THIS.
      A small breed dog still is a dog. Of it barks at the front end and has a tail that wags at the back end, it’s a DOG. Dogs need to be socialised, preferably get some obedience training, and learn to behave.
      I own an Amstaff and a Chihuahua. Both have been raised identically. That means when we tell them “no”, they’d better realise it’s “no”. When told a visitor is accepted, they need to pipe down and be nice. No fighting allowed either.
      Result: our Chi is constantly being called “atypical”. She’s not. She still is a prima donna who thinks the world revolves around her. If another dog would get it into his head to try and attack my Amstaff she’d be right there to defend him (end the other way around), same for our cat. When a human gets aggressive towards us she’ll get protective just like the Amstaff (stance and growl). When told visitors are welcome she (and the Amstaff) turn into the snugglebutts they are.
      My sister is a vet. Her experience is identical. Well-socialised small dogs are a delight, just like big ones. Unsocialised ones are little psychopaths.
      The only thing we’d both completely agree on is that most small dogs are absolutely unaware of just how small they are. As a result they are very, VERY brave and don’t feel the need to back down when they might better do so for their own safety. Conversely, bog dogs seem to be quite unaware of the comparative size difference. Either that, or they realise that small teeth can hurt pretty badly too.

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 Рік тому +1

      @@eddavanleemputten9232 I Have no idea how my dog was socialized as a puppy, I got her at age 3 1/2 and all I know she was being rehomed for not getting along with 2 border collies and she will bark her head off at any dog she sees on her walks, but that is why I keep her on a short leash.

    • @eddavanleemputten9232
      @eddavanleemputten9232 Рік тому

      @@ivorynk752 - Oh the poor darling! Bless you for taking her on! If you want that behaviour to subside, you could always consider asking a dog behaviourist. Often just one or two sessions can provide you with the tools to drastically improve this. She might have been severely bullied by those border collies (BCs that aren’t properly worked to burn off their energy can become quite psychotic) and who knows what else happened to her… I’m glad she found her forever home and is now leading a better life though.

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  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Рік тому +2

    Just found this channel yesterday and subscribed. This guy (don't know his name yet) got great acting skills, the german shepherd's expression at the mention of the chihuahuas got me LoLoLoL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He only got 100+K subscribers right now, but I'm pretty sure it will touch a million in no time if he keeps his pace.

  • @marykaysmith1020
    @marykaysmith1020 Рік тому +6

    These videos make my day.

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  • @TsukabuNosoratori2
    @TsukabuNosoratori2 Місяць тому +1

    A Golden Retriever would befriend the Chihuahua. That’s how good they are. Chihuahua is the trembling ball of psychotic rage, Golden Retriever’s the most dangerous friend maker ever.

  • @applefortynine8207
    @applefortynine8207 Рік тому +28

    Awesome as always! Many of of would love to know what the breeds are saying or how they are reacting while getting groomed!

    • @eddavanleemputten9232
      @eddavanleemputten9232 Рік тому

      Ooooh yes! I’d love to see that!

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  • @kristenkaz3080
    @kristenkaz3080 Рік тому

    My GSD feels his enemy is my Hoover. And he promptly leaves the room to let me deal with it. Thanks Gully. You’re a lifesaver.

  • @Phaedra69
    @Phaedra69 Рік тому +5

    Belgian Malinios giving Dwight Shrute vibes

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  • @the95mr2
    @the95mr2 Рік тому

    I have a Chihuahua and she's not mean at all she's actually one of the sweetest dogs I've met.

  • @themusicgaragetmg2330
    @themusicgaragetmg2330 11 місяців тому

    You have no idea how true that statement is.... We had a pack of GSD(4) as I was growing up and the lone chihuahua was the princess of the pack... they all doted on her and guarded her, she was the CHOSEN ONE...lol!

  • @myentertainmentmypuppies8865
    @myentertainmentmypuppies8865 Рік тому +4

    German Shepherd is like all disciplines and chihuahua is just like illiterate no training street gangster who everyone tries to avoid.

  • @sarmajere2866
    @sarmajere2866 Рік тому +1

    There’s a family legend about the chihuahua my grandma owned in the 70’s. Apparently “Baby” wandered into her yard one day, and she decided to keep him. By all accounts, he was terrifying. The model that came after was pretty fat and lazy, but I feel like that is super rare.

  • @jelt110
    @jelt110 4 місяці тому +3

    Akita: "Training? TRAINING??? We are the _Akitas_... we don't need no stinking 'training'.... "

  • @carlavanderwalt-fi4vo
    @carlavanderwalt-fi4vo Місяць тому +1

    I have a german shepard and a belgian malinois... This is too good, 100% the way I imagine them doing recon talk, personality down to a T...😂

  • @manycatz3746
    @manycatz3746 Рік тому

    OMG....I laughed out loud for sure. The Chosen One 🤣😂 The Chihuahua

  • @dawnieangel76
    @dawnieangel76 Рік тому

    We had an Eskimo for a while before bringing home a rescue Chiweenie, both male. Amazingly, they got along perfectly. When our Eskimo passed, our Chiweenie is king of the house & fully believes he's the same size his brother was & bays like a coonhound rather than screeching out yipes.

  • @coloradowebnerd
    @coloradowebnerd Рік тому +19

    More German Shepherd content please! I love it. Thank you so much.

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  • @katecrosby7890
    @katecrosby7890 Рік тому +1

    As an owner of a German Shepherd and a young Belgian malinois, you make me laugh so damn much

  • @hermionelovegood6899
    @hermionelovegood6899 Рік тому +22

    Love your videos! Could you make one with a Bouvier? They’re amazing and have so much personality

    • @youdeservethis
      @youdeservethis Рік тому +2

      YAY! My parents have Bouvs! You are right. They are characters.

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  • @heh.wantsomewine
    @heh.wantsomewine Рік тому

    guard dogs are absolutely the best! I love them with the bottom of my soul 🥰

  • @violetstarrlight
    @violetstarrlight Рік тому +11

    Awesome video like always! Thank you for brightening my day 😊

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  • @elianavarro3793
    @elianavarro3793 Рік тому

    You are the one!! My favorite program and fan!!! Thanks for be so creative, intelligent and amusing. Am 70 years old but still learning!!!

  • @fahadalghamdi9316
    @fahadalghamdi9316 Рік тому +1

    Dog breeds recognized that fighting a chihuahua is like fighting a crazy person, even if you win you still lose.

  • @reesebradford5400
    @reesebradford5400 Рік тому +15

    I love your videos! This has made my day! Can you add miniature schnauzers to your videos? I have one and he is the cutest and feisty little thing!

    • @sairhug
      @sairhug Рік тому

      I don't know about anyone else, but I assumed the "Chosen One" line was directed to the Mal, for having the balls to clash with a Chihuahua?

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  • @axelruch6840
    @axelruch6840 Рік тому

    Seine Videos und vor allem die Shorts finde ich sowieso klasse. Aber noch nie habe ich bei einem UA-cam-Video so gelacht. "Chihuahua - The Chosen One!". Einfach köstlich.

  • @carolanett7762
    @carolanett7762 Рік тому +8

    Just hilarious. You make me wish I could have a dog

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  • @marinemlle4257
    @marinemlle4257 8 місяців тому

    I love dogs and now I also love your videos. Thank you for the subtitles it's more confortable for me.
    From Paris

  • @lululee1653
    @lululee1653 Рік тому +1

    As the mother of 3 chihuahuas I can’t stop laughing 😂😂

  • @Shamiterrific
    @Shamiterrific Рік тому +4

    My dog is a gentle giant, however he doesn't get along well with other dogs. Once we were walking him and the neighbour came out with his chihuahua and wanted to chat. Our dog did well trying to ignore the dog until he decided he'd had enough and picked it with his mouth and threw it 😳

  • @juliettemilne
    @juliettemilne Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup, I agree, chihuahua.... the little devil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Austin1723
    @Austin1723 Рік тому +1

    It's always the little ankle biters out for your soul 😂😂

  • @imahalucination1506
    @imahalucination1506 Рік тому

    I have a Belgian malinois but shes such an extrovert that she gets excited whenever we have someone over. She'll probably 360 roundhouse tackle anyone with love and affection.

  • @shobhnakaushik5811
    @shobhnakaushik5811 Рік тому +5

    Absolutely amazing man✨

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  • @Edgeofthornes
    @Edgeofthornes Рік тому

    Need a chihuahua robber one. Robber comes in, sees a chi show little teeth and he smirks then he sees the chi smirk back, “ let’s me introduce you to my little friends” camera turns back to see a dozen chihuahuas with psychopathic smiles with LOTS of those little teeth

  • @icecl0ud
    @icecl0ud 2 місяці тому +1

    My 20lb pitbull-chihuahua mix scares other dogs with how much she wants to play.

  • @ttaylor8239
    @ttaylor8239 Рік тому +1

    So as a repeat owner of Doberman's the one thing that you were missing in this is that when you ask somebody's response to hearing a strange noise. The Dobermans will ALWAYS say you "BARK!!! You BARK, and then you KEEP BARKING, and then you BARK some more because you HAVE to alert the ENTIRE neighborhood and multiple neighborhoods away because that's what Dobermans do." I paid top notch for the best dog trainer in town who also does the cop dogs and what did he say to me, "I CAN'T train out the BARKING. It's a DOBERMAN thing." I'm sure somebody's better at it than me, but after having multiple Dobermans there's a reason why some people want you to cut their vocal cords which I REFUSE to do. That being stated they NEVER stop barking if they hear somebody come to their own house 5 houses down, they are the town gazette. They will tell EVERYBODY from here to Timbuktu exactly what they heard. Apparently they have a higher decibel per volume ratio on their bark then almost any other dog. It's worse than a jackhammer quite literally and in some reports worse than a rock concert per decibel. I'm not actually kidding. It might be why I'm mostly deaf at this point. 😉

  • @TheSkiingDragon
    @TheSkiingDragon Рік тому +1

    As a Chihuahua lover, I see this as an absolute win

  • @leyberld
    @leyberld 8 місяців тому

    I love the chihuahua jokes, I have one and you cannot be more accurate!

  • @CeruleanTalon
    @CeruleanTalon 11 місяців тому

    You are SO spot on with your dog impressions!

  • @tipofmitt
    @tipofmitt Рік тому

    We just rescued a Shep a few days ago. Already very protective of Ma.

  • @mrsteadog1313
    @mrsteadog1313 Рік тому

    My chihuahua is an absolute beast. My pomchi, even more of a lunatic, but the chihuahua keeps her in check... and they are afraid of nothing. I could see them scaring a Maligator.

  • @nvs514
    @nvs514 10 місяців тому

    Chihuahua = ultimate evil villain as canon on this channel is everything. 😂

  • @jamberstone1
    @jamberstone1 Рік тому +1

    as a former chihuahua companion, i love this so much

  • @szylaj
    @szylaj Рік тому +4

    360 chiuaua over the fence

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  • @Morcyo
    @Morcyo Рік тому

    The Pyrenees refusing to guard anything but it's people is super on brand 😂

  • @garrettmorano3038
    @garrettmorano3038 Рік тому

    My German Shepherd has 0 fear of Small dogs. Its hilarious when Chihuahuas bark at him. He sticks his head down to them, and the Chihuahua realizes that his head is as big as their entire body and they slink away.

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso Рік тому +1

    Accurate. My Pitbulls clear the room when my Chihuahuas enter.

  • @marinera6764
    @marinera6764 6 місяців тому

    "Belgian malinois: the chihuahua
    German shepherd: the chosen one!" 😂😂😂

  • @walkerdufault
    @walkerdufault Рік тому +1

    Every dog on the block stops and waits when my chihuahuas walk by

  • @Gracie_May74
    @Gracie_May74 5 місяців тому

    I have three dogs. Two chuggles ( chihuahua, pug, and beagle mix.) And a mini chihuahua. Jack the little 3 lbs is certainly the boss! He's very protective of me. He looks like Yoda!! Lol

  • @emilythomas1876
    @emilythomas1876 Рік тому

    big dogs being terrified of chihuahuas is accurate. I have an aussie retriever and she still whimpers and runs to me every time my two chihuahuas get mad at her

  • @PHelsing
    @PHelsing Рік тому +8

    Ok....i haven't laughed like this in a while 😂😂good job

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  • @PotterYouRotter7
    @PotterYouRotter7 Рік тому

    My German Shepherd is hilarious and thinks Chihuahuas are barely even there. Snarling and snapping at her face through a fence and she just sniffs it like, aww it's little

  • @xekis
    @xekis 4 місяці тому

    I remember once in high school I was walking my German Shepherd through the neighborhood. A woman comes out her front door as we were walking by and a little yapping chihuahua zooms out barking its head off. My boy just lowered his head slightly and gave it the stick eye.
    Never saw a tiny dog jump so high. That little dog cleared the ground all the way up the owner's chest with a shrill shriek. The owner laughed a little bit and told her chihuahua that it couldn't take a dog that big.

  • @mkazi7849
    @mkazi7849 Рік тому

    I had a Rottweiler, and he never barked to scare somebody. When he want to scare somebody he starts to growl, very deep. He barked only when he calls for my parents. And one time he tried to commit a secret murder while almost everyone were away. The intruder sneaked into our loan and Lucky (my dog’s name) spotted him right away. But he didn’t started barking or growling. He silently followed him, waited until he went deeper inside the house and secured the escape route. After burglar looked around the living room he turned and then like a batman in the night, Lucky appeared in front of the burglar. I have a feeling that at this moment Doom music started to kick in, and shortly after Lucky sprinted at him. Luckily for burglar, there was enough staff around for burglar to put in front of Lucky. Unlucky for Lucky they still made a lot of sound. Dad was the only who was home, he woke up, run down to find what’s happened. The dog was ok, and excited, burglar a little bit harmed and scared. He called the police and pulled Lucky away from the burglar but close enough for Lucky to tackle him. This is how we found out that our favorite, always friendly and playful doggo is a blood thirsty genius maniac. Loved him, RIP