“No don’t fuckin tell your wife, I gotta deal with my wife, now I also gotta deal with your wife” 😂 pretty sure Leo’s laugh was spontaneous in this one 😂
" I tell you what, you show me a pay stub with $72,000 on it and I quit my job right now and I'll work for you" Love that he made it seem like he'd be doin jordan a favor, right then and there without knowing eachother, he sold himself, Jordan knew he had the sales knack.
For real. That's the only reason Jordan took him on. He sold himself making Jordan realize that this man tried to make Jordan think Jordan needed him and not the other way around. It's genius
The look on donnie's face when he say "...it would be me, out of respect," is so funny looking. I don't know what to even call it, it's just hilarious. And so is the rest of this scene.
It’s the fact that saying “out of respect” at the end somehow makes him think its ok lol. “If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me… out of respect.”
I like how respectful Jordan is being to Donnie despite Donnie coming on strong to him and despite how much money he’s making , he’s treating Donnie as a equal
Yeah a lot of people miss that subtlety of his journey at the beginning of the movie but it’s made clear that before Stratton and meeting his first mentor (played by McConaughey) he had a good marriage with a loving wife who supported him regardless of money problems and he came off as a humble guy looking to do well in life, but of course once Stratton happens it’s not just the money that changed him but the power of having created an Empire which gives many a god complex but anyway as we all know the moral is greed and excess corrupts the soul, even good people who once had good intentions.
yea its really sad that even today stuff like that isn’t actually helpful and more like a prison than a place where people can live happily with the help they need
@@dmdudes2 r*tards are dangerous to normal ppl outside of prisons, normal and productive ppl keep society afloat, they get to choose who stays in n who gets thrown out
Sometimes you can't take care of them. You don't have the means or time to give them all the support they need. I don't think it's wrong to put them in a facility that can. Provided you check they're treating them well.
I like how when he started explaining "her father is...", I thought it was going to be a distant cousin with a complex family tree explanation, but he just ended with "the brother of my mom."
10 years? What the fuck, i remember that day like was yesterday when i was sitting in my couch watching this movie, thinking that was like 10 years ago is wild
“I’ll tell you what, you show me a paystub for $72,000 I quit my job right now and I work for you……hey Paulie what’s up? Yeah everything’s fine, hey listen I quit.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah but that's what they did back then. My uncle has downsyndrome the youngest of 7. It was common practice to place them in institutions the family did all 6 kids chipped in to raise him. Taught him to count with playing cards. He now lives in a community which is the normal thing these days. He's. Real lady's man.
This movie is absolutely hilarious lol and Leonard is hands down one of the best actors lol this man is a legend in every movie he plays in! 100% believe able the characters he plays
When Dicaprio was a young actor struggling to get noticed, his first agent told him his name sounded too foreign, and told him to change his name to Lenny Williams to appeal to American audiences lmfao
Jonah Hill is such a good actor that at 0:54 he made his voice into two separate line readings played over the top of each other. Not everyone can do that.
The cut that happens after 0:24 is pretty jarring too. Jonah is muttering something and begins talking over himself for half a second in the next shot.
I feel like for a short period of time they were just fucking with Leo cause he was making hit after hit and almost getting the oscar, but losing right at the end.
Pretty accurate..the first time smoking crack is the best. You think "why didn't I do this sooner?" Then it's all downhill and can never replicate the high
Just using one time can rewire the brain for the worse too. But yeah, every hard drug like meth, speed, heroin, etc. Everyone says it’s never as good as the first time but you will crave more. And those all damage the brain permanently too.
The ridiculous appearance is a ruse, it serves as a distraction from Donnie's incredibly aggressive sales tactics. By standing over Jordan rather than sitting down, trapping him in the booth, interrupting his meal, and blatantly ignoring conventions of polite conversation (I.e. disregarding Jordan's silent cues that he wants to be left alone and insistently pressuring him to reveal personal info) Donnie puts himself in the most dominant position possible so that when he makes his pitch Jordan will be more inclined to value the product, in this case Donnie.
@@tylergnosis2581 well the movie is based off Jordan’s book so it’s his side of the story of course he’s going to agree with it. The guys a liar and cheat so we don’t know how much we can test him.
there's something about the crack scene that gets me every time, it's like you can see the depravity take hold of jordan after he exhales all while complemented by the light jazz in the background, this movie has a feeling to it that no filmmaker will ever come close to duplicating
this film was the first time i had ever seen jonah hill act in something and his character was so bat shit crazy that i was kinda scared of jonah himself but after watching him in superbad and war dogs ive come to really like and respect him. he seems like a really funny and nice dude, amazing actor too goddamn
oh and i really enjoyed the film mid90s and was so surpised when i found out he directed and wrote it cause i didn't know who he was initially. mad props to him
Brilliant acting and just a hoot 🦉 of a movie. I can’t get enough I just keep watching these priceless scenes. Always will be a favorite movie for me!!
Working a dead in retail job for years 🙃 Seen a couple guys from time walking in knowing their bills are payed. Watching people over and over living how u want to live I finally got out of my comfort zone which was retail and now .... let's just say life financially is a lot better. This scene with Donnie meeting Jordan is real lol
I need to rewatch this film at some point. I saw it many years ago, when it released. Can't remember much about it, but I remember it being crazy yet true.
I worked in healthcare for 17 years. Emt, Paramedic, fire fighter, then radiology, and cardiology. A retinal detachment took me out of the surgery game. A friend of mine turned me on to her business, where she's pulling in more money than I was and working a fraction of my work load. I couldn't believe it. But she proved it to me. I shadowed her. I had one of these Wolf of Wallstreet moments and she showed me the money. I hit the breaks on my healthcare career and I'm pursuing this new course full speed with her mentoring me. I'm like Donnie without the crack or cousin shagging
“Yeah, no. Her father is… the brother of my mom.” 😂😂😂 this movie will always be in my top 5
I can't believe I missed that the first time around. yeah bro, that's just called your uncle, and your cousin lmaoo
This is my favorite movie 💯… I love the scene where the lemmons he took kicked in and had to drive home high asf lmao
Its not like that
Yeah the best dark comedy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it's very entertaining
yea
"And he *DID* quit his job."
Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wrg
😂...don't fukin tell Susan it's none of her business!
wrrr
Funny as hell! 😂😂😂
I quit over the phone and seen people quit over in text message
"Her father is the brother of my mom".
Perfect fuckin save.👍
Almost thought he married his first cousin, that'd be so awkward
Sauve
@@AMabud-lv7hy Umm he did...her father is his uncle. That is first cousins.
@@michaelharris9993 wooosh
@@DerKommissar86 seriously it went over your head to... i belive another woosh is in order
" Ya everything's fine " and then immediately says " Hey listen I quit " . Hilarious😂😂
“No don’t fuckin tell your wife, I gotta deal with my wife, now I also gotta deal with your wife” 😂 pretty sure Leo’s laugh was spontaneous in this one 😂
I love how he literally hired himself.
That’s how you know he was a great salesman
Smartest decision I have ever seen a character make.
Yup. Crack was the best decision I’ve ever made
facts.
@@ianmillerdevilsfan1223 well, money is objective where morals aren't
@@ProEray money is far from objective
@@PilliamWilliam is objective. Fact
Leo hasn't had that much chemistry with a co-star since he was floating on a door raft in the North Atlantic.
This fucking chemistry was made in heaven...they are incredible together!!! F the raft!
Jonah is great in most scenes 👏
Floating on a door 🤣🤣
Or flying on Pan-Am with forged checks… all while engaged to Amy Adams?
Respect
" I tell you what, you show me a pay stub with $72,000 on it and I quit my job right now and I'll work for you"
Love that he made it seem like he'd be doin jordan a favor, right then and there without knowing eachother, he sold himself, Jordan knew he had the sales knack.
Damn that's an awesome way to look at it
For real. That's the only reason Jordan took him on. He sold himself making Jordan realize that this man tried to make Jordan think Jordan needed him and not the other way around. It's genius
Whaaaat?!?!?! i just thought he seemed desperatr
@@Elimbi1 that’s how you do sales buddy
@@Elimbi1 a desperate person can man a great salesman
"out of respect" LOL
😂😂😂
I love the expression on his face at 2:56 when he's explaining this, like he's the normal one and Jordan the weird one who doesn't get it
@@giuliaiglesias5018 Lmaooo
@@giuliaiglesias5018 😂😂💀💀
That was surely a nod to Scorsese's Goodfellas.
"Your free now. Run free." Lmao!
I like how he says he’d take them to an institution if they came out retarded like that was an acceptable solution. 😂😂😂
Been looking for this comment.
Not gonna lie. Leo and Jonah should do more comedies together.
They're gonna be in Adam McKay's new movie coming out next month
@@alexnavas2802 That movie sucked unfortunately (Don't Look Up).
@@sinatra222 I enjoyed it
@@sinatra222 I enjoyed it too
@@sinatra222 According to pretentious film reviewers.
when you are confident af, you interview the employer.
Exactly my man!
Interviews are a two way street!!
Watching this masterpiece in a full crowded cinema was a lifetime experience. That fucking hall was shaking from laughter.
dude, i can only imagine lol.
Oh man. I remember it so well. I was happy I saw this in a theatre. I’ve seen it like 10X since.
damn i was 7 when this movie came out musta be nice
How'd the people react to all the other crazy shit that happened?
I really wish I saw it in theaters
I honestly think this is one of the greatest movies of all time. Every scene is perfect.
Like Bill Burr said about Goodfellas, every scene is a fuckin closah!
Agree
jonah hill’s accent might be the best thing i’ve ever heard
Queens Jewish guy trying to pass off as a Manhattan WASP
Fr his raspy voice honestly sounds so unique compared to other actors.
The look on donnie's face when he say "...it would be me, out of respect," is so funny looking. I don't know what to even call it, it's just hilarious. And so is the rest of this scene.
It’s the fact that saying “out of respect” at the end somehow makes him think its ok lol.
“If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me… out of respect.”
Best part is when they first met he described his wife as ugly 😂
And it was his own cousin 🤣
@@scottanno8861 “Her father is…the brother of my Mom.” 😂
@@andrewburgemeister6684 yeah yeah we all watched the video.
Well Jews technically all are 😂
I like how respectful Jordan is being to Donnie despite Donnie coming on strong to him and despite how much money he’s making , he’s treating Donnie as a equal
New Yorkers
Before making Stratton he was a lot humbler and mild mannered
Yeah a lot of people miss that subtlety of his journey at the beginning of the movie but it’s made clear that before Stratton and meeting his first mentor (played by McConaughey) he had a good marriage with a loving wife who supported him regardless of money problems and he came off as a humble guy looking to do well in life, but of course once Stratton happens it’s not just the money that changed him but the power of having created an Empire which gives many a god complex but anyway as we all know the moral is greed and excess corrupts the soul, even good people who once had good intentions.
“Smoke some crack with me bro.” He made it sound like jordan was the weirdo, such a good movie.
I love how his version of what he’d actually do with the kid isn’t really better 😂😂
fuckin hilarious “take it to an institution” 🤣🤣
yea its really sad that even today stuff like that isn’t actually helpful and more like a prison than a place where people can live happily with the help they need
@@dmdudes2 r*tards are dangerous to normal ppl outside of prisons, normal and productive ppl keep society afloat, they get to choose who stays in n who gets thrown out
Sometimes you can't take care of them. You don't have the means or time to give them all the support they need. I don't think it's wrong to put them in a facility that can. Provided you check they're treating them well.
I like how when he started explaining "her father is...", I thought it was going to be a distant cousin with a complex family tree explanation, but he just ended with "the brother of my mom."
4:57 Leo’s facial reaction is comedic gold
Leo used to be a coke head back when he was younger...he probably did crack rock before
@@hellokitty7654321lol
And helloooooo😊
2:51 Jonah Hill's facial expression during this sentence is one of the most underrated parts of this movie
Gold😂😂😂
"Out of respect"
Jordan: "no, I get it, ya, ya."
Almost ten years old! This movie is timeless
All time classic
10 years? What the fuck, i remember that day like was yesterday when i was sitting in my couch watching this movie, thinking that was like 10 years ago is wild
Holy shit almost 10 years?!
“I’ll tell you what, you show me a paystub for $72,000 I quit my job right now and I work for you……hey Paulie what’s up? Yeah everything’s fine, hey listen I quit.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly though who tf just carries around their most recent pay stub?
“Nah don’t fuckin tell Susan it’s none of her business”
@@mewtationnation3554😂😂😂😂
"....it's gonna be me, out of respect."
“You’re free now…run free” then the actual thing he’d do isn’t much better “take it to an institution” this is the funniest and messed up shit ever😭😂😂
Yeah but that's what they did back then. My uncle has downsyndrome the youngest of 7. It was common practice to place them in institutions the family did all 6 kids chipped in to raise him. Taught him to count with playing cards. He now lives in a community which is the normal thing these days. He's. Real lady's man.
This movie is absolutely hilarious lol and Leonard is hands down one of the best actors lol this man is a legend in every movie he plays in! 100% believe able the characters he plays
Leonard. Hahahahahahaha!!!!
When Dicaprio was a young actor struggling to get noticed, his first agent told him his name sounded too foreign, and told him to change his name to Lenny Williams to appeal to American audiences lmfao
“You’re free now” 😭😭 the best scene from this movie, and there are plenty!!!
Funny as fuck made my comment then scroll down to see yours 😂
The whole movie is the best scene
I love that Donnie’s actually excited to smoke crack
One of the worst drugs there is. Even one use of it can permanently rewire the brain for the worse.
Probably before the stereotype of being a tweaker happened
The on screen chemistry between these two is really incredible
I laughed my ass off when Donnie mentions susan and starts an argument about his wife 😂
But his wife's name in the movie is Hildy. Why Susan here?
@@ninalangle944 Susan was Donne's wife.
Hustled his way into a job, a multi million dollar job
Jonah Hill is such a good actor that at 0:54 he made his voice into two separate line readings played over the top of each other. Not everyone can do that.
Lets not forget to mention Leo being able to speak very perfectly while closing his mouth at 1:06
The editing in this film is fucking atrocious
I've never noticed that before, that's some pretty bad editing, why leave that in? Also Leo speaks without moving his mouth a few seconds later.
The cut that happens after 0:24 is pretty jarring too. Jonah is muttering something and begins talking over himself for half a second in the next shot.
Also there’s like 30 continuity issues in the first scene with the direction of Leo’s head. Always bugs me
How did Dicaprio not get an Oscar for this film??
Yeah I also think
Mat McConaughey beat him with Dallas Buyers Club. Definitely recommend it, shit was outta this world
The Oscars hate Italians. Martin Scorsese, Leo, Al Pacino, and many more Italian Americans were snubbed for a long time because the Oscars hate them.
I feel like for a short period of time they were just fucking with Leo cause he was making hit after hit and almost getting the oscar, but losing right at the end.
Because hes just being decaprio in this movie. This movie is great but its not ground breaking lol.
Came from Slappers Only to rewatch this again
Lol all their Wolf of Wall Street remakes are great
I bet Leo cracked up multiple times filming this scene
Pretty accurate..the first time smoking crack is the best. You think "why didn't I do this sooner?" Then it's all downhill and can never replicate the high
damn ..
Just using one time can rewire the brain for the worse too. But yeah, every hard drug like meth, speed, heroin, etc. Everyone says it’s never as good as the first time but you will crave more. And those all damage the brain permanently too.
The ridiculous appearance is a ruse, it serves as a distraction from Donnie's incredibly aggressive sales tactics.
By standing over Jordan rather than sitting down, trapping him in the booth, interrupting his meal, and blatantly ignoring conventions of polite conversation (I.e. disregarding Jordan's silent cues that he wants to be left alone and insistently pressuring him to reveal personal info) Donnie puts himself in the most dominant position possible so that when he makes his pitch Jordan will be more inclined to value the product, in this case Donnie.
Sometimes a cigar is a cigar.
This movies definitelly stood the test of time, better than any movie in last 20 years.
@2:56 "out of respect" 🤣
“We have to run! Run! Like we some fucking lions, and tigers, and bears!” 😂😂😂😂 grade A
That part had me laughing crazy
I don’t know if it’s true but this movie really made it seem like Donnie was the terrible influence behind all of Jordan’s actions.
Jordan went on record this scene is true
@@tylergnosis2581 well the movie is based off Jordan’s book so it’s his side of the story of course he’s going to agree with it. The guys a liar and cheat so we don’t know how much we can test him.
@@amitpalbains9361 funny thing is, knowing that fact. It makes the movie 10x more better lmao
When you’re rich you’re always gonna have bad influences surrounding you. If it wasn’t Donnie it was gonna be someone else
he's a fictional character en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Porush
there's something about the crack scene that gets me every time, it's like you can see the depravity take hold of jordan after he exhales all while complemented by the light jazz in the background, this movie has a feeling to it that no filmmaker will ever come close to duplicating
jonah hill is a world-class actor. dude deserves waaaaay more recognition.
this film was the first time i had ever seen jonah hill act in something and his character was so bat shit crazy that i was kinda scared of jonah himself but after watching him in superbad and war dogs ive come to really like and respect him. he seems like a really funny and nice dude, amazing actor too goddamn
oh and i really enjoyed the film mid90s and was so surpised when i found out he directed and wrote it cause i didn't know who he was initially. mad props to him
You should watch war dogs, great and badass performance from Jonah
Watch Moneyball with him and Brad Pitt. He was nominated for an Oscar for his performance.
i watched him in superbad first
"Yeah,it is wrapped up".
“If someone’s gonna f#%! cousin, it’s gonna be me” 😂😂😂 I lost it at that part
lol the crack part cracks me up, he’s gripping that crack pipe like his life depends on it 😂😂😂
thats how it be
@@KasinaMedeis lmao it really do be like that tho
Whoever wrote that scene has experienced a night of crack
@@kingdingaling413 🤣🤣🤣
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GREAT SCENE.
This WHOLE MOVIE is a great scene
0:56 hysterical that you can hear another voice over Donnie’s saying “fuq atta here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The origin of "Hey man, i love your car. What do you do for a living?".
The chemistry between these two early on in the film is epic! :D
Brilliant acting and just a hoot 🦉 of a movie. I can’t get enough I just keep watching these priceless scenes. Always will be a favorite movie for me!!
Man, this movie always cracks me up. It's freaking wild. 😆
"outta respect " 😂🤧
“Don’t Fuckin tell Susan, it’s none of her business!” That line gets me every time!😂😂
"Smoke crack with me bro"
The way Leo's face just changes to a tweaker face is hilarious. Next level lol.
Jonah never ceases to amaze me, so talented.
The way he says "get the fuck out of here" always makes me laugh like hell.
This movie was ahead of it's time
It's a true story
I laughed so hard at this scene when I first saw it
"I used the cousin thing as like an in." LOL.
Working a dead in retail job for years 🙃 Seen a couple guys from time walking in knowing their bills are payed. Watching people over and over living how u want to live I finally got out of my comfort zone which was retail and now .... let's just say life financially is a lot better. This scene with Donnie meeting Jordan is real lol
What ur doing now
@@substantialleague939 Bussin tables
@@substantialleague939 hitman lol
@@jaysonb.6669😂😂😂😂😂
Dude sold it. No matter the weird stuff, dude had talent.
Life-changing moment right here.
These two acting together is a fantastic mix
Dude when he hits the crack… I swear dude. That’s the best acting I’ve ever seen.
Jonah hill doesn’t get enough credit for being a PHENOMENAL actor
These two together are alchemy
“Fuckin smoke crack with me bro” 10/10 recommend if you’re a family man
The 1 dislike was Donnie Azoff
Yo these scenes have only gotten better with time
Jonah Hill’s voice is so unique! The raspiness
"You make alot of money?" Lmfao
I busted out laughing when he asked him if he made a lot of money.
@@Stalkerx13 lol it was the look for me
Best acting duo ever
The acting is just great 👍
3:10 "but theres a big chance right?..the whole" lolol i love how he says that line
The crack laugh gets me every time.
I need to rewatch this film at some point. I saw it many years ago, when it released. Can't remember much about it, but I remember it being crazy yet true.
I worked in healthcare for 17 years. Emt, Paramedic, fire fighter, then radiology, and cardiology. A retinal detachment took me out of the surgery game. A friend of mine turned me on to her business, where she's pulling in more money than I was and working a fraction of my work load. I couldn't believe it. But she proved it to me. I shadowed her. I had one of these Wolf of Wallstreet moments and she showed me the money. I hit the breaks on my healthcare career and I'm pursuing this new course full speed with her mentoring me. I'm like Donnie without the crack or cousin shagging
God damn these two have good chemistry on camera
“Run free now” hilarious and terrible 😂
Martin Scorcese knows pacing like no other director, man. He gets right to what's important
this acting is so good
One of the best movie scenes ever
This is one of the greatest movies of all time .Leonardo is right in his element playing the degenerative stock broker .
Leo was incredible in this movie... one of my favorite movies of all time
"Lets run, We gotta get outta here buddy, let's run like we're Tigers and bears, and lions"😤😲
Movie was incredible!!!!
Its a crime Leo didn't win an Oscar for this role.
The music in the background during the bar conversation scene really adds to the weirdness 😆
Jonah Hill earned his money in this movie. Which I hope was substantial.
he was only paid like ten grand because he wanted to work with scorsese
@@carbonfiberpizza5739 Shit, really? That's terrible
@@LOLERXP 60k actually, that’s the minimum you could get paid
This movie is golden.
When I saw this movie, I felt like this was a whole different Jonah Hill acting that I never seen.
"It's not like that "🤣
That phone call was total passive aggressive laugh out loud =)
So what do you do bro? Straight to the point, I love it...
Very Beautiful 🖤🖤
Jonah hill’s eyes at the end when he starts getting grabbed 😂 I cant