My Daddy told me - after 33 years as an Army Officer - 3 wars, that he admits to, when I told him I was going to embark on a military career like him, he gave me his best advice : "Son, don't be the best, don't be the worst, be the guy in the middle whose name they can't remember."
@@laakona8381 82-90, only works if you really are in the middle. Otherwise, the worst will both piss you off and get promoted over you. As for the best, get in line. If you can't handle this, join the boy scouts or become a catholic priest. They are always looking for a few good men.... That's my advise these days.
soo... a guy they can't remember... seems like advice from a ghost on how to become one... You're dad maybe in too deep he seems just like a normal career officer... hmmm :D
Why did I not know about this channel before? Funny beyond belief. My husband was in the Army. That beautiful man of mine (God rest his sweet soul) could and did fall asleep anywhere. He told me he learned it in the Army. He also flat out refused to stand in line and wait for anything. He'd be walking back to the car talking under his breath..."I did enough waiting in lines for days in the Army, not doing that ever again." You learn to do things like go to your favorite restaurant at 4pm, buying movie or concert tix on the phone...etc. I miss him every moment of every day. Great fun here. J in Oregon
Jannetta Tibbs That's so genuine... (Speaking as a young adult man here) Where do they hide the good women like you these days? It seems that everyone my age is a selfish user who views commitment as archaic.
@@reidparker1848 bless your heart young man. I am a widow of a wonderful, beautiful man who I adored for thirty years until he died. It will be 5 yrs on July 23rd that he passed, and I am still mourning him. I have no interest in dating anyone. He was the love of my life and no other man will ever replace him. As for today's women. I'm so sorry hon. I have pretty much not a lot of respect for them. There are genuine people out there still though. You won't find them in bars though. Perhaps try an online service, I know several couples who found love that way. I wish you much luck in your search. My advice would be to really take your time. Get to know her well before you put your whole heart out there. Blessed be Mr Parker. Be true and honest, and hopefully you will meet someone who wants what you want. J in Oregon
Sorry for destroy your beautiful speech Miss... But I have the feel you cheated on your SO... I hope you didn't... But if you did... My middle finger is up for you XD
Soooooo true! One day my Commander walked by & said "Hi *(my name)*" & on the inside I was like "F*#$!!! He knows my name & I'm no more a random face in the crowd to the back office types..." 😩
At Brag b btry 1 73 we had the first 198 in the army we also trained the first MARINES yes you can sleep during fire missions I was also the truck driver when I drove everyone slept
i used to sleep through weapons testing on the ship. something about the ship rattling just made it easier to sleep. one time i woked up and jumped out of my rack, not because the 5 inch was going off, but forgot i wasnt on shift heheheh.
My dad was a green beret and taught me how to sleep march. I shit you not. Marching for hours and suddenly you bump into the guy in front of you, realizing you've got no memory at all of the entire march.
Lol. My teacher in JROTC was on the tanks or some shit and he said. "The rangers were always fighting, the infantry always wanted to kill someone, and the people on tanks always found somewhere to sleep."
Dapper Dusk of course tankers always found somewhere to sleep, we slept on our fucking tanks... in the winter, run the engine for 20 minutes for whatever bullshit reason I could make up before going to sleep, sleep on back deck (on top of engine), still toasty warm in the morning despite crunchies being frozen in their reach around spoon stacks.... being a tanker is awesome!
I was cutting grass at my grandmas without a shirt. Recruiter driving by stopped and told me a guy my size could wrestle for the Army. I explained how i have never wrestled in my life. He explained how that didn't matter and they would teach me. This was back in 05.
Excedrine Exactly, I'm going through community college right now because I didn't want to rush in to the military (plus I wasn't in shape for the rangers yet) and my recruiter was just straight up lying to me that what I was doing greatly jeopardizes me getting into the military and that I need to sign up right out of high school to make it in. It was such bullshit.
Tim Peters I went to college for education, to get in better shape and for NROTC. So far everything is working out and I should be an officer in the next three years. So are you planning on enlisting or becoming an officer?
MrWalkwaySc2 Enlisting. But with 15 or more credits under my belt, I can go in with a higher enlisted rank or so I've been told by my Marine and Navy buddies. I plan on using my GI to get my degree in Criminology down the line though.
I love your videos. Having said that my son is currently deployed to Afghanistan in the 82. A shout out to keeping it real and hoping he does the job in full automatic
Brandon Empey Yeah but then instead of cleaning your room you're cleaning up literal human shit off the floor and are broke because your wife spent all your money.
Hey remember that time we were supposed to deploy for like 10 years and come back completely normal and sane Hahahahahahahahahahaha No fucking truer words
When I went back home to visit my recruiter I think he thought I was there to kill him! Navy was an opportunity, that I took advantage of, traveled the world, met interesting people and made a greater man of myself than I had an opportunity to do so in mainstream America. Not to mention witnessing an ASROC launch (on deck). Built many aircraft engines, taught a lot of Sailors, and came home to a foreign land. It's still a bit foreign. Trump seems to be improving on that.
@@MrMadBaggins I don't know if he was an idiot, but he was a Traitor. I'm not sure what made me madder: that he was in Congress or that he called himself a Republican.
this shit was dead on.... they drew lines over my airborne and said, don't worry ask for it at your AIT school, they'll send you.... I was like ok cool!... and yeah the hurry up and wait game....then my first deployment was 15 months.... shit these guys are spot on
My platoon was always last to leave. We were pretty much given the keys to the battalion, told to lock up and make sure the lights were off. We got a new Plt. Sgt. that had just finished up being a Drill Sgt. at some POG Basic Training. He had a fat wife and never wanted to go home.
Caleb Graham You could have joined the regular infantry,you would've most likely served in the 82nd.Easier to get a slot at ranger school as a paratrooper.Cav scouts don't like to send their people to ranger school.
I'm attending Drivers Ed via Zoom, and around the "be a daddy" part, they played a video about car crashes, and i just happened to burst out laughing as a semi truck hit about 4 dozen cows at full speed, splattering them all on the road. Thank you Mat.
A USMC Vietnam Vet friend was telling us he and his buddy, also a VV, got drunk and a bit smoked up, his wife came home from work and they were both on the roof. She said "What are you doing up there and he told her they were Gargoyles. She just went in and started dinner.
Wives are in the military too. My wife has been with me through eight years active and then some. I know she'll reload for me if it comes to that around here.
WWII Hitler's general to Sweden... "Surrender!" Sweden "Why?" General "We have twice as many men as you do" Sweden "That's good. I'll tell my men to only shoot twice"... General never attacked Sweden. Most bad ass defended country on Earth.
On my ruck in the desert, on a toilet, leaning against a wall while machine guns were firing, sitting up in a C-17 jump seat, shivering on the cold floor of a spider-infested shed in the woods on Fort Benning...
If you were aircraft maintenance and they had you working in a desert, you learned how to sleep somewhere on that spacecraft (normally very uncomfortable), above ground level, out of reach of the scorpions.
"I'm gonna...I'm gonna...." "Be a daddy!" "Boohoohoohoohoohoo!!!!" That literally had me laughing uncontrollably for like 10 minutes straight. Absolutely hysterical.
I have to give it up this was great to watch first thing in the morning. As a new subscriber I have to say I found about Mat Best via the Washington Post Magazine 10 March 2019. I'm glad that I read up on this hilarious channel.
Man, I just found these guys , as a ramadi government center 2007 marine combat vet, these guys skits remind me so much of the boys fuckin around back then! Thanks bros for givin a fellow brother a much needed smile and laugh! Semper
This video reminded me of some of the operators that i used to know in Chad....Damn i miss those days, but i have the scars and stories of that crazy time in my life..
Miss my buddies I served with during our time in. God bless you all wherever you all may be nowadays. A shout out to the 4 TH INF DIV. 4th Aviation battalion, 4th AIR CAV. 267th ADA Europe ( Unit Flag retired ), 16TH INF. 8TH Army Group, and last but never least, 1st DIV. Support Battalion, Ft. Riley. Miss u all!
I was in Saudi Arabia for the Persian Gulf War (Desert Shield/Desert Storm). I could have slept on a cot. But I found that I liked sleeping in the sand - most comfortable bed ever!
I was a bad ass in the military, and this dude is still so much cooler than me. Life is truly unfair. lol I want to hate these videos, but I just cant!
The tree part is so accurate. Up late one night on roaming guard duty as platoon punishment. After 20 minutes I found a tree in the dark corner of a building. Stashed my gear in a shadow, climbed up 15 feet and found a nice sturdy limb to nap on. Drill never looked up, nor the other guards.
“I’m gonna”
“I’m gonna”
Girl: Be a daddy
Guy: *cries in M4*
Next deployment: goes "MIA"
@@kriegdeathrider7805 shows up two years later in DC as a russian spy.
@@notlogical4016 holy shit that took a turn
@Casper breaks out because his Bros in spetanaz bust down the door and give him a baclava to wear
@down the range eats food
My Daddy told me - after 33 years as an Army Officer - 3 wars, that he admits to, when I told him I was going to embark on a military career like him, he gave me his best advice : "Son, don't be the best, don't be the worst, be the guy in the middle whose name they can't remember."
May 73 to Apr 09, Daddy is correct!
@@laakona8381 82-90, only works if you really are in the middle. Otherwise, the worst will both piss you off and get promoted over you. As for the best, get in line. If you can't handle this, join the boy scouts or become a catholic priest. They are always looking for a few good men.... That's my advise these days.
soo... a guy they can't remember... seems like advice from a ghost on how to become one... You're dad maybe in too deep he seems just like a normal career officer... hmmm :D
Facts
lol, My Grandfather, who was a WWII vet, gave me the same advice and he was right! Learn from those who have gone before us.
Why did I not know about this channel before? Funny beyond belief. My husband was in the Army. That beautiful man of mine (God rest his sweet soul) could and did fall asleep anywhere. He told me he learned it in the Army. He also flat out refused to stand in line and wait for anything. He'd be walking back to the car talking under his breath..."I did enough waiting in lines for days in the Army, not doing that ever again."
You learn to do things like go to your favorite restaurant at 4pm, buying movie or concert tix on the phone...etc. I miss him every moment of every day. Great fun here.
J in Oregon
Jannetta Tibbs
That's so genuine...
(Speaking as a young adult man here)
Where do they hide the good women like you these days? It seems that everyone my age is a selfish user who views commitment as archaic.
@@reidparker1848 bless your heart young man. I am a widow of a wonderful, beautiful man who I adored for thirty years until he died. It will be 5 yrs on July 23rd that he passed, and I am still mourning him. I have no interest in dating anyone. He was the love of my life and no other man will ever replace him.
As for today's women. I'm so sorry hon. I have pretty much not a lot of respect for them. There are genuine people out there still though. You won't find them in bars though. Perhaps try an online service, I know several couples who found love that way. I wish you much luck in your search. My advice would be to really take your time. Get to know her well before you put your whole heart out there.
Blessed be Mr Parker. Be true and honest, and hopefully you will meet someone who wants what you want.
J in Oregon
Jannetta Tibbs
Thank you for the advice, ma'am. Bless you as well.
@@jannettaktibbs7268 I don't want to dig up old wounds, but damn.. This is heartwarming in a way. You give hope to us younger ones
Sorry for destroy your beautiful speech Miss... But I have the feel you cheated on your SO... I hope you didn't... But if you did... My middle finger is up for you XD
see you all in four years when this gets recommended again
Four years has come around lol
@@bryanforster19 it sure did
I get at least 3 MBest recommendations a week.
It appears it’s 7 months.
it took me 5 years 😂
My Father’s advice, vet three wars: “don’t be best, don’t be worst, be guy in middle whose name they can’t remember.”
Do you know why? I hear this but I am not sure what the reason is.
@@marunime1149 if you're the best, you'll be called on to do everything. If you're the worst, you'll be the laughing stock of the group.
Soooooo true! One day my Commander walked by & said "Hi *(my name)*"
& on the inside I was like "F*#$!!! He knows my name & I'm no more a random face in the crowd to the back office types..." 😩
Tried that in Boot, worked until week three when the CC found out I studied the martial arts. A-hole made me MAA.
Sounds like Army
when she said "daddy." I busted out laughing in the middle of my class xD
im gonna im gonna be a daddy lmao yeah that part was hilarious
Lol it was fucking hysterical
Same
Same still do
Same
I slept like a baby during M98 howitzer fire missions...you gotta sleep when you can.
Ah wow, that's impressive
At Brag b btry 1 73 we had the first 198 in the army we also trained the first MARINES yes you can sleep during fire missions I was also the truck driver when I drove everyone slept
@@josephrogers8213 Ah man 😂
@@josephrogers8213 I'd be tempted to sleep
i used to sleep through weapons testing on the ship. something about the ship rattling just made it easier to sleep. one time i woked up and jumped out of my rack, not because the 5 inch was going off, but forgot i wasnt on shift heheheh.
The only thing you need to know in the military is how to hurry up and wait.
fludblud
Found that out at meps this week, it was so fucking slow.
SgtFitnessOnline
At least i'll finnaly learn to be patient.
damn right
fludblud you beat me to it
Learn the word "voluntold" too
I know how to sleep standing up, Because I'm a U.S Marine...
Touche brother tou fucking che
My dad was a green beret and taught me how to sleep march. I shit you not. Marching for hours and suddenly you bump into the guy in front of you, realizing you've got no memory at all of the entire march.
I know how to sleep standing up, because I have a crippling heroin addiction
Aka a navy seal..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Low blow, too soon, bad taste, antisemitic
I almost broke my fucking nose in basic because I fell asleep at attention, would’ve been cooler if I would’ve ate concrete
Tips for being in the military:
1: Be a functional alcoholic
2: Subsist on enough caffeine to kill a horse
Each is the antidote for the other.
Coffee grounds are toxic to horses, so, that's probably not a lot of caffeine...
Thank y'all for serving!
Lol. My teacher in JROTC was on the tanks or some shit and he said. "The rangers were always fighting, the infantry always wanted to kill someone, and the people on tanks always found somewhere to sleep."
As a tanker I will confirm this.
Dapper Dusk of course tankers always found somewhere to sleep, we slept on our fucking tanks... in the winter, run the engine for 20 minutes for whatever bullshit reason I could make up before going to sleep, sleep on back deck (on top of engine), still toasty warm in the morning despite crunchies being frozen in their reach around spoon stacks.... being a tanker is awesome!
I want to be a tanker so bad. How hard is it to qualify?
Phillip Culp just talk to a recruiter.
Andrew Limb 😂 knee someone would say that
to be honest I think Matt would make a great deadpool!
hell be the next deadpool,yep
I think you mean Deadpool would make a great Matt Best
He would be perfect for that role
Such an improved backstory too
The one about the recruiter lying is so true - they'll say anything to get you signed up
Your a 11b infantry which is pretty much delta force
I was cutting grass at my grandmas without a shirt. Recruiter driving by stopped and told me a guy my size could wrestle for the Army. I explained how i have never wrestled in my life. He explained how that didn't matter and they would teach me. This was back in 05.
It’s OK it’s OK it’s OK, he’s an airborne Cascal Ranger…….
Lost out on a sign on bonus ...
No paperwork
The cheating wife or girlfriend is imperative.
If your gay u can skip a step
@@knox2922 you're but true dat
I’m a female Army Veteran and it’s not just the cheating wives/GFs….truly sad.
Yep. Happened to me.
drinking with the skeletons in his closet
thx for explaining that i never got that before!
Kaleb Nolen shut up Lil bitch
I’m more worried about his caseless phone
As a vet, I approve this message.
“Pew Professional.” LOL
Population control specialist
From a 20-year retired USAF C-130 Pilot puke; you all are amazing!!! Please keep the videos coming.
The poetry of drinking with the skeletons in your closet. Fucking amazing
So true. I think my favorite was when you have been on deployment for 10 years and are expected to be normal when you get back.
i died right at "I said more SHAFT" XD
Guy: I'm gonna I'm gonna
Girl: Be a daddy!!
Best line ever
How many guys came back from the Philippines a daddy.😁
@@rxonmymind8362 lol
The thing about recruiters, though, that's fucking legit.
Lol I enlisted as 21D with an option 40 and an 18X slot.
Excedrine "what are you doing after highschool? Oh, i'm going to college." "So when are you enlisting?" thats literally every recruiter.
Excedrine Exactly, I'm going through community college right now because I didn't want to rush in to the military (plus I wasn't in shape for the rangers yet) and my recruiter was just straight up lying to me that what I was doing greatly jeopardizes me getting into the military and that I need to sign up right out of high school to make it in. It was such bullshit.
Tim Peters
I went to college for education, to get in better shape and for NROTC. So far everything is working out and I should be an officer in the next three years. So are you planning on enlisting or becoming an officer?
MrWalkwaySc2 Enlisting. But with 15 or more credits under my belt, I can go in with a higher enlisted rank or so I've been told by my Marine and Navy buddies. I plan on using my GI to get my degree in Criminology down the line though.
I love your videos. Having said that my son is currently deployed to Afghanistan in the 82. A shout out to keeping it real and hoping he does the job in full automatic
Rockin that "Greatest Generation" towards the end. That's a Vet right there
Being a daddy gets you out of the barracks...!
Brandon Empey FUCK TROPHY!
Brandon Empey being married in general.
Brandon Empey Hehe, In my "job" we rarely were in the barracks.
Brandon Empey Yeah but then instead of cleaning your room you're cleaning up literal human shit off the floor and are broke because your wife spent all your money.
collguyjoe99 Children are Fuck Trophies! LMAO that made me spit up my food
omg the hard drive one, that would be me
+Kai McG that was me first deployment dude. said that shit to my brother. still miss all that porn lol.
😬😬😬
@@axios14 he destroyed it? Why didn't he wait?
"If I die ...Make sure you clear my browser history"😁
This is pretty accurate, except for the blonde. When I was in the military, no girl that hot would even remotely look in my direction.
Shit. I got a smoking hot blonde while serving. 11/10 still married to this day 14yrs later.
Yeah, me neither. I made the mistake of getting married after Basic....
The trick is to join the navy. After 18 months being in a submarine with a bunch of other dudes, every girl looks as hot as that blonde.
Love how they’re blasting All That Remains in the background
Agreed
This dude is literally the most badass and "i dont give a fuck about your feelings" veteran ever
Litterally giggeled at the time management thing...so true in all militaries apparently :DDD
Hey remember that time we were supposed to deploy for like 10 years and come back completely normal and sane
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
No fucking truer words
Awesome videos guys. Thank you all for your service. If any other veterans read this. Thank you as well.
"They call me big papi!' I fucking lost it!
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue." Say 1 quote from the movie Airplane in mixed company and I get referred.. WTF.
Shirley you're joking.
@@rangerdoc1029 I'm not joking. And stop calling me Shirley.
Damn!
@@willgriffin3490 ok Shirley
@@jmac7287 🤣
I'm a veteran why didn't I find this before. I miss all the gay jokes. Great video again.
"Get the fuck outta here this isn't a Grunt Style video" lol
Boba Fett Why'd they say that, because the guy looks like he's from Grunt Style? lol
Josh Article 15 and Grunt Style are "friendly" rivals
Boba Fett Ha I wouldn't doubt that.
Josh They'd both probably start waterboarding eachother
Boba Fett They should do collab t-shirts showing that
That drinking alone bit nearly had me in tears 😂
Yeah it’s true man, I never thought I could sleep sitting up straight in a deuce’n half. It is possible guys it is possible
@Anthony Grasso I have heard this a lot but how
@Anthony Grasso so kinda like when u first wake up and can’t remember anything later on
@Anthony Grasso ok so just learn how to sleep walk got it
"Laser-guided sharks?" Where can I get some of those?
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 laughter heals PTSD. thanks guys.
0/10, not enough pt belts.
pt belts didn't exist when i was in.
Fuck pt belts lmao
This isn’t grunt style
Nobody gave a fuck about pt belts when I was in 😂😂
Damn Matt, Melissa is smokin hot
Ay dawg is nelissa the one that say be a daddy if so what's her last name thx
You havent seen noell then have you, thats his wife now.
The audio quality on this is peak UA-cam home video
When I went back home to visit my recruiter I think he thought I was there to kill him! Navy was an opportunity, that I took advantage of, traveled the world, met interesting people and made a greater man of myself than I had an opportunity to do so in mainstream America. Not to mention witnessing an ASROC launch (on deck). Built many aircraft engines, taught a lot of Sailors, and came home to a foreign land. It's still a bit foreign. Trump seems to be improving on that.
@Alex Mulvihill McCain was an idiot! He was a liberal in conservative clothing.
Shut the fuck up...
@@MrMadBaggins I don't know if he was an idiot, but he was a Traitor. I'm not sure what made me madder: that he was in Congress or that he called himself a Republican.
Michael Lefort What did he do?
👍 100
this shit was dead on.... they drew lines over my airborne and said, don't worry ask for it at your AIT school, they'll send you.... I was like ok cool!... and yeah the hurry up and wait game....then my first deployment was 15 months.... shit these guys are spot on
Damn, that's messed up that your recruiter straight up lied to you.
oneaburns yes he did, that's why if anybody wants to join always have them first talk to someone that has already gone through the process!
+Carlos Vreal amen bro. that shit would have saved my ass. 35m with lots of promises and none delivered. fuck it still loved my time.
Shway-NG best job I ever had. lol
+Carlos Vreal damn straight bro.
"This ain't a Grunt Style video!"
Cameron Schmid he has his PT belt too lol
Oooh skeletons in the closet i get it.. damn I need more space..
that part was so real
@@underbossross7704 watching this shit faced drunk alone hit hard lmfao
I feel ya hooah lol
I am so glad I have stock in this company.
“Time management is key”. AAHHAAHAHAHA
My platoon was always last to leave. We were pretty much given the keys to the battalion, told to lock up and make sure the lights were off. We got a new Plt. Sgt. that had just finished up being a Drill Sgt. at some POG Basic Training. He had a fat wife and never wanted to go home.
I enlisted as a Cav scout since I couldn't get a ranger contract. & yes I got the airborne. Lol
1-91? Ain't nothing wrong with scoutin' brother!
Caleb Graham You could have joined the regular infantry,you would've most likely served in the 82nd.Easier to get a slot at ranger school as a paratrooper.Cav scouts don't like to send their people to ranger school.
THOT PATROL agent incredibly wrong. Scouts are pushed really hard to go to ranger school.
You just have to love Carl Gustav :D A gentle thump on the shoulder after a job well done, Carl Gustav is a great work buddy.
The blond is gorgeous! Nice job guys your coffee is awesome
Fullest bars in the country: The night a carrier battle group leaves stateside!!
I'm attending Drivers Ed via Zoom, and around the "be a daddy" part, they played a video about car crashes, and i just happened to burst out laughing as a semi truck hit about 4 dozen cows at full speed, splattering them all on the road. Thank you Mat.
Would love to drink a beer and be friends with this dude. He's hilarious!!
lol, you guys bringing back old memories. Meat Gazer!
This is amazing like every video. Funnier than anything out there. Thank you all for your service. God bless.
A USMC Vietnam Vet friend was telling us he and his buddy, also a VV, got drunk and a bit smoked up, his wife came home from work and they were both on the roof. She said "What are you doing up there and he told her they were Gargoyles. She just went in and started dinner.
Wives are in the military too. My wife has been with me through eight years active and then some. I know she'll reload for me if it comes to that around here.
Did We Get A New Dog?"Woofff"😂😂😂😂
Greatest blooper reel ever😂 Rocco laughing makes me laugh so god damn hard😂
Loving that "I
+TheMysteriousSwede Nothing says "Knock- Knock" like blowing a door- sized hole through the wall 3 feet to the side of the door ;-)
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pruttapåresjälv
Holy shit. That's when I can find you?
A surprise for sure. But a good one
WWII
Hitler's general to Sweden...
"Surrender!"
Sweden "Why?"
General "We have twice as many men as you do"
Sweden "That's good. I'll tell my men to only shoot twice"...
General never attacked Sweden. Most bad ass defended country on Earth.
"sleep anywhere" absolutely true!! I listed it on my resume!
"This isn't a gruntstyle video"
A gruntstyle ad played when I opened this up so...
“Remember that time when we were deployed for ten years and expected to come back completely normal and sane?”
Both start laughing.
I know I'm late to the party but my uncle served in Vietnam and he used to teach recruits to sleep in the trees. I found it funny that you did that.
They're so much bigger now
That recruiter bit at the beginning was so accurate XD
Love watching your videos! Semper Fi! CWO4 1969-2004
If you haven't fallen asleep in every possible way known to man, you were in the Air force.
C-141 hot summer day somebody else's rucksack jamming in my thigh. Flying Noe with the air conditioners out. Airborne all the way
I fell asleep next to an open fire in a snowstorm and woke up with half of my top melted to my skin. Fun times.
Bro im not in the army but I fell asleep on my fricken gun in My back when hunting
On my ruck in the desert, on a toilet, leaning against a wall while machine guns were firing, sitting up in a C-17 jump seat, shivering on the cold floor of a spider-infested shed in the woods on Fort Benning...
If you were aircraft maintenance and they had you working in a desert, you learned how to sleep somewhere on that spacecraft (normally very uncomfortable), above ground level, out of reach of the scorpions.
"I'm gonna...I'm gonna...." "Be a daddy!" "Boohoohoohoohoohoo!!!!" That literally had me laughing uncontrollably for like 10 minutes straight. Absolutely hysterical.
Would have been more accurate if the girl first asked if he was a sergeant or above
She wasn't procreating she was building her own fire team
3:37 was he wearing a tactical Fanny Pack?!
You guys have gotta put out a outtakes video. If what we see is this funny the outtakes gotta be hysterical.
Love y'all video and like to say thank y'all for your service and all y'all have done
“I’m sorry he scared me!”.....🤣🤣🤣
I was sitting here like ok whatever typical him THENNNNNNN "I'm gonna I'm gonna-" "BE IT DADDY"
Went into the military as a teenager, came out a man, regressed back into a child, now just won't shut up about shit.
(Hey new video idea!)
🤣 hey. That's what's up.
I have to give it up this was great to watch first thing in the morning. As a new subscriber I have to say I found about Mat Best via the Washington Post Magazine 10 March 2019. I'm glad that I read up on this hilarious channel.
Man, I just found these guys , as a ramadi government center 2007 marine combat vet, these guys skits remind me so much of the boys fuckin around back then! Thanks bros for givin a fellow brother a much needed smile and laugh! Semper
"They call me big Bobby mwa!" LMFAO I died XD
"Big Papi" Papi is Spanish for Daddy. He was saying they call him Big Daddy.
@@engmed4400 LOL even better XD
@@GeneralG1810 I know, right?
0:06 is already gold
"I said more shaft" lmfao
I am training to become a C130 Pilot in the RAAF, this helped out a lot thanks
This video reminded me of some of the operators that i used to know in Chad....Damn i miss those days, but i have the scars and stories of that crazy time in my life..
4:31 look at the person reflection in the sliding glass door
I don't think I've laughed so hard since I got chased down a pier in Marseille France by a cabbie with a straight razor when I was in the Navy.
Who is the hot girl with glasses and some hot tattoos? I don't want to see these hairy men anymore, I want to see more of her.
Always making my day a better one, one video at a time
Miss my buddies I served with during our time in. God bless you all wherever you all may be nowadays. A shout out to the 4 TH INF DIV. 4th Aviation battalion, 4th AIR CAV. 267th ADA Europe ( Unit Flag retired ), 16TH INF. 8TH Army Group, and last but never least, 1st DIV. Support Battalion, Ft. Riley. Miss u all!
oh man i watched a few vids and fuck me dead i died laughing i had to sub lol
I must have been military in my past life because I can fall asleep anywhere
Trevor Lomprey I can fall asleep ........ standing up
Deimos Cain damn🤣🤣🤣
I fell asleep during finals.
@Deimos Cain I too, have those special powers, which I previously had, but perfected in the Army lol
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Turn on the captions
"Guys I just scored a hundred on my Ass well"
I was in Saudi Arabia for the Persian Gulf War (Desert Shield/Desert Storm). I could have slept on a cot. But I found that I liked sleeping in the sand - most comfortable bed ever!
Still watching in 2019!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!
I still can't believe the Seahawks didn't run the ball....
Joe Jarrell ikr
Fr that had me heated
I was a bad ass in the military, and this dude is still so much cooler than me. Life is truly unfair. lol I want to hate these videos, but I just cant!
The tree part is so accurate. Up late one night on roaming guard duty as platoon punishment. After 20 minutes I found a tree in the dark corner of a building. Stashed my gear in a shadow, climbed up 15 feet and found a nice sturdy limb to nap on. Drill never looked up, nor the other guards.
This video is perfect love it as a navy corpsman I can definitely relate.