How To Be In The Military

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  • @JonoZaidi
    @JonoZaidi 5 років тому +2650

    “I’m gonna”
    “I’m gonna”
    Girl: Be a daddy
    Guy: *cries in M4*

    • @kriegdeathrider7805
      @kriegdeathrider7805 5 років тому +139

      Next deployment: goes "MIA"

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 5 років тому +66

      @@kriegdeathrider7805 shows up two years later in DC as a russian spy.

    • @GGGmod1
      @GGGmod1 5 років тому +35

      @@notlogical4016 holy shit that took a turn

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 5 років тому +17

      @Casper breaks out because his Bros in spetanaz bust down the door and give him a baclava to wear

    • @seanmortell2365
      @seanmortell2365 5 років тому +3

      @down the range eats food

  • @chrisnewport7826
    @chrisnewport7826 4 роки тому +335

    My Daddy told me - after 33 years as an Army Officer - 3 wars, that he admits to, when I told him I was going to embark on a military career like him, he gave me his best advice : "Son, don't be the best, don't be the worst, be the guy in the middle whose name they can't remember."

    • @laakona8381
      @laakona8381 3 роки тому +9

      May 73 to Apr 09, Daddy is correct!

    • @who_am_i___nobody
      @who_am_i___nobody 3 роки тому +8

      @@laakona8381 82-90, only works if you really are in the middle. Otherwise, the worst will both piss you off and get promoted over you. As for the best, get in line. If you can't handle this, join the boy scouts or become a catholic priest. They are always looking for a few good men.... That's my advise these days.

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 3 роки тому +1

      soo... a guy they can't remember... seems like advice from a ghost on how to become one... You're dad maybe in too deep he seems just like a normal career officer... hmmm :D

    • @dcavic6157
      @dcavic6157 2 роки тому

      Facts

    • @jonathanpatch3988
      @jonathanpatch3988 2 роки тому +2

      lol, My Grandfather, who was a WWII vet, gave me the same advice and he was right! Learn from those who have gone before us.

  • @jannettaktibbs7268
    @jannettaktibbs7268 5 років тому +499

    Why did I not know about this channel before? Funny beyond belief. My husband was in the Army. That beautiful man of mine (God rest his sweet soul) could and did fall asleep anywhere. He told me he learned it in the Army. He also flat out refused to stand in line and wait for anything. He'd be walking back to the car talking under his breath..."I did enough waiting in lines for days in the Army, not doing that ever again."
    You learn to do things like go to your favorite restaurant at 4pm, buying movie or concert tix on the phone...etc. I miss him every moment of every day. Great fun here.
    J in Oregon

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 5 років тому +40

      Jannetta Tibbs
      That's so genuine...
      (Speaking as a young adult man here)
      Where do they hide the good women like you these days? It seems that everyone my age is a selfish user who views commitment as archaic.

    • @jannettaktibbs7268
      @jannettaktibbs7268 5 років тому +57

      @@reidparker1848 bless your heart young man. I am a widow of a wonderful, beautiful man who I adored for thirty years until he died. It will be 5 yrs on July 23rd that he passed, and I am still mourning him. I have no interest in dating anyone. He was the love of my life and no other man will ever replace him.
      As for today's women. I'm so sorry hon. I have pretty much not a lot of respect for them. There are genuine people out there still though. You won't find them in bars though. Perhaps try an online service, I know several couples who found love that way. I wish you much luck in your search. My advice would be to really take your time. Get to know her well before you put your whole heart out there.
      Blessed be Mr Parker. Be true and honest, and hopefully you will meet someone who wants what you want.
      J in Oregon

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 5 років тому +33

      Jannetta Tibbs
      Thank you for the advice, ma'am. Bless you as well.

    • @vanjabulajic1573
      @vanjabulajic1573 5 років тому +21

      @@jannettaktibbs7268 I don't want to dig up old wounds, but damn.. This is heartwarming in a way. You give hope to us younger ones

    • @fanficah7669
      @fanficah7669 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry for destroy your beautiful speech Miss... But I have the feel you cheated on your SO... I hope you didn't... But if you did... My middle finger is up for you XD

  • @GoProRuss
    @GoProRuss 5 років тому +443

    see you all in four years when this gets recommended again

  • @chrisnewport7826
    @chrisnewport7826 4 роки тому +436

    My Father’s advice, vet three wars: “don’t be best, don’t be worst, be guy in middle whose name they can’t remember.”

    • @marunime1149
      @marunime1149 4 роки тому +4

      Do you know why? I hear this but I am not sure what the reason is.

    • @Sov.Beowulf
      @Sov.Beowulf 4 роки тому +44

      @@marunime1149 if you're the best, you'll be called on to do everything. If you're the worst, you'll be the laughing stock of the group.

    • @svensweden
      @svensweden 4 роки тому +25

      Soooooo true! One day my Commander walked by & said "Hi *(my name)*"
      & on the inside I was like "F*#$!!! He knows my name & I'm no more a random face in the crowd to the back office types..." 😩

    • @dutchboy9273
      @dutchboy9273 4 роки тому +14

      Tried that in Boot, worked until week three when the CC found out I studied the martial arts. A-hole made me MAA.

    • @mopar340dave
      @mopar340dave 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like Army

  • @Thomas-gz3se
    @Thomas-gz3se 9 років тому +1480

    when she said "daddy." I busted out laughing in the middle of my class xD

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 9 років тому +610

    I slept like a baby during M98 howitzer fire missions...you gotta sleep when you can.

    • @ballratthot2682
      @ballratthot2682 4 роки тому +3

      Ah wow, that's impressive

    • @josephrogers8213
      @josephrogers8213 4 роки тому +5

      At Brag b btry 1 73 we had the first 198 in the army we also trained the first MARINES yes you can sleep during fire missions I was also the truck driver when I drove everyone slept

    • @ballratthot2682
      @ballratthot2682 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephrogers8213 Ah man 😂

    • @ballratthot2682
      @ballratthot2682 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephrogers8213 I'd be tempted to sleep

    • @JadedeaJade
      @JadedeaJade 4 роки тому +1

      i used to sleep through weapons testing on the ship. something about the ship rattling just made it easier to sleep. one time i woked up and jumped out of my rack, not because the 5 inch was going off, but forgot i wasnt on shift heheheh.

  • @fludblud
    @fludblud 9 років тому +2773

    The only thing you need to know in the military is how to hurry up and wait.

    • @angelofdeath8356
      @angelofdeath8356 6 років тому +49

      fludblud
      Found that out at meps this week, it was so fucking slow.

    • @angelofdeath8356
      @angelofdeath8356 6 років тому +26

      SgtFitnessOnline
      At least i'll finnaly learn to be patient.

    • @SirRorschachJack
      @SirRorschachJack 6 років тому +3

      damn right

    • @nailbanger489
      @nailbanger489 6 років тому +1

      fludblud you beat me to it

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 6 років тому +21

      Learn the word "voluntold" too

  • @marinevetoneroman7232
    @marinevetoneroman7232 5 років тому +1651

    I know how to sleep standing up, Because I'm a U.S Marine...

    • @crazedxfighter
      @crazedxfighter 5 років тому +46

      Touche brother tou fucking che

    • @TheRampantLion
      @TheRampantLion 4 роки тому +85

      My dad was a green beret and taught me how to sleep march. I shit you not. Marching for hours and suddenly you bump into the guy in front of you, realizing you've got no memory at all of the entire march.

    • @BOB-wx3fq
      @BOB-wx3fq 4 роки тому +34

      I know how to sleep standing up, because I have a crippling heroin addiction

    • @BOB-wx3fq
      @BOB-wx3fq 4 роки тому +10

      Aka a navy seal..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh
      Low blow, too soon, bad taste, antisemitic

    • @jaredclark1771
      @jaredclark1771 4 роки тому +10

      I almost broke my fucking nose in basic because I fell asleep at attention, would’ve been cooler if I would’ve ate concrete

  • @charlesshelton7989
    @charlesshelton7989 4 роки тому +96

    Tips for being in the military:
    1: Be a functional alcoholic
    2: Subsist on enough caffeine to kill a horse

    • @rangerdoc1029
      @rangerdoc1029 4 роки тому +8

      Each is the antidote for the other.

    • @corrupt1user
      @corrupt1user 2 роки тому

      Coffee grounds are toxic to horses, so, that's probably not a lot of caffeine...

  • @toms5oh
    @toms5oh 9 років тому +245

    Thank y'all for serving!

  • @papichapo4939
    @papichapo4939 8 років тому +647

    Lol. My teacher in JROTC was on the tanks or some shit and he said. "The rangers were always fighting, the infantry always wanted to kill someone, and the people on tanks always found somewhere to sleep."

    • @andylimb
      @andylimb 5 років тому +42

      As a tanker I will confirm this.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому +27

      Dapper Dusk of course tankers always found somewhere to sleep, we slept on our fucking tanks... in the winter, run the engine for 20 minutes for whatever bullshit reason I could make up before going to sleep, sleep on back deck (on top of engine), still toasty warm in the morning despite crunchies being frozen in their reach around spoon stacks.... being a tanker is awesome!

    • @phillipculp5277
      @phillipculp5277 5 років тому +7

      I want to be a tanker so bad. How hard is it to qualify?

    • @andylimb
      @andylimb 5 років тому +11

      Phillip Culp just talk to a recruiter.

    • @phillipculp5277
      @phillipculp5277 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Limb 😂 knee someone would say that

  • @mrjohnheet
    @mrjohnheet 8 років тому +636

    to be honest I think Matt would make a great deadpool!

    • @justinperritt7035
      @justinperritt7035 8 років тому +6

      hell be the next deadpool,yep

    • @nanosyl3522
      @nanosyl3522 5 років тому +23

      I think you mean Deadpool would make a great Matt Best

    • @alanbailey3004
      @alanbailey3004 3 роки тому +1

      He would be perfect for that role

    • @thepilotman5378
      @thepilotman5378 2 роки тому

      Such an improved backstory too

  • @rich3371
    @rich3371 4 роки тому +150

    The one about the recruiter lying is so true - they'll say anything to get you signed up

    • @Chavylifts
      @Chavylifts 4 роки тому +10

      Your a 11b infantry which is pretty much delta force

    • @willlloyd7762
      @willlloyd7762 3 роки тому +4

      I was cutting grass at my grandmas without a shirt. Recruiter driving by stopped and told me a guy my size could wrestle for the Army. I explained how i have never wrestled in my life. He explained how that didn't matter and they would teach me. This was back in 05.

    • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
      @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 2 роки тому

      It’s OK it’s OK it’s OK, he’s an airborne Cascal Ranger…….

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 Рік тому +1

      Lost out on a sign on bonus ...
      No paperwork

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 5 років тому +406

    The cheating wife or girlfriend is imperative.

    • @knox2922
      @knox2922 4 роки тому +25

      If your gay u can skip a step

    • @jacobdolenc7994
      @jacobdolenc7994 4 роки тому +1

      @@knox2922 you're but true dat

    • @kimmieh8419
      @kimmieh8419 3 роки тому +6

      I’m a female Army Veteran and it’s not just the cheating wives/GFs….truly sad.

    • @DV_Dark_Jedi
      @DV_Dark_Jedi 3 роки тому +1

      Yep. Happened to me.

  • @brendanmafnas3325
    @brendanmafnas3325 8 років тому +798

    drinking with the skeletons in his closet

  • @IronCavalier
    @IronCavalier 6 років тому +174

    As a vet, I approve this message.
    “Pew Professional.” LOL

    • @-Homelander.
      @-Homelander. 4 роки тому +1

      Population control specialist

  • @vincewoods7484
    @vincewoods7484 6 років тому +4

    From a 20-year retired USAF C-130 Pilot puke; you all are amazing!!! Please keep the videos coming.

  • @chasedixon1492
    @chasedixon1492 5 років тому +53

    The poetry of drinking with the skeletons in your closet. Fucking amazing

  • @garytodd5605
    @garytodd5605 5 років тому +42

    So true. I think my favorite was when you have been on deployment for 10 years and are expected to be normal when you get back.

  • @RexNicolaus
    @RexNicolaus 8 років тому +153

    i died right at "I said more SHAFT" XD

  • @ysmanolbatista1752
    @ysmanolbatista1752 9 років тому +93

    Guy: I'm gonna I'm gonna
    Girl: Be a daddy!!
    Best line ever

  • @Excedrine
    @Excedrine 9 років тому +442

    The thing about recruiters, though, that's fucking legit.

    • @deadheart556
      @deadheart556 9 років тому +4

      Lol I enlisted as 21D with an option 40 and an 18X slot.

    • @MrWalkwaySc2
      @MrWalkwaySc2 9 років тому +74

      Excedrine "what are you doing after highschool? Oh, i'm going to college." "So when are you enlisting?" thats literally every recruiter.

    • @Timboslice475
      @Timboslice475 9 років тому +13

      Excedrine Exactly, I'm going through community college right now because I didn't want to rush in to the military (plus I wasn't in shape for the rangers yet) and my recruiter was just straight up lying to me that what I was doing greatly jeopardizes me getting into the military and that I need to sign up right out of high school to make it in. It was such bullshit.

    • @MrWalkwaySc2
      @MrWalkwaySc2 9 років тому +1

      Tim Peters
      I went to college for education, to get in better shape and for NROTC. So far everything is working out and I should be an officer in the next three years. So are you planning on enlisting or becoming an officer?

    • @Timboslice475
      @Timboslice475 9 років тому +4

      MrWalkwaySc2 Enlisting. But with 15 or more credits under my belt, I can go in with a higher enlisted rank or so I've been told by my Marine and Navy buddies. I plan on using my GI to get my degree in Criminology down the line though.

  • @wrathroc
    @wrathroc 5 років тому +7

    I love your videos. Having said that my son is currently deployed to Afghanistan in the 82. A shout out to keeping it real and hoping he does the job in full automatic

  • @samcashdan1255
    @samcashdan1255 4 роки тому +3

    Rockin that "Greatest Generation" towards the end. That's a Vet right there

  • @lifeoutdoorseveryday1682
    @lifeoutdoorseveryday1682 9 років тому +151

    Being a daddy gets you out of the barracks...!

    • @collguyjoe99
      @collguyjoe99 9 років тому +10

      Brandon Empey FUCK TROPHY!

    • @RoyalDog214
      @RoyalDog214 9 років тому +8

      Brandon Empey being married in general.

    • @goodnightmusic-deepsleep4091
      @goodnightmusic-deepsleep4091 9 років тому +4

      Brandon Empey Hehe, In my "job" we rarely were in the barracks.

    • @Motoboo_Marine
      @Motoboo_Marine 9 років тому +6

      Brandon Empey Yeah but then instead of cleaning your room you're cleaning up literal human shit off the floor and are broke because your wife spent all your money.

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh 9 років тому +3

      collguyjoe99 Children are Fuck Trophies! LMAO that made me spit up my food

  • @kaim268
    @kaim268 9 років тому +155

    omg the hard drive one, that would be me

    • @axios14
      @axios14 9 років тому +13

      +Kai McG that was me first deployment dude. said that shit to my brother. still miss all that porn lol.

    • @wickedrobert1
      @wickedrobert1 6 років тому +1

      😬😬😬

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому

      @@axios14 he destroyed it? Why didn't he wait?

    • @rxonmymind8362
      @rxonmymind8362 5 років тому +1

      "If I die ...Make sure you clear my browser history"😁

  • @DonutDazzler
    @DonutDazzler 9 років тому +118

    This is pretty accurate, except for the blonde. When I was in the military, no girl that hot would even remotely look in my direction.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 5 років тому +5

      Shit. I got a smoking hot blonde while serving. 11/10 still married to this day 14yrs later.

    • @DV_Dark_Jedi
      @DV_Dark_Jedi 3 роки тому

      Yeah, me neither. I made the mistake of getting married after Basic....

    • @corrupt1user
      @corrupt1user 2 роки тому

      The trick is to join the navy. After 18 months being in a submarine with a bunch of other dudes, every girl looks as hot as that blonde.

  • @dakotasingiser5179
    @dakotasingiser5179 4 роки тому +6

    Love how they’re blasting All That Remains in the background

  • @flamingbluelion2407
    @flamingbluelion2407 5 років тому +23

    This dude is literally the most badass and "i dont give a fuck about your feelings" veteran ever

  • @janizzkar
    @janizzkar 8 років тому +39

    Litterally giggeled at the time management thing...so true in all militaries apparently :DDD

  • @bienkeshannan
    @bienkeshannan 9 років тому +117

    Hey remember that time we were supposed to deploy for like 10 years and come back completely normal and sane
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    No fucking truer words

  • @rmoore14241
    @rmoore14241 9 років тому +5

    Awesome videos guys. Thank you all for your service. If any other veterans read this. Thank you as well.

  • @NavyGuy2OO7
    @NavyGuy2OO7 4 роки тому +23

    "They call me big papi!' I fucking lost it!

  • @willgriffin3490
    @willgriffin3490 5 років тому +77

    "Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue." Say 1 quote from the movie Airplane in mixed company and I get referred.. WTF.

  • @oliverherbert4300
    @oliverherbert4300 8 років тому +148

    I'm a veteran why didn't I find this before. I miss all the gay jokes. Great video again.

  • @cschex5162
    @cschex5162 9 років тому +159

    "Get the fuck outta here this isn't a Grunt Style video" lol

    • @nocturnalsonder
      @nocturnalsonder 9 років тому

      Boba Fett Why'd they say that, because the guy looks like he's from Grunt Style? lol

    • @cschex5162
      @cschex5162 9 років тому +1

      Josh Article 15 and Grunt Style are "friendly" rivals

    • @nocturnalsonder
      @nocturnalsonder 9 років тому

      Boba Fett Ha I wouldn't doubt that.

    • @cschex5162
      @cschex5162 9 років тому +5

      Josh They'd both probably start waterboarding eachother

    • @nocturnalsonder
      @nocturnalsonder 9 років тому +3

      Boba Fett They should do collab t-shirts showing that

  • @xgoatyxxx
    @xgoatyxxx 9 років тому +22

    That drinking alone bit nearly had me in tears 😂

  • @FranzBazar
    @FranzBazar 4 роки тому +34

    Yeah it’s true man, I never thought I could sleep sitting up straight in a deuce’n half. It is possible guys it is possible

    • @thegoonsquad9760
      @thegoonsquad9760 4 роки тому

      @Anthony Grasso I have heard this a lot but how

    • @thegoonsquad9760
      @thegoonsquad9760 4 роки тому

      @Anthony Grasso so kinda like when u first wake up and can’t remember anything later on

    • @thegoonsquad9760
      @thegoonsquad9760 4 роки тому

      @Anthony Grasso ok so just learn how to sleep walk got it

  • @Supervillain725
    @Supervillain725 4 роки тому +21

    "Laser-guided sharks?" Where can I get some of those?

  • @PharaohRubenthe3rd
    @PharaohRubenthe3rd 8 років тому +98

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 laughter heals PTSD. thanks guys.

  • @Resentius
    @Resentius 8 років тому +330

    0/10, not enough pt belts.

    • @jeddi20
      @jeddi20 6 років тому

      pt belts didn't exist when i was in.

    • @F0XX7
      @F0XX7 6 років тому +1

      Fuck pt belts lmao

    • @collinwoodard5116
      @collinwoodard5116 5 років тому

      This isn’t grunt style

    • @김세훈-y7q
      @김세훈-y7q 5 років тому

      Nobody gave a fuck about pt belts when I was in 😂😂

  • @ThePirateburke86
    @ThePirateburke86 9 років тому +151

    Damn Matt, Melissa is smokin hot

    • @tylerwilliams2802
      @tylerwilliams2802 5 років тому +2

      Ay dawg is nelissa the one that say be a daddy if so what's her last name thx

    • @22mrranger
      @22mrranger 5 років тому +2

      You havent seen noell then have you, thats his wife now.

  • @Rahul_Bala_YT
    @Rahul_Bala_YT 3 роки тому +3

    The audio quality on this is peak UA-cam home video

  • @bryanst.martin7134
    @bryanst.martin7134 5 років тому +153

    When I went back home to visit my recruiter I think he thought I was there to kill him! Navy was an opportunity, that I took advantage of, traveled the world, met interesting people and made a greater man of myself than I had an opportunity to do so in mainstream America. Not to mention witnessing an ASROC launch (on deck). Built many aircraft engines, taught a lot of Sailors, and came home to a foreign land. It's still a bit foreign. Trump seems to be improving on that.

    • @MrMadBaggins
      @MrMadBaggins 5 років тому +17

      @Alex Mulvihill McCain was an idiot! He was a liberal in conservative clothing.

    • @romangeneral23
      @romangeneral23 5 років тому

      Shut the fuck up...

    • @michaellefort6128
      @michaellefort6128 5 років тому +9

      @@MrMadBaggins I don't know if he was an idiot, but he was a Traitor. I'm not sure what made me madder: that he was in Congress or that he called himself a Republican.

    • @scienceandtechnologyrocks6802
      @scienceandtechnologyrocks6802 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Lefort What did he do?

    • @anthonynewsome9827
      @anthonynewsome9827 4 роки тому +1

      👍 100

  • @tilligetbig
    @tilligetbig 9 років тому +87

    this shit was dead on.... they drew lines over my airborne and said, don't worry ask for it at your AIT school, they'll send you.... I was like ok cool!... and yeah the hurry up and wait game....then my first deployment was 15 months.... shit these guys are spot on

    • @oneaburns
      @oneaburns 9 років тому

      Damn, that's messed up that your recruiter straight up lied to you.

    • @tilligetbig
      @tilligetbig 9 років тому +5

      oneaburns yes he did, that's why if anybody wants to join always have them first talk to someone that has already gone through the process!

    • @axios14
      @axios14 9 років тому

      +Carlos Vreal amen bro. that shit would have saved my ass. 35m with lots of promises and none delivered. fuck it still loved my time.

    • @tilligetbig
      @tilligetbig 9 років тому +2

      Shway-NG best job I ever had. lol

    • @axios14
      @axios14 9 років тому +1

      +Carlos Vreal damn straight bro.

  • @cameronschmid4773
    @cameronschmid4773 6 років тому +29

    "This ain't a Grunt Style video!"

    • @khitai8227
      @khitai8227 4 роки тому +1

      Cameron Schmid he has his PT belt too lol

  • @onyxesprit7641
    @onyxesprit7641 5 років тому +138

    Oooh skeletons in the closet i get it.. damn I need more space..

  • @brittlowry3437
    @brittlowry3437 2 роки тому +1

    I am so glad I have stock in this company.

  • @lildodly2037
    @lildodly2037 5 років тому +32

    “Time management is key”. AAHHAAHAHAHA

  • @trevorpeterson2626
    @trevorpeterson2626 9 років тому +6

    My platoon was always last to leave. We were pretty much given the keys to the battalion, told to lock up and make sure the lights were off. We got a new Plt. Sgt. that had just finished up being a Drill Sgt. at some POG Basic Training. He had a fat wife and never wanted to go home.

  • @williamgraham5971
    @williamgraham5971 8 років тому +61

    I enlisted as a Cav scout since I couldn't get a ranger contract. & yes I got the airborne. Lol

    • @nicknutter3036
      @nicknutter3036 7 років тому +3

      1-91? Ain't nothing wrong with scoutin' brother!

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 6 років тому +3

      Caleb Graham You could have joined the regular infantry,you would've most likely served in the 82nd.Easier to get a slot at ranger school as a paratrooper.Cav scouts don't like to send their people to ranger school.

    • @g-manjams
      @g-manjams 6 років тому +2

      THOT PATROL agent incredibly wrong. Scouts are pushed really hard to go to ranger school.

  • @jimmywayne983
    @jimmywayne983 6 років тому +3

    You just have to love Carl Gustav :D A gentle thump on the shoulder after a job well done, Carl Gustav is a great work buddy.

  • @ironwill8596
    @ironwill8596 5 років тому +36

    The blond is gorgeous! Nice job guys your coffee is awesome

  • @Endeavor545
    @Endeavor545 5 років тому +13

    Fullest bars in the country: The night a carrier battle group leaves stateside!!

  • @sethmiller8768
    @sethmiller8768 4 роки тому +10

    I'm attending Drivers Ed via Zoom, and around the "be a daddy" part, they played a video about car crashes, and i just happened to burst out laughing as a semi truck hit about 4 dozen cows at full speed, splattering them all on the road. Thank you Mat.

  • @brianerickson8204
    @brianerickson8204 4 роки тому +13

    Would love to drink a beer and be friends with this dude. He's hilarious!!

  • @pythonprofreak7522
    @pythonprofreak7522 4 роки тому +4

    lol, you guys bringing back old memories. Meat Gazer!

  • @drainbamage8656
    @drainbamage8656 2 роки тому

    This is amazing like every video. Funnier than anything out there. Thank you all for your service. God bless.

  • @jackies56tbird
    @jackies56tbird 4 роки тому +9

    A USMC Vietnam Vet friend was telling us he and his buddy, also a VV, got drunk and a bit smoked up, his wife came home from work and they were both on the roof. She said "What are you doing up there and he told her they were Gargoyles. She just went in and started dinner.

    • @michaellefort6128
      @michaellefort6128 3 роки тому

      Wives are in the military too. My wife has been with me through eight years active and then some. I know she'll reload for me if it comes to that around here.

  • @msg3134
    @msg3134 9 років тому +15

    Did We Get A New Dog?"Woofff"😂😂😂😂

  • @haydenstockton1714
    @haydenstockton1714 6 років тому +5

    Greatest blooper reel ever😂 Rocco laughing makes me laugh so god damn hard😂

  • @TheMysteriousSwede
    @TheMysteriousSwede 9 років тому +109

    Loving that "I

    • @traviesolee72
      @traviesolee72 8 років тому +14

      +TheMysteriousSwede Nothing says "Knock- Knock" like blowing a door- sized hole through the wall 3 feet to the side of the door ;-)

    • @lukebigboi3496
      @lukebigboi3496 6 років тому

      ε>

    • @kluckmaster1969
      @kluckmaster1969 6 років тому +1

      pruttapåresjälv

    • @Robomann
      @Robomann 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit. That's when I can find you?
      A surprise for sure. But a good one

    • @rxonmymind8362
      @rxonmymind8362 5 років тому +4

      WWII
      Hitler's general to Sweden...
      "Surrender!"
      Sweden "Why?"
      General "We have twice as many men as you do"
      Sweden "That's good. I'll tell my men to only shoot twice"...
      General never attacked Sweden. Most bad ass defended country on Earth.

  • @samhouston5217
    @samhouston5217 5 років тому +1

    "sleep anywhere" absolutely true!! I listed it on my resume!

  • @deathsicon
    @deathsicon 5 років тому +9

    "This isn't a gruntstyle video"
    A gruntstyle ad played when I opened this up so...

  • @beatboxbuggi6884
    @beatboxbuggi6884 4 роки тому +7

    “Remember that time when we were deployed for ten years and expected to come back completely normal and sane?”
    Both start laughing.

  • @sgt_s4und3r54
    @sgt_s4und3r54 5 років тому +5

    I know I'm late to the party but my uncle served in Vietnam and he used to teach recruits to sleep in the trees. I found it funny that you did that.

  • @noyou9847
    @noyou9847 8 років тому +25

    They're so much bigger now

  • @Durge42
    @Durge42 4 роки тому +2

    That recruiter bit at the beginning was so accurate XD

  • @GunnersRange
    @GunnersRange 6 років тому +1

    Love watching your videos! Semper Fi! CWO4 1969-2004

  • @alvinthompson3247
    @alvinthompson3247 4 роки тому +36

    If you haven't fallen asleep in every possible way known to man, you were in the Air force.

    • @dallisb1047
      @dallisb1047 4 роки тому

      C-141 hot summer day somebody else's rucksack jamming in my thigh. Flying Noe with the air conditioners out. Airborne all the way

    • @Kiryu
      @Kiryu 3 роки тому

      I fell asleep next to an open fire in a snowstorm and woke up with half of my top melted to my skin. Fun times.

    • @declanglover4903
      @declanglover4903 2 роки тому

      Bro im not in the army but I fell asleep on my fricken gun in My back when hunting

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 2 роки тому

      On my ruck in the desert, on a toilet, leaning against a wall while machine guns were firing, sitting up in a C-17 jump seat, shivering on the cold floor of a spider-infested shed in the woods on Fort Benning...

    • @dand3953
      @dand3953 2 роки тому

      If you were aircraft maintenance and they had you working in a desert, you learned how to sleep somewhere on that spacecraft (normally very uncomfortable), above ground level, out of reach of the scorpions.

  • @thecaptain3594
    @thecaptain3594 8 років тому +15

    "I'm gonna...I'm gonna...." "Be a daddy!" "Boohoohoohoohoohoo!!!!" That literally had me laughing uncontrollably for like 10 minutes straight. Absolutely hysterical.

    • @noname-nq5zn
      @noname-nq5zn 2 роки тому +1

      Would have been more accurate if the girl first asked if he was a sergeant or above

    • @noname-nq5zn
      @noname-nq5zn 2 роки тому +1

      She wasn't procreating she was building her own fire team

  • @scout7876
    @scout7876 6 років тому +26

    3:37 was he wearing a tactical Fanny Pack?!

  • @otravis676
    @otravis676 4 роки тому

    You guys have gotta put out a outtakes video. If what we see is this funny the outtakes gotta be hysterical.

  • @tonylesser3704
    @tonylesser3704 5 років тому

    Love y'all video and like to say thank y'all for your service and all y'all have done

  • @JoseRodriguez-zg8ls
    @JoseRodriguez-zg8ls 4 роки тому +6

    “I’m sorry he scared me!”.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTrtleGod
    @TheTrtleGod 4 роки тому +10

    I was sitting here like ok whatever typical him THENNNNNNN "I'm gonna I'm gonna-" "BE IT DADDY"

  • @thecowboyofoklahoma5866
    @thecowboyofoklahoma5866 4 роки тому +22

    Went into the military as a teenager, came out a man, regressed back into a child, now just won't shut up about shit.
    (Hey new video idea!)

  • @NathanielEssex1849
    @NathanielEssex1849 5 років тому

    I have to give it up this was great to watch first thing in the morning. As a new subscriber I have to say I found about Mat Best via the Washington Post Magazine 10 March 2019. I'm glad that I read up on this hilarious channel.

  • @gregorywhitus2148
    @gregorywhitus2148 2 роки тому

    Man, I just found these guys , as a ramadi government center 2007 marine combat vet, these guys skits remind me so much of the boys fuckin around back then! Thanks bros for givin a fellow brother a much needed smile and laugh! Semper

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 4 роки тому +9

    "They call me big Bobby mwa!" LMFAO I died XD

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 3 роки тому

      "Big Papi" Papi is Spanish for Daddy. He was saying they call him Big Daddy.

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 3 роки тому

      @@engmed4400 LOL even better XD

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 3 роки тому

      @@GeneralG1810 I know, right?

  • @RolandKontson
    @RolandKontson 4 роки тому +4

    0:06 is already gold

  • @needlamp2147
    @needlamp2147 4 роки тому +5

    "I said more shaft" lmfao

  • @baileywooof493
    @baileywooof493 3 роки тому

    I am training to become a C130 Pilot in the RAAF, this helped out a lot thanks

  • @luckymuse9590
    @luckymuse9590 5 років тому +1

    This video reminded me of some of the operators that i used to know in Chad....Damn i miss those days, but i have the scars and stories of that crazy time in my life..

  • @yeboy4725
    @yeboy4725 8 років тому +5

    4:31 look at the person reflection in the sliding glass door

  • @ericthompson7452
    @ericthompson7452 5 років тому +3

    I don't think I've laughed so hard since I got chased down a pier in Marseille France by a cabbie with a straight razor when I was in the Navy.

  • @opmdevil
    @opmdevil 9 років тому +20

    Who is the hot girl with glasses and some hot tattoos? I don't want to see these hairy men anymore, I want to see more of her.

  • @jodybanks5344
    @jodybanks5344 5 років тому

    Always making my day a better one, one video at a time

  • @joeylicano6803
    @joeylicano6803 4 роки тому

    Miss my buddies I served with during our time in. God bless you all wherever you all may be nowadays. A shout out to the 4 TH INF DIV. 4th Aviation battalion, 4th AIR CAV. 267th ADA Europe ( Unit Flag retired ), 16TH INF. 8TH Army Group, and last but never least, 1st DIV. Support Battalion, Ft. Riley. Miss u all!

  • @undertheblade1
    @undertheblade1 8 років тому +15

    oh man i watched a few vids and fuck me dead i died laughing i had to sub lol

  • @trevorlomprey3077
    @trevorlomprey3077 8 років тому +30

    I must have been military in my past life because I can fall asleep anywhere

    • @Rookthabastad
      @Rookthabastad 5 років тому +1

      Trevor Lomprey I can fall asleep ........ standing up

    • @Rookthabastad
      @Rookthabastad 5 років тому +1

      Deimos Cain damn🤣🤣🤣

    • @hauptmannneufeld
      @hauptmannneufeld 5 років тому +1

      I fell asleep during finals.

    • @logancurl9526
      @logancurl9526 5 років тому

      @Deimos Cain I too, have those special powers, which I previously had, but perfected in the Army lol

  • @tasonjodd5151
    @tasonjodd5151 4 роки тому +5

    0:40
    Turn on the captions
    "Guys I just scored a hundred on my Ass well"

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 Місяць тому +1

    I was in Saudi Arabia for the Persian Gulf War (Desert Shield/Desert Storm). I could have slept on a cot. But I found that I liked sleeping in the sand - most comfortable bed ever!

  • @DarkCloud_74
    @DarkCloud_74 5 років тому +2

    Still watching in 2019!

  • @Doublezzranch
    @Doublezzranch 6 років тому +8

    HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

  • @joejarrell8610
    @joejarrell8610 9 років тому +8

    I still can't believe the Seahawks didn't run the ball....

  • @drewsmithson6665
    @drewsmithson6665 8 років тому +5

    I was a bad ass in the military, and this dude is still so much cooler than me. Life is truly unfair. lol I want to hate these videos, but I just cant!

  • @saucywench9122
    @saucywench9122 3 роки тому +1

    The tree part is so accurate. Up late one night on roaming guard duty as platoon punishment. After 20 minutes I found a tree in the dark corner of a building. Stashed my gear in a shadow, climbed up 15 feet and found a nice sturdy limb to nap on. Drill never looked up, nor the other guards.

  • @davidcoblentz7468
    @davidcoblentz7468 2 роки тому

    This video is perfect love it as a navy corpsman I can definitely relate.