The Worst Game I've Ever Played: Skateboard Madness: "Xtreme Edition"

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  • @guitarherofreek08
    @guitarherofreek08 5 років тому +419

    "Mom I want Tony Hawk"
    "We have Tony Hawk at home"
    The Tony Hawk at home:

    • @PHeMoX
      @PHeMoX 5 років тому +12

      When it comes to some of the rip-off games, I'd imagine they would say exactly that. Like the Son of the Lion King thing for example. Can't believe they didn't get sued.

    • @liamdugdale
      @liamdugdale 5 років тому +4

      @7.62x39 sucks Tom Hank's pro skater

    • @WorldsWorstBoy
      @WorldsWorstBoy 5 років тому +1

      Simpsons skateboarding

    • @iqbalfabianza3866
      @iqbalfabianza3866 5 років тому

      *actually, literally nothing in the end*

    • @thevideos-rj8bo
      @thevideos-rj8bo 5 років тому +1

      1.45 that's not a good thing to boast about

  • @BubbyBoy
    @BubbyBoy 4 роки тому +31

    You think Caddy would come to your house to give you a kiss on the lips? You actually figured out how to finish the game!
    Kudos to you

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar 3 роки тому +3

      Yuhhhuh... GOOOFYYYYYYYY!!!!

    • @Its_Dean0
      @Its_Dean0 3 місяці тому

      Skateboard Madness The Wrath Of Jonathan.

  • @Larsmop
    @Larsmop 5 років тому +38

    Funny thing is that the first map/spot is a real one in Vilnius, Lithuania , I live not far from it. It's a local beloved skatespot and I remember back in the day when the game was released it got so much hype because of the fact it had the famous spot, everyone was buying the crap game, afterwards no one was really talking about, it became sort of a taboo.

  • @fizzpeak123
    @fizzpeak123 5 років тому +186

    I can't believe that he reviewed two bad games in a row please review something good so you can't torture yourself something like ssx 3

    • @las10plagas
      @las10plagas 5 років тому +3

      one of these ssx games was soooooo gooood =)

    • @fernandoreyes680
      @fernandoreyes680 5 років тому +5

      fizzpeakgamer 13 SSX3 is the best game ever

    • @computerpastiche
      @computerpastiche 5 років тому +6

      @@fernandoreyes680 ssx3 is just snowboarding perfection

    • @fernandoreyes680
      @fernandoreyes680 5 років тому +1

      @@computerpastiche Word. 10/10 game no doubt

    • @therealskrubby712
      @therealskrubby712 5 років тому

      no tricky and on tour was better

  • @bjaanderson
    @bjaanderson 5 років тому +109

    I imagine every skater destined for Hell will be forced to skate in a universe with physics modeled after this game.

    • @Mediocrityexe
      @Mediocrityexe 5 років тому +9

      Thanks, I hate this

    • @theMansalad
      @theMansalad 5 років тому +1

      extreme boards and blade would like a word

  • @nottrevorallen
    @nottrevorallen 3 роки тому +12

    "why is there a pyramid in the middle of the bowl?"
    my local skatepark:
    "hold my beer"

  • @robertoarmstrong7317
    @robertoarmstrong7317 5 років тому +23

    I remember my parents coming home with this.. never have I ever been so heartbroken.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 3 роки тому +1

      Dayum.

    • @jarrodeaston6373
      @jarrodeaston6373 Рік тому

      So then what happened after that? Please tell me they got you a tony hawk game as a apology.

  • @Pretty_Rad
    @Pretty_Rad 5 років тому +154

    When you see the Phoenix Games logo, you *know* it's bad.

    • @DurradonXylles
      @DurradonXylles 5 років тому +18

      Yep, at 1:26 I suddenly got a lot of Caddicarus and Tennings PTSD flashbacks. That logo of theirs is legitimately the best thing they've ever made, and they probably commissioned a graphic design firm for it.

    • @derpydashdjblazekin
      @derpydashdjblazekin 5 років тому +2

      so the euro equivalent to ljn

    • @PHeMoX
      @PHeMoX 5 років тому +2

      @@AfterBurnerTeirusu Nah, they published hundreds of games, but none of them were good. The excuse is really the low cost. It was easily a publisher I avoided. I don't believe Phoenix Games ever made games themselves. They were a publisher, consisted of only 6 people, a Dutch company. They were not like a Davilex.

    • @melaniel.4269
      @melaniel.4269 5 років тому +1

      @@AfterBurnerTeirusu Phoenix Games NEVER developed any games themself. They just acted as a Publisher for low budget/amateur/bedroom developers and went out of business in 2008. I wouldn't call the Touge series good though. Atlus was always extremely mediocre and that is just a lame racing game with bad controls and borderline ps1 graphics.

    • @punkgrl325
      @punkgrl325 5 років тому +1

      @dj X.A.N.A Nah, ljn made officially licensed games. I think Phoenix would be closer to Color Dreams.

  • @altf4games
    @altf4games 5 років тому +42

    Ooh, it was made by THOSE guys? Those 'games' they made before weren't games, they were more or less glorified power point presentations on a disc.
    Compared to those things, this is almost a masterpiece. The worst part is that the levels itself look actually pretty decent? Not amazing or anything and they play terrible in this game. But if you'd port them into THUG Pro or something, they'd might work okay enough. So if anyone there actually cared, it was the level designer.

    • @sybrstupidhead5526
      @sybrstupidhead5526 4 роки тому +4

      I played snow whiten and the seven clever boys. It was from a game with a unskippable cut scene at the start and it has some mini games like puzzles and stuff. I didn't get past the puzzle game because the game was slowly slowing down until it was going at 1 fps.

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      @kevindrew8347 3 роки тому

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    • @abdullahboston6963
      @abdullahboston6963 3 роки тому

      @Kevin Drew instablaster ;)

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      @kevindrew8347 3 роки тому

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  • @DFunct905
    @DFunct905 5 років тому +50

    Should have been sold as “Bam Margera drunk skating,”

  • @roodstachlea
    @roodstachlea 4 роки тому +38

    "The grind meter is a physical object"
    Ok so can you grind the grind meter?

  • @TheTWEEK95
    @TheTWEEK95 5 років тому +17

    4:23 sounds like my car when the battery is dead.

  • @bdiddyb
    @bdiddyb 5 років тому +51

    If you grew up in the UK during the mid to late 00s you know the absolute poop of Phoenix games

    • @videogamerka0009
      @videogamerka0009 4 роки тому +1

      Have you ever spotted them in actual shop?

    • @bdiddyb
      @bdiddyb 4 роки тому +2

      @@videogamerka0009 yeah back in the day corner shops in the uk would sell them and budget ps1 games of similar low quality

  • @minimme
    @minimme 5 років тому +30

    another great review but don't punish yourself too much play something good next pls hahah

    • @jay_344
      @jay_344 4 роки тому +1

      Idk man. I like watching the torture

  • @fastbreak333
    @fastbreak333 5 років тому +36

    And here I thought that Rocket Power game was ass. This makes Tony Hawk 5 look like game of the year.

  • @DefiantTurtle21
    @DefiantTurtle21 5 років тому +60

    I don't know if I should be excited or incredibly sorry you're finally playing a Phoenix game

  • @RichardPlaysStuff
    @RichardPlaysStuff 5 років тому +19

    Didn't really believe you, thought it was hyperbole... then I saw the Phoenix Games logo lmao

  • @GhostOfLorelei
    @GhostOfLorelei 5 років тому +4

    You were unnervingly good at sounding like a 90s "mega rad" voiceover actor.

  • @paolocamero2251
    @paolocamero2251 5 років тому +15

    This game made Aron so sad the thumbnail looks like every person in stained glass windows in churches

  • @AlwaysResoak
    @AlwaysResoak 5 років тому +6

    I can't believe you managed to pull through this one, thanks for the coverage man. Always love your vids

  • @Lewis_Treff97
    @Lewis_Treff97 4 роки тому +2

    I've got a game called '5 Star Racing' that was released on the PlayStation 1 in 2003 by Phoenix. The music in the game is quite good and the detail of the cars are alright but it's very limited to gameplay and handling.

  • @fredtaylor9288
    @fredtaylor9288 4 роки тому +3

    'Maybe I'm just sick because I realize my life has lead me to a point where I play games like this in my free time' 😂😂😂😂

  • @10DollarProductions
    @10DollarProductions 5 років тому +9

    This game is legit pissing me off. I feel frustrated for you lol.

  • @twelvelookslike
    @twelvelookslike 5 років тому +14

    Just be glad it wasn't the Turbo Extreme edition

  • @KmartStalker
    @KmartStalker 5 років тому +20

    I remember watching you back when you would give trick tips in your drive way. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @mountaindewmofo
    @mountaindewmofo 5 років тому +16

    I lol'ed so hard when you said "is he mongoing?"

  • @xKAOTICZ
    @xKAOTICZ 5 років тому +5

    Let's gooo 50k subs yo! Congrats Rad Rat keep up the great videos man!

  • @spongebobfan190
    @spongebobfan190 5 років тому +20

    I was literally having flashbacks the second I saw that Phoenix Games logo.
    Edit: After watching more of this video, I can say with confidence that we owe Robomodo an apology, because while they made the worst Tony Hawk game, they didn't make the worst skateboarding game. This "game" makes THPS5 look like Breath of the Wild in comparison.

  • @BlackburryTV
    @BlackburryTV 4 роки тому +2

    Rad was lenient when he said early PS2 quality graphics. This legit looks worse than Pro Skater 2 on PS1 lmao

  • @Psharko
    @Psharko 5 років тому +7

    I think we had a Lithuanian version of this game. The first level is based of Vilnius, Cathedral square.

  • @baarks
    @baarks 5 років тому +5

    I'm so glad you're still making videos. They are always entertaining and I love watching them. Keep it up Rad Rat :)

  • @MotionCC
    @MotionCC 5 років тому +8

    I’m surprised that they were able stay in business for the amount they did

  • @laurentiumanolescu
    @laurentiumanolescu 5 років тому +8

    Hello. What is your opinion on land paddling, wind skate, kitewing skating and many more variations of skateboarding. Thank you

  • @EverDownward
    @EverDownward 5 років тому +3

    I adore how much you look like existentially depressed Tony Hawk in the thumbnail for this video

  • @maturememory
    @maturememory 5 років тому +12

    I love your content man, never touched a skateboard in my life but your stuff is so good man

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions 5 років тому +3

      Get a skateboard and learn man, it's awesome. Never too late to start.

  • @j_c_93
    @j_c_93 5 років тому +3

    You should try out Razor Freestyle Scooter. It's a THPS ripoff... but with scooters. It's on PS1 and N64. There's something very strange about it.

    • @lpnp9477
      @lpnp9477 5 років тому

      It's not terrible though. Not good but eh

    • @fizzpeak123
      @fizzpeak123 5 років тому

      Robot's

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 5 років тому +18

    Damn....even ESPN X Games: Skateboarding looks better

  • @PhantomHydra808
    @PhantomHydra808 3 роки тому +3

    You should see all the other “games” made by Phoenix games

  • @absurddive
    @absurddive 5 років тому +4

    > *PHOENIX LOGO*
    Here we go again bois! LMAO

  • @evandetwiler2810
    @evandetwiler2810 5 років тому +3

    Omfg! I played this when I was growing up. I bought a PS2 and games from a flea market and this was one of the games. I TOTALLY blocked this from my memory.

  • @larsschneider8496
    @larsschneider8496 5 років тому +4

    The moment i heard phoenix games.. oof.. i got dalmatians 3 flashbacks..
    Red flag when you hear phoenix games

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 роки тому +2

    Skateboard Madness: The Wrath of Jonathan

  • @PravdaFIN
    @PravdaFIN 5 років тому +1

    Rumour has it that some Phoenix games weren't even licensed but used the cases from other games which have the hologram logo

  • @lazarusxd8641
    @lazarusxd8641 5 років тому +6

    Phoneix Games has a game called Xtreme Boarders/Precision Boarding

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan 5 років тому +1

    Ah yes, skate at the famous spots hosting "the globe's skateboarding events" like... small skate park and business plaza area.
    Radical!

  • @jphooper
    @jphooper 5 років тому +4

    lol you voice on the reading the back. its just missing a gnarly at the end

  • @notnorthkai
    @notnorthkai 5 років тому

    The game is basically a kid that started off on vert, learned a couple flip tricks and said; "Screw it, I want to be sponsored."

  • @farenhaid13421
    @farenhaid13421 4 роки тому +3

    Oh joy another video about Skateboard Madness: the wrath of JONATHAN!

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 3 роки тому +1

    3:42 this just sounds like an old battery powered Nerf blaster.

  • @treefiddytwoo
    @treefiddytwoo 4 роки тому +1

    yooo that grind sound is fkn hilarious 🤣 sounds like a squeaky mattress lmao

  • @fluffydestroyer8336
    @fluffydestroyer8336 5 років тому +2

    you ever played eyetoy antigrav? I remember it being a fairly decent time, but finding an eyetoy setup could be a pain

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 5 років тому +2

    As an amateur game designer, this is *disgusting* - this game clearly wasn't playtested at all, even by the devs - and playtesting is the absolute *CORE* of game design. These people don't deserve to call themselves developers - average Mario Maker player is more competent designer (because Mario Maker forces you to playtest your levels)

  • @unixfreak
    @unixfreak 5 років тому +2

    Phoenix games oh lord... they made "Snow white and the 7 clever boys" -- the worst game that was ever released on PS2 lmao.

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 5 років тому +2

    I didn't know it was the snow white and the 7 clever boys studio LOL now it all makes sense

  • @chrismayhem5447
    @chrismayhem5447 4 роки тому +2

    Seems fun in a weird way. Like a memorable experience because of the weird hard learning curve it took to get good at it .

  • @nathanlee7330
    @nathanlee7330 4 роки тому

    I have nightmares about being a castaway on an island stuck with a game exactly like this.

  • @heshakajayawardena5612
    @heshakajayawardena5612 5 років тому +2

    Lol @ British people being spelling impaired. The people who invented the English language...

    • @calska140
      @calska140 5 років тому

      You aren't even versed in English enough to make judgements on anyone else's English.
      Geoffrey Chaucer was the greatest English poet of the middle ages. He was the master and definer of English before Shakespeare and probably more impactful.
      This is a direct quote from his most famous book:
      "Youre tale anoyeth al this compaignye.
      Swich talkyng is nat worth a boterflye"
      Language is about expression first. Grammar and spelling are only good if they directly benefit articulation. In fact, masterful authors purposefully misspell and ignore certain grammar basics to better fit what they are trying to express.
      So, chill with the 'Brits r dum' rhetoric, you didn't confuse 'collecter' with some other word did you? It was a blatant misspelling but not a bad one and not unexpected when you churn out titles, that usually take 2 years, in 5 months.
      I'm ranting because people go apeshit online over harmless spelling mistakes, it's rock stupid and I'm tired of it. I've won school and county-level spelling bees, I'm never even persecuted for spelling and it still irks me.

    • @heshakajayawardena5612
      @heshakajayawardena5612 5 років тому +1

      @@calska140 I am unsure as to why you are replying to me. It seems your comment would be better directed to Rad Rat rather than me. I was pointing out the irony in saying British people are spelling impaired...

  • @ToastyGhost
    @ToastyGhost 5 років тому +1

    How do you play it so well? It’s so hard to control.

  • @SavoxYT
    @SavoxYT 5 років тому +2

    As soon as you mentioned Phoenix Games I thought "You're a brave man. Crazy, but brave".

  • @ShOscar
    @ShOscar 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: PACCIE is not a real game. The cover art was made as a proof-of-concept of sorts. And as for the cover art, they stole a picture from 2003 that was used to test CGI ray tracing

  • @drhall343
    @drhall343 4 роки тому

    11:01 Hey guys. Just chilling in the void. Nothing to see here.

  • @tomico9154
    @tomico9154 4 роки тому

    When they say sell them anywhere they aren't kidding, I remember buying a game from them at a small village fish and chip shop.

  • @vk2172
    @vk2172 5 років тому +1

    I do want to point out that you do indeed notate time with ' - minutes and " - seconds. so for example 4'20" is 4 minutes 20 seconds.
    Bless your soul for playing this game.

  • @jimmy3people0
    @jimmy3people0 5 років тому +2

    SNOOOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CLEVER BOOOOOYS

  • @adintijerina7596
    @adintijerina7596 5 років тому +2

    Oh its Phoenix games that makes sense

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 5 років тому +3

    9:36 actually that's Americans.

  • @lose8447
    @lose8447 2 роки тому

    It looks like a game that was made as a prop for a film with a 5 second scene showing a kid playing a skateboard game

  • @christopherwoolley8976
    @christopherwoolley8976 5 років тому +1

    why did they let these people publish this crap game.

  • @KONSOLIUS
    @KONSOLIUS 2 роки тому

    It was developed by Lithuanian shovelware creators Uxus Games and published by Phoenix Games. There is also a localized PC version called "Vilniaus riedlentės: gatvės stilius" (Skateboards of Vilnius: Street Style). The first level is in Vilnius cathedral square. Of course in reality there is no skatepark there, but it's still a place where skaters gather.

  • @Blackfingers666
    @Blackfingers666 5 років тому +5

    Thank you for making content man I really enjoy it.

  • @derpsrule1988
    @derpsrule1988 5 років тому +2

    Try the boards and blades games

  • @Crytwice
    @Crytwice 5 років тому +3

    if you're checking weird ps2 PAL games, check Skate Attack, pretty bizarre ps2 jet set radio kinda game but with skates

  • @mazdaroadster-mx5
    @mazdaroadster-mx5 7 місяців тому

    This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the internet

  • @VegetabIeMan
    @VegetabIeMan 4 роки тому

    Lmao at 6:18, he went through the arch and not up the ramp as intended.

  • @dneck
    @dneck 3 роки тому

    thanks for taking one for the team! haha

  • @Toblerone5
    @Toblerone5 4 роки тому

    I have never seen a games camera be so broken
    Like I've seen plenty of broken cameras but that level of flipped and fucked, never. Amazing

  • @SylveonPlays316
    @SylveonPlays316 5 років тому +1

    Oh no! Not Phoenix games!

  • @nickmccack
    @nickmccack 5 років тому

    "Welcome back to Rad Rat Video, a channel where I talk about skate history, and topics as well as please the sadistic and masochistic pleasures many, as well as myself will put myself through on an emotional level playing skating's shovelwear two to three times a week...(I'm dead inside)"

  • @leopsss
    @leopsss 5 років тому +2

    Lost my shit with that "snow white and the seven clever boys". What an amazing world we live in, right?

  • @thezeon5
    @thezeon5 4 роки тому

    The font of this game on the front cover, looks like is literally from The Loud House!

  • @psychosaucepan4841
    @psychosaucepan4841 4 роки тому

    This is why skateboarding games shouldn't be made without the inclusion of an actual skater telling the devs how shit works

  • @B4haty
    @B4haty 5 років тому +1

    I remember all those games. 5€ at the grocery store. I still see them sometimes, ha!

  • @unisonarcanine
    @unisonarcanine 5 років тому +1

    Even worse than Simpsons skateboarding? I played that game the other day and me and my friend found it hilariously bad.

  • @Sterling20073
    @Sterling20073 5 років тому

    Did the game have any music you muted for the video?

  • @wigsdanger
    @wigsdanger 4 роки тому +1

    The kid that got this instead of tony hawks, that did make me laugh 😂

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 5 років тому

    1:35 just listening to that bit hurt.

  • @kayeplaguedoc9054
    @kayeplaguedoc9054 4 роки тому

    Wait, 3D renders? Actual gameplay outside of a coloring book?
    This is one of the few games by this developer that actually isn't just a crummy movie attached to a coloring book lol. This is what they do when they put in effort.

  • @nicks4802
    @nicks4802 5 років тому

    The skywalk thingnhasnto do with avoiding a lawsuit from tony hawk.
    He invented the airwalk.

  • @Peteblz1
    @Peteblz1 5 років тому +1

    A computer programmer fell asleep on his keyboard at work *AND ACCIDENTALLY CREATED THIS MASTERPIECE* This is somehow worse than anything you could find at the dollar store. Happy to see you're making videos again though, thank you!

  • @angryhobo212
    @angryhobo212 5 років тому +1

    Holy shit, this is ridiculous. They named the tricks like generic brands, did they think trick names are copyrighted or something? xD

  • @las10plagas
    @las10plagas 5 років тому +1

    ok, I once borrowed myself street skater 2 from a friend, when I was a kid.
    the game pissed me off so much, that eventually, I scratched up the cd and threw it out of my window into the garden.
    it was a burned disc, so it wasn't that bad but my friend never found out what happened to his street skater 2 xD
    but *THIS* game looks worse!

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 5 років тому +1

    Skater XL won't give you a headache

  • @TheLegend-zd4mb
    @TheLegend-zd4mb 5 років тому +1

    I guess Activision accidentally released the beta for THPS

  • @Bebopopotamus
    @Bebopopotamus 4 роки тому

    The grind sounds like trying to start and old car on a cold day.

  • @TheSavageRobot
    @TheSavageRobot 5 років тому +1

    Lmfaooo I remember this game

  • @jackbarnes5589
    @jackbarnes5589 4 роки тому +2

    Skateboard Madness, THE WRATH OF JONATHAN!

  • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
    @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 років тому

    Savage! Way to perform sick radical daredevil stunts dude. Very much extreme skateboarding grinds and grabs. It's liiit!!
    Lol

  • @ayrfresh9632
    @ayrfresh9632 4 роки тому

    I can tell you that it's so bad because of the budget. "Use a stock image" that costs money. Investing in animators cost money. It's all to do with budget which clearly they had a total of £0.

  • @SimonB.
    @SimonB. 5 років тому

    That character model looks like from Resident Evil 2 and that was 1998

  • @zydian_
    @zydian_ 5 років тому

    after seeing this: oh wauw, they just released a skateboarding game in the alpha stage (and not a good one at that). 5 months, no wonder.