The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez)

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @sephin5539
    @sephin5539 5 років тому +5474

    As a blonde, 6’1 female senior in high school, I will be suing Tall Girl for identity theft.

    • @AnnMarcelino
      @AnnMarcelino 5 років тому +410

      Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

    • @lydlydlyd4709
      @lydlydlyd4709 5 років тому +36

      Ana Marcelino you beat me to it

    • @je7450
      @je7450 5 років тому +292

      How can you be a Tall Girl when your name is Little Man

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 5 років тому +32

      J E
      Tru you have a point

    • @papyrusthegreat457
      @papyrusthegreat457 5 років тому +54

      But ur photo is brown hair...

  • @pascal9394
    @pascal9394 4 роки тому +8687

    I love how they all comment on how “christ me dance”, “dad me dance”, and “mom me dance” make no sense but then no one says anything about how it apparently actually stands for “cancer me dance”

    • @cjmyoyo
      @cjmyoyo 4 роки тому +317

      Pascal I was trying to figure out what it stands for. But yeah cancer me dance makes the most sense.

    • @rebecamartinez1053
      @rebecamartinez1053 4 роки тому +50

      I have no idea what's going on wut

    • @csengelajos
      @csengelajos 4 роки тому +265

      Isn't it like.. Actually.. "see"..?

    • @pascal9394
      @pascal9394 4 роки тому +222

      Lajos Csenge yeah but I thought it was probably like a double meaning, like you pronounce it as “see” but it also stands for cancer or smth, just seemed the most likely to me since the mc has cancer and it seemed like they were trying to be clever lol

    • @lotus-sc3wh
      @lotus-sc3wh 4 роки тому +55

      I honestly thought it was like C (see) me dance...

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 5 років тому +2346

    Plot twist: the reason people always make fun of her is because she brings her own preschool sized furniture with her everywhere she goes and refuses to use normal tables and chairs. She also exclusively walks around on stilts, even if she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee she has to either put on the stills to walk to the bathroom or she just rolls.

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sydneywebb5633
      @sydneywebb5633 5 років тому +31

      I’m 13 and 5 10 and I can verify all y’all girls do this

    • @kokomollyroseheart5999
      @kokomollyroseheart5999 5 років тому +5

      Syd I’m also 13 but I’m 4’11 ._.

    • @portxr
      @portxr 5 років тому +2

      KokoMolly Roseheart no offense but nobody asked lol

    • @stefcoll2972
      @stefcoll2972 5 років тому +7

      Literally all the characters were like 5’5 and under, made her look like a 3 story building moving through the hallway (yes, I watched the movie, yes it was very cringe)

  • @DiscipleGames
    @DiscipleGames 2 роки тому +5658

    The funniest thing about this movie is the 6'1" thing... not only is that a totally normal height (every high school basketball team I've seen will have several taller Tall Girls, and college even more so), but AVA MICHELLE IS 6 FOOT 2 INCHES TALL. They made a movie about a girl so "absurdly tall" that it affects every aspect of her life, got a realistically tall actress to play the lead, and said "No, that's too tall for Tall Girl"

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 2 роки тому +433

      I’m pretty sure all tall girl did was make people feel uncomfortable about their height

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 Рік тому +155

      @@placeholderdoe I don't even think it made people insecure, just uncomfortable like you said.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому

      That makes me think of the Antichrist Willem Dafoe penis story.

    • @Kaido711
      @Kaido711 Рік тому +193

      It’s funny bc there is something to be said about how being perceived as tall or broad for a girl can manifest in insecurity, or have a negative stigma, but u really cheapen the potential for a good story by overstating and cartoonifying the issue lol. It’s like having a movie called “Scrawny Boy,” “Flat-Chested Girl” or “Curvy Boy” lmao.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 11 місяців тому +59

      ​@@Kaido711Yeah, I'm the same height as the actress, and while definitely for men like me it's seen as desireable, but literally millions of people like and prefer tall women.
      Also, idk about you but Curvy Boy sounds hot af, I'd love that

  • @13thRebellion
    @13thRebellion 5 років тому +7230

    When Drew and Danny hug each other during the christian trailer and Kurtis gets left out... I felt that

    • @FallenDivaLabRat
      @FallenDivaLabRat 5 років тому +478

      We Are Two Different People and Kurtis

    • @MeandMonkeyLP
      @MeandMonkeyLP 5 років тому +150

      Im literally Curtis without the Sadboi style/looks :(

    • @entername1665
      @entername1665 5 років тому +23

      Thing *the Bible*
      Thing #2 *that says the bibble*
      Thing *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD*

    • @luxuscarnage4828
      @luxuscarnage4828 5 років тому +176

      They fought over him in another video so it evens out a bit.

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 роки тому +9

      4:06

  • @meghapethari7288
    @meghapethari7288 4 роки тому +22651

    This video is just Kurtis trying to adapt to environment of his foster parents

    • @filippa2081
      @filippa2081 4 роки тому +621

      this comment is very accurate

    • @runarigus
      @runarigus 4 роки тому +182

      His *what-*

    • @AngelBehindHim
      @AngelBehindHim 4 роки тому +307

      foster? he sounds and looks exactly like drew 😭

    • @capylost
      @capylost 4 роки тому +54

      *dad

    • @joeyg7520
      @joeyg7520 4 роки тому +55

      Parent*

  • @birdsrneat
    @birdsrneat 4 роки тому +3358

    When she asked him, "cloth or disposable diapers?" I thought she had chronic diarrhea.

    • @sm3llyb3cky52
      @sm3llyb3cky52 4 роки тому +10

      Boogie Booty lol 😂

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 роки тому +24

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    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 роки тому +28

      @@luthermorrisjr1657 ok 😻

    • @Chloe-mj1rx
      @Chloe-mj1rx 4 роки тому +81

      If I'm poopin I'm loopin
      -From a DJ with chronic diarrhea

    • @elzikon5631
      @elzikon5631 4 роки тому +5

      That girl also played Lexi on Ant Farm lmao

  • @halfwayhappy
    @halfwayhappy Рік тому +3816

    Drew’s hair:🌲
    Kutris’s hair: 🍜
    Danny’s hair: 🌊

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- Рік тому +87

      hehe kutris

    • @rorzoi
      @rorzoi Рік тому +54

      kutris 💞

    • @halfwayhappy
      @halfwayhappy Рік тому +31

      Sorry I use text to speech because of my dyslexia it must have misheard me

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- Рік тому +52

      @halfwayhappy no need to apologise haha i just found it funny because in my language "cutre" means "poorly done" so "cutris" sounds like an endearing way of saying that to someone

    • @halfwayhappy
      @halfwayhappy Рік тому +17

      @@lu-__- omg that’s funny. What language do you speak. Right now I’m learning Hungarian and Japanese

  • @lertox00
    @lertox00 5 років тому +9930

    These boys: “we are not the same person”
    Also these boys: [talking in unison with no script]

  • @watakashe6072
    @watakashe6072 5 років тому +6804

    Kurtis is what happens when you're hanging out with a group of friends and your best friend leaves unexpectedly, so you're hanging out with two people who are already established soulmates

  • @amberc6403
    @amberc6403 5 років тому +12622

    kurtis conner in his own videos: BAD BOY
    kurtis conner in danny and drew’s videos; BABY BOY

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 5 років тому +510

      he's such an innocent bean here

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 5 років тому +686

      It's so cute when he's just kind of sitting there and giggling at the other guys' jokes

    • @phoenixc8328
      @phoenixc8328 5 років тому +243

      kurtis is always baby boy

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 4 роки тому +230

      sorry to say this but kurtis radiates big third wheel energy

    • @phoenixc8328
      @phoenixc8328 4 роки тому +29

      @@imacupcake but he doesnt

  • @_atessa
    @_atessa 4 роки тому +24052

    I love how their friendship is basically saying the end of each other's sentences at the same time

    • @joejoetuber574
      @joejoetuber574 3 роки тому +18

      2k likes and no comments???

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 3 роки тому +21

      IKR

    • @_atessa
      @_atessa 3 роки тому +8

      wtf

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 3 роки тому +89

      you know what they say,
      "true friends always finish each other's sneezes"

    • @ezzier2820
      @ezzier2820 3 роки тому +1

      You love everything

  • @yorpslorg8933
    @yorpslorg8933 4 роки тому +8166

    The guy in tall girl asks her to homecoming but freaks out when she stands up. Did he ask a complete stranger in a library to homecoming? From the way the movie portrays it, everyone knows she is tall, so is he also completely new to the school? Huh?

    • @ansruta8629
      @ansruta8629 3 роки тому +475

      Props to you for trying to make sense in the movie.

    • @chugchug72
      @chugchug72 3 роки тому +480

      I literally didn’t even realize this but the movie still doesn’t make sense like WHY IS BEING TALL FREAKISH?!
      When I was in middle school, being tall was the best thing in the world, it was so hot apparently.

    • @user-gf3fc9qv2d
      @user-gf3fc9qv2d 3 роки тому +218

      @@chugchug72 Yes, being taller than all your friends is actually pretty awesome because you can taunt your friends even if they’re average height :)

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 3 роки тому +92

      @@chugchug72 It's because she's a girl. Guys are typically put off by girls that are their height or taller. It hasn't really been a big deal as of recent that I've heard of since they've been more accepting, but maybe this movie doesn't really understand that.

    • @Juice-vn7ui
      @Juice-vn7ui 3 роки тому +121

      @@Merpsicles My school had this girl in 5th grade who was taller than almost every teacher, and damn she flexed on us with her height

  • @shannonhelgers6469
    @shannonhelgers6469 4 роки тому +4563

    New born baby:
    Me: So you're the new guy huh?

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 4 роки тому +201

      nurse, holding up my newborn baby: he’s beautiful! me, crossing my arms and eying baby suspiciously: so you’re the new guy huh?

    • @i95mgc
      @i95mgc 4 роки тому +1

      i gave you 1k likes 🙈

    • @innocentguy9639
      @innocentguy9639 4 роки тому +11

      シ Sᴛᴀʀʀʏ Nɪɢʜᴛs シ you have 1000 accounts?

    • @i95mgc
      @i95mgc 4 роки тому +4

      Yo DaD yea 👀😳

    • @dumbledorf5029
      @dumbledorf5029 4 роки тому

      @@i95mgc oh

  • @shreddie222
    @shreddie222 2 роки тому +1654

    these guys are like.... the same person but they glitched at birth and just accidentally got reincarnated into three different bodies

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Рік тому +37

      Confirmed: what happened

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 9 місяців тому +34

      And the curly hair genes got a little missed up but otherwise same person

    • @HeartsfromHarps
      @HeartsfromHarps 6 місяців тому +13

      @@ollie.1564yeah kurtis got most of them and danny got the rest.. drew got none

    • @magu_weem9168
      @magu_weem9168 Місяць тому

      sounds about right :)

  • @donnnnatell0
    @donnnnatell0 4 роки тому +13522

    they’re all the same person just in different fonts

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 роки тому +831

      _Danny_ *Danny* Danny

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 4 роки тому +425

      The important question is who is comic sans

    • @Iron678Maiden
      @Iron678Maiden 4 роки тому +306

      subpar 1224 I think drew is comic sans

    • @oikawaishot5604
      @oikawaishot5604 4 роки тому +48

      yes,tsukki is hot.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 роки тому +32

      chloe thats the funniest way of putting it

  • @StickItToTheMan120
    @StickItToTheMan120 5 років тому +13186

    if you close your eyes, it sounds like they’re one person talking to themself

    • @Kai-qv5yb
      @Kai-qv5yb 5 років тому +545

      holy shit you're right

    • @angelbait5
      @angelbait5 5 років тому +209

      ~this comment wins~

    • @EvilKillerify
      @EvilKillerify 5 років тому +329

      They're all basically the same person

    • @osmankoro1892
      @osmankoro1892 5 років тому +7

      @@Kai-qv5yb 677lu0opyp0phppy

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a 5 років тому +56

      Aren’t they?

  • @daniela-lq1xt
    @daniela-lq1xt 5 років тому +15366

    as a 6'1" girl, I can confirm that MOST tables don't end at my knees

  • @natalyarones9138
    @natalyarones9138 Рік тому +536

    After extensive research, the gay porn bee movie is called “1313: Giant Killer Bees” and it seems to be apart of a film series. You are welcome

    • @MamaMekoSL
      @MamaMekoSL 5 місяців тому +108

      I've watched it and it legit has multiple 15 minute scenes of men rubbing themselves

    • @starvingbabsi-nx3bc
      @starvingbabsi-nx3bc 4 місяці тому +3

      Thank uuuuu 🩷

    • @pandemonium732
      @pandemonium732 2 місяці тому +2

      You are truly a life saver

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 2 місяці тому

      ​@@MamaMekoSLand NO sex? What a tease

    • @magu_weem9168
      @magu_weem9168 Місяць тому

      @@MamaMekoSL oh no

  • @sherlynmartinez6136
    @sherlynmartinez6136 4 роки тому +26246

    I love how they’re three slightly different versions of the same person

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 4 роки тому +2797

      Drew is default, danny is the seventh grade edition and Kurtis is the stoner edition

    • @jessepinkman9027
      @jessepinkman9027 4 роки тому +344

      your creepy emo cousin omg yes

    • @CNowProductions
      @CNowProductions 4 роки тому +452

      Danny, Danny, and Kurtis

    • @lazzy-bones
      @lazzy-bones 4 роки тому +688

      different fonts if you will

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 роки тому +261

      Mm
      This the remix

  • @aurorajenkins444
    @aurorajenkins444 5 років тому +6613

    as a “tall girl” i can confirm that yes, most people that call me are pretending to be a Swedish exchange student asking me to homecoming at all times of the year.
    and i fall for it every time.

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 5 років тому +41

      Me too

    • @ivyuniverse1469
      @ivyuniverse1469 5 років тому +35

      Omg same

    • @tianna6933
      @tianna6933 5 років тому +71

      same :( im too tall....
      5 feet.....

    • @mollyseidlitz6002
      @mollyseidlitz6002 5 років тому +2

      Aurora Jenkins why a swedish exchange student though?

    • @sleepykoinu
      @sleepykoinu 5 років тому +94

      Ha! When will you learn you're just the tall girl?

  • @teetheatersanonymous
    @teetheatersanonymous 4 роки тому +6831

    "Danny, I saw the trailer and knew you'd like it."
    *insert gay bee porn trailer*
    drew, what are you implying?

  • @soupytime4541
    @soupytime4541 2 роки тому +541

    10:58 I think they just gaslit Danny into loving bees

  • @sophiacruz3929
    @sophiacruz3929 5 років тому +935

    girl: **dances**
    the devil: øögå bōôgä >:(

  • @rubydarling7564
    @rubydarling7564 4 роки тому +4971

    They should make a parody of tall girl called "short kings"

    • @heliodorable4612
      @heliodorable4612 4 роки тому +481

      and get cody ko and noel miller for it

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 роки тому +53

      Short boi

    • @Kyoung-Ji
      @Kyoung-Ji 4 роки тому +40

      That’s already a song

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 4 роки тому +23

      “ Tiny Man “
      - Starring Frank Ireo
      ( sorry my emo is showing )

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 4 роки тому +2

      Ragnarok Loki is Best Loki WAIT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

  • @rickeydart3040
    @rickeydart3040 3 роки тому +6447

    I'm just gonna yell "What do you know of hell?!" whenever I'm losing an argument.

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 3 роки тому +221

      “Because imma send you there if you don’t shut up”🤪

    • @beverleygunawan9786
      @beverleygunawan9786 3 роки тому +241

      @@matthewbartlett3442 the other person:
      *"Chríst mè däns"*

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 роки тому +36

      @@matthewbartlett3442 how do you say the emoji

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 3 роки тому +44

      Have you ever watched Simpsons? If so, do the Krusty the clown laugh. If not do a nasal, demented Goofy laugh, like from disney

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 роки тому +35

      Just make sure you always wear pale blue contacts

  • @numburger
    @numburger 2 роки тому +1352

    I love the thumbnail. Danny and Drew are both reacting appropriately to the weird content they're commentating on meanwhile Kurtis is just... sitting there staring blankly into the camera with a milktoast smile

    • @Makaila2
      @Makaila2 Рік тому +84

      this comment made me go back and look at the thumbnail of this video and it literally made me bust out laughing at Kurtis’ ears they look so goofy to me lmao

    • @LaikasFriend
      @LaikasFriend Рік тому +29

      obsessed with this comment, what does milktoast smile mean?

    • @No-uf8xp
      @No-uf8xp Рік тому +21

      Milktoast is my favorite descriptor I’ve ever seen holy shit

    • @numburger
      @numburger Рік тому +24

      @@LaikasFriend Milktoast refers to something that's bland so I'm calling good ol Kurt boy's smile bland. It's just so neutral and unwavering

    • @numburger
      @numburger Рік тому +10

      @@No-uf8xp Same, but it's been one of those words that once I learn it I try to wedge it into every sentence possible but the hype kinda disapates after a while. I need to bring it back into my vocab lmao

  • @caromelette
    @caromelette 5 років тому +6557

    kurtis looks like a fresh faced baby boy with his parents and i'm here for it

    • @saw_kon
      @saw_kon 5 років тому +28

      fr tho we're all here for it

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 5 років тому +58

      Now I feel awkward for thinking he's attractive

    • @breadf5399
      @breadf5399 5 років тому +74

      but wait if kurtis and danny were kissing while danny was away for 3 hours...

    • @saw_kon
      @saw_kon 5 років тому +48

      @@breadf5399 sweet home Alabama

    • @breadf5399
      @breadf5399 5 років тому +4

      @@saw_kon 👀

  • @combust__
    @combust__ 4 роки тому +11558

    I love how Kurtis looks at Danny and Drew with a "I love my big brothers :D" look on his face, it's so wholesome

  • @awizard9835
    @awizard9835 5 років тому +3263

    They're so in sync it's almost scary
    I'm beginning to think they're _all_ the same person 😎

    • @Me-jc1er
      @Me-jc1er 4 роки тому +30

      alyssa We are three different people tour time!

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 4 роки тому +7

      @@Me-jc1er and they have a guest star.

    • @appleaffl1928
      @appleaffl1928 4 роки тому +11

      @@RozyPoyo who looks like the same person as the other three people

    • @suicidalpickle5283
      @suicidalpickle5283 4 роки тому +3

      Conspiracy

    • @thelocalwizard3268
      @thelocalwizard3268 4 роки тому +19

      alyssa Danny, Danny 2, and Edgy Danny

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 2 роки тому +275

    5:23 everytime they punch, when they join each other, it's in sync, their friendship is so strong they PUNCH AT AIR IN SYNC

  • @caromelette
    @caromelette 5 років тому +9038

    can we please talk about how adorable kurtis is when he's just giggling at danny & drew's jokes

    • @brandi5126
      @brandi5126 5 років тому +299

      I know. His laughter always makes my day.

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 5 років тому +266

      For some reason, I read giggling as jiggling and was just bewildered

    • @zain1132
      @zain1132 5 років тому +5

      No.

    • @mirandascoool
      @mirandascoool 5 років тому +62

      I think kurtis is super cute 😍

    • @caromelette
      @caromelette 5 років тому +40

      Big Dawg that's fine you don't have to talk about it, i will

  • @emmiegarvey7895
    @emmiegarvey7895 4 роки тому +26539

    i feel like drew and danny are the older brothers and kurtis is the youngest thats just happy to be invited

    • @kaiylasab9767
      @kaiylasab9767 4 роки тому +223

      That offende me,

    • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
      @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 4 роки тому +1448

      Or drew and Danny are like the band kids and kurtis is like the cool kid just tryna be nice

    • @avocado8137
      @avocado8137 4 роки тому +376

      *Danny and Danny*

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 роки тому +86

      Juliette Palacio and Danny

    • @jebbthecow184
      @jebbthecow184 4 роки тому +178

      The twin older brothers

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 років тому +7441

    Tall Girl should've been called Short Boy because that dude looked like a foot shorter than her. A man who's 5'1" is probably going to get made fun of more than a girl who's 6'1"

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 4 роки тому +456

      Exactly. That dude must get dunked on every day.
      Because he's short and plays poor defense.

    • @JakeTakesTheCakes
      @JakeTakesTheCakes 4 роки тому +274

      @@raimarulightning And because he's afraid of basketballs. It's a very interesting story

    • @talic-os5899
      @talic-os5899 4 роки тому +114

      My dad is 5'3" and... He is fine, I don't think people really make fun of height? It is not as if people are not like "oh shit, you are so short" to him, but... It's fine. Honestly, tho, even the tall girl movie was more her feeling bad than people actually making fun of her xD

    • @specialjuan
      @specialjuan 4 роки тому +191

      They should've called it small tables

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому +43

      he's 5'7, he's like an inch under average and she's like 5 inches over it

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 2 роки тому +1024

    Drew: *Plays the trailer for a gay porn movie for Danny*
    Drew: Oh yeah, I think I know my friends :)

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 5 років тому +3042

    Why does the devil look like a he’s had several reconstructive facial surgeries and has several scheduled for next month?

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 4 роки тому +75

      Well, you have to find a way to disguise the horns

    • @chaoticevil1578
      @chaoticevil1578 4 роки тому +37

      I'm laughing so hard I think I got abs

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 роки тому +35

      What do you know about hell?!

    • @Littlefa3
      @Littlefa3 4 роки тому +14

      He has to make himself look like a dove

    • @whatab1613
      @whatab1613 4 роки тому +4

      DisappointingPorn he kinda reminds me of the “you like making a deal with the devil?” Guy😳

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 років тому +5918

    Well, I got my "What's up Greg" and my "hey guy", but where's my extra greeting? :(

    • @dragonbullets2763
      @dragonbullets2763 5 років тому +188

      Well there where 2 greetings already , the what's up Greg and the hey guy . They are extra greetings

    • @librasnaturalhabitat
      @librasnaturalhabitat 5 років тому +46

      only one person greeted you, drew just tried to edit in someone else but they’re clearly controlled by one person

    • @henriettuhh
      @henriettuhh 5 років тому +4

      Nate Fliehman
      Death it is.

    • @clarissabeatriz1019
      @clarissabeatriz1019 5 років тому +9

      They're bullying Kurtis 😭

    • @aurora2061
      @aurora2061 5 років тому +2

      omg i read dante's disco inferno in 7th grade it was so good. my favorite part was when dante met the devil in that ice thing and they had a disco party

  • @jedimanx2329
    @jedimanx2329 4 роки тому +7740

    The devil really out here speaking minecraft enchantment table.

    • @choerry1712
      @choerry1712 4 роки тому +218

      Everybody gangsta till the devil starts speaking enchantment table

    • @mollyj6286
      @mollyj6286 4 роки тому +15

      Do your part to get this comment to 666 likes - almost there!

    • @iinraged2258
      @iinraged2258 4 роки тому +40

      Everyone chill until Satan starts singing Jack Stauber’s lyrics

    • @peekarae
      @peekarae 4 роки тому +6

      Axel Kai oH SHIT-

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 4 роки тому +4

      Aye is that the picture from super monkey ball on a snowboard?

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 2 роки тому +242

    That “C Me Dance” trailer got me off guard. Holy shit, that’s hilarious. When the Dad said she pissed off the Devil I didn’t think he meant it literally.

  • @anaidarodrigues8509
    @anaidarodrigues8509 5 років тому +979

    My last three brain cells finally coming together to form an intelligent thought.

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 5 років тому +4

      Anaida Rodrigues *two

    • @grapejuiceguru
      @grapejuiceguru 5 років тому +8

      And that thought... is gooby

    • @Lthies20
      @Lthies20 5 років тому +1

      9:13 is the embodiement of this

    • @ffletch
      @ffletch 5 років тому +1

      Thanks for making me actually laugh out loud

    • @maryloubisou
      @maryloubisou 5 років тому

      But then they're just continuously imitating each other throughout 😂

  • @Atlassucks
    @Atlassucks Рік тому +1371

    The way Drew says “nooo it’s NOT a- its not porn” 12:23 is my absolute favorite and now I say things with that same inflection all the time

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA Рік тому +72

      i picked up the motion he does w his arms there😭

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 8 місяців тому +28

      Fallowed by "You like it though, right?"

  • @laxadaisical
    @laxadaisical 5 років тому +10974

    They look like the freaking powerpuff girls

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 4 роки тому +11607

    Danny: I don’t actually care about bees
    Danny a few moments later: where are the bees???

  • @pyramidhead6998
    @pyramidhead6998 2 роки тому +117

    That bee movie is actually part of a softcore gay pron series called "1313". So yeah, Drew actually picked out a (kinda) gay pron for Danny. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

    • @nudelsoppa832
      @nudelsoppa832 5 місяців тому +24

      …. Why do you know this

    • @jeanettelori1439
      @jeanettelori1439 4 місяці тому

      @@nudelsoppa832 maybe he watches pay gorn idk

  • @chezburgore
    @chezburgore 4 роки тому +7234

    4:07
    Kurtis: **attempts to wrap arms around Drew**
    Drew: **wraps arms around Danny**
    Kurtis: (REJECTED!)

    • @plaguerat7015
      @plaguerat7015 4 роки тому +540

      It’s ok kurtis id give you a hug

    • @bonztubez
      @bonztubez 4 роки тому +332

      I'd give Kurtis a hug:(

    • @me-shhh
      @me-shhh 4 роки тому +224

      All hugs for you kurtis ♡

    • @Ivory540
      @Ivory540 4 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @user-s3ts8my2x
      @user-s3ts8my2x 4 роки тому +80

      im gonna cry-

  • @sofiiivvv
    @sofiiivvv 5 років тому +3422

    no one show jenna marbles the tall girl film

    • @maryhannah6115
      @maryhannah6115 5 років тому +39

      quinn leigh I laughed out loud

    • @brendagarcia8167
      @brendagarcia8167 5 років тому +17

      will u explain this to me lol

    • @sofiiivvv
      @sofiiivvv 5 років тому +119

      Brenna Nunyabidness watch Jenna’s video ‘I wanna be tall’

    • @darcey6392
      @darcey6392 5 років тому +81

      And Noel Miller, he's always wanted an Amazonian to love

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 5 років тому +3

      Good

  • @oliviageorge3008
    @oliviageorge3008 2 роки тому +294

    i love how the most replayed part was when kurtis and danny were trying to avoid the fact that they were "kissing"

  • @erloser6942
    @erloser6942 4 роки тому +3821

    Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that the “experiment” in the trailer with the pregnant girl was Sinjin from Victorious?

  • @virgosun_
    @virgosun_ 3 роки тому +12026

    kurtis and danny for the 3rd time: are you sure this is not gay porn?
    drew: ITS ABOUT BEES

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 2 роки тому +680

      the birds and the bees, perhaps?

    • @thebramstoker9525
      @thebramstoker9525 2 роки тому +554

      there are no birds in gay porn. bees and bees in this fucking movie.

    • @hyperf1sh161
      @hyperf1sh161 2 роки тому +314

      When you have to ask if something’s gay porn, it’s most likely gay porn 😆

    • @bag.n
      @bag.n 2 роки тому +32

      What movie was that??

    • @deonx262
      @deonx262 2 роки тому +68

      @@bag.n yeah tell me too. (asking for a friend)

  • @lynniew1353
    @lynniew1353 5 років тому +2055

    Drew and Kurtis: yeah yeah Danny loooves bees
    Danny: *qUeStIoNs EnTiRe ExIsTeNcE* do I love bees???!!!

  • @GhostxSara
    @GhostxSara 2 роки тому +293

    In German "Tall Girl" is called "Wie Jodi über sich hinauswuchs", which literally translates to "how Jodi outgrew herself"

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 6 місяців тому +34

      The Brazilian title is like "high standard crush". It work in our language

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 місяці тому +16

      I know this is a super old comment, but see - this would actually be a decent title! The movie still sucks, but it’s a clever name.

    • @crafter6862
      @crafter6862 3 місяці тому

      @@brunacandida4232That works better than Tall Girl as a title. Works with insecurities and all.

    • @bituinl
      @bituinl Місяць тому +2

      2 years ago but honestly that name title sounds amazing ngl

  • @momdoesasmr6891
    @momdoesasmr6891 5 років тому +3731

    I just picture Cody Ko being a supportive dad supervising behind the camera.

    • @mintyjo5372
      @mintyjo5372 5 років тому +256

      *grandpa

    • @jasmine-eq3so
      @jasmine-eq3so 5 років тому +264

      i just pictured him behind the camera like the mom from mean girls

    • @beafraid2951
      @beafraid2951 5 років тому +10

      @@jasmine-eq3so yes

    • @tngik_8625
      @tngik_8625 5 років тому +127

      And noel cheers them one while holding the mic above them😂😂

    • @morganc25
      @morganc25 5 років тому +40

      What a beautiful image you have given me.....thank you

  • @TheVorran
    @TheVorran 4 роки тому +4042

    "Hey boss bad news, Goobie was a flop."
    "Oh hell, well how much did we make back?"
    "About 3.2"
    "3.2 million? Yeah that's only about half the budget we made back, damn."
    "Boss I don't know how to tell you this."

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 4 роки тому +309

      It's crazy when you realize only a few hundred people went to see this film.

    • @mixall1640
      @mixall1640 4 роки тому +48

      Underrated comment😂 but yeah that's sad

    • @nicodellrandom1881
      @nicodellrandom1881 4 роки тому +2

      @@althealligator1467 explain

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 4 роки тому +171

      @@nicodellrandom1881 It only made 3000 dollars at the box office. The average movie ticket would have been like 8 bucks, so not even 500 people went to see this film. And it had a budget of 6 000 000 bucks.

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 4 роки тому +25

      @@althealligator1467 your a smartie pants, Al🙂

  • @teethcoat4274
    @teethcoat4274 3 роки тому +23673

    If they had just titled Tall Girl “Life’s too short” it would’ve been a 4/10 instead of a 2.5/10

  • @livilydiddily
    @livilydiddily 2 роки тому +151

    “what’s up greg” “what’s up greg” “hey greg” “that’s danny’s thing” “that’s my thing 😡”

  • @colettecavazos7343
    @colettecavazos7343 3 роки тому +8292

    So I did some research and in Cancer Me Dance she gets the power to magically convert anyone who she talks to and the movie ends with her going on the radio and converting all of America and immediately falling dead under the Christmas tree on Christmas

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 5 років тому +5676

    Two of my favorite UA-camrs, Kurtis Conner and Dranny Goodzalez.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 5 років тому +256

      Dew Gonnen?

    • @btskjin3977
      @btskjin3977 5 років тому +295

      @@libbybollinger5901 How many times do I have to tell this to people? Dammy Godalez and Dwer Gonden are the same person!!!!!

    • @angelcastaneda529
      @angelcastaneda529 5 років тому +38

      Bts Kjin, I knew it!

    • @btskjin3977
      @btskjin3977 5 років тому +52

      @@angelcastaneda529 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!!

    • @kat-cb5ee
      @kat-cb5ee 5 років тому +3

      @@btskjin3977 ua-cam.com/video/bS5aXcsbBzQ/v-deo.html

  • @INVINCIBLE840
    @INVINCIBLE840 5 років тому +4201

    so no extra greeting? *throws the phone and breaks skateboard*

  • @tiffanybaby13
    @tiffanybaby13 6 місяців тому +34

    When Drew said Kurtis was a Neil Breen fan, and then the affects in the trailer are exactly how Kurtis edits his videos, it all made sense

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 роки тому +40117

    I like how, on his own channel, Kurtis is like chaotic neutral, but when he's with these two he's just baby

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 4 роки тому +2065

      It is ADORABLE

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +196

      Ikr

    • @Sophie_Ferris
      @Sophie_Ferris 4 роки тому +641

      Kurtis is always baby :0

    • @GRA5S
      @GRA5S 4 роки тому +2113

      Introverts when they're with their extrovert friends.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 роки тому +337

      he's the best baby.

  • @bauerroberts5873
    @bauerroberts5873 4 роки тому +3497

    You’ve heard of tall girl. Now get ready for short boy. The story of a boy who can’t get a date for homecoming becauseeeeee.................he’s short and no one wants to date him. Until he meets a transfer student from France. And she’s equally short.

    • @totagarboua8540
      @totagarboua8540 4 роки тому +154

      Bauer Roberts naaaah she Filipino

    • @bauerroberts5873
      @bauerroberts5873 4 роки тому +39

      Tota Garboua oh yeah definitely

    • @capylost
      @capylost 4 роки тому +140

      but then he ends up dsting his really tall best friend bc he likes him and is awfully stalkerish and possessive 😻

    • @Scholarlyscum
      @Scholarlyscum 4 роки тому +16

      If you see the end of the movie it’s kind of about a short boy

    • @greg4275
      @greg4275 4 роки тому +64

      And his height? 5 ft 8

  • @MeganLampman
    @MeganLampman 4 роки тому +802

    Fun fact: Gooby filmed a scene in a Rona in my home town and everyone was hyped about a movie, then we realized it was Gooby and no one gave a shit

  • @thatsabummerdude
    @thatsabummerdude 2 роки тому +134

    8:38 Pause and turn your brightness up

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 роки тому +34

      Holy shit, that is horrifying

    • @taratih
      @taratih 2 роки тому +23

      Dude who is that

    • @myra4215
      @myra4215 2 роки тому +8

      Woah

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +5

      Holy

    • @namuraya
      @namuraya 2 роки тому +7

      @@taratih me.

  • @eleniparapoura1706
    @eleniparapoura1706 5 років тому +5289

    Umm Kurtis, where's our (extra) greeting? :(

    • @itsdemi8105
      @itsdemi8105 5 років тому +200

      No earrape clap 0/5 stars

    • @shiny5068
      @shiny5068 5 років тому +356

      It’s just for when we visit kurtistown, not for when he visits our house

    • @cerebratt2752
      @cerebratt2752 5 років тому +27

      Tennis Steve beautifully said 🙏

    • @saram9553
      @saram9553 5 років тому +27

      technically his and danny’s were extra greeting

  • @junipest9291
    @junipest9291 4 роки тому +7502

    Danny and Drew: **Makes inside joke from a video they made together**
    Kurtis: **Confused laughter**

  • @canitdo2717
    @canitdo2717 5 років тому +649

    imagine having someone who is basically you but only looks different, now imagine another one

    • @kbitty
      @kbitty 5 років тому +23

      They look different?? I thought they were identical triplets

  • @z0331_
    @z0331_ 2 роки тому +89

    Drew tryna look at Danny and Kurtis both at the same time equally is hilarious

  • @sev5786
    @sev5786 5 років тому +3692

    I half-watched/half-listened while doing the dishes and I have no idea which one is talking. You're all the same human

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 5 років тому +122

      theyre the same person if you watch it too lol

    • @timdegraw1784
      @timdegraw1784 5 років тому +128

      That's insane. They sound literally nothing alike. Drew is nasally, Kurtis speaks more slowly than the other two, and Danny sounds JUST like Danny Gonzalez (from UA-cam).

    • @mawrth8868
      @mawrth8868 5 років тому +134

      Tim DeGraw i think danny sounds more like danny gonzalez (from vine)

    • @melaniecarrillo8938
      @melaniecarrillo8938 5 років тому +14

      Dude I’m also doing the dishes while watching this

    • @Liam-Swann
      @Liam-Swann 5 років тому +11

      I cant do the dishes unless im watching something

  • @quuenC
    @quuenC 5 років тому +682

    This can't be a big crossover. There are only two people there!!!

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 5 років тому

      Guess you didn't go to their show then, eh?

    • @quuenC
      @quuenC 5 років тому

      @@solsolsolomon cant, I live in another country :'(

  • @Finn-bx7up
    @Finn-bx7up Рік тому +273

    The fact that they act everything out in sync is almost funnier than the actual jokes 💀

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn 5 років тому +1316

    I love how instead everyone making their own jokes, one of them just tells a joke and then the others join in unison

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 5 років тому +86

      when you make two perfect clones but they have a little bit of lag

    • @colourslynn8380
      @colourslynn8380 5 років тому +8

      Because they are all the same person duh 🙄 😂

  • @lucasbrunoz
    @lucasbrunoz 5 років тому +3806

    The three of them are 25 years old but somehow they all look different ages

    • @pinkyfruitasmr
      @pinkyfruitasmr 5 років тому +716

      LucasArg Danny looks eighteen, Danny looks 25, and Danny looks 32

    • @carolanne2168
      @carolanne2168 5 років тому +18

      Naija Berry hahahahaha

    • @lucasbrunoz
      @lucasbrunoz 5 років тому +11

      @Mr Temporal I see what you did there

    • @haleybell3292
      @haleybell3292 5 років тому +294

      I think it’s a requirement for all guys in the youtube commentary community to simultaneously look like a 30 year old dad and 12 year old boy with the exception of noel and kurtis who perpetually look 16-18 years old.

    • @kaylaren428
      @kaylaren428 5 років тому +10

      That one on the right does not look 25

  • @natalie7397
    @natalie7397 5 років тому +3666

    i am upset that i didnt get all 3 of your intros

  • @sewerdweller9479
    @sewerdweller9479 Рік тому +196

    These three should start a podcast and the whole time the listeners will just be trying to figure out who is talking

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan 3 роки тому +13858

    Kurtis: *curly*
    Drew: *spiky*
    Danny: *swirly*

  • @rot3318
    @rot3318 5 років тому +860

    I can't believe the three most awkwardly funny people have come together to make a video.

  • @Autumn13Wolfe
    @Autumn13Wolfe 5 років тому +1737

    Kurtis’ humour feels so different without his crazy editing and it’s so funny in a completely different way
    Also I wish they’d done a full video about C Me Dance that looks like a riot

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 5 років тому +46

      As well as 1313: Giant Killer Bees

    • @gennavievegwenn4564
      @gennavievegwenn4564 4 роки тому +3

      Tony Mitchell yeah plea

    • @fusakei1825
      @fusakei1825 4 роки тому +5

      Kurtis Conner and Leon Lush both have that editing style that feels like the editing is their body, like they’re making it happen in real life...Leon Lush breathes and you feel that breath, Kurtis Conner gets to a punchline and EARRAPE

  • @jessienash2735
    @jessienash2735 7 місяців тому +19

    just wanted to say that 4 years later, i saw an actual Neil Breen movie preview at a local theater...literally couldn't believe my eyes.

  • @avaadore3362
    @avaadore3362 5 років тому +4371

    Kurtis= an introvert hanging out with a bunch of extroverts lol

    • @morganc25
      @morganc25 5 років тому +121

      Aren’t we all...

    • @bridgetc5557
      @bridgetc5557 5 років тому +7

      😑

    • @alex-tf7rl
      @alex-tf7rl 5 років тому +69

      Me when I hang out with friends

    • @nona7163
      @nona7163 5 років тому +4

      @@morganc25 no

    • @hamsterfan999
      @hamsterfan999 5 років тому +133

      Ahror an introvert is not somebody who doesn’t like talking/doesn’t talk much.. introverts just get tired w social interaction. If a person sucks at social interaction it isn’t bc they’re an introvert, it’s bc they suck at social interaction.
      - an outgoing introvert

  • @sweetlyjessi796
    @sweetlyjessi796 4 роки тому +1905

    c me dance was filmed at my highschool and I dont know how to feel about that fact
    edit: i could be wrong here, but im pretty sure thats it was. and since everyone's asking, let me explain.
    i didn't go to the school when it was being shot, but in the film you can see locations around my school- colors and all. and my highschool specifically is no stranger to being a movie set, namely, The Guest back in 2014 and more recently, disney's Stargirl.
    i can only assume shooting this film was similar to the other two. meaning, it was inconvenient and best and completely obtrusive and worst. we couldn't use hallways or in some cases entire buildings for days at a time. getting to classes on the other side of campus was a nightmare because of the sets all around the school.
    when it comes to any movie being filmed in a real-world operational location, especially a school, its just straight up annoying

  • @luciapatterson5987
    @luciapatterson5987 5 років тому +2334

    “You’re gonna have to edit out like 3 hours of us just sitting on our phones and kissing and sitting on our phones”

    • @tartaglogy
      @tartaglogy 5 років тому +44

      WHEN--

    • @luciapatterson5987
      @luciapatterson5987 5 років тому +55

      Sanatae 18:00😔✋

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist 4 роки тому +21

      And in the next video they are wiping their lips when he comes back. 😂

    • @mariliagontijo1700
      @mariliagontijo1700 4 роки тому +8

      @@choo-choo848 when they react to the Gooby movie :) ua-cam.com/video/GxLwDHjIp4c/v-deo.html

  • @loosegoosewithacaboose
    @loosegoosewithacaboose 2 роки тому +48

    “neil breen for you, gay porn bee movie for you-
    i think i know my friends!”

  • @WhatIsItAboutThem
    @WhatIsItAboutThem 5 років тому +3733

    Idk why everyone points out Kurtis haha
    He is perfectly fine. Radiating his own energy. I honestly didn't see him as a 3rd wheel.

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth 5 років тому +348

      yeah man i really don’t get it. they seem like a perfectly fine group of good friends that flow really well together. didn’t sense any awkwardness/tension or exclusion

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 5 років тому +143

      Because some people (especially kids) like to dramatize anything and everything. It's annoying.

    • @sunder530
      @sunder530 5 років тому +32

      For me it was because this was the first time I’d ever watched a vid with kurtis in it. Then I watched a few of his vids and I totally agree

    • @bangyonggukisgod1773
      @bangyonggukisgod1773 5 років тому +1

      Same tbh

    • @bug6235
      @bug6235 5 років тому +12

      Spinelli yeah he seemed more comfortable in this video too

  • @katrinastorm5907
    @katrinastorm5907 5 років тому +1619

    Kurtis when he said "mom?" is the purest thing bless that boy

  • @Ghost-wy3iw
    @Ghost-wy3iw 4 роки тому +5019

    Why didn’t they just call it dancing with the devil oof

  • @TwelveRats
    @TwelveRats Рік тому +55

    8:45 I can't wait until they make "Programmable Virtual Reality, the Crimson Version"

  • @jackiemarsbars7717
    @jackiemarsbars7717 4 роки тому +1186

    When kurtis went in for a hug but danny and drew hugged each other 😭😭

  • @lilyvaknin7650
    @lilyvaknin7650 4 роки тому +3784

    “Danny likes bees”
    *confused Danny face*
    “Yeah every video he’s like wherez the bees?”
    *more confused Danny faces*

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 3 роки тому +1

      first reply

    • @milkman7187
      @milkman7187 3 роки тому +44

      @@troy5094 it’s been 7 months I don’t think there is any competition over first reply

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 3 роки тому +11

      @@milkman7187 my point is to let the original comment see how many likes she’s got

    • @milkman7187
      @milkman7187 3 роки тому +5

      @@troy5094 fair point I guess I didn’t think about it in that way

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 3 роки тому +1

      fourth reply

  • @libbie9175
    @libbie9175 4 роки тому +1483

    i still think that that Christian movie should have been called ‘Cancer Me A Dancer’

    • @milenagebrezgabher7677
      @milenagebrezgabher7677 4 роки тому +50

      broo this is so fucking funny ive been laughing my ass off about this for 10 minutes

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +34

      I cannot _breathe_ that is hilarious
      You turned Cancer into a verb

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 4 роки тому +18

      As in, Cancer, me a dancer?

    • @giochiavassa5721
      @giochiavassa5721 4 роки тому +5

      I want to like your comment but it has 666 likes

    • @paisley7429
      @paisley7429 4 роки тому +5

      Cancer, me a dancer!
      “No, that’s not how that…”

  • @thinkingabtit
    @thinkingabtit Місяць тому +3

    the whole serpent disguised as a dove line when hes clearly satan has the same vibe as those serial killer documentaries where the guys mom is talking about how he seemed like a completely normal happy child and then it cuts to his third grade teacher talking about the time he disemboweled the class's pet hamster

  • @conorisdefgay
    @conorisdefgay 3 роки тому +4461

    I looked this up because I couldn't take it anymore. The bee one is called 1313: Giant Killer Bees. The best part is that there are 6 other movies in the 1313 universe. Giant Killer Bees was the first, being released in 2010, and the last was Night of the Widow, being released in August of 2012. I specify August because some of the other 1313 movies were released in the same year. The highest rating any of them has is a 41%. In conclusion, when Covid is over I'd like to formally request that Danny, Drew, and Kurtis watch all 7 of these movies and making a highlights video. While I'd love to do nothing more than watch all of these myself, I just don't know if my brain could take in that much bullshit. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

    • @eilisinivy
      @eilisinivy 3 роки тому +140

      You're a hero. This is what I came here for

    • @jessmess7170
      @jessmess7170 3 роки тому +66

      THANK YOU SO MUCH! Now I can look up a summary of the thing

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +174

      Do they explain why it’s so porntastic, or is that just a bonus? Geddit, BONE/us? Hehheheh

    • @conorisdefgay
      @conorisdefgay 3 роки тому +182

      @@alisaurus4224 lol good one. I honestly think they’re all satire and that’s just part of it. Having bad movies with bad actors who are basically porn actors is just the directors style.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +18

      Other? I hardly know her!

  • @aidanisvain4218
    @aidanisvain4218 3 роки тому +17610

    Drew: “it’s a movie about a tall girl”
    Kurtis: “HEHAHEA”
    Drew: “and they said”
    Kurtis: “HEHEEAHUE”
    Drew: “we should call it ‘tall girl’”
    Kurtis: “HHEHEHEH-“

    • @майя-ы7ю
      @майя-ы7ю 3 роки тому +244

      u mean danny

    • @ASMRGhostee
      @ASMRGhostee 3 роки тому +507

      2:50 ✨

    • @ASMRGhostee
      @ASMRGhostee 3 роки тому +126

      @@майя-ы7ю Nah it was Kurtis and Drew :/

    • @майя-ы7ю
      @майя-ы7ю 3 роки тому +460

      @@ASMRGhostee u mean kurtis and other danny

    • @ASMRGhostee
      @ASMRGhostee 3 роки тому +544

      @@майя-ы7ю I sincerely apologise for my mistake, I completely forgot that ‘Drew’ was just a stage name for one of the Danny’s😔

  • @wee3609
    @wee3609 4 роки тому +3444

    and people say that endgame was the most ambitious crossover in history

    • @advantgardeboy2007
      @advantgardeboy2007 3 роки тому +19

      grub what you love

    • @early-may-sun
      @early-may-sun 3 роки тому +5

      How are the so many likes and no comments

    • @johnlemon5227
      @johnlemon5227 3 роки тому +9

      @@early-may-sun its cuz we don't have anything to reply, we all just agree

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +8

      Crossover? I hardly know her!

    • @Couldntcomeupwahandle
      @Couldntcomeupwahandle Рік тому +1

      I don’t know, they collab a lot, like they’re friends. It’s not like a crazy crossover thing

  • @BlueBearyBlu
    @BlueBearyBlu Місяць тому +2

    I love how when Danny sits down he’s looking off to the side, but when Kurtis sits down he looks directly into the camera

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 років тому +913

    “Youre gonna have to edit out like three hours of us sitting on our phones and kissing- er, just sitting on our phones.”

  • @Ryan-vi5mz
    @Ryan-vi5mz 4 роки тому +2880

    So Drew has reviewed Gooby... and Kurtis has reviewed the Neil Breen one... sooooooo...

  • @DOMINER-ck2po
    @DOMINER-ck2po 5 років тому +1042

    Drew gooden ft. Himself and kurtis Conner

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 роки тому +25

    I’m so proud of these three. Watching them build their careers has been an absolute joy.

  • @janerain13
    @janerain13 5 років тому +8994

    the tall girl thing is such a lie, every lesbian and basketball team would rush to get her

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 років тому +1963

      Don’t be silly, LGBT folk don’t exist in bad high school fiction.

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 5 років тому +167

      _RIGHT????!_

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 років тому +637

      I heard about a guy who would only date girls over 6 feet tall because he wanted his kids to play basketball. :|

    • @sanattia
      @sanattia 5 років тому +354

      me, seeing a tall girl: 😍😍TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME😍😍
      this trailer was really awkward for me to watch xdd

    • @robertdeforest9682
      @robertdeforest9682 5 років тому +46

      Demi Chaos What’s kind of game does a Lesbian Team play?

  • @adriannamachik4678
    @adriannamachik4678 5 років тому +4005

    you all have the exact same tone of voice im scared

    • @janerain13
      @janerain13 5 років тому +236

      its the voice of mr millennial white man

    • @kigaeres
      @kigaeres 5 років тому +136

      In the end they're all the same person.

    • @emsim3081
      @emsim3081 5 років тому +5

      Dead

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 5 років тому +14

      @@janerain13 damn why you gotta do them like that? 😂

    • @janerain13
      @janerain13 5 років тому +6

      @@KhayJayArt i had to do it to em