How come Tyler? Just use memes and dark humor to force an election Cause nothing is gonna motivate people to the polls unless you promise 10,000 rolls of Toilet paper, all promised stimulus and stable finances after inflation gets worked on... Thats called "phoney positivity bullshit". Purposely act like you live a super privileged life too trigger the hardest of honest day's worker type. Cause girls in cash app can sell themselves and never work a day in their lives since their "Job" is to be a slutty thot on purpose. FACT dont deny it girls. Men can do the same and feel like a pos and wanna die. Girls can do it without a conscience. Accessories to manslaughter and murder because $ was involved. Money he/she ain't getting back. A complete robbery/extortion without the actual crime. I hope dark humor wins and girls get a job on the straight and narrow. Weed is legal. Smoke, relax. Dont worry about tests. Exceptional I.e. if you operate machinery, drive, need motor function? Enjoy the devils lettuce at home. Don't wanna risk doing something dumb at work. Like chase maryland collision in '87. Cheers Tyler. Fan since 2018.
forget the wedding, obama droned a 16yo american boy while trying to execute his american father without a trial, without due process, without even filing a single charge
It's really a shame that free speech is under attack, but look at the bright side. In Canada, you can be jailed and/or fined tens of thousands of dollars for misgendering someone.
@@mbradley274 appeal... The trial is next year. It'll take 6 months to convict. Then after he's convicted he'll be able to appeal. And the appeal process can take months. Trump will be in jail through the election
I posted on Fb a couple of years ago asking if anyone wanted to rent my kids and I would pay them. (Frustrating day. Lol). Anyway I almost posted it was a joke because I know how stupid people are these days. Fb throwed my post up ok marketplace without my permission. I kept finding it and deleting it. Several times. Surprised I didn’t get in trouble! I had just posted it on my personal page! I think I finally managed to get it permanently gone!
I am a female heavy equipment operator. Men stare at me all day long too. Big deal. It flatters me that they are impressed with my skills, and my looks. That means, at 42, I still got it!!!!
If you say "there's a double standard in the justice system where they only prosecute one side of the political isle", you can be charged and jailed. If you're not a Democrat or member of a protected group, race, gender, religion, or activist org. That is a "right-wing conspiracy theory" and "disinformation"!!
Why the republicans in office are tolerating this is disgusting and I feel ashamed for our side bc they haven’t got the guts to say enough is enough… well most of them anyway
Unfortunately they had a case on this. If he didn't use a number to text to in that meme he would have been fine. Giving a number had people actually send in text 'votes' thinking they were real and not going to the polls after. So Voter Fraud. Also who ever the text number belonged to was collecting who they were voting for. Again also illegal. It would be like you go to a pole and the people go through the ballot and see who you picked.
Dude. You never want to have a Prison Baby. NEVER. Not even one. Guys it's OK for you to abort your Prison Baby Matter of fact, it's OK to abort ALL guy's babies PERIOD, Because... They Don't Exist. Never have. Never Will
Eh, it was 'Election Interference' because some people are idiots and fell for it. The woke one though, in all honesty, isn't "exactly" the same because there's no phone number attached. That's why they gave it a pass. Needless to say, I bet it that one was also for Killary; they'd prosecute
Not only did she catch it with her bare hands, but with ONE hand and tossed it aside like it was nothing. Didn't even flinch. I want her on my side, that's all I'm sayin'.
Today with all the NATO MiliFairy Forces going full leftist-woke-puke, they can be easily destroyed with loudspeakers spouting "mean words". Tyler just needs to yell mean words at the woke-puke DA and Judge . 😂
When they come to arrest you & ask "are you Tyler Zed?" all of your audience members one at a time will stand up & say "no, i'm Tyler Zed" then another fan will stand up & say "no, i'm Tyler Zed" until every single 1 of us is locked up with you.
Even just the regular citizens. (My thought is a patriot is someone who served in the armed forces. Patriotic is the attitude of supporting the concept, premise and structure of said country.)
Strange how you need to kill civilians in a unjustified war or coup to become a patriot. The level of brainwashing is just disturbing. Over 180 war, invasion and regime changes since ww2. Wake up morons
We already have loads of people in prison for memes here in the UK, and they don't even have to come up with any pretense. This is the thin edge of the wedge for you guys.
My first twitter ban was from Sony UK and MUSO TNT LTD (in UK) for WWE memes, which Sony doesnt own any DMCA rights to, I know other accounts were banned by Sony UK for the same memes. My 2nd ban was for "mean tweets" towards ukraine during the FTX money laundering reveal and Musks team denied my appeal.
@@kj7792 Yep, many cities made it a felony with lots of jail time for your personal garden. The feds passed a law that allows people to "sign their garden up to be a "Community Garden"" I see it as people donating their gardens to the feds. Red Tape, Fine Print, an angry neighbor can sigh your garden up to be a "Community Garden" and the feds take control of it for you.
It has been nice watching your channel. Thank you for all the non-P.C. humorous entertainment you have provided. I hope you have a nice prison roomie who doesn't want to cuddle with you😘
Killed his 14 yr old son in the process. Also an American citizen. The left’s response? He shouldn’t have been with his father. At least it was acknowledged. Now they say, “Hurrr durrr it’s not like Obama flew the drone and fired the missile.” Ok…
Another mention: Obama said that "It turns out that I'm really good at killing people" when he talked about his drone strikes. Yep, he said that. There was a video of it on one of the networks.
He was convicted on election interference. You know like accusing trump of being in bed with Russians. Completely made up, but here's a fine don't do it again.
Because of low life Rhinos and corrupt woke Judges that have shart on their oath. @ 12:35 Sorry to all fellow Andy Griffith Show fans, but Greta has always looked exactly like Ernest T. Bass. Look it up. 🧐
We the People have to do the work and take the risks to get it to change. Now that they’ve gotten away with stealing elections because all of the three letter agencies and the courts are rigged up, our only chance is to make the sacrifices that need to be made and fight for our freedom and our rights all over again. Revolution 2.0
I never seen one of those salads growing up. We had Jell-o with nothing in it. There is no way my mom would have put vegetables in our Jell-o. Vegetables were not made to be put in Jell-o. 🤮
@@rba5567 And using the wrong pronouns. A 12 year old in the UK was convicted for a "mean message" but no one will show the message. Judge: 10 years in prison for calling someone a "poo poo head".
@@forbiddenruin its Total Insanity what's going on anymore! You know how scientists put rats in a maze and then they change the layout to see how intelligent it is? I'm really beginning to wonder if we're the rats and aliens are the scientists.
Hey Tyler... Great show!! FYI, that pool table without the pockets/holes in the MJ video is called a "Billiards" table... and knowing is half the battle =D
19:01 funny thing is... Japanese as a language was invented by women during the chinese occupation before the age of isolation to allow for communication between native japanese that the chinese wouldn't understand by taking the symbols and scrambling them to reinvent the language... this means that even the women back then understood what they were all about... based.
@@carmenmonoxide7459 😂😂 True, it works out. It probably helps to be fit. I'm 5'4", and I'm married to a 6'6" man. I thought a man that tall would never work for me. Well, it works! PS love your screen name
Shawshank Redemption featuring Tyler Zed, where Tyler crawled through two miles of sewage and foul smells unimaginable to men to bring us more memes. - Narrated by Morgan Freeman
Back in what day? Equality in America has been an illusion since day one. Unless you were a white man there was no equality and even then the rich were treated better than poor class.
To add to the "barrier man" part, I worked at a start up company for a time and construction was still taking place while we were beginning and I will never forget the day I realized someone can tell you with a straight face that they are the "erection specialist".
They use all kinds of hilarious terms in construction.. but lately it's been getting woke too. There's a part they call a "peckerhead" and they had to start calling it something else because people said they were offended by it. They'll probably get rid of "erection specialist" sooner rather than later. Pretty sad world we live in when even construction sites are going woke.
I use to work for a company that produced panelized housing. The drawings we produced that showed how the house was put together were called Erection Drawings. Only one customer complained about using the word erection. And she was ignored.
6:39 I live on a lake edge and last summer and almost all the way through winter we couldn’t access the lake because the water was about 30 feet away from the actual boat ramps and shores. We had to wade through the mud if you wanted to swim. It’s starting to fill back up so hopefully we can get back to normal.
Today that Google thingy wouldnt turn on my radio. Over and over and over...."Im sorry. I cant find that station". I got fed up and might have yelled "hey Google why dont you eff yourself". The Google thingy then answers me back, even though I didnt address it... "Im an AI bot but you need to show me respect". TRUE STORY!
I am German raised and living in Germany and I wanna move to the States one day. Definitely on the countryside in the midwest (WY, MO). I really hope I’ll be safe there from this clownsworld.
The mural of Greta is on the side of the Native Sons of the Golden West house in San Francisco, CA. I complained, when I was a member, and the wife of a Native Son verbally attacked me for questioning the relevance to California history and the spirit of 1849.
As someone who works with the public, I love the plexiglass barriers. I love it more every time I see someone sneeze on the plexiglass without bothering to cover anything.
If I get convicted for any of these BS, I ain’t going to prison. If they come, let them come, I’ll rather go down in glory, gun blazing than submit myself to injustice!!!
@12:30, yes Tyler this kind of pool game exists ; it's 3-ball "French pool", or "Billard". The goal is to hit the 2 color balls with the white one. You keep on playing as long as you can hit, otherwise, your opponent takes his shot.
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How come Tyler? Just use memes and dark humor to force an election
Cause nothing is gonna motivate people to the polls unless you promise 10,000 rolls of Toilet paper, all promised stimulus and stable finances after inflation gets worked on... Thats called "phoney positivity bullshit". Purposely act like you live a super privileged life too trigger the hardest of honest day's worker type.
Cause girls in cash app can sell themselves and never work a day in their lives since their "Job" is to be a slutty thot on purpose. FACT dont deny it girls.
Men can do the same and feel like a pos and wanna die. Girls can do it without a conscience. Accessories to manslaughter and murder because $ was involved. Money he/she ain't getting back. A complete robbery/extortion without the actual crime.
I hope dark humor wins and girls get a job on the straight and narrow. Weed is legal. Smoke, relax. Dont worry about tests.
Exceptional I.e. if you operate machinery, drive, need motor function? Enjoy the devils lettuce at home. Don't wanna risk doing something dumb at work. Like chase maryland collision in '87.
Cheers Tyler. Fan since 2018.
I was unsubscribed f9r 4 months. I subscribed two years ago. Just got 0ne of your video just now
forget the wedding, obama droned a 16yo american boy while trying to execute his american father
without a trial, without due process, without even filing a single charge
It's really a shame that free speech is under attack, but look at the bright side. In Canada, you can be jailed and/or fined tens of thousands of dollars for misgendering someone.
If u ever get in trouble just say u r a democrat, if that dont work say your trans
The question isn't "do we have rules?" It's "Are the rules applied equally?"
Nope! 🙃
Its quite obvious the rules are not equal. They don't even try to hide it.
A fellow Crowder fan, huh?
Lol answer: a hard "no" with a side of gas lighting!
@@goblingoblineus928 oh you mean how they aren't allowing people to sexualize children?
A man gets convicted for a meme and people still think Trump will get a fair trial
People still think Trump isn't a puppet under the same hands as biden...you're all fools.
Not in NY.
@@thatlittlevoice6354 It will be expunged on appeal.
It boggles the mind how trusting and ignorant people are.
@@mbradley274 appeal...
The trial is next year. It'll take 6 months to convict. Then after he's convicted he'll be able to appeal. And the appeal process can take months.
Trump will be in jail through the election
*_"Make memes until they cry and then make memes of them crying."_*
~ Sun Tzu
😂
It's not a pregnant man emoji. He has a beer belly from drinking bud light.
When they arrest you Tyler just tell them you're a woman, and you will be locked up with the ladies
Tell them you id as a Antifa, Demoncrat or Woketard and you won't be arrested at all.
Dye hair purple and gain 60+ lbs first.
@@cedartree7197 weight gain not needed. Just dye hair pink and put on a belly shirt. Woketard 101
Maybe... Or, a bunch of guys in dresses...
Yes. There are women who wear baseball caps
Imagine going to prison for just a silly joke?
We truly are heading into a 1984 dystopian.
I posted on Fb a couple of years ago asking if anyone wanted to rent my kids and I would pay them. (Frustrating day. Lol). Anyway I almost posted it was a joke because I know how stupid people are these days. Fb throwed my post up ok marketplace without my permission. I kept finding it and deleting it. Several times. Surprised I didn’t get in trouble! I had just posted it on my personal page! I think I finally managed to get it permanently gone!
I am a female heavy equipment operator. Men stare at me all day long too. Big deal. It flatters me that they are impressed with my skills, and my looks. That means, at 42, I still got it!!!!
Now I'm starin'...oh...oh...ooooooh....
.....aaaaaaand I'm done.
Budweiser has given a new meaning to “pounding a tall boy after work “
They come in bondage.
So bad it's good.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Tranheuser Busch..........ewwwwww
Oooohhh burn🤣😂😁🤣
Zed saying the tough truths. Like fact checking the duct-tape toiletpaper meme. Thank you for your bravery, Zed.
The fact you were forced to black out one meme is the biggest meme of our free society.
I see what you accidentally did there...."Black out".
😂 to say there is a free society is ridiciolous 😊
@@seerofallthatisobvious1316 Truthishly? You should be in jail untell you have ben taught to speak and spell.
@@elemar5 You might want to untell this one.
@@InsideOfMyOwnMind Not really. Just talking like an American.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who understand memes, Those who hate memes, and those who get fooled by memes such as US Government
Our justice system is so corrupt.
Uhhh, yeah! Clearly
Olivia Renee
GOOD MORNING Olivia!
;-)
Wow there's a double standard in the justice system where they only prosecute one side of the political isle ? No waaayyyy
If you say "there's a double standard in the justice system where they only prosecute one side of the political isle", you can be charged and jailed. If you're not a Democrat or member of a protected group, race, gender, religion, or activist org.
That is a "right-wing conspiracy theory" and "disinformation"!!
Why the republicans in office are tolerating this is disgusting and I feel ashamed for our side bc they haven’t got the guts to say enough is enough… well most of them anyway
Unfortunately they had a case on this. If he didn't use a number to text to in that meme he would have been fine. Giving a number had people actually send in text 'votes' thinking they were real and not going to the polls after. So Voter Fraud. Also who ever the text number belonged to was collecting who they were voting for. Again also illegal. It would be like you go to a pole and the people go through the ballot and see who you picked.
@@goblingoblineus928 did he lock her up?
@@goblingoblineus928 committing actual crimes is different than making them up.
The guys aren't "staring" at the female crane operator. They're keeping an eye on the female crane operator so they can run when she drops something.
Tyler's gonna come back tatted up and pregnant
Tyler 6ix9ine
Thats a horrific mental image
Dude. You never want to have a Prison Baby.
NEVER. Not even one. Guys it's OK for you to abort your Prison Baby
Matter of fact, it's OK to abort ALL guy's babies PERIOD, Because...
They Don't Exist. Never have. Never Will
Tina Zed, pronouns zeed/zerd
Prisoner 80085
Just unbelievable. SHame on the prosecutors. If this guy goes to jail, shame on the justice system.
He's in jail now.
the justice system knows no shame anymore
Eh, it was 'Election Interference' because some people are idiots and fell for it.
The woke one though, in all honesty, isn't "exactly" the same because there's no phone number attached. That's why they gave it a pass. Needless to say, I bet it that one was also for Killary; they'd prosecute
pretty sure he IS in jail, GUILTY, they say.
I looked it up....the story is not that simple.
Not only did she catch it with her bare hands, but with ONE hand and tossed it aside like it was nothing. Didn't even flinch. I want her on my side, that's all I'm sayin'.
It was an absolute honor to enjoy these memes with Tyler Zed, a true patriotic guy, a cultured man! God bless you while you're in the prison! Amen!
Lol, when is he going to prison..
We gotta get a GoFundMe started for his books. We can't deny him ramen.
@@Five0Five lmao
Tyler will produce a great biography while in prison, like King and Mandela, only it will all be in memes.
Today with all the NATO MiliFairy Forces going full leftist-woke-puke, they can be easily destroyed with loudspeakers spouting "mean words".
Tyler just needs to yell mean words at the woke-puke DA and Judge . 😂
Whitney Houston was the coke of the soda dispenser. Get it coke.
Oh! I was thinking Hi-C lol.
I knew someone would explain it to me.... thanks
Thanks. I knew it was drugs but...
Never complain, never explain -
EIIR 🌹👑 🕊
Good man. Thx.
Greetings from the Netherlands
I don't think Tyler got it because he usually explains the jokes 😂😂
When they come to arrest you & ask "are you Tyler Zed?" all of your audience members one at a time will stand up & say "no, i'm Tyler Zed" then another fan will stand up & say "no, i'm Tyler Zed" until every single 1 of us is locked up with you.
God help us all Patriots under this horrible Regime .
Even just the regular citizens. (My thought is a patriot is someone who served in the armed forces. Patriotic is the attitude of supporting the concept, premise and structure of said country.)
Sadly, it's only going to get worst. Hear me now, and believe me later.
Strange how you need to kill civilians in a unjustified war or coup to become a patriot. The level of brainwashing is just disturbing. Over 180 war, invasion and regime changes since ww2. Wake up morons
@@goblingoblineus928 god bless Derek Chauvin
Loses a bit of its meaning if this is all this bot ever posts.
We already have loads of people in prison for memes here in the UK, and they don't even have to come up with any pretense. This is the thin edge of the wedge for you guys.
My first twitter ban was from Sony UK and MUSO TNT LTD (in UK) for WWE memes, which Sony doesnt own any DMCA rights to, I know other accounts were banned by Sony UK for the same memes. My 2nd ban was for "mean tweets" towards ukraine during the FTX money laundering reveal and Musks team denied my appeal.
I heard you guys get jailed for growing your own food too. 😥 sad times.
Sorry you have no guns
@@tempino273 right? Poor people😥
@@kj7792 Yep, many cities made it a felony with lots of jail time for your personal garden. The feds passed a law that allows people to "sign their garden up to be a "Community Garden"" I see it as people donating their gardens to the feds. Red Tape, Fine Print, an angry neighbor can sigh your garden up to be a "Community Garden" and the feds take control of it for you.
It has been nice watching your channel. Thank you for all the non-P.C. humorous entertainment you have provided. I hope you have a nice prison roomie who doesn't want to cuddle with you😘
It's worth mentioning that the meme conviction was in New York.
We need to turn Manhattan into a prison island.
Go full John Carpenter, eh? Only problem is John Carpenter only could picture us becoming a Christian theocratic nightmare. *snicker*
Just turn it into raccoon city
Not to mention that Obomber blew up a cafe full of people to get one person and that was a US citizen without trial.....
Killed his 14 yr old son in the process. Also an American citizen.
The left’s response? He shouldn’t have been with his father. At least it was acknowledged. Now they say, “Hurrr durrr it’s not like Obama flew the drone and fired the missile.”
Ok…
Another mention:
Obama said that "It turns out that I'm really good at killing people" when he talked about his drone strikes.
Yep, he said that. There was a video of it on one of the networks.
Reason ol' Kramer still has a show, is because he's tellin' the masses what the elite WANTS him to tell the masses...he's a good boy...
*DEAD NUTS....BULLEYE........SPOT ON ACCURATE!*
I can almost guarantee you that white Cadillac picture is from Flint Michigan.
Incredible. How can this blatant two tier "justice" system be allowed to exist? I am furious and sick of it.
Its more like four tiers, actually. Rich politicians at the top, left wingers, law enforcement, then righ wingers on the last tier.
He was convicted on election interference. You know like accusing trump of being in bed with Russians. Completely made up, but here's a fine don't do it again.
Because of low life Rhinos and corrupt woke Judges that have shart on their oath.
@ 12:35 Sorry to all fellow Andy Griffith Show fans, but Greta has always looked exactly like Ernest T. Bass. Look it up. 🧐
Then vote in every election, but especially local. If they blatantly steal those too, then you've only got two options and neither is good.
We the People have to do the work and take the risks to get it to change. Now that they’ve gotten away with stealing elections because all of the three letter agencies and the courts are rigged up, our only chance is to make the sacrifices that need to be made and fight for our freedom and our rights all over again. Revolution 2.0
That's OK Zed we will all send you memes through the mail.
I lost it with the police dog that refused to smell the skivvies😂😂😂😂
ya blame it lol
As someone who lived through the 50's and 60's, it's apparent you never saw the Jello salads we used to have to endure.
I never seen one of those salads growing up. We had Jell-o with nothing in it. There is no way my mom would have put vegetables in our Jell-o. Vegetables were not made to be put in Jell-o. 🤮
@@conleykat Vegetables?!
Ma’am they used to put meat in it. Meat!! Sometimes canned meats!!!! I’m still traumatized.
Don't forget the shredded carrots and pineapple 😅
I remember those fruit and Jell-O salad with the suspended fruit yes I ate it ha ha
@@NotableSavage that is SO Wrong!
And they'll charge him for thirty four counts of jaywalking for every step he took.
Imagine going to jail for a meme because people are stupid, then getting a pardon, then having immunity for memes, what a clown world we live in now.
Meanwhile in Canada and UK you can go to jail for misgendering.
@@rba5567 And using the wrong pronouns. A 12 year old in the UK was convicted for a "mean message" but no one will show the message.
Judge: 10 years in prison for calling someone a "poo poo head".
@@forbiddenruin its Total Insanity what's going on anymore! You know how scientists put rats in a maze and then they change the layout to see how intelligent it is? I'm really beginning to wonder if we're the rats and aliens are the scientists.
@@rba5567 That has crossed my mind, "are we a colony for alien observation and we dont know it yet?"
@@forbiddenruin I'm guessing he didn't actually get 10 years right? Outrageous either way, the UK and Canada are lost.
The left has to outlaw memes because the left cannot meme! hahaha!
Pure truth!
Hey Tyler... Great show!! FYI, that pool table without the pockets/holes in the MJ video is called a "Billiards" table... and knowing is half the battle =D
When you realize those kids in cages are safer than American kids in school
Maybe. Depends what they get sold for.... ☹
For the most part they're being trafficked,,, by our government no less.
Well those kids in cages are protected by men with guns unlike our schools.
Guess you didn't see the news about one of Biden's immigrant detainee facilities going up in flames about a month ago.
😂
The pregnant man emogi is what happens to men who drink bud light!
and drive a Saturn.
Always a delight watching Zeducation 🚜🇳🇱♥️🇺🇸🦅
I think the judge and prosecutor need some prison time. THAT's the only crime I see here!!!
Exactly 😂💯
The Polar Bear Netflix meme might the single greatest meme ever on the channel.
AGREED!
We love and respect you. Fight on.🥰🇬🇧
Budweiser is now the "Queen" of beers.
Bud Light has become the "Queen Of Beers." lol
That’s alright, Tyler. I’ll bake a file in a cake and send it to you.
Put that file in a pineapple Pizza
@@bruceschermerhorn4434 Wow that is dark...
@@bruceschermerhorn4434 Haha! Great idea!
Just forward a file to him by email.
Whoever thought we'd see the day come when simple sarcasm is made illegal.
World needs more people like you
Tyler: “That is not funny!” He says while laughing his butt off.
Every time. Especially with the fart jokes.
The Japanese character for "noisy" reminds me of the of how in Spanish "wife" is "esposa", and handcuffs is "esposas".
@ 12:35 Sorry to all fellow Andy Griffith Show fans, but Greta looks exactly like Ernest T. Bass. Look it up. 🧐
damn, if Tyler goes down, I'm gonna have to try and find a new meme dealer !
I'm Jonesing already.
Moral to the story... HE'S JOKING!
Don't drop the soap Tyler.
How come only male rape jokes are appropriate? Nobody laughs at my female rape jokes.🤷♂️
@@cozenmachine412 I might. Do you know any??
@Cozen Machine because in this situation with his clickbait title, it was an appropriate reply.
@@cozenmachine412 It is kinda messed up, ain't it?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how many inches can you fight off?
Okay you got me with the "Netflix Presents: Polar Bears".
For the first segment: All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. - Based on George Orwell's Animal Farm
Being a full time meme lord is a tough job 😂
19:01 funny thing is... Japanese as a language was invented by women during the chinese occupation before the age of isolation to allow for communication between native japanese that the chinese wouldn't understand by taking the symbols and scrambling them to reinvent the language... this means that even the women back then understood what they were all about... based.
My mom was 4'9", my dad was 5'6"... I'm 5'2" and my husband is 5'9" ... I wouldn't want a man so tall that intimacy requires acrobatics 😂
When I was about 18 I had a boyfriend that was 6'4" and I am 5'4".
So your mom could manage 9", but you could only manage 6"?
Everyone is the same size...
lying down.
Bowchickawahwah
@@carmenmonoxide7459depends how fat
@@carmenmonoxide7459 😂😂 True, it works out. It probably helps to be fit. I'm 5'4", and I'm married to a 6'6" man. I thought a man that tall would never work for me. Well, it works!
PS love your screen name
Shawshank Redemption featuring Tyler Zed, where Tyler crawled through two miles of sewage and foul smells unimaginable to men to bring us more memes. - Narrated by Morgan Freeman
Yes!!!
"Zed man walking !"
😆
@@avalerie4467 HAHAHAHAHA Perfect and thank you for that laugh.
knowing Zed, he would NOT do this!! he'd be GAGGING at just the thought! He would probably rather take the prison time?? Zed?
If it makes it to court, I'm bringing popcorn 🍿 😂 just to see the look on the Judges face 😂
Tyler is the funnest way to get news.
Especially since Mister Metokur has retired.
When you are in prison remember one rule.... sweep the leg.
And Re stomp that groin!
I just started watching cobra kai. There is no denying tyler is the son of zebka.
also, if you're black, "Mexican got them boots on"
Rule two.....If you can't punch, learn how to curtsy.
When hypocrisy is weaponized.
You really love scaring us don't you Zed 😂
You really believe he's going to prison lol
If your that easily scared you shouldn't watch Dan Bongino's pod cast today. I'm trying not to be scared. But so far I'm failing.
Back in the day, there was the illusion of equal justice under the law. Now, not even that. Sad.
Back in what day? Equality in America has been an illusion since day one. Unless you were a white man there was no equality and even then the rich were treated better than poor class.
He ain’t pregnant, he has a really big poop coming!
To add to the "barrier man" part, I worked at a start up company for a time and construction was still taking place while we were beginning and I will never forget the day I realized someone can tell you with a straight face that they are the "erection specialist".
😂. My late fiance was an iron worker.
He loved to tell people he was an erector.
was it a hard job?two man lift?
They use all kinds of hilarious terms in construction.. but lately it's been getting woke too. There's a part they call a "peckerhead" and they had to start calling it something else because people said they were offended by it. They'll probably get rid of "erection specialist" sooner rather than later. Pretty sad world we live in when even construction sites are going woke.
Ya I was a master baser! Putting the base on after new carpet install
I use to work for a company that produced panelized housing. The drawings we produced that showed how the house was put together were called Erection Drawings. Only one customer complained about using the word erection. And she was ignored.
6:39 I live on a lake edge and last summer and almost all the way through winter we couldn’t access the lake because the water was about 30 feet away from the actual boat ramps and shores. We had to wade through the mud if you wanted to swim. It’s starting to fill back up so hopefully we can get back to normal.
Today that Google thingy wouldnt turn on my radio. Over and over and over...."Im sorry. I cant find that station". I got fed up and might have yelled "hey Google why dont you eff yourself". The Google thingy then answers me back, even though I didnt address it... "Im an AI bot but you need to show me respect". TRUE STORY!
2:47 - Still better than biden's favorite superhero: C'mon Man!
I feel like the other inmates may even offer to help you break out of prison when they learn you're in there because of a meme
Zed just sent EVERYONE to prison. Good job Zed.
Canada trying to pass a bill to make memes a $25k fine... I wish I was joking
Wonderful.
Theres an ILE-FAY in the AKE-CAY. Dont worry , we got your back
"dont let these dogs fal victom to this crap" *the picture* LOL LITTERLY
I am German raised and living in Germany and I wanna move to the States one day. Definitely on the countryside in the midwest (WY, MO). I really hope I’ll be safe there from this clownsworld.
That’s where most German immigrants settled last time, it’s a good place.
Midwest is cool.
Generally speaking, the big cities are a mess. The countryside is great !
Auf weidersein !
Big cities are a mess everywhere I guess. I hate them.
And now functioning as a teacher: Auf Wiedersehen.
Aww I'm happy you actually know about Missouri. I feel like we are forgotten a lot of the time 😁😂
Oh, I meant Montana, not Missouri. But anyway, I know about Missouri. Why would it be forgotten?
Every day that goes by, I see our society getting closer and closer, to the world of Demolition Man...
Sad to say, but you got that exactly right....
"John Spartan, you have been fined one demerit for violation of the verbal morality statuette."
@@jaobidan2358 Damn! Oh wait, Shi... This society sucks... LOL!
I wonder how they plan on doing when Simon Phoenix shows up......
The jello dish. I said UGH at the exact same time Tyler did. Totally agree!
Judge: "You can serve 5 years for this meme, or you can sign with the Army recruiter."
whats the difference?
Unfortunately, I lost all my memes in a tragic boating accident.
7:02
From rage against the machine to rage at everyone against the machine.
Straight to jail.
I appreciate your videos they make me laugh in times like this
The mural of Greta is on the side of the Native Sons of the Golden West house in San Francisco, CA. I complained, when I was a member, and the wife of a Native Son verbally attacked me for questioning the relevance to California history and the spirit of 1849.
You're awesome bro!!! The 'polar bear' definitely killed me🤣🤣💯💯💯 keep it up!!!
As someone who works with the public, I love the plexiglass barriers. I love it more every time I see someone sneeze on the plexiglass without bothering to cover anything.
What's better than a taco on a Tuesday? Nothing. But a vid from Zeducation is a close second.
How about not limiting tacos to Tuesday. I say we make tacos available every day of the week.
Tacos suck. Get a burger instead.
😂 the girls with the braids , if there was a legit fire or emergency they would probably just take the hair tie out 😂 bahahaha
Love your videos so much man…. Always makes me so happy to see new posts!
So glad we have Tyler Zed on here to give us a giggle. Thank you Tyler.
Im olny half way through and im busting out laughing my ess off!!
Hahahaa
Just don't get the same cell as the Dalai Lama, it'll be a tongue twister.
Bud Light is not beer, although it identifies as beer, it is really piss.
that's why I drank Miller lite.
I was in Facebook jail for a Hunter Biden meme. I don’t use Facebook anymore.
And the full sized window decal was blacked out - it showed in the mini window after, though.
I don't care how bad the situation is I'm sacrificing my socks before I even consider the duct tape.
I don't get it
Man up. Use the tape!
Both sides 💪
Carry a pocketknife, just cut the tops off.
🤣😂🤣 YES!! i absolutely agree!!
The polar bear one was fantastic
Netflix forgot to mention these polar bears are in the Antarctic .🥴
If I get convicted for any of these BS, I ain’t going to prison. If they come, let them come, I’ll rather go down in glory, gun blazing than submit myself to injustice!!!
They will have to come and arrest me, because of the laughs.
I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, was born into it. But, I love Lamar Jackson. I hope he keeps being real and saying what he wants to say.
@12:30, yes Tyler this kind of pool game exists ; it's 3-ball "French pool", or "Billard". The goal is to hit the 2 color balls with the white one. You keep on playing as long as you can hit, otherwise, your opponent takes his shot.