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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  Рік тому +165

    NEXT Tuesday is the Zeducation special episode! Be sure to tune in!

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 Рік тому +5

      Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 👋😁

    • @acannabisplant5343
      @acannabisplant5343 Рік тому +1

      Can’t wait. Hope to see you eating some more salty licorice

    • @drykill711
      @drykill711 Рік тому

      ​@@acannabisplant5343 >0⁹

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mommawant9989 , Good morning fellow patriot. 🏁🇺🇸🏁

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 Рік тому

      I went to costco one time awhile back and said, todays the day im just gonna spend the money and buy something that jumps out at me. Couldn’t find a darn thing i wanted. Lol.

  • @quest4adventure495
    @quest4adventure495 Рік тому +635

    Cell phone charger guy needs to be nominated for Man of the year!

    • @UnscrupulousAgitator
      @UnscrupulousAgitator Рік тому +14

      Yep! In our house it's
      Do you have my charger?
      No! Oh wait, is this it? Or this one? How about this one? No? This one then? ...

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Рік тому +25

      🎼Real Men of Genius,🎶
      We salute you, Mr you ain't gunna swipe my charger Guy....

    • @michaellarson6936
      @michaellarson6936 Рік тому +4

      All alone with my chargers

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Рік тому

      Who steals a charger? What kind of trash people are you associated with

    • @tcortez
      @tcortez Рік тому +34

      The irony is that she found out about it by trying to take it, thus proving he was prescient in his acts of loss prevention.

  • @bobjones7304
    @bobjones7304 Рік тому +754

    The chicken washing lady is the type of person you see walking by themselves outside wearing a face mask.

    • @UnscrupulousAgitator
      @UnscrupulousAgitator Рік тому +125

      No, in their car by themselves 😂

    • @angelh5762
      @angelh5762 Рік тому +17

      Bet they have allergies.

    • @sgt_salty_cracka1541
      @sgt_salty_cracka1541 Рік тому +37

      I've seen multiple videos of black people doing this. I always thought they were trolling. Maybe she's trolling them? Lol

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Рік тому +26

      Definitely a Maskhole

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 Рік тому +19

      ​@@UnscrupulousAgitator damn, you beat me to it.

  • @TheSouloftheDragon
    @TheSouloftheDragon Рік тому +100

    The chicken one made me gag a little. I could almost taste the dishwasher soap.

    • @markweisberg332
      @markweisberg332 Рік тому +5

      I've been known to wash out a Turkey cavity with hot salt water, but never Dawn. :)

    • @tedthesailor172
      @tedthesailor172 Рік тому

      There's stuff in it that is known to cause gastric problems. And if she scrubs it in minutely with a toothbrush, you'll need a jetwash to get it completely clear again. Also, if the meat's genuinely infected, then using your bare hands will mean that you and everything you touch could be contaminated. She's just an idiot with a hygiene fetish...

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 Рік тому +3

      Yeah...that was just
      ......no.

    • @cathyjo7975
      @cathyjo7975 Рік тому +7

      Couldn't help but notice her pan that the chicken was on looked nasty...

    • @FullCircleTravis
      @FullCircleTravis Рік тому

      ​@@markweisberg332
      Why?

  • @J_Bwn
    @J_Bwn Рік тому +40

    The girl cleaning her chicken with soap, and then ultimately reaching for a toothbrush was definitely trolling. Bless her heart

    • @timpatton9383
      @timpatton9383 Рік тому

      She best be. That shit causes cancer.

    • @RoseBushThorns588
      @RoseBushThorns588 Рік тому +1

      I REALLY hope so, THE ALTERNATIVE ...🤤

    • @jam19h
      @jam19h Рік тому +4

      I think this is a parody. Just a person wasting food for views

  • @THEDOOD32
    @THEDOOD32 Рік тому +22

    As someone who has built and installed cabinets, that was an impressive display of cabinetry.

  • @thegeneralscall
    @thegeneralscall Рік тому +103

    "A jury of my peers? My peers are dumb as fuck dude." Perfect statement
    Got to have it though. You make that a profession, you know there will be people taking bribes out the wazoo. And we got enough corruption already.

    • @MGower4465
      @MGower4465 Рік тому +8

      Forget the corruption and bribes. "Dude, we all know he did it. But we're on the clock here and our next case isn't til Tuesday. We gotta pad this debate out until Monday so we don't lose pay."

    • @johannaholmgren8088
      @johannaholmgren8088 Рік тому

      Regular jurors are bribed now though. I mean, it's not like you're incorruptible because you're as stupid as a sackful of hammers.

    • @kennypowers2341
      @kennypowers2341 Рік тому

      @@MGower4465 we get payed 6 dollars a day bro that shit better be over in a few hours

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +1

      I've always wondered if a gang member was on trial with a jury of his peers then wouldn't the jury be all gang members ?

    • @stephenlurie821
      @stephenlurie821 Рік тому +1

      @Michael Bower
      Where I live, they pay jurors $10 per day.
      I have heard that in some states it can go up to $50 per day.
      There is no way anyone on jury duty wants to prolong their service; they are losing money.

  • @Snorttle
    @Snorttle Рік тому +85

    The guy at the dealership using a photo of him holding a bunch of money as proof of income broke me. 😂

    • @bondgabebond4907
      @bondgabebond4907 Рік тому +6

      That was a funny video when the so called car salesman said the car can go for $77k. This is the sad reality of buy cars today.

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Рік тому +2

      Also, the guy's credit score was 392. He's never paid a bill in his entire life.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому +1

      400$ a week🤔🤪

  • @magoose84
    @magoose84 Рік тому +69

    Liking your mother in law and living with them are two completely different things. I loved my mother in law dearly for 15 years before she moved in with us and after only one year we are estranged. Now mental illness and possible onset dementia were probably a giant factor as well as her not having lived with anyone for 20+ years but still you never truly know a person till you have to deal with them every single day.

    • @stef1lee
      @stef1lee Рік тому +9

      I concur! When my mother in law passed away, my father in law came to live with us and he at 71 was like a 16 year old boy who just hit full hormonal peak of puberty. We finally had to take away his credit cards, check book and sit him down to tell him the dangers of ordering escorts and prostitutes. 😂
      He claims that he could never do to a good Christian woman what he was able to do with his "new friends." 🤭 He passed last October and I miss all those crazy coonass stories and WTF moments we had. Except at the time I wanted to strangle him. 😅

  • @akalis77
    @akalis77 Рік тому +21

    The kid that belly flopped into the puddle restored my faith in humanity. I will go to work tomorrow and then lose it again. Love the videos keep it up.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Рік тому +1

      It's cool and all until you remember about brain eating ameba...Get dirty fine, but don't let rancid water go up your nose!

  • @Hacksaw37
    @Hacksaw37 Рік тому +15

    My daughter said her and one other guy had to explain every point of evidence to the rest of the jury because they didn't get it.
    The one time I served we went into the back room after hearing the charges, no evidence or anything yet and one guy said. "He did it no question". and some of the others agreed.

  • @Lucinda_Jackson
    @Lucinda_Jackson Рік тому +171

    No, Zed! Don't wash or rinse chicken at all. Rinsing does nothing to make it safer - it just spreads bacteria all over your kitchen, making it LESS safe. Pat it dry with paper towels and prepare it. Any bacteria that might have been on it will be killed in the cooking process. This is why it's very important that you check the temp of chicken to be sure you've reached 165F in the center - where you wouldn't have rinsed it anyway.

    • @DadaIorian
      @DadaIorian Рік тому +25

      Thank you for saying this! Not many people comprehend how to properly handle bacteria.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Рік тому +20

      But the chicken packing plant put weird chemicals on it! At least in my mind... Gotta rinse off that Chicken

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 Рік тому +10

      ​@@jcmick8430 incorrect

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat Рік тому +10

      Baked Bacteria = free extra protein

    • @thedude6913
      @thedude6913 Рік тому +10

      Thank you! My gf rinses chicken off and it drives me crazy. I tried explaining this to her but she doesn't believe it.

  • @f15stroke
    @f15stroke Рік тому +103

    I like how the Costco employee says "$913.90" like it's just another Tuesday.

    • @ryankelly9032
      @ryankelly9032 Рік тому +17

      At Costco, it is.

    • @ZeroHero3d
      @ZeroHero3d Рік тому +9

      I've worked at Costco before. This IS a normal occurrence. Maybe not by accident or for a TikTok video, but you will see people coming in buying hundreds of dollars of food and supplies that last them a month or more.
      I had one guy come in and bought over $1000 of candy. He was a small business owner with some of those quarter-turn candy dispensers, so he was stocking up.
      Another time a lady came in buying hundreds of dollars of condoms. When the obvious question was asked, she politely said she was a Sex Ed. teacher.
      Costco is a wild place.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain Рік тому +2

      That was probably more than their weekly paycheck.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker Рік тому +7

      @@user-zx5gg8od6l gluttonous. Glutinous is a kind of rice with a lot of gluten.

    • @Fiona2254
      @Fiona2254 Рік тому +6

      @@user-zx5gg8od6l some of us live 1.5 hours of Texas speeds driving from Costco so our trips tend to be expensive. Large pantry, extra freezers in order to not drive around every other day to get “stuff” we may have run out of. Not gluttony but management of time, gas and money.

  • @aidanlanz3114
    @aidanlanz3114 Рік тому +186

    Zed thinking the $5 footlong was 2 years ago when it was actually 11 is both so sad and so relatable.

    • @nolongerhave-couth4771
      @nolongerhave-couth4771 Рік тому +14

      Keep pushing for higher minimum wage and soon the footlong will be $100. Brilliance!

    • @johannaholmgren8088
      @johannaholmgren8088 Рік тому

      Also that bimbo lives in SEATTLE and is shocked that a foot long costs her $22?? She voted that in! She's one of the people that thought that "Summer of Love" in Seattle a few years back was a good thing!

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +3

      I wanna know what Subway has a footlong for $22 though? I don't like them anymore so I haven't been, but I haven't heard how pricey they are either.

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +2

      I can still sing the Subway five dollar footlong jingle .

    • @dakkenblah1450
      @dakkenblah1450 Рік тому +4

      I remember about 3 years ago the 2 cheeseburger large fry and sweet tea meal was $5.44 now its $10.88. 😢

  • @markthompson666
    @markthompson666 Рік тому +8

    "Slap off of it" is a southern thing, Tyler 🤣

  • @laurashelton9340
    @laurashelton9340 Рік тому +1

    The mother-in-law lady....I COMPLETELY concur!!!!

    • @blackheartx999
      @blackheartx999 2 місяці тому

      In reality, that clip of the lady who would choose to jump off a bridge was responding to a guy that makes very inappropriate videos aimed at kids. She’s a mom defending her kids from certain ideologies, if you catch my drift.

  • @graydi66y
    @graydi66y Рік тому +114

    Are you sure this wasnt a try not to cringe? That dish soap on the chicken shit had me gagging.

    • @graydi66y
      @graydi66y Рік тому +4

      ​@johnbrezinski348 I grew up in predominantly black neighborhoods and never saw this. I will say though. Very welcoming for family events and block parties. Oh and hurricane parties too. The potato salad slaps every time.

    • @whatsappscambot1802
      @whatsappscambot1802 Рік тому +6

      People are grossed out by my medium-rare chicken and always start talking about some kind of salmon dish called salmonella whenever I make it, but I love the juiciness and tenderness of medium-rare chicken. The Dawn on the chicken made no sense to me though. Just throw it in the oven or fryer and get it over with. Sheesh....

    • @IdratherbeinHobbiton
      @IdratherbeinHobbiton Рік тому +1

      ​@@whatsappscambot1802😂

    • @mattstone8878
      @mattstone8878 Рік тому

      ​@Whatsapp Scambot Don't eat chicken if it's pink bro. As long as it's white you are OK.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Рік тому +1

      @@whatsappscambot1802 I'm about to throw up.

  • @luisgonzalez3057
    @luisgonzalez3057 Рік тому +32

    A minute of silence for the fallen meatballs.

  • @TheSaintedOne
    @TheSaintedOne Рік тому +81

    Southern lady: "The handle broke slap off of it."
    Tyler: "Slap off of it? What's that mean?"
    Me: Bless your heart.

    • @lancer717
      @lancer717 Рік тому +3

      I still don’t know what it means. (New Yorker)

    • @ResidentWiseacre
      @ResidentWiseacre Рік тому +7

      @@lancer717 It’s a southern saying. The handle fell “slap off” means the handle fell right off.

    • @Emanemoston
      @Emanemoston Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I was thinking those were some sweet Southern ladies. Probably taking those to a church function or to a family that recently had a death in the family.

    • @Ford679
      @Ford679 Рік тому +1

      Yep definitely a southern saying It just broke slap off what I told my dad when I was messing with something and broke it

    • @tattooedman42
      @tattooedman42 Рік тому

      @@ResidentWiseacre Not just a southern saying. I live in the mountains of southwestern PA, and have said things like that all my life.

  • @jbass986
    @jbass986 Рік тому +16

    All kids of all age are food hounds as Tyler says. I always called my kids seagulls cause anytime you get into the fridge or cabinet they would suddenly be right there hovering right around you.

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant Рік тому +4

    6:12 Laina pointed out her 'Chiclet' teeth but I've overlooked that the whole time. She's such a sweetheart.

  • @bite-sizedshorts9635
    @bite-sizedshorts9635 Рік тому +39

    My father woke up late one Saturday morning back in the early 60s. I was a child at the time. He came outside and found that my mother and I had dug about 1/4 of the foundation for an addition to the house that he'd promised for a long time. We had done a good job, so he continued. Months later, our house was twice as big, with a new roof over the whole thing.

  • @joemurray8902
    @joemurray8902 Рік тому +36

    I think the chicken lady is just a troll.

    • @jamesking9807
      @jamesking9807 Рік тому +2

      She had me up until she whipped out the toothbrush. That sealed the deal...definitely trolling.

  • @kri249
    @kri249 Рік тому +10

    I really feel for that kid reaching for his dads beer. That's a Carlton dry. I'm drinking one right now and I'd cry too if I couldn't have one.
    Also that little rhyme n how to draw a five would have been useful to me as a kid. I use to draw fives upside-down until I turned five.

  • @davidandrews5262
    @davidandrews5262 Рік тому +2

    The "proof of income" was priceless.

  • @kervet6046
    @kervet6046 Рік тому +63

    It's not petty to take action against people stealing your stuff no matter who or what

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 Рік тому +7

      The petty thing is being inconvenienced by not being able to take someone else's property.

    • @jaybee6505
      @jaybee6505 Рік тому +2

      @@BLUELEADER78 Exactly!

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 Рік тому

      I mean.... Get your own man.😅😂

  • @venomousgoose5023
    @venomousgoose5023 Рік тому +58

    I always felt like I came from a parallel universe when mentioning the $5 footlong. All of my friends insisted that it was only ever a thing in February but I could clearly remember that it was an actual thing for quite a while

    • @JimmyNelson251
      @JimmyNelson251 Рік тому +7

      The commercials were an ear worm.

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +4

      I can still sing the jingle from the commercial .

  • @ms.cellaneous7458
    @ms.cellaneous7458 Рік тому +2

    The car salesman 9:57 is spot on! Every dang one on 'em. The fast talk, BS, circles on the form, everything. Guy nailed it!

  • @usauditresponse
    @usauditresponse Рік тому +5

    Man i could watch these all day. Zed juat has a way of presenting information in an interesting intellectual way.

  • @gwcrispi
    @gwcrispi Рік тому +68

    I was on a jury once. It was a child molestation case. A woman accused her ex of molesting her daughter ONLY AFTER they broke up six month after the fact. There was NO EVIDENCE presented other than her saying he did it. We watched tapes of a social worker interviewing the child and asking the worst leading questions you've ever seen. Any time the girl started saying stuff that would exonerate the ex-boyfriend, the social worker stopped her and went back to her leading questions. That was it. Some jurors immediately said guilty and would not budge. Sure the guy probably was guilty but there was no evidence presented that could remotely be construed as "beyond a reasonable doubt". Jurors are stupid.

    • @Jess-kn8vl
      @Jess-kn8vl Рік тому +11

      Thats a tough one but victims dont always tell what happened to them until months or years later. However, I feel like people who lie about such things need to have severe consequences as this hurts the real victims in the long run.

    • @smgdfcmfah
      @smgdfcmfah Рік тому +17

      Why do you say "sure the guy probably was guilty" if there was no evidence?

    • @bondgabebond4907
      @bondgabebond4907 Рік тому +11

      @@smgdfcmfah Exactly. I bet the wife was the monster. People lie to justify their actions. Hubby probably loved his little girl.

    • @ZeroHero3d
      @ZeroHero3d Рік тому +7

      Those types of cases are the hardest. Normally it's innocent until proven guilty. But when it comes to children and sexual abuse accusations, it's guilty until proven innocent. And even then, you carry that accusation with you for life, the jurors who couldn't be swayed are labeled "apologists" or "endorsing" child abuse.
      It's a lose/lose game where nobody wins.

    • @actuallyitisrocketscience
      @actuallyitisrocketscience Рік тому +5

      There was a case like that here. Except the ex-husband did do it. He was molesting her during his visits. It was back in the late 90’s. The legal system penalized victims back then.
      After they set him free, it was learned that there were actually multiple children ranging in ages from 2 to 13. Reports concerning his other victims were from schools, daycare centers and parents.
      The court wouldn’t allow testimony from his other victims. They said each one had to be a separate case. It was basically his word against a child’s word.
      They then made the child face him in court. She was six years old. They made the ex-wife look like she was just out to get him.
      The other parents chose not to put their children through the court trauma.

  • @xZOOMORPHICx
    @xZOOMORPHICx Рік тому +106

    I swear my two kids, ages 3&5, know the sound of the kitchen floor boards creaking. I can't even walk into the kitchen without them hounding me.

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 Рік тому +5

      😂 so relatable

    • @sarahmiller4084
      @sarahmiller4084 Рік тому +8

      They do know exactly what the floorboards sounds like and who is making the sound. At that age, securing food is their sole purpose for living 😉

    • @smgdfcmfah
      @smgdfcmfah Рік тому +4

      No doubt. You probably don't realize it but they probably start salivating, too. Pavlov's kids!

    • @lanalovesjesus6133
      @lanalovesjesus6133 Рік тому +5

      Gosh for me it’s my dogs.

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 Рік тому

      @Lana loves Jesus get em put down dogs are a pain in the arse i struggle to see why theyre popular most folk i speak to find them to be a burden and they ruin evwry family moments with the kids

  • @XmasTvElf
    @XmasTvElf Рік тому +103

    When I was a baby the doctors gave me a hearing test where they rang bells and stuff to see if I’d react and I didn’t. They told my mum that they suspected I was deaf. They soon changed the minds when my mum who was sat the other side of the room directly behind me quietly rustled a crisp packet. I reacted to that sound.

    • @justaminute3111
      @justaminute3111 Рік тому +13

      I wondered if my son was hard of hearing until he was in another room and I softly mentioned that I had chocolate.

    • @tonyborelli.
      @tonyborelli. Рік тому +1

      crisp packet?: pip pip; cheerio! talk american, bro

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Рік тому +5

      That’s exactly how much you should ALWAYS trust the “experts”…and why.

    • @Tokinjester
      @Tokinjester Рік тому +1

      ​@@tonyborelli. oh dear, you Americans and those chips on your shoulders
      😜

    • @tonyborelli.
      @tonyborelli. Рік тому

      @@Tokinjester get bent

  • @jacobharris2542
    @jacobharris2542 Рік тому +4

    The way she asked "what do we do? " after the meatball drop... you KNOW those were some fire meatballs that EVERYBODY was looking forward to!

    • @jamesking9807
      @jamesking9807 Рік тому

      Especially the way MeeMaw reluctantly pulled out her phone. She was dreading telling folks that she couldn't bring her meatballs to the potluck.

  • @freakctc
    @freakctc Рік тому +1

    The woman responding to the 'to whoever needs to hear this' (16:59) is hilarious. I watched that 3 times. Good stuff.

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 Рік тому +36

    My man just wants to sit on the couch and meme and not worry about a charger, not petty at all, 100% genius.

  • @Rigmorock
    @Rigmorock Рік тому +84

    The reason jury duty isn’t a job you can go to school for, is because we all know no one would go to school for it, and those that do would cheat their way to a grade just for job security.

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 Рік тому +15

      The real problem with that idea is that the profession would be filled with commies who let everyone off.

    • @alaeacusmcfly4353
      @alaeacusmcfly4353 Рік тому +8

      The world is crowded with people who desperately need others to hear their opinions, and elderly who have nothing better to do than get into other people's business. The Jury Duty profession would have a glutton of people applying for the job.

    • @tedthesailor172
      @tedthesailor172 Рік тому +5

      Yeah - society has slipped a long way since `Twelve Angry Men'...

    • @nick______5853
      @nick______5853 Рік тому +1

      Na it’s because the gov would have to pay more than 3$ a day 😂

    • @TincMetals
      @TincMetals Рік тому +1

      @@alaeacusmcfly4353 It would be filled with the same people who run HOAs.

  • @blakehintz3207
    @blakehintz3207 Рік тому +23

    My wife should face grand larceny charges for the number of charger thefts she is responsible for.

  • @LangstonKinderhook
    @LangstonKinderhook Рік тому +1

    17:51 You AINT lying, MEMPHIS is SCARY AF 😮 I was there last night in Whitehaven! Man you can feel the TENSION in the air 😂

  • @jimmynovak7913
    @jimmynovak7913 Рік тому +6

    13:19 This reminded me of a hilarious story. Partying in my early 20s my friend Trevor and I went to a house party and did some serious drinking. Our friend Matt was our DD and we brought Trevor’s car there. Around 2:30am we were trying to leave and couldn’t find Trevor anywhere. We walked out front and saw that his car was gone and we had to get a ride back to his house. We got there and his car was parked in the front yard, passenger door wide open. We shut his door, walked inside and crashed on two separate couches. We woke up in the morn and still hadn’t seen Trevor so we decided to go up to his room and see if he was good. We found him in his room, butt ass naked in his bed spooning one of those big orange traffic barrels. 🤣😂😆 To this day he can’t recall where he got the barrel from or where his clothes ended up. Thank the sky he didn’t crash his car and kill someone. Lol

  • @GeoffryWK
    @GeoffryWK Рік тому +28

    4:54 My Chihuahua does that every time I open a bag of chips. Sits and looks at me. Even gets up from a nap.

  • @robinmills8675
    @robinmills8675 Рік тому +20

    I was in 10th grade in 1970 when we got a new English teacher who looked like he had walked out of college just the week before. He was a cool guy and my friend and I would bring him an orange construction cone whenever we saw one on the way to school. (Don't aske me why, we were just silly and stoned.) My son was in 9th grade in 1996 and just happened to have the same teacher. He didn't remember me personally (of course) but I mentioned the orange cones. He remembered them and told me he had only gotten rid of them a few years previously 😂.

  • @GetZeducated
    @GetZeducated Рік тому +24

    When u openly laugh knowing full well there will be NOO Consequences

  • @8-BitHeart79
    @8-BitHeart79 Рік тому +6

    That was parenting done right! Not only did tat kid stage dive a mud puddle he was on a metal slide too!

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat Рік тому

    It's white zinfandel wine. Otherwise known as pink, girlie wine. Way too sweet for me.
    My dad was addicted to candy, and he loved white zinfandel. He REALLY did not look the type. When he was 6, his face had to be reconstructed after he was mauled by a dog. Most of the skin on his nose and philtrum was actually buttock skin. As you can probably imagine, the state of cosmetic surgery in the 1930s wasn't that great. Lots of scarring. He wasn't horrifically disfigured, but he looked like he'd been through some shit. And he had a deep, gravelly voice, and a perpetual Clint Eastwood scowl. All my friends growing up were terrified of him.
    He'd walk around at parties with his glass of pink, girlie wine, and no one ever said shit about it. I miss him. :(

  • @disabledsean559
    @disabledsean559 Рік тому +21

    Strong cabinet door? Those are some strong ass shorts to.

  • @dsboli
    @dsboli Рік тому +16

    The guy who's first thought was the strength of the cabinet door has an engineers mind!

  • @rhinehardt1
    @rhinehardt1 Рік тому +42

    Having been on jury duty a number of times, I can say that "Jury Duty Guy" makes a lotta sense.

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc Рік тому +4

      The other side of that is that those who are permanent jurists become jaded and no longer are objective.

    • @rickdixon4662
      @rickdixon4662 Рік тому +2

      I once had a Judge tell me that they don't go after people who don't show up when summoned because they use the mailing address list from DMV, and not everyone keeps that up to date.
      That was the last time I ever showed up for JD.

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff Рік тому +2

      @@rickdixon4662 Wouldn't fly in Iowa. You would be issued a bench warrant. Next time you were pulled over or car was ticketed on the street you would go straigtht to jail. Been summoned 3 times, never once had to serve on a jury. But I'd like to.

  • @WailfulSeeker82
    @WailfulSeeker82 7 місяців тому

    5:20
    Easily the funniest face and comedic timing from a kid I've ever seen. So freaking cute ❤️

  • @jimSpiess
    @jimSpiess Рік тому +2

    Best one lately, Zed! Keep up the good work!

  • @JinxdCrow
    @JinxdCrow Рік тому +16

    $22 sandwich in Seattle and she's surprised by that? Lol

  • @iknklst
    @iknklst Рік тому +15

    I feel for that little boy reaching for that bottle of beer.
    Whenever I'm visiting my dad and open the refrigerator door I hear the exact same thing, except I'm 68 and he's 94.
    And I'm the one who bought the beer.

  • @davepowers3194
    @davepowers3194 Рік тому +15

    Jury dudery should be a degree lol😂

  • @scotthansen9081
    @scotthansen9081 Рік тому +1

    Clean freak does not quite describe the situation here!😂😂😂😂

  • @PH-ks6qg
    @PH-ks6qg Рік тому +3

    Damn! I thought my wife was a bad cook till I saw that woman washing that chicken….

  • @vendettamedianl
    @vendettamedianl Рік тому +41

    Nevermind the cabinetdoor, she must be wearing the strongest damn pants ever 😂😂

    • @ChevyLewis-sb2yo
      @ChevyLewis-sb2yo Рік тому +2

      Or she simply only weighs around 20 KG.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Рік тому +2

      @@ChevyLewis-sb2yo how much is that in american. You just wanted all of us to look it up lol.

    • @ChevyLewis-sb2yo
      @ChevyLewis-sb2yo Рік тому

      @@pineappleparty1624 Hahaha .. The majority of planet Earff already knows. 44 Pounds.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Рік тому

      @@ChevyLewis-sb2yo Wow it's Earth, sir...And I wanted that in stones, not really.

    • @ChevyLewis-sb2yo
      @ChevyLewis-sb2yo Рік тому

      @@pineappleparty1624 Drugs are goo', mmmkaey.

  • @chadthunderstroke
    @chadthunderstroke Рік тому +12

    Obi-Wan Kenobi would've been hopelessly stuck at that locked gate!

  • @ArshesNei8
    @ArshesNei8 Рік тому +30

    “A jury is 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty”

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +2

      I loved it . At the time I was working a salaried position so I basically got a week off with full pay and free meals .

  • @frogbones1968
    @frogbones1968 Рік тому

    Thursdays are my Saturdays and this is one of the best parts of my weekend.

  • @JaiACurtis
    @JaiACurtis Рік тому +4

    In case anyone wondered, the workers leaning on their shovels actually enable the job to get finished faster. One person will dig as fast and hard as they can for as long as they can while a couple others wait and then when they need a break they hand off the shovel to another person who does the same thing, allowing the first person to take a break. They shovel on a rotation so that the work never stops.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Рік тому +1

      Or, and this may sound crazy, how about they ALL dig as fast and hard as they can, the job will get done 2 or 3 (depending on how many guys there are) times faster than that.

    • @JaiACurtis
      @JaiACurtis Рік тому

      @@BmanTheChamp because you can only have one man in the hole at a time for safety reasons. If it caved in everyone is buried.

    • @JaiACurtis
      @JaiACurtis Рік тому

      @@BmanTheChamp also, have you ever dug a hole as fast and hard as you can? It is NOT easy. Sure if you had everyone dig all at once you can dig a wider hole but not a deeper one

    • @josephroberts2555
      @josephroberts2555 Рік тому

      U Never dug a hole b4... and it shows

  • @briankooker2627
    @briankooker2627 Рік тому +8

    Took many food safety and cooking classes. Was told NEVER to rinse off your chicken.

  • @chadhammond8546
    @chadhammond8546 Рік тому +8

    Kid on the slide belly flippin’ in the mud puddle…..that’s just great. It’s early in the day, but that may have made my day.

  • @agentkalos152
    @agentkalos152 Рік тому +67

    Zed “Don’t go to Costco” Also Zed “you gotta get the chicken from Costco there are so many things you didn’t realize you needed”.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker Рік тому +4

      Classic Zed contradicting himself

    • @audreyxatomic
      @audreyxatomic Рік тому +6

      Nah don’t go “with your wife” was the suggestion XD

    • @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va
      @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Рік тому

      The key for Costco is to bring cash and a little piece of paper to roughly tally up your items. If you stay within about $50 you're golden!
      Insane to spend almost $1k on food in 1 trip!!! That's what I spend for the year!

    • @PapaEmeritusII
      @PapaEmeritusII Рік тому

      Not what he said or was implying but good try

  • @lancebrown1076
    @lancebrown1076 Рік тому

    Haha the lady in Seattle complaing about the prices haha. You made this!

  • @individualwoman8427
    @individualwoman8427 Рік тому +1

    The clip of the baby reacting to mums snacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottmccloud9029
    @scottmccloud9029 Рік тому +28

    For the woman that started the remodeling job, all I'd tell her is "You started it. You finish it".

    • @crct2004
      @crct2004 Рік тому +3

      As a single women who has "started" a lot of home remodel jobs, you better finish it. Take this from a women who grabbed her circular saw blade while it was running. Turns out just cuz you can buy tools doesn't mean you know how to use them. Oh how I wish I had a man around the house. 🤣

    • @DJPLAST2
      @DJPLAST2 Рік тому +3

      I have a kitchen with a bare concrete floor because my wife tore out the old floor and had no idea how to put down linoleum, it can stay that way until she finishes it.

    • @1AXMRDR
      @1AXMRDR Рік тому +4

      My wife tore up our tile floor in the bathroom the day before I returned home from a month long assignment. Yes, I replaced the floor. I did make her clean up her mess though. We had planned to replace the floor but it wasn't really what I wanted to begin working on after being gone from my kids for a month.

    • @1AXMRDR
      @1AXMRDR Рік тому

      @@DJPLAST2 Have you considered doing the acid coloring on the concrete? Or rather, having HER do the acid coloring of the concrete? It's worth looking into.

    • @DJPLAST2
      @DJPLAST2 Рік тому

      @AXMRDR No I have not considered doing anything, not my project, not my problem, but that does sound like a viable alternative. She has the new floor material, just won’t take the time to learn how to install it. I have suggested for her to make a cardboard template of the kitchen just like where the linoleum will be, no action.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Рік тому +37

    I ain’t gonna lie. I’ve never heard a more convincing argument about not have randos serve on jury duty. We definitely needs schools to teach Jury Dutiery.

    • @justaminute3111
      @justaminute3111 Рік тому +7

      You kidding? With the schools these days?!

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj Рік тому

      The problem is that then they will be bribed like politicians. IMO I think the easy solution is that Juries have to write a report on why they made a decision. If the decision does not hold up to the word of law then it opens the grounds for a mistrial.

    • @TincMetals
      @TincMetals Рік тому

      @@justaminute3111 Would lead to them being indoctrinated to judge like D / Ls. We would certainly lose freedom real quick.

    • @tonyborelli.
      @tonyborelli. Рік тому +2

      right? the govt controls the media& u trust them to appoint jurors? guilt would be judged by political affiliation

    • @dominaevillae28
      @dominaevillae28 Рік тому

      It’s already this way in DC and the SDNY.

  • @rogerwilcojr
    @rogerwilcojr Рік тому +53

    They'd have to pay professional jurors $250-$300 a day, why Joe Schmuck only costs them $10 or $15. That's why.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Рік тому +14

      Professional juries would also be susceptible to bribery. People find out that's your job, gonna be crooked as a politician

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +2

      Joe schmuck is also getting paid for his regular job at the same time .

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Рік тому +1

      It was about 10 years ago, but I got paid a whopping $9 for a single-day jury selection process, fortunately I was NOT selected.

    • @arronjerden915
      @arronjerden915 Рік тому

      @@eaglerider1826 I do not know about other states but in Arkansas you do not get paid for your job when on jury duty. You lose your days wage and get the "honor" of preforming your civic duty for $15 a day and they inform you by email at 5pm the evening before if you are required to be in court the next day.

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 Рік тому +1

      @@arronjerden915 I live in Alabama and when I served jury duty I was paid by my employer

  • @sweetdaddygrungerobertaaro1291

    "Slap off it" is southern talk, Tyler

  • @Coltrabagar
    @Coltrabagar Рік тому +6

    Zed trying not to laugh at a fart joke. . . always funny. Yes, I laugh first at the fart joke and then laugh harder at Zed trying to keep it in.

  • @DJPLAST2
    @DJPLAST2 Рік тому +24

    Heaven forbid if that “chicken lady” ever found out where potato’s come from!
    As far as the gated community is concerned, I helped someone move and had no gate code when I arrived, called the first number on the directory, they let me in immediately.

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda Рік тому +7

    Option Two Madame had me rolling 🤣 Love you, mother-in-law, but just so you know: I'm hiding my wallet!

  • @thesonofdormammu5475
    @thesonofdormammu5475 Рік тому +25

    The concept of a "jury of your peers" should frighten everyone.

  • @murph7421
    @murph7421 Рік тому +1

    5:53 Hey, it's the Overly-Attached Girlfriend meme chick.

  • @mrgone658
    @mrgone658 Рік тому

    That little boy on the slide is a KING!! 😆🤣

  • @bnelson5378
    @bnelson5378 Рік тому +14

    “I’d be crying over spilled meatballs--That’s depressing.” --Tyler Zed

  • @ynkybomber
    @ynkybomber Рік тому +50

    The funny thing about jury duty is that if they know you have a degree in criminal justice there is no way you are getting on a jury.

    • @bryantsteury8910
      @bryantsteury8910 Рік тому +9

      I would imagine any advanced degree of any worth, really. Probably not a women's studies major though. But Business Admin, Psych, Engineering, Biology...they don't want you anywhere near the jury since you'll be harder to manipulate

    • @ynkybomber
      @ynkybomber Рік тому +7

      @bryantsteury8910 you would think so but no actually they love most degrees. Criminal justice majors are avoided because we know all the tricks and games already and are notorious for swinging juries.

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Рік тому +5

      If you want to avoid jury…when they question you on criminal rights…just say fry em all. You’ll never serve jury duty.

    • @ynkybomber
      @ynkybomber Рік тому +1

      @jimreilly917 Sorry, that's not true man, in fact, that can actually work against you if you want to avoid jury duty.

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda Рік тому

      I was once turned away from jury duty because of the state I was born in. That's the only question he asked me (and everyone else) and asked everyone else another question except me.

  • @criminalbrewing5509
    @criminalbrewing5509 Рік тому +9

    That Guy talking about Jury Duty was legit hilarious... I've been selected for a Jury in an assault case, but it was settled out of the courtroom... I always thought "It got settled, because I WAS TOO STUPID TO BE PART OF THE TRIAL"... Good on Me.

  • @dls5690
    @dls5690 Рік тому +5

    Lol “slap off of it” Zed: “what’s that” 😂
    That’s southern country lingo.

    • @mary6aros
      @mary6aros Рік тому

      Paused just to comment this! 👍😂

    • @glenbeaver2784
      @glenbeaver2784 Рік тому +1

      It's ok I don't get men-a-sooo-da out of Minnesota.🙂

  • @AkornzStash
    @AkornzStash Рік тому

    16:30 the best part is when he is walking into the other room, he takes his belt off 😂

  • @CrisTc86
    @CrisTc86 Рік тому

    dude that cabinet was freaking amazing. whoever hung it up was king at their skill

  • @chronicmonkey
    @chronicmonkey Рік тому +8

    Absolutely! Crumbed rubber tires are fantastic for the garden and environment. They make quick work of contaminating the soil and turning it toxic. 10/10. Would recommend.

  • @Freeman-Dl70
    @Freeman-Dl70 Рік тому +47

    They sent me a jury duty form, to fill out while I was on parole, as a reason not to be selected I wrote "I'm a felon, you really don't want me to ever be on jury duty." It's worked like a charm!

    • @momstermom2939
      @momstermom2939 Рік тому +12

      I told them I was the clerk in the detective bureau of the local police department (true) and that I would have no trouble recognizing the defendant….especially if he was a “frequent flyer.” The lawyer for the defense treated me like I had bubonic plague. He didn’t want me hanging around infecting the jury pool! I was out of there so fast my feet didn’t even touch the ground!

    • @robert-zg8or
      @robert-zg8or Рік тому +6

      I got one and I was a cop. Still had to go through the voir dire process in uniform while on duty. Lol lol

    • @bendakstarkiller3407
      @bendakstarkiller3407 Рік тому +3

      I just got one a couple weeks ago. I got out of it because I am 9 months pregnant lol

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 Рік тому +3

      Next year: 70 years old. Huzzah!

    • @saltyark7564
      @saltyark7564 Рік тому +2

      You can just throw them away, they have no way to prove you got it, 🤷‍♂ we don’t have mail verification.’

  • @tedroper9195
    @tedroper9195 Рік тому +53

    Washing or rinsing off chicken won’t eradicate any germs or pathogens on it. Instead, this step will fling loose pathogens and bacteria from the chicken onto other surfaces in your kitchen, potentially infecting other foods you eat (don't think I'd want it washed in detergent anyway)

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Рік тому +2

      What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger : Kinda Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @whatsappscambot1802
      @whatsappscambot1802 Рік тому +2

      Pouring bleach and ammonia on the chicken at the same time will absolutely be deadly for bacteria and viruses.

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nicoleking772 Kentucky Fried-rich Nietzsche

    • @jasonrhodes9726
      @jasonrhodes9726 Рік тому

      How do you wash something and get water on other surfaces in the kitchen? Spin it round and round over your head?
      Besides, Dawn is antibacterial. I am sure it would make it taste like chemicals, but it would kill the bacteria.
      Invent an antibacterial meat wash and get rich.

    • @xelac1334
      @xelac1334 Рік тому +3

      @@jasonrhodes9726 There's no point in an antibacterial meat wash because you kill all the bacteria by COOKING THE MEAT. That's why we cook meat in the first place! Besides, washing it would only kill the bacteria on the surface and not any inside the meat, and do you really want to eat cleaner?

  • @androgyny77
    @androgyny77 Рік тому +1

    I would 100% become a full time Jury Dutier if I had the chance.

  • @shadowleep
    @shadowleep Рік тому +1

    Grandpa, tell me you’re from Wisconsin without telling me you’re from Wisconsin. Grandpa - “BOOZE!”

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers Рік тому +5

    19:53 It's called shock. The realization hasn't set in fully. 🤣

  • @MarkRVillano
    @MarkRVillano Рік тому +21

    Zed is angling to take Dave Ramsey's place when he kicks the bucket.

  • @f15stroke
    @f15stroke Рік тому +7

    In Zed's defense on the $5 footlongs, I'm pretty sure they did 2 for $10 during the Coof.

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe Рік тому +1

    12:29 I love the sad realization of
    "yeah, I'm not going to be able to save that, so no good running after it anymore"

  • @1954JDR
    @1954JDR Рік тому

    I NEVER want to see "Frozen" again. However, my granddaughters loved it. Especially the funny faces pawpaw was making after the third time.

  • @lordkreigs1978
    @lordkreigs1978 Рік тому +28

    Your videos are like eating ice cream, right out of the carton.
    23 minutes of ecstasy the feels like five.

  • @DylanBeatt
    @DylanBeatt Рік тому +5

    Cheers from South Africa... Love your content, Zed! 🇿🇦

  • @allenatkins2263
    @allenatkins2263 Рік тому +6

    That gate must be on our southern border.

  • @tamielizabethallaway2413
    @tamielizabethallaway2413 Рік тому

    The NO beer baby is the cutest bubba! ❤️

  • @ZombieFBody
    @ZombieFBody Рік тому

    Clayton Bigsby walking up on that poor newscaster!

  • @Ifnotfriendwhyfriendshaped
    @Ifnotfriendwhyfriendshaped Рік тому +6

    Almost got me with the chiclets, I'm disappointed Deev had to look it up though😆

  • @hiho8084
    @hiho8084 Рік тому +14

    Holy moly...the woman and the chicken...diarrhea much?? Man she was getting the toothbrush out when the video stopped. That's WAY overboard. That baby clip was adorable! I think that the $22 footlong must have been a Door Dash delivery or something. There's no WAY that sub is now $22! Those bathroom stalls....what the HECK???

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Рік тому +2

      She said combo so she got a 4 dollar soda and a 3 dollar bag of chips with it so the footlong was about 15 which sounds about right

    • @hiho8084
      @hiho8084 Рік тому

      @@jcmick8430 Okay. I missed that. Yeah, a combo is pretty expensive. I remember being able to eat in a full on restaurant for that!

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Рік тому

      @@hiho8084 I took my 2 kids to red robin it was 80 bucks for the 3 of us

  • @Randomonium66
    @Randomonium66 Рік тому +5

    It's my 1st day as a Dew Wrangler! I'm definitely gonna quit😂

  • @jarretwilkinson8727
    @jarretwilkinson8727 Рік тому +1

    Jokes on you! I already watched Tuesday’s video!

  • @CircleB-ig9mk
    @CircleB-ig9mk Рік тому

    We refer to a jury as 12 rocks in a box! ALWAYS choose a jury trial!!