I went to costco one time awhile back and said, todays the day im just gonna spend the money and buy something that jumps out at me. Couldn’t find a darn thing i wanted. Lol.
There's stuff in it that is known to cause gastric problems. And if she scrubs it in minutely with a toothbrush, you'll need a jetwash to get it completely clear again. Also, if the meat's genuinely infected, then using your bare hands will mean that you and everything you touch could be contaminated. She's just an idiot with a hygiene fetish...
"A jury of my peers? My peers are dumb as fuck dude." Perfect statement Got to have it though. You make that a profession, you know there will be people taking bribes out the wazoo. And we got enough corruption already.
Forget the corruption and bribes. "Dude, we all know he did it. But we're on the clock here and our next case isn't til Tuesday. We gotta pad this debate out until Monday so we don't lose pay."
@Michael Bower Where I live, they pay jurors $10 per day. I have heard that in some states it can go up to $50 per day. There is no way anyone on jury duty wants to prolong their service; they are losing money.
Liking your mother in law and living with them are two completely different things. I loved my mother in law dearly for 15 years before she moved in with us and after only one year we are estranged. Now mental illness and possible onset dementia were probably a giant factor as well as her not having lived with anyone for 20+ years but still you never truly know a person till you have to deal with them every single day.
I concur! When my mother in law passed away, my father in law came to live with us and he at 71 was like a 16 year old boy who just hit full hormonal peak of puberty. We finally had to take away his credit cards, check book and sit him down to tell him the dangers of ordering escorts and prostitutes. 😂 He claims that he could never do to a good Christian woman what he was able to do with his "new friends." 🤭 He passed last October and I miss all those crazy coonass stories and WTF moments we had. Except at the time I wanted to strangle him. 😅
The kid that belly flopped into the puddle restored my faith in humanity. I will go to work tomorrow and then lose it again. Love the videos keep it up.
My daughter said her and one other guy had to explain every point of evidence to the rest of the jury because they didn't get it. The one time I served we went into the back room after hearing the charges, no evidence or anything yet and one guy said. "He did it no question". and some of the others agreed.
No, Zed! Don't wash or rinse chicken at all. Rinsing does nothing to make it safer - it just spreads bacteria all over your kitchen, making it LESS safe. Pat it dry with paper towels and prepare it. Any bacteria that might have been on it will be killed in the cooking process. This is why it's very important that you check the temp of chicken to be sure you've reached 165F in the center - where you wouldn't have rinsed it anyway.
I've worked at Costco before. This IS a normal occurrence. Maybe not by accident or for a TikTok video, but you will see people coming in buying hundreds of dollars of food and supplies that last them a month or more. I had one guy come in and bought over $1000 of candy. He was a small business owner with some of those quarter-turn candy dispensers, so he was stocking up. Another time a lady came in buying hundreds of dollars of condoms. When the obvious question was asked, she politely said she was a Sex Ed. teacher. Costco is a wild place.
@@user-zx5gg8od6l some of us live 1.5 hours of Texas speeds driving from Costco so our trips tend to be expensive. Large pantry, extra freezers in order to not drive around every other day to get “stuff” we may have run out of. Not gluttony but management of time, gas and money.
Also that bimbo lives in SEATTLE and is shocked that a foot long costs her $22?? She voted that in! She's one of the people that thought that "Summer of Love" in Seattle a few years back was a good thing!
In reality, that clip of the lady who would choose to jump off a bridge was responding to a guy that makes very inappropriate videos aimed at kids. She’s a mom defending her kids from certain ideologies, if you catch my drift.
@johnbrezinski348 I grew up in predominantly black neighborhoods and never saw this. I will say though. Very welcoming for family events and block parties. Oh and hurricane parties too. The potato salad slaps every time.
People are grossed out by my medium-rare chicken and always start talking about some kind of salmon dish called salmonella whenever I make it, but I love the juiciness and tenderness of medium-rare chicken. The Dawn on the chicken made no sense to me though. Just throw it in the oven or fryer and get it over with. Sheesh....
Yeah, I was thinking those were some sweet Southern ladies. Probably taking those to a church function or to a family that recently had a death in the family.
All kids of all age are food hounds as Tyler says. I always called my kids seagulls cause anytime you get into the fridge or cabinet they would suddenly be right there hovering right around you.
My father woke up late one Saturday morning back in the early 60s. I was a child at the time. He came outside and found that my mother and I had dug about 1/4 of the foundation for an addition to the house that he'd promised for a long time. We had done a good job, so he continued. Months later, our house was twice as big, with a new roof over the whole thing.
I really feel for that kid reaching for his dads beer. That's a Carlton dry. I'm drinking one right now and I'd cry too if I couldn't have one. Also that little rhyme n how to draw a five would have been useful to me as a kid. I use to draw fives upside-down until I turned five.
I always felt like I came from a parallel universe when mentioning the $5 footlong. All of my friends insisted that it was only ever a thing in February but I could clearly remember that it was an actual thing for quite a while
I was on a jury once. It was a child molestation case. A woman accused her ex of molesting her daughter ONLY AFTER they broke up six month after the fact. There was NO EVIDENCE presented other than her saying he did it. We watched tapes of a social worker interviewing the child and asking the worst leading questions you've ever seen. Any time the girl started saying stuff that would exonerate the ex-boyfriend, the social worker stopped her and went back to her leading questions. That was it. Some jurors immediately said guilty and would not budge. Sure the guy probably was guilty but there was no evidence presented that could remotely be construed as "beyond a reasonable doubt". Jurors are stupid.
Thats a tough one but victims dont always tell what happened to them until months or years later. However, I feel like people who lie about such things need to have severe consequences as this hurts the real victims in the long run.
Those types of cases are the hardest. Normally it's innocent until proven guilty. But when it comes to children and sexual abuse accusations, it's guilty until proven innocent. And even then, you carry that accusation with you for life, the jurors who couldn't be swayed are labeled "apologists" or "endorsing" child abuse. It's a lose/lose game where nobody wins.
There was a case like that here. Except the ex-husband did do it. He was molesting her during his visits. It was back in the late 90’s. The legal system penalized victims back then. After they set him free, it was learned that there were actually multiple children ranging in ages from 2 to 13. Reports concerning his other victims were from schools, daycare centers and parents. The court wouldn’t allow testimony from his other victims. They said each one had to be a separate case. It was basically his word against a child’s word. They then made the child face him in court. She was six years old. They made the ex-wife look like she was just out to get him. The other parents chose not to put their children through the court trauma.
@Lana loves Jesus get em put down dogs are a pain in the arse i struggle to see why theyre popular most folk i speak to find them to be a burden and they ruin evwry family moments with the kids
When I was a baby the doctors gave me a hearing test where they rang bells and stuff to see if I’d react and I didn’t. They told my mum that they suspected I was deaf. They soon changed the minds when my mum who was sat the other side of the room directly behind me quietly rustled a crisp packet. I reacted to that sound.
The reason jury duty isn’t a job you can go to school for, is because we all know no one would go to school for it, and those that do would cheat their way to a grade just for job security.
The world is crowded with people who desperately need others to hear their opinions, and elderly who have nothing better to do than get into other people's business. The Jury Duty profession would have a glutton of people applying for the job.
13:19 This reminded me of a hilarious story. Partying in my early 20s my friend Trevor and I went to a house party and did some serious drinking. Our friend Matt was our DD and we brought Trevor’s car there. Around 2:30am we were trying to leave and couldn’t find Trevor anywhere. We walked out front and saw that his car was gone and we had to get a ride back to his house. We got there and his car was parked in the front yard, passenger door wide open. We shut his door, walked inside and crashed on two separate couches. We woke up in the morn and still hadn’t seen Trevor so we decided to go up to his room and see if he was good. We found him in his room, butt ass naked in his bed spooning one of those big orange traffic barrels. 🤣😂😆 To this day he can’t recall where he got the barrel from or where his clothes ended up. Thank the sky he didn’t crash his car and kill someone. Lol
I was in 10th grade in 1970 when we got a new English teacher who looked like he had walked out of college just the week before. He was a cool guy and my friend and I would bring him an orange construction cone whenever we saw one on the way to school. (Don't aske me why, we were just silly and stoned.) My son was in 9th grade in 1996 and just happened to have the same teacher. He didn't remember me personally (of course) but I mentioned the orange cones. He remembered them and told me he had only gotten rid of them a few years previously 😂.
It's white zinfandel wine. Otherwise known as pink, girlie wine. Way too sweet for me. My dad was addicted to candy, and he loved white zinfandel. He REALLY did not look the type. When he was 6, his face had to be reconstructed after he was mauled by a dog. Most of the skin on his nose and philtrum was actually buttock skin. As you can probably imagine, the state of cosmetic surgery in the 1930s wasn't that great. Lots of scarring. He wasn't horrifically disfigured, but he looked like he'd been through some shit. And he had a deep, gravelly voice, and a perpetual Clint Eastwood scowl. All my friends growing up were terrified of him. He'd walk around at parties with his glass of pink, girlie wine, and no one ever said shit about it. I miss him. :(
I once had a Judge tell me that they don't go after people who don't show up when summoned because they use the mailing address list from DMV, and not everyone keeps that up to date. That was the last time I ever showed up for JD.
@@rickdixon4662 Wouldn't fly in Iowa. You would be issued a bench warrant. Next time you were pulled over or car was ticketed on the street you would go straigtht to jail. Been summoned 3 times, never once had to serve on a jury. But I'd like to.
I feel for that little boy reaching for that bottle of beer. Whenever I'm visiting my dad and open the refrigerator door I hear the exact same thing, except I'm 68 and he's 94. And I'm the one who bought the beer.
In case anyone wondered, the workers leaning on their shovels actually enable the job to get finished faster. One person will dig as fast and hard as they can for as long as they can while a couple others wait and then when they need a break they hand off the shovel to another person who does the same thing, allowing the first person to take a break. They shovel on a rotation so that the work never stops.
Or, and this may sound crazy, how about they ALL dig as fast and hard as they can, the job will get done 2 or 3 (depending on how many guys there are) times faster than that.
@@BmanTheChamp also, have you ever dug a hole as fast and hard as you can? It is NOT easy. Sure if you had everyone dig all at once you can dig a wider hole but not a deeper one
The key for Costco is to bring cash and a little piece of paper to roughly tally up your items. If you stay within about $50 you're golden! Insane to spend almost $1k on food in 1 trip!!! That's what I spend for the year!
As a single women who has "started" a lot of home remodel jobs, you better finish it. Take this from a women who grabbed her circular saw blade while it was running. Turns out just cuz you can buy tools doesn't mean you know how to use them. Oh how I wish I had a man around the house. 🤣
I have a kitchen with a bare concrete floor because my wife tore out the old floor and had no idea how to put down linoleum, it can stay that way until she finishes it.
My wife tore up our tile floor in the bathroom the day before I returned home from a month long assignment. Yes, I replaced the floor. I did make her clean up her mess though. We had planned to replace the floor but it wasn't really what I wanted to begin working on after being gone from my kids for a month.
@@DJPLAST2 Have you considered doing the acid coloring on the concrete? Or rather, having HER do the acid coloring of the concrete? It's worth looking into.
@AXMRDR No I have not considered doing anything, not my project, not my problem, but that does sound like a viable alternative. She has the new floor material, just won’t take the time to learn how to install it. I have suggested for her to make a cardboard template of the kitchen just like where the linoleum will be, no action.
I ain’t gonna lie. I’ve never heard a more convincing argument about not have randos serve on jury duty. We definitely needs schools to teach Jury Dutiery.
The problem is that then they will be bribed like politicians. IMO I think the easy solution is that Juries have to write a report on why they made a decision. If the decision does not hold up to the word of law then it opens the grounds for a mistrial.
@@eaglerider1826 I do not know about other states but in Arkansas you do not get paid for your job when on jury duty. You lose your days wage and get the "honor" of preforming your civic duty for $15 a day and they inform you by email at 5pm the evening before if you are required to be in court the next day.
Heaven forbid if that “chicken lady” ever found out where potato’s come from! As far as the gated community is concerned, I helped someone move and had no gate code when I arrived, called the first number on the directory, they let me in immediately.
I would imagine any advanced degree of any worth, really. Probably not a women's studies major though. But Business Admin, Psych, Engineering, Biology...they don't want you anywhere near the jury since you'll be harder to manipulate
@bryantsteury8910 you would think so but no actually they love most degrees. Criminal justice majors are avoided because we know all the tricks and games already and are notorious for swinging juries.
I was once turned away from jury duty because of the state I was born in. That's the only question he asked me (and everyone else) and asked everyone else another question except me.
That Guy talking about Jury Duty was legit hilarious... I've been selected for a Jury in an assault case, but it was settled out of the courtroom... I always thought "It got settled, because I WAS TOO STUPID TO BE PART OF THE TRIAL"... Good on Me.
Absolutely! Crumbed rubber tires are fantastic for the garden and environment. They make quick work of contaminating the soil and turning it toxic. 10/10. Would recommend.
They sent me a jury duty form, to fill out while I was on parole, as a reason not to be selected I wrote "I'm a felon, you really don't want me to ever be on jury duty." It's worked like a charm!
I told them I was the clerk in the detective bureau of the local police department (true) and that I would have no trouble recognizing the defendant….especially if he was a “frequent flyer.” The lawyer for the defense treated me like I had bubonic plague. He didn’t want me hanging around infecting the jury pool! I was out of there so fast my feet didn’t even touch the ground!
Washing or rinsing off chicken won’t eradicate any germs or pathogens on it. Instead, this step will fling loose pathogens and bacteria from the chicken onto other surfaces in your kitchen, potentially infecting other foods you eat (don't think I'd want it washed in detergent anyway)
How do you wash something and get water on other surfaces in the kitchen? Spin it round and round over your head? Besides, Dawn is antibacterial. I am sure it would make it taste like chemicals, but it would kill the bacteria. Invent an antibacterial meat wash and get rich.
@@jasonrhodes9726 There's no point in an antibacterial meat wash because you kill all the bacteria by COOKING THE MEAT. That's why we cook meat in the first place! Besides, washing it would only kill the bacteria on the surface and not any inside the meat, and do you really want to eat cleaner?
Holy moly...the woman and the chicken...diarrhea much?? Man she was getting the toothbrush out when the video stopped. That's WAY overboard. That baby clip was adorable! I think that the $22 footlong must have been a Door Dash delivery or something. There's no WAY that sub is now $22! Those bathroom stalls....what the HECK???
NEXT Tuesday is the Zeducation special episode! Be sure to tune in!
Good Mernin Tyler and Crew! 👋😁
Can’t wait. Hope to see you eating some more salty licorice
@@acannabisplant5343 >0⁹
@@mommawant9989 , Good morning fellow patriot. 🏁🇺🇸🏁
I went to costco one time awhile back and said, todays the day im just gonna spend the money and buy something that jumps out at me. Couldn’t find a darn thing i wanted. Lol.
Cell phone charger guy needs to be nominated for Man of the year!
Yep! In our house it's
Do you have my charger?
No! Oh wait, is this it? Or this one? How about this one? No? This one then? ...
🎼Real Men of Genius,🎶
We salute you, Mr you ain't gunna swipe my charger Guy....
All alone with my chargers
Who steals a charger? What kind of trash people are you associated with
The irony is that she found out about it by trying to take it, thus proving he was prescient in his acts of loss prevention.
The chicken washing lady is the type of person you see walking by themselves outside wearing a face mask.
No, in their car by themselves 😂
Bet they have allergies.
I've seen multiple videos of black people doing this. I always thought they were trolling. Maybe she's trolling them? Lol
Definitely a Maskhole
@@UnscrupulousAgitator damn, you beat me to it.
The chicken one made me gag a little. I could almost taste the dishwasher soap.
I've been known to wash out a Turkey cavity with hot salt water, but never Dawn. :)
There's stuff in it that is known to cause gastric problems. And if she scrubs it in minutely with a toothbrush, you'll need a jetwash to get it completely clear again. Also, if the meat's genuinely infected, then using your bare hands will mean that you and everything you touch could be contaminated. She's just an idiot with a hygiene fetish...
Yeah...that was just
......no.
Couldn't help but notice her pan that the chicken was on looked nasty...
@@markweisberg332
Why?
The girl cleaning her chicken with soap, and then ultimately reaching for a toothbrush was definitely trolling. Bless her heart
She best be. That shit causes cancer.
I REALLY hope so, THE ALTERNATIVE ...🤤
I think this is a parody. Just a person wasting food for views
As someone who has built and installed cabinets, that was an impressive display of cabinetry.
Same here. 💪
"A jury of my peers? My peers are dumb as fuck dude." Perfect statement
Got to have it though. You make that a profession, you know there will be people taking bribes out the wazoo. And we got enough corruption already.
Forget the corruption and bribes. "Dude, we all know he did it. But we're on the clock here and our next case isn't til Tuesday. We gotta pad this debate out until Monday so we don't lose pay."
Regular jurors are bribed now though. I mean, it's not like you're incorruptible because you're as stupid as a sackful of hammers.
@@MGower4465 we get payed 6 dollars a day bro that shit better be over in a few hours
I've always wondered if a gang member was on trial with a jury of his peers then wouldn't the jury be all gang members ?
@Michael Bower
Where I live, they pay jurors $10 per day.
I have heard that in some states it can go up to $50 per day.
There is no way anyone on jury duty wants to prolong their service; they are losing money.
The guy at the dealership using a photo of him holding a bunch of money as proof of income broke me. 😂
That was a funny video when the so called car salesman said the car can go for $77k. This is the sad reality of buy cars today.
Also, the guy's credit score was 392. He's never paid a bill in his entire life.
400$ a week🤔🤪
Liking your mother in law and living with them are two completely different things. I loved my mother in law dearly for 15 years before she moved in with us and after only one year we are estranged. Now mental illness and possible onset dementia were probably a giant factor as well as her not having lived with anyone for 20+ years but still you never truly know a person till you have to deal with them every single day.
I concur! When my mother in law passed away, my father in law came to live with us and he at 71 was like a 16 year old boy who just hit full hormonal peak of puberty. We finally had to take away his credit cards, check book and sit him down to tell him the dangers of ordering escorts and prostitutes. 😂
He claims that he could never do to a good Christian woman what he was able to do with his "new friends." 🤭 He passed last October and I miss all those crazy coonass stories and WTF moments we had. Except at the time I wanted to strangle him. 😅
The kid that belly flopped into the puddle restored my faith in humanity. I will go to work tomorrow and then lose it again. Love the videos keep it up.
It's cool and all until you remember about brain eating ameba...Get dirty fine, but don't let rancid water go up your nose!
My daughter said her and one other guy had to explain every point of evidence to the rest of the jury because they didn't get it.
The one time I served we went into the back room after hearing the charges, no evidence or anything yet and one guy said. "He did it no question". and some of the others agreed.
No, Zed! Don't wash or rinse chicken at all. Rinsing does nothing to make it safer - it just spreads bacteria all over your kitchen, making it LESS safe. Pat it dry with paper towels and prepare it. Any bacteria that might have been on it will be killed in the cooking process. This is why it's very important that you check the temp of chicken to be sure you've reached 165F in the center - where you wouldn't have rinsed it anyway.
Thank you for saying this! Not many people comprehend how to properly handle bacteria.
But the chicken packing plant put weird chemicals on it! At least in my mind... Gotta rinse off that Chicken
@@jcmick8430 incorrect
Baked Bacteria = free extra protein
Thank you! My gf rinses chicken off and it drives me crazy. I tried explaining this to her but she doesn't believe it.
I like how the Costco employee says "$913.90" like it's just another Tuesday.
At Costco, it is.
I've worked at Costco before. This IS a normal occurrence. Maybe not by accident or for a TikTok video, but you will see people coming in buying hundreds of dollars of food and supplies that last them a month or more.
I had one guy come in and bought over $1000 of candy. He was a small business owner with some of those quarter-turn candy dispensers, so he was stocking up.
Another time a lady came in buying hundreds of dollars of condoms. When the obvious question was asked, she politely said she was a Sex Ed. teacher.
Costco is a wild place.
That was probably more than their weekly paycheck.
@@user-zx5gg8od6l gluttonous. Glutinous is a kind of rice with a lot of gluten.
@@user-zx5gg8od6l some of us live 1.5 hours of Texas speeds driving from Costco so our trips tend to be expensive. Large pantry, extra freezers in order to not drive around every other day to get “stuff” we may have run out of. Not gluttony but management of time, gas and money.
Zed thinking the $5 footlong was 2 years ago when it was actually 11 is both so sad and so relatable.
Keep pushing for higher minimum wage and soon the footlong will be $100. Brilliance!
Also that bimbo lives in SEATTLE and is shocked that a foot long costs her $22?? She voted that in! She's one of the people that thought that "Summer of Love" in Seattle a few years back was a good thing!
I wanna know what Subway has a footlong for $22 though? I don't like them anymore so I haven't been, but I haven't heard how pricey they are either.
I can still sing the Subway five dollar footlong jingle .
I remember about 3 years ago the 2 cheeseburger large fry and sweet tea meal was $5.44 now its $10.88. 😢
"Slap off of it" is a southern thing, Tyler 🤣
The mother-in-law lady....I COMPLETELY concur!!!!
In reality, that clip of the lady who would choose to jump off a bridge was responding to a guy that makes very inappropriate videos aimed at kids. She’s a mom defending her kids from certain ideologies, if you catch my drift.
Are you sure this wasnt a try not to cringe? That dish soap on the chicken shit had me gagging.
@johnbrezinski348 I grew up in predominantly black neighborhoods and never saw this. I will say though. Very welcoming for family events and block parties. Oh and hurricane parties too. The potato salad slaps every time.
People are grossed out by my medium-rare chicken and always start talking about some kind of salmon dish called salmonella whenever I make it, but I love the juiciness and tenderness of medium-rare chicken. The Dawn on the chicken made no sense to me though. Just throw it in the oven or fryer and get it over with. Sheesh....
@@whatsappscambot1802😂
@Whatsapp Scambot Don't eat chicken if it's pink bro. As long as it's white you are OK.
@@whatsappscambot1802 I'm about to throw up.
A minute of silence for the fallen meatballs.
Southern lady: "The handle broke slap off of it."
Tyler: "Slap off of it? What's that mean?"
Me: Bless your heart.
I still don’t know what it means. (New Yorker)
@@lancer717 It’s a southern saying. The handle fell “slap off” means the handle fell right off.
Yeah, I was thinking those were some sweet Southern ladies. Probably taking those to a church function or to a family that recently had a death in the family.
Yep definitely a southern saying It just broke slap off what I told my dad when I was messing with something and broke it
@@ResidentWiseacre Not just a southern saying. I live in the mountains of southwestern PA, and have said things like that all my life.
All kids of all age are food hounds as Tyler says. I always called my kids seagulls cause anytime you get into the fridge or cabinet they would suddenly be right there hovering right around you.
6:12 Laina pointed out her 'Chiclet' teeth but I've overlooked that the whole time. She's such a sweetheart.
My father woke up late one Saturday morning back in the early 60s. I was a child at the time. He came outside and found that my mother and I had dug about 1/4 of the foundation for an addition to the house that he'd promised for a long time. We had done a good job, so he continued. Months later, our house was twice as big, with a new roof over the whole thing.
Wow
I think the chicken lady is just a troll.
She had me up until she whipped out the toothbrush. That sealed the deal...definitely trolling.
I really feel for that kid reaching for his dads beer. That's a Carlton dry. I'm drinking one right now and I'd cry too if I couldn't have one.
Also that little rhyme n how to draw a five would have been useful to me as a kid. I use to draw fives upside-down until I turned five.
The "proof of income" was priceless.
It's not petty to take action against people stealing your stuff no matter who or what
The petty thing is being inconvenienced by not being able to take someone else's property.
@@BLUELEADER78 Exactly!
I mean.... Get your own man.😅😂
I always felt like I came from a parallel universe when mentioning the $5 footlong. All of my friends insisted that it was only ever a thing in February but I could clearly remember that it was an actual thing for quite a while
The commercials were an ear worm.
I can still sing the jingle from the commercial .
The car salesman 9:57 is spot on! Every dang one on 'em. The fast talk, BS, circles on the form, everything. Guy nailed it!
Man i could watch these all day. Zed juat has a way of presenting information in an interesting intellectual way.
I was on a jury once. It was a child molestation case. A woman accused her ex of molesting her daughter ONLY AFTER they broke up six month after the fact. There was NO EVIDENCE presented other than her saying he did it. We watched tapes of a social worker interviewing the child and asking the worst leading questions you've ever seen. Any time the girl started saying stuff that would exonerate the ex-boyfriend, the social worker stopped her and went back to her leading questions. That was it. Some jurors immediately said guilty and would not budge. Sure the guy probably was guilty but there was no evidence presented that could remotely be construed as "beyond a reasonable doubt". Jurors are stupid.
Thats a tough one but victims dont always tell what happened to them until months or years later. However, I feel like people who lie about such things need to have severe consequences as this hurts the real victims in the long run.
Why do you say "sure the guy probably was guilty" if there was no evidence?
@@smgdfcmfah Exactly. I bet the wife was the monster. People lie to justify their actions. Hubby probably loved his little girl.
Those types of cases are the hardest. Normally it's innocent until proven guilty. But when it comes to children and sexual abuse accusations, it's guilty until proven innocent. And even then, you carry that accusation with you for life, the jurors who couldn't be swayed are labeled "apologists" or "endorsing" child abuse.
It's a lose/lose game where nobody wins.
There was a case like that here. Except the ex-husband did do it. He was molesting her during his visits. It was back in the late 90’s. The legal system penalized victims back then.
After they set him free, it was learned that there were actually multiple children ranging in ages from 2 to 13. Reports concerning his other victims were from schools, daycare centers and parents.
The court wouldn’t allow testimony from his other victims. They said each one had to be a separate case. It was basically his word against a child’s word.
They then made the child face him in court. She was six years old. They made the ex-wife look like she was just out to get him.
The other parents chose not to put their children through the court trauma.
I swear my two kids, ages 3&5, know the sound of the kitchen floor boards creaking. I can't even walk into the kitchen without them hounding me.
😂 so relatable
They do know exactly what the floorboards sounds like and who is making the sound. At that age, securing food is their sole purpose for living 😉
No doubt. You probably don't realize it but they probably start salivating, too. Pavlov's kids!
Gosh for me it’s my dogs.
@Lana loves Jesus get em put down dogs are a pain in the arse i struggle to see why theyre popular most folk i speak to find them to be a burden and they ruin evwry family moments with the kids
When I was a baby the doctors gave me a hearing test where they rang bells and stuff to see if I’d react and I didn’t. They told my mum that they suspected I was deaf. They soon changed the minds when my mum who was sat the other side of the room directly behind me quietly rustled a crisp packet. I reacted to that sound.
I wondered if my son was hard of hearing until he was in another room and I softly mentioned that I had chocolate.
crisp packet?: pip pip; cheerio! talk american, bro
That’s exactly how much you should ALWAYS trust the “experts”…and why.
@@tonyborelli. oh dear, you Americans and those chips on your shoulders
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@@Tokinjester get bent
The way she asked "what do we do? " after the meatball drop... you KNOW those were some fire meatballs that EVERYBODY was looking forward to!
Especially the way MeeMaw reluctantly pulled out her phone. She was dreading telling folks that she couldn't bring her meatballs to the potluck.
The woman responding to the 'to whoever needs to hear this' (16:59) is hilarious. I watched that 3 times. Good stuff.
My man just wants to sit on the couch and meme and not worry about a charger, not petty at all, 100% genius.
The reason jury duty isn’t a job you can go to school for, is because we all know no one would go to school for it, and those that do would cheat their way to a grade just for job security.
The real problem with that idea is that the profession would be filled with commies who let everyone off.
The world is crowded with people who desperately need others to hear their opinions, and elderly who have nothing better to do than get into other people's business. The Jury Duty profession would have a glutton of people applying for the job.
Yeah - society has slipped a long way since `Twelve Angry Men'...
Na it’s because the gov would have to pay more than 3$ a day 😂
@@alaeacusmcfly4353 It would be filled with the same people who run HOAs.
My wife should face grand larceny charges for the number of charger thefts she is responsible for.
17:51 You AINT lying, MEMPHIS is SCARY AF 😮 I was there last night in Whitehaven! Man you can feel the TENSION in the air 😂
13:19 This reminded me of a hilarious story. Partying in my early 20s my friend Trevor and I went to a house party and did some serious drinking. Our friend Matt was our DD and we brought Trevor’s car there. Around 2:30am we were trying to leave and couldn’t find Trevor anywhere. We walked out front and saw that his car was gone and we had to get a ride back to his house. We got there and his car was parked in the front yard, passenger door wide open. We shut his door, walked inside and crashed on two separate couches. We woke up in the morn and still hadn’t seen Trevor so we decided to go up to his room and see if he was good. We found him in his room, butt ass naked in his bed spooning one of those big orange traffic barrels. 🤣😂😆 To this day he can’t recall where he got the barrel from or where his clothes ended up. Thank the sky he didn’t crash his car and kill someone. Lol
4:54 My Chihuahua does that every time I open a bag of chips. Sits and looks at me. Even gets up from a nap.
I was in 10th grade in 1970 when we got a new English teacher who looked like he had walked out of college just the week before. He was a cool guy and my friend and I would bring him an orange construction cone whenever we saw one on the way to school. (Don't aske me why, we were just silly and stoned.) My son was in 9th grade in 1996 and just happened to have the same teacher. He didn't remember me personally (of course) but I mentioned the orange cones. He remembered them and told me he had only gotten rid of them a few years previously 😂.
When u openly laugh knowing full well there will be NOO Consequences
It’s fly season
That was parenting done right! Not only did tat kid stage dive a mud puddle he was on a metal slide too!
It's white zinfandel wine. Otherwise known as pink, girlie wine. Way too sweet for me.
My dad was addicted to candy, and he loved white zinfandel. He REALLY did not look the type. When he was 6, his face had to be reconstructed after he was mauled by a dog. Most of the skin on his nose and philtrum was actually buttock skin. As you can probably imagine, the state of cosmetic surgery in the 1930s wasn't that great. Lots of scarring. He wasn't horrifically disfigured, but he looked like he'd been through some shit. And he had a deep, gravelly voice, and a perpetual Clint Eastwood scowl. All my friends growing up were terrified of him.
He'd walk around at parties with his glass of pink, girlie wine, and no one ever said shit about it. I miss him. :(
Strong cabinet door? Those are some strong ass shorts to.
The guy who's first thought was the strength of the cabinet door has an engineers mind!
Having been on jury duty a number of times, I can say that "Jury Duty Guy" makes a lotta sense.
The other side of that is that those who are permanent jurists become jaded and no longer are objective.
I once had a Judge tell me that they don't go after people who don't show up when summoned because they use the mailing address list from DMV, and not everyone keeps that up to date.
That was the last time I ever showed up for JD.
@@rickdixon4662 Wouldn't fly in Iowa. You would be issued a bench warrant. Next time you were pulled over or car was ticketed on the street you would go straigtht to jail. Been summoned 3 times, never once had to serve on a jury. But I'd like to.
5:20
Easily the funniest face and comedic timing from a kid I've ever seen. So freaking cute ❤️
Best one lately, Zed! Keep up the good work!
$22 sandwich in Seattle and she's surprised by that? Lol
I feel for that little boy reaching for that bottle of beer.
Whenever I'm visiting my dad and open the refrigerator door I hear the exact same thing, except I'm 68 and he's 94.
And I'm the one who bought the beer.
Jury dudery should be a degree lol😂
Clean freak does not quite describe the situation here!😂😂😂😂
Damn! I thought my wife was a bad cook till I saw that woman washing that chicken….
Nevermind the cabinetdoor, she must be wearing the strongest damn pants ever 😂😂
Or she simply only weighs around 20 KG.
@@ChevyLewis-sb2yo how much is that in american. You just wanted all of us to look it up lol.
@@pineappleparty1624 Hahaha .. The majority of planet Earff already knows. 44 Pounds.
@@ChevyLewis-sb2yo Wow it's Earth, sir...And I wanted that in stones, not really.
@@pineappleparty1624 Drugs are goo', mmmkaey.
Obi-Wan Kenobi would've been hopelessly stuck at that locked gate!
“A jury is 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty”
I loved it . At the time I was working a salaried position so I basically got a week off with full pay and free meals .
Thursdays are my Saturdays and this is one of the best parts of my weekend.
In case anyone wondered, the workers leaning on their shovels actually enable the job to get finished faster. One person will dig as fast and hard as they can for as long as they can while a couple others wait and then when they need a break they hand off the shovel to another person who does the same thing, allowing the first person to take a break. They shovel on a rotation so that the work never stops.
Or, and this may sound crazy, how about they ALL dig as fast and hard as they can, the job will get done 2 or 3 (depending on how many guys there are) times faster than that.
@@BmanTheChamp because you can only have one man in the hole at a time for safety reasons. If it caved in everyone is buried.
@@BmanTheChamp also, have you ever dug a hole as fast and hard as you can? It is NOT easy. Sure if you had everyone dig all at once you can dig a wider hole but not a deeper one
U Never dug a hole b4... and it shows
Took many food safety and cooking classes. Was told NEVER to rinse off your chicken.
Kid on the slide belly flippin’ in the mud puddle…..that’s just great. It’s early in the day, but that may have made my day.
Zed “Don’t go to Costco” Also Zed “you gotta get the chicken from Costco there are so many things you didn’t realize you needed”.
Classic Zed contradicting himself
Nah don’t go “with your wife” was the suggestion XD
The key for Costco is to bring cash and a little piece of paper to roughly tally up your items. If you stay within about $50 you're golden!
Insane to spend almost $1k on food in 1 trip!!! That's what I spend for the year!
Not what he said or was implying but good try
Haha the lady in Seattle complaing about the prices haha. You made this!
The clip of the baby reacting to mums snacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the woman that started the remodeling job, all I'd tell her is "You started it. You finish it".
As a single women who has "started" a lot of home remodel jobs, you better finish it. Take this from a women who grabbed her circular saw blade while it was running. Turns out just cuz you can buy tools doesn't mean you know how to use them. Oh how I wish I had a man around the house. 🤣
I have a kitchen with a bare concrete floor because my wife tore out the old floor and had no idea how to put down linoleum, it can stay that way until she finishes it.
My wife tore up our tile floor in the bathroom the day before I returned home from a month long assignment. Yes, I replaced the floor. I did make her clean up her mess though. We had planned to replace the floor but it wasn't really what I wanted to begin working on after being gone from my kids for a month.
@@DJPLAST2 Have you considered doing the acid coloring on the concrete? Or rather, having HER do the acid coloring of the concrete? It's worth looking into.
@AXMRDR No I have not considered doing anything, not my project, not my problem, but that does sound like a viable alternative. She has the new floor material, just won’t take the time to learn how to install it. I have suggested for her to make a cardboard template of the kitchen just like where the linoleum will be, no action.
I ain’t gonna lie. I’ve never heard a more convincing argument about not have randos serve on jury duty. We definitely needs schools to teach Jury Dutiery.
You kidding? With the schools these days?!
The problem is that then they will be bribed like politicians. IMO I think the easy solution is that Juries have to write a report on why they made a decision. If the decision does not hold up to the word of law then it opens the grounds for a mistrial.
@@justaminute3111 Would lead to them being indoctrinated to judge like D / Ls. We would certainly lose freedom real quick.
right? the govt controls the media& u trust them to appoint jurors? guilt would be judged by political affiliation
It’s already this way in DC and the SDNY.
They'd have to pay professional jurors $250-$300 a day, why Joe Schmuck only costs them $10 or $15. That's why.
Professional juries would also be susceptible to bribery. People find out that's your job, gonna be crooked as a politician
Joe schmuck is also getting paid for his regular job at the same time .
It was about 10 years ago, but I got paid a whopping $9 for a single-day jury selection process, fortunately I was NOT selected.
@@eaglerider1826 I do not know about other states but in Arkansas you do not get paid for your job when on jury duty. You lose your days wage and get the "honor" of preforming your civic duty for $15 a day and they inform you by email at 5pm the evening before if you are required to be in court the next day.
@@arronjerden915 I live in Alabama and when I served jury duty I was paid by my employer
"Slap off it" is southern talk, Tyler
Zed trying not to laugh at a fart joke. . . always funny. Yes, I laugh first at the fart joke and then laugh harder at Zed trying to keep it in.
Heaven forbid if that “chicken lady” ever found out where potato’s come from!
As far as the gated community is concerned, I helped someone move and had no gate code when I arrived, called the first number on the directory, they let me in immediately.
Or eggs 🥚 😂
Mushrooms...
Carry a ladder and tool box and you can go anywhere.
Option Two Madame had me rolling 🤣 Love you, mother-in-law, but just so you know: I'm hiding my wallet!
The concept of a "jury of your peers" should frighten everyone.
5:53 Hey, it's the Overly-Attached Girlfriend meme chick.
That little boy on the slide is a KING!! 😆🤣
“I’d be crying over spilled meatballs--That’s depressing.” --Tyler Zed
The funny thing about jury duty is that if they know you have a degree in criminal justice there is no way you are getting on a jury.
I would imagine any advanced degree of any worth, really. Probably not a women's studies major though. But Business Admin, Psych, Engineering, Biology...they don't want you anywhere near the jury since you'll be harder to manipulate
@bryantsteury8910 you would think so but no actually they love most degrees. Criminal justice majors are avoided because we know all the tricks and games already and are notorious for swinging juries.
If you want to avoid jury…when they question you on criminal rights…just say fry em all. You’ll never serve jury duty.
@jimreilly917 Sorry, that's not true man, in fact, that can actually work against you if you want to avoid jury duty.
I was once turned away from jury duty because of the state I was born in. That's the only question he asked me (and everyone else) and asked everyone else another question except me.
That Guy talking about Jury Duty was legit hilarious... I've been selected for a Jury in an assault case, but it was settled out of the courtroom... I always thought "It got settled, because I WAS TOO STUPID TO BE PART OF THE TRIAL"... Good on Me.
Lol “slap off of it” Zed: “what’s that” 😂
That’s southern country lingo.
Paused just to comment this! 👍😂
It's ok I don't get men-a-sooo-da out of Minnesota.🙂
16:30 the best part is when he is walking into the other room, he takes his belt off 😂
dude that cabinet was freaking amazing. whoever hung it up was king at their skill
Absolutely! Crumbed rubber tires are fantastic for the garden and environment. They make quick work of contaminating the soil and turning it toxic. 10/10. Would recommend.
They sent me a jury duty form, to fill out while I was on parole, as a reason not to be selected I wrote "I'm a felon, you really don't want me to ever be on jury duty." It's worked like a charm!
I told them I was the clerk in the detective bureau of the local police department (true) and that I would have no trouble recognizing the defendant….especially if he was a “frequent flyer.” The lawyer for the defense treated me like I had bubonic plague. He didn’t want me hanging around infecting the jury pool! I was out of there so fast my feet didn’t even touch the ground!
I got one and I was a cop. Still had to go through the voir dire process in uniform while on duty. Lol lol
I just got one a couple weeks ago. I got out of it because I am 9 months pregnant lol
Next year: 70 years old. Huzzah!
You can just throw them away, they have no way to prove you got it, 🤷♂ we don’t have mail verification.’
Washing or rinsing off chicken won’t eradicate any germs or pathogens on it. Instead, this step will fling loose pathogens and bacteria from the chicken onto other surfaces in your kitchen, potentially infecting other foods you eat (don't think I'd want it washed in detergent anyway)
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger : Kinda Friedrich Nietzsche
Pouring bleach and ammonia on the chicken at the same time will absolutely be deadly for bacteria and viruses.
@@nicoleking772 Kentucky Fried-rich Nietzsche
How do you wash something and get water on other surfaces in the kitchen? Spin it round and round over your head?
Besides, Dawn is antibacterial. I am sure it would make it taste like chemicals, but it would kill the bacteria.
Invent an antibacterial meat wash and get rich.
@@jasonrhodes9726 There's no point in an antibacterial meat wash because you kill all the bacteria by COOKING THE MEAT. That's why we cook meat in the first place! Besides, washing it would only kill the bacteria on the surface and not any inside the meat, and do you really want to eat cleaner?
I would 100% become a full time Jury Dutier if I had the chance.
Grandpa, tell me you’re from Wisconsin without telling me you’re from Wisconsin. Grandpa - “BOOZE!”
19:53 It's called shock. The realization hasn't set in fully. 🤣
Zed is angling to take Dave Ramsey's place when he kicks the bucket.
In Zed's defense on the $5 footlongs, I'm pretty sure they did 2 for $10 during the Coof.
12:29 I love the sad realization of
"yeah, I'm not going to be able to save that, so no good running after it anymore"
I NEVER want to see "Frozen" again. However, my granddaughters loved it. Especially the funny faces pawpaw was making after the third time.
Your videos are like eating ice cream, right out of the carton.
23 minutes of ecstasy the feels like five.
Cheers from South Africa... Love your content, Zed! 🇿🇦
That gate must be on our southern border.
The NO beer baby is the cutest bubba! ❤️
Clayton Bigsby walking up on that poor newscaster!
Almost got me with the chiclets, I'm disappointed Deev had to look it up though😆
Holy moly...the woman and the chicken...diarrhea much?? Man she was getting the toothbrush out when the video stopped. That's WAY overboard. That baby clip was adorable! I think that the $22 footlong must have been a Door Dash delivery or something. There's no WAY that sub is now $22! Those bathroom stalls....what the HECK???
She said combo so she got a 4 dollar soda and a 3 dollar bag of chips with it so the footlong was about 15 which sounds about right
@@jcmick8430 Okay. I missed that. Yeah, a combo is pretty expensive. I remember being able to eat in a full on restaurant for that!
@@hiho8084 I took my 2 kids to red robin it was 80 bucks for the 3 of us
It's my 1st day as a Dew Wrangler! I'm definitely gonna quit😂
Jokes on you! I already watched Tuesday’s video!
We refer to a jury as 12 rocks in a box! ALWAYS choose a jury trial!!