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  • @JakeTheGreatTV
    @JakeTheGreatTV  3 роки тому +9319

    Check out my newest video! usa vs china politics
    ua-cam.com/video/k8We46yuKP4/v-deo.html

    • @JakeTheGreatTV
      @JakeTheGreatTV  3 роки тому +73

      hey @boi😇

    • @sp1nx939
      @sp1nx939 3 роки тому +21

      hey folk

    • @JakeTheGreatTV
      @JakeTheGreatTV  3 роки тому +32

      @@sp1nx939 good sir

    • @narenshanmugam5955
      @narenshanmugam5955 3 роки тому +26

      that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations

    • @JakeTheGreatTV
      @JakeTheGreatTV  3 роки тому +29

      @@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️

  • @dhruv7948
    @dhruv7948 3 роки тому +33018

    I like how it's the exact opposite of the stereotypes associated with both countries.

    • @dylanischillin8971
      @dylanischillin8971 3 роки тому +1603

      Bruh this blew my mind lowkey 😂😂😂

    • @ginandromeda1618
      @ginandromeda1618 3 роки тому +2482

      Lol why do people still think british people are all fancy and reserved? I've been following british artists and media for years, it couldn't be further from the truth😂

    • @happyllama1160
      @happyllama1160 3 роки тому +463

      @@ginandromeda1618 ✨✨✨classism✨✨✨

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 роки тому +1126

      @@ginandromeda1618 because they conquered country's in the the 1800 century and that's the only time people actually saw the British and they we're wearing fancy clothes

    • @shawnbrdlik6213
      @shawnbrdlik6213 3 роки тому +163

      @@happyllama1160 ✨✨Idiot✨✨

  • @Ginjitzu
    @Ginjitzu 3 роки тому +81408

    In the US, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be the villain. In the UK, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be a moron.

    • @dio.8598
      @dio.8598 3 роки тому +2872

      DICK EAD!

    • @ehs1452
      @ehs1452 3 роки тому +3772

      Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 3 роки тому +1222

      In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY

    • @John_Greek
      @John_Greek 3 роки тому +60

      Very true

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 роки тому +1158

      And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 8 місяців тому +9396

    U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done.
    U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.

    • @SomeoneProbably.
      @SomeoneProbably. 6 місяців тому +272

      aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up

    • @lewistran5973
      @lewistran5973 5 місяців тому +95

      ​@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 3 місяці тому

      Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially

    • @anjelkanja8032
      @anjelkanja8032 2 місяці тому +42

      Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 2 місяці тому +9

      @@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life

  • @Barrel4336
    @Barrel4336 9 місяців тому +5228

    This is reason they don't have guns, they'd bring back dueling immediately.

    • @aaronking2369
      @aaronking2369 8 місяців тому +346

      If the uk had guns its would probably be more dangerous than the usa because we drink twice as much😂😂

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 5 місяців тому +323

      Unironically the reason stated for the size of the gap between opposition benches is so that swords could not meet.

    • @jameliakingstom1190
      @jameliakingstom1190 3 місяці тому +6

      @@aaronking2369onggg they don’t know 😂

    • @culexus7249
      @culexus7249 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Heligoland360 sounds about right

    • @rachelclark6393
      @rachelclark6393 3 місяці тому +32

      I'm down for it. Bring back dueling in the senate and parliment! Would be way more entertaining and would probably introduce a natural retirement age😂

  • @Aidan.w
    @Aidan.w 3 роки тому +27094

    "They're so posh, polite and sophisticated in the UK"
    The UK:

    • @bjorksgolfbag
      @bjorksgolfbag 3 роки тому +452

      The mps in this video are very posh haha

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 роки тому +16

      Yep

    • @williamwyn8892
      @williamwyn8892 3 роки тому +152

      Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!

    • @Adam-tu1lk
      @Adam-tu1lk 3 роки тому +88

      @@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 роки тому +261

      Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh
      (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)

  • @benjaminwinnett7269
    @benjaminwinnett7269 2 роки тому +15758

    UK politics sounds like a discord server at 2am.

    • @njrakri1915
      @njrakri1915 8 місяців тому +31

      2k likes and no reply??

    • @andrut04
      @andrut04 8 місяців тому

      yes@@njrakri1915

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 8 місяців тому

      ​@@njrakri1915bot likes

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 8 місяців тому +89

      Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?

    • @L333gok
      @L333gok 7 місяців тому +17

      It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.

  • @IcarusPanopticon
    @IcarusPanopticon 5 місяців тому +4105

    US - Political ASMR.
    UK - "MR ROBERTSON, CALM YOURSELF MAN!!"

    • @Piqueblinders11
      @Piqueblinders11 3 місяці тому

      ‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’

    • @boivin5163
      @boivin5163 2 місяці тому

      Political lofi ua-cam.com/video/pm6qy_9E0rY/v-deo.htmlsi=debsvTh_und2GGWr

    • @johnnix3990
      @johnnix3990 Місяць тому +60

      "The lion must get back in its cage!" I miss John Bercow's wit

    • @itsnotevenmyfinalform
      @itsnotevenmyfinalform 28 днів тому +8

      That statement was biased. He's meant to be a speaker. He blatantly looks like favouring the sane instead of the insane.

    • @thecandynoob8245
      @thecandynoob8245 23 дні тому +3

      he sounded like gordon ramsey there

  • @challenger2megatron
    @challenger2megatron 9 місяців тому +1691

    Fun Fact: The central table in Parliament is designed to be just wide enough for MPs to not be able to stab each other across it

    • @generaltom6850
      @generaltom6850 Місяць тому +13

      I😂😂😂

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 Місяць тому

      ​@@generaltom6850 it was a problem, angry rich twats with swords who are probably drunk in that environment? parliment would have a 90% mortality rate

    • @mattanthony2277
      @mattanthony2277 13 днів тому +3

      Yup, that is where modern democracy was born. All other democracies should show repect!

    • @wafflestcattash4818
      @wafflestcattash4818 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@mattanthony2277 you are aware that the french where the frist to do democracy?

    • @mattanthony2277
      @mattanthony2277 9 днів тому +3

      @@wafflestcattash4818 Greeks actually, the French version was nearer communism as an objective.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 3 роки тому +9914

    Boring hypocrites vs Crazy lads.

  • @joelall1son
    @joelall1son 3 роки тому +23444

    uk members of parliament act like they're schoolchildren cause they all went to school together

    • @viper_fan
      @viper_fan 3 роки тому +645

      There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.

    • @di7209
      @di7209 3 роки тому +1281

      @@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it

    • @viper_fan
      @viper_fan 3 роки тому +126

      @@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.

    • @jasonwilkes8821
      @jasonwilkes8821 3 роки тому +388

      @@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?

    • @viper_fan
      @viper_fan 3 роки тому +33

      @@jasonwilkes8821 then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long.
      If you like numbers, I have an equation for you:
      *26+6=1*

  • @arcus23424
    @arcus23424 7 місяців тому +2328

    At least UK parliaments aren’t all asleep

    • @hellcat1005
      @hellcat1005 6 місяців тому +48

      Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne

    • @SingingWithMyself-Frozen
      @SingingWithMyself-Frozen 6 місяців тому +49

      You haven't seen the House of Lords

    • @user-vz2nl5en1s
      @user-vz2nl5en1s 4 місяці тому +35

      They have been known to watch porn on occasion though

    • @yesyouareright9800
      @yesyouareright9800 3 місяці тому +10

      1:19

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 3 місяці тому +1

      @@user-vz2nl5en1s nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think.
      I'm not looking up a news article to check.

  • @PouncyJunior
    @PouncyJunior 6 місяців тому +1316

    "O R D E R" Dumbledore said calmy.

    • @BeauLufc19
      @BeauLufc19 3 місяці тому +4

      Cringe

    • @TheSourOnion
      @TheSourOnion Місяць тому

      hehe icecreamsandwich

    • @PouncyJunior
      @PouncyJunior Місяць тому +1

      @@TheSourOnion Indeed. For I, too, suck everyday

  • @DanHauer
    @DanHauer 3 роки тому +46210

    The important thing to understand about the British politicians is they all had quite a few pints at lunchtime.

    • @brianlacroix822
      @brianlacroix822 3 роки тому +2150

      british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them

    • @mckenzie2423
      @mckenzie2423 3 роки тому +360

      @@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?

    • @brianlacroix822
      @brianlacroix822 3 роки тому +167

      @@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny

    • @tonyarcos4666
      @tonyarcos4666 3 роки тому +687

      The Americans had cocaine for lunch

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 3 роки тому +210

      @@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically

  • @joshuaedward1748
    @joshuaedward1748 3 роки тому +31762

    I like how the UK Parliament has the same energy as their local pubs

    • @Prudenprocom
      @Prudenprocom 3 роки тому +899

      We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 2 роки тому +350

      Guess where they go right after

    • @diceqube6439
      @diceqube6439 2 роки тому +514

      @@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 2 роки тому +119

      It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood

    • @nin10do97
      @nin10do97 2 роки тому +10

      El psy kongorooo i agree

  • @Bolensgoldrush
    @Bolensgoldrush 6 місяців тому +775

    1:20 Home boy asleep in the back is PERFECT

    • @Devvitc
      @Devvitc Місяць тому +47

      he´s dead

    • @Solus5048
      @Solus5048 Місяць тому +12

      He dead

    • @sarahduhay5150
      @sarahduhay5150 23 дні тому +1

      😂

    • @jazonxl9428
      @jazonxl9428 19 днів тому +4

      Pretty sure he died of a stroke like 2 hours ago

    • @Devvitc
      @Devvitc 19 днів тому

      @@jazonxl9428 With so many old farts in there, no body notices if one dies. They cart them out every election and dumb them behind the back.

  • @kaitlynethylia
    @kaitlynethylia 4 місяці тому +280

    "On May 5th 2010, the President said, and I quote WE'VE GOT A NEW HAND GESTURE FROM THE SHADOW CHANCELLOR"

  • @zackbobby5550
    @zackbobby5550 3 роки тому +33034

    It's crazy how differently you can get nothing done lol.

    • @slepywidomy9800
      @slepywidomy9800 3 роки тому +93

      Xdd +

    • @killerkreuz4634
      @killerkreuz4634 3 роки тому +219

      Hahahahhahaha fuck that’s funny

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 3 роки тому +609

      Parliament is just a way for politicians to pretend like they actually care about the people

    • @dantebermeo5773
      @dantebermeo5773 3 роки тому +279

      @@youneskasdi think you can say the same thing about Congress

    • @JM-lc3ki
      @JM-lc3ki 3 роки тому +74

      I like this joke, government is garbage lmao

  • @JerryO1995
    @JerryO1995 3 роки тому +13639

    The USA: "... The president said, and I quote: ..."
    The UK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"

    • @sabnox9869
      @sabnox9869 3 роки тому +225

      The parliament are just a bunch of apes.

    • @Karuan
      @Karuan 3 роки тому +18

      best comment

    • @lukehale5381
      @lukehale5381 3 роки тому +122

      @@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious

    • @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275
      @mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275 3 роки тому +83

      @@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.

    • @zenryucds747
      @zenryucds747 3 роки тому +33

      @@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 9 місяців тому +638

    British politics is like a sitcom and i love it

    • @PikaJess123
      @PikaJess123 5 місяців тому +3

      Definitely watch "the thick of it" then

    • @joyfulcreations2004
      @joyfulcreations2004 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes minister: I'm appalled no one else has recommended me yet

    • @kaitlynethylia
      @kaitlynethylia 4 місяці тому +13

      It's very fun to watch, but it becomes less so when I remember that these are the people running the country I live in

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 місяці тому +4

      @@kaitlynethylia I left for a different country so I can just watch and enjoy it.

    • @kaitlynethylia
      @kaitlynethylia 3 місяці тому +1

      @@holliswilliams8426 I plan to do that someday

  • @Zephirite.
    @Zephirite. 6 місяців тому +262

    0:51 sounds like a laugh track

  • @gb469x
    @gb469x 3 роки тому +8835

    “Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson…calm yourself man.” the parliamentarian said calmly.

    • @Nathh99
      @Nathh99 3 роки тому +240

      DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!

    • @justthoughts5557
      @justthoughts5557 3 роки тому +22

      Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂

    • @Rjrdre
      @Rjrdre 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @justthoughts5557
      @justthoughts5557 3 роки тому +1

      @Vedant K no it’s gold and blue

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 3 роки тому +2

      @@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue

  • @fone5003
    @fone5003 3 роки тому +19471

    For anyone who doesn't live in the UK, our Parliament is basically a pub, without the alcohol but still the drunk behaviour

    • @isaacwilson4174
      @isaacwilson4174 3 роки тому +1080

      Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain

    • @ruhenabegum7499
      @ruhenabegum7499 3 роки тому +82

      Omggg that's what I was thinking
      I'm British too so don't come for meh.

    • @magnusbruce4051
      @magnusbruce4051 3 роки тому +96

      @@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.

    • @xxoxygenxx0733
      @xxoxygenxx0733 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @xangarabana
      @xangarabana 3 роки тому +16

      Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten

  • @getajobmate1281
    @getajobmate1281 5 місяців тому +130

    MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN‼️‼️‼️ THE LION MUST GET BACK IN ITS DEN 🗣‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 4 місяці тому +8

      PRIME MINISTER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams Місяць тому +76

    U.S Politics: **reading Dr. Seuss**
    U.K Politics: **furious screaming**

  • @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734
    @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734 3 роки тому +14117

    US: the front of the class.
    UK: the back of the class.

    • @bluehernandez3594
      @bluehernandez3594 3 роки тому +88

      So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 3 роки тому +128

      @@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.

    • @ifabianxd1338
      @ifabianxd1338 3 роки тому +9

      I like that metaphor😆

    • @brucezhou5806
      @brucezhou5806 3 роки тому +3

      animated, accurate description

    • @OK-ws7ti
      @OK-ws7ti 3 роки тому +15

      @@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians

  • @DerekIngoe
    @DerekIngoe 3 роки тому +11801

    American Senator: "the president said and i quote"
    British MP: "DODGY DAVE!"

  • @sachinramesh8527
    @sachinramesh8527 3 місяці тому +90

    1:13 The transition from party levels of noise to dead silence and a guy LITERALLY SLEEPING is so funny🤣

  • @percywong9375
    @percywong9375 26 днів тому +19

    And in this chaotic pub, they built the largest empire in the world

    • @viusalnazarovnaz9518
      @viusalnazarovnaz9518 25 днів тому

      Well, and in this calm and polite state they built the most powerful country nowadays

    • @Ahboon03
      @Ahboon03 25 днів тому

      ⁠​⁠@@viusalnazarovnaz9518Lets be real, it ain’t that calm and polite nowadays lmao

    • @deadman0667
      @deadman0667 13 днів тому

      @@viusalnazarovnaz9518 whut?

    • @moxolotla6566
      @moxolotla6566 6 днів тому +1

      @@viusalnazarovnaz9518not that powerful tbh

  • @babbabooey1176
    @babbabooey1176 3 роки тому +12314

    The UK looks like when the teacher tries to quiet the class down but awfully fails.

    • @Artemis_23
      @Artemis_23 3 роки тому +19

      Lol true

    • @3katsime
      @3katsime 3 роки тому +159

      Where the teacher fucking joins the class

    • @applicableapple3991
      @applicableapple3991 3 роки тому +26

      ORDER

    • @moss3496
      @moss3496 3 роки тому

      It is lmao

    • @viper0111
      @viper0111 3 роки тому +6

      Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone

  • @solortus
    @solortus 3 роки тому +9848

    I love how the judge moderator guy is like a game show host

    • @albasmith5824
      @albasmith5824 3 роки тому +144

      He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂

    • @LEWIS1992
      @LEWIS1992 3 роки тому +254

      FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.

    • @sandy120
      @sandy120 3 роки тому +289

      His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.

    • @evanlee4289
      @evanlee4289 3 роки тому +19

      Orrdaaaa

    • @crazygamingeater1448
      @crazygamingeater1448 3 роки тому +45

      @@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean

  • @lidge1994
    @lidge1994 9 місяців тому +44

    In the US, 80% of the room is 80+ years old and most of them are either asleep or way too old and devoid of energy to shout. And they'll stay there for at least another 10.

  • @emmahealy4863
    @emmahealy4863 6 місяців тому +59

    It's fun to watch the house of commons argue like little kids when the teacher leaves the classroom 😅

  • @tortoiseboy2331
    @tortoiseboy2331 3 роки тому +42379

    Us: talks about doing insane things in a mundane way
    Uk: talks about the most boring shit in the most insane way

    • @icedragon9097
      @icedragon9097 3 роки тому +1483

      Pretty much

    • @aby110
      @aby110 3 роки тому +498

      So true lol

    • @owenwebb5095
      @owenwebb5095 3 роки тому +1197

      Accurate, dangerously accurate

    • @TheGreenlandPenguin1208
      @TheGreenlandPenguin1208 3 роки тому +447

      Hey Brits, Could we please have those types of politicians instead of ours, I'll give you $1 million bucks for just one

    • @Tinfoil_Hardhat
      @Tinfoil_Hardhat 3 роки тому +681

      @@TheGreenlandPenguin1208 British politicians are the same ones that spent multiple sessions of parliament complaining about people saying mean things to them on Twitter.

  • @yourexhusband2338
    @yourexhusband2338 3 роки тому +16220

    USA politics: when the teacher is in
    UK politics: when the class has a cover teacher

    • @madsquirrelz276
      @madsquirrelz276 3 роки тому +48

      😂😂😂

    • @thomasbennett712
      @thomasbennett712 3 роки тому +126

      Poor Bercow is the cover teacher

    • @lj7169
      @lj7169 3 роки тому +27

      Great comment 😂😂 you will acquire many likes with your addition, my honourable gentleman 👍

    • @yourexhusband2338
      @yourexhusband2338 3 роки тому +6

      @@lj7169 why thank you very much 🙏

    • @AnimeEnergy
      @AnimeEnergy 3 роки тому +60

      In the USA we call that a substitute teacher

  • @sadtwolvesfan
    @sadtwolvesfan 9 місяців тому +21

    Fun fact there is an underground tunnel that connects the British parliament to a pub across the street

    • @joopa4416
      @joopa4416 9 днів тому

      it seems like pub visitors entered the wrong building

  • @thenotsogood_gamer
    @thenotsogood_gamer 6 місяців тому +10

    I like to imagine all of these events are happening at the same time, in parallel to each other

  • @jayantshelke5953
    @jayantshelke5953 3 роки тому +12169

    US parliament: Class with a teacher
    UK parliament: Class without teacher.

    • @GagandeepSingh-dj8kd
      @GagandeepSingh-dj8kd 3 роки тому +313

      Indian Parliament: Class with a teacher behaving like as if there isn't one.

    • @SayYourSomething
      @SayYourSomething 3 роки тому +144

      What the fuck is a US parliament?

    • @mauroalves317
      @mauroalves317 3 роки тому +26

      @@SayYourSomething indeed what is that?

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 3 роки тому +4

      @@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president

    • @thedankone4737
      @thedankone4737 3 роки тому +104

      US Congress. Not bloody Parliament.

  • @qaseemtak9368
    @qaseemtak9368 3 роки тому +15163

    American congress: *Asleep*
    British Parliament: *Roasting session*
    Ugandan Parliament: *WWE*

  • @doy42
    @doy42 4 місяці тому +45

    USA : Parent-teacher conference
    UK : Classroom with a substitute teacher

  • @average_goofball
    @average_goofball 9 місяців тому +6

    Uk politics is just one massive saturday night pub quiz

  • @jimmy1642
    @jimmy1642 3 роки тому +15600

    Us: "sons and daughters, husbands and wives.."
    Uk: "MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN"

    • @thecasualparry7797
      @thecasualparry7797 3 роки тому +128

      Also rhymes

    • @isaachester8475
      @isaachester8475 3 роки тому +381

      That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.

    • @foxarus6133
      @foxarus6133 3 роки тому +83

      “THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”

    • @brianlacroix822
      @brianlacroix822 3 роки тому +32

      i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am

    • @l1nh607
      @l1nh607 3 роки тому +107

      And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21

  • @CaptainSw4g
    @CaptainSw4g 3 роки тому +8270

    UK Politicians in Parliament is like US Politicians on Twitter

  • @once.upon.a.time.
    @once.upon.a.time. 5 місяців тому +12

    I half expected someone in Parliament to come in at the last second with a steel chair 😂

    • @itskdog
      @itskdog 21 день тому +4

      That's why they have to use fixed-to-the-floor benches - they can't be trusted.

  • @Mr.GetReal
    @Mr.GetReal 11 днів тому +5

    oh how the algorithm graces us with irony again... to be recommended this now of all times

  • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
    @sernoddicusthegallant6986 3 роки тому +23356

    US: Dumbledore in the books
    UK: Dumbledore in the movies

    • @asmodeuskingofdemons
      @asmodeuskingofdemons 3 роки тому +1426

      DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY

    • @oomphlagwumpla650
      @oomphlagwumpla650 3 роки тому +1243

      @@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*

    • @adjoint_functor
      @adjoint_functor 3 роки тому +117

      EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH,
      the chamber said calmly.

    • @ryanal4923
      @ryanal4923 3 роки тому +177

      More like:
      US: Dumbledore in the first two movies
      UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies

    • @grellsutcliffdaring2215
      @grellsutcliffdaring2215 3 роки тому +9

      Omg lol

  • @timothyp.1392
    @timothyp.1392 2 роки тому +23752

    USA: Pretends to get stuff done
    UK: Doesn't get anything done and embraces it

    • @superaction-jd6yp
      @superaction-jd6yp 9 місяців тому +73

      reply

    • @adamnave1078
      @adamnave1078 9 місяців тому +58

      Tru

    • @Lislio
      @Lislio 9 місяців тому

      Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in

    • @shoobzy3431
      @shoobzy3431 8 місяців тому +1041

      Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 8 місяців тому +142

      ​@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱

  • @harrytheseal6566
    @harrytheseal6566 6 місяців тому +2

    0:58 that's a good way of splicing the videos together

  • @etac774
    @etac774 6 місяців тому +11

    Two sides of the funny spectrum:
    *Crazy yelling and screaming* to *green eggs and ham*

  • @whatisanickname9292
    @whatisanickname9292 3 роки тому +5244

    Imagine being so mad u start to gesticulate with your broken arm

    • @benchin3607
      @benchin3607 3 роки тому +507

      "To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.

    • @LewisLawlor
      @LewisLawlor 3 роки тому +16

      @@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fikrifahrizal482
      @fikrifahrizal482 3 роки тому +119

      Tis but a scratch

    • @Marco-zt2jj
      @Marco-zt2jj 3 роки тому +48

      And they say italians talk with their hands

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 3 роки тому +9

      @@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!

  • @millersaur
    @millersaur 3 роки тому +6638

    US Politics: *reading Doctor Seuss*
    UK Politics: *Discord call*

    • @ceoofracism2178
      @ceoofracism2178 3 роки тому +10

      Hahahah

    • @obamalastname8489
      @obamalastname8489 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 3 роки тому +47

      Reagan shut down Americas mental institutions while Britain arranged to house them in parliament

    • @fauzyabdallah8158
      @fauzyabdallah8158 3 роки тому +5

      @@nullvoid564 you made me chuckle, congrats dear void

    • @kormannn1
      @kormannn1 3 роки тому +2

      Doctor sus???😳

  • @vivek4634
    @vivek4634 Місяць тому +4

    The timing of youtube recommendation is gold

  • @jamesmiddleton8335
    @jamesmiddleton8335 13 днів тому +1

    I love watching the debates in the Houses of Parliament because it is literally a classroom with the chill teacher when everyone’s finished their work.

  • @Coffee_Divinity
    @Coffee_Divinity 3 роки тому +6694

    UK politics is handled like a public sporting event, where even the ref can’t help but join in

  • @mr.vandertramp201
    @mr.vandertramp201 3 роки тому +13209

    US politics: Amendment 14, Section 1...
    UK politics: *dodgy dave*
    John Bercow: _"O"rder_

    • @rajavlitra
      @rajavlitra 3 роки тому +165

      "Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh

    • @kalsarikannit9587
      @kalsarikannit9587 3 роки тому +13

      Lmfao true!

    • @jacksonconstantine5740
      @jacksonconstantine5740 3 роки тому +396

      @@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.

    • @halloweenjean
      @halloweenjean 3 роки тому +86

      @@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv

    • @bunny.thebest9103
      @bunny.thebest9103 3 роки тому +21

      @@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho

  • @grandmasteryoda6717
    @grandmasteryoda6717 8 місяців тому +4

    The british accent alone makes it funnier. Like it's some kind of sitcom.

  • @Thermopolis11
    @Thermopolis11 16 днів тому +3

    Dodgy Dave never fails to kill me

  • @Buagg
    @Buagg 3 роки тому +6152

    American politics have the same energy as silent reading time. Whilst the UK is like gladitorial combat audiance

    • @theyordle27
      @theyordle27 3 роки тому +109

      If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes

    • @keegs1163
      @keegs1163 3 роки тому +25

      i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D

    • @tobyconner5827
      @tobyconner5827 3 роки тому +4

      basically yeah

    • @getoveryourself2212
      @getoveryourself2212 3 роки тому +14

      @@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that

    • @nateb3679
      @nateb3679 3 роки тому +14

      @@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you

  • @CaiHy-Bri
    @CaiHy-Bri 3 роки тому +4960

    UK politics sounds like 2 different football team fans met in the same pub

    • @goodclover
      @goodclover 3 роки тому +140

      Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.

    • @hadwen9511
      @hadwen9511 3 роки тому +3

      True

    • @bloodymortifying
      @bloodymortifying 3 роки тому +2

      Same shit different butt, ey like

    • @drey8
      @drey8 3 роки тому +16

      nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.

    • @James-gq7fx
      @James-gq7fx 3 роки тому +4

      But tbh most of the time it isn't like this

  • @HumanHuman-fe8rc
    @HumanHuman-fe8rc 24 дні тому +5

    Why is he reading Dr Seuss 😭

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 6 місяців тому +1

    US: "well akshully"
    UK: "just a bit of banter"

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx 3 роки тому +17457

    UK politics is like filming a sitcom with a live studio audience full of soccer fans

    • @Krax0n-
      @Krax0n- 3 роки тому +1043

      saying uk and "soccer" in the same sentence...

    • @mrminkman952
      @mrminkman952 3 роки тому +230

      @@Krax0n- AHHH it burns what a world what a world

    • @sarahhooper277
      @sarahhooper277 3 роки тому +336

      It's called football

    • @a_person_online0
      @a_person_online0 3 роки тому +174

      I believe most of the people in our parliament are football fans…

    • @thelicensednerd1626
      @thelicensednerd1626 3 роки тому +8

      @@Krax0n- smh

  • @anspailpinfanach7887
    @anspailpinfanach7887 3 роки тому +3320

    UK parliament is like a sophisticated pub brawl

    • @ziggystardust2435
      @ziggystardust2435 3 роки тому +11

      LMAO

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 3 роки тому +49

      “Sophisticated”

    • @PilkScientist
      @PilkScientist 3 роки тому +16

      @@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 3 роки тому +5

      More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.

    • @magic_cfw
      @magic_cfw 3 роки тому

      how it should be

  • @benjir5264
    @benjir5264 7 днів тому +1

    Finishing off with Green Eggs and Ham omg that's HILARIOUS

  • @thekekwguy5722
    @thekekwguy5722 3 роки тому +4269

    Uk politics is exactly like uk schools when someone disses another kid

    • @bethiaprosser1189
      @bethiaprosser1189 3 роки тому +29

      You're not wrong. XD

    • @quantum2156
      @quantum2156 3 роки тому +39

      Primary schools to be precise

    • @potatoesare_jesus2278
      @potatoesare_jesus2278 3 роки тому +13

      Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.

    • @thekekwguy5722
      @thekekwguy5722 3 роки тому +11

      @@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @michaelinzo
    @michaelinzo 3 роки тому +5770

    UK politics is like a drunkard gentlemen in a pub watching football

    • @TheArsenalgunner28
      @TheArsenalgunner28 3 роки тому +78

      I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh

    • @hugabugfoofoo6812
      @hugabugfoofoo6812 3 роки тому +46

      @@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions

    • @mysticmajin3769
      @mysticmajin3769 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this

    • @crocfighter.1322
      @crocfighter.1322 3 роки тому +12

      I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.

    • @starshooter7128
      @starshooter7128 3 роки тому +2

      ayup

  • @minyicho
    @minyicho 3 місяці тому +1

    meanwhile in australia, our prime minister got lost at sea so we named a pool after him

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 9 місяців тому

    It's always nice to see UK Parliament footage to feel beeter about your own Parliament

  • @hellnou2527
    @hellnou2527 3 роки тому +2906

    The UK politicians sound like someone says a „yo mama“ joke and everyone else is just: „EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!“

    • @isaacmason3939
      @isaacmason3939 3 роки тому +38

      Believe it or not, they're meant to be saying "here"
      Clapping was banned as it drowned out the sound of intelligent conversation

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 роки тому +4

      Do you know how to fucking use quotation marks

    • @hellnou2527
      @hellnou2527 3 роки тому +3

      @@SnoFitzroy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 3 роки тому +3

      @@SnoFitzroy quotation marks are used differently in different countries. Do you know your fucking culture facts?

    • @samgyeopsal569
      @samgyeopsal569 3 роки тому +1

      @@deiniolbythynnwr926 „no I don’t think I will”

  • @jazzycat8917
    @jazzycat8917 3 роки тому +3194

    "The House of Commons is like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum "- Robin Williams

    • @tommytimmy8441
      @tommytimmy8441 3 роки тому +29

      Rip to the goat

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 3 роки тому +1

      @@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??

    • @SeventhSolar
      @SeventhSolar 3 роки тому +9

      @@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 3 роки тому +8

      @@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 3 роки тому +1

      @@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.

  • @Artissan
    @Artissan Місяць тому +1

    1:25 sounds like Gordon Ramsey reacting to a "making gourmet food in my bedroom" tiktok

  • @tezcanuyank3446
    @tezcanuyank3446 8 місяців тому +3

    As a turkish person the UK parliament is very similiar to ours but we also sometimes get into fist fighting

  • @Umbooms
    @Umbooms 3 роки тому +9122

    Uk: “ *OOOOORRRRDDDDDEERRR* “
    Us: “I do not like green eggs and ham”

    • @ZHL242
      @ZHL242 3 роки тому +381

      I do not like that man Ted Cruz

    • @Asameshimae
      @Asameshimae 3 роки тому +323

      @@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views

    • @WoWOmegor
      @WoWOmegor 3 роки тому +280

      @@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news

    • @eulipotyphla1494
      @eulipotyphla1494 3 роки тому +269

      @@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse

    • @_su0p
      @_su0p 3 роки тому +55

      I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room,
      Which i cannot defuse,
      This bomb will now give me an excuse,
      To not use the noose.
      This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.

  • @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs
    @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs 3 роки тому +2939

    love how that one woman even has a broken arm. Pure chaos

    • @igor-yp1xv
      @igor-yp1xv 3 роки тому +224

      Certainly from the last House brawl

    • @wormie077
      @wormie077 3 роки тому +28

      “Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”

    • @alpha6games751
      @alpha6games751 3 роки тому +43

      Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”

    • @maximerruiz4179
      @maximerruiz4179 3 роки тому +12

      You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 3 роки тому

      Does anyone know who she is?

  • @declanthomas7159
    @declanthomas7159 23 дні тому +2

    David Cameron: vile man, incredible roast deliveries

  • @monkey_gamer_001
    @monkey_gamer_001 8 днів тому

    A mix of both would be great

  • @Scatman1776
    @Scatman1776 Рік тому +6070

    The UK parliament is like a class with a substitute teacher.

    • @Kay-wl9vr
      @Kay-wl9vr 6 місяців тому +75

      THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA

    • @nekoaumeliedadorps2091
      @nekoaumeliedadorps2091 6 місяців тому +25

      As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)

    • @stephenbanyar1874
      @stephenbanyar1874 4 місяці тому +10

      We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?

    • @Xenterik
      @Xenterik 4 місяці тому +3

      Real

    • @Nina94771
      @Nina94771 4 місяці тому +2

      Most underrated comment

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 роки тому +6736

    love how the uk parliament is no different to a football crowd

    • @TropicalBrick
      @TropicalBrick 3 роки тому +189

      Where do you think hooligans got the idea?

    • @Kittycat-rm8hu
      @Kittycat-rm8hu 3 роки тому +75

      I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD 3 роки тому +46

      @@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic

    • @alexandrerohban3154
      @alexandrerohban3154 3 роки тому +31

      haters will say it is soccer

    • @lkryan
      @lkryan 3 роки тому +15

      Haters say soccer.

  • @Zei33
    @Zei33 6 місяців тому +1

    It's like a barbarian tavern vs an elven court.

  • @mauroborges4954
    @mauroborges4954 Місяць тому

    To this day I still wonder if Mr Robertson managed to calm down.

  • @ccf3294
    @ccf3294 3 роки тому +10324

    The fact that the leader of the country is OBLIGED to sit in front of 600 people and get hounded each week is very humbling. Keeps scrutiny constant.

    • @SCP--ck5ip
      @SCP--ck5ip 3 роки тому +352

      Its big funny

    • @ccf3294
      @ccf3294 3 роки тому +87

      @@SCP--ck5ip yes it is

    • @jonnydoeson5562
      @jonnydoeson5562 3 роки тому +61

      Not any more

    • @thomasstarkey8238
      @thomasstarkey8238 3 роки тому +160

      Hes still a prick though

    • @JF-zv4oc
      @JF-zv4oc 3 роки тому +239

      @@jonnydoeson5562 Exactly. I can’t remember the last time I actually heard an answer to a question.

  • @kris-
    @kris- Місяць тому +2

    Adversarial parliament versus the parliament of consensus.

  • @SAL404w
    @SAL404w 3 роки тому +12112

    US congress: “I don’t like ham and eggs” *literally a dude sleeping in the background*
    UK parliament: “OHDAHHHH!” *zoo noises*

    • @selpak3138
      @selpak3138 3 роки тому +72

      That was Dr. Seuss

    • @ilusao1111
      @ilusao1111 3 роки тому +256

      @@selpak3138 More like Dr. Snooze

    • @megans7050
      @megans7050 3 роки тому +52

      He read the book to his kid bc he wasn’t going to get home in time to read his kid bedtime stories

    • @drewbutler1326
      @drewbutler1326 3 роки тому +11

      softly: I do not like them sam I am
      even softer: good night little joe.

    • @kiklrgggyhh5796
      @kiklrgggyhh5796 3 роки тому

      @@megans7050 do you actually believe that?

  • @julieherz8909
    @julieherz8909 2 роки тому +17088

    The UK's parliament is like a British person's idea of what an American is
    The US congress is like what an American thinks a British person is

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 2 роки тому +689

      This is accurate. As a British person I imagine Americans as loud and excitable, which is what our Parliament can be.
      *it’s not always like this video.

    • @facundoesteche
      @facundoesteche 2 роки тому +47

      You're right.

    • @ianian4162
      @ianian4162 2 роки тому +83

      This is exactly what I was thinking, as an American that is.

    • @winterinvicta
      @winterinvicta 10 місяців тому +118

      I always used to think British people were super civilized as a kid. I no longer hold those ideas to be true.

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 9 місяців тому +33

      @@winterinvicta It's really just the individual. Many of us are quiet and reserved, just like many of us are loud.

  • @italiangarbageposting
    @italiangarbageposting 9 місяців тому +3

    Thhr UK Parliaments gives me nostalgia of my highschool years, I miss it.

    • @corz299
      @corz299 9 місяців тому

      Its still there

  • @takemycoints
    @takemycoints 3 місяці тому +2

    1:21 the person sleeping behind him lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 2 роки тому +18070

    UK: Acting like a football stadium over political etiquette.
    US: Reading Green Eggs And Ham like it's the 28th amendment.

    • @VaeVictisXIII
      @VaeVictisXIII 2 роки тому +409

      Let's be real,, Green Eggs, And Ham is a masterpiece haha

    • @brandoncastillo_05
      @brandoncastillo_05 2 роки тому +479

      I'm not sure what's even crazier The fact that British people in the UK argue like sports fans in a pub during Parliament or the fact that Ted Cruz is reading freaking green eggs and ham in the middle of a Senate hearing...

    • @pootisoverlord8382
      @pootisoverlord8382 2 роки тому +16

      @@brandoncastillo_05 wonder why?

    • @AB-sg4xu
      @AB-sg4xu 2 роки тому +195

      It's called filibuster - intentionally delaying proceedings by talking nonsense

    • @tanvvir8996
      @tanvvir8996 Рік тому +182

      @@brandoncastillo_05 during a filibuster you can talk about anything, as long as it just barely connects to the topic. Let’s say the bill has to do with border security, you can literally go about listing the entire Chipotle menu/recipe, because they serve Mexican food, and our southern neighbor is Mexico, it’s allowed

  • @errrno1761
    @errrno1761 3 роки тому +9212

    uk parliament is literally a rap battle ground
    all i hear is the crowd going: DAMNNNNNNNNNN

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 3 роки тому +132

      So why do Americans think we're all polite and reserved?

    • @BucksheeRounds
      @BucksheeRounds 3 роки тому +230

      @@Competitive_Antagonist they get us confused with Japan because we're both island nations.

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 3 роки тому +45

      @@Competitive_Antagonist because the politicians don't reflect the majority of the population

    • @Fabio53443
      @Fabio53443 3 роки тому +25

      they yell because they aren't allowed to clap at each other

    • @connarkent282
      @connarkent282 3 роки тому +5

      Just thinking of Ali G

  • @osScout
    @osScout 2 місяці тому +1

    The contrast between the quiet atmosphere in the US congress and then cuts to chaos in the British Parliament seals the deal.

  • @ileiad
    @ileiad 2 місяці тому +2

    What I noticed with USA and UK politics is that USA is ultimately divided into two cultures: (1) previously a "non-free" state, and (2) an off-shoot of new york city. Whereas with UK politics, they're united by the undeniable fact that they're British. Like, it doesn't matter if one party is conservative or socialist. At the end of the day, they love tea and seeing the sun for 10 days a year.

  • @vak.o
    @vak.o 3 роки тому +4084

    “And the majority leader looked at me and said, “there is no deal, there is no deal-“
    “ŒÖÊDDËÄH, ŒÖÊDDËÄH! This shouldn’t be a collective groan!!”
    Fucking genius

    • @Jaechhetai
      @Jaechhetai 3 роки тому +4

      Meaning?

    • @shreyassalunke6195
      @shreyassalunke6195 3 роки тому +58

      @@Jaechhetai ORDER ORDER

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 3 роки тому +7

      While in Russia people are hiring shot in street for wanting real elections

    • @JakeTheGreatTV
      @JakeTheGreatTV  3 роки тому +15

      The second video usa vs uk vid is up!

    • @vak.o
      @vak.o 3 роки тому +2

      @@JakeTheGreatTV Nice! I’ll make sure to check it out later!

  • @RestitutorEuropa
    @RestitutorEuropa 3 роки тому +7377

    My class: US Congress
    The class next door: UK Parliament

  • @gamergirl_9799
    @gamergirl_9799 7 місяців тому +1

    reading green eggs and ham like slam poetry

  • @roco993
    @roco993 4 місяці тому

    The uk parliament looks like a delinquent classroom with the speaker as a disappointed finished tired teacher

  • @Abshir1it1is
    @Abshir1it1is 3 роки тому +5387

    UK: Roaring High School Cafeteria
    US: Kindergarten reading of Dr. Seuss

    • @hilberryjoe399
      @hilberryjoe399 3 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @blankblank8984
      @blankblank8984 3 роки тому +77

      You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?

    • @1stpaperdragon740
      @1stpaperdragon740 3 роки тому +10

      @@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 роки тому

      1:40

    • @Anne-xm9sf
      @Anne-xm9sf 3 роки тому +3

      wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US

  • @granolagrandma
    @granolagrandma 3 роки тому +2823

    that one lady really said: no, I don’t think my arm IS broken

    • @shely_D7vil
      @shely_D7vil 3 роки тому +147

      "My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"

    • @agestatsega
      @agestatsega 3 роки тому +26

      That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.

    • @nyainchinekonyaaaarigatouwu
      @nyainchinekonyaaaarigatouwu 3 роки тому +4

      Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!

  • @YoursFaithfully21
    @YoursFaithfully21 4 місяці тому

    As someone who has watched a fair amount of parliamentary videos, very rarely is it this loud anymore

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 4 місяці тому +1

    UK Parliament is no different than a high school dinner table with the boys 😂

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 3 роки тому +5799

    Similarities: Both are a circus
    Differences: One of them embraces it

    • @Delrost
      @Delrost 3 роки тому +158

      Underrated comment

    • @MrTimmy132
      @MrTimmy132 3 роки тому +80

      best comment

    • @robin9759
      @robin9759 3 роки тому +58

      Greatest comment ever

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому +33

      Underrated comment

    • @servvo
      @servvo 3 роки тому +32

      perfect summary

  • @user-he4ef9br7z
    @user-he4ef9br7z 3 роки тому +4991

    "The President said, I quote... "
    "𝕎𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔾𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝔼𝕎 ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔾𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆ℝ !!!!"

    • @dimitrijensk2845
      @dimitrijensk2845 3 роки тому +84

      All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.

    • @glennhooper8867
      @glennhooper8867 3 роки тому +40

      "**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**

    • @dankenstin8803
      @dankenstin8803 3 роки тому +39

      (0:59)
      “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...”
      “Can you speak English?”
      “And then he said...”
      “FAK YOU!”
      “And everyone around him said...”
      “He do speak English”

    • @danielsmith9476
      @danielsmith9476 3 роки тому +4

      @@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER

    • @dankenstin8803
      @dankenstin8803 3 роки тому

      @@danielsmith9476
      Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry