"One day when you´re an adult you´ll understand how easy and useful it is to convince yourself that giving up is an accomplishment." Ain´t that the fucking truth... Also, that´s gotta be the best line I´ve heard in a long time.
"Atleast at the end of it we get to die." This killed me. "Dude, I'm an Alicorn, I might be immortal." Oh yeah... "Oh, yeah, dude, you're right, that fuckin' sucks!" I died again.
"Look lets actually try to be decent people and do the best we can and if we fuck up we can just kill ourselves" and sunburst is like "you know that sounds good to me" and spikes like "was that a Joke? or did you just seriously make a Suicide pact?"
So I've been binge watching a ton of your videos here, man, and this shit is _amazing._ It's been a while since I've seen some content in the community that was new and enjoyable and this series really is fantastic. Plus it helps that you sound like the Voice of Alcoholism Past, Present, and Future in my head. Liked, faved, subbed.
FUCK ME, I'M LATE TO THIS ONE, FUCK. I love all the nicknames you use. "Candy," "Princess Twiggles," and "Loin Biscuit from Hell" in particular. There are too many moments in these damn videos that I fuckin' love, and I'd end up quoting almost the entire thing if I tried to point out all of them. Your delivery on everything is perfect. Also, I wanna jam friendship up Glimmy's tailpipe.
Spike: Hey Twilight, why were you so late getting to the train station? Twilight: Well I spotted Flash Sentry on my way out of the castle and decided to get a "reward" for helping save the empire… Spike: Oh dear God, please tell me we're not getting another demon baby! Twilight: Oh relax, I'm not going through that fiasco! Spike: Oh thank god... Twilight: *whispers* I think I'll name her Princess Skyla...
Ey, anyone else watch this when they were like a child, and then only now come back to it and actually understand what he's saying? Loved it both times.
literally me, like i've been watching his videos since they came out when i was like 9 / 10 and i find it funny how literally all his jokes flew over my head
DUDE you totally made me love "Glimmy"! I mean I was on the fence, I liked her better as a villain and like you pointed out in the last episode her getting to be an apprentice of a princess after f***ing the world over at least 4 or 5 times that we SAW in vivid detail the result of her actions and yet she's still free and getting to hang with Spike and what did you call her "Twiddles"? anyway now I love "Glims" and I want to see more of her, because of YOU. Thanks allot. I think.. ;^_^
Twilight: everything use to be so simple. now the biggest problems in my life are being responsible Spike: thats called being an adult Twilight: well its shitty Spike: yeah but at the end, at least we get to die. ...reminds me of a conversation i had with my nephew after his high school graduation.
I haven't seen any other commentary of the series that was this painfully on point without taking a shit ton of time to explain analytical things about a family cartoon.
DWK-Spike is the Best Spike. He should write a book. "Get with the fucking program and quit being a little bitch. You're better than you think you are." - In five languages.
I keep trying to watch the entire playlist of these videos, but every time this video ends, I go listen to Andrew WK for a bit and then have to start over.
I'm definitely going to cover anything that comes out from now on, as well as the entirety of EqG. Jury's still out on whether I'm gonna do previous seasons.
I am so out of bandwidth and this shits costing me 20 bucks a gig but its totally worth it. Really I haven't laughed this hard in months and needed it.
"I think Celestia might be an idiot." Yes, and I think she knows that, which is why she's just smart enough to PASS THAT JOB ONTO A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE.
Spike is actually not a legal adult. Cutie marks are generally believed to be attained around the time of puberty, which is around 10 to 14, depending on numerous circumstances. Twilight was still tiny so we can assume 10 or 11 years of age for when she got her cutie mark, which is synonymous with the day she hatched spike. So, adding onto that, a member of the show's production team (i don't remember who said it or where, sadly.) stated that they operated off of the belief that Twilight was around 18 at the time the show started, putting Spike at around 7 to 8 years old back in season 1. Now comes the fun part of my math. See, I found a way to calculate (roughly) how much time has passed in-setting. Basically, take each winter episode that is in a different season. So, first off is Winter Wrap Up in season 1, marking Twilight's first winter in Ponyville. we know she arrived there in the very middle of summer, so about half a year at this point. Next up is "Hearth's Warming Eve" in season 2. It is pretty safe to assume it's a new year, so Twilight has been in ponyville for over a year now. Season 3 doesn't have any dedicated winter episodes by the looks of it. Or season 4. Season 5 has 'Tanks for the Memories" and "Hearthbreakers." Seeing as these are in the same season, we can assume that they happen in the same year chronologically without too much hassle. Just differences on when they were released. Season 6 has 'A Hearths Warming Tail" evidently a new year as Starlight didn't live with Twilight until after season 5. So from this we can assume fairly safely that it has been around 4 years in show canon since things began. We can stretch this to 5 years if we consider that the show begin in the middle of summer and tentatively assume that it is summer where the show is at right now. So, Spike is 8 at the start of the show, maybe a little younger, and it has been 4 to 5 years. That puts him at around 12 or 13 now. If we operate on the belief that the legal age of adulthood in Equestria is 16, which doesn't seem unreasonable to me, than he is still a good 3 years away from that. I have way too much time on my hands. XD
You know, something I wondered--What's gonna happen when Flurry Heart asks about her crystalling? "Well, honey, we named you Flurry Heart because your cries destroyed the one magical artifact preventing this kingdom from being buried and frozen by eternal winter. But hey, things worked out." "Oh... Any chance I can change my name?" "Not unless you get married."
Spike: Yeah, dude, that's called being an adult Twilight: Well it's shitty Spike: But at least at the end of it we get to die Twilight: Spike, I'm an alicorn; i might be immortal Spike: Oh shit, dude, you're right. That fucking sucks -DWK 2017
You know, DWK...darling, bro...there's like five seasons of this colorful nonsense you could be using for video fodder. And I'd be totally into seeing more of this.
I think I speak for the majority of us when i say: PLEASE MAKE FULL LENGTH SONG COVERS! I'm jamming as fuck on 00:02 to 00:10 and GOD KNOWS this isn't your first 10(ish)-seconds cover that made me do that.
I’m watching mlp it’s so weird because every time I watch this I don’t even know what episode I’m in and the one he is recapping just so happens to be the one I’m watching or going to watch…is it just me?
Alright, dumb complaint about silly video. Gotta say, spike isn't an adult. Nowhere close. He was born when they got their cutie marks. At most, he's a year older than applebloom. Also tangent, why do people treat spike like he's an adult? He gets given big responsibilities all the time and everyone says he sucks because he fails at them because he's a child. Nobody would ever give that kind of responsibility to the CMCs but they think Spike is terrible even though he's around the same age. Spike's great.
You write Spike better than the shows writers do.
I thought Spike was really on point throughout the premier. I think he's best when he's being someone's advisor, be it Twilight's or now Glimmy's.
"You're actually arguing with them? I'm just posting bane, bro."
Literally literal
*That moment you realise listening to a drunk brony ramble about mlp episodes in an adult-like format has become the highlight of your life....
In your face! At least now I HAVE a highlight of my life. Take that my existential crisis!
Pfff hahahah XD Ya'llright there buddy. gagi otter
aleast we got to die in the end
Man I have chronic migraines so I smoke a LOT of weed, and every time I toke up I am drawn to these videos almost like magnetism....
_How could this happen to me_
_I made my mistakes_
_I've got nowhere to run_
_The night goes on_
_As I'm fading away_
"being an adult may be shitty but at the end of it we get to die"-spike 2017 XD
It's amazing how relevant this attitude is now in 2020.
dude this is fucking gold
He is correct. I would send you all my gold myself but I have a strange feeling it is all fake.
what is the music/song used in the bigining of the video?
Thijs Films Darude - Sandstorm :)
@@ThijsFilmsBeat it.
It's hard to pick a part that makes me laugh the hardest. It is just hit after hit.
Same.
Yeah!
"One day when you´re an adult you´ll understand how easy and useful it is to convince yourself that giving up is an accomplishment."
Ain´t that the fucking truth...
Also, that´s gotta be the best line I´ve heard in a long time.
>Ain´t that the fucking truth...
I wish it was just a joke, but it is literally my life.
it hurts how hard this hits home.
I will forever refer to Flurry Heart as "the loin-biscuit from hell" because of this.
"Atleast at the end of it we get to die." This killed me.
"Dude, I'm an Alicorn, I might be immortal." Oh yeah...
"Oh, yeah, dude, you're right, that fuckin' sucks!" I died again.
The suicide pact part killed me (pun intended).
Dude, you got yourself a new sub!~
God damnit. But same.
Gwen Fireheart Gun intended?
~ TDG
Shitposter: >everything after season 2 is shit
Luna: >do you feel in charge
She's a big girl.
+DWK 4U.
CR, go back to playing Hearthstone and reminding us of shit we haven't seen since we were kids... you know, Doug's job... only better.
Was making great videos part of your plan?
+Maxwell Garnaat *muffled bane voice* Of course!
the fucking curtain rod joke killed me.
Same.
dude jãva lol
Did she literally do that? Or figuratively?
Starlight hates herself but still has a massive ego. It's no surprise that she and Trixie end up an OTP.
When you think about it, Spike IS a legal adult. XD
darnact yet there are people out there who still call him a baby/child 😅
Your videos are oddly satisfying and fun from here in my utter disgust with myself and the nature of life. Please don't stop.
"Look lets actually try to be decent people and do the best we can and if we fuck up we can just kill ourselves"
and sunburst is like "you know that sounds good to me"
and spikes like "was that a Joke? or did you just seriously make a Suicide pact?"
The alicorns being immortal thing also makes the ending of the series so much darker.
Dude. The screen caps matches your totally accurate commentary way too well. Subbed. xD
This is beautiful thank you so much for making this i literally laughed-out-loud at this not even nose exhale, actual laughing
Using "Beat It" as an intro with that thumbnail...
Genius. Just genius. =)
Headcanon accepted.
So I've been binge watching a ton of your videos here, man, and this shit is _amazing._ It's been a while since I've seen some content in the community that was new and enjoyable and this series really is fantastic.
Plus it helps that you sound like the Voice of Alcoholism Past, Present, and Future in my head.
Liked, faved, subbed.
FUCK ME, I'M LATE TO THIS ONE, FUCK. I love all the nicknames you use. "Candy," "Princess Twiggles," and "Loin Biscuit from Hell" in particular. There are too many moments in these damn videos that I fuckin' love, and I'd end up quoting almost the entire thing if I tried to point out all of them. Your delivery on everything is perfect.
Also, I wanna jam friendship up Glimmy's tailpipe.
>Also, I wanna jam friendship up Glimmy's tailpipe.
You should draw Lilith doing exactly this.
Fuck man, why must you tempt meee
It's not temptation, it's your duty.
...that's a pretty good point with the spike/baby dragon/dragons live a long time thing
The sad thing about twilight probably being immortal is that she'll watch spike die.
and then she won't have a slave to do all of her work.
this is the greatest thing the fandom has ever made. instant clasisic
where do i find that?
Fallout | Equestria would like a word with you.
OMG I lost it at the 'Belly Rubs' line.
"Spike, I'm an alicorn. I...might be immortal."
"Oh-ho shit dude, you're right! That fucking sucks!"
This dialogue is beautiful.
Spike: Hey Twilight, why were you so late getting to the train station?
Twilight: Well I spotted Flash Sentry on my way out of the castle and decided to get a "reward" for helping save the empire…
Spike: Oh dear God, please tell me we're not getting another demon baby!
Twilight: Oh relax, I'm not going through that fiasco!
Spike: Oh thank god...
Twilight: *whispers* I think I'll name her Princess Skyla...
darkness rising24 Love l
Lol
Ey, anyone else watch this when they were like a child, and then only now come back to it and actually understand what he's saying? Loved it both times.
literally me, like i've been watching his videos since they came out when i was like 9 / 10 and i find it funny how literally all his jokes flew over my head
That thumbnail accurately describes how I feel after an entire day of not looking at any pony porn.
DUDE you totally made me love "Glimmy"! I mean I was on the fence, I liked her better as a villain and like you pointed out in the last episode her getting to be an apprentice of a princess after f***ing the world over at least 4 or 5 times that we SAW in vivid detail the result of her actions and yet she's still free and getting to hang with Spike and what did you call her "Twiddles"?
anyway now I love "Glims" and I want to see more of her, because of YOU.
Thanks allot. I think.. ;^_^
End of series basically confirms, YUP, Twi is immortal.
This is the best. It's getting me back to the series.
Dude 10/10 again and again [censored word]
I love Glimmy.
Good job with the script btw.It was pretty funny.
Every time I watch DWK my internal monologue turns into him for at least a few hours.
That changing password and email thing was awesome
My new favorite youtube videos! I'd love to see other MLP legit recaps (for like the other seasons or EQG movies)
I’m now going to refer to Flurry Heart as a loin biscuit from hell.
Twilight: everything use to be so simple. now the biggest problems in my life are being responsible
Spike: thats called being an adult
Twilight: well its shitty
Spike: yeah but at the end, at least we get to die.
...reminds me of a conversation i had with my nephew after his high school graduation.
That's it I'm never gonna be able to enjoy an actual episode of the show ever again, this is just so much better
these are amazing. keep up the good work!
God I wish the actual two part episode was as succinct and entertaining as this is.
I haven't seen any other commentary of the series that was this painfully on point without taking a shit ton of time to explain analytical things about a family cartoon.
I stopped watching the show after season 4, but this feels like the full experience.
I binge watched season 6, and now I'm doing this series.
a lot of fun both
That end tho XD
DWK-Spike is the Best Spike. He should write a book. "Get with the fucking program and quit being a little bitch. You're better than you think you are." - In five languages.
THE INTRO SONG IS BEAT IT
THE IMAGE IS STARLIGHT SAYING “NEED TO FAP”
BRILLIANT
Twilight saying to Spike "I don't need you anymore" is Spike's greatest fear man, c'mon.
Damn, you're right, good catch
This series = MLP as told by Trevor Philips. XDDDDD
Dennis S I can't unsee it now! 😅
I keep trying to watch the entire playlist of these videos, but every time this video ends, I go listen to Andrew WK for a bit and then have to start over.
Bro you should have 1 million subs this is too funny XD
Please do the whole series. These are fucking epic.
I'm definitely going to cover anything that comes out from now on, as well as the entirety of EqG. Jury's still out on whether I'm gonna do previous seasons.
I have not stopped laughing for like the past hour. You have to keep this up
Don't worry brah; I've only just begun.
I am so out of bandwidth and this shits costing me 20 bucks a gig but its totally worth it. Really I haven't laughed this hard in months and needed it.
"I think Celestia might be an idiot."
Yes, and I think she knows that, which is why she's just smart enough to PASS THAT JOB ONTO A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE.
Spike is actually not a legal adult. Cutie marks are generally believed to be attained around the time of puberty, which is around 10 to 14, depending on numerous circumstances. Twilight was still tiny so we can assume 10 or 11 years of age for when she got her cutie mark, which is synonymous with the day she hatched spike.
So, adding onto that, a member of the show's production team (i don't remember who said it or where, sadly.) stated that they operated off of the belief that Twilight was around 18 at the time the show started, putting Spike at around 7 to 8 years old back in season 1.
Now comes the fun part of my math.
See, I found a way to calculate (roughly) how much time has passed in-setting. Basically, take each winter episode that is in a different season. So, first off is Winter Wrap Up in season 1, marking Twilight's first winter in Ponyville. we know she arrived there in the very middle of summer, so about half a year at this point.
Next up is "Hearth's Warming Eve" in season 2. It is pretty safe to assume it's a new year, so Twilight has been in ponyville for over a year now.
Season 3 doesn't have any dedicated winter episodes by the looks of it.
Or season 4.
Season 5 has 'Tanks for the Memories" and "Hearthbreakers." Seeing as these are in the same season, we can assume that they happen in the same year chronologically without too much hassle. Just differences on when they were released.
Season 6 has 'A Hearths Warming Tail" evidently a new year as Starlight didn't live with Twilight until after season 5.
So from this we can assume fairly safely that it has been around 4 years in show canon since things began. We can stretch this to 5 years if we consider that the show begin in the middle of summer and tentatively assume that it is summer where the show is at right now.
So, Spike is 8 at the start of the show, maybe a little younger, and it has been 4 to 5 years. That puts him at around 12 or 13 now. If we operate on the belief that the legal age of adulthood in Equestria is 16, which doesn't seem unreasonable to me, than he is still a good 3 years away from that.
I have way too much time on my hands. XD
Like...what the fuck are you talking about, man?
This is ridiculously good.
"since the beginning of part one"
Starlight stop watching Deadpool.
You know, something I wondered--What's gonna happen when Flurry Heart asks about her crystalling?
"Well, honey, we named you Flurry Heart because your cries destroyed the one magical artifact preventing this kingdom from being buried and frozen by eternal winter. But hey, things worked out."
"Oh... Any chance I can change my name?"
"Not unless you get married."
so i watched the first one and had to watch the second. half way through it and you sir have a subscribe
wow that flood of shitposters analogy worked out!
This is solid gold.
XD fucking curtain rod ahahaha
Subbed! I'm DYING! This is hilarious
This sh*t is F*ucking gold, Instant SUBSCRIBE.
This shit is brilliant. Well done, sir!
There needs to be more fanfic about starlight and sunburst
2:22
Me when I have conversations with my friends
i think out of all the MLP comedy review shows(lol I guess that's what u call it?) this is fucking comedy gold!
I fuckin love these reviews they are so funny. I cant believe you dont have more subs
by the holy hell of Satan i claim the 666 like
Shits fucked
Imma use that now 😂
Spike: Yeah, dude, that's called being an adult
Twilight: Well it's shitty
Spike: But at least at the end of it we get to die
Twilight: Spike, I'm an alicorn; i might be immortal
Spike: Oh shit, dude, you're right. That fucking sucks
-DWK 2017
Cadance and Shining Armor named their child "Flurry Heart" because "Blizzard F*ck-Up" would have been too on the nose.
love this so much, I cannot stop laughing xD
You know, DWK...darling, bro...there's like five seasons of this colorful nonsense you could be using for video fodder. And I'd be totally into seeing more of this.
Finally, someone who sees Spike the same way I do.
Wish someone could do this for Steven Universe, that show is a gold mine for shit like this. Lol
🍸🧐🍸
I love these, we need moar :D
You know this is pretty interesting
I N A M E D M Y C H I L D N I N E E L E V E N
ok forget the show we need to watch this instead it makes way more sense
I'm going to watch ALL your videos /)
yes please
Yup, that's exactly what I always say: Life may be absolute shit, but at least it's really, really short.
I think I speak for the majority of us when i say: PLEASE MAKE FULL LENGTH SONG COVERS!
I'm jamming as fuck on 00:02 to 00:10 and GOD KNOWS this isn't your first 10(ish)-seconds cover that made me do that.
"but at least at the end of it, we get to die"
I’m watching mlp it’s so weird because every time I watch this I don’t even know what episode I’m in and the one he is recapping just so happens to be the one I’m watching or going to watch…is it just me?
hey guy when r u posting more vids?
Oy dearling bro listen.. You just got a new sub
why until now i get to know this
It's fucking hilarious
Alright, dumb complaint about silly video.
Gotta say, spike isn't an adult. Nowhere close. He was born when they got their cutie marks. At most, he's a year older than applebloom.
Also tangent, why do people treat spike like he's an adult? He gets given big responsibilities all the time and everyone says he sucks because he fails at them because he's a child. Nobody would ever give that kind of responsibility to the CMCs but they think Spike is terrible even though he's around the same age.
Spike's great.
Blush blush blushy blush! Sunburst likes Glim glam!!! Called it!!
Amazing
So, what song do you use for your outro?
The outro for this one is "I Get Wet" by Andrew WK, the greatest song ever written.
*BEAT IT.*
I'd rather die early than live a full life because fuck unneeded responsibility
ever think about doing other shows, I mean rick and morty basically sounds like you wrote it but steven universe you could really mess up good
You legend.
Never Change.
I won't.
...because I can't, even when I try...