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you'd think people who work at call centres would be pretty miserable, getting told to fuck off 400 times a day, knew a chick who swore doing coke & working at a call center was just the best thing ever, years down the line and she still felt the same. In retrospect it might have been the coke more than the job, but she seemed pretty happy.
Fun fact: they used to prescribe meth and speed as a weight loss drug in the 50s. The target market was housewives. So now picture your great grandma peaking off chops while she swept the kitchen and hung out the washing.
Jordon the new format is really great and all, seriously. But would you consider every now and then posting one of the old style videos? Just you, your shitty laptop camera and your loyal minions behind the screen. There’s something really special about that content and I reckon a lot of us appreciate seeing the art of your raw unfiltered rambling 😂🙏🏻
Met my dad for the first time at 18…tried to have a father son chat and opened up about thinking I might be a loser…his advice was to “just pull a cone and forget about those thoughts” …I immediately understood why my mother left that man hhhahahah
r/relationshipadvice is endless posts of people talking about small issues and people telling them to file for divorce. r/AITA (am I the asshole) is people telling one sided stories and looking for validation for their own shitty behaviour.
if you read through most of those with your brain on you realise half of them are made up stories written one handed (especially ones about evil btch girlfriends and cheaters)
I love being a nurse, but to be honest it gets pretty hard acting surprised when a 50 year old complains of shortness of breath when they are triple that of their ideal bmi.
Why does Jordan have multiple different styles of fedora? They're not from any of his costumes on the other channel. That means they're from his actual wardrobe. That is horrifying.
I am a Clinical Psychologist. /r/psychology and /r/askpsychology are the homes of the funniest shit in the world. It is hilarious to read people's terrible google-search answers in threads. As soon as you read "I am not a psych, but...." you are about to read the funniest thing in the world. It does make me a little sad though when people take this terrible advise to heart.
I had to check repeatedly to make sure I was on the Jordan Shanks channel and not friendlyjordies 😅 I get that youre wanting to grow and develop this channel and its content, but maybe there's better ways to do that while still maintaing that feeling of authenticity that the older videos have.
A great subreddit for sick entertainment is r/regretfulparents. The advice the people on that subreddit give each other is hilarious and the stories that the members tell are a combination of harrowing and sleep deprived angry wall of texts. Paragraph after paragraph of "now I love my kids to the end of the earth, I really do I swear buuuuuuuuuut" and then they proceed to talk mad shit about everybody in their personal life especially their children. Give it a geeze, it is a perfect storm of self pity and rage.
Lol. I’m a legally blind Alboino living in Whyalla and I clean carpets and upholstery after working in the computer industry for 20 or so years. Strange things do happen but his story made me laugh as well.😂
I did ‘want’ to point out that while it can be framed in a hilarious way, The father likely had far more of an understanding of capabilities/disadvantages. It could still be an absurd suggestion but those two things in no way exclude you from landscape design etc.
6:35 I remember a guy on twitter who said: "Crackheads hustle 4 days straight to get a rock. No sleep and no food. You ever work that hard for something? Don't get outworked by a crackhead."
I gave some advice on reddit a few months back, and I got blasted by about 10 fuckwits at least, telling me the advice was absolute bullshit,... my advice was directly copied from professionals. haha So hilarious they are.
look at r/amiugly and talk about facial/body dysmorphia. i’d be curious to know your take and the subreddit is hilarious and full of incels and people hating on eachother
Aww man poor Macaulay Culkin, I don't think he's actually on (a lot of) drugs, that's just his face. Seems like a dude every time I've seen/heard him lately.
Some pink subreddit womens group, got really mad when I tried to ask a few factchecked logical questions in reply to a few of their posts, can't remember the name sorry and forgot my old reddit name / passwords to look it up
As a Gen Z I’m with the millennials and prefer 4chan to Reddit. It is much more honest. If there are any redditors reading this, start visiting /x/ it will blow your mind
WHAT? REDDIT? A RANDOM, SPECULATIVE, GOSSIP WEBSITE IS FULL OF SCHEISSE???? AND HERE I'VE BEEN REFERENCING IT FOR MY PhD???????!!!!!!! ...OMG, I'VE BEEN SUCH A BRO!!!!!!!!!
SYDNEY: IF YOU WANT TO COME SEE MY SHOW BRING A NOTEBOOK - jordanshanksgetconfidentstupid.eventbrite.com.au
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R/Melbourne… mods are on a run.
I think I've been watching this channel too long. A girl rejected me, and my immediate reaction was "let's goooo, a step in the right direction"!
Nothing wrong lol
I hope yoi said it out loud
King
King shit
you'd think people who work at call centres would be pretty miserable, getting told to fuck off 400 times a day, knew a chick who swore doing coke & working at a call center was just the best thing ever, years down the line and she still felt the same. In retrospect it might have been the coke more than the job, but she seemed pretty happy.
Oh god you wouldn't be able to hang up
Moral of the story, crack solves everything :)
I work in sales and getting rejected a lot has 1000% made me more confident.
literally the plot of wolf of wall street
Fun fact: they used to prescribe meth and speed as a weight loss drug in the 50s. The target market was housewives. So now picture your great grandma peaking off chops while she swept the kitchen and hung out the washing.
Jordon the new format is really great and all, seriously. But would you consider every now and then posting one of the old style videos? Just you, your shitty laptop camera and your loyal minions behind the screen. There’s something really special about that content and I reckon a lot of us appreciate seeing the art of your raw unfiltered rambling 😂🙏🏻
Yeah I back this. I absolutely loved the authenticity of the low production quality.
Hear hear!
Ja Rule's Funktime Spooktacular
Felt way more intimate, like it really was a conversation between you and a life coach. Hopefully the Pattern stuff sticks to the roots.
Met my dad for the first time at 18…tried to have a father son chat and opened up about thinking I might be a loser…his advice was to “just pull a cone and forget about those thoughts” …I immediately understood why my mother left that man hhhahahah
r/relationshipadvice is endless posts of people talking about small issues and people telling them to file for divorce.
r/AITA (am I the asshole) is people telling one sided stories and looking for validation for their own shitty behaviour.
if you read through most of those with your brain on you realise half of them are made up stories written one handed (especially ones about evil btch girlfriends and cheaters)
I love being a nurse, but to be honest it gets pretty hard acting surprised when a 50 year old complains of shortness of breath when they are triple that of their ideal bmi.
same here , boomer men are the worst to care for
Why does Jordan have multiple different styles of fedora? They're not from any of his costumes on the other channel. That means they're from his actual wardrobe. That is horrifying.
He’s gotta play the part to blend in
Damn it’s not the same without the grainy footage, poor audio and unedited vids
I am a Clinical Psychologist. /r/psychology and /r/askpsychology are the homes of the funniest shit in the world. It is hilarious to read people's terrible google-search answers in threads. As soon as you read "I am not a psych, but...." you are about to read the funniest thing in the world. It does make me a little sad though when people take this terrible advise to heart.
Jordie stole that jacket off the back of a chair at the local bingo hall
The edits are soo smooth
Agreed
I had to check repeatedly to make sure I was on the Jordan Shanks channel and not friendlyjordies 😅
I get that youre wanting to grow and develop this channel and its content, but maybe there's better ways to do that while still maintaing that feeling of authenticity that the older videos have.
how can i trust someone that doesnt even live on success island
oh dear god no the ads have learned to fight my add blocker
A great subreddit for sick entertainment is r/regretfulparents. The advice the people on that subreddit give each other is hilarious and the stories that the members tell are a combination of harrowing and sleep deprived angry wall of texts. Paragraph after paragraph of "now I love my kids to the end of the earth, I really do I swear buuuuuuuuuut" and then they proceed to talk mad shit about everybody in their personal life especially their children. Give it a geeze, it is a perfect storm of self pity and rage.
Lol
also r/insane parents
This is great editing
The subtitle killed me
This is a friendlyjordies tier video what da hek
Fuck yea it is!!!
I need more self help react content I DEMAND IT DAMMIT
i highly disapprove of this improvement in production quality
Lol.
I’m a legally blind Alboino living in Whyalla and I clean carpets and upholstery after working in the computer industry for 20 or so years.
Strange things do happen but his story made me laugh as well.😂
I did ‘want’ to point out that while it can be framed in a hilarious way,
The father likely had far more of an understanding of capabilities/disadvantages. It could still be an absurd suggestion but those two things in no way exclude you from landscape design etc.
r/relationshipadvice is an absolute goldmine of reddit being out of touch
r/tinder is a goldmine
Is this the Jordan Shits I've heard so much about?
killer stuff. honestly the difference having an editor makes 🤟
Editing made it easier to not pay attention tbh. Preferred it alot better before when it was just island boy
Your right about the comments section thing. I just use videos to sort content now.
As a dutchmn I can't really hop over for the seminars haha but if you end up doing a couple online I'll probably join one :)
Random: All jobs suck!
Trains drivers: erh what?
This was not self helpful. Bring back that raw shit lad
This video just made me feel really bad that Macaulay Culkin can never shake that crackhead phase.
4:30 cant tell if "clown makeup" jordie - or "joker smile" jordie lol
Whoaa Um could you do an episode on the congress hearing about alien craft??
Reddit is a hole, but it's my hole and I can't stop going back to it.
just delete it
Any hole is a goal.
@@candyslug7360 I can't do it candyslug, I need to sustain the reddit in my veins. I need to find out more about /r/raimimemes.
6:35
I remember a guy on twitter who said:
"Crackheads hustle 4 days straight to get a rock. No sleep and no food. You ever work that hard for something? Don't get outworked by a crackhead."
This was definitely a lot of fun
4:26 God, that's backwards reasoning. I would rather live under a bridge than do something I hate.
Lmfao… I don’t use or see reddit … and after seeing your clip I think I shall continue to steer clear
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for stealing our success island.
Yes.
r/findapath can be wholesome.. but you no get some that just want to dunk on the people.
r/am i the asshole
r/am I the devil
Are fucking hilarious - there are such twisted people in there
r/burnouts is full of americans using water to do burnouts
that counts as just bad
I gave some advice on reddit a few months back, and I got blasted by about 10 fuckwits at least, telling me the advice was absolute bullshit,... my advice was directly copied from professionals. haha So hilarious they are.
Editing? What is this, a friendlyjordies video?
no look at the edit's it's somehow better. Crazy
r/femaledatingstrategy is an interesting ride lol
Bro jump scared me ... okay all attention on you 😅
3 mandarins oh yisss
What's a reddit?
More of this shit. Fucking love it.
R/WORDINGTON BEST SUBREDDIT
Le reddit is le cringe?
No way!
It's hecking wholesome chungus.
Fucking kill me...
R/Sinkpissers
look at r/amiugly and talk about facial/body dysmorphia. i’d be curious to know your take and the subreddit is hilarious and full of incels and people hating on eachother
bruh how drunk where you when filming this? mans needs some water to sober him up
💀💀
Drunk shaming!!
@tuukka1827 bruh I'm an alcoholic stfu
He had to be, old mate was slurring like a mofo
r/foundsatan
My mum (61) thinks meth is a life saving miracle drug.... FR
Well it is
where did he get the jacket tho
omg no more island background
some madness and badness, combination
Aww man poor Macaulay Culkin, I don't think he's actually on (a lot of) drugs, that's just his face. Seems like a dude every time I've seen/heard him lately.
Dog walker as a job for a blind person.. i'm fuckin ded
The one about all jobs suck, is correct if you're only looking at money.
Great vid Jordies. Love me some reddit posts
R/sadcringe is pretty giving all round
The r/sex and r/relationship advice or something has some gems.
😂😂
You should go on the imperfefcts podcast. Would make a great episode 👍 keep up the great work
Dont do this again
r/doomer 🙌
godood adacsuvi
Some pink subreddit womens group, got really mad when I tried to ask a few factchecked logical questions in reply to a few of their posts, can't remember the name sorry and forgot my old reddit name / passwords to look it up
Are you drunk dude?
can u look at ur own subreddit hoodoos lad
HAHAHA YES
too much editing
I think the editing is good
r/editing
It’s a big jump up hey! It’s not for all the videos from my understanding, just some react ones :)
Its been months after getting 1 million subs and now you have 100k subs on this offbrand channel.
Wheres the warhammer tattoo jordies
down under thunder himself 🎉😮
lets do a linuis tech tips
Reddit was always full of BS. It hasn’t changed in several years now.
first view. 2nd comment
As a Gen Z I’m with the millennials and prefer 4chan to Reddit. It is much more honest. If there are any redditors reading this, start visiting /x/ it will blow your mind
WHAT? REDDIT? A RANDOM, SPECULATIVE, GOSSIP WEBSITE IS FULL OF SCHEISSE???? AND HERE I'VE BEEN REFERENCING IT FOR MY PhD???????!!!!!!! ...OMG, I'VE BEEN SUCH A BRO!!!!!!!!!
R/aita good for relsonshiop “ advice just people wining pretty much