#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and "God take him too"

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  • @hacks4happiness269
    @hacks4happiness269 Рік тому +7

    Pete and Luke, a heartfelt, sincere thanks to your two guys for being you. You have such a sincere energy and rapport between you and I'm honoured and humbled that you have chosen to share it with the world. Your clip came up on my UA-cam shorts (randomly) a few days ago and I've been hooked ever since. I was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease at ten years ago, so I've struggled with depression on and off. I use to laugh lots before I became disabled. But I swear your banter and unscripted chat makes me guffaw like a cracked cow. You have a magical formula ... Just keep doing what you're doing. It is comedy gold. From Shamzaa

  • @alwayzcharmin
    @alwayzcharmin Рік тому +7

    You guys made me laugh the whole time! I love your energy, the flow of conversation, the rawness. You deserve more recognition ❤😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      🥰🥰🥰 glad you are enjoying the episodes, that’s all we want! We do deserve more recognition tho 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annagemesi4418
    @annagemesi4418 10 місяців тому +5

    Pete would be the type to start arguing with God 😂

  • @sarathkodak7297
    @sarathkodak7297 Рік тому +8

    The boys back saving my Tuesday, about to sign up for your patreon you know it's double in Australia bit more than a Jodie thumb flick 🤣🤣

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Thanks for signing up👊🏼 is it really double over there? Why’s that? It’s should work out the equivalent to the exchange rate…Jody bless her😝

    • @sarathkodak7297
      @sarathkodak7297 Рік тому +2

      @@LukeandPetePodcast bloody £3 pounds is $6 it's a convicts tax, it's basically the same im just having a bitch about it 🤣, dw you have convinced me

    • @Ibs123
      @Ibs123 Рік тому +1

      You do realise your money doesn’t half when you come to the U.K. right????

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +3

      @@sarathkodak7297 Hahahahah, sorry about that! Are you listening in Australia?? Bloody ell!! We got listeners down under!

    • @sarathkodak7297
      @sarathkodak7297 Рік тому +1

      @@Ibs123 yeah I do but also half my money is gone and I'm not coming to the fukn UK so lose/lose for me 😅

  • @thepoolfc71
    @thepoolfc71 Рік тому +2

    Fella,s the whole bit about heaven and the convo with god was hilarious😂😂😂 ….I was laughing so much I nearly met god myself 😂😂 thanks guys ALWAYS FUNNY ALWAYS YOYRSELVES and we appreciate you guys more than you know 👊🏾👊🏾

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      It’s so nice to have listeners like you lot man, I know we have a laugh with you lot but comments like this make it all worth it. We ain’t stopping, we just want to have more to give you lot 😁👊🏼❤️🥰

  • @Riccyflaír
    @Riccyflaír Рік тому +4

    U man need to blow up asap legends

  • @libbyrose1000
    @libbyrose1000 Рік тому +1

    Every time you guys get in stitches i crease up. We are watching you in Thailand! Also I think of Pete’s impression of his dad watching the horse race daily! Side bob jim! 😂😂😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Side Bob Jim!🤣🤣 thanks for listening to us in Thailand! My(Pete’s) sister is out travelling in Thailand at the minute too! International sheetsters!👊🏼❤️🥰

    • @libbyrose1000
      @libbyrose1000 Рік тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcast this reply has made my week, my bloody month! No way! Hope Sarah is enjoying it. International sheetsters! 😂😂 Jimbob the sailor! Thanks guys MUCH LOVE

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@libbyrose1000 thanks for supporting us Libby! Be safe out there, and keep spreading the word in Thailand! CHIANGMAIIII!!!!👊🏼❤️

  • @jagjitbasra3913
    @jagjitbasra3913 Рік тому +2

    Top tier pods. Keep up the work 👍🏼

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Appreciate that Jagjit!! Glad you are loving them!👊🏼❤️

  • @emmadocherty6544
    @emmadocherty6544 Рік тому +1

    I think a picture of Petes combover should be shown to all patreons 😏 and sure throw in a pic of Lukes fringe 😂

  • @slickstamps8110
    @slickstamps8110 Рік тому +1

    I’m a sign up for that call out 😂😂 cause I’ve been up skirting for to long 😅

  • @tarrynhabelgaarn
    @tarrynhabelgaarn Рік тому +1

    You guys are hilarious 😂watching all the way from South Africa!!

  • @sharonoreilly3845
    @sharonoreilly3845 5 місяців тому +1

    I am watching these podcasts from the beginning (I was late to the game😅) love you guys but I have to say I love Pete. He gets so loud and passionate it's the irish in him for sure makes me laugh so much. For the record if I was sliding into any DMs it would be Petes that sexy accent does it every time. We should have a Pete appreciation day for sure ❤❤😂😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  5 місяців тому +1

      Aw thanks Sharon! Pete appreciation day sounds perfect!❤️😂

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 Pete being religiously dramatic here...Goodness its early am literally crawling at how he crumbles 🤣🤣

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому

      Luke being the Kevin Gates of this podcast of the seggz department 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charliecraven-cw3qp
    @charliecraven-cw3qp Рік тому +3

    had to subscribe to the patreon, you guys are too funny ❤️

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Respect Charlie! Glad you are no longer upskirting! We appreciate you supporting us.👊🏼❤️

  • @myriamtorres225
    @myriamtorres225 Рік тому +1

    I’m about to beat your asses now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ya forgot my name lmao but you guys gave me a shout out and was definitely not expecting that!!! I still love y’all!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤ by the way it’s Myriam!!!!! Lmfao

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sorry myriam! We’ll get you again eventually!

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +5

    The transcript....i literally read it with y'all voices in my head...sheeeet am getting addicted to u 2pricks! I must give myself a break, its getting deeper everyday 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ZazVocals
      @ZazVocals Рік тому

      my addiction has just started!!! lolllll help sis! PS I just scrolled down at the end of this vid looking for "Petronella" 🤣🥰

  • @mimidavis1835
    @mimidavis1835 Рік тому +3

    Another banging vid 😂❤

  • @kirichiarella
    @kirichiarella Рік тому +4

    Thank u guys for another great podcast 🎉❤

  • @idealthumbs4436
    @idealthumbs4436 Рік тому +2

    My house has sold sheetsers, so I’ll be another patreon now 😉

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      YES THUMBS!!! Congratulations! Come on over to the dark side🤣🤣🤣👊🏼❤️

  • @charmianb11220
    @charmianb11220 Рік тому +1

    Got me in bits 😆 🤣 as usual guys ❤

  • @Donna.84
    @Donna.84 Рік тому +1

    Cant wait for the live show !! DEFFO need to do a meet and greet for us on the dark side 💩😂🎉 And get that fecking merc out 😂😂 #💩

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Nor can we Donna! Trust me! Nor can we! And we will defo do a meet and greet for you dark side sheetsters! No peeping Toms allowed to that!👊🏼❤️

  • @fbdiditfirst377
    @fbdiditfirst377 Рік тому +3

    Best episode so far, Pete I think u should do a wrestling movie

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg that would be wicked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angs2853
    @angs2853 Рік тому +1

    You guys kill me. Thats a true friend right there. I hope Pete knows Luke would let you without ever knowing if youre gay 😢🤣🤣

  • @Ceojaytee
    @Ceojaytee Рік тому +2

    Loving the episode already watching you guys talking about God and Heaven, as a Christian if you guys have any questions in depth feel free to ask im always ready to answer your sheet 💩

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Respect JayTee! I can’t believe Christian’s tune into us religiously…maybe Luke will make it into heaven one day after all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ceojaytee
      @Ceojaytee Рік тому +2

      @@LukeandPetePodcast After Luke repents we all scream HOW U DOIN

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@Ceojaytee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellyhussey7832
    @kellyhussey7832 Рік тому +1

    I'm the same! Worry about everything, over think and over analyse everything. It's honestly exhausting and not easy for others to live with either but real ones will love you for you!
    I did respond on your last video re knife play 😂 again to reiterate, I don't put knives up anyone's a**e 😂😂
    #TheHussey 😅

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Lol!!! The Hussey!!! Hahaahaha don’t think we’ve seen the comment cus I did think you were keeping awfully quiet hussey!!!! So ya didn’t stick a knife up your arse then?🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @kellyhussey7832
      @kellyhussey7832 Рік тому +1

      @Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast I'm never quiet 🤣🤣
      Yeah that's a no from me! I just use the knife similar to the way you'd scratch someone's during s*x. Ya know?!

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@kellyhussey7832 that’s perfect then! Just don’t slip on the juices 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    @Tammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Рік тому

    Nice, Ebay can be a hit n miss, I ordered new body shell from them, arrived today mangled lol

  • @bexj1065
    @bexj1065 Рік тому +2

    Money well spent fella's... You guy's are therapy Internet be full of false + faker's 😌 none of that nonsense with you fella's 😉 you keeping it real 😊👍

  • @ZazVocals
    @ZazVocals Рік тому +1

    Holy Spirit is truth and that is what can never change. The truth was written thru humans by God

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Holy Spirit is so strong, stick any human into a life or death situation and the human spirit can get them through it

  • @blubell84
    @blubell84 Рік тому +1

    Whiles we getting up skirts for free being guilt tripped to pay for it, pete wont pay for crack... 😅

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Alright Blu-balls! You ain’t being guilt tripped! I’m speaking from the heart! We worky hardy! You subscribey! You don’t likey take a hikey! Nighty nighty!✌🏼

    • @blubell84
      @blubell84 Рік тому +1

      I appreciate the giggles as always 🤣👌

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@blubell84 good stuff blu bell! As long as you lot are happy…then we’re good.👊🏼❤️

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +1

    Off topic: whats blood clat or so , and bumber clit this Jamaicans say Luke? Am sure my spelling messed up

  • @johnferreira8609
    @johnferreira8609 Рік тому +2

    Is it cheating if i use my wifes patreon account?

  • @KeahnneCarlita
    @KeahnneCarlita Рік тому +1

    love u luke for sticking up for us gays pahahaha

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Anytime…but also can I just say, Pete did say he’d kiss me so credit where credits due!😁

  • @Ibs123
    @Ibs123 Рік тому +1

    Wait why does his accent change randomly is he Irish or not I’m confused AF

    • @kirichiarella
      @kirichiarella Рік тому +2

      Belfast I think if I'm correct

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Belfast! Moved to London 20 years ago…accent comes and goes when I’m with
      Luke 😁🤘🏼

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому

      @@LukeandPetePodcast Asianirish boy...🤣

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +1

    Answer ur support emails, i asked u a question regarding patreon? Yoh Peter...its early to be calling that tasty fruit out like that.."🍑

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Calm down Petroenlla! Jesus!!! Where’s the support email? What did you ask?

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      What did you ask petronella? You’ve got my attention😊

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +1

      ​@@LukeandPetePodcast and i asked if i can make a 3month subscription? And if its ok to...lmao!😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@petronellajames1067 I believe it’s a monthly payment petronella! We’d love to have you come over to the dark side.

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому

      @@LukeandPetePodcast in layman's terms...its ok to make it for 3months, not monthly small charge including fees? If u catch my drift? Once off is better lol

  • @Ibs123
    @Ibs123 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tanyar9221
    @tanyar9221 Рік тому +2

    Welcome to the dark side….it’s good over here come & join 😏🫦great ep guys I am like Pete the more I watch & listen. I am a stress & worry head omg I drove myself crazy lol…but I am learning that there’s just something’s you can’t control, so f….it!!!! Pete be proud of who you are you lovely! Luke turn the heating off babe it’s SUMMER 🙄love ya both xx❤️

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Thanks Tanya! There is some stuff we just have no control over and you gotta just ride it out! It’s wicked over the dark side innit Tanya?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣