Baldur's Gate 3: 6 Hilariously Bizarre Quests We Did Instead of Dealing With Our Brain Tadpole

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  • @LeftSponge
    @LeftSponge Рік тому +125

    I love when you take Gale to see the tressym and he's like "TARA!!" I love that shes his best friend!

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami Рік тому +11

      The only thing I don't like about Gale and the Tressym is they are a reminder of how things normally developed between a wizard and their familar we never will get to actually experience for ourselves in game.

  • @aerthreepwood8021
    @aerthreepwood8021 Рік тому +327

    If you pick pocket the Djinn, you can steal his ring and win the wheel game, and he'll get pissed and send you to a world full of dinosaurs. But one of the best weapons in the game is in there.

    • @Emerieos
      @Emerieos Рік тому +18

      You can also just buy it before he spins which ends in the same result

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +20

      Or fart in hid general direction. Sends you to jurassic park...

    • @TheMarcHicks
      @TheMarcHicks Рік тому +11

      Or get turned into a Wheel of Cheese.

    • @wanderer202
      @wanderer202 Рік тому +34

      @@EmerieosYou can also, as a bard, distract him as the wheel spins and he forgets to rig the spin. And then to the jungles of chult you go.

    • @alexv1154
      @alexv1154 Рік тому +17

      that's not actually a world of dinosaurs. he just straight up sends you to Chult, home of the most brutal Module in 5e

  • @duncaneggleston3224
    @duncaneggleston3224 Рік тому +186

    Still like the part in Act 2 where you can draw a moustache on a portrait of the Gith Queen, only to find some poor soul trying to scrub it off a few minutes later.

    • @raspberryjam3724
      @raspberryjam3724 Рік тому +9

      I had Lae-Zel do that, even though it makes no sense it's really funny to see her deface a painting of her Queen

    • @koconnell968
      @koconnell968 Рік тому +7

      ​@@raspberryjam3724iirc there's even a bit of narration about it going against everything she would do, but it just feels so good or something haha

  • @motokuchoma
    @motokuchoma Рік тому +277

    There is a little Bluejay in the mountain pass who asks you to assassinate an eagle. That one was pretty funny

    • @ray_the_red8047
      @ray_the_red8047 Рік тому +62

      I knocked out the eagle, not wanting to kill them, and the bluejay came along and finished them off

    • @ViperT24
      @ViperT24 Рік тому

      @@ray_the_red8047That blue jay’s a dick. “Get back his nest”? That’s a damn eagle’s nest and always was, he just wanted to upgrade and to Hells with anyone who gets in his way.

    • @samuelhigh7831
      @samuelhigh7831 Рік тому +20

      @@ray_the_red8047 that's hilarious and brutal.

    • @whilenya4714
      @whilenya4714 Рік тому +3

      That's hilarious. Like, sure, I'm not gonna do it. But if the little guy wants to then I'm not stopping them from finishing off that eagle.

    • @coffee_junky
      @coffee_junky 10 місяців тому

      I didn't even know that, awesome!

  • @OneTimeLiteracy
    @OneTimeLiteracy Рік тому +234

    Oh my God, I had no idea Dribble's body parts were part of a quest,,, I kept finding pieces of him everywhere and just thought "damn, they really said fuck this clown in particular huh" Next playthrough I'll give him back to the ringmaster ^.^''''

    • @samuelhigh7831
      @samuelhigh7831 Рік тому +9

      You get awesome AF caster gloves from it too.

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn 5 місяців тому

      Dribbles is fucking heavy. I just keep sending his bits back to camp so I don't encumber myself. Finding his parts is a lot of work, I wish I'd just stumble across them.

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma Рік тому +413

    You should definitely take Gale with you to find the tressym!

    • @quantum_leviathan
      @quantum_leviathan Рік тому +10

      Yeah he knows that flightful kitty cat

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +11

      .... "stop it."

    • @smashbrandiscootch719
      @smashbrandiscootch719 Рік тому +13

      I would if i hadnt chopped off his hand and left him trapped in the portal 🤷‍♂️

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 Рік тому +2

      by himself!
      you get fully voiced dialog that way

    • @maries1993
      @maries1993 Рік тому +14

      Even better dialogue if he’s romanced, I think. You get a date invitation out of it

  • @moonfox18
    @moonfox18 Рік тому +51

    I strongly recommend the somewhat hidden Boaahl quest where you become the god of the fish people (Act 1 in the underdark near the tower)
    Also the propoganda quest is funny to deal with both before and after you deal with the Steal Watch. Very dependent on whether you were nice to Dolly in Act 2.
    Finally, honorary mention for driving off the mean kennel master near the post office. Not silly, but it's important those very good boys escape abuse

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell Рік тому +186

    Wow, that painting quest with Oscar was Wilde!

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ Рік тому +7

      I get it!!!

    • @yoshilu7451
      @yoshilu7451 Рік тому +10

      I love it, no notes

    • @randomanimepup1421
      @randomanimepup1421 Рік тому +6

      It can get wilder if you accept Mystic Carrian's quest.

    • @matwang1
      @matwang1 Рік тому +1

      Sadly, it's also the absolute worst quest in the entire game.

    • @sarij3950
      @sarij3950 10 місяців тому +2

      Well done, ser. Well done 👏

  • @akaErma
    @akaErma Рік тому +141

    If you use Detect Thoughts on Zara, you can understand exactly what she's saying, and it's hilarious.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +17

      The mummy?

    • @sharkhammr
      @sharkhammr Рік тому +58

      She gets really happy and excited when you reply to her too. It's great.

  • @Broll00
    @Broll00 Рік тому +46

    That pigeon quest is even weirder. The cat with wings is actually a friend of Gale’s. Also if you open the mail you find out the postmaster is into should shit and will try to bribe you to keep quiet.

  • @src248
    @src248 Рік тому +61

    Never found Oskar in my playthrough, Jannath was having a very pleasant party/art show at her house. Sometimes not doing quests pays off!

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills Рік тому +5

      He's hanging out hawking fake art with Nine Fingers' crew in the sewers in Act 3 otherwise, I couldn't find a way to free him or advance the story despite Lady Jannath going on about her missing love and finding notes from Oskar all over the house.

    • @vince77-z27
      @vince77-z27 Рік тому +5

      ​@@CinnamonQuillswell yeah, act 3 is, suffice to say, incomplete

    • @ray_the_red8047
      @ray_the_red8047 Рік тому +4

      I think you need to find him in Act one first, not sure what happens to him if you don't free him from the Zents

    • @Reverendshot777
      @Reverendshot777 Рік тому +7

      ​@vince4503 It's got nothing to do with that. If you don't rescue Oskar from the Zhentarim then he won't be there in Act 3.
      That's not something being incomplete, that's just a different outcome.

    • @marlo_oO
      @marlo_oO Рік тому +4

      A better outcome for Jannath tbh. I dont now if Oskar doenst deserve to be resuced, but Jannath for sure doesnt deserve this idiot. And nobody deserve his obnoxious quest too. Probably the single one quest i hated, and its stupid reward. >:(

  • @Candlekeepdeep
    @Candlekeepdeep Рік тому +812

    Excuse you, Tara isn't a cat, she's a tressym AND a talented wizard in her own right, and Gale's best friend. She has never done anything wrong in her life and I love her. 😂

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 Рік тому +60

      My favorite cat is the one living as a hardboiled detective in a noir.

    • @Candlekeepdeep
      @Candlekeepdeep Рік тому +15

      @@aerthreepwood8021 So true and there are so many cats!

    • @emccoy
      @emccoy Рік тому +47

      If she casts fireball on you, and you tell Gale, he like any cat lover will be like , Im sure she has her reasons XD

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Рік тому +3

      This sounds like something a catspirator would say!

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 Рік тому +26

      As a matter of fact the simplest solution to that quest is to have Gale in your party when you find her. If he asks Tara very nicely she comes to the camp and stop eating those specific pigeons.

  • @renegadetla9331
    @renegadetla9331 Рік тому +21

    That pigeon constantly has flashbacks to the trenches and skies of the Great (Pigeon) War

  • @Toldoris
    @Toldoris Рік тому +39

    One of the best items in BG3 is the mace from the cursed tax collector. Sneak some money into their pockets and Gortash, Orin, Kethric and even the dragon can be one hit killed easily. But most times I prefer to kill them in real battles. Much more fun!

  • @darkwarriorprogram6546
    @darkwarriorprogram6546 Рік тому +5

    I love the companions reactions to being forced to go on stage with Dribbles. Astarion's will always be my favorite though.

  • @Lifealope
    @Lifealope 10 місяців тому +3

    I love one of the responses when talking to Lucretius after the Dribbles fight. It is something along the lines of "I got to kill a clown, so it wasn't all bad." She and Katya are my drag queen crushes.

  • @SakaGames
    @SakaGames Рік тому +38

    In the scene that shows all the friends you've gotten from various groups (IYKYK), I was quite surprised and happy to see Strange Ox there. He was actually quite capable!

    • @mtsmcr
      @mtsmcr 6 місяців тому +2

      “once you carried me, now i’ll carry you!” excuse me a second while i cry

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 Рік тому +71

    The Strange Ox return as an ally at the final battle. Which I would NEVER EXPECT by the previous encounters.

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills Рік тому +10

      Really? DANG, now I'm bummed that I killed him in Act 2!

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +1

      We’re never given a true answer on what he is either.

    • @sandythethird2292
      @sandythethird2292 Рік тому +9

      Yeh we do, you can convince him to drop the disguise in act 2, it starts a fight with him and you learn he's an ooze.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +1

      @@sandythethird2292 except that’s not true because their are no sentient Ooze. They’re like Jellyfish or amoeba, barely capable of thought and barely considered alive.

    • @MrTheAngryLlama
      @MrTheAngryLlama Рік тому

      @@Broomer52 Not entirely true. Look up Oblex's. Ooze's experimented on by mind flayers and a monster designed by a make-a-wish kid. Fucking creepy invasion of the body snatchers kind of shit.

  • @calliopedanceparty
    @calliopedanceparty Рік тому +48

    I think that tressym might be happier talking to a wizard

  • @joshdaniels2363
    @joshdaniels2363 Рік тому +24

    Sneaking into the offices of the Baldur's Mouth Gazette to kill a poison pen story about your character and replace it with a fawning featurette.

    • @melanie_kay_6014
      @melanie_kay_6014 8 місяців тому +2

      I haven't really lived down the fact that I went in there to prevent them from painting me as the bad guy, but in order to do so I clobbered them all unconscious.... like a bad guy 😂

    • @AgentBacalhau
      @AgentBacalhau 6 місяців тому +1

      @@melanie_kay_6014 Minor illusions, flight, and invisibility potions can get you in safely if you're going for a more peaceful approach, and then you can just teleport out. You still have to pull some tricky stuff to not get seen as you leave invisibility from lockpicking, but it's def doable. Just be sure to not aggro the steel watchers in the basement either. Or do, they don't give any XP I think but it can be an enjoyable encounter and it's not like you're beating the people up.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Місяць тому

      That sounds like a storyline from "Fallen London" XD

  • @beneisen6982
    @beneisen6982 4 місяці тому +2

    I snuck into the fireworks factory with Assassin Astarion, Monk Karlach, and Sorlock Wyll. We then slaughtered the Banites, which aggroed the folks downstairs. With no one in Felogyr's left alive, I looted all the fireworks and "gifted" them to Cazador.

  • @kyuven
    @kyuven Рік тому +30

    The video skips an important detail that the "cat with wings" is Gale's "pet" tressym, Tara. Which makes the whole situation even funnier and more bizarre, since he's been referencing her the entire game up to that point.
    Also the "Free the Artist" quest is even more convoluted than that. To get the torch you can do an errand for Mystic Carrion that involves running all over the city finding his zombies, and can even result in you killing Mystic Carrion himself.
    Also the video skips over the most depressing part of the quest: Oskar was wracked with guilt that he caused the girl to, er, self-terminate. So wracked with guilt that he summoned her spirit to get closure because it was eating away at him.
    Well...turns out the reason she ended her own life? Depression. Wasn't him, though she made her afterlife worse by trapping her in a painting.

  • @NeKumonDK
    @NeKumonDK Рік тому +10

    The Kuo-Toa in the Underdark. That may have been my favourite encounter of the entire game.

    • @rhokesh4391
      @rhokesh4391 5 місяців тому

      Can you just point me to where I can find that one? ^^°

  • @kirstyf
    @kirstyf Рік тому +55

    I did the Dribbles quest last night and was pleasantly surprised when I spoke to Lucretious to hear she voiced by the drag queen Vinegar Strokes!

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ Рік тому

      That’s why she does not sound like a black lady at all!

    • @rhysiare
      @rhysiare Рік тому +7

      Yeah when I first heard her voice I was like wait...is that Vinegar Strokes!? Then I had a meltdown and had to tell my bf immediately.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 5 місяців тому

      I don’t know Strokes, but dang, Lucretious is amazing. Love her style. =D

  • @teztiment
    @teztiment 5 місяців тому +2

    1:51 I bet thats what RIck and jerry saw in Talking cat's mind lol

  • @philippeamon7271
    @philippeamon7271 Рік тому +27

    8:58 All the furniture is floating
    Andy: Let's explore this mansion. Maybe we can find evidence of some paranormal shenanigans!

  • @arrankharchkrall2916
    @arrankharchkrall2916 Рік тому +36

    I missed the Strange Ox appearing in Act 3 thanks to Dark Urge-ing it in Act 2 right after it showed the dead bodies.
    As for the Dragonborn butler, if you are a dragonborn yourself you get to call him out on the swearing that he did in Draconic.

    • @Reverendshot777
      @Reverendshot777 Рік тому

      You get the best set of rewards killing him in act 2.
      Getting him into baldurs gate just has him turn up for the final fight but you can absolutely do without him.

    • @randomracoon8467
      @randomracoon8467 Рік тому +1

      @@Reverendshot777what do you actually get for killing him other than killing some freaky cow

    • @Reverendshot777
      @Reverendshot777 Рік тому +2

      @randomracoon8467 If you do it after Act 1 you get a shapeshifters boon ring which gives 1d4 to all ability checks while disguised and a hat of fire acuity!

    • @whilenya4714
      @whilenya4714 Рік тому

      ​@@Reverendshot777Could one, theoretically, pickpocket him for that to get the best of both worlds? Or is it a reward _specifically_ for if you kill him?

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      @@Reverendshot777 So basically 2 useless items. sure... sooo much better than having an ally.... Get real mate

  • @Broll00
    @Broll00 Рік тому +10

    “When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?”
    A few moments later
    *sobbing* “STOP! STOP! He’s already dead!”

  • @craigf1tz
    @craigf1tz Рік тому +34

    That's not just a cat with wings, that's Tara!! Gale would not be happy

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      That is an arrogant fleebag with wings

  • @zongoismyhero
    @zongoismyhero Рік тому +5

    There is the quest with the cursed sentient amulet haunted by the soul of a monk or something. You find it in the grymforge area , in a lava place near the adamantine forge and you have to bring it to Rivington. I dunno what happens if you can't resist the laughing.

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      you would just be laughing under the effect of Tasha's hideous laughter spell. Nothing much.

  • @Abeillebee425
    @Abeillebee425 Рік тому +24

    Has Jane played BG3? I’m interested in knowing if her feelings on BG boyfriends and girlfriends are as strong as her feelings on Dragon Age boyfriends

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 Рік тому +5

      Based on her previous choices, she's going for Wyll.

    • @bokkie702
      @bokkie702 Рік тому +5

      @@aerthreepwood8021 I wouldn't be so sure... Gale has strong Alistair Theirin energy (and jokes)

    • @bokkie702
      @bokkie702 Рік тому

      @iworshipsatin YES! I knew there was someone I was missing, you’re so right

    • @bokkie702
      @bokkie702 Рік тому

      @iworshipsatin you and i are very much in the same boat, don’t you worry 😂👍🏻

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 Рік тому +3

    How rude “This creature is not what it appears to be” He’s stood right there in front of you! 🤣

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious Рік тому +11

    If you were to open a crate and put the Ox apple into it.....would it be...an oxbox?

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ Рік тому

      Again… I get it!
      Not quite as funny as the other one but hey!

  • @sorenleigh3649
    @sorenleigh3649 Рік тому +3

    I really liked the drinking contest with that oogie boogie guy in act 2

  • @finnover9781
    @finnover9781 Рік тому +103

    Wow, only Andy would try smuggling an ox in his pocket disguised as an apple.

    • @plaguedeity
      @plaguedeity Рік тому +11

      Question is what happens if you just leave it in your pocket for the rest of the game and can you sell the apple

    • @andrewcarter9649
      @andrewcarter9649 Рік тому +15

      @@plaguedeity Bigger question is can you eat the apple, because you know auto-select on the supplies and all.

    • @kay_faraday
      @kay_faraday Рік тому +2

      @@andrewcarter9649 From what I could tell watching the video, it didn't seem to be marked as a food or supply item

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag Рік тому +5

      I would have eaten it

    • @hannahweber
      @hannahweber Рік тому +7

      ​@plaguedeity you can't eat it and as soon as you hit the lower city, the strange ox leaves. You could maybe put him in the camp box indefinitely

  • @tj_kendon
    @tj_kendon Рік тому +43

    If I had a nickel for every time a game asked me to find a clown pelvis, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?

    • @bokkie702
      @bokkie702 Рік тому +7

      you absolutely have to explain this lmao

    • @rhysiare
      @rhysiare Рік тому +9

      @@bokkie702 I think the other game this might reference is Chrono Cross, where to get the clown character Skelly who was blown to bits, you have to find all his bones which flew across the map, so pelvis, clown nose, arm, leg, ribs, skull, etc

    • @whilenya4714
      @whilenya4714 Рік тому

      ​@@rhysiareEverything I hear about Chrono Cross just makes me more bummed out that I can't friggin play it. I adore Chrono Trigger. I would love that game, I _know_ so.

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel Рік тому +3

      You always remember your first clown torso.

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      @@whilenya4714 nobody prevents you from playing it mate. You can if you really want

  • @ray_the_red8047
    @ray_the_red8047 Рік тому +26

    That bug with Wyl having an exclimation mark but nothing to say was very annoying

    • @jordangreenfield4092
      @jordangreenfield4092 Рік тому +2

      You can fix it by just taking him to the burnt out inn that his dad was abducted from! It works even if you have already been to the inn :)

    • @aphelion4616
      @aphelion4616 Рік тому

      Yeah, we have this in our current game too.

    • @aphelion4616
      @aphelion4616 Рік тому +2

      @@jordangreenfield4092 That's back in act 1 though. I didn't have the bug crop up until act 3... so not sure how to fix it.

    • @ray_the_red8047
      @ray_the_red8047 Рік тому +1

      @@aphelion4616 For me the bug cropped up at a point on the mountain pass, Wyll noticed something and made a comment, persisted through act two and into act 3. I think it got removed when i did some of Wyll's story, possibly when Mizzora showed up again or after the audiance with Gortesh

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      @@aphelion4616 you can still go back to first act areas

  • @jamison85
    @jamison85 Рік тому +13

    Steal the Djinni's ring of mage hand BEFORE spinning the wheel, and you'll win the jackpot. He'll accuse you of cheating and banish you to the jungles of Chult, where you fight dinosaurs and can find one of the most amazing legendary tridents in the game (lightning AoE + returns after thrown)
    The Mummy can be understood if you cast detect thoughts or drink a potion, she's hilarious.
    You can also force the strange ox to tell you what it is in act 2 already, triggering a fight, which will net you more rewards, including the hat of fire acuity.
    Take Gale along to talk to the Tressym, it's his friend. Also, if you open the correspondence you can blackmail the postmaster.

    • @quelanathecrow
      @quelanathecrow Рік тому +5

      Winning Akabi's jackpot was one of my favorite moments in the game!! I love bits where my character gets to go off on a little solo adventure, I just imagine popping back in at the circus like "guys you are not gonna believe this!! oh btw here Karlach have an exploding trident"

    • @jamison85
      @jamison85 Рік тому +4

      @@quelanathecrow with me it was Lae'Zel as Battlemaster who got the trident. 3 attacks per round plus action surge made her deadly both in melee and ranged. Pair it with the ring that adds acid damage, and the throw ring from act 1, and fights didn't really last long 😁

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      Killing ox is a bad idea. You get useless garbage and lose on a lore and a potential ally

  • @Pastafari4
    @Pastafari4 Рік тому +2

    All the creedence provided to speak to animals, I hope by Act 3 you at least have either the potions for it or a party member providing it. It really is a treat

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому +1

      yeah, detect thoughs/speak with dead/talk with animals are trifecta of THE MOST usefull non-combat spells Period. NOTHING even comes close honestly

  • @nobbynobbs8182
    @nobbynobbs8182 Рік тому +3

    I don't think I'll ever finish this game, because I tend to have the focus of a dog that sees a squirrel every five minutes

  • @LpDodo
    @LpDodo Рік тому +63

    Why in the hells was Dribbles spread out all over town like that though. He was probably the most powerful being

    • @bluntlyhonest6803
      @bluntlyhonest6803 Рік тому +18

      A shapechanger had killed him and taken his form, and then hid his body all over.

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 Рік тому +1

      Bhaal shit.

    • @joshdaniels2363
      @joshdaniels2363 Рік тому +29

      @@bluntlyhonest6803 Also worth noting that most (all?) of the places where you find the pieces are decorated with bloody effigies to The Five (the group of Bhaalspawn who served as the secondary antagonists in BG2: Throne of Bhaal).

    • @kyuven
      @kyuven Рік тому +9

      It's implied that Orin killed him and spread his parts around as an art project.

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest Рік тому

      @@joshdaniels2363 Plus a couple of extras like Amelissan (sp?)

  • @mysryuza
    @mysryuza Місяць тому

    The fireworks place was so annoying because the Flamin Fist can spawn randomly and catch you. Even when detonating the upper floor, they can randomly spawn on the roofs. There’s also some kid character that pops out of existence after trying to rid of them and then Respawn a bit later.

  • @Raskilion
    @Raskilion 3 місяці тому +1

    Tav: "Go, Minthara! Tell the one about the man who married a drider!"
    Minthara: "It was a beautiful webbing."

  • @aceundead4750
    @aceundead4750 Рік тому +3

    Dribbles is the Buggy of Baldur's Gate. My mind has been made.

  • @phoenixcierebiej9763
    @phoenixcierebiej9763 Рік тому +6

    There's the quest near the monastery where if you talk to a blue jay it wants you to go to the roof of the monastery and kill the eagles that have made it their home. Blue jays are jerks.

    • @Emerieos
      @Emerieos Рік тому +1

      And he tells you that the eagles just took over his home so I dunno

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +2

      To be fair... eagles was a bit too Karen

  • @peterdennis4394
    @peterdennis4394 Рік тому +24

    I would love to see a Pun battle between Dribbles and Ellen.

  • @ForestRaptor
    @ForestRaptor Рік тому +16

    These are mostly act 3 diversions
    It's like being so close to the finish line but instead of going straight you take a hard left because you saw puppies !
    (Which the post office has 2 dogs in cages if you want to talk to them.)
    The running in the basement gave me a heart attack. Why would you run around like that surrounded by miniature bombs xD

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 Рік тому +6

      It isn't really a quest but the dog trainer at the post office must always be killed. Don't give her a chance, just do the worst you can to her.

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills Рік тому +5

      The two dogs in cages are owned by the same awful people who used to own Scratch, too! You can either give Scratch back to her (bad idea) or kill her, avenge the doggos, leave her much kinder assistant in charge, and make the dogs happy!

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 Рік тому +5

      @@CinnamonQuills People who give Scratch back talk at the theater. They will suffer an eternity of torment.

  • @amezzeray2
    @amezzeray2 10 місяців тому

    I got this game for my birthday 2 weeks ago and I've been playing with a friend who has already played it 4 times. I think he was getting annoyed at my insistence of talking to all the animals but then the Strange Ox fights us in Act 2 and he couldnt stop laughing. I fucking love this game

  • @kamikazekumquat4760
    @kamikazekumquat4760 Рік тому +2

    the cursed skulls can be nullified with Remove Curse. You have to come at them from the side and not head on.

  • @jessen
    @jessen Рік тому

    Love getting a random add for Baldur's Gate, very serious-like, while watching this video about how silly it is hahaha

  • @84jesterx
    @84jesterx Рік тому +2

    Even though Act III has optimization issues, it appears to be very memorable for amazing reasons. I can't wait to experience it myself.

    • @Reverendshot777
      @Reverendshot777 Рік тому

      The last two patches have fixed so much. I'm running on a 1660 super and ama managing to run act three at 50-60fps almost everywhere. Some dips but nothing that ruins the experience.
      Also the fact you can enter every single building with no loading screens and the sheer amount of people populating the place, its a wild technical achievement.

  • @tdgransit9091
    @tdgransit9091 Рік тому +3

    Should mention that the Strange Ox will help you out in the game's final battle(s)

  • @kamen.rider.decade
    @kamen.rider.decade Рік тому +2

    11:32 tfw your team is incapable of perceiving their own eyelids when they sleep

  • @melaniescribbles
    @melaniescribbles 3 місяці тому

    'Dribbles': "I need a volunteer with the heart of a lion, and nerves of steel!"
    My Half-Orc Vengadin self-insert : "Oh no, he's eyeing me up here in particular, isn't he?"

  • @coffee_junky
    @coffee_junky 10 місяців тому

    I like out-drinking the Thisobald Thorm, that was always a favourite of mine. And if you don't outdrink him, you get to make him explode in a fight. Win-win.

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 Рік тому +1

    I mean -- meeting a winged-cat-creature and killing an evil shapeshifter clown seem like very important things to ME XD

  • @sergentboucherie
    @sergentboucherie Рік тому +8

    I'm sad that Mark Hamill was not casted to play another clown

  • @tzey1
    @tzey1 Рік тому +2

    I had that Wyll exclamation mark bug - I was like what do you want from me WYLL?!

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому

      He wanted you to take him to where his father used to live in act 1.

  • @murdocnl
    @murdocnl Рік тому +10

    Baldur's Gate more like Baldur's GREAT

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 Рік тому +9

    This game is my first dungeons and dragons experience and it has been deeply weird so far 😆 definitely doesn't work like "normal" rpg games. The rolling mechanic really adds a lot of chaos (never mind the already existing in-game chaos).

    • @YourPalChris472
      @YourPalChris472 Рік тому +4

      DND is actually the original inspiration for most other RPGs. Pretty much anyone who’s made an rpg game in the last 40 years was a dnd kid.

    • @katfromthekong414
      @katfromthekong414 Рік тому +3

      @@YourPalChris472 I know, had just never played it before myself. Some of the options that would be an obvious choice in more standard rpg offerings don't have the expected reaction or result in dnd and then the rolling comes on top and suddenly this is going much different than expected. Good fun 😆

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому

      @@katfromthekong414 you should try playing it. You will deffinetly love it

  • @tomassoejakto
    @tomassoejakto 2 місяці тому

    I love Horizon Forbidden West to bits but I wish it had more 'unusual' quests like these. The game definitely took itself more seriously than its prequel; Zero Dawn had Aloy escorting two Oseram who was being passive-aggressively in love with each other the entire time and it was hilarious. There was also the bittersweet side quest where Aloy had to find a girl who ran away from home to be with her lover, who just happened to be an enemy soldier. And who could forget Brin, the quack shaman who, if Aloy encountered him early, would have her basically run around and open a large portion of the map way ahead of time.

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 5 місяців тому

    The Strange Ox is actually very useful in the final fight, so doing that quest is definitely a good idea.

  • @JayMysterious
    @JayMysterious Рік тому +2

    Dribbles the clown is reminiscent of Skelly the clown from Chrono Cross. Except Skelly is a skeleton clown who joins your party when you find all his bones.

  • @xxCAH4EZxx
    @xxCAH4EZxx Рік тому +1

    Cat with wings is an old friend of Gail. So you will have extra dialogs if he is in party

  • @kaivoid7649
    @kaivoid7649 Рік тому +2

    Okay the Cambion joke was pretty good!

  • @alicevictorian3195
    @alicevictorian3195 Рік тому +14

    The windmill mission in part one was highly entertaining. I accidently sent a gnome flying😂

    • @NirudhaPerera
      @NirudhaPerera Рік тому +1

      That has some implications for a race/species/community when you reach Baldurs Gate.

  • @kevind3974
    @kevind3974 Рік тому +1

    For the strange ox he dos do something nice. He helps you at the final battle and he’s strong
    Then why was he so sketchy is probably your question right now. Well let me give you an example of what would have happened if he came clean
    You “what are you”
    Ox “ok let me show you” take off ring of shapshifting
    Instantly turns into a boss level flesh atronok/elemental from the deepest pits of the 9th level of hell
    Your reaction. You scream and start stabbing a level 15ish monster
    Yaaaa… dude ant going to tell you shit
    He’s karlac but a monster. Literally not metaphorical. Like karlac he’s actually a stand up dude who wants to leave hell and retire but unlike karlac he can’t speak or look human so an ox it is.

  • @zenfrodo
    @zenfrodo 10 місяців тому

    6:28 Postmaster "Danzo" looks like actor Tony Danza...the Trope Namer for TVTropes "The Danza", which is when a fictional character's name is who their actor is...or in this case, who they look like. I couldn't find the specific VA for Danzo, so it's likely one of their "other voices" people.

  • @freshmarex3538
    @freshmarex3538 Рік тому +1

    Oskar Fevras... I very nearly spoiled this one here. Let me just say this:
    Kerri ftw!

  • @Etopirynka
    @Etopirynka Рік тому +2

    I kept killing the ox in act two 🤯 I'm gonna need another pt 😅

  • @camaroncamaron6768
    @camaroncamaron6768 Рік тому +1

    Talk to animals is a must it extremely awesome

  • @jashn
    @jashn 11 місяців тому

    The ox is an ooze that can shapeshift, and you can call it out in act 2 and make it transform to its real shape and then fight it.

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps Рік тому

    I was like, "I already know about Dribbles WAIT YOU CAN REANIMATE HIM?!"

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Рік тому +1

    Love the clown quest, his boss would actually prefer you got him back dread not alive

  • @Zoso14892
    @Zoso14892 Рік тому +2

    Oooh, so that's what is supposed to happen in the ghost house. My friends and I accidentally burned Oscar to death so that never happened. Whoops?

  • @Strigulino
    @Strigulino Рік тому +5

    Pigeon accent isn't confusing. He's clearly supposed to be an RAF-WW2 type. Warrior flyer. Dashed bad show, what?

  • @SwissSareth
    @SwissSareth Рік тому +1

    aaand off this video goes to the "watch later", when I've actually finished my first run.😅

  • @KitsuneHB
    @KitsuneHB Рік тому

    7. Stop the presses! :D I laughed about the quest because it relates a lot to my job.

  • @ChryssaBL
    @ChryssaBL Рік тому +6

    I was wondering what happened to the ox if you didn't out it as an ooze at last light.

    • @rhysiare
      @rhysiare Рік тому +1

      If you keep it around and help smuggle it into the city proper in Act 3, then in the final battle, it can be a summonable ally - a pretty cool one at that, as it can shapeshift into a variety of powerful creatures

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita Рік тому +4

    If you take gale with you on the find the letters quest, then you can meet Tara two more times in the lower city and trade fish for magical artifacts from her.

  • @src248
    @src248 Рік тому +1

    Oh, I just killed the Ox at Last Light and got the bonkers OP ring a whole act early. Do recommend

  • @sammymb07
    @sammymb07 Рік тому

    Getting to press before it prints slanders it's also ridiculous. You can even go and brag lol

  • @briang7030
    @briang7030 5 місяців тому

    The fact that 5 of these quests were on another channels 5 worst quests is amazing to me.

  • @Mini_Squatch
    @Mini_Squatch Рік тому +12

    Okay, but after you turn the ox into an apple, can you just eat the apple? I GOTTA KNOW

    • @exidrablack316
      @exidrablack316 Рік тому +1

      As far as I recall, no, you can just look at it.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch Рік тому +5

      @@exidrablack316 boooooo
      Even if it killed you by undoing the spell, thus turning back into a sizeable piece of ox, and exploding your jaw or stomach that'd at least be an amusing "what did you think would happen"

    • @Akagra007
      @Akagra007 Рік тому +1

      Unfortunately there is no option to Eat that apple. But can somehow eat other normal apples.
      You can however, throw that Apple and then he starts a fight with you because he is now Mad at you.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +2

      ​@@Mini_Squatchi mean... if the ox turns into an apple. Safe to say you aren't really eating an ox or an apple at that point xp

    • @CinnamonQuills
      @CinnamonQuills Рік тому +4

      No...but you can lick the spider.

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop Рік тому +6

    You can't handle the truths that oxen keep secret. None of us can.😜

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Рік тому +1

      I immidiately went for the kill after that vision. It was.... not what I expected...

    • @UncleMikeDrop
      @UncleMikeDrop Рік тому +1

      @@ForestRaptor I get the feeling a lot of people did that. The only reason I wouldn't is because I am a dialogue addict.

  • @NehnBellanaris
    @NehnBellanaris Рік тому +5

    You don't have to be a wizard to have Speak with Animals. I played as a druid, and still had it. (It can be quite amusing, when talking with certain animals.)

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles Рік тому +1

      or just have Karlach in your party, she talks to all the animals for me (she also skilled survival, perception, and animal handling, being able to min/max your whole party is so handy)

    • @brookeboyd7095
      @brookeboyd7095 Рік тому +1

      I’m a cleric and was able to get it as well

    • @GayBearDaddy2
      @GayBearDaddy2 Рік тому +1

      Wildheart Barbarian gets the spell as a class feature and it stays up until you either Long Rest or die.

    • @Candlekeepdeep
      @Candlekeepdeep Рік тому +2

      bards have it too!

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris Рік тому +1

      @@Candlekeepdeep I think most, if not all, magic classes have that skill.

  • @Icam_here
    @Icam_here Рік тому

    nice to see they had fun making these quests

  • @Alsebra
    @Alsebra Місяць тому

    "CLAP, OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINES."
    Well, that's one way to do it...

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 Рік тому +1

    I actually didn't get the gruesome gorefest vision when talking to the ox on my playthrough, it skipped for some reason.

  • @BlondeNordic
    @BlondeNordic Рік тому

    The last quest remember to speak to the guys son he will be most pleased that his dad lost :D

  • @cmagnus7980
    @cmagnus7980 Рік тому

    Free the Artist/Mystic Carrion is probably one of the most convoluted quests in the game. I love BG3, but this quest line is just annoying not bizarre. The only thing bizarre about it is why Larian put those damned cursed skulls in the game .

  • @xNewSidx
    @xNewSidx Рік тому

    You can get the ox to turn into an ooze at Last Light and fight it there.

  •  Рік тому

    Had no way of interrogating Arfur. He walked into my Circle of Daggers and died.....

  • @thekeeperoftwindragons5976
    @thekeeperoftwindragons5976 Рік тому

    Oh good, puns as if clowns aren't enough of a horror already

  • @kmoustakas
    @kmoustakas 5 місяців тому

    I think there's a way to do the fireworks by sending a fire elemental ahahaha

  • @TsiolkovskySportingLocks
    @TsiolkovskySportingLocks Рік тому +1

    Stinks of Cheese - that's my tribal name thank you very much!

  • @Foolio949
    @Foolio949 Рік тому +4

    Please talk to Wyll

  • @karanbharat1951
    @karanbharat1951 Рік тому

    Seeing the option for intimidating the crowd by threatening to rip their spines out in the comedian contest makes me wish you had tried it...

  • @MtMooncards
    @MtMooncards Рік тому +1

    So an ox that shows you it’s gory noise albums cover art?

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell Рік тому +3

    I dunno, OX seem like normal adult people to me...