Rico Jr Destroys My Game

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

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  • @TheMexRAGE
    @TheMexRAGE 3 місяці тому +131

    This whole Dokapon run is a true example of emergent storytelling in gaming

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 3 місяці тому +12

      I'd love it if they could somehow convince the narrator from Darkest Dungeon to do live commentary for these rounds.

    • @kostasgalanis4589
      @kostasgalanis4589 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Tenchigumieither that or the disco elysium one, still a fire idea

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 3 місяці тому +121

    Honestly a world without Kathy is too depressing to consider.

    • @ThatGuyNikolas
      @ThatGuyNikolas 3 місяці тому +2

      That's why I take solice in that Kathy will live on in John's waking nightmares, ever present behind his eyelids...

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC Місяць тому

      Kathy gone from this world is like saying goodbye to a legend. However, this is going to be John's nightmare if he doesn't defeat her. She is his secret final boss in Demon Souls, Elden Ring, All Final Fantasy games, Street Fighter Secret bosses or maybe KOF cheap final boss.
      Kathy is the endgame boss in Dokapon Kingdom. The DLC boss rivals that John, wasn't ready for and will always have nightmares about her. No matter what he said about his "gaming skills" he knows that she is better than him in life and video games.
      "The Final Gamer always has a plan" - Queen Kathy

  • @vinniet5685
    @vinniet5685 3 місяці тому +113

    "Only cowards don't take Ls"
    I like that a lot.

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 3 місяці тому +4

      It's apt in a game like Dokapon, where being an utter loser can grant you the most powerful form in the game.

    • @larkohiya
      @larkohiya 3 місяці тому +6

      Own your failures. Everyone will appreciate more, including and especially yourself.

    • @HopefulTomorrow420
      @HopefulTomorrow420 3 місяці тому +3

      Giving up to lowly monsters so The Darkling doesn't strip you bare and tear you a new orifice is a valid strategy.

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 3 місяці тому +2

      i mean in this case he's got a permanent lifelong disability. He needs to realize and understand that, not train harder.
      That attitude has killed people I know.

  • @Tenchigumi
    @Tenchigumi 3 місяці тому +33

    28:11 "omg are [Kathy and Gabi] sharing a pair of gloves."
    As much as I enjoy shipping them as the next person, I also like to imagine them as like lady Double Dragon, where they were sisters who worked together but are fated to fight in the end, perhaps to unify their cute pink boxing gloves.

  • @Ripcookiethief
    @Ripcookiethief 3 місяці тому +23

    That was the first stat decrease from the aliens that I've ever seen.
    AND YOU GOT SPINNING BACKFISTED BY A WABBIT.

    • @unboundsoul3582
      @unboundsoul3582 3 місяці тому +5

      He got the only stat down after a literal baker's dozen for the coms only giving stat ups

  • @Dovoline3
    @Dovoline3 3 місяці тому +30

    White hair? Check. Black and white clothing? Check. Preternaturally powerful? Check. Always somehow has a plan that works out for her? Check. Will *never* be a memory? Check.
    Kathy is straight up just SEW's own personal Sephiroth.

  • @kinkin5633
    @kinkin5633 3 місяці тому +53

    The finalcrawfish has been replaced by Gabrielle as Kathy’s true rival.

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC 3 місяці тому

      The FinalCrawfish is no longer the rival to Kathy or Gabrielle but to himself because he is a Hobo.....the final hobocrawfish.😅😅😂😂😂

  • @muffinzetta3670
    @muffinzetta3670 3 місяці тому +21

    When rico jr isn’t around everyone should be asking “wheres rico jr?”

  • @roystonng8642
    @roystonng8642 3 місяці тому +20

    I'm so glad John didn't accidentally go to Doka-Brazil instead of Doka-Egypt.

    • @roystonng8642
      @roystonng8642 3 місяці тому +7

      For y'all who have never played this game, getting stuck in Doka-Brazil is worse than death. It's so far from everywhere else, and a good strat if you are dominating in speed is to telekinesis your enemies to Brazil, cuz they will have to spend time and resources getting back to the mainland.

  • @RBNinja
    @RBNinja 3 місяці тому +28

    So after watching this series, I went back to the last game I was playing with 3 AIs only 1 sneaky. And it turns out the one who was running the game in mine was also name Kathy. I think pure coincidence but incredibly funny.

    • @sgsgguy1
      @sgsgguy1 3 місяці тому +3

      Had a 10 week game with a friend that I managed to win with his help on the very last turn with his help once he decided to abandon the race and destroy the NPC who he believed was not worthy of the crown, for the NPC hadbeen blessed by the Dokagods and just been given everything via events.
      Kathy was denied a victory only by his heroic sacrifice and a town he had lost to being RNGd just barely within my grasp

    • @BlackTestament
      @BlackTestament 3 місяці тому +1

      Kathy is a universal constant lmao XD

  • @Yelloweyedrobo
    @Yelloweyedrobo 3 місяці тому +13

    In all honesty, at this point I’m actually shocked at how unlucky Crawfish has been on every aspect of this run

  • @jorgebuitrago1016
    @jorgebuitrago1016 3 місяці тому +15

    I bought the game because of John. I also played against 3 Sneaky CPU. When I realized how much the CPU was cheating I started to cheat back. At the end I lost anyway because how uphill the last part is.😂

  • @Porterhaus94
    @Porterhaus94 3 місяці тому +10

    43:53 - The moment when Jon knew he could not keep the Kathy down

  • @kurowasanabe
    @kurowasanabe 3 місяці тому +29

    ENTER Kathy's true rival.

  • @SapphicFurry
    @SapphicFurry 3 місяці тому +12

    Extremely funny that every UFO up to this point had been positive, only to immediately debuff john. The Dokagods are picking favorites lol

    • @Quilly_DM
      @Quilly_DM 3 місяці тому

      It truly felt targeted lmao.

  • @Tenchigumi
    @Tenchigumi 3 місяці тому +20

    HoboJohnfish's path to victory does not lie in overcoming the odds and clawing to first with strength, cunning, and willpower. No, his only path to redemption lies in abject failure, from where he will embrace cowardice, pop off another Behelit, and attain Darkling once again. From hence shall he rise from his crusty, bottom-feeding form and become a HoboPhoenix, scorching the board at minimum, stealing another castle if the gods will it so. But will HoboJohnfish realize this before it is too late?

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm new here but who is John. I thought he died or something and the only person on this livestream are Kathy (Best Girl), Gabrielle (Rival to Kathy) and Steve with an NPC called HoboCrawfish being the villain of this story arc.
      HoboCrawfish thinks he is Guts in the remake of berserk but he mostly a random jobber who thinks is the main hero but in reality, is just a D ranked villain sidekick who is cosplay as the bad guy. Plus he did dump Shadowheart in Baldur's gate so he just the worst. LoL

  • @wiselcore
    @wiselcore 3 місяці тому +5

    YAY! i keep missing the live streams so this is nice

  • @LimaBravoCharlie
    @LimaBravoCharlie 3 місяці тому +5

    Just by the intro alone, you can perceive that John has some Kaiba levels of competitivity when it comes to Kathy.
    Just like Kaiba, he won't be able to beat his rival once this story is over. And just like Kaiba, the means of time travel might be used in the future to do so.
    However, as anyone watching this knows, luck will always smile towards our protagonist, while laughing towards her bitter adversary.

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 3 місяці тому +2

    Always a bigger fish John, whether that's a random white belt or Kathy.

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 3 місяці тому +1

    that last second legit almost made me drop my food in shock.

  • @rhageduh3149
    @rhageduh3149 3 місяці тому +3

    I literally JUST finished the last video, man I love this so much. Thanks for the uploads man, you make my drives way more doable.

  • @s0niKu
    @s0niKu 3 місяці тому +5

    3:00 Covid really sucks. I got it back in 2020, not bad enough I needed to go to hospital or anything, but to this day I still can't breath properly and doctors can't do anything about it. Don't beat yourself up.

    • @TenjinZekken
      @TenjinZekken 3 місяці тому

      I don't think it's not about not acknowledging that Covid had an effect, but that there are other things to be learned, and that those are the things to focus on.
      For instance, in fighting games, you will always guess wrong sometimes, but you can't chalk up losses to just the 50/50 scenarios. It's about looking at the things that you can control. Even if it's a super close set that was lost off a throw, you should look at the reasons it got that close, not the final guess.
      In League, sometimes you get a terrible teammate that brings everyone down, but focusing on that teammate afterwards doesn't help, instead just look at the things you could've improved on in that game.
      In this case, John acknowledged that Covid had him feeling weird, and a little weak. However,despite that, there were other things that he could choose to learn from. Those being the things he mentioned later. No matter what, unless you're theoretical God, and are perfect, there's always something worth learning. Choosing to cop out on something else, no matter how good or legit a reason it is, doesn't improve you in any way.

  • @Arp1033
    @Arp1033 3 місяці тому +1

    You know, I have been thinking on this series and John and Kathy's relationship and I have come to a realization. Time and again John treats Kathy as his eternal rival, trying every underhanded tactic the game gives him in an attempt to bring her down but is foiled at every turn. John claims to be the best but the results never come in, he is outclassed by Kathy at just about everything. There is heavy Berserk theming to thier rivalry.
    Y'all, I figure it out. It is Kathy-Griffith vs John-Guts.
    It is Kathy-Guts vs John-Corkus

  • @nyatske
    @nyatske 3 місяці тому +16

    There we go, I believe in you John, don't let Katholics (Kathy enjoyers) drag you down!

    • @grotty5214
      @grotty5214 3 місяці тому +8

      @@nyatske How about Katholics?

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nyatskewait, who is John. Oh right the person who is showcasing this video is a NPC named HoboCrawFish. We should try and encourage Hobo but he is A Hobo so.... Wait is he cosplaying as Kathy. LoL

    • @nyatske
      @nyatske 3 місяці тому

      @@grotty5214 Yeah, that sounds great! I'll edit to that

  • @Skyhex
    @Skyhex 3 місяці тому +7

    I love this whole Dokapon drama. it has made my 80 work hours less heavy.

    • @unboundsoul3582
      @unboundsoul3582 3 місяці тому +1

      Holy overtime! Hang in there, friend, those work weeks are never easy but I believe in you.

    • @Skyhex
      @Skyhex 3 місяці тому

      @@unboundsoul3582 Thanks man, I work at tech store so it's not that heavy, but it's a lot hours, thank god i can bring my laptop hahaha

  • @fakeigniz13
    @fakeigniz13 3 місяці тому

    John having existential dread about Kathy, but John has become beneath Kathy's notice.

  • @protomatt_
    @protomatt_ 3 місяці тому

    John's mention of Art Jimmerson (one boxing glove UFC man) gave me a real smile.

  • @enanvigil
    @enanvigil 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly I can't believe I watched someone play this game... but you have made it real fun. I'm going to play with some friends. 🍻

  • @marebear8284
    @marebear8284 3 місяці тому

    Speaking about your bjj experience, it's good to be humbled every once in a while. Sobering reality check that there is still so much to learn and to become proficient at. I've had those moments as a mechanic. There's always a new challenge to knock you on your ass, and that'll just light a new fire under you.

  • @aremel42
    @aremel42 3 місяці тому +4

    The post-Covid drain is well-documented. It's different for everyone. It took me months to regain my full lung capacity after a two-week bout of Covid.

  • @alanguillermo3145
    @alanguillermo3145 3 місяці тому +6

    Not to psychoanalyze John too much, but it's interesting how his Final Gamer persona is all too quick to make excuses for why his plans fall apart and he loses, while real life John is all too happy to learn from a loss and come back better.

    • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
      @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 3 місяці тому +1

      What do we really know about real life John? We always see him on a stage, performing, so I'm not sure we'll ever get to truly know him...

    • @alanguillermo3145
      @alanguillermo3145 3 місяці тому +3

      @@ThomasUfnalCrowlake He explains early in the episode a little about how he is when he takes a loss in BJJ. Thats what I'm basing this on. I'm not claiming to know him.

    • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
      @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 3 місяці тому

      @@alanguillermo3145 fair, sorry

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 3 місяці тому +3

    Kathy and Gabrielle are more that just girlfriends. They're shonen rivals, which means John can't even be the deuterantagonist in his own stream.

  • @jmh8817
    @jmh8817 3 місяці тому +1

    Holy shit that ending is perfect.

  • @KraftLawrence1
    @KraftLawrence1 3 місяці тому +1

    LOL HOLY CRAP that ending

  • @9123498765
    @9123498765 3 місяці тому

    This was streamed on my birthday? Nice.

  • @DupinZz
    @DupinZz 3 місяці тому

    The fking cliffhanger at the end omg

  • @muireannmc1056
    @muireannmc1056 3 місяці тому +1

    I got covid the same time as you and I've had to be signed off work for a while because of it. It really fucked with my energy and cognition. Please rest up and mind yourself. It's hard atm

  • @ObsidianRaiderthe1st
    @ObsidianRaiderthe1st 3 місяці тому +1

    The blood bath continues!!!

  • @rietakumi7315
    @rietakumi7315 2 місяці тому +2

    The rest of the video is great, don't get me wrong, but John saying COVID/his illness isn't an excuse for his first time back at the gym really rubbed me the wrong way. Professional athletes had to retire after contracting COVID, either immediately or months after, because of post-COVID effects. COVID also affects the body in such a way that doctors, scientists, and athletic trainers recommend putting off physical activity after initial recovery to avoid permanent damage to the lungs and body.
    Like, I admire John's resilience and all, but it just struck me.

  • @Vanity0666
    @Vanity0666 3 місяці тому

    The chimpys have been contained in dokajohn kingdom
    Also Inio Asano's most personal work is Downfall which I recommend as well as Dead Dead Demons Dedededestruction

  • @lukesmith8967
    @lukesmith8967 3 місяці тому

    I hear someone other than Kathy destroys John’s game I’m back on the Dokapon wave

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear 3 місяці тому +1

    There is only one solution to the global housing crisis: governments need to build so much decent, affordable housing that landlords have no choice but to lower rental prices in order to attract tenants.

  • @muffinzetta3670
    @muffinzetta3670 3 місяці тому

    Don’t john kathy will never be just a memory

  • @MrCDM6
    @MrCDM6 3 місяці тому

    "Strike for an easy win"
    Well, it wasn't a lie. It was an easy win... just not for the crawfish.

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 3 місяці тому

    If you never want to look silly doing something, you never cared about it in the first place

  • @SamuraIcarus3
    @SamuraIcarus3 3 місяці тому

    This was actually a really good lesson to hear after getting my ass absolutely blasted by Radahn before beating him after 5 days of trying lol

  • @JakB001
    @JakB001 3 місяці тому +1

    I think Kathy is flopping on purpose to let Gabrielle win.

  • @ClintEPereira
    @ClintEPereira 3 місяці тому

    This episode could also have been titled "Lesbians keep winning."

  • @OneBadCap
    @OneBadCap 3 місяці тому

    This series is so episodic it hurts. Also I hope it’s not the best thing to come out of VS Wolves

  • @TeamGhostRyderINC
    @TeamGhostRyderINC 3 місяці тому +9

    So everyone here for Kathy and not this Simp HoboCrawfish who had been the worst player in Dokapon Kingdom ever. We all know that he has to remember that he is the NPC and John must Acknowledged Her as the Tribal Final Gamer.

  • @Jumpingmelonz
    @Jumpingmelonz 3 місяці тому

    I'm surprised John hasn't sat down through Oyasumi Punpun even though he's a big fan of Bojack Horseman.

    • @hunterross3751
      @hunterross3751 3 місяці тому

      Also can't believe he hated Solanin

  • @houxli
    @houxli 3 місяці тому

    I’m in deep.

  • @andyshepard2780
    @andyshepard2780 3 місяці тому +1

    WE ARE SO BACK

  • @Armoraxis
    @Armoraxis 3 місяці тому

    so... Super HoboCrawfish really is the ultimate side character now huh? Everyone else is continuing the main story, Kathy forgot all about him and is now having an epic saga with Gabriel, even Steve is doing pretty good as he goes through his own arc of self improvement
    then you have John, who even when they assume the role of a villain, is just a minor foot note in everyone else's story...

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 3 місяці тому

    Don't buy that cliffhanger for a minute, Kathy's been in first the whole game. From my understanding, surely she can't even become the darkling.

  • @Kydrou
    @Kydrou 3 місяці тому

    Huh. No sabía que Nemupanart era del mejor país de Chile. Piola.

  • @halfhero
    @halfhero 3 місяці тому

    I missed some of the workshopping, did we discuss dokozuna?

  • @mthsdcs
    @mthsdcs 3 місяці тому

    Please someone tell him about stacking up on spinners

  • @TeamGhostRyderINC
    @TeamGhostRyderINC 3 місяці тому +1

    Could anyone plz let me know if we can get Kathy merch please

  • @ahmedsamak1131
    @ahmedsamak1131 3 місяці тому

    question!
    what happened to "welcome to the smoke house"?

  • @aremel42
    @aremel42 3 місяці тому

    Hey, John. Any advice on moving to Craggy Island?

  • @MrDevival
    @MrDevival 3 місяці тому +1

    Inio Asano is a manga god, keep trying

    • @hunterross3751
      @hunterross3751 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, I can get Punpun being a little off-putting at first, but I'm not really sure how he hated Solanin. Hope he gives them another chance someday

  • @CalebBeckettBrooks
    @CalebBeckettBrooks 3 місяці тому

    Is it just me or is Rico Jr. really kinda hot

  • @OtakuforlifeV2
    @OtakuforlifeV2 3 місяці тому

    WABBIT SEASON

  • @turboyabo864
    @turboyabo864 3 місяці тому

    you where not working out or stretching during COVID so you weren't flexible enough, what i found out about dokkapon ...fate is already decided for you so all you can do against computer is surrander or die when you not strong enough

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 3 місяці тому

    Power Poke is the most BS move, is there even a counter against it?

  • @steampunkerella
    @steampunkerella 3 місяці тому

    outplayed by a silly wabbit

  • @queequegtheater6093
    @queequegtheater6093 3 місяці тому

    Wait why the hell would MJF ever NOT be a heel? Who booked this "face MJF" nonsense

  • @jasonlee1337
    @jasonlee1337 3 місяці тому

    For anyone wondering, Dead Dead Demon's Dededede Destruction is the best anime of the year.
    Like, it's really something special.

  • @Triggerhappy938
    @Triggerhappy938 3 місяці тому

    John has no understanding the global south. Typical XD.

  • @maxspecs
    @maxspecs 3 місяці тому +2

    Losing to Kathy will teach John everything he needs to crush Woolie at Dokapon.
    …and still lose to Minh because the Dokage is the true threat.