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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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    in this video my brother and i laugh at strangers on the internet
    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
    Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 390

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  Рік тому +62

    Go to buyraycon.com/gusjohnson for 15% off sitewide! Act now to get your gifts before the holidays! 12/13 - 12/20 Express Shipping on orders over $85!

  • @saltedalmondmilk9051
    @saltedalmondmilk9051 Рік тому +565

    A convenience store reviews episode would probably slap. I’ve had some weird experiences at gas station convenience stores at 3:00 am

    • @ehrenlampcov374
      @ehrenlampcov374 Рік тому

      @RedStar 123 ok Daniel Southwell. have fun with that

    • @axbix
      @axbix Рік тому +4

      I could just imagine the bitterness of liquor store reviews. Or the entitledness of ones from hair salons

    • @genghis_connie
      @genghis_connie Рік тому +2

      @@axbix Hair salons would be epic. One doesn’t f-k up another’s tresses.

    • @ProbablyOnLSD6669
      @ProbablyOnLSD6669 Рік тому +2

      Ahhh haven’t we all?

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Рік тому +1

      I do food reviews while I’m baked af on my UA-cam channel 🥷

  • @Mehmehmeh746
    @Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому +168

    Imagine crapping yourself in a store and then giving them a bad review for it.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Рік тому +20

      This reminds me of when I worked in a store. A mother came in with her kid asking if he could use the toilet. No problem, we show him where to and talk with the mom in the meantime. She starts a rant about how another time another store denied her son access to the toilet (so this happened more often.. and when the toilet is through the stockroom certian bigger companies here have rules out of safety that won't allow costumers in there, it was never something personal. They even told her about a restaurant nearby where he could go. But mommy was pissed) So, I kid you not, she made the boy poop on the store's doormat! Pulled down his pants and forced him to let it go. This all happened in the middle of a busy shopping street. She told us almost as if she was proud of that, and it was not totally humiliating for her son and a terrible example for conflict resolution. My colleague and I looked at each other and shared a big wtf look. Glad we let him use our toilet, cause just like the other store we had huge doormat :') It's been over 12 years but I still think about this, hope the kid is doing well

    • @Galeboy
      @Galeboy Рік тому +7

      Not to forget announcing to all the yelpers that you shat yourself💀

    • @Mehmehmeh746
      @Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому +11

      @@jonnnnniej Poor bastard’s therapist probably drives a BMW with all the baggage he has

  • @MorgueInTheVoid
    @MorgueInTheVoid Рік тому +89

    Also the Tattoo ink/ Tatooine joke was pure GOLD

  • @morrisbeauregard286
    @morrisbeauregard286 Рік тому +88

    I wanna see the reviews for things that shouldn't even have reviews in the first place, like hydroelectric dams and power plants.

    • @exeggcutertimur6091
      @exeggcutertimur6091 Рік тому +4

      Or businesses that don't have normal customers at all, like consulting firms, or trucking companies.

  • @epluribusunum6622
    @epluribusunum6622 Рік тому +360

    It's so nice to see a father son colab on UA-cam

  • @luketj
    @luketj Рік тому +4

    the only tattoo place in my town is called butches and all of their work is so bad whenever someone sees somebody with a shitty tat they say "that's a butch right there" lmaoooo

  • @evilferris
    @evilferris Рік тому +52

    Do nursing homes and assisted living facilities, please. I'm stuck in one of these because I'm bad at life.

  • @cooperhedger
    @cooperhedger Рік тому +19

    I’m glad that they were able to resolve the intro dispute in a timely manner. It is always important to know when it is time to burry the hatchet, especially amongst brothers.

  • @stevendemayo3631
    @stevendemayo3631 Рік тому +4

    It's absolutely fair to give a bad review if a company has a horrible driver, they're a reflection of the business

  • @totalgoober
    @totalgoober Рік тому +47

    How does someone get a bad tattoo and their first thought is "I gotta get on Google reviews right now"

    • @totalgoober
      @totalgoober Рік тому +8

      @RedStar 123 silence nerd

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Рік тому +3

      I can tell this comment is good because I've already seen bots copy it 3 times

    • @yukononun
      @yukononun Рік тому

      So others don't have a similar experience?

  • @friskydjango8626
    @friskydjango8626 Рік тому +30

    I wish this was an hour long weekly series

  • @LieutenantDonkey
    @LieutenantDonkey Рік тому +12

    small town reviews are some of the greatest videos you make, keep it up gus

  • @FのX
    @FのX Рік тому +11

    Duuude you should do small town retirement home reviews that would be pretty funny

  • @formoney5255
    @formoney5255 Рік тому +5

    gas station reviews. Because, why the hell are people reviewing gas stations in the first place lmao.

  • @warehouselead
    @warehouselead Рік тому +15

    Maybe review pet stores? I can only imagine what kind of high jinks people get into when small animals are involved!

  • @UmmmmmmmWhat
    @UmmmmmmmWhat Рік тому +4

    Liquor store reviews, NH is probably great.
    "If we're not supposed to drink and drive, why are the best stocked state liquor stores at highway rest areas?!?"

  • @mattsmokes2505
    @mattsmokes2505 Рік тому +7

    Oh look guys it’s Guswald Johnson and Americas Funniest Little Brother, Sven! Let’s see what gaffs they get up to in this one! 😂

  • @tullyparker
    @tullyparker Рік тому +11

    The thumbnail of this video convinced me that Sven should audition for Wallace in the next Wallace & Gromit film.

  • @odditygaming5759
    @odditygaming5759 Рік тому +9

    As a tattoo artist, I got so excited when I saw the title 😂 I knew it was gonna be good

  • @Cyril29a
    @Cyril29a Рік тому +2

    1:00 Of course the owner of the parlour is responsible for how his car is driven... How is he not? WTF, reckless driving is stupid and if you own a company you are responsible for your reputation and your reputation is a result of not only the owner's behaviour but of everyone who works there. Serious car brain energy form Sven here.

  • @the19Zabaniyah
    @the19Zabaniyah Рік тому +1

    Hehehe hahaha it's comical because the part in the beginning where you guys are yelling we don't have an intro is the intro *giggle*

  • @drewgates7953
    @drewgates7953 Рік тому +1

    I have a succulent named Sven, I’ve had it since college and i can’t tell if it’s still alive or not but i water it anyway

  • @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
    @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX Рік тому +2

    As someone who lives in the same county I can assure you many people are getting FUCKED UP here. I've had to cover up so much trash for people 💩

  • @C4H10N4O2
    @C4H10N4O2 Рік тому +1

    6:56 That review with the Korone profile picture is just perfect
    I'd kill to have a review like that

  • @rbesfe
    @rbesfe Рік тому +1

    honestly if someone is driving stupidly in a vehicle plastered with their company information I always leave a review about it. More to get the attention of the owner regarding their employee than to pin the blame on the business.

  • @TheFriendshipOnion
    @TheFriendshipOnion Рік тому +2

    THE RAYCON DEAL IS BACK LETS GO!

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment Рік тому +2

    I really like that one patrons idea that if Trump was president it would have had a profound impact on her tattoo experience.

  • @catweaselttv
    @catweaselttv Рік тому +2

    Christmas came early!

  • @freshIight
    @freshIight 11 місяців тому +1

    That "tattoo ink" Star Wars joke was funny as fuck😂😂😂😂
    I just can't

  • @dantebenedetti8095
    @dantebenedetti8095 Рік тому +1

    Someone with a Korone pfp saying "vote for Trump," on top of being married to someone named Ortum, is something I thought I would never see

  • @patrickwhite4449
    @patrickwhite4449 Рік тому +3

    This has to be one of the best channels for ads! They are so funny and probably the only ones I don’t skip other than “internet historians” ads.

  • @heavymetalgaming7145
    @heavymetalgaming7145 Рік тому +2

    yeah but can the raycon ear buds survive you climbing a tree drinking miller lite in god's country

  • @dburris718
    @dburris718 Рік тому +2

    Do something different, like mechanical contractors, HVAC, plumbers and electricians. As a tradesman myself, I can only imagine the hilarious awful reviews some of my “peers” must have gotten

  • @ezrabortner1035
    @ezrabortner1035 Рік тому +4

    Best UA-camr alive

  • @Yoink-fj8gu
    @Yoink-fj8gu Рік тому +13

    Hey gus just wanted to say I love these videos and all your skits please keep them up!

  • @ImpsDelight
    @ImpsDelight Рік тому +2

    Absolutely love the room you guys filmed this in.

  • @Lil_Eggroll
    @Lil_Eggroll Рік тому +3

    You could do a pawn shop

  • @yogurtlord926
    @yogurtlord926 Рік тому +5

    How about reviews for those trampoline gyms that charge you 40 bucks an hour. Waterparks? Theme parks? maybe a small town reviews: roadside attractions edition? there you go. enough content for a year. go nuts

  • @daskleinegluck4553
    @daskleinegluck4553 Рік тому +2

    After your Twitchstream this was exactly what I was looking for 😊✌️.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 23 дні тому +2

    Sven looks swedish and gus looks midwestern they fit their names wel.

  • @NutsItsBerserkinTime
    @NutsItsBerserkinTime Рік тому +22

    Gus is pretty attractive in a dad kinda way ngl

  • @ethanterronez7674
    @ethanterronez7674 Рік тому +2

    Small town bait store reviews

  • @joostfloot5279
    @joostfloot5279 Рік тому +5

    I bet pet stores will have some funny reviews
    Edit: bingo halls or community centers might be great too, I expect some feud between the citizens.

  • @lordmcfuzz
    @lordmcfuzz Рік тому +1

    Company vehicles are the responsibility of the owner.

  • @martinsonnebornii309
    @martinsonnebornii309 Рік тому +2

    do hotel reviewz next or im stealing your other kidneys too

  • @zubrhero5270
    @zubrhero5270 Рік тому

    "Karma will get you a hole" about a piercer with a bad attitude...
    Surely that's just unintentional genius wordplay, right?

  • @ForRealEditzzz
    @ForRealEditzzz Рік тому +2

    Bro is no one gonna talk about the creepy way sven was staring at the camera at 0:11

  • @andrewdobosz3682
    @andrewdobosz3682 Рік тому +6

    Dispensaries in small towns or just in general gotta be pretty funny

  • @mattimotion
    @mattimotion Рік тому +2

    I feel so at home whenever I hear the iconic intro! :)

  • @Shepper99
    @Shepper99 Рік тому +2

    Why does sven look like he had the baby face filter enabled

  • @AdamT69
    @AdamT69 Рік тому +2

    What are you on about with the Roman numerals. How is that a full sleeve. MM is literally 2000.

  • @FlavoredCrayon
    @FlavoredCrayon Рік тому +2

    Would love to see one on pharmacies!

  • @alastor6673
    @alastor6673 Рік тому +1

    One of my friends got a tattoo that he thought said “ink” in Japanese, he thought that “inkie” was ink, it actually means “penile”

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Рік тому +10

    This is such a fun recurring series. 👍

    • @anonconspicuous6910
      @anonconspicuous6910 Рік тому +2

      I love these! put the new Red Letter Media review on hold, which says a lot

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez Рік тому +1

      @@anonconspicuous6910 I’ll check that out! (:

    • @anonconspicuous6910
      @anonconspicuous6910 Рік тому +1

      @@thegodofpez They have been the best movie reviewers for like 14 years on UA-cam. You really need to check out Red Letter Media. They have "Half in the bag" where they talk about new movies, "Best of the worst" where they watch bad movies (my personal favorite, Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone and a lot of other older stars guest host), "Re:view", where they look into movies they like, "Talk about movies" where they talk about movies that don't fit the other shows, and a few other joke skits mixed in. You must have seen a Red Letter Media meme at some point.

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez Рік тому +1

      @@anonconspicuous6910 Sweet, I appreciate the heads up! 🤟I’m always looking for stuff like this. 🍻

    • @anonconspicuous6910
      @anonconspicuous6910 Рік тому

      @@thegodofpez Me too, do you have any UA-cam channels you'd like to share? UA-cam keeps recommending the same stuff. I'm a PenguinZ (Charly) fan, and most everything tangentially related to him I'm recommended to watch, and subbed to many. "Your movie sucks" and " Ralph the movie maker" are my other favorite movie reviewers.

  • @nicolefancy69
    @nicolefancy69 Рік тому +5

    Review dollar generals, I work across the street from one and I swear to God there's always something wild going on in there. Every small town has one

  • @ZesuRodriguez
    @ZesuRodriguez Рік тому +1

    that intro, comedy gold.

  • @huntercook5939
    @huntercook5939 Рік тому +4

    I’m here for the small town reviews let’s go baybee

  • @JTwelder.
    @JTwelder. Рік тому +4

    When are we going to get a Gus and Sven podcast?

  • @dutchdragon443
    @dutchdragon443 Рік тому +4

    i love the small time review videos glad you uploaded a new one

  • @CubCadetMan71
    @CubCadetMan71 Рік тому +1

    I got bored and looked up reviews for all the Dollar Generals in some of the bad parts of my hometown. Definitely got some laughs.

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog Рік тому +2

    The despicable me tattoo was pretty ridiculous, but if I could get just the de nefario it would be so cool

  • @thomasmeagher8941
    @thomasmeagher8941 Рік тому +2

    KEVIN WE HAVE TO COOK

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 Рік тому +2

    02:54 Very much no, Sven, go learn roman numerals. Also, see Gus's video on royalty free superheroes where they touch on roman numeral shenanigans because that's a blast

    • @majorpwner241
      @majorpwner241 Рік тому

      On the other hand, when you're only at like 38 it's already 7 figures.

  • @Emtmiller
    @Emtmiller Рік тому

    No regerts
    “Your not yourself when you haven’t had your snickers”

  • @blablableble6200
    @blablableble6200 Рік тому +2

    sven looks like he bites

  • @AdmiralNoAim
    @AdmiralNoAim Рік тому +7

    While Gus was streaming, he told me to leave a comment and let's be honest; who could say no to such a handsome boi

  • @hunterbiden9510
    @hunterbiden9510 Рік тому +1

    I appreciated "Tattoo-ink" Gus

  • @ottosayshey
    @ottosayshey Рік тому +2

    I need more of these videos

  • @plunaticz
    @plunaticz Рік тому +1

    I love the “when god series”

  • @jol6570
    @jol6570 Рік тому +1

    Small town schools... Former students like to rant about their old school in google reviews

  • @davewhite756
    @davewhite756 Рік тому +2

    Best creator on UA-cam

  • @thecertifiedpiney
    @thecertifiedpiney Рік тому +1

    Have y’all done small town car washes?

  • @KurtFz09
    @KurtFz09 Рік тому +1

    Pawn Shop reviews could probably be pretty entertaining 😂

  • @anorakblazier
    @anorakblazier Рік тому +1

    10 / 10 Best intro ever

  • @enjoshi-godrez8775
    @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому +3

    Never thought I'd see a gus johnson video get less than 100k views in 4 days. Wild times.

  • @triple151621
    @triple151621 Рік тому

    Worst Reviewed Skydiving Businesses would be a banger.

  • @Emtmiller
    @Emtmiller Рік тому +2

    Gus has DRIP

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies Рік тому +1

    Coast to coast small town subway reviews?

  • @ramz3214
    @ramz3214 Рік тому +18

    this is god tier content right here

  • @sandymelon
    @sandymelon Рік тому +1

    that might have been the best intro i’ve ever seen.

  • @ogsu9250
    @ogsu9250 Рік тому +1

    Why did this feel so creepy? Maybe I'm high.
    Maybe this needs a meat canyon animation to bring my thoughts to life

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 Рік тому +1

    Byron shits himself and doesn’t take responsibility 😂

  • @kcrambler4426
    @kcrambler4426 Рік тому +1

    Gus, would you rather have:
    Unlimited bacon
    or
    Unlimited video games and no games?

  • @Dipshit1900
    @Dipshit1900 Рік тому +1

    Please help, every time he talks to Sven I think he’s talking to me. My name is Svenn

  • @ellie1903
    @ellie1903 Рік тому

    lmao tough crowd 😭😂

  • @grugbug5615
    @grugbug5615 Рік тому

    a golf course review episode would be fire

    • @grugbug5615
      @grugbug5615 Рік тому

      i can imagine one of the reviews being "i was pelted relentlessly by golf balls" lmao

  • @AA-rc1ny
    @AA-rc1ny Рік тому

    Worst reviewed Gun Ranges might be interesting lol

  • @Rabcup
    @Rabcup Рік тому +1

    You should review pizza shops in rural Indiana lol

  • @anniehershel815
    @anniehershel815 Рік тому +2

    The music is so chaotic I love it

  • @anniehershel815
    @anniehershel815 Рік тому +2

    I dig the wall the decor

    • @colinbrinkley
      @colinbrinkley Рік тому +2

      This is is Skyrim House! He uses this room for streaming a lot of the time

  • @zdowns913
    @zdowns913 Рік тому

    4:28 "immediately punches drywall"

  • @tech6985
    @tech6985 Рік тому

    WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE PERSON WITH THE ANIME PROFILE PICTURE THAT IS CENSERVATIVE

  • @wbbooth
    @wbbooth Рік тому

    Luke Skywalker watching the twin setting suns of Tattoo Ink

  • @brannonhamman7791
    @brannonhamman7791 Рік тому +1

    Do like a cemetery or a place that sells head stones! 😂

  • @KuriusOranj
    @KuriusOranj Рік тому +2

    I think Gus and I have the same phone and case. I guess that's because we're both suave 50-something men (I'm 54). :)

  • @finnireland859
    @finnireland859 Рік тому +2

    Fuck yeah as a long time veiwer and tattoo artist im so fukn stoked. Even sven here, im in heaven

  • @shepdog9871
    @shepdog9871 Рік тому

    As a Kyle, I am so disappointed in so many Kyle's in this country.

  • @abtg2807
    @abtg2807 Рік тому +2

    Love you both. Love the videos

  • @steffenluhn9992
    @steffenluhn9992 Рік тому +1

    We just NEED a Gun Store review