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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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in this video my brother and i laugh at strangers on the internet
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
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Love this series!
Maybe I will maybe I wont
hi gus
Ye
@RedStar 123 Begone Daniel
A convenience store reviews episode would probably slap. I’ve had some weird experiences at gas station convenience stores at 3:00 am
@RedStar 123 ok Daniel Southwell. have fun with that
I could just imagine the bitterness of liquor store reviews. Or the entitledness of ones from hair salons
@@axbix Hair salons would be epic. One doesn’t f-k up another’s tresses.
Ahhh haven’t we all?
I do food reviews while I’m baked af on my UA-cam channel 🥷
Imagine crapping yourself in a store and then giving them a bad review for it.
This reminds me of when I worked in a store. A mother came in with her kid asking if he could use the toilet. No problem, we show him where to and talk with the mom in the meantime. She starts a rant about how another time another store denied her son access to the toilet (so this happened more often.. and when the toilet is through the stockroom certian bigger companies here have rules out of safety that won't allow costumers in there, it was never something personal. They even told her about a restaurant nearby where he could go. But mommy was pissed) So, I kid you not, she made the boy poop on the store's doormat! Pulled down his pants and forced him to let it go. This all happened in the middle of a busy shopping street. She told us almost as if she was proud of that, and it was not totally humiliating for her son and a terrible example for conflict resolution. My colleague and I looked at each other and shared a big wtf look. Glad we let him use our toilet, cause just like the other store we had huge doormat :') It's been over 12 years but I still think about this, hope the kid is doing well
Not to forget announcing to all the yelpers that you shat yourself💀
@@jonnnnniej Poor bastard’s therapist probably drives a BMW with all the baggage he has
Also the Tattoo ink/ Tatooine joke was pure GOLD
I wanna see the reviews for things that shouldn't even have reviews in the first place, like hydroelectric dams and power plants.
Or businesses that don't have normal customers at all, like consulting firms, or trucking companies.
It's so nice to see a father son colab on UA-cam
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Step dad or step bro, whichever you prefer the kink is there
Get it? Bc he would’ve had a son but he abandoned his fiancé
Gus looks 20 and 40 at the same time
@@Dognuhtz Ooof 😳🤭😂
the only tattoo place in my town is called butches and all of their work is so bad whenever someone sees somebody with a shitty tat they say "that's a butch right there" lmaoooo
Do nursing homes and assisted living facilities, please. I'm stuck in one of these because I'm bad at life.
I’m glad that they were able to resolve the intro dispute in a timely manner. It is always important to know when it is time to burry the hatchet, especially amongst brothers.
Maybe their Mom was the problemsolver 😜.
Yeah always good to know when to berry the hatchet
Just never too deeply, just in case.
It's absolutely fair to give a bad review if a company has a horrible driver, they're a reflection of the business
Agreed.
How does someone get a bad tattoo and their first thought is "I gotta get on Google reviews right now"
@RedStar 123 silence nerd
I can tell this comment is good because I've already seen bots copy it 3 times
So others don't have a similar experience?
I wish this was an hour long weekly series
small town reviews are some of the greatest videos you make, keep it up gus
Duuude you should do small town retirement home reviews that would be pretty funny
gas station reviews. Because, why the hell are people reviewing gas stations in the first place lmao.
Maybe review pet stores? I can only imagine what kind of high jinks people get into when small animals are involved!
Liquor store reviews, NH is probably great.
"If we're not supposed to drink and drive, why are the best stocked state liquor stores at highway rest areas?!?"
Oh look guys it’s Guswald Johnson and Americas Funniest Little Brother, Sven! Let’s see what gaffs they get up to in this one! 😂
The thumbnail of this video convinced me that Sven should audition for Wallace in the next Wallace & Gromit film.
As a tattoo artist, I got so excited when I saw the title 😂 I knew it was gonna be good
1:00 Of course the owner of the parlour is responsible for how his car is driven... How is he not? WTF, reckless driving is stupid and if you own a company you are responsible for your reputation and your reputation is a result of not only the owner's behaviour but of everyone who works there. Serious car brain energy form Sven here.
Hehehe hahaha it's comical because the part in the beginning where you guys are yelling we don't have an intro is the intro *giggle*
I have a succulent named Sven, I’ve had it since college and i can’t tell if it’s still alive or not but i water it anyway
As someone who lives in the same county I can assure you many people are getting FUCKED UP here. I've had to cover up so much trash for people 💩
6:56 That review with the Korone profile picture is just perfect
I'd kill to have a review like that
honestly if someone is driving stupidly in a vehicle plastered with their company information I always leave a review about it. More to get the attention of the owner regarding their employee than to pin the blame on the business.
Same.
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I really like that one patrons idea that if Trump was president it would have had a profound impact on her tattoo experience.
Christmas came early!
That "tattoo ink" Star Wars joke was funny as fuck😂😂😂😂
I just can't
Someone with a Korone pfp saying "vote for Trump," on top of being married to someone named Ortum, is something I thought I would never see
This has to be one of the best channels for ads! They are so funny and probably the only ones I don’t skip other than “internet historians” ads.
yeah but can the raycon ear buds survive you climbing a tree drinking miller lite in god's country
Do something different, like mechanical contractors, HVAC, plumbers and electricians. As a tradesman myself, I can only imagine the hilarious awful reviews some of my “peers” must have gotten
Best UA-camr alive
Who was the best dead UA-camr?
Hey gus just wanted to say I love these videos and all your skits please keep them up!
Absolutely love the room you guys filmed this in.
You could do a pawn shop
How about reviews for those trampoline gyms that charge you 40 bucks an hour. Waterparks? Theme parks? maybe a small town reviews: roadside attractions edition? there you go. enough content for a year. go nuts
arcades and or casinos?
After your Twitchstream this was exactly what I was looking for 😊✌️.
Sven looks swedish and gus looks midwestern they fit their names wel.
Gus is pretty attractive in a dad kinda way ngl
He really is though-
I really like his smile :)
It’s just his shirt
Small town bait store reviews
I bet pet stores will have some funny reviews
Edit: bingo halls or community centers might be great too, I expect some feud between the citizens.
Company vehicles are the responsibility of the owner.
do hotel reviewz next or im stealing your other kidneys too
"Karma will get you a hole" about a piercer with a bad attitude...
Surely that's just unintentional genius wordplay, right?
Bro is no one gonna talk about the creepy way sven was staring at the camera at 0:11
Dispensaries in small towns or just in general gotta be pretty funny
I feel so at home whenever I hear the iconic intro! :)
Why does sven look like he had the baby face filter enabled
Wait he doesn't ?¿?¿?
What are you on about with the Roman numerals. How is that a full sleeve. MM is literally 2000.
Would love to see one on pharmacies!
One of my friends got a tattoo that he thought said “ink” in Japanese, he thought that “inkie” was ink, it actually means “penile”
This is such a fun recurring series. 👍
I love these! put the new Red Letter Media review on hold, which says a lot
@@anonconspicuous6910 I’ll check that out! (:
@@thegodofpez They have been the best movie reviewers for like 14 years on UA-cam. You really need to check out Red Letter Media. They have "Half in the bag" where they talk about new movies, "Best of the worst" where they watch bad movies (my personal favorite, Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone and a lot of other older stars guest host), "Re:view", where they look into movies they like, "Talk about movies" where they talk about movies that don't fit the other shows, and a few other joke skits mixed in. You must have seen a Red Letter Media meme at some point.
@@anonconspicuous6910 Sweet, I appreciate the heads up! 🤟I’m always looking for stuff like this. 🍻
@@thegodofpez Me too, do you have any UA-cam channels you'd like to share? UA-cam keeps recommending the same stuff. I'm a PenguinZ (Charly) fan, and most everything tangentially related to him I'm recommended to watch, and subbed to many. "Your movie sucks" and " Ralph the movie maker" are my other favorite movie reviewers.
Review dollar generals, I work across the street from one and I swear to God there's always something wild going on in there. Every small town has one
that intro, comedy gold.
I’m here for the small town reviews let’s go baybee
When are we going to get a Gus and Sven podcast?
i love the small time review videos glad you uploaded a new one
I got bored and looked up reviews for all the Dollar Generals in some of the bad parts of my hometown. Definitely got some laughs.
The despicable me tattoo was pretty ridiculous, but if I could get just the de nefario it would be so cool
KEVIN WE HAVE TO COOK
02:54 Very much no, Sven, go learn roman numerals. Also, see Gus's video on royalty free superheroes where they touch on roman numeral shenanigans because that's a blast
On the other hand, when you're only at like 38 it's already 7 figures.
No regerts
“Your not yourself when you haven’t had your snickers”
sven looks like he bites
While Gus was streaming, he told me to leave a comment and let's be honest; who could say no to such a handsome boi
I appreciated "Tattoo-ink" Gus
I need more of these videos
I love the “when god series”
Small town schools... Former students like to rant about their old school in google reviews
Best creator on UA-cam
Have y’all done small town car washes?
Pawn Shop reviews could probably be pretty entertaining 😂
10 / 10 Best intro ever
Never thought I'd see a gus johnson video get less than 100k views in 4 days. Wild times.
Worst Reviewed Skydiving Businesses would be a banger.
Gus has DRIP
Coast to coast small town subway reviews?
this is god tier content right here
that might have been the best intro i’ve ever seen.
Why did this feel so creepy? Maybe I'm high.
Maybe this needs a meat canyon animation to bring my thoughts to life
Why u guys smile so wide?
Like IT
Yes indeed
Byron shits himself and doesn’t take responsibility 😂
Gus, would you rather have:
Unlimited bacon
or
Unlimited video games and no games?
Please help, every time he talks to Sven I think he’s talking to me. My name is Svenn
lmao tough crowd 😭😂
a golf course review episode would be fire
i can imagine one of the reviews being "i was pelted relentlessly by golf balls" lmao
Worst reviewed Gun Ranges might be interesting lol
You should review pizza shops in rural Indiana lol
The music is so chaotic I love it
I dig the wall the decor
This is is Skyrim House! He uses this room for streaming a lot of the time
4:28 "immediately punches drywall"
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE PERSON WITH THE ANIME PROFILE PICTURE THAT IS CENSERVATIVE
Luke Skywalker watching the twin setting suns of Tattoo Ink
Do like a cemetery or a place that sells head stones! 😂
I think Gus and I have the same phone and case. I guess that's because we're both suave 50-something men (I'm 54). :)
gus is not 50 something my man
Fuck yeah as a long time veiwer and tattoo artist im so fukn stoked. Even sven here, im in heaven
As a Kyle, I am so disappointed in so many Kyle's in this country.
Love you both. Love the videos
We just NEED a Gun Store review