Weird DM's: Bad Tattoos

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  • @jellosapiens7261
    @jellosapiens7261 3 роки тому +17911

    For "in a frat house, on a dab, never got trained in tattooing," that bumblebee is like the fucking Mona Lisa.

  • @chinnyegbuna1618
    @chinnyegbuna1618 3 роки тому +16009

    they left her on the table, cheeks in the WIND, in front of pete davidson!?!?! i would not have had the mental fortitude to deal with that, kudos to her lmao

  • @ConTejasMusic
    @ConTejasMusic 3 роки тому +9611

    Last girl: "I feel like it's not really that funny, it's just kinda sad"
    Noel: *proceeds to laugh maniacally*

  • @oi3702
    @oi3702 3 роки тому +5793

    she lied there ASS NAKED and they didn’t offer her the blunt?? rude.

    • @calikocat7014
      @calikocat7014 3 роки тому +279

      I was thinking the same thing man like?? Not even gonna offer her any?? Very rude.

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 роки тому +48

      Clearly I've found my people

    • @smsYUKI
      @smsYUKI 3 роки тому +8

      Fr

    • @serena6418
      @serena6418 3 роки тому +43

      ikr i mean they not even gonna pass the blunt?? shameful

    • @Seelen_hirsch
      @Seelen_hirsch 3 роки тому +84

      I was so upset and thought like: "Ngl, I would have fucking ASKED for that blunt already being ass naked serving as fanservice."

  • @Hydroplutomic
    @Hydroplutomic 3 роки тому +5045

    That bee was honestly not horrible, I’m honesty a little impressed after hearing the build up

    • @Rowankeenanx3
      @Rowankeenanx3 3 роки тому +244

      Ngl ive seen so many worse ones from sober professionals, im impressed

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +24

      it honestly would've looked great if the legs and wings were even, and it's still pretty cute as-is. could've been a heck of a lot worse

    • @laurelkendun
      @laurelkendun Рік тому +2

      i think it’s really good lol, granted i dont have any tattoos and i don’t know much about them but to me it looks great

    • @justdatdude
      @justdatdude Рік тому +5

      The tattoo wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t “tattoo parlor quality”. The thing that annoyed me about the whole thing was her taking forever to tell the story. If you’re gonna drag it on like that then it better be a horrible tattoo.

  • @mjwest4968
    @mjwest4968 3 роки тому +6973

    The last girl should write a memoir called “ Ass Out”

  • @emilysteller7069
    @emilysteller7069 3 роки тому +8406

    That last girl sounded like she was 0.2 seconds away from having a full break down for half of her video LMFAOO

    • @sethantoniorodriguez9190
      @sethantoniorodriguez9190 3 роки тому +400

      Bruh I felt bad I just wanted to give her a hug 😭

    • @spoopyjones4870
      @spoopyjones4870 3 роки тому +115

      It's the nerves

    • @pringlewiingle
      @pringlewiingle 3 роки тому +4

      what a surprise seeing you here 💆‍♀️

    • @LadyCastlevania
      @LadyCastlevania 3 роки тому +46

      That’s how I would be lol. Even if I’m not actually feeling nervous mentally, my body always has a physical nervous/anxious response to having to do like a presentation, or telling a story to someone. Especially if it’s going to be sent to a youtuber to react to with millions of followers 😆
      Props to her hahaha

    • @Amy-gc3kb
      @Amy-gc3kb 3 роки тому +52

      I mean if Pete Davidson saw my ass and was like meh and decided to go smoke a blunt with my tattooer, id be on the verge of a breakdown too lmaooo

  • @victoriasouth1783
    @victoriasouth1783 3 роки тому +14563

    The fact that she poked herself the verb “reborn” in french with pen ink, ALSO while munching barbecued chicken and that shit got infected got me howling

    • @og8263
      @og8263 3 роки тому +558

      "wow that's ugly"
      But it's French!
      "Still ugly"

    • @sydbeee9565
      @sydbeee9565 3 роки тому +740

      LMAO i really tried it. It was a sign that i needed to go back to therapy

    • @victoriasouth1783
      @victoriasouth1783 3 роки тому +354

      @@sydbeee9565 to be honest the lines weren’t even that bad! I wouldn’t have done any better, also you got me crying laughing with your story and how nonchalantly you told it

    • @og8263
      @og8263 3 роки тому +133

      @@sydbeee9565 I hope you're ok, infection like that is no joke

    • @fathernicky961
      @fathernicky961 3 роки тому +178

      @@sydbeee9565 girl your writing wasn’t even bad it’s just the fact that you dropped bbq chicken sauce on it and it got infected i’m CRYINGG

  • @Wadaamyy
    @Wadaamyy 3 роки тому +3369

    "So I'm laying there, ass out. Barbeque sauce on my cheeks"

    • @autumn2111
      @autumn2111 3 роки тому +7

      lmaooooo

    • @juliocezarsilva5979
      @juliocezarsilva5979 3 роки тому +60

      This is it. This comment, right here, is the vibe of this whole video.

    • @Wadaamyy
      @Wadaamyy 3 роки тому +1

      @@juliocezarsilva5979 😂🤣

    • @Sir-picklez
      @Sir-picklez 3 роки тому +13

      *in a frat house

    • @hairlesscat6458
      @hairlesscat6458 3 роки тому +38

      “So I’m laying there, chicken in hand. Barbecue sauce on my ankle”

  • @kelseyortega1583
    @kelseyortega1583 3 роки тому +6214

    The unprofessionalism of the artist in the third story has my blood boiling omg

    • @ninanewman3729
      @ninanewman3729 3 роки тому +134

      We need to know who it was

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 3 роки тому +245

      @@ninanewman3729 not gonna say his name but if you look up "heart eye tattoo" you may or may not be able to find the same picture of the tattoo in google images that credits the artist

    • @ninanewman3729
      @ninanewman3729 3 роки тому +17

      @@GoScience123 I always assumed it was Snuffy

    • @tensugarcubes
      @tensugarcubes 3 роки тому +303

      @@Will-gq6gn bro ur just a sociopath I wouldn't leave my client who already waited for 2 hours to go smoke

    • @madaodog__7224
      @madaodog__7224 3 роки тому +187

      @@Will-gq6gn no will i can perfectly say that even if the ninja turtles came to smoke a joint with all my coworkers i wouldn't leave my client with cheeks out on the front of my store lmfao i'm getting paid for my job so i'll do it

  • @taylor1789c
    @taylor1789c 3 роки тому +11192

    That wasn’t a stick and poke at that point, that was an engraving😩

    • @insulinintaker
      @insulinintaker 3 роки тому +772

      It looked like she got branded

    • @hellothere7135
      @hellothere7135 3 роки тому +58

      @@insulinintaker think about what u said and who had the tattoo😂😂

    • @Propertyx
      @Propertyx 3 роки тому +134

      @@hellothere7135 yooo racist lowkey

    • @xnfect5636
      @xnfect5636 3 роки тому +106

      @@Propertyx that was more highkey than lowkey

    • @drippypolly9185
      @drippypolly9185 3 роки тому +29

      @@Propertyx your name goes along with what he said😂

  • @Carols989
    @Carols989 3 роки тому +2904

    oh yea, nothing better than hearing "o Fuck." while getting a tattoo

  • @brandonolsen579
    @brandonolsen579 3 роки тому +16193

    Caroline’s story is so real. There is no climax, no conclusion. She was just in a very embarrassing situation and was too polite to do anything about it... and then left. We love you Caroline, you deserved better.

    • @samspiano7070
      @samspiano7070 3 роки тому +30

      +1

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 3 роки тому +207

      shes a real one

    • @mariahhanson9396
      @mariahhanson9396 3 роки тому +170

      we all see parts of ourselves in Caroline 🙏🏼

    • @Veeena
      @Veeena 3 роки тому +53

      But that's not even being polite imo, that's just disrespecting yourself for not speaking up
      I'm not at all saying it's her fault, fuck no but she should have said something

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 3 роки тому +479

      Vi H she was probably mortified? you should be more concerned about the employees that didn't cover her

  • @oliver2746
    @oliver2746 3 роки тому +12459

    last girl realized about halfway through that she was telling a trauma story 😭😭

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 роки тому +974

      She said I don’t know I guess that’s not funny that’s just kinda sad 😭 💀

    • @user-yr9ts1fh4b
      @user-yr9ts1fh4b 3 роки тому +1171

      her voice was shaking i was waiting for her to start crying lmao

    • @Sif_theGreatGreyWolf
      @Sif_theGreatGreyWolf 3 роки тому +84

      My heart! 😭😭

    • @adilhossain2730
      @adilhossain2730 3 роки тому +25

      @@user-yr9ts1fh4b right 😭

    • @fidyldounmccree
      @fidyldounmccree 3 роки тому +15

      Why do Carolines always do that

  • @bichen-up-ur
    @bichen-up-ur 3 роки тому +3889

    Imagine if Pete Davison went home and wrote an SNL skit about it

    • @alyssadurante8739
      @alyssadurante8739 3 роки тому +7

      Love the mo dao zu shi pfp and username🤗🔥

    • @jacobsaggypoo9809
      @jacobsaggypoo9809 3 роки тому +37

      Not to be that person, but to be that person, he doesn't write.

    • @lepotato135
      @lepotato135 3 роки тому +17

      Man that would be so disrespectful to the woman and what she went through. To treat it like a joke.

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 роки тому +5

      @@jacobsaggypoo9809 not for snl, at least.

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 3 роки тому +6

      No one watches that shit anyways

  • @jensen9216
    @jensen9216 3 роки тому +11329

    if there was a list of things NOT to do when doing a stick and poke, this girl did all of them

    • @sydbeee9565
      @sydbeee9565 3 роки тому +550

      Yeah I made sure to cross them all off the list

    • @Dinanysos
      @Dinanysos 3 роки тому +467

      i wouldn't have even thought of putting "don't smear barbecue sauce in the tattoo wound" on the list, yet homegirl did it anyway
      I really wanna know whether that carelessness was out of zero fucks left to give or because she really believed in her guardian angel

    • @smactork
      @smactork 3 роки тому +43

      That girl was stupid as fuck

    • @farukcavkunovic5275
      @farukcavkunovic5275 3 роки тому +17

      @@sydbeee9565 u made me more afraid of doing my shit homemade style, but ill still do it hopefully, i just need to figure out what ink i need

    • @CodyBrook
      @CodyBrook 3 роки тому +35

      @that guy over there nobody asked

  • @themayojar6295
    @themayojar6295 3 роки тому +6902

    you know the story is either gonna be crazy or sad when it starts with the
    “so i just got out of break up” line

  • @GamerSisters
    @GamerSisters 3 роки тому +11244

    Yo the last person was Fucking me up not only because of the story but like also she sounds like she's constantly about to cry? Like that's probably just how her voice is but it makes the story so much more was and disrespectful lol

    • @emanuel5854
      @emanuel5854 3 роки тому +495

      Idk if She's tryna get us to feel bad for her but this shit is hilarious I was laughing my balls off

    • @burcuergenc9507
      @burcuergenc9507 3 роки тому +490

      My anxiety went up because of her

    • @olgaroxtea
      @olgaroxtea 3 роки тому +322

      i watched this 2x speed and her voice was trembling so much it was like she was about to cry lmao i feel so bad for her 😂

    • @emanuel5854
      @emanuel5854 3 роки тому +95

      @@olgaroxtea you could tell she was trying not to cry on normal speed😂

    • @olivialonardo367
      @olivialonardo367 3 роки тому +7

      I thought the same thing 😂😂

  • @Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbi
    @Bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbi 3 роки тому +1049

    "TOOK THE SKIN OFF A MINION" TOOK ME OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @martinapassaggi6058
      @martinapassaggi6058 3 роки тому +26

      At first I thought the tattoo was kinda cool, but Noel's comment SENT ME LMAO I CANT UNSEE THAT NOW

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual 3 роки тому +2

      *foreskin lmaoo

  • @glock-kay
    @glock-kay 3 роки тому +1522

    Last girl literally was about to breakdown😂shit must be traumatising as fuck😭😭

  • @501BlakeG
    @501BlakeG 3 роки тому +6567

    “Idk how he was cleaning the tool” you could get a lot worse than an infection Riley.. coulda got alotttt of different diseases

    • @lamppuu1
      @lamppuu1 3 роки тому +243

      Yep, that was my first thought aswell.. like did he change the needle in between making the tattoos. Yikes!

    • @501BlakeG
      @501BlakeG 3 роки тому +43

      @@lamppuu1 it’s a scary thought!

    • @Blue-wz5um
      @Blue-wz5um 3 роки тому +257

      Yeah she should probably get tested like what if she got hepatitis or something she could have some kind of blood disease and not even know

    • @bigcody2657
      @bigcody2657 3 роки тому +142

      Thats what I was thinking, she could've literally gotten Aids for all she knows.

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 3 роки тому +79

      Hepatitis, staph infections, any number of things

  • @HLe-sn4qu
    @HLe-sn4qu 3 роки тому +6822

    I feel so bad for Carolyn, she must have felt so humiliated. They should have covered her up and attended to her better, no one should feel uncomfortable like that.

    • @charliegambill1904
      @charliegambill1904 3 роки тому +25

      *bonk*

    • @peterscherschligt3260
      @peterscherschligt3260 3 роки тому +231

      she did say she didnt want the divider, i do agree they shouldnt have left her tho

    • @anthonyparente3040
      @anthonyparente3040 3 роки тому +9

      Simp

    • @kamillakilla
      @kamillakilla 3 роки тому +25

      Nah she was enjoying the attention and that’s why she shared the story too, trust

    • @avery3938
      @avery3938 3 роки тому +176

      @@anthonyparente3040 simp bc she feels bad for sum1

  • @2kjae789
    @2kjae789 3 роки тому +2427

    The last one sounded like she was gonna break out in tears the entire time

    • @14halogod
      @14halogod 3 роки тому +97

      straight up like in 10% panic attack mode the whole time

    • @lbz6412
      @lbz6412 3 роки тому +50

      some people also have shaky voices

  • @korubaka
    @korubaka 3 роки тому +2359

    14:16 It means "being reborn" in french, but ironically it looks more like its at it's last breath

  • @derekhebert5403
    @derekhebert5403 3 роки тому +28121

    starting women's history month on a high note

    • @embadly
      @embadly 3 роки тому +113

      hebert? 👀

    • @kazco8910
      @kazco8910 3 роки тому +96

      NAHHHH💀💀💀💀💀

    • @moichibb
      @moichibb 3 роки тому +147

      Don't do it to us like that bruh 🤣

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 3 роки тому +29

      Literally, in that first story.

    • @nicholasr-m1631
      @nicholasr-m1631 3 роки тому +14

      OMG NOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @craigrobertson8476
    @craigrobertson8476 3 роки тому +869

    Smoking a blunt in front of a customer and leaving you with your pants down deserves at least a free tat and an apology. I'd make sure never to go back there and tell people about your experience

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 3 роки тому +21

      truly, that’s,,, that’s fucked

  • @beet7330
    @beet7330 3 роки тому +3741

    When Noel said “I wanna know how it smelled” I physically recoiled

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight 3 роки тому +2265

    Duuuude chick with the bbq chicken diy stick and poke is lucky she didn't end up losing her foot. Tattoos are open wounds, treat that shit like it's surgery and keep it sterile af

    • @reffyweffy
      @reffyweffy 3 роки тому +171

      Coulda given herself a fucking blood infection, etc.
      So much bad shit that could happen :/

    • @cheetahlisious00
      @cheetahlisious00 3 роки тому +140

      It sounds like she was in college when she did this and I’m so confused how she was that old and had no idea you’re not supposed to be so careless with stuff like tattoos

    • @jonathalon6022
      @jonathalon6022 3 роки тому +78

      @@cheetahlisious00 especially when you look at a tattoo parlor and it's like a surgical theatre lol

    • @LanceWillMakeIt
      @LanceWillMakeIt 3 роки тому +3

      @@cm9666 lmao

    • @hrgbjcarlos3346
      @hrgbjcarlos3346 3 роки тому +2

      @@cm9666 no they ain’t 💀

  • @zz7733
    @zz7733 3 роки тому +1372

    Girl: He admitted to messing up while he was giving me the tattoo.
    Noel: **cackles like a fucking hyena**

  • @MsReiPie
    @MsReiPie 3 роки тому +11430

    girl with the bee tattoo here, i’m getting it touched up this weekend! shoutout blake

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 роки тому +355

      I hope it turns out good! Are you getting additions to it or just straightening the lines and shading?
      Off topic, I cannot stop staring at that poster on the top corner of your wall above the band posters and I can’t figure out what I’m looking at. lmao Please tell me what that poster is. It reminds me of a Salvador Dali painting or something, but like a nightmare version. Lol

    • @MsReiPie
      @MsReiPie 3 роки тому +556

      @@doubtful_seer I think what you're looking at is a poster that I actually designed myself for electric forest! I'm in school for graphic design!

    • @GuhbsBeats
      @GuhbsBeats 3 роки тому +99

      @@MsReiPie dude your dope ! Do you have a page for designs ?

    • @sidmenon8470
      @sidmenon8470 3 роки тому +61

      Hahahaha Noelle's reaction to your vid was gold!

    • @gavilevin6566
      @gavilevin6566 3 роки тому +135

      Props Reilee
      You and Noel really made me laugh , in sure the bee touch up looks great now coz weed guy all things considered didn't do too bad
      Hope you in a better place rn

  • @mahparakhan8396
    @mahparakhan8396 3 роки тому +2019

    We talked for hours 🤩
    Whole time arm looking like the underside of a school desk

  • @jamesmontalvo1008
    @jamesmontalvo1008 3 роки тому +759

    The last girl sounds like when you’re describing the situation to your parents but it just makes you sad and you’re trying not to cry so you can finish the story

  • @marvelouslee4427
    @marvelouslee4427 3 роки тому +438

    These had me cackling while feeling guilty. Like, “high frat boy”, “deadly bbq stick and poke”, and “ass out & ignored ft. Pete Davidson” are all hilarious stories but I am legitimately concerned for all three of these ladies. Especially the last one. She needs a hug.

  • @littlerileyg
    @littlerileyg 3 роки тому +521

    as a tattoo artist that second story fucking killed me, homegirl went wrong every step of the way

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 3 роки тому +8

      For real, like I've been around for some barracks tattoos with a tattoo gun the dude got off amazon; and even with that being as dumb as it sounds, it was real ink, a real gun, with nitrile gloves and alcohol wipes. Infection is no joke, especially when you're making hundreds of tiny punctures on someone's skin.

  • @blu7346
    @blu7346 3 роки тому +5739

    this video is way more important than spanish class

  • @raphaelcosta1293
    @raphaelcosta1293 3 роки тому +825

    Second woman gave herself a prison tat like wtf

  • @rcouch5670
    @rcouch5670 3 роки тому +1420

    “Renaître” is Reborn in french which definitely adds to the horror movie title allure

    • @cyberstasis158
      @cyberstasis158 3 роки тому +12

      It's even better when Noel mentioned Ari Aster's Hereditary, because one of the soundtracks in the movie (the one everyone recognizes) is called "Reborn"

    • @rcouch5670
      @rcouch5670 3 роки тому +1

      @@cyberstasis158 genius. its all coming together

  • @LionOfGondor
    @LionOfGondor 3 роки тому +272

    the girl who did it herself, she legit carved herself, tatts don't push in the skin or cut it apart, like damn her dedication is impressive

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 роки тому +11

      Idk, she might’ve done it technically fine, but the infection and rejecting the ink caused the… Uh… 3D effect.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 роки тому +15

      The dedication tho 💀 She didn’t let nothing stop her. Hungry? Fuck it, get some chicken. BBQ sauce on the tat? Yeah, yeah, moving on

  • @nickie2483
    @nickie2483 3 роки тому +212

    Caroline was fighting demons in real time as she was telling that story 😭

  • @succulentboi676
    @succulentboi676 3 роки тому +1373

    Props to Caroline for holding that shit in and sharing that shit with everybody

  • @aishipar1849
    @aishipar1849 3 роки тому +1502

    The barbeque girl has balls of steel to even go past that idea
    *And guys don't do drugs.*

    • @sydbeee9565
      @sydbeee9565 3 роки тому +102

      Maybe the problem was that I wasnt doing ENOUGH drugs

    • @Alessandro-vl8bu
      @Alessandro-vl8bu 3 роки тому +27

      @@sydbeee9565 oh shit it’s her

    • @bellab2662
      @bellab2662 3 роки тому +13

      @@sydbeee9565 that work was still really impressive though! even though it was a bad idea, you clearly have real talent lol

    • @kemidada6371
      @kemidada6371 3 роки тому +7

      unrelated but ur pretty

    • @machete660
      @machete660 3 роки тому +1

      @@sydbeee9565 loved your laugh in this video man you told this story like a soldier

  • @Ghost-nl7wd
    @Ghost-nl7wd 3 роки тому +5560

    "Of course I want Pete Davidson to see my ass, but in a more romantic setting, perhaps" HAD ME SCREAMING DFNHBIWSUE THAT'S SUCH A MOOD

    • @allison2153
      @allison2153 3 роки тому +41

      SAME LMFAOO

    • @machete660
      @machete660 3 роки тому +196

      The way she curled her hair behind her ear when she said that too 🥺

    • @idkhtcmsitt
      @idkhtcmsitt 2 роки тому +1

      I died.

  • @Dominiquemay13
    @Dominiquemay13 3 роки тому +572

    When she said “a more romantic setting perhaps” I felt Noel die a little

    • @MrBebras007
      @MrBebras007 3 роки тому +1

      Damn didn't know noel has some fine viewers

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 3 роки тому +40

      I didn't know people could be so thirsty in a comment section

    • @MrBebras007
      @MrBebras007 3 роки тому +1

      @@justSunny7 hey, people are thirsty everywhere

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 роки тому +8

      @@justSunny7 seriously? The amount of people that slobber over Noel in the comments and you call _this_ thirsty?

  • @fritochilipey
    @fritochilipey 3 роки тому +388

    I’m CRYYYING THE DAB BLINKING BIT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT i’ve EVER SEEN

    • @ryanappelbaum8168
      @ryanappelbaum8168 Рік тому +1

      Bro I’m with you I’m in tears too. So damn funny

  • @wayne0075
    @wayne0075 3 роки тому +1211

    Bro I kinda got angry on that girls part for the last story, imagine you pay a dude to give you a tattoo and not only does he start 2 hours after the time he was supposed to, he gets up mid-tattoo and just leaves to go smoke a blunt. Honestly, I don't think the pain would be enough to keep me from getting up and pissing all over this dude's equipment.

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +95

      and there’s a fucking celebrity right there too 😭😭

    • @machete660
      @machete660 3 роки тому +53

      Gotta save the fit throwing for once the tat is done man because if you do it halfway through then he’ll just fuck up your tattoo or not finish

    • @littlerileyg
      @littlerileyg 3 роки тому +53

      you also legally have to put up a barrier when you're tattooing private areas 😭 so many artists are unprofessional as fuck

    • @davidshipley4676
      @davidshipley4676 3 роки тому +11

      Some tattoo artists are cool. Some are the biggest drug addicted dickheads you'll ever meet. Some are both.

    • @Hey_Zoway
      @Hey_Zoway 3 роки тому +5

      @@machete660 then guess who doesn’t get paid🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @theodobson646
    @theodobson646 3 роки тому +1030

    last chick is either nervous af or crying at that memory god dam

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde 3 роки тому +9

      ¿Por que no los dos? Bc that story is messed up fr

    • @twoozyuzi2215
      @twoozyuzi2215 3 роки тому

      Near the end it was all tears man

    • @jenni4312
      @jenni4312 2 роки тому

      @@yadsewnde dude I quote that too, all the time lmao

  • @loph-of-bread
    @loph-of-bread 3 роки тому +430

    props to the high dude who freehanded the bee

    • @carolinearnold1839
      @carolinearnold1839 3 роки тому +98

      that shit was WAY better than i expected

    • @wertzlegendz1497
      @wertzlegendz1497 3 роки тому +31

      I thought that shit was gonna look like a 3 yr olds drawing

  • @morphogenetic_
    @morphogenetic_ 3 роки тому +283

    When she said she used "pen ink" I thought it was a brand of tattoo ink i didn't know, like PenInk or something , and then it settled in that she used actual pen ink...ink from a pen..... horrifying

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 3 роки тому +7

      i’ve heard ppl use mascara

  • @georgina8699
    @georgina8699 3 роки тому +2071

    popped a quick like to unlock the rest of the vid ☝🏼

  • @Openmouthstef
    @Openmouthstef 3 роки тому +982

    Girl number 3 got hella shake in her voice, mad social anxiety to be on some “whatever I don’t care”. Sounds like me during a class presentation.

  • @WillTheGreatest
    @WillTheGreatest 3 роки тому +1313

    yung bbq over here tryna tatt "reborn" en francais and almost lost a limb

    • @grantpaisley9012
      @grantpaisley9012 3 роки тому +33

      C'est très ironique n'est-ce pas?

    • @DubstepMusique
      @DubstepMusique 3 роки тому +8

      @@grantpaisley9012 ce genre de conneries se passent qu'en Amérique ou bien? Il faut avoir une case en moins pour faire ce que la fille a fait ... je comprends pas le délire de AUTANT vouloir un tatouage.

    • @grantpaisley9012
      @grantpaisley9012 3 роки тому +7

      @@DubstepMusique Mec c'est plus fréquent que nous voudrions dire. Mais ce genre, l'encre dans la peau ?? Non, c'est bizarre, bien sûr

    • @dogwiththeteeth3135
      @dogwiththeteeth3135 3 роки тому +8

      @@DubstepMusique haha yeah dude

    • @log7029
      @log7029 3 роки тому +12

      @@dogwiththeteeth3135 haha dude I’m glad we know French it’s so cool

  • @enough2715
    @enough2715 3 роки тому +148

    The bee tat looked WAY better than what I was expecting

  • @taydemsawyer8488
    @taydemsawyer8488 3 роки тому +167

    THE LAST GIRL SOUNDS LIKE SHES GOING TO CRY

  • @johnferiel9712
    @johnferiel9712 3 роки тому +658

    The last girl feels like she's strugglin not to cry, more power to her

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 3 роки тому +529

    "They took the skin off a minion" I'm dead

  • @cheynac7377
    @cheynac7377 3 роки тому +531

    The last story was sad but I can’t stop seeing the skinned minion tattoo it’s there every time I blink

  • @miyu1960
    @miyu1960 3 роки тому +58

    The last girl sounded like she was gonna cry and I just wanna hug her! They left her ass out and didn’t even offer her a hit!

  • @griffinfields2049
    @griffinfields2049 3 роки тому +449

    Yo are we just going to ignore the fact the first girl said she wanted a flower??

  • @rand7012
    @rand7012 3 роки тому +199

    the best part about the second story is that she knew everything that she was supposed to do in order to do the job properly and she just chose to be not sanitary

  • @taborevans7660
    @taborevans7660 3 роки тому +276

    She said *”It started getting darker”*
    Yeah that’s the molasses in that sauce.

  • @heatherstewart7832
    @heatherstewart7832 3 роки тому +295

    She really got “reborn” tattooed on her ankle in French n almost had her leg amputated 😣

    • @Dastardly_Duo
      @Dastardly_Duo 3 роки тому +25

      She was bout to reborn alright 🤣

    • @seaopal
      @seaopal 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dastardly_Duo reborn in the gulag LMFAO

  • @misskaydawkins
    @misskaydawkins 3 роки тому +57

    The fact that Pete Davidson not only pull tf up but peeked at them cheeks... GURL. 💀🙏🏾

  • @babygrinchbinch
    @babygrinchbinch 3 роки тому +296

    my old friends’ ex has a giant, full-color garfield tramp stamp and it is just as insane as it sounds :/

  • @FreindFrenZy
    @FreindFrenZy 3 роки тому +271

    The skinless minion brings a new sense of fear I can’t describe

  • @crstph
    @crstph 3 роки тому +204

    psa: if u want to avoid being tattooed by the guy in the last story, dont’t get tattooed by @gabetattoos (u can see the tattoo on his insta)

    • @AndriaDarling
      @AndriaDarling 2 роки тому +32

      The real MVP, calling this man out on his shitty lack of professionalism.

    • @c0dex306
      @c0dex306 2 роки тому +22

      Bump this. Ego bigger than his talent for sure. Too many other talented and respectful artists out there to give this bozo your business

  • @cassandra_cassowary
    @cassandra_cassowary 3 роки тому +272

    A "restaurant" in my college town got shut down by the health department because someone was giving someone else a tattoo in the back area and "blood could have possibly splattered onto and contaminated kitchen equipment." Idk how well the tattoo turned out but I don't have a good feeling about that one

  • @lexirosereese6951
    @lexirosereese6951 3 роки тому +303

    yo last girl sounded like she was on the verge of tears the whole video😭☠️☠️

  • @nina.robbs565
    @nina.robbs565 3 роки тому +435

    as someone who does their own stick and pokes, that second story is so stressful. jesus christ, I hope she at least disinfected that needle- you need to sanitize EVERYTHING.
    edit- what the fuck that tattoo is horrifying

    • @cheesycurds9142
      @cheesycurds9142 3 роки тому +48

      Memento mori.

    • @con4478
      @con4478 3 роки тому +77

      "what the fuck that tattoo is horrifying" LMFAOOOOAOOO

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 роки тому +23

      @@con4478 ITS SO BAD I DIDNT REALIZE HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS

    • @jahoobies
      @jahoobies 3 роки тому +27

      So if you're having any instrument pierce into skin it needs to be not sanitized or disinfected but STERILIZED. It seems like semantics but can be the difference between sepsis.

  • @joecoz26
    @joecoz26 3 роки тому +60

    I remember reading awhile back about a guy who got a tattoo on his back. Instead of getting the tattoo he wanted the tattoo artist just wrote “fuck you” on his entire back. Other artists saw it and volunteered to cover it up for free, no charge.

  • @junbug3301
    @junbug3301 3 роки тому +574

    I have a stick and poke my friend gave me of cherries and everyone says it looks like a penis🥲

    • @DianaHernandez-jf5zo
      @DianaHernandez-jf5zo 3 роки тому +32

      Oh no 💀

    • @howdyhorses61
      @howdyhorses61 3 роки тому +23

      Ooh that’s tough

    • @sleepyontime5513
      @sleepyontime5513 3 роки тому +19

      thIS MADE ME PULL A MUSCLE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

    • @junbug3301
      @junbug3301 3 роки тому

      @@sleepyontime5513 HAHA

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta 3 роки тому +8

      It surprisingly hard to keep two cherries on stem from looking a bit penisy. Or maybe I can't draw...

  • @munamused5181
    @munamused5181 3 роки тому +282

    noels laugh brings me so much joy. like wtf dude. who said you could laugh that contagiously.

    • @matamorosa
      @matamorosa 3 роки тому +3

      right!! him just laughing makes me laugh so deep

  • @Didi_1217
    @Didi_1217 3 роки тому +104

    The last girl is my trying not to cry when someone asks me “how are you?”

    • @matamorosa
      @matamorosa 3 роки тому +5

      even worse, "are you ok?"

  • @sxturnkay
    @sxturnkay 3 роки тому +47

    “make this flower”
    “alright ima try” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jarid114
    @jarid114 3 роки тому +25

    “Show me what you want? It doesn’t matter cuz he can’t do it” I died 😂

  • @keepmeinurorbit
    @keepmeinurorbit 3 роки тому +101

    4:20 I love how he says "go ahead" Like if they were on the phone 💀

  • @jmac732
    @jmac732 3 роки тому +141

    buying a tattoo gun in college seems pretty common. my buddy got one and told me i gave probably 15 tattoos but don’t remember giving a single one..

    • @jmac732
      @jmac732 3 роки тому +39

      update: dabs were included and i didn’t even make it to that part of the video when i wrote the first

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 3 роки тому +33

    I really love this evolution of Weird DM’s. Puttin’ a face and voice to the story is a lot better than Noel just reading them. A lot more interactive that way.

  • @am-zj4mq
    @am-zj4mq 3 роки тому +33

    SHE WAS ON THE VERGE OF CRYING AT THE END OF THE VIDEO AND WE AND NOEL WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF OR OUT SHOULD I DAY AT THIS STORY

  • @Bramazane
    @Bramazane 3 роки тому +47

    "show me what you want.... doesn't matter since I can't do it...." I was rolling man!! hahahaha

  • @michellegukhman3262
    @michellegukhman3262 3 роки тому +26

    18:47 "@ss out, no coverage, you got a minion carcass on your leg" bro that made me fall outta bed I was dyinggg

  • @DeeJayAARonYT
    @DeeJayAARonYT 3 роки тому +55

    That last girl was reLIVING that story LMAO you heard the trauma in her voice 💀

  • @romeoreyes3610
    @romeoreyes3610 3 роки тому +102

    Bruh the last chick just deadass sounded like she was gonna cry ANY second and that shit was giving me anxiety lmao

  • @ihateithere87
    @ihateithere87 3 роки тому +23

    Ok that girl was hilarious about a situation that clearly traumatized her.

  • @rachelr3324
    @rachelr3324 3 роки тому +65

    I feel really bad for the girl getting the tattoo. The men knew wtf they were doing. I can tell she wants to cry. I’ll cry with you girl....what they did was horrible.

  • @calebwright1573
    @calebwright1573 3 роки тому +53

    The regret is so evident in the first girl's voice lmaooo

  • @jazzyj7776
    @jazzyj7776 3 роки тому +46

    hahaha I was expecting the kid's frat logo on her leg.. the bee looks really good from a distance

  • @XavierRex_
    @XavierRex_ 3 роки тому +70

    The word on that girls ankle is French for "REBORN" and that somehow makes the situation 10x funnier

  • @liljoe8952
    @liljoe8952 3 роки тому +12

    Whenever a story starts with “I knew this guy in a frat” it doesn’t usually end well.

  • @jjjmmwww
    @jjjmmwww 3 роки тому +13

    i think it’s so fucking funny that the one person who did their own tattoo of the word renaître translates to reborn/resurface because it’s literally what the tattoo did.

  • @sidneyh.l.5890
    @sidneyh.l.5890 3 роки тому +38

    When you tell a story you think is funny and then realize how traumatizing it was half way through...

  • @NoraODonnell
    @NoraODonnell 3 роки тому +286

    gonna get a tattoo that says “EARLY TO NOELS VIDEO”

  • @siennasamuel
    @siennasamuel 3 роки тому +64

    She really said “so naturally I went to get a tattoo” huh 🤣😭

  • @Beardsandbars
    @Beardsandbars 3 роки тому +30

    I don’t know why but when she showed that bee and it was actually better than I expected I died laughing.

  • @agustinamansilla7622
    @agustinamansilla7622 3 роки тому +26

    "that looks like they took the skin off a minion" I CANT BREATHE KSJD

  • @chrisv36
    @chrisv36 3 роки тому +43

    the fact that the second girl didn’t even clean the bottle cap... oh my goddddd

  • @placefantasy1821
    @placefantasy1821 3 роки тому +273

    You should never get a tattoo by someone who isn’t a professional tattoo artist, it can get seriously infected. Like just please pay a professional if you’re getting inked

    • @placefantasy1821
      @placefantasy1821 3 роки тому +2

      @dab or die trying Exactly! I have been going to an apprentice for my pieces for over a year now and it is so affordable AND safe. When you're putting something on your body like that permanently you should always go to someone who knows what they're doing that way you don't risk serious infection or a bad piece

  • @lizkubis6641
    @lizkubis6641 3 роки тому +102

    You should do more topics for this! Like crazy family stories, weirdest teacher experiences, shit like that.

    • @sethg2179
      @sethg2179 3 роки тому

      Have you seen the rest of his weird dm series cuz that's all they are

    • @lizkubis6641
      @lizkubis6641 3 роки тому

      @@sethg2179 yes! I just mean more specific topics, I think it would a hilarious weekly or monthly segment

  • @samueljhagrid
    @samueljhagrid 3 роки тому +30

    so i'm sittin there, barbecue sauce on my ankle....

  • @lauryn8766
    @lauryn8766 3 роки тому +58

    As a tattoo artist every single one of these stories makes me feel ill

  • @charlotteflade1354
    @charlotteflade1354 3 роки тому +70

    i like how you prefaced all of the funny things you were laughing at with “this isn’t funny”