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0:21: wow that right guy from patreon with the amazing name "one shiny boi" looks like a huge chad. Even though he's using a chest plate he got from level 15 at level 43, he must be a god gamer. He also has such a huge brain that contains very important history and lore about a 15-year-old game, and doesn't even bother to help his friend because he clearly just wasn't worthy of being in his presence.
10:00 It's not just Nozdormu who must bless Teldrassil but the other Dragon Aspects (minus Deathwing and Malygos). The Dragon aspects did not bless Teldrassil because they saw the Night Elves wanting Immortality back as a something selfish (something even Malfurion Stormrage would agree with them on).
Malfurion still really had love left for his brother. Seeing him turn into a demon for saving Felwood was probably not a positive trade for him, at all. Moreover, he did it willingly and using demonic powers is against everything Night Elves and especially Druids stand for. Finally, Illidan took the power out of his lust for power and Malfurion and Tyrande both knew that. He used it to beat Tychondrius but it still created yet another threat. To add up to it, Gul'Dan, within the skull's, was trying to corrupt Illidan's mind and it was mere luck that Illidan was somehow powerful enough to ward it off. But it could have been something more powerful than Illidan, which would mean the end of Felwood and probably all of Azeroth. So taking the skull was a huge gamble and the most important fact is that Illidan really only did it for himself.
Regarding the whole "turned into a tree" thing: Xavius was battling Tyrande. Shandris Feathermoon struck him with wooden arrows. Malfurion then influenced the wooden arrows with his powers to grow into a tree and consume Xavius in the process. Its not as stupid as Platinum makes it sound here 😄
I love how most decisions made by pivotal characters in the lore are due to them simply being assholes or idiots. Which I suppose is a bit more like real life than I want to admit...
Honudes Gai I’m pretty sure Warcraft came first and you must have played them on story mode or something because I found wc3’s campaign much harder than the age of empires one.
Honudes Gai there’s actually one in Warcraft 3 reforged.I assumed you played reforged since you found wc3 easy.but hey difficulty can be subjective so maybe I just found wc3 harder than it actually is.
10:05, Because Asmon, Fandral stole a seed from the World Tree post battle, and when Mal and the druids went to slumber. He planted the seed enchanted it to grow into a replacement tree he could control. When Nozdormu said nah, Not blessing, Fandral took is anger out on Logosh, and the emerald dragons that figured out his scheme with the slumbering druids. some of this is in the wow book, some in questlines and books.
I'm literally a runescaper always have been since 2006. But i like watching asmon even though ive only played about 10 hours of wow in my life compared to thousands on runescape. He just seems like a good guy that really loves his game which i can relate!
What I loved about old world 9f warcraft is that the players characters are straight mercs. A lot of the times we used help bad peoples for the sake of rewards and exp. Now we just help the good guys constantly and when you are manipulated is actually part of the quest to kill the npc. While before you don't even know you got tricked/didn't cared and literally could not help to solve the consequences of your actions. Just like when in Duskwood we used yo help the old heremit to create Stitch the abomination. We could fix it by helping killing it, but the quest is officialy over and you get literally nothing by doing so. I don't remember if it drop something tho.
I can vouch... Xavias was turned into a tree and fell into the water as the sundering was happening. At which point an old god helped him. Malfurion tapped into teldrassil and briefly saw all of azeroth at the same time (including multiple evils which he said he would deal with another day... n'zoth, azshara you name it.) and he then defeated xavius by attacking both his physical form and dream form at the same time. The only crappy thing about that book is that they retconned part of it in legion by more or less making it happen again and malfurion doesn't seem to call attention to the fact that it happened previously.
thats not how he got the skull in warcraft III... unless they changed it, in WIII in order to defeat the dread lord he needed more power, thats when he was told of a powerful artifact in the tomb of sargares, I.E. the skull of gulldan, you then track through the tomb get the full get out and then you go kill the dread lord. (the story as to why gulldan's skull is down there is because he went their seeking power and died)
I read quests first time through was really fun but the time it takes to read with all the quests you end up doing the time can add up and make over all level inefficiently
When I started playing in Burning Crusade all I did was read the last paragraph of a quest. Because that is where it would tell you where to go.. usually
To be fair, Nozdormu probably realised giving elves immortality was a bad idea. Looking at how much of the world is fucked up because of them he probably was over the moon someone destroyed his original enchantment.
given the powers Malfurion showed in Stormrage I am convinced he could single handedly defeat any threat to Azeroth.. he just doesnt cause hes fucking lazy lol. seriously though he is over powered as fuck in that book.
i can see the future of wow there will be a great evil and the king of the alliance will be a pandaren and warrior Dps will suck as hunter rise to the top of the meter and in the end every one makes peace with the great evil and the horde and alliance be come one and the void and the light the all become fiends that right there is the future of wow
I mean, WoW lore is just really dumb when you dive down into it, but then again Blizzard did say they are against consistency, so there is a limit to what you can expect if you want anything more than memes or references.
Please if you're gonna talk about what's going on in the video pause it to talk, I cant understand you or the video you're watching when you try to talk over it
Panda's are low IQ and are incapable of running their own nations, they are so stupid they refuse to breed even though they are about to go extinct, how effing stupid
Does Asmon even like the game? I mean... everything sucks! Quests here suck, the world there sucks, this system is bad, that system was better before, that same system was worse before...
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you all prolly dont give a damn but does anyone know a method to log back into an instagram account?
I stupidly forgot my password. I love any tips you can give me!
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@Merrick Nash I really appreciate your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process now.
I see it takes a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
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He turned that guy into a tree, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
That moment you realize the big ass tree that houses the entire raid of Emerald Nightmare is Xavius.
Platinum WoW videos are so good. Always looking forward to these
I read the book. Tyrande is the one who made Malfurion banish Illidan. He didn't want to.
what a bitch, she didn't deserve illidan anyway
I read both the War of the Ancients trilogy and Stormrage and I believe Malfurion would have done it anyway
Tyrande is the wonder women of warcraft
Didn't Illidan like save her dumbass from drowning or some shit?
Fuck the books. That’s not what happened in the game so who cares
0:21: wow that right guy from patreon with the amazing name "one shiny boi" looks like a huge chad. Even though he's using a chest plate he got from level 15 at level 43, he must be a god gamer. He also has such a huge brain that contains very important history and lore about a 15-year-old game, and doesn't even bother to help his friend because he clearly just wasn't worthy of being in his presence.
Dude that guy is SO badass!!!
10:00
It's not just Nozdormu who must bless Teldrassil but the other Dragon Aspects (minus Deathwing and Malygos). The Dragon aspects did not bless Teldrassil because they saw the Night Elves wanting Immortality back as a something selfish (something even Malfurion Stormrage would agree with them on).
Malfurion still really had love left for his brother. Seeing him turn into a demon for saving Felwood was probably not a positive trade for him, at all. Moreover, he did it willingly and using demonic powers is against everything Night Elves and especially Druids stand for. Finally, Illidan took the power out of his lust for power and Malfurion and Tyrande both knew that. He used it to beat Tychondrius but it still created yet another threat. To add up to it, Gul'Dan, within the skull's, was trying to corrupt Illidan's mind and it was mere luck that Illidan was somehow powerful enough to ward it off. But it could have been something more powerful than Illidan, which would mean the end of Felwood and probably all of Azeroth.
So taking the skull was a huge gamble and the most important fact is that Illidan really only did it for himself.
Regarding the whole "turned into a tree" thing:
Xavius was battling Tyrande. Shandris Feathermoon struck him with wooden arrows.
Malfurion then influenced the wooden arrows with his powers to grow into a tree and consume Xavius in the process.
Its not as stupid as Platinum makes it sound here 😄
Makes sense to me as Semi-Lore Understander.
meh
wouldn't having a tree grow inside you...you know...burst your internal organs and kill you? not turn you into a sentient tree?
I love how most decisions made by pivotal characters in the lore are due to them simply being assholes or idiots.
Which I suppose is a bit more like real life than I want to admit...
It makes since warcraft 1 was so pose to be a warhammer game and everyone in warhamner is a dick
Oh man. This is such a good quote
That's it Asmon, you need to do a play through of WC3 Campaign lol
Honudes Gai I’m pretty sure Warcraft came first and you must have played them on story mode or something because I found wc3’s campaign much harder than the age of empires one.
Honudes Gai well two can play at that game dude I don’t believe you beat Warcraft 3 when it came out
Honudes Gai there’s actually one in Warcraft 3 reforged.I assumed you played reforged since you found wc3 easy.but hey difficulty can be subjective so maybe I just found wc3 harder than it actually is.
@Honudes Gai damn bro who the fuck gives a shit
10:05, Because Asmon, Fandral stole a seed from the World Tree post battle, and when Mal and the druids went to slumber. He planted the seed enchanted it to grow into a replacement tree he could control. When Nozdormu said nah, Not blessing, Fandral took is anger out on Logosh, and the emerald dragons that figured out his scheme with the slumbering druids. some of this is in the wow book, some in questlines and books.
9:53 Because he knew Sylvanas would burn down Teldrassil in BfA
He gave immortality to the elves because they were worthy but to come and ask for it shows how unworthy they really are
I'm literally a runescaper always have been since 2006. But i like watching asmon even though ive only played about 10 hours of wow in my life compared to thousands on runescape. He just seems like a good guy that really loves his game which i can relate!
respect
Illidan defeated Tichondrius with a rock bottom 😂
What I loved about old world 9f warcraft is that the players characters are straight mercs. A lot of the times we used help bad peoples for the sake of rewards and exp. Now we just help the good guys constantly and when you are manipulated is actually part of the quest to kill the npc. While before you don't even know you got tricked/didn't cared and literally could not help to solve the consequences of your actions. Just like when in Duskwood we used yo help the old heremit to create Stitch the abomination. We could fix it by helping killing it, but the quest is officialy over and you get literally nothing by doing so. I don't remember if it drop something tho.
I can vouch... Xavias was turned into a tree and fell into the water as the sundering was happening. At which point an old god helped him. Malfurion tapped into teldrassil and briefly saw all of azeroth at the same time (including multiple evils which he said he would deal with another day... n'zoth, azshara you name it.) and he then defeated xavius by attacking both his physical form and dream form at the same time. The only crappy thing about that book is that they retconned part of it in legion by more or less making it happen again and malfurion doesn't seem to call attention to the fact that it happened previously.
thats not how he got the skull in warcraft III... unless they changed it, in WIII in order to defeat the dread lord he needed more power, thats when he was told of a powerful artifact in the tomb of sargares, I.E. the skull of gulldan, you then track through the tomb get the full get out and then you go kill the dread lord. (the story as to why gulldan's skull is down there is because he went their seeking power and died)
1:35 Broken heart
14:30 ay, time is a tangled web
I read quests first time through was really fun but the time it takes to read with all the quests you end up doing the time can add up and make over all level inefficiently
Nozdormu foresaw the purging of Teldrassil, that is why he didn't bless the Nelves the second time...
15:24
Yeah but... Malfurion is the Green Jesus of the Alliance.
Roses are red,
I have a table,
You have a PVP talent slot available.
"The aspects blessed the tree for long life and prosperity"
*2 years later*
"Burn it. BURN IT!"
Xavius became powerful after the tree thing, he doesn't even pay attention lol
legit did that to my friend in classic was explaining the lore while letting him die ...
7:10 when you get the right answer but you didn’t use the formula the teacher wanted you to use
I'll admit the turning Xavius into a tree thing caught me off guard
When I started playing in Burning Crusade all I did was read the last paragraph of a quest. Because that is where it would tell you where to go.. usually
Since I was 12 at the time and had 0clue how shit worked, I did what any kid would do and whipped up the Thottbot
10:56 that timing
sylvanas did nothing wrong, the tree was corrupted!!!
Could be that nzoth had powers from it and it needed to be destroyed to defeat nzoth.
Sylvanas is good
Was cleansed after Fandral was defeated
To be fair, Nozdormu probably realised giving elves immortality was a bad idea. Looking at how much of the world is fucked up because of them he probably was over the moon someone destroyed his original enchantment.
3:57 thats like a mosquito lamp for idiots. Humanity could use something like it.
haha i've always wanted to say this... Poop Suit xD
At the very end is probably the funniest part LOL!
I love how each time Asmon asks shit about the lore =)) makes me laugh every time
Dude Malfurion beat the xavius b4 the whole emerald nightmare thingie Xavius connected to emerald dream after malfurion turned him in to tree
Sooooo Sylvannas did good? cause she destroyed that Nightmare Branche with the burning of Teldrassel aswell right or am i missing something here.
The moral story of all of WoW never let the dragons bless anything...
was the pandaren story before or after kung fu panga tho ?
The story of Illidan & Malfurion kinda remind me of Cain and Abel
Also in quest you try to scare Giant to make him shit even more.
Weapons made from Azharite should inflict pink eye.
given the powers Malfurion showed in Stormrage I am convinced he could single handedly defeat any threat to Azeroth.. he just doesnt cause hes fucking lazy lol. seriously though he is over powered as fuck in that book.
31% i wouldve guessed 3.1%.
Anyone else actually read the quest text as a kid and take forever to hit 60 cuz you’d just walk around and explore?
Wait does this mean that Sylvanas burned a bad tree ?
I Lost it when a uncorrupted Greta C'Thunberg appeared!! 😂😂😂
"bruh.....but you did it wrong" lmao
See Sylvanas did nothing wrong. She was just clearing the corruption by burning the evil tree down.
10:31 the fucking schnoze in chat LMAO
there is always a bigger fish.
Lmfao the greta part...
Asmongold should make a video of him *punching his way from level 1 to 120*
Asmongold: so we have been collecting sh!!it for years...
Me: wow truee
love the content!
Nozdormu probably spoke with his Bro Akatosh about giving immortality to Elves, and he said NOPE, make MAN OP and fuck elves.
What I learn from this video is... CAN DRAGON ASPECT MAKE A TREE NON FLAMABLE??
12:30 .. lmfao
You should watch noble87 for more lord
Is that why Sylvannas burnt the tree ????????
I liked illidan, when I was 14...
Well... malfurion is a better Druid, because Illidan was a mage...
right?
Wrong
So.... Sylvanas was right all along!
So moral of the story is Malfurian sucks, right?
HOYL SHIT i was just questing there
i can see the future of wow there will be a great evil and the king of the alliance will be a pandaren and warrior Dps will suck as hunter rise to the top of the meter and in the end every one makes peace with the great evil and the horde and alliance be come one and the void and the light the all become fiends that right there is the future of wow
hunter becoming top of the meter lmao
I mean, WoW lore is just really dumb when you dive down into it, but then again Blizzard did say they are against consistency, so there is a limit to what you can expect if you want anything more than memes or references.
Wtf does Hawaiian shirts have to do with safaris haha
this guy is everything that´s wrong with the wow community
LOVE IT
Illidan did nothing wrong
So do tyrande and malfurion have a child?
So the banshee queen did nothing wrong. Grow a new world tree with no corruption. Haha jk she evil. But that explains why it was never blessed.
Sooooooooo, one of your favorite sets is, Shit Armor? XD
Asmon is daddy Kapp
bfa good expansion
It hurts me physically when Asmon doesnt know shit about the lore , yet he trash talks it
Love u asmon
Asmondaddy! ❤️
crushinlol.
asmon should play Skyrim on stream, at least 2 hours PepeLaugh
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Bro WaT?
lol im just for the wtf
Please if you're gonna talk about what's going on in the video pause it to talk, I cant understand you or the video you're watching when you try to talk over it
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Panda's are low IQ and are incapable of running their own nations, they are so stupid they refuse to breed even though they are about to go extinct, how effing stupid
Lul
Night elves are trash.
GTFO Asmon, you'd be like "DooooODOOOOD THA'TS A BADASS FUCKIN' STICK, OH MY FUCKIN' GAWD DOOOOOD, LET'S GO BOIS!"
This guy didn't read the books and IS making shit up..
Does Asmon even like the game? I mean... everything sucks! Quests here suck, the world there sucks, this system is bad, that system was better before, that same system was worse before...
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Nope