I just want to say to CaptainSauce if he doesn't know this that UEBS 2 is coming out this fall. For those of you who aren't long time viewers of him like me, UEBS (Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator) was a game sort of like tabs but the units were more serious (most of the time) and the game could handle hundreds of thousands of units. He would do videos of it after the second major version of tabs started dying down in popularity, but then, UEBS showed up. I would appreciate it if you guys could like this comment so it might get notoriety from from our favorite radioactive tomato, CaptainSauce! -Sincerely, Mango Mann
@@newyorkproductions247 That's why i'm tryna get this comment noticed, and remember in 2017 was the last time he did a vid on TABS before the big update, but he still made a videos on that! Never give up, my friend.
It's amazing that the first reaction to someone seeing you on their porch after you ring the doorbell and the open the door is to make the "Hello Neighbor" gasp and pull you right toward their face
Imagine it's 3 AM, you're going for a late night snack, then as you're at the kitchen you hear your bedroom window break and someone yell "GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A GUARD BIRD BUT NOT A DOORSTOP?"
16:46 "Hello sir!Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Harambe?Please don't kiss me!He died for your SINS!!!" *Top moment of the video*
Dangit Capn you're making me contribute and stopping my lazy haze of getting high and watching 90's movies all summer... I started making Paint the town red maps again, Starting with Kindergarten 2, got the map 50% mapped out... Been too long since a PTTR video so now I gotta do my part and make fantastic Thumbnail material :P
Or u could just be patient until he decides to upload another paint the town red video instead of telling him to upload whatever u want him to upload, I mean its his channel, not yours
We, husband and I were just chatting about how much we miss our story telling random game Captain Sauce. Love this so much... And of course any random exploding gas station.
Please make more of Fishing Food or Poly Bridge 2; your commentary on both of those was truly amazing; made my day every time I watched (or rewatched) them.
honestly though what would you do if you spot some guy sprinting around your house runs into you garage swipes you half drunk smoothie and your wrench throws up some deuces and just evaporates with your stuff
Fun fact:It's usually a better idea to break into a house in the middle of the day, when you'll look less conspicuous, most adults will be at work, and most children will be at school.
Cap:not playing paint the town red Paint the town red community: Where's Captainsauce? Me: Playing paint the town red Playing The levels that cap played My soul:.. Me:*kills everyone* Nobody/air:woosh
I'm a Jehovah's witness. I have watched you for a few years now and it really hurt me when you said that. They don't go to your door to be mean, they do it because they think they are telling people something pure and good. All you have to do is nicely ask them not to come back and they won't. You don't have to be so hateful.
I really enjoy thieving games for some reason, and this one was amazing. It’s like a mix of Sneak Thief and The Very Organized Thief, only with less blaring alarms and more grabby victims. Lol. Seriously though, this was a ton of fun. I really hope you play more.
Hey cap. I just want to let u know ur helping me through so much my dad left around 5 months ago and my moms barely ever home shes trying to get him back and i have no one im not able to take care of a house by myself at the age of 15 and im trying to live up to to everyones standards is too much pressure each time i get close the bar raises and its made me have those kinds of thoughts and its hurting more and more but every day ur videos make me realize that life doesn't have to be bad and ur videos make me laugh and im super thankful for u helping me through this time
1:13 "what kind оf kangaroo court will believe him?"
And that, cap, is where I come in.
Fancy seeing you here Phoenix, please try not to fall to the river
Hows it goin phoenix? Hows edgeworth?
Can't have a kangaroo court without Phoenix Wright.
Aren't you a defense attorney? Shouldn't this be a job for Edgeworth?
oop
“I guess we’re gonna play ring around the Rosie till I lose your dumb ass” my favorite line ever said
@Ross Mc Gonagle I’m pretty sure he did
@Ross Mc Gonagle he did a long time ago like years ago
@Ross Mc Gonagle agreed
@Ross Mc Gonagle I remember you saying the same thing
Yeet
I just want to say to CaptainSauce if he doesn't know this that UEBS 2 is coming out this fall.
For those of you who aren't long time viewers of him like me, UEBS (Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator) was a game sort of like tabs but the units were more serious (most of the time) and the game could handle hundreds of thousands of units. He would do videos of it after the second major version of tabs started dying down in popularity, but then, UEBS showed up.
I would appreciate it if you guys could like this comment so it might get notoriety from from our favorite radioactive tomato, CaptainSauce!
-Sincerely, Mango Mann
Mango mango man
I gotta be a mango man
Mango mango man (yeah yeah)
I gotta be a mango
that would be cool but he hasn't done a video on UEBS since 2017
@@newyorkproductions247 That's why i'm tryna get this comment noticed, and remember in 2017 was the last time he did a vid on TABS before the big update, but he still made a videos on that! Never give up, my friend.
I commented something like that earlier but noone really noticed the comment
LoL
“Did a wolf just walk into a convenience store?!” - Cap
God anything he says is quotable
lol
Kind of true
"Hello bread?" Captainsauce
thats cuz hes cap lol
Cheese on a plate, bottled smoothie- Cap
The wolf walking into the store, him trying to offer it alcohol, and the neighbor lunging at him made me break down in giggles
Same
To me it seems like "a wolf walks into the convienience store" is the start of a bad joke
@@jetstreamsam3681”a wolf walks into a bar, the bartender says, “why the long face.” The wolf ignores him and pees on the floor, then leaves.”
It's amazing that the first reaction to someone seeing you on their porch after you ring the doorbell and the open the door is to make the "Hello Neighbor" gasp and pull you right toward their face
Imagine it's 3 AM, you're going for a late night snack, then as you're at the kitchen you hear your bedroom window break and someone yell "GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A GUARD BIRD BUT NOT A DOORSTOP?"
This comment almost killed me by making me laugh so hard
"Did a wolf just walk into the convience store!?!" -Captain Sauce 2021
@Logan Campos where's the username "wolf at convenience store"
hm.....i can sense that someone will make a bad pun off of this line...
@@jacklovell5389 OOH ITS SSNIPERWOLF
The wolf just went "Don't mind me good sir, just going out for a jolly old stroll"
Right
When the wolf couldn't find bones outside
The wolf just wants his Lucky charms
He do be vibin tho
Wolf be pretty chilled
*wolf strolls in and out of store*
Cap: "Don't suppose you have anything to say about that DO YAH!?"
staring at his balls indeed
I love how the wolf casually walks into the store and the cashier just ignores it like it happens all the time
(250 likes Milestone Reached)
@Soldier [TF2] that soldier is a spy
@Soldier [TF2] You have given me tons of nostalgia simply by existing
Plot twist: That's just his pet dog he lets walk around the store whenever it feels like
You know how Mattshea has a Newfie accent I wonder if cap has one too
Just your average furry customer
16:46 "Hello sir!Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Harambe?Please don't kiss me!He died for your SINS!!!" *Top moment of the video*
For real
_”Oh Don’t mind me, I am just getting ready to steal your game controller but not your console for reason”_
-CaptainSauce
Wolf walks into the store
“What da dog doin” says the clerk
Whilst the wolf is doing something rather, mundane
What da dog doin
@Psyche well dyk what they were dojn
The cap “wtf there is a wolf”
Manager “o yea that is terry “
I knew my intern was a furry… Just didn’t know he would go this far…
Stealing everything that isn’t nailed down is the policy that most thieving games follow tbh
And some that are nailed down
And the policies of some DND Adventure in groups
Stealing 101
@@User-15328 that reminds me of a joke about actually usable skills in the owl house
*cough cough* Skyrim
"If you see a Jehovah's Witness you tell them to eat shit." Cap never fails to be funny in the most unique ways
Hello
@@sayan23in Hello
Hello
the guy chasing sauce into the closet is like dora blind
It wasn't funny to me.
Dangit Capn you're making me contribute and stopping my lazy haze of getting high and watching 90's movies all summer...
I started making Paint the town red maps again, Starting with Kindergarten 2, got the map 50% mapped out...
Been too long since a PTTR video so now I gotta do my part and make fantastic Thumbnail material :P
How to be stealthy
1. Yell at the top of your lungs: “I’m hiding”
Robbers be like, 1 out of 5! He lied!
I love how they give you the ol' Tom Brady when they catch you
Title: breaking into people’s homes to “shop”
Me: Ferb i know what were gana do today
you are so busted
@@moonshine3863 oh shit no
I think you should do more paint the town red beneath. There’s a lot of story that I would like for you to go through
Or u could just be patient until he decides to upload another paint the town red video instead of telling him to upload whatever u want him to upload, I mean its his channel, not yours
@@trigger4981 you are right
@@trigger4981 agreed
Feels good getting Recommended him again
Cap:hides in fridge
Me: Agent 47 would be proud
“Did a wolf just walk in to the convenient store?”
-Captainsauce 2021
“The wolf has just as much right as you do to be there” - my stupid brain
“Did a wolf just walk into a convenience store-?!” Love it lmao
i thought it was a small rhino lol
Reminds me of when a wolf walked into a bar, ate a sandwich, then left
"I'm sorry did he just answer the door then kiss me on the mouth?"
-A thief who made a bad decision
When you think about it, robbing someone is just quickly converting someones house into a shop and buying stuff without any money.
We, husband and I were just chatting about how much we miss our story telling random game Captain Sauce. Love this so much... And of course any random exploding gas station.
The shopping list says every all of his stuff is 100% off the shopping list
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
Wow. First time seeing a photoshopped image?
@@samtheknight I bet
@@PhAnToM-el5kh Lol
Breaking into homes at night is one of the worst ideas - going during the day is when most thieves steal from homes, since people are at work/school
“Another day, another mans lips.”
Your jokes are *really* on point today, cap
Nearly laughed out loud when I saw the damn Ctrl C + Ctrl V Convince Store
Captinsauce: did a wolf just walk in the store!!!
Cashier: no that's a normal customer
Please make more of Fishing Food or Poly Bridge 2; your commentary on both of those was truly amazing; made my day every time I watched (or rewatched) them.
WE NEED MORE POLY BRIDGE 2
"Im sorry, did he just open the door then kiss me on the mouth" im dead😂😂
im suffering from a recent breakup and watching his videos always cheer me up
The wolf really walk into the store look for what he needed and realized that there was no hot lady wolfs in a convenience store
that intro brings back so many memories
honestly though what would you do if you spot some guy sprinting around your house runs into you garage swipes you half drunk smoothie and your wrench throws up some deuces and just evaporates with your stuff
This game is like an unplanned child of Thief Simulator and Hello Neighbor and I love it
Cap could you please make some more West of Loathing stuff, those were some great videos and the game is great.
2:00 i think he ate your soul though...
When you can't buy the entire house
Just buy the walls
This video is making my day a bit better
My AC stopped working and the guys who are gonna fix it are coming tomorrow
Hope me and my pets won't die
This game looks great, would love to see more!
"did he just jump at me with his dick" I haven't laughed like that in a long time 🤣😂🤣😂 Captain truly are the best, u get me rolling everytime.
I have always loved your videos and they’re always the highlight of my day
this is my favourite UA-cam by far he's just way to good at you can quote anything he says
Fun fact:It's usually a better idea to break into a house in the middle of the day, when you'll look less conspicuous, most adults will be at work, and most children will be at school.
hmmm. can ik ur address for reasons. i wanna leave smth btw
Looking at captain sauce panicing on a dude kissing him who is a thief is beautiful
Captainsauce always puts a smile on my face
Indeed; he always does, and always will :)
Hell yes! Please return Cap. Love these types of games. 100% keen on seeing the other levels. You make it so much more entertaining! 😊
Hi
Hello
Edit: how was I the first to comment I didnt even try ✋💀
hi
Dang first..
No
Helo
I love how cap treats the reused gas station and neighborhood assets like it’s the game.
I loved the video! Keep up the great work!
"Another day, another man's lips."
-cap
dang, tragic -dark-
bird defense needs to be bribed with food and bird fountains or as they refer to it as bathtubs
the intro is legit the wolf buying milk whilst the cashier putting on Twitter:
*”a wolf came into my store and bought milk, WHAT DA WOLF DOIN??”*
This is what the city must have looked like before kill it with fire and fire work main?
Work main?
Yea work main? Really?
Kinda gave me Hello Neighbor vibes with the bear traps and fazing through windows!
Cap:not playing paint the town red
Paint the town red community: Where's Captainsauce?
Me: Playing paint the town red Playing The levels that cap played
My soul:..
Me:*kills everyone*
Nobody/air:woosh
what
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
@@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg XD
The wolf was like "don't mind me just tryna feed my kid"
Cap please do subnatica below zero, west of loathing or MUCK
It’s good to see someone finally working at the 24/7 convenience store that we we have seen in numerous games like fireworks mania for example
Day 31 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
I Wish you luck
He rarely returns to older series, I think he stops them because they don't get enough views
This video litterally had me dying the entire time 20 minutes of just nonstop laughter
Congrats whoever found this comment here's your award 🏆🏅🥇
Edit hi I'm bored sorry I gave you no award
hey cap; would you ever consider playing teardown? that game and you just share one thing in common: amazing chaotic energy!
I'm a Jehovah's witness. I have watched you for a few years now and it really hurt me when you said that. They don't go to your door to be mean, they do it because they think they are telling people something pure and good. All you have to do is nicely ask them not to come back and they won't. You don't have to be so hateful.
I am one too but I’m pretty sure he means it as a joke
@@jJstJosHh You would hope, but he's made several jokes of same POV so I think he does feel strongly and not just jokingly.
Ok cultist
Blud can't take a joke
But isn't jehova witness have cult like behaviors
Either the “kill it with fire” developers also made fireworks mania abd this game…or “24/7 convenience” is just a model that a lot of games use
Laumania never made kill it with fire
CaptainSauce opens a door breaking the window and I actually look at my window scared for a sec
Intro:
The Cashier: "Nah, that's just Fred, he comes in here every now and then to clean up the dropped hot dogs and slushies"
This is the closest thing we will have to sauce returning to thief simulator
Wolf: What are you looking at?
*Captainsause gets found by guard bird* him: what the hell
''Did a wolf just walk into the conven store?''
-CaptainSauce 15 august 2021
Just saying kill it with fire now has two more levels I think love to see you play them
Wolf be like “ello how are yo doin” cap be like “WHAT THE HELL”
I like how he's hiding but the key is sticking wide out
please play more of this game. was laughing for 20 min
"Hello sir. Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and Savior HARAMBE, PLEASE DON'T.................kiss me." Captain Sauce 2021
“GODDAMNIT! HOW CAN YOU OFFORD A GAURD BIRD BUT NOT A DOOR STOP?!”- CaptainSauce
11:51 oh no timmy broke physics again
“Make them call an ambulance but.. for me because I’m in the ocean” is one of the funniest quotes I’ve heard
You should revisit Kill it With Fire. An assortment of new weapons and upgrades was added since you played, as well as a new level.
Love the vids cap, keep up the good content, your videos always make my day, especially today since I’m sick
I love how the guy just kisses anything that rings his doorbell
Love how it is specifically "cheese on a plate", the cheese in a box in the fridge? nope that wont do, have to be on a plate xD
YESSSS! This is SO MUCH like Sneak Thief, I love it so much!!!!!!
Its so funny how the first house he robbed was a lustful gay man lol
I really enjoy thieving games for some reason, and this one was amazing. It’s like a mix of Sneak Thief and The Very Organized Thief, only with less blaring alarms and more grabby victims. Lol. Seriously though, this was a ton of fun. I really hope you play more.
With a mix of hello neighbor
@@Tman5209 That’s true! Those bear traps especially were very Hello Neighbor.
CaptainSauce, Snacks, and gaming: the best combo
The wolf after leaving the convenience store: _"Damn, they don't have any Scooby snacks. Well fuck this shit I'm out!"_
Hey cap. I just want to let u know ur helping me through so much my dad left around 5 months ago and my moms barely ever home shes trying to get him back and i have no one im not able to take care of a house by myself at the age of 15 and im trying to live up to to everyones standards is too much pressure each time i get close the bar raises and its made me have those kinds of thoughts and its hurting more and more but every day ur videos make me realize that life doesn't have to be bad and ur videos make me laugh and im super thankful for u helping me through this time
I love how cap is making a sentence and changes it to something really weird when he sees something weird
20:16 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the can on the table right in front of you🤣🤣
That wolf was like, “Don’t mind me, just looking at what you have.”
Wolver are sometimes like that, they attack someone big in groups and only when hungry if not then they are chill