Protecting My Fellow Humans As A Security Guard - Human Simulator
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2020
- Being a fellow human is harder than it looks but Hugh Mann is up for the challenge.
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3 years later and I stilll can't get over the perfect jokes he makes. gotta say the captian has the best on-the-spot jokes and comedic timing.
I love that everyone in this game is basically Hugh in different clothing. Even that little (now blind) girl had the shoulders of a linebacker. 😂 I love this series.
💀
👍🏽
Good thing it’s at the beginning, so no spoilers!!! Sorry I’m 3 years late
Also got facial hair too
Your always here even on his new videos
After 3 years I still want the last bit to this game
I love it when you let everybody out at the start and when the man came flying on his wheelchair at the end
CaptainSauce: **activates code orange**
people with wheel chairs: **goes flying busting the door down and bouncing off the walls quite literally**
Ye no shit I have eyes
@@irishvince3585 r/Woosh.
@@TheOfficialHattyHattington r/whoosh is for jokes. There is no joke.
@@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 R/WHOOSH
Code orange is an environmental disaster like a pesticide leak
Sorry if this doesn't relate to the video but a big thanks to captain sauce he's helping me through a tough time me and my mom are sick but you still make me laugh and I thank you keep doing what you're doing -A subscriber Bryce Hilliard
14:00 more “extreme” action needed
Taser recommended
I love how cap actually sounds distraught when the one guy sneezes on him
what a great cliffhanger ending. thanks for the entertainment captain
yes i want to see more of this
>wash your hands, and clean your face
Oh, lemme just taze myself in the face, then! XD
Yeah
No other way
@@Levi_Athan
Who needs purification by fire when we have electrocution?
Tazing your face will just give you the shocker
“Hey this guy looks like a decent security guard let’s get him”
*few days later*
“Sooooo”
He pepper sprayed a chilled sue him and then arreste him
He sprayed at his own daughter
I
YOU'RE RIGHT Chosen cheese
Brendan McCormick yea h I will steal that comment not like you needed it
He pepper sprayed A CHILD
After 12:24 the knocked out guy doesn’t move. He stays there, and you can see his hand at the bottom of the screen as the next guy walks in! 😂😂
No one:
Captainsauce in intro: G A S T H E C H I L D
TrustWorthy69 the "child" had a beard bro
*angry German muttering*
* laughs in with lord *
@@nochannelhere595 XD
I don't think that eye surgery is gonna help ;-;
I love how simple yet absolutely hilarious games can be nowadays.
When he bobs is head left and right it makes me wanna bob my head
"Don't use it unless nessesary"
Me: TO LATE
I saw a game called "Speaking Simulator" on Steam and thought of you and how funny it would be if you played it
Oh dear god.
He would have so much fun with it.
Ikr
Dear God in heaven... we need this!
@@Green-gm6qw you sus
@@alexandermanning430 nonono i saw or star vent
14:36 i’m going to consider that as a job well done
I’ve always wondered, is Hugh Mann interacting with normal Homo Sapians or other Hugh Manns?
He’s interacting with hughmo sapiens
Hughmen
He's interacting wit the Hugh Menn
I'm still waiting for Hugh Man to finish his final job!
Me to bro, me to
Still waiting
still waiting aswell
@@Vic-du1tn still waiting
@@batlergames264someday it'll happen
Her eyes already have drops in them... and Hugh didn't even know how he helped that girl! 😊
4:10 laughed so hard and I replayed it like 10 times
I love how after he tased that guy his hand is there the rest of the time
Everyone like so he can see
There’s an ad of you playing brain out that’s advertising a game that’s similar to brain out but isn’t
Zach Flanagan yeah I have seen it
Zach Flanagan can you link the ad
They let him know about it, otherwise it's illegal
Potato Queen ,no.
Yeah
All his videos start with "the only game where u can..."And hes on my top youtuber list. love your videos man.
Lonestar Gaming same here
Um they graystillplays not cap lol
@@jambie bro if you know you know Captainsauce and graystillplays are my favorite UA-camrs.
@@angelromero2412 what
@@angelromero2412 ayyyy same!
I love it when he says "this baton this baton he means this baton not this baton" LMAO
"My banana is blinking" keep up the amazing work,sauce!
You always make my day :)
“He means this baton not this baton”
Hey if you like calling it a baton to make it sound bigger you do you man
And then he starts beating his meat
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Id rather have him grab the baton. THE REAL ONE! Not his other baton 😂
@@xenodrone3367 😂🖕
Keep being awesome cap and keep up the great humour and when I'm bored I always think of your channel to watch first
ballasho yeah
Your right
He is amazing
@@batjai6473 did you really need to agree with him with 3 replies?
@@warioman5800 i agree, just making the comment look popular
The start of the video had me laughing so hard,
“Maybe the answer is In this can”
Peppersprays- Captainsauce
I once accidentally sprayed my self in the eyes with pepper spray and it HURTS
True🤣🤣🤣
Not only that but the picture in his office has him , that child’s mum/mom and that child therefore he pepper-sprayed his own child.
Pepper spray hurts a lot and causes temporary blindness as well it's a pretty good deterrent
These been an update to cell to singularity like so he can see and play again
It’s one of the things he wanted to see hint “it’s not sex bots”
Dinosaur updates gd styl I've been playing for a while
Noice
are you sure its not sex bots?
His neck is just fine. Somebody was playing _What is Love?_ and you know how hard it is to *not* make like _Night at the Roxbury._
Man the Oldman from happy wheels is back at it again with his rocket boosted wheel chair
Mmk
Willlyy
legends say that he is still going
Omg I did not see that
Yep
At 4:10, Hugh shocks himself in the temples.
His completely human non-conductive temples
Anyone else notice that this game uses Hello Neighbor sound effects? There is a sneeze from hello neighbor, and then this grunt 10:58 .
10:58 Same sound as when you destroy the newspaper zombie's paper.
"Oh it's a thermostat" XD
You do know that code orange means 1 (Bomb attack) 2 (radioactive matter) and 3 (a mental illness person is attacking with a strong force) keep up the good work
18:07 mm yes, put on.pants and WALK out, the man is in a WHEELCHAIR
12:45 Did anyone else notice the way the coffee came back once he dropped it?
First you play goat simulator, then DEEER simulator and now a human simulator
I hope he plays goat simulator
Next he'll play captainsauce simulator
Then he's going to play virgin simulator oh wait
@@SeaIbass he can't because he ain't one
Maybe he’s trying to tell us he’s an AI
Code Orange in a hospital means disaster or mass casualties just so you know.
I had a feeling that what it meant thanks for confirming that kees
code orange is my middle name jimbo!
Oh no
No it means that somebody ate a tangerine.
It means someone choked on a oranhe
Petition for captain sauce to finish this game
3:57 he said WORKING taser and then says make sure it works 😂
Who here likes Green Day
Like the band?
@@Naicul3360nothing like replying to a 4 yr old comment
Yo my favorite is holiday and buluvard of broken dreams
@@coreymcquillin751my favourite is basket case
American idiot is my favourite @@YourSeriousDev
Just the little edits of him slowly bringing something awful into view of the screen slays me every time.
The opening part with the girl makes me laugh so much just because the guard is just staring right at her with a dead stare it's like one of those movie scenes where like a security guard in a movie stare's at the person and says into his walkie "can I get backup". Any way back to what was saying. As sauce grabs his pepper spray while slowly points pepper spray at her that alone is funny enough but with cap speaking it makes it 10 times funnier to me.
Three minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off
4:10 I still can't get over hiw the guy on the radio probably saw Hugh taze himself and just didn’t care.
Me when I got a new weapon in a game but it turns into a backfire.
Me: yay
My new weapon: 4:07
captain sauce: *rubs balls*
Me: ah what a nice day cleaning your ID card
I LOVE WATCHING HIM PRANCE AWAY FROM THE COPS IN SLOW MOTION 5:59
I love this game pls make more videos on it!
The only time I’ve ever laughed at a child getting pepper sprayed 😂🤣
so far
"Ohh, it's the thermostat"
Ok
ah yes, the thermostat. sure do love that. human thermostats are so nice.
Love your videos Cap. Thanks for putting joy in my life.
Random person:describe this game in one sentence
Me:HELP MY ARMS DONT WORK
When the guy used the rockets to get out of the place I died
nahlicia 5th . I am a beautiful person . I am a beautiful person . I am a
Wish he would play more of this
“ Do tasers hurt?” Captainsauce 2020
Cpt sauce: tases guy
Also cpt sauce: tases self
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Captainsauce as a police guard. Why?
Girl: asks question.
Captainsauce: peppersprays girl
Girl:blinded and hurt
Captainsauce:AHAHAHAHAH!!!!
oh god another captain sauce viewer yay! i luv u boi
@@tydezx Hi friend, thanks for the comment, my first one ever,actually.😁
you forgot the then learn from the girl mother that she got an eye surgery not so long ago
He messed up about not knowing that little girl had an eye surgery that must be rough for her
You can actually make pepper spray I might try making some
Old guy escaping with fire extinguisher:LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
Captainsauce:GODDAMNIT LEEROY
This will be a really good vr series
CAPTAIN, WE NEED MORE RAFT!
GET YOURSELF BACK ONBOARD A SHIP! You can't just call yourself captain if ya catch my drift.
Nothings wrong with his neck
Hes just jamming with airpods in his brain
That explains it
His Human airpods into his human brain.
Dude how do you keep making me laugh my self off my bed. Tell me your tricks to make my friends laugh at my jokes
You didn’t ask me, but I’m going to offer my two cents anyway. More than likely, either you’re trying too hard, your friends respond to different forms of humor than what you’re going for, or they just have a limited sense of humor. At least 50% of humor is timing and delivery. Saying something quick and sharp at the right time will always work better than *trying* to be funny. I know this from experience because one of my best buddies had a really obnoxious phase in which he kept forcing “jokes” all the time-often at inappropriate times (including when someone was trying to have a serious discussion)-and 90% of them were extremely unfunny and downright irritating. It drove me nuts. Then when I’d bitch or otherwise react disapprovingly, he’d go “well you gotta admit it’s funny.” No, actually, I don’t have to admit a damn thing. I don’t have to admit something is funny if it’s not fucking funny. He earned the nickname Chuckles McBumfuzzle for this ridiculous clownish behavior. Anyway, if you think of something witty within a certain span of time after whatever you want to make a joke about, and you say it before the moment passes, it should land. (Though it again depends on your audience. Different people react to different brands of humor, after all. And some people are just dull.) Wait too long or try to say something too complicated, and it’ll fall flat almost every time. The timing varies depending on what’s going on, but it’s almost always true that an overly complicated joke won’t go over well. My rather generic advice would be to relax and let your jokes just sort of happen on their own. You should get a feel for it eventually. It’s also worth remembering that sometimes some jokes just fucking suck. It’ll happen now and again regardless. You’ve just gotta roll with it and shrug it off. Never dwell on a joke not landing, as that can easily lead to trying way too hard in an effort to compensate for the failure. (Really, not dwelling on things is pretty sound advice for all manner of issues.)
I hope this long-winded spiel about humor helps to some extent.
We require more of this captain.
Hey, can you play "Eat: The Revolution"? Well, Laurenzside did it, so I hope you can play it too! ^^
Sqod Ryvo reeeeeeee
I love LaurenZside
@@hateable_mess me to
Omg the guy flying through the air on his wheelchair got me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣
And he’s flying in the air
It's been 2 years and we're still waiting for part 3 come on it's not so Hard to play a game I guess it's kinda hard to edit but still come on
But he's still very good and funny so he's got that going for him
And the last job is nuclear technician I don't understand why he doesn't this again
Lolz another year
Space-type super computer pops out.
Captain Sauce- ohhh it’s a thermostat.
Me- yeah that seems normal.
“I don’t want any of your human germs”
-CaptainSauce 2020
I'm getting tested for covid. I hope it's negative.I'm waiting for results. I'd prefer a UTI,.I've had one before. I feel better when I get rehydrated. I hope I'm fine. I had a urinary tract infection before, having a needle in your hand for over an hour hurts.
you could always just taser the security camera
Hugh Mann, the best standing security guard a WIAGRA can give you.
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Tabs challenge: stay alive as a hobbit for 60 seconds. However you face off 30 mammoths.
You can use any map except renaissance, and both Greek maps
And yes, it is possible. Hint: houses
I laughed so hard at the tasing yourself part
20:36 And thats how the hobo from happy wheeles was born😂
Me:there are 3 comments can i look at them?
UA-cam: *N* *O*
True xD
Peachjuice yup
There are 154 comments
@Alfred Person do you live in china
Edit: it's 6:16 PM now early late
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST NOTTTT HAHAHA
I saw u on ad
I wish we could see more of this
Can u please play more cap and I know I’m not the only one who wants to see more if not I get it but if so that would be amazing
Dude, we need to the the last job, hugh mann, needs to return!
First
Isaac Morales man I was so close
Yes you are
I mean you are not wrong but not creative either
He Lied I real first
@@saddleview80 no
9:41 : "Do tasers hurt?" Answering the question, yes they do. Both the single shot taser and physical electrical tasers hurt, although, the single shot tasers hut a bit more.
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I snorted orange soda, and wasn't even mad.
You did humans an interesting job. Human jobs so many interesting things.
Sauce I’ve just been rewatching some oldish videos of yours and I was just wondering, what ever happened with bigger and boulder? Everyone loved that game and everyone was asking for part 4 in the comments.
Bagels can really do work, don't mess with them
I have been going down a rabbit hole for his channel and honestly I have been enjoying it 😂
Bro the old man when he had wheelchair jetpack were so funny
the wheelchair guy at the end was so funny lolXD
Handy jobs is an agency, you're not getting promoted, just being assigned to different jobs where staff are needed. For sick cover etc.
0:06 meme for itself type
,,is something wrong with you ?''
P.S. security guards are not cops but still look like they are
First day As security Guard
Activated Who knows what scanner
Batons are not weapons but they are like peacocks feathers in this case rooster (guard) threatens them
I love this game so much please do more!
At the beginning part of the vid I was eating then I was drinking my soda and at the time he pulled out the pepper spray and said “your answer is in this” I laughed to hard XD
The thumbnail fits PERFECTLY with the video😂
This is the best episode so far!
The little girl said that her mom thinks your powerless and or helpless............I think you did the right thing