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  • @commentiquette
    @commentiquette 8 років тому +5155

    Guys I tried spider ball right after we filmed this. It's fucking awesome

    • @Nosirrbro
      @Nosirrbro 8 років тому +141

      1v1 me spiderball m9.

    • @BeautifulGarageband
      @BeautifulGarageband 8 років тому +108

      Bounced on my boys spiderball reading this comment.
      Don't forget George Bush was behind September 11th.

    • @tiffity
      @tiffity 8 років тому +11

      Your girlfriend is hot

    • @gren5466
      @gren5466 8 років тому +10

      can you coach me

    • @Rockyisntyourname
      @Rockyisntyourname 8 років тому +12

      I give spider ball two rocket ships up.

  • @fatgods2921
    @fatgods2921 6 років тому +7185

    “I remember I was trying to watch tennis once”
    “I’m sorry”

    • @Nicolas-pf8vp
      @Nicolas-pf8vp 5 років тому +12

      YU NARUKAMI

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 5 років тому +9

      @@BrandoNoCaps are you approaching me?

    • @HandTingSeason
      @HandTingSeason 5 років тому +16

      No weebs allowed fuck off

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 роки тому +1

      @Trent are you approaching me?

    • @tuna2873
      @tuna2873 4 роки тому +2

      Trent says the guy with x as his profile picture

  • @SunnyShuklathedoctor
    @SunnyShuklathedoctor 6 років тому +3613

    "Nobody dies Erik. Nobody dies"
    "Oh then you'll love the Olympics!"
    Erik is now my religion

  • @yareyaretzi
    @yareyaretzi 6 років тому +3490

    If I wanted to watch more of the top 10 boyz
    *I'd find a way*

    • @PDXDario
      @PDXDario 5 років тому +38

      You would find something

    • @klimquat
      @klimquat 5 років тому +14

      Yea you'd find a way

    • @lrm9298
      @lrm9298 4 роки тому +9

      I clicked on the like button the second he said "I'd find a way" woah

    • @jerryedition9050
      @jerryedition9050 4 роки тому

      ‘s called watch mojo

    • @yareyaretzi
      @yareyaretzi 4 роки тому +7

      @@jerryedition9050 it ain't the same, bruh.

  • @willets2617
    @willets2617 7 років тому +5215

    Imagine being one of the people who took this seriously... Poor souls

    • @michaelak6753
      @michaelak6753 7 років тому +169

      love how people got mad at Nepalese people for taking their video seriously and getting mad about them dissing their flag when theres people getting actually heated about a sport lol

    • @rexma4693
      @rexma4693 7 років тому +3

      Willets tffrff reeeeee

    • @myman9566
      @myman9566 5 років тому +42

      Idk what you’re talking about. This is a serious view that should be widely accepted and respected.

    • @faldostick123
      @faldostick123 5 років тому +1

      I wish I could find them

    • @merlmermer2160
      @merlmermer2160 5 років тому +2

      You should've seen the flags video
      Jesus Christ, Nepal

  • @jacksfilms
    @jacksfilms  8 років тому +5342

    Just wanna remind people that these are 100% facts. If you disagree, you are wrong and are clearly not a SPORTS™ fan. Also please remember us when Spider-Ball blows up and becomes a 'lympic sport

    • @yousuck2571
      @yousuck2571 8 років тому +15

      hey Jack. Just wanted to say that you've inspired me. Keep up amazing videos.

    • @jamoman0277
      @jamoman0277 8 років тому +2

      love ya vids jack!

    • @IncreaseGMS
      @IncreaseGMS 8 років тому +21

      Jack you only speak in facts ofc we believe you

    • @melissasykes4786
      @melissasykes4786 8 років тому +13

      you mean remember your boyfriend when spider-ball blows up, because he was the one who invented it.

    • @jessicarmona8544
      @jessicarmona8544 8 років тому +6

      where can I purchase these "spider-balls"?

  • @zaidhikmet4799
    @zaidhikmet4799 8 років тому +7791

    Do more vids with your boyfriend

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 8 років тому +186

      Oh, we're bringing back the gay jokes

    • @reagmaster12
      @reagmaster12 8 років тому +71

      #Youaretheproblem

    • @katebloxham2288
      @katebloxham2288 8 років тому +37

      +golden bird SAY'S THE GAY ONE OOHHHHHHHH!!!!!1!11!11!

    • @GrAffittoy
      @GrAffittoy 8 років тому +19

      +Golden Bird were they ever gone?

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 8 років тому +4

      Luke Bloxham Says the one who doesn't even know how grammar works. And I don't even need capslock to say that

  • @thanethegreat
    @thanethegreat 5 років тому +3993

    Please start a podcast like this

    • @armaansamirizvi3354
      @armaansamirizvi3354 5 років тому +8

      Watch the h3 podcast lmao

    • @hak9786
      @hak9786 5 років тому +47

      @@armaansamirizvi3354 I have never watched his podcasts but isn't he just a Trainwreck now?

    • @armaansamirizvi3354
      @armaansamirizvi3354 5 років тому +42

      @@hak9786 hahaha,
      Well, you're not completely wrong.
      His podcast is actually pretty interesting to listen to,
      Its like talking to your friends,
      Sometimes it works out great, and hella funny,
      Most times it's cringy and their opinions are shit.
      So yeah.

    • @josephinelitchfield1322
      @josephinelitchfield1322 5 років тому +1

      He'll yeah

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 5 років тому +1

      Armaan Sami Rizvi he gets real drunk to be fair

  • @everan3508
    @everan3508 4 роки тому +1811

    I feel like this wasn't scripted at all except for the actual list.

    • @smthngdumb8322
      @smthngdumb8322 4 роки тому +14

      @@Brghhh do you not get the joke?

    • @bamboocarver
      @bamboocarver 3 роки тому +37

      This video made me realize that erik is the funny one

    • @cowboybarbaryn1302
      @cowboybarbaryn1302 3 роки тому +1

      @@Brghhh sarcasm is not exclusive to scripted content

    • @KasabianFan44
      @KasabianFan44 3 роки тому +1

      @@Brghhh
      I feel like you have no ability to understand the most basic English comments.

    • @rivercastro9007
      @rivercastro9007 3 роки тому +3

      They found a way

  • @mud4309
    @mud4309 5 років тому +549

    "They should give everyone a medal for *surviving* "
    God damn Eric coming in hot with the greatest international roast of all time

  • @kaseyv5130
    @kaseyv5130 5 років тому +1362

    “Tall handsome homeless men”
    The most accurate description of hockey players ever

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 4 роки тому +4

      Most are f-ugly though...

    • @ethancorner16
      @ethancorner16 4 роки тому +1

      You guys sound pretty weird if that's why you watch sports for how the guys look.

    • @miljenko4209
      @miljenko4209 4 роки тому +1

      *teethless

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 3 роки тому +2

      @@ethancorner16 some men watch volleyball for the women so. Gotta call those people weird too

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 роки тому +1

      @@sirrivet9557 they are indeed very creepy.

  • @pizzaslice1702
    @pizzaslice1702 4 роки тому +843

    As a golfer, I'm surprised that they didn't put golf as the worst

  • @MarcosRomero
    @MarcosRomero 7 років тому +2145

    "That's not how we tour the France..."

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 8 років тому +2523

    And now we wait until Spider-Ball becomes an actual thing.

    • @fearoffancy5743
      @fearoffancy5743 8 років тому +42

      I will play it every day to make it a thing. I'll play it with random people on the streets until it's a thing. I'll wait until that one guy walking down the street says, "Hey, why are you in a giant ball with four other people?". And I'll say to him, "Spider-ball".

    • @groovey1382
      @groovey1382 8 років тому +4

      How dare you take spookwagen's profile picture in vein.

    • @rwrunning1813
      @rwrunning1813 8 років тому

      I wanna play spiderball

    • @bum9677
      @bum9677 8 років тому

      nah stickmaster is og

    • @Sporkinator
      @Sporkinator 8 років тому +4

      Spiderball, spiderball, does whatever a spiderball does. Can it roll to a goal? Not it can't, it's got legs! Look out, it's a spiderball!

  • @rileyfreeman4606
    @rileyfreeman4606 8 років тому +2130

    I'm surprised you didn't mention competitive vaping.

    • @Leoza246
      @Leoza246 8 років тому +125

      Because it's the best sport ever

    • @garyjaycat
      @garyjaycat 8 років тому +42

      +halfshot So he should have listed it in the "best sports" category toward the end.

    • @davidkuhn2219
      @davidkuhn2219 8 років тому +9

      inb4 VAPE NAYSH

    • @ragerodracir
      @ragerodracir 8 років тому

      VAPE ME UP!

    • @garyjaycat
      @garyjaycat 8 років тому

      Faticus Dolphinius good point

  • @isaacbakan1295
    @isaacbakan1295 6 років тому +2393

    Hockey is such a brutal sport but is played in the most polite parts of the world.

  • @shadopulse5185
    @shadopulse5185 6 років тому +497

    "I tried watching tennis once"
    "I'm sorry"

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 6 років тому +1

      That's me with curling!

  • @travosk216
    @travosk216 6 років тому +1916

    There's a lot of sexual tension in this video

    • @colemanoverbey1184
      @colemanoverbey1184 6 років тому +9

      ;)

    • @cowbirdystorm
      @cowbirdystorm 6 років тому +11

      Travos k HAHAHA GAY JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sludgerat666
      @sludgerat666 6 років тому

      How?

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 6 років тому +1

      Officialsyn headass. I don't even know what that word 👖

    • @agfd5659
      @agfd5659 6 років тому +28

      I finally know who Eric's boy is.

  • @vancesirron9170
    @vancesirron9170 8 років тому +3440

    I think the video was good, but I won't like it because you did nothing to offend Nepal.

    • @LumFan
      @LumFan 8 років тому +205

      Nah, I'm sure Nipple will find a reason to take offence to this video anyway.

    • @electech2732
      @electech2732 8 років тому +131

      Nipple plays cricket, there ya go, triggered.

    • @galaxxy5074
      @galaxxy5074 8 років тому +56

      TRIGGER IS MY TRIGGER WORD

    • @electech2732
      @electech2732 8 років тому +35

      TRIGGER TRIGGER

    • @MrDabien
      @MrDabien 8 років тому +27

      triggered all the Indian cricket fanboys

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 5 років тому +359

    The "if I wanted to do X, I'd find a way" jokes are the best ones and I'll be disappointed slightly in anyone who disagrees

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому +21

      Please don’t do xxxtentacion, necrophiliacs are disgusting.

    • @dentedg
      @dentedg 3 роки тому

      I disagree

    • @TrashHeapCustodian
      @TrashHeapCustodian 3 роки тому +2

      @@dentedg I'm disappointed slightly in you

    • @lukejensen9933
      @lukejensen9933 7 місяців тому +1

      If I wanted to tell a better joke, I’d find a way

  • @STRNGquark
    @STRNGquark 6 років тому +290

    Thats not. How. We tour. The France.

  • @andrewszalach4200
    @andrewszalach4200 7 років тому +518

    watch out watch mojo

  • @BoredHumanBean
    @BoredHumanBean 6 років тому +546

    BRING BACK THE TOP 10 BOYS!

    • @reiczerwinski
      @reiczerwinski 6 років тому +4

      People took it seriously

    • @northe5281
      @northe5281 5 років тому

      TOPTEN BOYZ*** Get your names right (mega rekt) (jk)

    • @dubudubu9150
      @dubudubu9150 5 років тому

      @@reiczerwinski z

    • @dennischen5367
      @dennischen5367 5 років тому

      well they just became the question boyz today with the addition of brock

  • @shailchhetri3279
    @shailchhetri3279 3 роки тому +63

    Innocent of them to think that Baseball is older than cricket. Every one knows its wrong.
    Spider-ball is the oldest..

    • @Tedward0
      @Tedward0 3 роки тому +3

      Very true

    • @Str8Edge_
      @Str8Edge_ 3 роки тому

      You were right in the first half-

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Рік тому

      Beer pong is clearly the most ancient of sports.
      Source: I'm a doctor

  • @FatAlbertFanClub
    @FatAlbertFanClub 8 років тому +1548

    i love how when jack can't think of a good insult he just says that he'll find a way.

  • @fluxcy2396
    @fluxcy2396 6 років тому +545

    *_M I C H A E L P H A P S_*

    • @ishanp2807
      @ishanp2807 5 років тому +1

      I thought he meant fapps (ps I was a swimmer and I loved him)🤷😓

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 5 років тому

      MEAHCIL FLIPS

    • @DrJoeyy-ik9yc
      @DrJoeyy-ik9yc 5 років тому

      That actually offended me

  • @RenanAlencar951
    @RenanAlencar951 7 років тому +2643

    #BringBackTheTopTenBoyz

  • @merlmermer2160
    @merlmermer2160 5 років тому +396

    I'd listen to a podcast like this every day

  • @loudross
    @loudross 6 років тому +464

    The satire is so strong in this video that, despite how many times I've seen it... I still don't know if Jack meant to get the scoring in tennis wrong or not. Like 15, 30, 40 is right but its advantage after that, love refers to 0. I honestly can't tell, he has way too much casual flow to doing it is sounds so confident.

    • @andyzhao9399
      @andyzhao9399 5 років тому +29

      I thought it was part of the joke. The fact that he said love last made it sound like is confusion over the scoring was more genuine, adding to the comedy

    • @justabiscuit1794
      @justabiscuit1794 5 років тому +19

      He was drunk so idk

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 років тому +3

      It wasn't meant to be ascending it's to top off the joke with the weird one

    • @randomguy129-c3g
      @randomguy129-c3g 3 роки тому

      And the hockey one was just inaccurate. Ties aren’t even a thing in the NHL, and the winning by one point thing was not very accurate either.

  • @Shams_Defi
    @Shams_Defi 6 років тому +613

    2:20 Tennis: it’s just two guys playing cricket against each other 😂😂

    • @Barry864
      @Barry864 5 років тому +12

      That killed me lmao

    • @majmun1
      @majmun1 5 років тому +3

      Even tho I love tennis that really killed me

    • @geekinc3293
      @geekinc3293 5 років тому

      The accent sells it

  • @poopiepantz3415
    @poopiepantz3415 6 років тому +989

    I can't tell if this was scripted or just really good improv

    • @-miggy
      @-miggy 6 років тому +188

      Poopiepantz 34 Mixture of both.

    • @ChummyCoot
      @ChummyCoot 6 років тому +8

      Yes

    • @Tonithealtwing
      @Tonithealtwing 6 років тому +45

      I’m pretty sure this is drunken improv.

    • @-miggy
      @-miggy 6 років тому +3

      @death wish My comment was 7 months old and your joke is unoriginal and unfunny. I'm a fan of Jack, I like the video. I'm not butthurt.

    • @isabelsmith1091
      @isabelsmith1091 6 років тому

      Both!

  • @kamilybp4531
    @kamilybp4531 5 років тому +490

    The jokes about Brazil hurt the most, cause they're true

  • @MelxncholyMermxid
    @MelxncholyMermxid 7 років тому +470

    That's not
    how
    we tour
    the
    *France*

  • @jubjub9699
    @jubjub9699 6 років тому +600

    His channel is a ball of sarcasm, insults, and inside jokes...... *perfect*

  • @Kelly-ik6pn
    @Kelly-ik6pn 8 років тому +752

    *waits for Nepal to get pissed again*

  • @creakyboards8517
    @creakyboards8517 3 роки тому +42

    i love how half of this video is just Erik doing a stand up comedy routine and Jack just loses his fucking mind.

  • @illitero
    @illitero 8 років тому +311

    Can we get a supercut where you say the sport and Erik goes "ugh"? That's really what I wanted after #10

    • @illitero
      @illitero 8 років тому +2

      Also: looks like you may need to balance out that left arm, friend. So hold your drinks with your left hand for a bit and build it up to match your right. Then you can go back to chugging with both sides at the same time.

    • @planeinglish7095
      @planeinglish7095 8 років тому +4

      Jokes
      _Jokes_
      *_Jokes_*

  • @123mrbomax
    @123mrbomax 8 років тому +214

    please make this a series. this was too good to be a one off thing

    • @hirniderzockt3404
      @hirniderzockt3404 8 років тому +62

      he did a worst flags video.
      he made nepal cry.

    • @ShiFTzMaGiiK
      @ShiFTzMaGiiK 8 років тому +26

      +Hirni DerZockt it's pronounced Nipple

    • @Rockyisntyourname
      @Rockyisntyourname 8 років тому +3

      Look up "Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik" on UA-cam, if you haven't yet.

  • @loic2205
    @loic2205 8 років тому +349

    U finally dumped Erin for this 10/10

    • @loic2205
      @loic2205 8 років тому +29

      I always knew u'd have the courage to come out Jack!

    • @maddyc2412
      @maddyc2412 8 років тому +3

      +Maggie Scott that's the mystery

    • @loic2205
      @loic2205 8 років тому

      ^

    • @matthewmccafferty8745
      @matthewmccafferty8745 8 років тому +8

      No he just replaced the N for a K.

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 4 роки тому +50

    "You doped up on all those drugs, and I'll tell you what, there's nothing dope about that. Turns out, you're the dope."
    Jack just used three different meaning of dope. That's kind of crazy.

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Рік тому

      "They're the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!"
      Same energy!

    • @Hexqbe
      @Hexqbe Рік тому

      thats dope

  • @Thermometer10
    @Thermometer10 7 років тому +2008

    Please do more with this guy. I can only find 2 videos with him

  • @opiumbird896
    @opiumbird896 7 років тому +436

    At 5:20, Jack uses every definition of "dope" in one sentence.

    • @realadriamo
      @realadriamo 7 років тому +1

      not the drug dope

    • @Finn-po4kt
      @Finn-po4kt 7 років тому +42

      The Sandwich Squad he says doing dope isn't dope so lance is a dope. he used the drug meaning

  • @arsey1833
    @arsey1833 8 років тому +570

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SERIES.
    MORE MORE MORE MORE

    • @arsey1833
      @arsey1833 8 років тому +14

      PS; Bounced on my boys third limb while watching this, amazing work keep up the good work Salvia and John

    • @aKoolAidMan
      @aKoolAidMan 8 років тому +6

      +Irem Kaya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @wow3490
      @wow3490 8 років тому

      Same I love this series

    • @carbonaracrack9705
      @carbonaracrack9705 7 років тому

      Arsey

  • @Reversefilms
    @Reversefilms 4 роки тому +96

    Whenever I'm bored I come to this video, or Top 10 WORST flags, and sort comments by new.
    It's just so much fun.

  • @scarl2t
    @scarl2t 6 років тому +1836

    This video is comedy gold.

  • @leannebrown02
    @leannebrown02 8 років тому +1452

    Oh dear, you insulted hockey. Well, Canada's your new Nepal now.

    • @leannebrown02
      @leannebrown02 8 років тому +29

      ***** Oh, I'm sorry. I'll go kill myself.

    • @MrDabien
      @MrDabien 8 років тому +7

      and cricket/india

    • @femmas856
      @femmas856 8 років тому +71

      As a Canadian I can politely guarantee you we don't give a single shit

    • @leannebrown02
      @leannebrown02 8 років тому +23

      +Anon Y. Mous Well, also speaking as a Canadian, I can say that you're right, we are too polite.

    • @sammypresta6846
      @sammypresta6846 8 років тому +1

      +Softball Girlz it's called satire, dummy

  • @_adrast
    @_adrast 8 років тому +1126

    Um, I'm from Nepal, and this is very offensive.

    • @astupidbitch8084
      @astupidbitch8084 8 років тому +95

      Uh I'm from offensive and this is Nepal.

    • @ERRoRC0DE9999
      @ERRoRC0DE9999 8 років тому +53

      Nepal is this and offensive from I'm uhh

    • @seamuscooper7379
      @seamuscooper7379 8 років тому +31

      Um this very I'm offensive and from Nepal

    • @luigimaster1233
      @luigimaster1233 8 років тому +41

      We still love you, Nipple. :)

    • @uicosole
      @uicosole 8 років тому +7

      this is very offensive, nepal, and I'm from UM

  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 4 роки тому +43

    this video has made me realise that hockey would be better w/o ice skates. the ice floor, sticks, and puck would be the same, just no ice skates so they have to fall over and slide on their bellies.

  • @PurpleMoon799
    @PurpleMoon799 8 років тому +811

    My favorite sport is bullet ball

  • @がに-k6n
    @がに-k6n 8 років тому +225

    spider ball should be an olympic sport

  • @liched3827
    @liched3827 7 років тому +445

    any one want more topten boyz? i really do, oh my god

  • @anubhavthakur1248
    @anubhavthakur1248 3 роки тому +11

    cricket: baseball with a flat bat.
    tennis: two people playing cricket against each other.
    so apparently tennis is two people playing baseball with a flat bat against each other.

  • @willjohnson2590
    @willjohnson2590 8 років тому +173

    You're the top TEN boys? But there's only two of you?????

    • @tiffity
      @tiffity 8 років тому

      Your not funny

    • @scubadiver7328
      @scubadiver7328 8 років тому +6

      +tiffit You're not good at spelling.

    • @camillemjohns
      @camillemjohns 8 років тому

      you're not educated

    • @willjohnson2590
      @willjohnson2590 8 років тому

      +tiffit nothing personal but I don't take offense from minecraft youtubers

    • @nathifantin
      @nathifantin 8 років тому +86

      Top 10 Boys:
      10.Erik
      9. Jack
      8. Erik
      7. Jack
      6. Jack
      5. Erik
      4. Jack
      c. Erik
      2. Erik
      1. Grant Knoche from Kidz Bop

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 8 років тому +209

    Oooh, so many triggers! That's why I love the Topten boys!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 8 років тому +14

      Daniel Lima *triggered*

    • @410_jav
      @410_jav 8 років тому +20

      Wake up triggered
      Eat triggered
      Go to sleep triggered

  • @asdamealdeal3070
    @asdamealdeal3070 6 років тому +358

    there's actually 6k dislikes from angry sports fans

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 6 років тому +14

      Who can't take jokes...

    • @pifdemestre7066
      @pifdemestre7066 6 років тому +19

      @@AgentMacklinFBI: I bet there are from Nepal, Cricket and football are popular there.

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 6 років тому +1

      @@pifdemestre7066 definitely

    • @dudearnav
      @dudearnav 5 років тому

      @@pifdemestre7066 nipple*

    • @TheDemonBurrito
      @TheDemonBurrito 5 років тому

      I mean Erik said wrestlemania and showed an image of an empty ring

  • @bhaskarasetiawan7950
    @bhaskarasetiawan7950 5 років тому +62

    3 years later and this is still the best video on youtube

  • @imRyanJacob
    @imRyanJacob 7 років тому +102

    Where the fuck is my 3rd installment of the TopTen Boyz

  • @koek1122
    @koek1122 8 років тому +223

    top 3 worst sports nobody cares about:
    1. american football
    2. american baseball
    3. american basketball

    • @sip275
      @sip275 8 років тому +9

      sure kid

    • @gjc-1
      @gjc-1 8 років тому +22

      +king “gooooo fucck yourself” worldstar I mean, it's true. Most people that don't live in America don't care about any of them other then basketball.

    • @FigK7
      @FigK7 8 років тому

      Truth.

    • @sip275
      @sip275 8 років тому +1

      Needs more dank memes
      well it depends on where you live.

    • @Ricarad7
      @Ricarad7 8 років тому +8

      Hey man, Baseball's great.

  • @YouJustGotAnimated
    @YouJustGotAnimated 7 років тому +510

    Where have my top ten boyz gone?

    • @himothyfr6370
      @himothyfr6370 7 років тому +5

      I disliked your comment because you like baseball

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 7 років тому +2

      they ran out of boze

    • @9_pranshusingh221
      @9_pranshusingh221 6 років тому

      The Nepal people kill them

    • @theoperr
      @theoperr 6 років тому

      They went sober.

  • @communistcrabcheesesvenson9470
    @communistcrabcheesesvenson9470 4 роки тому +45

    In hockey's defence I once saw a game where they won by two points checkmate jack

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 4 роки тому

      @@bowserpuma9067 It is painfully obvious that this comment was not serious. You don't have to woosh everyone.

    • @communistcrabcheesesvenson9470
      @communistcrabcheesesvenson9470 4 роки тому

      @@bowserpuma9067 the wrong person is being wooshed

    • @patrickloftis7196
      @patrickloftis7196 4 роки тому +3

      After @Bowser puma deleted their comments, this thread makes absolutely no sense.

    • @patrickloftis7196
      @patrickloftis7196 4 роки тому +1

      @@chessweeb4595 I know. I hate arguing with stupid people in comment sections. The just refuse to budge and won't admit that they're wrong.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 роки тому

      @@patrickloftis7196 no, i always budge and admit I'm wrong!

  • @PauKj
    @PauKj 8 років тому +137

    Hey isn't that the guy who smokes salvia?

    • @mcknight1043
      @mcknight1043 8 років тому +2

      +Dzung Le Nigga what?

    • @dzungle1669
      @dzungle1669 8 років тому +3

      +Pay To See Username Check out the other guy's channel (Erik) for the inside joke, it's internetcommentettiquete.

    • @CrimsonKnight77
      @CrimsonKnight77 8 років тому +1

      Nah man I think it's saliva that he smokes.

    • @fred380
      @fred380 8 років тому

      l

  • @cstubbssubs7746
    @cstubbssubs7746 8 років тому +337

    Haven't watched it yet but it's gonna be great

  • @rapidstrike87rapid71
    @rapidstrike87rapid71 6 років тому +350

    We all know dodge ball is the far superior sport.

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 5 років тому +1

      i agree

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 роки тому

      @GA y Y AYYAYY YA YY ay y YYAGA Y Gaya yag ay GAYA GAGAYA Ygay yakashi fuck mehard bruh gay ya or football

    • @Ricoxemani
      @Ricoxemani 4 роки тому

      Nothing can beat fencing for me. It's the true superior sport.

  • @AlyxDG
    @AlyxDG 4 роки тому +30

    “Where’s the thumbtacks? Where’s the bleeding?”
    Pro-wrestling fans are asking the same question.

    • @Sendra-
      @Sendra- 4 роки тому +1

      And also it's sad that for showing wrestlemania he put Chris Benoit

    • @stedjuba259
      @stedjuba259 4 роки тому

      @@Sendra- I think it was on purpose

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 роки тому

      Hardcore/deathmatch leagues still exist

  • @dms110D
    @dms110D 8 років тому +201

    American football.
    YOU DONT EVEN USE YOUR FEET

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 8 років тому +10

      Whatarya!?!! A COMMIE!?

    • @Chasmodius
      @Chasmodius 8 років тому +5

      How do you run if you don't use your feet? Duhh.
      (extreme sarcasm)

    • @yowelsepti7785
      @yowelsepti7785 8 років тому +9

      I mean, you kick every once in a while... I guess it only makes sense to call it football if you're the kicker though, so I don't know what the other 21-49 guys on the team are doing calling it football

    • @asacarroll307
      @asacarroll307 8 років тому +1

      exactly

    • @alijoc
      @alijoc 8 років тому +1

      Exactly Amirite!

  • @KuSaiki
    @KuSaiki 7 років тому +326

    I wonder if Jack knows that the guy he put in the picture for Wrestlemania killed his wife, son and himself

    • @bant3565
      @bant3565 7 років тому +35

      i think he knows lol

    • @tigerboyQais
      @tigerboyQais 7 років тому +8

      Dylan Clarkin who? Kris Penwa?

    • @bant3565
      @bant3565 7 років тому

      Ok Ok krispen wot

    • @Nitropvnk
      @Nitropvnk 7 років тому

      Dylan Clarkin really?

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki 7 років тому +2

      Insane Wølf yes, real shame, he worked some of the greatest matches of modern day wrestling, but wwe refuse to acknowledge that he existed

  • @UltimateAdigaGamer
    @UltimateAdigaGamer 6 років тому +572

    Jack’s jokes: shallow, short, mildly chuckling.
    Erik’s jokes: intensive detail, long and hilarious.
    Erik is the better jacksfilms.

    • @pantflix5353
      @pantflix5353 6 років тому +96

      Jack is good too
      But Erik is sooo underrated

    • @JohnLuckPickard141
      @JohnLuckPickard141 5 років тому +9

      UltimateAdigaGamer What crawled up YOUR ass?

    • @femcelgirlfren
      @femcelgirlfren 5 років тому +3

      he’s insanely attractive too

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 5 років тому

      Jack is really funny but in both of these Ton Tep Boiz Erik kills it

  • @DeceasedDuck
    @DeceasedDuck 5 років тому +68

    tennis
    just 2 guys playing cricket against eachother

  • @benjaminrei1319
    @benjaminrei1319 7 років тому +978

    "My favorite sport is _____ and I found this offensive."
    Nobody cares.
    "My favorite sport is _____ and I found this funny."
    Nobody cares.

    • @SHOCKLT
      @SHOCKLT 7 років тому +49

      My favorite sport is replying to comments, and I find this offensive

    • @licenselessrider4486
      @licenselessrider4486 7 років тому +9

      dis reminds me of like when a comedian video and the joke pertains to race and its kinda makin fun of em and then some guy inevitably says "I am italian (or w.e the fuck it is) and I think this is hilaarious" its like what you want a medal for being a person who isn't an idiot who gets triggered by dumb shit? Fuckin hate those people lol, the people who write those comments i mean not italians

    • @miketas7665
      @miketas7665 7 років тому +2

      benjaminrei13 I'm 500th like
      Nobody cares

    • @D_U_N_E
      @D_U_N_E 7 років тому +1

      So what I am hearing is... You hate Italians... I mean you can't even capitalize their "I", I mean how much do you hate them that you can't see them as being proper nouns.

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 7 років тому +1

      we don't care that you don't care

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 7 років тому +869

    All in favor of more top ten boys say AYE

  • @karlacantu2157
    @karlacantu2157 8 років тому +698

    I didnt even know theres 10 sports

  • @roblovely15
    @roblovely15 4 роки тому +34

    I remember those days
    And we would throw shade at stupid sports
    Now we don't have sports anymore.
    Because of the coronavirus

  • @DrewbyDooby
    @DrewbyDooby 8 років тому +459

    YESSS The Topten Boyzz™ R BACKKKK

    • @DrewbyDooby
      @DrewbyDooby 8 років тому +13

      "All they do are toptens!"©

    • @user-eq5pr2bc5g
      @user-eq5pr2bc5g 8 років тому +1

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Trademark OMG 😂😂😂😂

    • @explanationmark_
      @explanationmark_ 8 років тому +2

      +DuckThug fammmm gotta love the TOPTEM BOIZ amirite ayyyyyyy

  • @MattFitVlog
    @MattFitVlog 8 років тому +69

    Jack and Eric fanfiction, day 1 of 1 draft:
    Eric: "Nice video bro we really did it"
    Jack: "Yeah teamwork bro 10/10"
    Eric: "Yeah bro lets get some more drinks in man it's hot in here" *takes off shirt*
    Jack: "Oh bro that reminds me I've been doing this P90 thing with some UA-camrs..."
    Eric: "I don't mean to cut you off bro but I want you to P in MY 90 if you know what I'm saying"
    Jack: "I'll do literally anything if you sign up for Audible. ANYTHING"

    • @jenthebookhugger3035
      @jenthebookhugger3035 8 років тому

      yesssss

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 8 років тому +11

      Bounced on ma boys dick to this for five minutes and we decided we didn't like the gay parts.

    • @kire5047
      @kire5047 8 років тому +7

      *Erik

  • @undinele8471
    @undinele8471 7 років тому +385

    i fucking love erik

  • @Herzfeld10
    @Herzfeld10 5 років тому +101

    bring back toptenboyz 2019

  • @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva
    @HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva 8 років тому +281

    The amount of times they said "soccer" made me want to chug bleach
    *FOOTBALL*

    • @null-rc4jb
      @null-rc4jb 8 років тому +10

      *futbol

    • @cupstack123
      @cupstack123 8 років тому +7

      +Isai Habanero *fytboowl

    • @utubinator
      @utubinator 8 років тому +26

      Three words: get over it.

    • @tiffity
      @tiffity 8 років тому +37

      You mean soccer?

    • @mbader2399
      @mbader2399 8 років тому +21

      Yeah, because non- Americans matter

  • @TomahawkTrollstin
    @TomahawkTrollstin 8 років тому +137

    I cringe at dislikers who think they are being legit

    • @Evilwhiteclownpunk
      @Evilwhiteclownpunk 8 років тому +1

      I dislike cringers who think they are being legit...

    • @nicynodle2
      @nicynodle2 8 років тому +1

      Or that jack is just not funny? is that a possibility? No?

    • @whatsittoya8483
      @whatsittoya8483 8 років тому

      nope

    • @jasonmason6910
      @jasonmason6910 8 років тому +1

      cause they are. These fucking american dont know what the actual fuck they are talking about. It's just sad.

    • @vrmpyr
      @vrmpyr 8 років тому +8

      Ever heard of the word satire?

  • @Verm0uth07
    @Verm0uth07 8 років тому +114

    Is that Erik or Jack's long lost husband?

    • @Verm0uth07
      @Verm0uth07 8 років тому +1

      +Andrew Shannon Yes, I laughed so hard at this comment.

    • @Trolax
      @Trolax 8 років тому +3

      NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY JACK'S GF CLAIMS TO BE ERIN BUT ACTUALLY IT WAS HIS BF CALLED ERIK!

    • @harmatvajda5972
      @harmatvajda5972 8 років тому

      +Trolax Erik - Erin, it's just one letter difference after all. xD

    • @Trolax
      @Trolax 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @CPmuddle27
      @CPmuddle27 8 років тому +19

      Both

  • @JJswagshot
    @JJswagshot 5 років тому +51

    "Swim."
    "Please."
    "Swim!"
    "Please."

  • @mall0w_238
    @mall0w_238 8 років тому +37

    "Why don't you like fencing?"
    "Because nobody dies."

  • @gabicole7704
    @gabicole7704 7 років тому +350

    What about that broom sweepy ice sport (I FORGOT THE NAME)

    • @mohinmiah6763
      @mohinmiah6763 7 років тому +33

      The Rubber Band curling😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @neutrallii
      @neutrallii 7 років тому

      The Rubber Band curling

    • @KrayZWT
      @KrayZWT 7 років тому +7

      Zamboning

    • @bryanhadley937
      @bryanhadley937 7 років тому +1

      The Rubber Band it's like shuffle board, but it looks even more stupid

    • @GKXPress
      @GKXPress 7 років тому

      The Rubber Band excuse me, curling is one of the top 10 sports

  • @metrosuez7475
    @metrosuez7475 8 років тому +279

    As a Brit in love with the sport of football I would like to apologise for my countrymen who don't understand satire or parody. Ignore their butthurtness, one day they will get it and realise how stupid they were when commenting on this video.

    • @Drasaur130
      @Drasaur130 8 років тому +11

      most british comedy is satire though..

    • @Drasaur130
      @Drasaur130 8 років тому +6

      they would understand

    • @yowelsepti7785
      @yowelsepti7785 8 років тому +13

      You know, you'd think people would understand that it was satirical when they made a video like this before AND they called the Olympics a sport.

    • @shahrozamjad3142
      @shahrozamjad3142 8 років тому

      thank you these fuckerdont know shi

    • @johnlenox9879
      @johnlenox9879 8 років тому

      look up satire you English bigot

  • @DarleneLesmana
    @DarleneLesmana 4 роки тому +44

    "When's the last time you saw a swim fight" my cousin tried to drown me

    • @TheKoen640
      @TheKoen640 4 роки тому +3

      Wow did he succeed?

    • @Brghhh
      @Brghhh 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheKoen640 yes he did he is in heaven now

  • @siobh218
    @siobh218 7 років тому +268

    i need another video with the top ten boys asap

  • @verity7650
    @verity7650 7 років тому +232

    Wii Sports for life!!!

  • @drunkendog13
    @drunkendog13 7 років тому +253

    The amount of people who got triggered from this

    • @mathres17
      @mathres17 6 років тому

      Drunken Dog i did.Not anymore

    • @jimlardjohnson
      @jimlardjohnson 6 років тому +1

      How is the Olympics a sport? Just curious

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 років тому

      You know how? Because it is a *joke*

  • @rohanchadha2577
    @rohanchadha2577 5 років тому +29

    "That's not how you tour de France"

  • @Chasmodius
    @Chasmodius 8 років тому +64

    I'm outraged! I cannot believe that you spelled "boyz" with an "s" instead of a "z"!

    • @Chasmodius
      @Chasmodius 8 років тому +24

      Honestly though, my favorite joke was putting in a picture of Digimon in place of Pokemon Go.

    • @oldyourunfoundednightmare6407
      @oldyourunfoundednightmare6407 8 років тому

      +Chasmodius I both died laughing and cringed at the same time

    • @nerdycanuck4575
      @nerdycanuck4575 8 років тому +2

      Because they can actually spell

    • @poizunlady67
      @poizunlady67 8 років тому

      LOL!

  • @mailmanmax2766
    @mailmanmax2766 8 років тому +220

    "hockey" you just pissed off Canada

    • @brando5366
      @brando5366 8 років тому +1

      Max mariano I am kinda triggered tbh

    • @soap924
      @soap924 7 років тому +6

      Max mariano I'm Canadian and there is a lot of fighting and goalies take skates to the neck all the time

    • @fatrosh5591
      @fatrosh5591 7 років тому +8

      Max mariano Canada isn't real

    • @CacaFartin
      @CacaFartin 7 років тому +1

      I'm triggered as well

    • @jonplaysgames664
      @jonplaysgames664 7 років тому +2

      Max mariano me too cause i love soccer

  • @gabriellelitten6140
    @gabriellelitten6140 7 років тому +121

    Bring back top 10 boys!!!!!

  • @lakatosfrodo9613
    @lakatosfrodo9613 4 роки тому +82

    T10B:“World’s top 10 worst
    sports. Let’s go!”
    Me: “this should be interesti...”
    T10B: “ *SOCCER* “
    Me: *cries in European*

    • @joelwebster5073
      @joelwebster5073 4 роки тому +2

      T10B: 7th worst game. Cricket
      Me:Screams in bogan

    • @mgtpersonal
      @mgtpersonal 4 роки тому

      *cris in hexan*

    • @shanejeffery9687
      @shanejeffery9687 4 роки тому

      Soccer should’ve been #1

    • @shanejeffery9687
      @shanejeffery9687 4 роки тому

      bentai Hey Grammar Police!! You are talking to a 12 year old kid there. Maybe you should have capitalized ‘I’ in your little retort. Next time you want to act like a know it all, and call out the grammar of a 12 year old, you better have all of your spelling and grammar in order too!! FFS

    • @shanejeffery9687
      @shanejeffery9687 4 роки тому

      bentai Which part did you not understand that the comment was made by a 12 year old? Were you perfect at 12? Also, why the need to swear?

  • @teddy41555
    @teddy41555 7 років тому +153

    Not everyone \plays sport jack, check your ESPN!

  • @vorxer
    @vorxer 7 років тому +231

    I think you just about triggered the entire world.

  • @sam-tingmexican5291
    @sam-tingmexican5291 7 років тому +413

    You done triggered 83% of man kind. Well done.

    • @leifeday
      @leifeday 6 років тому +18

      Have you noticed that whenever you make up a statistic you always use 83%?

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 6 років тому +4

      They also probably triggered the WWE with that picture at 5:02.
      Hint : Chris Benoit.

    • @Johsther
      @Johsther 6 років тому

      Blauze yup

    • @jeremyutt9086
      @jeremyutt9086 6 років тому

      I guess I’m in the other 17% of people

    • @loganfragoso5659
      @loganfragoso5659 6 років тому

      leifeday how I met your mother reference?

  • @veryneatguy-838
    @veryneatguy-838 4 роки тому +19

    Since the Olympics are postponed, they now have time to add Spider-Ball!

    • @zeke2388
      @zeke2388 4 роки тому +5

      Spider ball 2020

  • @dominictierney7365
    @dominictierney7365 8 років тому +294

    How come they didn't include American football?

    • @al23438
      @al23438 8 років тому +21

      *real

    • @seanperis8583
      @seanperis8583 8 років тому +1

      +Dr Duck mehh

    • @triplejtrickshotz3903
      @triplejtrickshotz3903 8 років тому +13

      because its good

    • @funne3y
      @funne3y 8 років тому +28

      maybe they love commercials every five minutes hahaha

    • @Eaze1077
      @Eaze1077 8 років тому +16

      because america is the best country in the world and american football is the best sport in the world

  • @juliano89
    @juliano89 7 років тому +174

    I'm a fencer and I died

  • @jacobburek6602
    @jacobburek6602 7 років тому +139

    I'd actually play spider ball

    • @mission101
      @mission101 6 років тому +7

      Jacob Burek is watch it if they had cameras inside the ball so I could see all the screaming and reactions

    • @benhur6211
      @benhur6211 6 років тому +3

      Lol it sounds like a good way to snap a leg

    • @CometMedalChavez
      @CometMedalChavez 6 років тому +1

      Well then 1v1 me in Spider-Ball, M8.

    • @completeepicness5070
      @completeepicness5070 6 років тому +2

      But, what if it was like soccer, but each of the persons is replaced by a spider ball so it Is essentially mega crab soccer

    • @benhur6211
      @benhur6211 6 років тому +1

      CompleteEpicness YGS boi

  • @bleysmcnutt5500
    @bleysmcnutt5500 4 роки тому +21

    "Nobody dies!" "Then you'd love the Olympics." Was that a Munich reference?