Worst Apology on Youtube

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2017
  • This is the greatest bad apology of All Time
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  • @BillyD3Kidd
    @BillyD3Kidd 6 років тому +14347

    Archeologist will be stunned when they find this man's skull.

    • @ogshrimpsauce
      @ogshrimpsauce 6 років тому +513

      BillyD3Kidd underrated

    • @Fatalismic
      @Fatalismic 6 років тому +434

      I’m dying bro

    • @silly1994
      @silly1994 6 років тому +266

      DEAD

    • @Bwaarghz
      @Bwaarghz 6 років тому +231

      Holy fuck lmao

    • @shutfupjake
      @shutfupjake 6 років тому +498

      They probably think that they found one of the coneheads

  • @fwlamebratt
    @fwlamebratt 3 роки тому +20316

    bruh he look like a breadstick going through a goth phase

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 2 роки тому +751

    “She was perfect, she was an atheist”
    Weirdest apology video

  • @honked_up8569
    @honked_up8569 11 місяців тому +60

    At least he didn’t have a ukulele 💀

  • @maheeraymaan305
    @maheeraymaan305 4 роки тому +8817

    Things that are big here:
    1.Jokes about that dude's forehead
    2.That dude's forehead

  • @josephellis8501
    @josephellis8501 5 років тому +12679

    His forehead grows an inch for every time he cheats

    • @peacekeeper7836
      @peacekeeper7836 5 років тому +90

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shocklocked4205
      @shocklocked4205 4 роки тому +522

      Shit finna be a damn football field by the end of his predatory self justification bullshit.

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 4 роки тому +34

      💀💀💀

    • @pollall2793
      @pollall2793 4 роки тому +64

      Joseph Ellis Holy shit... Why did you put that image in my head? I won’t be able to sleep tonight...

    • @demigod8674
      @demigod8674 4 роки тому +27

      Naw his nose does

  • @lenniegray3086
    @lenniegray3086 11 місяців тому +120

    Charlie: Social Repose's apology is the worst one on UA-cam.
    Colleen Ballinger: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @ImArTiStIc629
      @ImArTiStIc629 11 місяців тому +9

      Both are fucking awful tbh. But i still agree

    • @pepelarrza3877
      @pepelarrza3877 6 місяців тому +3

      Tbf atleast Collen gave us a banger

  • @asterven
    @asterven 2 роки тому +432

    charlie in 2017: raging about his 5'6" height
    charlie in 2022: *"im the perfect size, 5'6""*

    • @jasiq99
      @jasiq99 Рік тому +43

      Better character development than blond Marilyn Manson here...

    • @coolandgood1010
      @coolandgood1010 Рік тому +3

      Charlie is perfect.

    • @AspireGMD
      @AspireGMD 9 місяців тому

      @@jasiq99 More like Charles Manson.

  • @yasuhoe6094
    @yasuhoe6094 3 роки тому +6240

    Tbh, he looks like this emoji: 🗿

    • @LACHRYMA
      @LACHRYMA 3 роки тому +148

      FJFDYDHUTERU HES A WHOLE EASTER ISLAND MOYAI HELP I CANT BREATHEー

    • @DefinitionOfCons
      @DefinitionOfCons 3 роки тому +36

      More people need to see this.

    • @sp1d3ycide
      @sp1d3ycide 3 роки тому +18

      JDHEHHSHSHS STOPPPP AAHSJ

    • @mysticalx7974
      @mysticalx7974 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @tiramiisu0
      @tiramiisu0 3 роки тому +71

      don’t disrespect 🗿 like that.

  • @coconutbuster1335
    @coconutbuster1335 4 роки тому +3742

    He looks like a piece of string cheese

  • @EmDInside9
    @EmDInside9 6 місяців тому +38

    Yall remember when this was considered the worst apology? The good ol days.

    • @Lousfw
      @Lousfw 2 місяці тому +1

      still is

    • @EmDInside9
      @EmDInside9 2 місяці тому

      @Lousfw idk man. That ukelele apology was pretty bad

    • @unclemaggot
      @unclemaggot Місяць тому

      This is pretty bad tho

    • @dovahdog0
      @dovahdog0 21 день тому

      ​@@EmDInside9And the interperative dance💀

  • @SociaII
    @SociaII 5 років тому +13934

    this fool looks like squidwards house in negative colors

    • @redlou3908
      @redlou3908 4 роки тому +262

      inutblood need more cultured folks like you

    • @daboyz2374
      @daboyz2374 4 роки тому +102

      inutblood If you look closer theirs some doctors from the pet hospital down the street asking about a dying animal on the premises

    • @liahmmessinger3753
      @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому +272

      That's not nice. Say sorry to squidwards house.

    • @saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504
      @saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504 4 роки тому +106

      🗿

    • @skrillexsk8er
      @skrillexsk8er 4 роки тому +10

      Omg lol that's great

  • @noobyshinobi8599
    @noobyshinobi8599 3 роки тому +6620

    Him: enters bar
    Bartender: Why the long face?

  • @jennamarie7152
    @jennamarie7152 2 роки тому +541

    His apology was the epitome of "I'm not sorry I did it, I'm sorry I got caught in the act." Makes me laugh every time I'm reminded of it. But, update several years later, Jaclyn is happily married to someone who treats her better and they're pregnant :) No idea what SocialRepose has been up to tho

    • @jedmather1082
      @jedmather1082 2 роки тому +42

      music and eyeliner addiction

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 роки тому +26

      Ik I saw it too! It's so amazing. She should thank herself for leaving him and finding her soulmate. What a champ, but social repost is nothing short of a clown. Just full on jester, he looks like a broke joker. Like if joker was on crack and gave up crime.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 роки тому +2

      @@rd101 why it looked like he either failed or dropped out though?

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 роки тому +4

      @@bryn1063 He looks like the Jared Leto joker but with less makeup.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 роки тому +3

      @@goosegas2087 and that they only had a 5k budget 🤣

  • @goose93
    @goose93 2 роки тому +40

    With how he looks I'm surprised he was able to cheat

  • @genevieve6652
    @genevieve6652 5 років тому +4171

    " she was perfect, she was an atheist and uhh......uhhh she umm....is a woman"

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 років тому +40

      @Genevieve Dellamano FR, lames like this got no language skills

    • @youngblocka8128
      @youngblocka8128 5 років тому +392

      "She uh, she had boobs and stuff. I really liked that aspect of her personality. She was perfect please accept my apology"

    • @maxieprimo2758
      @maxieprimo2758 5 років тому +82

      Ah yes. The two qualities in a woman.

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 5 років тому +177

      Anyone who says, "she was perfect... She was an atheist," has to be one of the most pathetic people I've ever seen in my life. This takes euphoria to a whole new level man. Is that really all it takes for people like this. I mean, Jesus Christ, even Christians have higher standards than, "She was a Christian." And is it really that difficult to find a person in their 20's who's an atheist nowadays? I'd actually think it was more difficult to find a Christian girl.

    • @TheNexDude
      @TheNexDude 5 років тому +46

      @@augustgreig9420 it sounds like something someone would use as a joke but this dude is saying it seriously as if he means it.

  • @EppiBoy
    @EppiBoy 4 роки тому +7778

    JACLYNS DELETED COMMENT: "I absolutely did not ask to move into a house with you 3 months in lol. You are the first person that brought up moving in together and the plan for that wasn't until mid next year. We were in a long-distance relationship. The only way to make that work is to have some vague idea of when the distance would be closed. That's the only reason I ever brought it up but thanks for trying to make me sound irrational though. Especially coming from the guy who kept calling me his wife and who bought me a ring to wear on my left ring finger. Do not play like you weren't absolutely perpetuating the idea of real commitment. This was never a conversation we had after I caught you cheating. Fear of commitment didn't drive you to cheat, are you kidding? You were in another girls pants a month after we started. You made fun of one of my exes for failing at commitment as though you were above that. You bring me on a UK/European tour with plans to stay extra days in Paris. You were going to take me to your family thanksgiving. You gave no indication of this being a problem ever. You discredited everyone who warned me and then you sit there and act like it's shocking to you that I didn't listen to them? You played a role in that. Also, do not call cheating a mistake. If you felt any remorse you wouldn't have continued to do it. You didn't slip and fall. You made a choice. You made that choice over and over again with no regard for my feelings. If I didn't see those texts you would have kept doing it. That is not a mistake, that is intent."

  • @gedm_1875
    @gedm_1875 Рік тому +44

    dude he acted SO sociopathic

    • @Miss_Akashiya
      @Miss_Akashiya Рік тому

      Yess my first thought also was at least anti social personality disorder. Really seems on the level of a sociopath / psychopath

  • @smbledsoe21
    @smbledsoe21 11 місяців тому +31

    And then now, 5 years later, Colleen Ballinger took the title and will likely keep it forever for having the worst apology video on UA-cam. How did I even end up here!? 😂

  • @xXgracexX333
    @xXgracexX333 6 років тому +5194

    “She got so attached to me”
    Wow. Someone who wants a relationship actually shows that she wants to spend time with you.

    • @joeill620
      @joeill620 6 років тому +42

      xXgracexX333 exactly!!! So many people act that way

    • @theparodymonster1
      @theparodymonster1 6 років тому +103

      xXgracexX333 that part actually hit me kinda hard seeing as i get attatched very quickly as well. There is nothing wrong with getting attatched quickly as long as you and your partner is communicating

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 6 років тому +4

      xXgracexX333 maybe he meant too clingy

    • @sydneyrica1802
      @sydneyrica1802 6 років тому +77

      Yeah he sounded so dumb there. He gave her a promise ring and had a commitment ceremony like a month in. So that's not a fvcking excuse

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 6 років тому +59

      She got in the way of him spending time with his truest love... himself.

  • @ewanharkes5836
    @ewanharkes5836 6 років тому +2266

    She was his atheist.
    And god help anyone who disrespected his atheist

  • @iamnotthatguy7166
    @iamnotthatguy7166 2 роки тому +200

    “She was perfect she was an atheist” ah yes the keystone to every healthy relationship. Atheism. 😐

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +1

      I thought it was Pokémon cards

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Рік тому +7

      Mmm yes, because anyone who practices any religion can never have a healthy relationship
      Rant: I’m not religious at all, I’ve never beeen to a single church in my entire life but some atheists always criticize Christian religions and never others. You won’t talk about African religions, Islam, or Hinduism though 💀 sometimes I feel those people are only atheist cause they have beef with Christianity specifically

    • @finn.1548
      @finn.1548 Рік тому +1

      @@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah No Becky I just can't bring myself to believe in some all-seeing being or getting to pass into some other realm when I die

    • @finn.1548
      @finn.1548 Рік тому +2

      @@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Also Christianity has harmed SO many people lmfao?? So obviously some people don't like it

    • @finn.1548
      @finn.1548 Рік тому +2

      But if he said "she was perfect, she was christian" he would've been praised 💀
      Christian wants to date another christian? Great! Atheist wants to date another Atheist? HOW DARE THEY

  • @thechosenjuan8776
    @thechosenjuan8776 2 роки тому +33

    this man really was so scared to face his sins on camera that he made a Frankenstein's monster to do it for him

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann Рік тому +87

    i think my favorite thing i ever read about this guy was commented on this video and it said "if you squint really hard it looks like he's wearing sunglasses"

    • @axisred2301
      @axisred2301 Рік тому +5

      You're right! He looks like an unsubtle attempt to foreshadow a villain with those eyes.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 Рік тому +6

      @@axisred2301 He goes from looking like a crackhead ellen Degeneres to looking like Albert Wesker.

    • @matahari4424
      @matahari4424 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @naughtymelon6712
    @naughtymelon6712 3 роки тому +7167

    I’d lose at least 20 pounds if I walked the distance between his hairline and his eyebrows

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 3 роки тому +175

      Funny cuz he looks like Mike Dirnt from Green Day “I walk a lonely road, the only forehead I have ever known”

    • @warpedteacup2561
      @warpedteacup2561 3 роки тому +81

      R/rareinsults

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 3 роки тому +1

      What size?

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 3 роки тому +33

      @@warpedteacup2561 stay away stinky redditor

    • @letizva
      @letizva 3 роки тому +6

      HELEPEPEPKE AHAHAHHAHAHWHA

  • @CursedCaptainGaming
    @CursedCaptainGaming 3 роки тому +27094

    Ellen’s looking rough these days

  • @senn1iii
    @senn1iii 10 місяців тому +15

    wait till this man finds the colleen ballinger apology in 5 years

  • @Bruh-oy7wh
    @Bruh-oy7wh Рік тому +33

    I love how these people apologize to their fans instead of the people they hurt

    • @khalidhassan9423
      @khalidhassan9423 Рік тому

      these conceited indviduals still want squeeze in a little ad revenue

  • @angelbluue4303
    @angelbluue4303 3 роки тому +3636

    This dudes head is longer than Queen Elizabeth's lifespan

  • @cornoffthecobs7299
    @cornoffthecobs7299 3 роки тому +6992

    He looks like a rich, homeless powdered doughnut

  • @djflyx1549
    @djflyx1549 11 місяців тому +12

    This guy apologised to everyone but his girlfriend

  • @JcHammez
    @JcHammez 2 роки тому +17

    “He could’ve bent over and farted for 9 minute and it would’ve had the same effect” 💀💀

  • @AffyMoon
    @AffyMoon 4 роки тому +3498

    He somehow manages to look like Billie eilish, jacksfilms, James Charles, jake Paul, Bart Simpson and a random drug addict at the same time
    Edit: keep adding on let's go

    • @sweetneko1257
      @sweetneko1257 3 роки тому +343

      Don’t you dare compare Jacksfilms to this used barbecue napkin

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 3 роки тому +136

      @@sweetneko1257 I just noticed I named 1 neutral, 2 hated and 2 liked people in this comment
      Neutral - Billie
      Liked: Jack and Bart(well Bart could fit in neutral too)
      Disliked: James and Jake
      Also noticed all their names start with J or B,

    • @sweetneko1257
      @sweetneko1257 3 роки тому +24

      Moonblade I just made a joke, bro. Ya don’t have to take it seriously

    • @sweetneko1257
      @sweetneko1257 3 роки тому +18

      Moonblade But I do appreciate the essay

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 3 роки тому +84

      @@sweetneko1257 that wasn't an hate essay tho I just noticed a funny coincidence

  • @monke980
    @monke980 3 роки тому +13479

    "she was perfect, she was an atheist, she watched rick and morty"

    • @addaskhasawneh8174
      @addaskhasawneh8174 2 роки тому +74

      😂😂

    • @thedragonborn9027
      @thedragonborn9027 2 роки тому +206

      3 years now and still making bangers

    • @prophetofink7971
      @prophetofink7971 2 роки тому +173

      okay watching rick and morty definitely qualifies as perfect

    • @statesminds
      @statesminds 2 роки тому +161

      @@prophetofink7971 yikes lol i like rick and morty but wouldnt use that as an indication of whether or not to like someone

    • @prophetofink7971
      @prophetofink7971 2 роки тому +181

      @@statesminds I like Rick and morty and I wasn’t being genuine

  • @jenr5528
    @jenr5528 2 роки тому +18

    Imagine being so pathetic that you hurt people who love you, and then turn around and blame them for having literally the most _basic_ expectations of you in the relationship. Take responsibility for your own decisions.

  • @K.Dre_is_Undead
    @K.Dre_is_Undead 9 місяців тому +9

    A couple years and one ukulele later I think we got another banger lmfao

  • @nutball2626
    @nutball2626 4 роки тому +6926

    “She was perfect” so naturally u cheated on her

    • @ImTheReverse
      @ImTheReverse 4 роки тому +382

      Bro, don't forget....... she was an atheist

    • @piggy8735
      @piggy8735 4 роки тому +105

      I'mTheReverse what was her religion I didn't hear him say it

    • @joerandom7160
      @joerandom7160 4 роки тому +167

      @@piggy8735 Im not 100% sure, but I think she may be an atheist

    • @piggy8735
      @piggy8735 4 роки тому +56

      joe random you have good ears I didn't hear that re-watched the vid and heard him say it :)

    • @killert41
      @killert41 4 роки тому +14

      @@ImTheReverse i love this comment

  • @soundcipher4533
    @soundcipher4533 6 років тому +4952

    "She was perfect, she was an atheist"
    This line really showed how much he really didn't care about Jaclyn. That sounds like something that a person would say if they were forced to say some good things about a guy they barely knew at his funeral. "He was a great person... He was a Jehovah's Witness... He had a dog named Mikey."

    • @bb-jr5xo
      @bb-jr5xo 6 років тому +259

      I Eat Trash A r e y o u a J e h o v a ' s W i t n e s s ?

    • @treebark8156
      @treebark8156 6 років тому +108

      What a terrible funeral where they ask a person that doesn't know the dead guy to say something about him.
      Or maybe just a terrible attempt by the person to get their 5 seconds. Funeral still sucks hard either way.

    • @jackpress15
      @jackpress15 6 років тому +75

      Magicalfuntime But in reality, the dog's name was Bobby.

    • @sluggaslugga6768
      @sluggaslugga6768 6 років тому +2

      that was the best line

    • @matthewgraham2283
      @matthewgraham2283 6 років тому +1

      Magicalfuntime he was listing the things about her that where good not saying she was only perfect because she was an atheist you twattard

  • @-Poka-
    @-Poka- 11 місяців тому +8

    Each year... And more years later, there is always someone who is going to make a worst apology and gets more worse in the future. How wonderful is that?

  • @taniaroman5857
    @taniaroman5857 2 роки тому +17

    Charlie: you're gonna have a hard time topping this "apology"
    Sienna Mae: allow me to introduce myself

    • @angrycat6954
      @angrycat6954 Рік тому

      Sienna Mae: so anyways I started dancin

    • @lsebastian9086
      @lsebastian9086 3 місяці тому

      @@angrycat6954 And then someone brings the Ukelele

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 3 роки тому +5569

    What I liked about Jaclyn:
    >shes an atheist
    >she seemed to care about me
    >um...
    What a narcissist

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 роки тому +553

      So basically
      -her views matched mine and she believed what I believed
      -she gives me attention and loves me even though I dont deserve it

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 3 роки тому +220

      I love that she *seemed* to care. Very passive aggressive.

    • @qwertyuiopqwertyuiop-bb4mi
      @qwertyuiopqwertyuiop-bb4mi 3 роки тому +30

      @@alexisd6106 To be fair, most people do the first one and I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.

    • @ChristianWario
      @ChristianWario 3 роки тому +15

      Wow what a kind and caring person this Social Repose guy seems to be!

    • @sofieschuurman3746
      @sofieschuurman3746 3 роки тому +61

      @@qwertyuiopqwertyuiop-bb4mi I don’t think that’s bad either, but it is bad when that’s all you like someone for

  • @davegomez4200
    @davegomez4200 4 роки тому +3321

    *cheats on gf*
    *makes a apology video...........
    to his audience*

    • @silversalmon9909
      @silversalmon9909 4 роки тому +127

      Really shows that he's only worried about how this will affect his social image and views.

    • @Thefuryspeed100
      @Thefuryspeed100 4 роки тому +80

      Yeah sorry i did that, do you all mind if you stop hating me now?

    • @weirdssissi6367
      @weirdssissi6367 4 роки тому +3

      @@Thefuryspeed100 what?That'a dumb

    • @Thefuryspeed100
      @Thefuryspeed100 4 роки тому +52

      @@weirdssissi6367 that is what i imagine his thought process is like lol

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 4 роки тому +1

      Like who gives a fuck

  • @YNEA.
    @YNEA. 2 роки тому +28

    His forehead can fit two brains in it but he decides to have none.

  • @1xplosion
    @1xplosion 10 місяців тому +6

    at least he didnt pull out the ukulele

  • @a.ffirmative
    @a.ffirmative 4 роки тому +7766

    He look like someone trying to draw Jared Leto's Joker by memory

  • @mrmarcello3277
    @mrmarcello3277 3 роки тому +2904

    “She thought she could fix me, so I proved her wrong”

  • @Subnootical8497
    @Subnootical8497 2 роки тому +8

    "I met Jaclyn, she was beauty, she was grace, she had a profile picture of an anime girl's face."

  • @Nobody-tu5wt
    @Nobody-tu5wt 2 роки тому +12

    Dude looks like he just did multiple blood transfusions at once after he revealed he has a rare blood type

  • @jalilsalomon5587
    @jalilsalomon5587 3 роки тому +5311

    "She was pefect, she was an atheist"
    so he is a redditor

    • @ryanmyers4205
      @ryanmyers4205 3 роки тому +204

      Redditors have slightly more braincells

    • @atlasw8280
      @atlasw8280 3 роки тому +250

      @@ryanmyers4205 1 braincell more

    • @aliyaf9869
      @aliyaf9869 3 роки тому +112

      Ryan Myers no 😂 don’t give them hope

    • @anything8953
      @anything8953 3 роки тому +145

      @@nyx6625 out of the frying pan into the fire

    • @nyx6625
      @nyx6625 3 роки тому +8

      @@VonHira at least twitter cancels the pedos.

  • @narclump6143
    @narclump6143 6 років тому +4998

    She was perfect, she was an atheist.
    *god left the match*

    • @user-mr8xe7qz7s
      @user-mr8xe7qz7s 6 років тому +6

      MynameBob jr lol

    • @brandobp24
      @brandobp24 5 років тому

      lol

    • @jmmip202
      @jmmip202 5 років тому

      Wait..

    • @dited358
      @dited358 5 років тому +78

      He probably said that in a mocking tone, hopefully, everyone knows that progressive atheists don't have desirable qualities.

    • @papadonald5674
      @papadonald5674 5 років тому

      MynameBob jr how do you do that with the text

  • @Justarockbronothingelse
    @Justarockbronothingelse 9 місяців тому +5

    If you squint your eyes hard enough it’ll look like he’s wearing shades

  • @fatimashahid7592
    @fatimashahid7592 11 місяців тому +7

    we thought this was bad

  • @thefrozenflames1658
    @thefrozenflames1658 3 роки тому +17726

    This dude’s forehead stole the inches of height Charlie was supposed to grow

    • @shroukahmed2176
      @shroukahmed2176 3 роки тому +245

      Underrated lol

    • @mochii_on_video
      @mochii_on_video 3 роки тому +117

      bruhhhh underated comment right here

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 3 роки тому +57

      That’s so mean!

    • @TheCreeperSwagOffical
      @TheCreeperSwagOffical 3 роки тому +80

      Ed from ed edd and eddy are you really going to say that him/her is being mean to this guy who, if you watched the video cheated on his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend and btw still cheating on other girls to this day should not be insulted? He is a terrible person, cheaters are bad and deserve to be insulted because they hurt someone who loved them and cared a lot about them and then they turn around to just you know do the deed with someone else, it’s horrible and you shouldn’t support it because it’s wrong.

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 3 роки тому +58

      Emotion Brody I was calling the guy who cheated on his girl mean for “stealing Charlie’s height for his forehead” it was a joke

  • @mattt1585
    @mattt1585 4 роки тому +4074

    Social Repose: I cheated on my gf
    Charlie: Why couldn’t I be 6ft DAD?

    • @ianmig
      @ianmig 4 роки тому +57

      Right? Wasn't expecting that rant at all.

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 4 роки тому +58

      I felt that.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 роки тому +78

      Matt T I always thought he was tall, he has that tall skinny guy look

    • @VladGrim
      @VladGrim 4 роки тому +8

      @@tsfbaf303 His dad he is like 6'5 so he's very short in comparison xD

    • @l-perera9391
      @l-perera9391 4 роки тому

      Meine Namen l

  • @SadCrabMan23
    @SadCrabMan23 11 місяців тому +8

    Anyone back after the ukulele apology video?

  • @axisred2301
    @axisred2301 7 місяців тому +3

    His eyes are so shadowy, he looks like an unsubtle attempt to foreshadow a villain.

  • @ghostsatelier7652
    @ghostsatelier7652 4 роки тому +4560

    "she was perfect, she was an athiest"
    Religious people numbers rise by 100%

    • @bartol9277
      @bartol9277 4 роки тому +63

      There's a special place in hell...

    • @kendoswiss6279
      @kendoswiss6279 4 роки тому +6

      The likes so pure

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 4 роки тому +208

      If being an atheist made you attractive, I should have had my pelvis ground into a fine paste a hundred times over by now.

    • @QaysSyed
      @QaysSyed 4 роки тому +63

      @@Mothbean death by snu snu

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 4 роки тому +81

      @@QaysSyed
      "How did they die?"
      "Crushed pelvises"

  • @aldobautista4185
    @aldobautista4185 4 роки тому +1879

    He didn’t do it right. He forgot the really long sigh at the intro

    • @_kenny_7463
      @_kenny_7463 4 роки тому +88

      And he cut off the part where he sets up the camera

    • @cooldude5240
      @cooldude5240 4 роки тому

      Haha

    • @apexw2009
      @apexw2009 4 роки тому

      Aldo Bautista your welcome 1000th like was me

    • @ITRiBUTEI
      @ITRiBUTEI 4 роки тому +1

      At least he got the messy bed part right

    • @muhmemedvevo9430
      @muhmemedvevo9430 4 роки тому

      Disgusting behaviour

  • @mannequingaming54
    @mannequingaming54 2 роки тому +9

    he’s like pinnocio, for every time he lies his forehead grows

  • @Missedabeats
    @Missedabeats 10 місяців тому +4

    He wasn't ready for the toxic gossip train

  • @cache2295
    @cache2295 6 років тому +1251

    He should use his forehead for ad revenue

    • @MyDogFulton
      @MyDogFulton 6 років тому +11

      Hahahahahaha best comment of all time

    • @nocturne2029
      @nocturne2029 6 років тому +25

      You could project movies on that. Good background colour and the aspect ratio is perfect for widescreen movies

    • @logango2sleep
      @logango2sleep 6 років тому +45

      It works for jacksfilms

    • @MasterOfCards232
      @MasterOfCards232 6 років тому +1

      Sponsorship

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 6 років тому +5

      Shifty Bagel Nigga could use that as prime as real estate in downtown New York I swear to god! 😂😂😤😤

  • @rbrodhurst9513
    @rbrodhurst9513 3 роки тому +14078

    Charlie's slow descent into rage about him being 5'6 amuses me

    • @donttouchmahbeans-5205
      @donttouchmahbeans-5205 3 роки тому +74

      Same

    • @justanotherbro9794
      @justanotherbro9794 3 роки тому +246

      Bro, he's got something that goes mega deep in his psyche.

    • @kavensku_baudejas
      @kavensku_baudejas 3 роки тому +50

      I wanted to give you a like, but I cannot ruin the holy number. Take my like in the comments.

    • @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
      @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 3 роки тому +120

      @@donttouchmahbeans-5205 what happens if i touch your beans
      that sounds so wrong for some reason

    • @forkhunter7788
      @forkhunter7788 3 роки тому +52

      @@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 they will force it down your throat
      They like it kinky I guess

  • @RyanSmith6644
    @RyanSmith6644 8 місяців тому +6

    See all he needs is a ukulele and he would have been golden

  • @amarissa.xaos0320
    @amarissa.xaos0320 10 місяців тому +6

    "You're gonna have a hard time topping this one."
    'Uh, hi everyone, I just wanted to come online and talk to you about' how it's now 2023, and this did not age well.

  • @marcodumb7808
    @marcodumb7808 3 роки тому +12058

    This man needs to make a apology for his apology.

  • @CaptainFalcore
    @CaptainFalcore 3 роки тому +14476

    I've never seen someone with a receeding faceline.

  • @jecoswi
    @jecoswi 6 місяців тому +4

    Little did he know Colleen would appear

  • @elielrios2695
    @elielrios2695 2 роки тому +5

    “I’m sorry….to anyone who looks up at me”
    You almost had it, so close

  • @kylestewart4444
    @kylestewart4444 3 роки тому +5910

    “I met Jaclyn. She was perfect, she was an atheist..”
    What the hell

    • @Nekotaku_TV
      @Nekotaku_TV 3 роки тому +144

      Weird with just one example but that's a big deal since being religious is insane.

    • @ramymedh
      @ramymedh 3 роки тому +640

      @@Nekotaku_TV being religious is insane?

    • @kylestewart4444
      @kylestewart4444 3 роки тому +565

      I love that people still think it’s edgy and cool and subversive to be assholes to religious people. I guess it was a little edgy in 2004 but by now it’s just sad.

    • @ItalianStallion69
      @ItalianStallion69 3 роки тому +405

      @@kylestewart4444 I’m a Christian and I hate when atheist people don’t wanna be friends with me because there I afraid imma kill them or some shit, like bruh we don’t wanna murder atheist people or anything. It’s kinda sad that Christians are portrayed like this.

    • @ItalianStallion69
      @ItalianStallion69 3 роки тому +348

      @@ItsMeBarnaby bruh what the fuck did I do I don’t worry about what they believe. And I respect others beliefs.

  • @assaulttoad
    @assaulttoad 5 років тому +5413

    Nobody:
    Social Repose: 🗿

  • @jaysonrox6132
    @jaysonrox6132 2 роки тому +3

    He NEVER stops blinking

    • @lazydelibird
      @lazydelibird 2 роки тому +2

      Reptilians needs a lot of moisture in the eyes afterall.

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 2 роки тому +10

    Charlie having a mental breakdown during this is hilarious. “My dad is 6’5” and my mom is 5’2” so obviously I split the bill and ended up being 5’6”. Why the fuck couldn’t I be 6’5” dad? Instead I’m a 5’6” 23 year old man.”

  • @CronyneWARE
    @CronyneWARE 3 роки тому +8783

    "I promise I'll be better."
    "I cheated on her like I did my ex-girlfriend."
    Clearly not going to be better.

    • @thenethuns5271
      @thenethuns5271 3 роки тому +233

      He also cheated on the next one

    • @CronyneWARE
      @CronyneWARE 3 роки тому +228

      @@thenethuns5271 Cheaters deserve every little bit that comes to them to be honest.

    • @Abdullah-gb7kg
      @Abdullah-gb7kg 3 роки тому +94

      Im starting to see a pattern here that I'm not so sure i like

    • @thenubbiest1
      @thenubbiest1 3 роки тому +32

      @@thenethuns5271 Are you serious?!

    • @foxtrot2284
      @foxtrot2284 2 роки тому +49

      @@CronyneWARE once a cheater always a cheater

  • @danielm6089
    @danielm6089 4 роки тому +4770

    I hear genuine distress when Charlie's talking about his height

    • @Mojodoesntsweat
      @Mojodoesntsweat 3 роки тому +39

      Wtf hi me

    • @DenZerda
      @DenZerda 3 роки тому +11

      @@Mojodoesntsweat lol

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 3 роки тому +21

      I'm the same height, it sucks.

    • @rons_seb
      @rons_seb 3 роки тому +16

      B a n e I’m SHORTER 🤣

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 3 роки тому +8

      I guess Obama Care would be working overtime for Ol Charlie.

  • @domisthebomb09
    @domisthebomb09 7 місяців тому +3

    Back after Collen Ballanger's ukelele apology.

  • @amikauchiha
    @amikauchiha 2 роки тому +7

    "He could've bent over and just farted into the camera for 9 minutes and it would've had the same impact" 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠ I love it lol

  • @joeeeee256
    @joeeeee256 4 роки тому +2620

    The one video where filming vertically would have been appropriate

  • @TheFoundationDatabase
    @TheFoundationDatabase 3 роки тому +8125

    “She was perfect, she was an atheist.”
    Atheism drops rate drops to 0

  • @guywiththepvzpfp2630
    @guywiththepvzpfp2630 2 роки тому +5

    He looks like we live in a society

  • @WOWZAYOWZABOBOWZA
    @WOWZAYOWZABOBOWZA 7 місяців тому +4

    Colleen Ballenger: hold my beer

  • @eatcereal1294
    @eatcereal1294 3 роки тому +5481

    After this there only remains one question: Why the long face?

  • @omgcoochie
    @omgcoochie 3 роки тому +7188

    knowing i am 1 inch taller than charlie makes me feel so powerful

    • @omgcoochie
      @omgcoochie 3 роки тому +288

      youre right and i hate it

    • @ryanmyers4205
      @ryanmyers4205 3 роки тому +41

      Very stronk

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 3 роки тому +108

      @Dapper_Dog1 he’s doesn’t even need to use his brain or insults, he can just bring out his Moby Huge and you will shrivel down 3 inches in being, or just tell people his most funny joke and they laugh so hard they die

    • @purplecheats3231
      @purplecheats3231 3 роки тому +246

      I’m 14 and 5’9” but the thing is, Charlie is still the most dominant in the room because he has so many complex insults inside of his brain he’s like a supercomputer.

    • @Tinbot2
      @Tinbot2 3 роки тому +117

      I'm 5'9 but Charlie's brain could probably single handedly fold me up like a lawn chair so

  • @jimbabwe3
    @jimbabwe3 Рік тому +4

    This guy looks like an alternate from the Mandela Catalogue

  • @WillSmith-ui1pb
    @WillSmith-ui1pb 2 роки тому +7

    Omg 😂. Charlie going off on his dad was the most animated I've heard him

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 3 роки тому +7956

    This guy wasn't apologizing for the cheating, he was apologizing that everyone found out about it...

    • @charity2641
      @charity2641 3 роки тому +53

      Hes has a sex addiction
      NO FUCKING WONDER HES GETTING THESE GIRLS PREGNANT

    • @dariusfarrel3228
      @dariusfarrel3228 3 роки тому +28

      His head looks like a stick

    • @F4stHeroes
      @F4stHeroes 3 роки тому +103

      That’s what just about every apology video on UA-cam has every been. They aren’t sorry for what they did, they’re sorry they got caught.

    • @ceilingfan2007
      @ceilingfan2007 3 роки тому +40

      @@F4stHeroes straight facts. If they're actually sorry for what they did they wouldn't have been doing it in the first place imo

    • @antman7673
      @antman7673 3 роки тому +4

      I think it was more honest, that he didn’t apologize on UA-cam to his girlfriend.
      I don’t know how the story continued and I don’t bother checking.
      But this is a lot more honest then fake tear drops and apologizing publicly about personal matter.

  • @wibleston
    @wibleston 3 роки тому +2754

    It's so stereotypically emo. He's like:
    PeOpLe WaRnEd YoU! I'm A mOnStEr.
    And hoping to possibly be branded as misunderstood and broken.

    • @vxughan
      @vxughan 3 роки тому +289

      I triEd To DRoWn My DemOnS , BuT ThEY LeARnED tO SwIM

    • @karmatia.
      @karmatia. 3 роки тому +226

      @@vxughan mOnStErS dOn’t LiVe UnDeR My BeD, tHEy LiVe In My HeAd!!!1!1!

    • @AzizTheSavage
      @AzizTheSavage 3 роки тому +127

      SoMeBoDy HeLp, iM a mOnStEr

    • @Splexsychiick
      @Splexsychiick 3 роки тому +33

      It was so stereotypical I remember thinking...girl you set yourself up for failure....look at him

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 3 роки тому +4

      @@AzizTheSavage Steven Universe?
      Is that you?

  • @dracth3dagg3r
    @dracth3dagg3r 2 роки тому +4

    Travis Scott: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @itzskir6832
    @itzskir6832 Рік тому +3

    Charlie had to get the height thing off his chest lol

  • @juicyjack7595
    @juicyjack7595 3 роки тому +1843

    He's just an onision who hasn't levelled up yet

    • @sfsasdg129
      @sfsasdg129 3 роки тому +78

      He's the low budget onision.

    • @LACHRYMA
      @LACHRYMA 3 роки тому +40

      Budgetnision

    • @itsjustdina12
      @itsjustdina12 3 роки тому +24

      I almost forgot that shithead ever existed

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx 3 роки тому +4

      Onision is an onion

    • @onyzil605
      @onyzil605 3 роки тому +6

      @@xtexaschainsawx He's just an onion that hasn't leveled up yet

  • @staynyasty8962
    @staynyasty8962 6 років тому +1834

    Dude looks like an emo Ben Stiller

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 6 років тому +37

      Zoolander

    • @toggledoff7309
      @toggledoff7309 6 років тому +5

      Na he looks exactly like the blond guy from backstreet boys years ago its actually scary
      www.google.com.au/search?q=back+street+boys&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj37pbuqbPXAhWKlpQKHSvXAXkQ_AUICigB&biw=2560&bih=1298&dpr=0.75#imgrc=D47ghCYGUc-ZwM:

    • @itsbunessa
      @itsbunessa 6 років тому +3

      Black steel

    • @DetPara
      @DetPara 6 років тому +2

      yes this is correct.

    • @blikkskylark749
      @blikkskylark749 6 років тому +1

      LMFAOOOOO I’m deadddddd

  • @bookoopa64
    @bookoopa64 2 роки тому +5

    travis scott has this beat

  • @psychicbyinternet
    @psychicbyinternet 10 місяців тому +7

    Here from 2023: Laughs in ukulele

  • @icantdraw3781
    @icantdraw3781 3 роки тому +2580

    I'm honestly curious as to what this guy's skull looks like

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 роки тому +3177

    What he’s basically saying:
    Atheism turns him on.
    He admits he’s an irredeemable cheater
    His content is more important than a healthy relationship
    He’s a “careerist” (whatever that means)
    He’s sorry that he got caught

    • @phud69
      @phud69 4 роки тому +150

      So guys, I want to apologize for being caught and not being able to scam any more children.

    • @ImTheReverse
      @ImTheReverse 4 роки тому +101

      So guys, I have a shitty personality, but she should've seen that coming. That's on her.

    • @Wosty
      @Wosty 4 роки тому +29

      Atheism turns him on
      _ded_ 😂

    • @europeanpatriot8031
      @europeanpatriot8031 4 роки тому +6

      Shows that you can't trust atheists

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +16

      European Patriot which is why she cheated right? Wait...

  • @FuturePastPerson
    @FuturePastPerson 2 роки тому +7

    This man looks and acts as productively as a broken pencil

  • @dedsecgenius9316
    @dedsecgenius9316 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for this apology, Ludwig.

  • @warc8us
    @warc8us 3 роки тому +2695

    "people warned her" - That's such a shitty excuse, I've heard other cheaters including an ex gf of mine use that one. Seriously, your defense is "you should have known I was a piece of shit"?

    • @cameronsmith4932
      @cameronsmith4932 3 роки тому +22

      You should have know bro

    • @linahamza3117
      @linahamza3117 3 роки тому +114

      @@cameronsmith4932 what a shitty excuse

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 3 роки тому +171

      "How dare you assume the best of me and try to love me, even though I'm a piece of shit."

    • @mesothelimoa341
      @mesothelimoa341 3 роки тому +104

      "Why should I become a decent human being?" seems to be a tragically common sentiment.

    • @thatoneweeb240
      @thatoneweeb240 3 роки тому +67

      I’ve gotten “I’m sorry... but YOU did this. You decided to date me. You asked me out” is the one that I laughed a about the most in my life. But that’s what I get for being female dating the biggest dickhead playboy within school. He said other things after that but that sentence made me laugh the most.

  • @keeperofthef8
    @keeperofthef8 4 роки тому +2403

    He looks like jared leto's joker and Ellen DeGeneres's abandoned child

  • @GrittyX
    @GrittyX Рік тому +2

    Still to this day this is one of my favourite commentary videos - very rarely is this level of sarcasm matched 😂

  • @hoo7797
    @hoo7797 Рік тому +3

    Every once in a while I come back and watch this, and "She was perfect, she... was an atheist" is still the blandest, weirdest statement; like, dude couldn't even think of a physical trait of hers to praise?