@@TheBlackClockOfTime i mean i cant remember dates but I have plenty of positive memories of being a kid. If you genuinely are trying to remember your childhood and you can’t, you should probably get that checked out.
Same. I met Riff Raff in Nashville and he was supposed to perform at a block party/mini music festival, but was too drunk to go on stage and was just an all around asshole tbh.....could have just been he was having a bad day i guess. havent really given him a chance since that experience, but, he seems like a genuine, cool dude here.
Chill on my boi Brendan if you not a fan of the other half of the pod cast just don’t watch Brendan brings some reality to theos world these two would get out of hand 😂
If i didnt know any better I'd say a few lines were done off camera. Riff Raff sweating like a beast and during his dorito story Theo wiping his nose and his jaw going like Bobby Brown.
Seems like some kinda speedball to me I was thinking just pain killers at first but Theo was had that hand clinchin the chair also and some jaw wiggling.
They aint on coke y'all..well maybe riff but theo aint hes clean and if u listen to what hes said in the past he always did coke alone and if he was on it he wouldn't be able to talk thats what coke does to him
Theo looks like someone tried to draw riff raff from memory 😂😂
Lmao yo...
aye bruh quit it
ha
HaHAHA 🤣
Dude 🤣
Mullet energy is so strong, it's causing the static.
This isn't a podcast, this is just a visual representation of what happens in Theo's head 24/7.
I don't understand how people remember their childhood's this vividly
@@TheBlackClockOfTime i mean i cant remember dates but I have plenty of positive memories of being a kid. If you genuinely are trying to remember your childhood and you can’t, you should probably get that checked out.
@@BumpTune8462It's called Ritalin...
You can tell Theo is actually shocked how hilarious riff raff is
Theo has met his match, he's struggling to keep up 🤣
@@dopedrums thought the same thing. Riff was out theoing Theo.
I feel like these two could be the best WWF tag team.
Underrated comment
For real, never thought it, but when u say it, it's just too perfect for them not to be. Entrance music would have to be a some cheesy 80s song.
@@justinworley2470 Sammy Hagar
Nah all neon and trap beats and endless trolling. I'd love that so much 😂
The Caucasian Coroners
This is exactly what people in the 50s thought the future would be like
VHS tracking
Oakley sunglasses
Faded denim jacket
Its 1986
Best comment ever
lmao
Bruhhhh 😂
@@SAM-ru4vx American flag bandana and mullets.
Didn't know Riff Raff was this damn cool man. 1st person I've seen go bar for bar with Theo!
Riff is Elvis year 3000
Watch out the peach panther will put you in a Lamborghini leg lock
“Bar for bar” 😂
Same. I met Riff Raff in Nashville and he was supposed to perform at a block party/mini music festival, but was too drunk to go on stage and was just an all around asshole tbh.....could have just been he was having a bad day i guess. havent really given him a chance since that experience, but, he seems like a genuine, cool dude here.
Think they went line for line 😂
The VHS edit over this video makes it more authentic.
Yup... nice touch
It’s moving a bit too fast to look “authentic” but it IS a nice touch
Quality too good too
This is like watching what happens when the same person takes 2 different paths... simultaneously.
Trains passing in the night bro.
That's a riff raff bar
@@pleasedontkillyourself1465 for real?!? Of course it is. Riff is awesome. 😂
…and then merge
"A friend of mine got hit by a trans am on his bike while looking for cool ranch doritos." This may be the greatest sentence ever uttered.
Hahah I'm dying 🤣
Theo has said many things that have never been said before.
Truly original shi
Shit ain’t funny my man, I broke three vertebrae in my back.
@@j_f82 whoa...did the nurse bring you some Doritos?
They need a podcast called "Riff and Rat"
Riff Rat
RatRiff
Dude said RiffRat lol
Riff Von Rat
Ratriff
This is the energy we need right now unfiltered thinking with a dash of southern hospitality
“You get hogtied and stripped of all your medals if you mention a color” 😂 😂 😆
Probably the closest we'll get to a real life Beavis and butthead
🤣
Island Boys
Nah ive never found beavis and butthead funny. Theos one of the funneist dudes ive found in years tho
@@charmygreen665 Beavis and Butt-Head are fucking hilarious but not a good comparison, these two are way more intelligent than Beavis and Butt-Head
@@alycinannette7139that's just disrespectful to Beavis and Butthead ! Island kids will NEVER reach B&B level !
If you haven't watched the full episode - this is one of the best podcasts of all time. The whole episode is this.
“You get hogtied and stripped of all your medals” lmaooo Riff Raff could legit be a good ass story teller and a Theo 2.0
That was a fantastic line
Riff raff is theo 1.0
lol they look like brothers. they honestly should have a podcast together, riff raff is way funnier than shaub
Definitely not lol
Riff raff is hilarious 😂
Chill on my boi Brendan if you not a fan of the other half of the pod cast just don’t watch Brendan brings some reality to theos world these two would get out of hand 😂
Twin brothers
@@JohnCena-yu3vw Whats wrong with that
I know you cleaned up Theo but the snow was DEFINITELY fallin before this show lmao
If you didnt know these two, youd be hard pressed to guess who the professional comedian is.
AND who’s the rapper 😂😂😂👍🏻
@Parnell Jenkins Mullet Legends
And who did more coke 10 minutes before filming!
Theo cause raff clean
Ya be looking like bebop and rocksteady from ninja turtles cartoon
Raff- “I didn’t have to cross the street”
Theo- “so nothing dangerous”
Riff Raff's diving board impression is underrated
that shit caught me off guard
"My friend got ran over by a Trans Am looking for Cool Ranch Doritos on his bike" is just too good.
Riff Raff looks like Theo from 2020 drawn in the 70s.
This comment hits
This podcast needs to happen regularly
Yes!!! I'm 48 and I Remember the early 1980's. I remember those times...I was 12 in 1985. Thank You Theo Von and Your Guest Riff Raff.
Theo, Riff and Tony Montana riding that white lightning.
They need a drink. Dry rips got Em looking 😬
They so chocked they can't even laugh of each other lol
Do you really think that they riding the white pony for real?
@@caseyanderson7600 definitely
@@Just4funN92 I can see Riff Raff riding but I thought theo was sober like doesn't even drink?
If i didnt know any better I'd say a few lines were done off camera. Riff Raff sweating like a beast and during his dorito story Theo wiping his nose and his jaw going like Bobby Brown.
Haha I was wondering the same thing
Riff Raff probably has a line dispenser built into his glasses.
😂
What’s funny is when Theo jaw locking riff raft starts locking his lips up like he know theos tweaking 😂
I have absolutely zero doubt about it bro they were zooted lmao
These 2 were separated at birth
By child services. 😂
So many nose swipes haha.... Definitely both on gear 😂
These two are hilarious. I didn't even know who Theo von was about 2 weeks ago but now he's one of my favourite human beings of all time.
Bro! Check out the Theo goes hiking interviews hahaha fucking gold
If you like theo. Your going to love bill gates
Riff Raff shouting out Double Decker Tacos brings a tear to my eye. RIP Double Deckers.
Taco Bell is a b!tch for taking it away. Will never forgive or forget
Watching riff raff wipe swear off his forehead from the Cocaine drip hit is throat is hilarious
Seems like some kinda speedball to me I was thinking just pain killers at first but Theo was had that hand clinchin the chair also and some jaw wiggling.
this podcast brought to you by the letter "C" for Cocaine.
Facts.
Wiped his nose like 15 times and licking those lips, meanwhile riff raff sweating like he under a heat lamp
Classic
That was exactly what i was thinkin. Nose wipin.....mouth flexin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing like two OGs reminiscing the golden righteous days
This was a legendary podcast, Theo looks raillllleddd up lol
I was gonna say the same thing!
Dry rips! Get these guys a drink.
Theo is eternally railed up, but he's clean sober now. Riff Raff was sweatin like a hog though. That guy's on something.
Hate to break it to you that Theo stumbled off the sober path. He even admitted it to Bobby Lee.
Derek Mason Theo was def on mane
The multiverse aligns everytime these two meet up.
these two need a permanent podcast together it would be great
Neon Icon and the Rat King together + 80-early 90’s nostalgia. Instant thumbs up!
You guys are perfect together, should be it's own podcast
I could watch that forever
@@ImRefraction hah for sure
This banter is incredible 😂
This discussion was very informative.
6:40 you can see Theo getting the drop lol ❄️☃️🌨️😤😳🫠🤧. 😂
I'm 36 and relate to these stories soooo much lol
This is the interview/podcast I didn't know I wanted to see. Thank you internet.
these guys get along so well you'd think they were best friends since forever
This brought back my 80’s and 90’s memories that I haven’t thought of in years. Amazing!
I used to spend all my money at the 7-Eleven buying Garbage Pail Kids cards too haha and a few other things made of 100% sugar
That “kick behind the throat” with the waxed barrel juices sent me! I knew exactly what he was talking about😂😂😂
Wtf did I just watch it’s like watching Theo talking to a mirror
Ayy that diving board sound was EXACT. He really CAN hear that shit still 😂
Long lost brothers from another mother.
This is the realest conversation I've ever seen
Theo playin with his nose like a crack head 😂
Yeah they both are... this podcast is brought to you by cocaine
This conversation belongs in a historic museum somewhere
The film effect is a nice touch haha. Such a simple and effective edit to make, but i love it here
theo definitely did some blow with riff raff lmao
What do apples say on their birthday?
Forest fires are friendly.
hahahah
I Don't get it
The point was you had to come up with a joke because laffy taffy didn’t have one In it at the time.
Hahahhah
We need this again
These 2 are national treasures. Protect them at all costs.
This whole interview is GOLDEN🤣🤣🤣 Loogie Larry😂😂😂😂😂😂
This pod is legendary... but which one is Theo?
The one with the shades 😎
I swear they are both Theo
Yes
😂😂
These two couldnt be more perfect for each other
That Payday was for smart people 😅
These boys were cooked haha, definitely a few lines deep.
Theo, Riff Raff, and Danny McBride are just long lost brothers
He fucking nailed that diving board sound!
"Will I get sued for even mentioning a human?" hahaha
These boys on that powda!😊
The IQ in this video is like a combined 100 and I absolutely love it
them talking about huggies made me happy
They look like they just did a bunch of lines before this, Riff got the Coke Sweats lol
Oh yea and look how he moves his mouth when he ain’t talking 😂 he jacked boi
Pretty sure Theo is sober
@@mykemac8068 incorrect
@@saulmarinoni1274 When did that change? I had seen an interview with him somewhat recently and he was clean. Or at least said he was 😆
These boys are definitely off that booger sugar here
Riff shook dice 🎲 🎲 with Larry Bird in Barcelona
I always thought these dudes was the same person... This makes much more sense now
God damn Riff Raffs mullet is nicely formed.
They could talk about life insurance for 3 hours and I wouldn't complain
This is great, best thing I’ve seen all day
“Stop drowning they would say”
&
“Forest fires are friendly”
These two should be packaged as Riff and Diet Riff
I use to get them candy cigarettes and Bazooka Joe... Now, 30 years later its Menthol's and Nicortte...
C’mon man!!!!
Full circle
“Forrest fires are friendly” 🤣
Funniest two ppl ever but Rick James said cocaine is hell of drug 😂🤣😭
They both seem to be coked up esp theo at times 😂
I was thinking the same damn thing.... rubbing the nose sweating 😂😂
Well they both have certainly indulged plenty
They aint on coke y'all..well maybe riff but theo aint hes clean and if u listen to what hes said in the past he always did coke alone and if he was on it he wouldn't be able to talk thats what coke does to him
@@UND3RDOG412 Coke does that shit to me to, opiates act like an upper. ADHD kid for sure....
These guys are ready for the slopes! ⛷
I can't believe that this is everything I ever hoped it would be.
I can honestly listen to these 2 rant for an hour lol! Nurse "I think a bee stung it" lol
Lol i love theo, the fact that he is sober gives me hope no joke
Lol not this one
“Sideways for attention horizontal to get the job done”😭😭
never thought i would say this, but riff raff is cool as hell.
They both grew up from poor conditions you can tell they both had similar childhoods by the way they vibed.
Riff Raff didn't.
“They didn’t have jokes on them back then” “you just had to think of something happy?” 😂😂😂
Hands down the best tandem ever. Theo and Riff.
Bruh the convo about the public pool took me back. Nostalgia overload.
If these two made a podcast I would watch it constantly
The way Riff says
" 2 snakes twirling"
They vibe so well!
“Sideways ways for attention, horizontal to get the job done”😂😂😂
He said “you get hog tied and stripped of all your medals” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dont ask me why that’s the funniest shit I ever heard cause I don’t know
I love how they keep one upping each other after every comment.
We need them back together again for sure
I haven't thought about those card in YEARS that brought back so many memories