DRUKHARI / DARK ELDAR: FORBIDDEN GOTH GF'S OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM | Warhammer 40k Lore

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    The Drukhari (pronounced Druh-KAR-ee) or "Dark Ones" in the Aeldari Lexicon, also known to outsiders as the Dark Eldar, are a forsaken and corrupt Aeldari kindred, the sadistic, malicious counterparts of the Asuryani. Like their cousins of the craftworlds, the Drukhari are an ancient and highly advanced alien race of fey humanoids.
    The alternative term "Dark Eldar," or Eladrith Ynneas in the Aeldari tongue, was first coined by the Drukhari archon and Supreme Overlord of Commorragh Asdrubael Vect in the 32nd Millennium.
    The Drukhari's armies, like their Craftworld Aeldari counterparts, usually have the advantages of mobility and advanced technology, though they are often lacking in resilience and numbers.
    The Drukhari revel in piracy, enslavement and torture, and are sadistic in the extreme. Drukhari armies make use of various anti-gravity skimmers such as Raiders and Ravagers to launch high speed attacks.

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  • @Matt_781
    @Matt_781 3 роки тому +1007

    Everyone: "Would it kill you guys to quit being so depraved?"
    Drukhari: "Yes."

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 роки тому +69

      Actually some Dark Eldar have joined Craftwolders (and vice versa).
      So yeah, they technically could stop.

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 3 роки тому +50

      @@gokbay3057 tech they joined Yvrain because the goddess of death helps with thr soul suck

    • @wiiblii8584
      @wiiblii8584 2 роки тому +13

      @@gokbay3057 well yes, but actually no

    • @brainstemriff
      @brainstemriff 2 роки тому +18

      @@gokbay3057 they're not addicted they're just highly passionate about their many addictive hobbies

    • @Adino1
      @Adino1 Рік тому +1

      Literally

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 3 роки тому +1628

    Vulkan and the Salamanders have long history with the Dark Eldars. Famously Vulkan's first great feat was to face down and slaughter to the last man a Drukarii raid against his people. Armed with nothing but 2 blacksmith hammers. He was 4 years old.

    • @SimonNissen94
      @SimonNissen94 3 роки тому +202

      Vulkan is my favourite Magical Black man, kind to his fellow humans and or superhumans and super hardcore against those gross knife-eared cunts, he such a good boy and let's not forget his epic 1v1 with the Beast

    • @malyxxplays7949
      @malyxxplays7949 3 роки тому +246

      At 4 years old he was probably like 7ft.

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 3 роки тому +197

      @@malyxxplays7949 And fully grown, the Primarchs were adults at, like, 3 years old, i think

    • @malyxxplays7949
      @malyxxplays7949 3 роки тому +50

      @@voxlknight2155 oh shit.

    • @trifontrifonov4297
      @trifontrifonov4297 3 роки тому +119

      @@malyxxplays7949 Yep. Hey I never said that the Dark Eldars stood a chance....

  • @rexthetrashman356
    @rexthetrashman356 3 роки тому +1203

    Ah yes the Drukari aka C B T E N J O Y E R S

  • @learnmore8771
    @learnmore8771 3 роки тому +1633

    "Sometimes life is like cock & ball torture,
    Without the cock & ball."
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Real7419
      @Real7419 3 роки тому +45

      - Arthur Morgan

    • @unwillfullyignorant7805
      @unwillfullyignorant7805 3 роки тому +59

      “Sometimes life is like cock & ball torture,
      But it’s rape instead of CBT.”
      - Genghis Khan

    • @913buz
      @913buz 3 роки тому +14

      -Martin Luther King

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +5

      I read that and think the "cock & ball torture" is the reason for the "Without the cock & ball" Ouch!

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +6

      The comment above this makes this one better

  • @DurandulTycho
    @DurandulTycho 3 роки тому +1690

    “Everyone’s like ‘I want a dark eldar gf.’ But then they’re like ‘oh hurr durr don’t torture me.”
    -Lelith
    (edit): This is from the dark eldar comic from techmaguskhobotov, thank Heimskr, Prophet of Talos for reminding me to credit the artist. I kinda forgot to credit the artist cuz I wanted to write down something funny before anyone else could and I was rushing. Thanks for all the likes everyone!

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 3 роки тому +922

    Dark Eldar: Because _of course_ the BDSM Elves have the two hottest Eldar.

  • @jamesthelamenter3403
    @jamesthelamenter3403 3 роки тому +511

    How Edgey do you want to be ?
    Drukhari: Yes

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 3 роки тому +30

      Think of an infinite fractal, then put hedgehogs with razors on every side, then take the blood of every edgelord, boil it to get edge concentrate to spray on the hedgehogs.......that's about 1% of edge the Drukhari is

    • @alikhugiani1071
      @alikhugiani1071 3 роки тому

      The likes on this comet is nice

    • @JCHauntsman
      @JCHauntsman 3 роки тому +6

      So edgy that their armor is designed to kill people.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +3

      @@JCHauntsman Not designed to kill. Designed to stimulate!

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 3 роки тому

      Hey, they've got the ears for it!

  • @bladestormviking
    @bladestormviking 3 роки тому +458

    ::imperial fleet arrives at webway gate:::
    dark eldar 1 -"oh shit, cops..."
    dark eldar 2 -"how many?"
    dark eldar 1 -"....all of em i think"

    • @bengale9977
      @bengale9977 3 роки тому +68

      Dark eldar 3: "cool, I didn't realise the imperium did home deliveries."

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 3 роки тому +77

      @@bengale9977 Imperial Fuck Off Fleet: *Knock knock*
      Dark eldar 4: "Yeeees ... ?"
      Imperial Fuck Off Fleet: "Your delivery arrived"
      Dark eldar 3: "Hey ! we didn't order Space Marines and cyclonic torpedooooooooooshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .... "
      *Half of everyone dies*

    • @nathantinkler8250
      @nathantinkler8250 3 роки тому +24

      The asshole dark eldar who phone it cop knowing people will die is laughing like mad

    • @njorlpinipini
      @njorlpinipini 3 роки тому +25

      Vect just SWATed all of Commoragh

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 роки тому +4

      @Ben Gale
      Vect: “Yeeees…now get the door.”

  • @bluestormpony
    @bluestormpony 3 роки тому +404

    YES. god i hope they cover that one short story with vect torturing the guy by telling him the truth of the history of the dark eldar but then not finishing the story

  • @nobodysman143
    @nobodysman143 3 роки тому +191

    Vect is the epitome of this meme image:
    *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*
    The madman is beyond galaxy brained in how far ahead he thinks.

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 3 роки тому +14

      basically the poison scene from princess bride

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 роки тому +1

      Vect is an ultra chad

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 роки тому +6

      @@conan2096
      >gifts a dude a box which has a black hole inside it so the black hole captures the dude.
      >gives a human dude wine, also drinks it himself.
      >it is poisonous for humans but not for Eldar.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 роки тому +10

      His only mistake being letting his ego get the better of him with the Salamanders thing. Yes, it went as planned, *but now the Salamanders know how to get to where he lives.*

  • @wovensystem1782
    @wovensystem1782 3 роки тому +354

    Fun fact. If you were to wake up as a drukari with all your human memories and stuff but for all intents or purposes were a drukari and recognised as such. You would still be tortured because druchii all thrive on pain. Including their own. Makes them feel alive.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +57

      Thats why their armour has hooks on the INSIDE too!

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 3 роки тому +31

      @@mainepants Gotta make sure it doesn't fall off somehow!

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 3 роки тому +5

      I look forward to it! I just want a Shard Carbine, getting stabbed once or twice is worth it I think!

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому +1

      @@mainepants and razors.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +11

      The insides of their armor has hooks on them so there is constant pain and suffering from wearing it and this helps NOT get their souls eaten by Chaos God of Hentai.

  • @theTOASTYsupreme
    @theTOASTYsupreme 3 роки тому +256

    I wanna know how comical it would be for an ork to get captured by a dark Eldar
    They're cutting off his skin trying to be all edgy and scady and he'd just be like "Oi, yous da best surgeon I knows! My good frand gruskar sliced off me arm trying to stitch me leg back on you see! Maybe yous could be my new frand!"

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 роки тому +105

      Dark Eldar: Stop giving me positive reinforcement, it feels wrong
      Ork: You know all da long words
      Dark Eldar: STOP IT!

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 роки тому +60

      Today on "How to torture the Dark Eldar..."

    • @dolos4301
      @dolos4301 Рік тому +1

      @@Sorain1 SC: "Hello friends, this is the Star Child here coming at you from the heart of Commoragh. Today, a band of my Drukari friends here-"
      *Audible Drukari anguish*
      SC: "have brought in an ork as a new friend"
      *More groaning in pain*
      *SC points camera to the ork strapped to the torture table*
      D: "Please, you overly optimistic, painfully happy, extremely chummy asshole... at least keep quiet once we start working."
      SC: "Got it"
      O: "Oi! Ya zoggin gits! Wha' da Gork are ya doin'?!"
      D: "We are about to show you something... incredible..."
      (Insert the other comments here)
      D: "STOP IT!" *radios in* "VEKT! VEEEEEEKT! THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW!" *audible pain* "I-I've... always... thought that you're coup... was a dope idea..." *coughs up blood* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

    • @blazeswordpaladin9357
      @blazeswordpaladin9357 Рік тому +34

      @@roguepsykerhaaker4813 I need a stupid comedy series about an Ork and his Dark Eldar gf now XD

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi Рік тому +16

      Most of the torture is psychological or drug induced. Torturing an ork is easy, just make sure he never gets to fight again and tell him green is objectively the worst color.

  • @Entaliuss
    @Entaliuss 3 роки тому +619

    This PODCAST is becoming my bread and butter and reason to keep going!

    • @itsCaptainEli
      @itsCaptainEli 3 роки тому +3

      I've already rewatched the cast a few times over

    • @DirtiestJoe
      @DirtiestJoe 3 роки тому +2

      It's my lotion and tissue

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq 2 роки тому +1

      That's pretty pathetic that a podcast is your motivation in life

  • @EpicFiddleGuy
    @EpicFiddleGuy 3 роки тому +752

    Actually, Drukhari capture Tyranids regularly to use in their blood sports. They'll loose some random guardsman into the arena and watch a hormagaunt just maul the shit out of them.

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 3 роки тому +64

      @@back_to_the_couch
      why
      Why did you have to
      Why

    • @muglypunt968
      @muglypunt968 3 роки тому +16

      Nah the imperials have more of a chance

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 роки тому +28

      @@muglypunt968 $30 that the imperial doesn't last 5 minutes

    • @muglypunt968
      @muglypunt968 3 роки тому +27

      @@AgentCali21 I dunno depends on the situation. Without the hive mind Tyranids are pretty dumb.

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 роки тому +31

      @@muglypunt968 that is true, but still would be fun to watch.

  • @degurkin
    @degurkin 3 роки тому +389

    "I prefer 40k to Fantasy because 40k has things inspired by Real world shit"
    - Somebody who has no idea about Rennaissance Era Germany

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe he misspoke.

    • @mycalamarewok
      @mycalamarewok 3 роки тому +57

      ok i thought that i was the only one bothered by the fact that he proceeded to list off a whole bunch of real world analogs that also apply to WH fantasy. i feel like if bricky spent 10 minutes researching fantasy lore he would realize how smooth-brained that statement was

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 3 роки тому +53

      Honestly, look at a map of the Old World. It's literally a stylized form of Earth. Naggaroth and Lustria are North and South America, the Old World is Europe, the Northern and Southern Chaos Wastes are Scandinavia, the Arctic Sphere and Antarctica, the island of Albion is Great Britain, Araby and Khemri are the Middle East and North Africa, the Southlands are the Congo and South Africa, Ind is India, Cathay is China, Nippon is Japan (literally, Nippon is the Japanese name for Japan). The only thing out of place is Ulthuan, and that's the no-longer-sunken city of Atlantis.

    • @mycalamarewok
      @mycalamarewok 3 роки тому +8

      @@mortemtyrannus8813 you just blew my mind dude. I knew about the similarities because I play an absurd amount of total war warhammer 2 but I didn't realize the map was pretty much 1:1 actual earth. Ty for getting me to Google the full map, I doubt I would've picked up on this

    • @Aquafrostsheke
      @Aquafrostsheke 3 роки тому +13

      He was saying he didn’t like the fantasy genre in general. So he probably doesn’t know about warhammer fantasy analogues. Which wouldn’t make a difference even if he did learn about the analogues through another person, because he doesn’t care for fantasy anyway.

  • @wyattkerper2024
    @wyattkerper2024 3 роки тому +729

    At $4,000 you'll read 40k fanfic which means at $5,000 you'll make nsfw 40k fanart

    • @isaacfoley6728
      @isaacfoley6728 3 роки тому +99

      Leave that to majorkill

    • @simplewrites
      @simplewrites 3 роки тому +50

      Better yet, make a collab

    • @aquaruis88
      @aquaruis88 3 роки тому +32

      Sexy ork?

    • @harpy8188
      @harpy8188 3 роки тому +13

      If I was you I would read the weaver option

    • @Bricky
      @Bricky 3 роки тому +94

      Don't read this Shy

  • @reioltyx1762
    @reioltyx1762 3 роки тому +98

    Bricky: The silence offends slannesh
    Ad: *HEAVY METAL BEGINS*

  • @falros7402
    @falros7402 3 роки тому +219

    “Drukarhi are pirates.” Don’t worry Corsairs I remember all of you

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 3 роки тому +10

      I just found out those guys exist as a foot note

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 3 роки тому +10

      @@kevinaustin51 Yet they are the second eldar ever to be introduced, before craftworlds and way before DEldar.
      Only the OG harlequins came first.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому

      All 5

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 роки тому +4

      Eldar Corsairs: cruel Craftworlders or nice Drukhari. Depending on where they come from.

  • @1vandread
    @1vandread 3 роки тому +535

    Personally, I’ve always felt Dark Eldar were Hellrasier inspired. That’s why I named my DE army the Soul Reavers with their motto, “We have such sights to show you.”

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 3 роки тому +37

      That's a spot on assessment of the DE. Just add "arrr" here and there and you got a pirate hellraiser army.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +7

      Eldar pretty much went full Hellraiser at the end.

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly I can 100% see that

    • @Detson404
      @Detson404 3 роки тому +13

      Spot on aesthetics wise, but the Deldar are even worse. The Cennobites at least think they’re opening people’s minds to new experiences. They’re more like Slaanesh worshippers. The DE’s are the personifications of selfishness and malice.

    • @HC-gn2gb
      @HC-gn2gb 3 роки тому

      They'd be great friends

  • @SomeKrieger
    @SomeKrieger 3 роки тому +186

    Honestly the Adeptus Administorum should invest in giving every soldier that goes out and fights dark elder a cyanide capsule

    • @charleshalcomb5638
      @charleshalcomb5638 3 роки тому +21

      The thing is, the Drukhari could almost certainly revive you. It wouldn't help.

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger 3 роки тому +24

      Charles Halcomb Not if you pledge your soul to say Khorne before hand.

    • @nakknjr9322
      @nakknjr9322 3 роки тому +4

      Hey Magnus what’s your opinion with space wolves?

    • @charleshalcomb5638
      @charleshalcomb5638 3 роки тому +11

      @@SomeKrieger How ironic. Magnus the Red preaching the virtues of serving the Blood God

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger 3 роки тому +4

      Charles Halcomb I’m using that murderous bastard as an example

  • @arkangel7782
    @arkangel7782 3 роки тому +153

    As a fellow TTS fan, I appreciate Bricky’s frequent references

    • @mrmannsalt2444
      @mrmannsalt2444 3 роки тому +10

      TIMMITHY

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrmannsalt2444 Timmithy is the key to all of this.

  • @HorrorClips4u
    @HorrorClips4u 3 роки тому +99

    I like how every faction overview Bricky talks about their mental health and whether tearing out xeno spines makes them happy or sad.

  • @hughjaynus4760
    @hughjaynus4760 3 роки тому +63

    That "It gets a bunch of money, but no one really wants to be there." hit different. O-H-I-O

  • @Archon762
    @Archon762 3 роки тому +302

    Bricky: "Space Wolves are Vikings...."
    Shy: "Thats a weird way to say Furry."
    I look forward to the Space Wolves deep dive and will count the furry pictures and references

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 3 роки тому +31

      just an hour of WolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolvesWolves

    • @rhodes3983
      @rhodes3983 3 роки тому +23

      We should replace all the wolves with corgis.

    • @domonicvanheuklon4480
      @domonicvanheuklon4480 3 роки тому +9

      @@rhodes3983 I support this comment.

    • @pygmalion0451
      @pygmalion0451 3 роки тому +4

      AVENGE ME, BROTHER!

    • @paolopappalardo9976
      @paolopappalardo9976 3 роки тому +5

      @@rhodes3983 you have been nominated grand master of the space corgies 😌🙏🏻

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 3 роки тому +115

    I think the most important thing to remember about the Drukhari is that even if they didn't HAVE to commit atrocities to stay alive, they'd still do it.

  • @Kyrobinthian
    @Kyrobinthian 3 роки тому +137

    One of my favorite stories involving dark eldar was a chaos marine who was stranded on a planet and managed to kill a dark eldar raiding party leaving one survivor to teach him how to pilot they're ship, he successfully intimidated the drukari raider by threatening to inject him with a virus that would render him a vegetable, unable to speak or move until he would go crazy in his own mind unable to do anything for his unnaturally long life. The drukari "volunteered" to help so the chaos marine broke his legs so he couldn't escape

    • @molerattex6597
      @molerattex6597 3 роки тому +20

      Yep that sounds like chaos.

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 3 місяці тому

      Ah yes, chaos...
      The 1 faction to out-horror the Dark Elves

  • @yokgor4675
    @yokgor4675 3 роки тому +93

    Dark Eldar are pirates at the outside, but Cenobites back at their turf

  • @Xenos_hive
    @Xenos_hive 3 роки тому +286

    As a dark eldar player I’m smugly eating popcorn and watching while gw tries to starve me

    • @malyxxplays7949
      @malyxxplays7949 3 роки тому +23

      Didn't you just get new stuff

    • @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578
      @emperortenebrisemeraldwing8578 3 роки тому +39

      All suffering sustaines us, even our own

    • @roxrequiem2935
      @roxrequiem2935 3 роки тому

      Heretic detected hahahaha

    • @Xenos_hive
      @Xenos_hive 3 роки тому +27

      @@malyxxplays7949 we got a codex and a model refresh since 5th we have gotten 0 new data sheets and 1-2 model updates mostly going from resin to plastic so better than craftworlds but gw still turns their backs to us

    • @malyxxplays7949
      @malyxxplays7949 3 роки тому +3

      @@Xenos_hive you still got something. Im a custodes player so i only have like 20 models anyway.

  • @Geeko170
    @Geeko170 3 роки тому +184

    I must admit that some of the most wholesome 40k fan fics I have read were about the Dark Eldar.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 3 роки тому +11

      Any in particular?

    • @profsrlojohn635
      @profsrlojohn635 3 роки тому +75

      Probably because everyone likes to pull the "the one who's not quite as into it as their friends and family" trope.

    • @MrATN800
      @MrATN800 3 роки тому +28

      Oh yeah, To Serve In Hell, that's wholesome right there

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 3 роки тому +10

      *WHAT NOW?*

    • @beefmonstr4644
      @beefmonstr4644 3 роки тому +56

      Because everyone wants big tiddy goth elf gf but nobody wants to acknowledge the fact that they literally must inflict maximum suffering in order to live

  • @leonardhollsten8145
    @leonardhollsten8145 3 роки тому +119

    You know, it's weird that everybody uses Lelith as the standard Dark Eldar stand-in, as in majorly into torture and other weird shit. I mean, she kinda is since all Dark Eldar are but in truth, she is much more murderous. She would kill you rather than torture you. And she doesn't use any drugs or enhancements.
    Lelith is literally one of the least Dark Eldar of the Dark Eldar. Along with Drazhar.

  • @BaranZenon
    @BaranZenon 3 роки тому +37

    I like how in Soulstorm, if you beat Dark Eldars as Imperial Guard, in their Epilouge there is an info that when the Guards saw wtf those things did to their fellow guys and lasses they went ape shit and just wreck the whole thing.

  • @captianbubbles4674
    @captianbubbles4674 3 роки тому +268

    It comes to mind that, by most fanfic standards, most warhammer fics are actually pretty well written. Oh there is absolutely cringe out there, but there's also a lot of good stuff.

    • @felipeboero2532
      @felipeboero2532 3 роки тому +26

      I doubt they will pick the good stuff.

    • @iambrutus2000
      @iambrutus2000 3 роки тому +26

      That can probably be said about most FanFiction

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 3 роки тому +22

      I want them to read at least a little bit of Warhammer High, tbh lol

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +6

      @@iambrutus2000
      True.

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah, one of the best was when a bunch of Guardsmen arrived on Pandora from Avatar and went to war with the natives

  • @sethzac2424
    @sethzac2424 3 роки тому +229

    You can’t lewd the dark eldar, as any attempt to do so only results in a completely lore accurate depiction of them 🤣

    • @lacavernademr.fuller7414
      @lacavernademr.fuller7414 3 роки тому +34

      Make them have the most pure and innocent and love filled honey moon after getting married
      All pure vanilla and lovely stuff
      So is it lore wise now?

    • @sethzac2424
      @sethzac2424 3 роки тому +22

      @@lacavernademr.fuller7414 absolutely, getting dragged into the depths of suffering having experienced the summit of pleasure just makes the torment so much sweeter 👌

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 роки тому +25

      @@lacavernademr.fuller7414 Well, technically, yes? They just need to inflict emotional extremes to keep Slannesh paid up, doesn't matter what emotions they are. So diabetes inducing cuteness/heartwarming _would_ work. It's just that torture is a lot easier to pull off. (I mean in theory they could be protected via the sheer WTF!? they induce in all around them, that's an emotion as well after all.)

    • @sethzac2424
      @sethzac2424 3 роки тому +3

      @@Sorain1 my man 😎👍

    • @suppmydiff3257
      @suppmydiff3257 2 роки тому +8

      @@Sorain1 Tfw Nurgle is the path to Druhkari salvation
      That honestly kinda makes sense on some weird level. The entire race progressed to the point where they were utterly stagnant and bored (likely powering Nurgle) and in rejecting Nurgle and sinking into depravity: created Slanesh and inadvertently cursed themselves forever
      What if the way for their species to be free of Slanesh is to get super fat and pray to Nurgle bc the pain and suffering from being a bunch of butterballs could possibly ease the transition from Slanesh to Nurgle

  • @ShadowTheSK
    @ShadowTheSK 3 роки тому +220

    It’s true, Commorragh’s like Ohio but with less corn fields

    • @froschmidt2
      @froschmidt2 3 роки тому +5

      Cleveland's east side sounds just like it.

    • @WarbossRB
      @WarbossRB 3 роки тому +1

      And meth?

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 3 роки тому

      With a hint of Sweet Home Alabama.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +4

      Definitely no Khorne fields in Commorragh thank you very fucking much! Just toss them over there next to the Slaaneshi brothels please!

    • @Kalashinator
      @Kalashinator 3 роки тому +7

      OMG I want the guy who did the Cleveland tourism videos to do one for Commorragh.
      At Least We're Not The Warp!
      We're Not The Warp!

  • @chicago928
    @chicago928 3 роки тому +158

    In a world full of people playing hero, there has to be one person willing to be the bad guy.

    • @ax-xq3ek
      @ax-xq3ek 3 роки тому +41

      That quote is laughably stupid in the context of warhammer.

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 роки тому +18

      @@ax-xq3ek edit: there has to be at least one group that is so bad, that the worst humanity has to offer went to learn how to be worse from.

    • @ax-xq3ek
      @ax-xq3ek 3 роки тому +39

      @@wiccanthropy1956 Edit: in a world full of assholes, there has to be one group willing to be the biggest asshole.

    • @toyhaunter8260
      @toyhaunter8260 3 роки тому +11

      @@ax-xq3ek OI! Bein' Orks don't make us stinkers! We like krumpin and being big means you do da best krumpin. Ya zoggin zogga!

    • @baconator1377
      @baconator1377 3 роки тому +6

      @@wiccanthropy1956 the only group that make the Night Haunters look like ok dudes

  • @PsychoticPengu
    @PsychoticPengu 3 роки тому +83

    I'm sad you didn't tell him the dark eldar story of the "Cultural Exchange" with the Tau

    • @napalmman8202
      @napalmman8202 3 роки тому +7

      He’s talked about the cultural exchange in a prior episode

  • @Volothos
    @Volothos 3 роки тому +34

    IfI recall correctly, there is a moon inside the realms of Commoragh that is infested with Tyranids. It's used to collect them for sport, I believe.

  • @Geeko170
    @Geeko170 3 роки тому +78

    I really hope he mentions the time the Dark Eldar made the Night lords afraid of the dark.

    • @Chaun1998
      @Chaun1998 3 роки тому +6

      They did what now?

    • @Geeko170
      @Geeko170 3 роки тому +36

      @@Chaun1998
      Yup. The Night Lords were assaulting an Imperial world, doing normal Night Lord shenanigans, when a Dark Eldar raid came upon the planet and they decided to have some fun. They brought anti light generators that caused the entire planet into perpetual darkness.
      For months the Night Lords were slowly driven mad bu the constant Dark Eldar terror tactics. Talking with your squadmate, suddenly they are screaming bloody murder, and you can’t find them, but they keep screaming. Darkness so solid that even other spectrums of light are useless. After several months of perpetual darkness and unknowable terror, the darkness lifted. And the only ones left on the planet were the surviving Night Lords. Nothing else alive was left on the planet, not even corpses.
      I like to think some of the Night Lords sleep with the lights on after that.

  • @juandougnac8826
    @juandougnac8826 3 роки тому +57

    A torture session a day keeps Slanesh at bay :O

  • @andidimarco3820
    @andidimarco3820 3 роки тому +17

    Drukari take the term "body pillow" to a whole new level

  • @launch4
    @launch4 3 роки тому +71

    Guys' I just had an idea. What about a Necromunda style gang war game set in Commoragh!

    • @julianlocileno2968
      @julianlocileno2968 3 роки тому +18

      "Meet N' Fuck with Guns"- IGN

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 3 роки тому +3

      GW had a limited time game that was kind of that. It was called Gangs of Commoragh, appropriately enough.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 роки тому

      Dude, that sounds kinda dope.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 роки тому +1

      Or a survival game where you play as a dirt poor drukhari fresh from the birthing chamber where you have to not only balance food and water but also suffering. Maybe some weapons would do less damage but give more suffering. Or you could be incentivised to try to capture other drukhari alive

  • @uwantarefund2564
    @uwantarefund2564 3 роки тому +79

    You guys are easily some of the funniest people doing warhammer lore. It’s exactly what I need at any given point during the a day.

  • @jamieenoshima5147
    @jamieenoshima5147 3 роки тому +130

    Always thought the Drukhari are very vampire inspired as well, like a Tzimisce from vampire the masquerade, the whole immortal thing eating souls to sustain themselves. Less vampire of modern era goth, pretty, and hanging around night clubs. More vampires of traditional horror. Gore, heads on stakes Vlad the Impaler.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +12

      I like Tzimisce and I like Drukhari.
      I cannot find fault in your logic so will refrain from disagreement and go back to stabbing hair pins into my "couch".

    • @AdolfHitler-yg2rf
      @AdolfHitler-yg2rf 3 роки тому +4

      @@mainepants Men of culture I see.

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 3 роки тому +6

      The haemonculi are definitely close to the Tzimisce, though I'd say both are based on Hellraiser.
      I think the Drukhari in general are fairly vampiric: ancient, inhuman evil that must feed on the suffering of the living, which enable them to defy even death.

  • @semiseriousnerd31
    @semiseriousnerd31 3 роки тому +19

    I forgot where I heard/ read this but there have been a few bits where the Drukhari has turned some Orks into living furniture. However they still have to be careful of these Ork furniture because they apparently still has bits of Orkyness to them and could potentially still rip the Drukhari to bits if they're not careful enough.

  • @ChaosLemonVIII
    @ChaosLemonVIII 3 роки тому +37

    The Drukhari probably have roombas made of still living humans that scream.
    I just wish the Drukhari had good characters like WHFB's Druchii. Malekith, Morathi, Shadowblade, Malus, Lokhir, Rakarth, etc. Black Arks are also another thing Fantasy has over 40K.

    • @michael3088
      @michael3088 3 роки тому +3

      I think they just need more models and lore pumped into the Kabal subfaction aspect of the range. They tend to make the core of most dark eldar armies but they need more fleshing out.

  • @Alernategem
    @Alernategem 3 роки тому +43

    Forbidden goth gf is not a description I thought I would ever hear, and yet it sounds so natural in this setting...

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine your female dark eldar on a feral world and you somehow get captured they are going to use that lady as a way as a remake there numbers.

    • @Alernategem
      @Alernategem 3 роки тому +5

      @@mikecampos1193 arguably the most humane treatment in a dark eldar’s mind...

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 роки тому

      @@Alernategem that farewell that's just some free real estate kill tribals get fucked by them seems like a Friday to them.

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikecampos1193 Yeah but that sly smile on her face implies she has secreted razor blades somewhere that only your most sensitive parts will locate.

  • @fedupN
    @fedupN 3 роки тому +20

    Y'all forgot the horror influence in the Drukhari, mainly vampires and HEAVY HEAVY Hellraiser vibes for the Haemonculi Covens.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 3 роки тому +154

    Funny you mention nids, Commissar Cain lured an invading swarm of Tyranids into a Dark Eldar Webway and had the portal bombed afterwards so there's a whole army tearing through Commoragh somewhere
    Edit: Why does autocorrect only work when I don't want it to?

    • @Voltamatum
      @Voltamatum 3 роки тому +44

      ALL HAIL CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +10

      Was that the same dude who plowed an Eldar female?

    • @clonetrooper5002
      @clonetrooper5002 3 роки тому +35

      @@lucascoval828 no you’re thinking of the ultramarine’s primarch

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +4

      @@clonetrooper5002
      Oh.

    • @Morrigi192
      @Morrigi192 3 роки тому +5

      @@lucascoval828 Nah, just an Inquisitor and a techpriest.

  • @xanderlee51
    @xanderlee51 3 роки тому +50

    Do not look, weakling. The flesh is temporary, the glory of the Necrons is eternal.

    • @bryanthardin8481
      @bryanthardin8481 3 роки тому +3

      Dude put a book on your damn roboboner

    • @giuseppe9653
      @giuseppe9653 3 роки тому

      I thought you were gonna talk ab the mechanicus

    • @oldstyle5114
      @oldstyle5114 3 роки тому

      Dude I'm not offering my soul so an asshole space gas in a robot suit is going to eat it.

  • @davidgapidojr.6615
    @davidgapidojr.6615 3 роки тому +87

    Promethium and Xenos goes well like Peanut butter & Jelly.

  • @MediumOffice
    @MediumOffice 3 роки тому +42

    TIMOTHY!
    MORE WINE

  • @steweygrrr
    @steweygrrr 3 роки тому +23

    Commorragh uses the Gaelic Irish pronunciation for the 'gh' on the end because like the rest of the Eldar they are Irish Space Elves. The new codex though has finally got me interested in actually getting a Deldar army. I loved the idea of the three parts of their society having a different speciality but the rules making you have to lean heavily into one aspect or gimp yourself put me off getting them. The Realspace Raid rule though that basically encourages you take Kabals, Cults and Covens in the same detachment, let alone the same army, has finally tipped me over the edge.
    Goddamn. 9th ed has been awesome for doing that. Not a single codex release so far has left me feeling uninterested in some aspect or another and that's saying something considering I've played nothing but Emperor's Children since 2nd Ed and now I have 2 Astartes armies, a Necron army and the start of a Death Guard Ferrymen army and we've not even got all the codices yet.

  • @vyanesh6487
    @vyanesh6487 3 роки тому +29

    4:33 *Glances at the Emperors Children*

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 2 роки тому +18

    I'll always have whiplash between Drukhari fanfiction and Canon lore.
    In the community's eyes they're these incredibly lewd and BDSM obsessed people who'd raid a planet for the hottest men and women to take back for *obvious reasons* and nothing else. Meanwhile the Canon Drukhari are out here ripping and tearing(without killing) and doing the most horrible, toe curling, skin crawling, shiver sending crap possible to a person to squeeze every drop of pain, anguish and fear out of them.

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal 3 роки тому +14

    Bam, listening on Spotify and commenting here for the algorithms sake. Keep it up guys. Hoping to hear about Tuska the demon killa soon!

  • @Okada_Caelun
    @Okada_Caelun 3 роки тому +79

    Your fate if you are taken alive by...
    Kabals: you become an extremely disposable "servant"
    Cults: you become the supporting cast of tonight's performance
    Covens: you become merchandise at Ikeagh.

  • @tinycowboy248
    @tinycowboy248 3 роки тому +14

    Im excited to see trazyn the infinite chad fan fic of what he stole and slys heroisms!

  • @randombencounter263
    @randombencounter263 3 роки тому +20

    The reason why I love to play Drukhari and why they're my second favorite army behind the orks are all the little weird-ass rules attached to them. Roll at the start of the game to see what random drug your dudes are tripping on and what it does to them. Add a new buff to your troops at the start of each round to represent your guys drawing power from the suffering around them. Most of your guns (and a good number of your stabby things) don't have a strength stat to compare against the target's toughness, you just have to roll against a flat target number because your *bullets are poisoned.* Sorry, you can't take kabalites in your wych cult army because kabalites refuse to take orders from wyches and vice versa. If you take grotesques with you you better have a haemonculus to keep them in line or else they might attack your other dudes.
    They are extremely convoluted to play and I love them.

    • @muttproductions2536
      @muttproductions2536 Рік тому +1

      The rules for each are reasons why I play Drukhari, Orkz, sometimes the Guard, and the Necrons. Drukhari are for a nice, convoluted match. Necrons and the Guard are if I want to win or if I'm in a "21 Earthshaker Special, with a 13 Deathstrike Chaser" kind of mood. Orkz I play literally just to see what kind of humor I get out of them

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 3 роки тому +65

    Me who's too poor to support the patreon:"I will now give you the highest honor I can bestow."
    *Leaves a like*
    It ain't much but its honest work.

    • @muglypunt968
      @muglypunt968 3 роки тому +2

      And a comment, comments pay bills

  • @CannibalLemonsFromMars
    @CannibalLemonsFromMars 3 роки тому +15

    I think you guys would find the Theft of Lethidia to be a fun topic to go over of you are interested in Dark Eldar vs Tyranids. It’s honestly one of my favorites

  • @couchpotato5592
    @couchpotato5592 3 роки тому +83

    "She's also always barefoot!"
    Doge Vandire: 😏😏😏😏

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 3 роки тому +7

      fffFFFFFFFFUCKING VANDIRE!

    • @JarlFrank
      @JarlFrank 3 роки тому +7

      The main reason why I like Dark Eldar tbqh
      Barefoot BDSM waifu ftw

  • @micahbruce4547
    @micahbruce4547 3 роки тому +26

    Who does the thumbnail art? It's really good!

  • @comfy_21771
    @comfy_21771 3 роки тому +15

    The best day of the week is when this goes up and I am F R E A K I N G P O O P F A C E D

  • @Grevnor
    @Grevnor Рік тому +3

    Drazhar is rumored to actually be Arhra, the original founder of the Striking Scorpions Aspect Warrior Shrine. According to the lore of the Craftworld Eldar, he fell to Chaos, and Karandras, the Phoenix Lord of the Striking Scorpions, was one of his students, who led the warriors who still remained true to the Shrine's original tenets, as opposed to the mockery they had become. The rumors states that the students who followed the original master joined the Drukhari and became the first Incubi. This would make perfect sense, but has never been conclusively been proven, and probably never will.

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 3 роки тому +8

    Hyped for the next episode, AdMech is my favourite faction!
    *Praise the Omissiah!*

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 3 роки тому +58

    I hope the Blood Brides get some rule34 art soon

    • @malyxxplays7949
      @malyxxplays7949 3 роки тому +2

      I don't understand why weebs fap to drawing.. Like.. You know that isn't real

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 роки тому +1

      @@malyxxplays7949 don't even get me started on furrys bro there another type of degenerate and on the world God help them all.

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +23

      @@malyxxplays7949 someone doesn’t know the meaning of fun😒

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +19

      @@mikecampos1193 if they were degenerates, then Cats would have been a successful movie

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 роки тому +3

      @@uria3679 damn that's a good one you got me with that one.

  • @Mark-S_Boyd
    @Mark-S_Boyd 11 місяців тому +1

    Ah, another Adeptus Ridiculous episode to enjoy. Such a momentous occasion should be celebrated with a glass of my finest wine...
    TIMOTHY!!!

    • @Neddicus
      @Neddicus 4 місяці тому

      Poor Timothy 😞

  • @JCHauntsman
    @JCHauntsman 3 роки тому +5

    Drazhar has a lot of lore, he's been around since the original Dark Eldar codex. There's all the stuff about him being the original Phoenix Lord that founded the Striking Scorpions that may or may not be true. Hell, Drazhar himself may not even be the original one. It's possible that the armor is exactly like the Phoenix Lord armors and whoever takes it up is subsumed by the armor's consciousness.

  • @livelearnlovesmile
    @livelearnlovesmile Рік тому +2

    Just found you guys tonight... Oh my. I'm so happy I found this vid as I work at a Crisis Ward on midnights and didn't have any books to read tonight. Now I have your entire channel to look though. :)

  • @H9092-2
    @H9092-2 3 роки тому +7

    "A doctor who's entire purpose is to torture people"
    So a dentist?

  • @Phoolery
    @Phoolery 3 роки тому +72

    Gonna see how many Scions I can put together before this ends!

  • @DerRotSpassvogel
    @DerRotSpassvogel 3 роки тому +16

    Listening here from Ohio. Introduced to 40K by by brother, who moved to California.

  • @Andre3k
    @Andre3k 3 роки тому +20

    Praise be the Holy Toaster!

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 3 роки тому

      May we be blessed by the Motive Force, will of the Omnissiah.

    • @Kerrigan-QOB
      @Kerrigan-QOB Рік тому

      Praise the give mind

  • @ryanturner3176
    @ryanturner3176 3 роки тому +5

    Can't wait to hear the rest of Drazar's lore in the Phoenix Lord episode

  • @andydunn3835
    @andydunn3835 Рік тому +1

    Amazing retelling of Vects rise to power well done.

  • @cpt.marmalade8895
    @cpt.marmalade8895 3 роки тому +4

    Building my very first imperial knight today! was waiting for this to start for some great background :)

  • @MC666ZSMF2
    @MC666ZSMF2 3 роки тому +2

    @37:25 the “TIMOTHY! MORE WINE!” is just golden

    • @ngominh259
      @ngominh259 Місяць тому

      SORE THROAT! SOOORE THROAT!

  • @dmitrykitainik3939
    @dmitrykitainik3939 3 роки тому +6

    I'm just oiling my pants in anticipation of the Adeptus Mechanicus episode.

  • @SleepingSage308
    @SleepingSage308 2 роки тому +1

    After not falling asleep to this episode for the first time, I can safely say that Vect is one of my new favorite characters

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 3 роки тому +7

    One of my favorite bits of DE fluff is when they "help" the Tau fight Tyranids

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Рік тому +3

    An abridged summary of the Drukhari…
    Lelith: “Hey, it’s your favorite Egirl, Lelith Hesperax.” *proceeds to kills people with her hair blades*
    Rakarth: *doing experiments so horrible that the other Dark Eldar find them traumatizing*
    Drahza: *killing everything with his massive sword* “Mediocre.”
    Mandrakes leader: *pops out of the shadows* “Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?”
    Lord Vect: *watching all this play out* “Hi, I’m Asdrubal Vect, and welcome to Jackass!”

    • @Kerrigan-QOB
      @Kerrigan-QOB Рік тому +1

      This exact comment was on another video

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 роки тому +1

    51:46 You know, it *is* surprisingly easy to picture that guy just shredding an electric guitar.

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 3 роки тому +4

    I just remember 1d4chan’s label for Vect: Pimp Master General.

  • @bruhbeukes5145
    @bruhbeukes5145 3 роки тому +2

    Drukhari are my favorite. My Favorite Vect moment was when he faked his death, and at his funeral, popped out of his coffin and fucking shanked up major rival Archons.

  • @12SickOne34
    @12SickOne34 3 роки тому +31

    How many Memes can we put into the visuals?
    Shy: (...)

  • @GrumpyDwarfCreations
    @GrumpyDwarfCreations 3 роки тому +2

    Never stop making these, absolutely addicted

  • @MyRYNOrunsHot
    @MyRYNOrunsHot 3 роки тому +4

    Dark Eldar and then Ad Mech - almost a Speaker D double feature.

  • @TK_Brainslug
    @TK_Brainslug 2 роки тому

    52:39 Bricky's recording the of the podcast from the middle of a battlefield, made me LOL so hard I almost peed myself

  • @smuggingi3323
    @smuggingi3323 3 роки тому +5

    Nids will screech in pain and act like any other animal but theres a quote from a chaos marine claiming nids have no souls and feel nothing as he looked into a Tyranids eyes. Freaky shit man.

  • @calvinheslop2585
    @calvinheslop2585 3 роки тому +3

    Awesome episode can't wait for adeptus mechanicas I really want to play the game as I've heard good things.

  • @frantisekpreissler4217
    @frantisekpreissler4217 3 роки тому +6

    Noise Marines the Twitch chat sounds focken terrifying.

  • @firesly1
    @firesly1 Місяць тому

    The idea of noise marine lined up with there poggers guns firing in unison revolutionary style so just the loudest combined sonic wave of "POG"

  • @JamesBrown1133
    @JamesBrown1133 3 роки тому +13

    As an unfortunate Ohio resident the Ohio comments are too accurate and had me dying

  • @wesleyjudson599
    @wesleyjudson599 3 роки тому +2

    Three kinds of Drukhari I want to see:
    The Broker. A Drukhari that sells services to other Drukhari that have something slightly annoying about the service. for example, your flesh furniture needs to be put together, but the instructions are unclear. You need a vacuum to clean the floor, but the cord keeps getting tangled. Etc... They make money AND become rejuvenated by a growing amount of small pains.
    The Jailer. A Drukhari that jails and tortures criminal Drukhari. They held in an area with no suffering, lots of peace and quiet, the occasional stubbed toe happens near the prisoner to keep them alive and suffering.
    The Forgetful. A Drukhari that uses their own suffering to stay alive, but has to wipe their memories to continue to their own suffering. Could be a pretty nice person by 40K standards, since they don't need to torture others to live.

    • @xyperus
      @xyperus 3 роки тому

      The last one is amnesia rebirth

    • @wesleyjudson599
      @wesleyjudson599 3 роки тому

      @@xyperus spoilers bro ;P

  • @serteshsardrakal2272
    @serteshsardrakal2272 3 роки тому +6

    Mechanicus are Tibetans: welcome to the basilica of the machine spirit
    Me:that seems roman catholic to me

  • @TheBehattedOne
    @TheBehattedOne 3 роки тому +2

    42:00 while there has been no concerted effort by the Hive Mind to invade comorragh, there is at least one Lictor on the loose in there, after being abducted by a Kabalite leader and promptly escaping.

  • @dabbindandy1480
    @dabbindandy1480 3 роки тому +3

    Dude listening to this while playing warhammer games is 👍 thanks dide

  • @gbpowerliftingsupportgroup5083
    @gbpowerliftingsupportgroup5083 3 роки тому +1

    When talking about the inspiration for the lore. Its also amazing how much other sci fi fictions played a major part. Like navigators , the god emperor etc from Dune, instant transportation between worlds which I believe is like a form of travel in hyperion. GW certainly loved old school sci fi!. Ps this podcast is my favourite right now keep it up

  • @brya9681
    @brya9681 3 роки тому +5

    omg DK knew a pop culture reference! *sniff* I'm so proud.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 роки тому +1

    That battle was the emphasis of “so anyways I started blasting!”