My Dad Calls 911 If I Don't Call Him Back: Jimmy O. Yang
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Jimmy O Yang, star of Silicon Valley and Love hard is BACK in his HILARIOUS debut stand-up special. Jimmy O Yang dishes the dirt on everything, from learning English through rap, dating tall women, and following his DREAMS, much to his parent's distaste. So sit back, relax and ENJOY the bona fide American comedian, Jimmy O Yang.
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"that's not love, that's a good deal." 🤣🤣🤣
100% why alot of our ancestors got together no matter what culture you come from.
He's not wrong 😂
Just like chinatown
It's funny because his mom said the same thing about buying clothes: "It's not because they need clothes, they buy them because it's a good deal".
It's
“No, but he’s dead to me. Okay, bye!”😂😂. I have a surprise for your dad, Jimmy, the popo are still gonna show up😂😂.
He‘sA ☝🏻
He knows... sometimes a 3rd party needs to gently remind your kid to appreciate their parents 😂
Police: Drop the Phone!!! Now pick it up and say you love him!!!!!
He took my line 🤣
@@It4int0ver oo
They probably wouldn't show up and it's a joke dude
I’ve noticed with Asian parents they won’t say, ‘I love you’ to their children. They just ask, ‘what do you want to eat, I’ll make it’ and thats how they show love 🤣
its more practical that way. why need to be told when acts can be seen and felt.
@@user-nu2vc9mp5j haha... True...
Love Asian parents
Yep. I never understood it, until I realized it is very easy to say I love you, you just mouth it. But real love, needs action, takes effort.
@@hiddenname9809 yep action behind words is even better.
"its not love its a good deal" 😭😭
Women in a nutshell
@@pandaman1331 Huh? Dont get your sexism mixed up with chinese culture, things were really different there and then, plus it was his father who said it...
@@pluckybellhop66 First, how did I mix anything? I talked about women in general, chinese culture was never mentioned. Are you illiterate or just an easily offended snowflake? Second, when women generalize men it's not called sexism but empowerment. Take your hyposcriscy somewhere else.
When schools teach about human reproduction, they should add this to the curriculum.
@@pandaman1331 You talk like men don't get the deal or advantages from women. lolll
As a Latina, the calling thing is so relatable, except that instead of my dad it's my mom.
As a Latino I can agree Hispanic moms be wildin and tbh u either got a chill dad or a strict one for Hispanics I rlly dont think there is a in between
@@angelrivera6950 Yes, but I'm not Hispanic. Latino and Hispanic aren't interchangeable terms. Latino means "from Latin America", "Hispanic" means "Spanish speaker".
You can be Latino and not Hispanic and vice versa. Spaniards are Hispanics but not Latino and Brazilians and Haitians are Latino but not Hispanic.
@@PaddySnuffles Spaniard tu madre, I'm from Spain and I'm Spanish.
@@PaddySnuffles 😂
Can Agree, i got peruvian parents, my mom worries about everything related to her children and my dad just chill (strict if u fuck up, but trusts that u wont )
Bro we're at panda Express and she's Mexican...😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🛑🛑🛑The biggest deception🛑🛑🛑
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This is the biggest fact ever bruhhh… the Panda Express in town has Filipinos and Mexicans working there, no complaints tho because they make some spicy kung pao chicken
@@thebagheadz1991 am i stupid or is the Philippines asian
i'm filipino
As a slavic person, the whole calling 20 times a day is relatable. If I miss my mom's call even once she would think I'm dead or something.
My Finnish grandmother does the same thing, even when she knows I’m in school and can’t answer her
Getting checked up on can be so annoying but it's also very wholesome. The alternative is having no one who'd even care whether we were alive or dead uvu`
Us slavs have families that are very similar to other traditional families ( i.e. asian, indian, african etc). By the way are you an east, west, or south slav?
@@dimitrije018 South Slav
Brazillians have this habit too
best part is, we don’t even speak mandarin normally here in hong kong, we speak cantonese
Exactly, always full of question marks when people speak some random Mandarin to us, just want to shout at them: Hey wtf are you talking to? English is our official language can’t you just speak English?
Personally I will respond "now, listen you simple minded Mandarin Frankenstein, here in HK, we speak Cantonese, not Mandarin. I am not in favour for some random strangers over 10 years of age randomly saying
'HII!!!' In my language."
why do you get mad about it, just correct them and say you don’t speak Mandarin
@@guangyazhu7272 the people above didn't zeem mad. glazz heart much?
Haha, I randomly decided to learn Mandarin, and was annoyed to learn almost every ethnically Chinese friend I had spoke Cantonese at home rather than Mandarin (If they spoke Chinese at all).
So much for practice buddies 😂
Edit:
In California, many families immigrated long ago from Hong Kong..
Haha my parents have been married for 42 years now and the only time my mom actually said "I love you" to my dad, he got freaked out he thinks my mom is dying. True story
Lol
I can't stop laughing 😆🤣😂
This how my family would react if i ever said i love you to them
As a Mexican I really appreciate he named the lady Consuela instead of some generic name like Maria or Lupe.
Consuela has to be the most fucking generic mexican name is existance
@@childcannibalism5080 as someone who has never been in contact with any mexican, that name is relatively new and not as generic as maria.
He should have said daisy. Its surprising how white people react to such names thinking "its not spanish enough" speaks levels of racism
@@rolandomota7771 I mean. I have yet to meet a Mexican name 'Daisy'. It's more a matter of common names, I wouldn't expect a person of Spanish heritage to be named 'Matthew' in the English pronunciation. It would make more sense for them to be Mateo because that's how their language says the word in particular. It's not racism but more assuming that people of different heritage are more than likely to be named different names from the standard, generic, white names of Daisy, Timothy, Smith and such.
It is also the same for people of other groups. To use a personal, albeit biased, example. I would never expect another Eritrean like me to be named 'Jonathan Smith'. I would expect 'Yonas Gebreselassie' as his first and last name. It is normally the same for people of other cultures interacting with one another. There is a distinct set of rules for acceptable names in certain cultures and that's just how it is lol.
@@childcannibalism5080 Consuela is not even a name, Consuelo it is
It's not love it's a good dealll ,,,this hits DIFFERENT man😂😂
I can relate strongly on million calls from parents
Me too....and I'm 35 years old 🤦♀️
@@dabneyscholler8495 i never understand u people if they never call u , u will complain too
@@thesorrow96 I'm not complaining. I don't understand people like you. You make a judgment without knowing anything.
I relate to the Ni Hao part. Everytime people know I'm part Chinese they always say that. Funny as hell.
Ni hao
I just reply with 再见 and leave the convo b/c i'm not about to lose braincells for some white dude named Lukas.
If they said zaijian though I’d be mildly impressed XD
i get a similar thing when i say im irish.
like if anyone knows the state of our education system when it comes to irish they should know most of us dont speak it😅
Then they stare at you waiting for you to compliment them 😅
‘Hi’ slayed me 🤣😂
This is 100% my dad the first couple years I lived away
I've been married for 24 years and out of my parent's house 27 years, it's still that way with my parents calling me, or my husband, or our 20 yr old son 🤣
This was also 100% my mom.
He's funny! Never heard of him but would love to see more from him!😂😂🍺
He’s in space force on Netflix. He’s funny on that too
@@sarahr5452 Also Silicon Valley! One of my favorite characters.
He is also in a movie with nina (elena from vampire diaries)
@@syedailminanasreen3297 love hard
The full show (ig) is on prime video
"My mom married my dad to escape communist China"
As an Asian who lives in dictatorship hellhole this hit me real hard XD
North Korea.....????
They must have sensed that they could respect each other. From respect comes love.
and now your government has you on a list for saying that online
I cant even imagine. I would love to hear yer stories.....
@@jessemontano762 i dont think that he will answer je ever again, they probably already removed him from their watchlist list if you know what I mean xd
This guy has a career in comedy, and a long and good one at that.
I wasnt expecting any of that and it hit me like a truck, i was laughing so hard!
"Sir r u ok is ur son dead??"
"No but he's dead to meok bye 👋👋👋" 😹😹😹😹😹💀 dying crying rolling up a wall
i am only laughing not doing that
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 its a joke 🧍
Good comedians are forward-anthropologists. They help record subtle nuances in our culture that future generations will marvel at in the future. Our cultural landscape is changing (there's lots of cultural assimilation/mixing going on) and future generations will appreciate where we're coming from.
“It’s easier to get into Mexico than Costco.” 😂😂😂
I'm HAPPILY married to a Korean lady, 30 years now. We call each other Yobo. It's a husband/wife thing that Korean couples do. It's charming, and we both used it before we married. When folk's hear us talk to each other they think Yobo is a love thing. Actually, we're calling each other Wallets.
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Hahahahaha
As a Scandinavian, if I do not text or call my mother once in the morning and once in the evening she will call the police as well to report me missing...
I hate it, but the day my mom will pass on, I am 100% sure I will miss it from the bottom of my heart.
My mother is also one of my best friends.
Trust me,you will..don't you ever miss a call from her! From a Italian daughter, who has not been smart enough to know it,beforehand
This dude is criminally underrated 😂😂😂
I love his comedy😭😭😭😭
When he said “order it in Chinese” I was like that’s not a language.
that line hurts me
That was the point
It's not but you know when someone says that they mean Mandarin/Cantonese
Are you Chinese? I'm Chinese and most Chinese people I know would not get offended by that. We know speaking Chinese means speaking a Chinese language like Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien or any other Chinese dialect.
they meant to speak in *any* chinese dialects. mandarin is Chinese. Cantonese is chinese
Well, it is a language, even if it can reffer to two.
I've been BINGE WATCHING JIMMY TO KEEP MYSELF IN A GREAT MOOD...BUT HE'S SO BLOODY FUNNY I NEARLY FALL OUT OF MY WHEEL CHAIR 🤣💖 HE'S ALSO UTTERLY GORGEOUS!!
"It's-a not love, Its-a good deeal." 😭
I like how Jian Yang and his father are literally one person, LOL
My Korean mother did this to me when I was 25. Or rather she threatened she would if I didn't call her back. She never did cuz I called her and kinda sorta went off on her. At this point, I'd been out of the house for 7 years and been married for 5. Can I just be an independent grown-up?!🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
not to an asian parent no. you are always a kid in their eyes.
You'll miss it one day...trust me. I wasn't smart enough.. do better!
@@valevale72 I'm not going to miss her trying to control me. Believe me. At that point was not to make sure I was okay. It was to try to control me. I'm not going to miss her doing that. You don't have to right to threaten your adult child who has been out of the house for years that you'll do something to them if they don't let you control them. It was the equivalent of a adult tantrum. There is a huge difference in trying to completely control someone which my mother was trying to do and showing your concern. She was doing the former. Basically she wanted me to be a slave to her own wishes to use me as a trophy to wave around. "Look what I got!"
This is the same woman who disowned me multiple times for marrying a black man because she was racist.
So, no, this control freak part of her is something I'm never gonna miss
@@shadowcollins4589 oh dear, sure sorry I had no idea,clearly one talks about his own experience.. My mom was actually checking on me, cause she loved me loads... you are perfectly right in what you said! all my love, and tahnks for this good chat
"Her Name tag says Consuela"
Consuela: I stay I clean
😂😂
No….nooooo…. Lol
🤣 First time hearing an Asian descent stand up comedian, I thought Chinese are serious kinda people but he is funny. Loved it & very relatable on all accounts
You should check ‘Uncle Roger’ - a character created by comedian Nigel Ng for his UA-cam channel.
Yep, and Steven He is another asian comedian guy, he's also funny af!
@@te4enie_donnyx_trav Will check, Thank You!
Lmao all my asian boyfriends are funny AF. I wonder if that changes when they become dads though. Cos my dad scary AF
@@SamAntha-uz9of 😀 Lol
"911 what's your emergency?"
"My son is a dead!"
As a Vietnamese i can totally relate to what he says. Whenever i missed my parents' phone call and don't call them back within a day, they'll be like "You'd rather let us die cuz you don't pick up the phone. if it were an emergency, we would've been dead and you wouldn't notice at all." So annoying XD
I am Asian and my brother is studying in Germany and he talks everyday to us and if one day he doesn't call my mum starts overthinking and all bad stuff starts running through her mind, it's weird but that's how close Asian families are
You should show her the movie Hostel and then watch the anxiety overwhelm her when he doesn't call back within 5 minutes
My mom thought I was drunk and dead in a ditch when I didn’t call lol
I think they said they are close to their family so that’s pretty messed up 🤷🏻♀️😂
To be fair bringing a Chinese speaking friend to a Chinese restaurant 100% can get you better service and better food including traditional food thats not on the white people menu.
Lmao “white people menu”
@@angelrivera6950 lol its true you know half that shit in western Chinese restaurants Chinese people dont eat at least in that form. And theres always a secret menu. Its to bad because alot of traditional Chinese food is amazing and this new generation would totaly go for it
What if you speak chinesse but you are a fourth generation of a harcore mixing race family and you dont even look asian? I mean... still the give you the menu or will be suspicious? Asking for a friend
@@devilinred3319 lol idk man if you speak fluent Chinese you might be able to ask for a secret menu. Most Chinese restaurants have them. It not usually a physical seperate menu its usually just a few dishes the resturant will do on request for Chinese folks who want a tast of home. Im not asian i just have a few good friends who are Chinese
@@justacentrist4147 haha, I once randomly mentioned a dish I missed, Gow Choi Gao, and the owner said " we can make that for you".
I was shocked because that's not something most American restaurants will do.
I felt loved lol.
For the record, I'm not Chinese and wasn't speaking Mandarin (as I didn't want to assume she spoke it :p)
It’s amazing the transformation of comedy. Particularly jokes about racism by Richard Pryor told like 40 yrs ago still are true today. Same here with Jimmy in like 40 yrs comeback to these jokes still be truth
I'm Caucasian. My dad did this and it got to the point where the call center told him to text me or wait until I got home from my job. It was I credibly frustrating.
Wow that's rare to see.
@@naturelover6588 it's because he is a helicopter parent. He hovers over the nest egg.
"it's not love, it's a good deal"
🤣😂🤣 I'm fucking wheezing
People need team sports. Americans are all from everywhere but we're all on the same team, people!
Keep that positive outlook, don't go to Twitter, drink water, and have a great day
That's right
I love this guy 🤣🤣🤣
As a kiwi Asian, this is one of the most relatable acts I’ve ever seen!
"its not love, its a good deal" got me laughing so much
Since I am an asian I can never relate to other comedians except him🤣🤣🤗 I can relate to his jokes in every single way
1:43 that's not too bad. I'm used to:
"Hey, you're Chinese right?"
"Yeah, I am"
"KonichuA!"
*"Bro, we're at Panda Express."*
_That's got to be one of the best comebacks in standup comedy._
I would like to call it Real Love of Mankind.
My mom almost traveled across 3 states once to come to my college dorm and check on me because I didn't answer her calls for a day since my phone's battery was empty.
Like I get that's how _she_ shows love but Goddamn that's borderline obsessive.
It's the asian mom things. I just go out for the evening, and I don't pick up my phone while driving, when I reach my destination my phone will be bombed with miss calls and msg asking if I'm okay, mind you not just from my mom, even from my friends, cause she called them up to check on me.
It took so many years for her to finally understand I'm not dead just because I don't pick up my phone for a few hours.
@@petraleong I'm an Arab, it's more universal than you think.
@@THExRISER good to know we are all in this together
@@petraleong it’s not strictly an Asian mother thing. It’s just a mother thing in general
It's a mum thing (and yeah, I AM relating as a white British.) When you have kids of your own, it'll make more sense. 😊
Jimmy’s so underrated.
Yeah, 100% relate to the calling part. I once rode around the block when I was young cause I wanted too. My mom said no, I wanted to do a circut on my bike, I come back 5 minutes later to see that she thought I got kidnapped and called yhe police.😅
Unlike Costco, you have to show a card to get out.
So funny! Glad to discover his talent.
“its easier to get in to mexico than costco”😂
The “Escape Communist China” line was historically accurate and hilarious.
"Bro, we're at Panda Express!" 🤣💀
I gotta see this guy live!!
"No but he's a dead to me, ok, bye"
This part always cracks me up 😂
My mom literally does this, I was woken up by the police yelling up my steps are you okay your mom called said you aren’t picking up the phone I’m like my phone was on silent while I slept a few hours on the weekend 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I am an Indian mother I will also keep on calling my son once in two hrs. He will not get annoyed. He knows we love him and care him so much.
im digging Jimmy Yang.
He's so Dang funny 🤣... I love Jimmy O... 🥰💯👍😆😜
My mom would totally do the same thing lol
I found it fun when ppl say knee how
this is so relatable, when people come to my house they're always like
"Hey you're from China? Speak your dialect lol"
I'm standin there like: Bitch I aint used that shit in 20 years what do you want me to do, relearn it?
It is truly relatable
Really enjoy what Jimmy had brought to the stage~~~
So hilarious~~😂😂😂
the way he says costco
I want to hear his dad say “that’s not love, that’s a good deal” in front of his wife and tv
Loved this dude on Silicon Valley he was great lmao so funny
That "Okey bye" is hilarious and so real
We had a friend in college that we all called "chinito" which is spanish for "little chinese man".
Here's the thing, he was not chinese, he just had curly hair.
Chinese don’t even normally have curly hair. The majority genetically have straight hair. Why would you guys do that to a man. Lol
Just bought the ticket for Jimmy's new show this October in San Francisco, can't wait to be there!
Talented, adorable! I could watch him all day! ❤️
I love this guy. I just wish I knew when he was visiting Australia last time he was here
Super relatable, honestly one of my parents are Chinese and they are exactly like that
Or... 0:42 DISOWNED 😂😂
my dad said the same thing, "Its a good deal". Lmao
He’s funny and good looking literally got me cracking up 😭
He has the most radiant smile!
Why is this not on Netflix 🤣🤣
I'm black & I love Asian folks
so funny! I can't stop laughing
Love that mans father. Wear a spiderman suit, everyone will think you're American, that was a joke.
More stand ups please !!! It’s been long
If Jimmy don talk talk with his dad that means Jimmy is dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not even Latin American, but I took several years of Spanish. My mom does the "order in Spanish" thing every time my family goes to a Mexican restaurant. I can only imagine how much worse it is for a native speake. :/
Every Hispanic person I have ever spoken to or ordered from in my busted ass midwestern Spanish has been ecstatic, wtf?
I am not sure how I feel about all this because when I go to Brazilian restaurants I automatically switch to Portuguese.
I rewatch these bits every time they appear on my feed but it's my first time seeing the Panda Express joke. Funny as hell.
We Asians don't say "I love you" to family, but we show love like this😂😂😂
"It's not love, it's a good deal." Lmao
Its not love, its a good deal, ladies
Thanks
The struggles are real man. Finding a relationship bc you love someone and finding one bc you need to be in a different situation. People should always choose love but i understand why for some people that isnt possible and why they do that. Its not right though....for that to happen especially when people are forced into it....in my opinion at least.
Heck though for someone whose seen mariages that had started out as love break apart .......
I dont know this dudes parents......but they stayed together from what i hear. And its not my place to judge. There has to have been love in there some place for that.
Yeah i relate hard with this segment as a child of two asian immigrants who literally only married eachother bc they both wanted to be parents and their bio clocks were ticking. They only knew eachother for 6 months before my mom got pregnant with my older brother
@@sunglsses3367 thanks for sharing with me :) Yeah I get that as well as for some other people i know how that works out and no shame in that. Important thing is that you my friend are here bc of that annnd we each and all of us try and have control over how our own happiness will go from here to the greatest extent we can.
Marriage purely out of romantic love would die out though, hence the high divorce rate right now. Friendship, respect, and the instrumental value of marriage are really important for a long lasting and happy marriage. One thing you can say about his parents is that they both want to escape communist China, which is already a basis for respect between them.
@@csy9366 its hard to say any relationship in reality is based out of purely romantic or a love purely based on friendship so i cant and wouldnt necessarily pinpoint divorce rates on that unless backed up by some more scientific survey of married couples. I agree with you that all components including respect are necessary to a healthy lasting relationship. It is just my opinion based on my observation of people I know who are put into situations leaning less towards romantic and more towards.....contractual or financial that it's difficult for those types of relationships to last. Thats why, as Ive unfortunately seen there are couples who marry as a reason to come to the states and then split up afterwards. As I stated though, for the case of Mr. Yangs parents, there must've been romantic love in there someplace otherwise the relationship wouldn't have been so long lasting. :) which I find to be quite admirable in any event. I do not wish to generalize whatsoever nor do I wish to assume or pry into others lives. Only saying that it's admirable. And that I think in my opinion love...romantic love...must also be a component. Not purely...but definitely a large factor.
My parents were married a long time I think there was some kind of love between them but they did have ups and downs
Be greatful that you have a father that loves you and wants to talk to you every 3 hours.
It's so funny ppl think it's a joke but he just be spittin facts bout asian parents lol
That's not Love, that's a good deal! 😁 How come I never found one good deal!!
So freakin funny.
"You guys are from here? From here? HI!!!"
I almost died lmfao
The owner of a Blenz here in Vancouver, was totally surprised when I greeted him in Cantonese. He looked at me and said why? He knows me well am bilingual and like to speak to his Colombian employee in Spanish - I said because Chinese either one, is hard to learn so I want to speak a bit to you - isn't that ok? He said I don't speak Chinese very often and of course it was all in good fun but I thank him only now. I understand what Jimmy says but it's not all about being stupid - it's to help non speaking people to learn something new. So it's all good... thanks.
This guy is hilariously
In this country people see you as Asian first before they see you as American, it’s so fucking true. I have lived in this country for +20 years, and feel that every single day.