one time I accidentally texted my bestfriend "gtfo my house bitch" while we were roleplaying as two people airfrying a rat and feeding it to a random dude in my basement
9:45 - The scam txts were happening long before the Optus and Medibank breaches here in Australia. Honestly, they just have to use an autodialer to send such.
Well Emkay, you've done it, you've finally earned a like. Jack's parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Is the funniest thing he's ever done, I might just convert that into an MP3 file and put it on my player...
Okay hear me out. We need weekly Emkay Jack singing videos of reddits. With every music he wants to sing or reddit that has song lyric-like posts! EVERYONE LETS GET IT DONE.
15:40 I'm sorry, Jack's MY AGE???!! ...excuse me, I have to go sit quietly in a corner while I stare off into the distance, so I can process the SHOCK I just had
As a kid I would constantly try to extort the tooth fairy as my mum would leave me notes from "her" (we still have all the notes sent). I also realised one day that teeth=money so I knocked out three teeth within a week☺️
15:27 OH MY GOD the editor used the EmKay Wiki. I'm the creator of it (my Fandom account is CreepersNeedHugs01). I started that because I was bored, and now it's in an EmKay video… _There's a page for you, too, Kenny._
thank you for uploading, currently going through a spinal fluid leak after surgery and i have to lie down for 24 hours but also drink caffeine so im wide awake and bored
In regards to the cyber attacks in Australia at the moment, medibank emailed me a couple days ago, telling me that my information is now on the dark web. Not long after and I started receiving emails from Netflix and Facebook telling me people had signed into my accounts. Haven't received any scam texts, but I do keep getting private calls.
@@adammezza5362 the private calls are the most annoying because I need to keep private calls unblocked because I get frequent private calls from doctor surgeries, hospitals, my kids school, etc. I've started hanging up on any private call and relying on voicemails left so I can call back or email them.
I agree with Jack, daylight savings sucks and just messes with people's sleep cycle. Farmers don't work by moonlight anymore and people don't need to golf year round.
No, I agree with you on the " daylight savings time" it is stupid. You get 1 extra hour to sleep the first night and then it is the same all after that. Same amount of sleep.
Two legends meet Limenade - A descent of memes and yeetful tendencies. EmKay - A descent and voice of the cursed boundaries of odd Sub Reddits that lies within.
I realized that one text was meant to be sung to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman at the exact same time as Jack, and that delivery couldn’t have been better.
The way we measure time is a social construct, but you can't accurately say that about time itself. Social constructs typically aren't affected by gravity and velocity. Time is.
@@SIS3W3N I prefer to believe that most people are intelligent enough to read my statement and understand that I'm not suggesting the sunrise and sunset are fictions invented by Big Media to serve Capitalist Interests. Call me naive, but I think we should give people at least that much credit.
I had a dream where I was watching a video called “don’t go outside it’s not safe again” and it was about people getting tortured in their house it was really scary made me wet my bed
8:53 I don’t know if either my sister or her sister-in-law or my cousin or uncle would misread that and they all have names starting with “J” in fact my uncle’s name is Jack
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
12:31 DEATH!!!!!
13:51 OMG FROZEN HE IS SINGING DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! OMG OGM OMG
I expected someone to comment this but I hoped you'd change your channel name and pfp to match. Such perfection was not meant to be
*OMG OGM OMG
@@HelloIAmAnExist huh
@@HelloIAmAnExist Unfortunately I did not think of that. Thanks for the correction btw
:c
The editors making fun of the narrator's will never get old.😄
The narrator's _what?_
@@viddork narrator's will
one time I accidentally texted my bestfriend "gtfo my house bitch" while we were roleplaying as two people airfrying a rat and feeding it to a random dude in my basement
while you were-
_huh???_
Wtf did i just read ?!
how
W h a t t h e a c t u a l f u c k
WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
its always good when jack voices it
jack.
the snack that always smiles back.
And a 20/80 chance it will be good when robin narrates
0:15 This is the proof that dads will never want to see anyone who can create better dad jokes than them.
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
WHY DO I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE DUDE
@@actuallyv1fromultrakill i am in your walls
Bro you’re everywhere
I can’t bear it any more it’s like you’re a discord mod
Jack singing bits
1:48 (Gasp I have been noticed)
6:26
12:31
13:52
I love how Emkay knows you always do this 😅😭
Lol this should be pinned
You should get pinned
9:45 - The scam txts were happening long before the Optus and Medibank breaches here in Australia. Honestly, they just have to use an autodialer to send such.
Jack is my favorite narrator. He does so many funny voices and his commentaries are actually funny lmao
Let’s be honest, lots of garlic bread is something we all need.
Honestly.
Well Emkay, you've done it, you've finally earned a like. Jack's parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Is the funniest thing he's ever done, I might just convert that into an MP3 file and put it on my player...
That "okay...bye" was legit good, IMO
🥲 thanks doc
That description of a rocking chair was unhinged yet so professional wtf
OKAY SERIOUSLY JACK HAS AN AMAZING VOICE HOLY SHIT
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
JACK SINGING BIT
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
:D
13:24 this part makes me feel uncomfortable to the point it's funny
Okay hear me out. We need weekly Emkay Jack singing videos of reddits. With every music he wants to sing or reddit that has song lyric-like posts! EVERYONE LETS GET IT DONE.
Yes we need it
Robin: "I'm not reading that"
Jack: *sings in harmony with himself*
15:40 I'm sorry, Jack's MY AGE???!!
...excuse me, I have to go sit quietly in a corner while I stare off into the distance, so I can process the SHOCK I just had
12:59 whoever had one job to block out the names and they failed it
Jack started sounding like Tim Curry during the Rocking Chair Bit.
This has to be the most magical emkay video yet
As a kid I would constantly try to extort the tooth fairy as my mum would leave me notes from "her" (we still have all the notes sent). I also realised one day that teeth=money so I knocked out three teeth within a week☺️
4:17 I see you jack with that Misfits and Magic reference
I came looking for this comment. NIce to find fellow dork of class
0:53 Aces/Aros be like
0:58 aces be like:
"I WANT LOTS OF GARLIC BREAD" is litterly me and "stop now" is my parents
14:04 i thought this was somebody's voice to text picking up their conversation to their dog
"HELL IS WHEN YOUR FATHER OPENS UP HIS RIBCAGE AND INVITES YOU TO DANCE" - EVAN KELLMMMMPPP
8:26 got me dying 💀💀
13:25 i had to stop the video because i was just constantly laughing lmao
14:28 Yeah, but that only works in the US. If you want a coupon that works in every country, use this: 🔪
5:04 they are also a cat throwing up a hairball
4:38 the laugh killed me wtf
15:27 OH MY GOD the editor used the EmKay Wiki. I'm the creator of it (my Fandom account is CreepersNeedHugs01). I started that because I was bored, and now it's in an EmKay video…
_There's a page for you, too, Kenny._
"Did you get a hat or a shirt"
*"demon noises"*
thank you for uploading, currently going through a spinal fluid leak after surgery and i have to lie down for 24 hours but also drink caffeine so im wide awake and bored
That does not sound like a good time.
hope you feel better soon!
Oh damn i hope you're chilling
Can you sell me the fluid
@@cheesi4632 thank you!!
9:33 shout out to my mom!
‘I do want to die, but you know, I don’t really care about the specific hill.’ Hit me in a place I never knew. 😂
0:25 atleast its better then my grandma tlaking like shes writing a note to the king in the medival era
But what if I don't want to stop?
Then perish
Then perhaps, instead, you could collaborate and listen.
dont care
Well, if you can find a way to reach escape velocity, you have a good chance of drifting into the infinite void without hitting anything.
Just checked imdb and holy cow he -was- in that Elvis movie... had no intentions of watching but gonna watch now.
0:48 yeah... I relate HARD with that
“Can I have lots of garlic bread please?”
“Can I have lots of garlic bread please?”
“stop now”
“eœAAÆaAAÆAAÆÆhÆÆÆaæÆæh”
1:48 jack releases a Christmas album
9:57. I am from the US and so have I! It’s not just Australia.
In regards to the cyber attacks in Australia at the moment, medibank emailed me a couple days ago, telling me that my information is now on the dark web. Not long after and I started receiving emails from Netflix and Facebook telling me people had signed into my accounts. Haven't received any scam texts, but I do keep getting private calls.
Dude most hackings involve shit like locking you out of your Facebook and stuff but getting CALLS. They are personally targeting you.
@@adammezza5362 the private calls are the most annoying because I need to keep private calls unblocked because I get frequent private calls from doctor surgeries, hospitals, my kids school, etc. I've started hanging up on any private call and relying on voicemails left so I can call back or email them.
11:58 got me rolling🤣😂💀
I know, I kept it together for the whole first half of the video, but then "DUCKY NOOO!"
Saying garlic bread 100 times for the memes
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This took me 20 minutes
What am I doing with my life
Oh my god...
ready the post about the rocking chair was great. Jack reading it be it so much better I had to see/hear it again. Great work
6:56 I didn’t really turn out like either of my parents
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!
1:53 He turns into satan
:D
The dog at 3:28 is wearing shoes
13:56 this hurt
"chicken kiev" whether that's fake or not it fuckin got me
ikr that was hilarious and now i want to use that
@@cheesi4632 yeah like, fake or not, it's a very high tier Dad Joke that I can and will use if given the chance
I agree with Jack, daylight savings sucks and just messes with people's sleep cycle. Farmers don't work by moonlight anymore and people don't need to golf year round.
Jack, the fact that clock goes from 1:59 AM to 1AM or 3AM means we gain or lose an hour for a day.
7:45 i'm not psychotic, i just made a spell in dbd that basically tortures people
2:38
Holy shit , THEY'RE INVITING RALSEI DELTARUNE TO GO OVER?!
. . .
Is that even possible? He's a Darkener and the Asriel theory doesn't work
10:12 Deadliest Catch is a show on the Discovery Channel. It’s about crab fishermen.
Jack singing bits
1:48 HE SINGS MARAIH CAREY!!!!
12:31 DEATH!!!!!
13:51 OMG FROZEN HE IS SINGING DO U WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! OMG OGM OMG
Erase the here you go
:D
4:17
Jack has good taste in DnD content
12:03 who needs spotify if you can just pirate stuff online
I, too, have transcended the cosmos.
.....it hurts.
2:48 *eerie 💀
as a third shifter i can honestly say i get an extra hour in my work day as the clock reads 2:59 only to roll over to 2:00 again....
"I'm a changed man from 20 seconds ago, and you cannot prove that I haven't changed."
5:10 that’s definitely a furry
The frozen “do you wanna go to target?” Should’ve held out the vowel sound and not the last letter so it would actually look like singing
"what do you call a dissapointment?"
"you"
"DAMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING SAY THAT"
Jack-
Your singing-
It's beautiful-
"Holy schmit"!
That ribcage opening reference to D20 though...
No, I agree with you on the " daylight savings time" it is stupid. You get 1 extra hour to sleep the first night and then it is the same all after that. Same amount of sleep.
Two legends meet
Limenade - A descent of memes and yeetful tendencies.
EmKay - A descent and voice of the cursed boundaries of odd Sub Reddits that lies within.
Liked the video just for that one "do you want to go to target" 🤣🤣🤣
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!
:D
As someone who lives with daylight savings. It sucks.
did jack make a dimension 20 reference??? ok officially i am in love him
I like how the font makes the text look so calm
but they’re not
"chicken kiev" broke me
I realized that one text was meant to be sung to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman at the exact same time as Jack, and that delivery couldn’t have been better.
I legit thought this said r/Texas and I straight up died laughing
Daylight savings is legit a scam. Time is a societal construct, but the impact the disruption has on people's health is real.
The way we measure time is a social construct, but you can't accurately say that about time itself. Social constructs typically aren't affected by gravity and velocity. Time is.
@@SIS3W3N You're a wee bit pedantic aren't you.
@@crazyratlady3115 I can be, but in this case, I believe your misstatement was significant enough to mislead the uninformed.
@@SIS3W3N I prefer to believe that most people are intelligent enough to read my statement and understand that I'm not suggesting the sunrise and sunset are fictions invented by Big Media to serve Capitalist Interests. Call me naive, but I think we should give people at least that much credit.
@@crazyratlady3115 Evidence clearly indicates otherwise.
I once texted my friend a world map once and she got Australia and Greenland mixed up. I laughed for a good five minutes and I bring it up quite a bit
WAIT! YOU WERE IN THAT MOVIE???WHO DID YOU PLAY??? I just watched it lol and it was fantastic.
The tomatoes one I can't stop laughing
We only get 4 hours of daylight, daylight savings is a necessity
1:48 i sang that song with my group for the entire school today lol
14:10 *starts CAT D7*
Goddammit, I had managed to not laugh for this whole video, but then "DUCKY NOOOOO!"
*1:48* Mariah Carey
*12:31* Death
*13:51* OMG FROZEN
:D
7:17 i was not going to watch it, but knowing you where in it ive got to see it now!
jack do you need a hug
this is a genuine question
I thought SCP-097 was on the thumbnail for a second and that Emkay was trolling everyone
I had a dream where I was watching a video called “don’t go outside it’s not safe again” and it was about people getting tortured in their house it was really scary made me wet my bed
The thumbnail brings back my creepypasta phase
Hey Jack! Fellow Queenslander here; and HECC Daylight Savings Time!
8:53 I don’t know if either my sister or her sister-in-law or my cousin or uncle would misread that and they all have names starting with “J” in fact my uncle’s name is Jack
wait, what's the joke?
@@антоха_гандохин I know
Omg I love the add singing!!!!
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY
:D
daylight savings time was meant to save on candles back when we used them, now you can save on electric light
JACK SSINGING BITS:
1:48 HE IS SINGING MAIHA CARREY
:D