I decided to speedrun Duck Life 3 and saw things I will never unsee
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Yeah, Duck Life 3 is pretty cursed and so is the speedrun
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#EazySpeezy #DuckLife #Speedrun
Duck: *develops feet & legs with entire kicking animation for swimming*
Also duck: *continues hopping to run*
I mean I guess it only has one leg so it would be really hard
@@rbxless ah yeah that didn’t even occur to me; one leg and two feet.
@@pleasantlybadart757 yeah its really cursed
Do you want something as cursed as that *thing* walking like a human?
@@anderkid1090 This is a valid point. If the thing hops at ~50kmh I'd hate to see how fast it runs...
i love how the first game is all wholesome like "save your farm by winning races :D" and now it's *"become a cursed man-duck and blow up these tater tot looking monsters to defeat your dark alter ego"*
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Long Demon Duck: *growl*
Chubby Demon Duck: *Bark*
Fish Demon Duck: *hiss*
Bird duck: Uhhh, guys?
its the only normal looking one
@Zanielle Deoful *what about me*
@@RazerTheDuck snip snip
@@RazerTheDuck Edgy Duck: *Death Metal*
@@RazerTheDuck your just a side character thats unobtainable
Imagine you're an office worker and you just see a duck with no arms scaling the building at 15MPH
ah yes because ducks normally have arms
@@GeoSY they said “no arms” bc when was the last time u saw something with no arms climb
*At the office*
WORKER: "This is so boring! And I really don't think-"
*Sees a duck with no arms scaling the building at 15MPH*
WORKER: "... What the fu-"
@@_arsonists Lol I forgot I made this comment. Thank you for bringing me back
@@Windperfire I got here from googling how to use an item on a mc server...
“There’s a really strong force that makes you go down”
Eazy that’s what we call gravity
tbf tho, I dont think gravity has THAT much of an effect on divers
@Joshua R 14:05 B)
in water youd also have bouyancy
@@IvyIsVeryTired That... is a disturbing thought that I don't necessarily disagree with
@@IvyIsVeryTired they’re just 50% lead
I have played this as kid and never noticed how weird the game can look like.
same
Please make videos
@Random gaming channel huh?
@@unoriginalpersonALT I'm talking to her
for real, i have zero memory of the domo things at the end. were those always there?
imagine you're on the beach, and you see a human-duck hybrid running at 30mph
O h G o d . . .
Don’t forget to add it’s neon colored
Wdym imagine
*oh no*
His body was facing this way, but his head was still like this!
I hadn’t thought about this game for over 5 years. You ruined my streak.
For me it had been 9 or 8 lol
I don't even wana know how long it's been for me.
This game ruined my child hood when I was 5 now I remember it after it 9 years
@@show4game988 why did it ruin it
If you go to the newgrounds page of Duck Life 3 in the Descrioption it says:
"The third instalment of the highly popular DuckLife series. Train up your duck and enter it in races!
This time, Ducklife meets Pokemon as the ducks can evolve to become naturally better at certain skills."
POV: You’re swimming on the beach and you see a humanoid duck aggressively swimming towards you
If I saw that I would call 911 and say I found a murderer
Dualingo bird:looks like you forgot your vietnam lession
@@threes7664 you would be dead by then.
I’d beg for mercy.
Ayo, I like your profile pic. Where is it from?
This is the most cursed of the duck life games.
But the best lol
I dunno, the sixth game has a suicide joke in it
@@ChristianCTaken wait when
@@YourBestSpal this is very cursed and disturbing for people who played the other ones but never played this
When I played this I kept getting this glitch that skipped me to the end of the game so it was even more jarring for me
[wakes up]
"Hmmmm today I think I will genetically modify ducks and force them to compete in torturous pain for sport"
*launches basketball at duckling*
“I wouldn’t call this swimming, it’s more like tactically floating”
The chances of you getting dragged into the depths of the mariana's trench by a humanoid duck monstrosity is very slim... *but never zero*
*Underwater*
@@leepickek7923 But what if you live in Greenland? And never leave there? Isn't it then zero?
@@_arsonists nope, still not zero
@@_arsonistsit is still not zero as the aforementioned humanoid duck can kidnap you
“It’s not even swimming, it’s tactical floating”
Thank you for your wonderful commentary lmao
Fun fact: the first time I almost beat this game I was playing on a laptop with a trackpad and I couldn’t shoot the bois fast enough to not lose. I finally beat it last year. Best. Serotonin. Ever.
Holy shot I did the same thing. I spent the entire night trying to beat it and got it. I screenshoted the finale screen and I swear it gives you much serotonin. I played it in December before flash fricken died oof
LOL SAME MAN....
@@pokemonsterblue2152 you do realise most games can still be played even if flash died?
@@Kurosaka I am still trying to find a way to play such games so yes I did know, but I have had no luck
I completed Duck Life Battle and Adventure.
Both of them were great but Adventure was better!
Oh yes this is one of my childhood games, along with the Papa's *insert food here*-eria Game
Ye
Freezeria pizzeria wingerria the list goes on
@@phrog2785 burgeria, sushiria, hot-dogeria, donuteria, -
Mine would be Jack Smith or something like that
Yea, those games and the battalion games (they were like a fan version of advance wars)
“If we fail that climbing, we die.” High school in a nutshell.
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS.......pog
@@idkanameforthis can i send hate here
@@idkanameforthis *sends hate*
I too had to climb in high school
Your comment got liked 699 times.
“Who cares about morality when you can win duck races”
forget monke
return to duck
Keep it at 666
i have no morality
reject morality, return to ducc
How many subs can I get off this comment
Current: 169
“There’s a really strong force that makes you go down” completely!
oh ello
I wonder what that’s called I’m thinking the most well known law of physics that was discovered when a apple fell on Isacc Newton and he started to wonder why
I think it’s called “gravy tee”
@@paranoidtoaster3039 ah yes, the theory of Gravitte-E created by Eyesack Nootin.
Well yes but I don’t remember it being that strong while underwater. Usually bouncy helps
lol duh it’s gravity stupud
"How is it climbing?!"
My personal headcanon is it has sticky wings, allowing it to climb like a spider. You're welcome for that cursed image.
WHY!!!
Sir, it would have cost you a total of *zero* dollars and *zero* cents for you not to say that.
@@quitted7276 The real incentive would be being payed to not say that
Sir this is a UA-cam comments section
Thank you kind sir
So you’re telling me i was hitting record board times in my elementary school computer lab?! What have I done with my life...
*Realizes that 37834834934823 4th graders probably got world record runs in Duck Life 4, whilst also being one of them, taking about 1-2 weeks, 10 minutes a day in the mornings* ... BRUH. WHY DON'T PEOPLE REALIZE THIS
@@_arsonists Why people don't realise that there are over 4700 times more 4th graders than there are humans on Earth?
"when your playing an intense as a game like duck life" is not a sentence that i would ever hear
The training is super intense when you're the one doing it
Yeah
Well you heard it, unless you meant to put a “thought” in there
I had a stroke reading that
you're*
wow there are still people capable of getting it wrong
“Running takes the longest” few minutes later in next league “like I’ve said before climbing takes the longest” sounds like me when trying to explain things
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I watch Hentai Everyday with Senpai OH MY GOD ITS YOU AGAIN. YESS I DID IT I FOUND YOU AGAIN MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
@@viinvinn wat
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@@bagelbite99 what do you mean what
I actually discovered a glitch in this game, if you buy one of the purple seeds and them grab your duck and just pull him against the bottom let corner he'll keep eating seeds until you let go, meaning you can max out your energy with only the money necessary to buy one of those :)
Ah, that glitch. Brings back memories.
Does it work ?
As a swimer I can say that "tacticaly floating" is overpowered
/r youngpeopleyoutube
@@drfartuzbekipolusils Yes I know my profil picture triggered a lot of people. But I aged since this was taken.
@Léo Villant Wow people still use the word "triggered" like that huh. Yikes man
why? i'm curious
@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms What's disturbing in this utilisation? True question.
POV: you’re training the duolingo bird to chase his victims.
this is going to get so many likes
ah yes, *victom*
@@bcarpyy2739 damm it you beat me to it I was gonna say replie that but then I scrolled down
@@guiden1954 ah yes, replie
this made me w h e e z e
The ending to this game is like if the entire universe took drugs
the entire thing was leading up to it
It was my favorite ending to a game ever. Not because it was good. But because of ✨nostalgia✨.
@@hedgehogz_rockz9325 same
Ducks****!!!1!1!!1!!1!11!!
Couldn’t have explained it better
Just imagine having a 7-foot tall duck with two human feet in your backyard.
i dont wanna
please I want to sleep tonight
Big bird
Duolingo when you haven't finished your spanish lessons
They’re the gardener
“Hey honey, you hear of that farmer who mutated his ducks?”
“Yes I did, so weird how he did that”
“Yea I just hope he doesn’t use them for money”
Loud dive bombing sound
Pepsi
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS.......pog
@@idkanameforthis ploGgzgehejsjjdd'dbebeehdhx
there i gave hate
A mutated Bird flus through the roof
POV: you’re heading towards the lemonade stand to get grapes
yes
OMG y e s
"Hey!"
@@Banana_boat papapa
“Got any grapes?”
The only one that doesn't look like my sleep paralysis demon is the flying one
The scariest one is the swimming in my opinion
@@drewdyman1014 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
because it actually looks like a burd
*bird
Correct.
"Who cares about morality when you can win duck races" sums up this channel pretty well, I think.
creepy disfigured duck: -climbs-
the ducks feet: *wiggle wiggle*-
Your brain is dirty lmao
What
My feet don't wiggle wiggle they fold
"I'm a pretty moderate Duck Life player"
We heard it here folks.
If that's moderate than I'm not even good enough to be considered a duck life gamer
I thought at first when I beat duck life 1-3 in short time I thought I had done something wrong. Then it turns out that people legit speedrun these games.
"A game as intense as duck life" truer words have never been spoken
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment 💖🧸
Goal: 100 subscribers ✨
Remembered this, the final duck looks like a fusion of all of the features from the third evolution stage, just with angery eyebrows and a monochromatic color
"I guess that's not why I'm the world champion, at. Being a duck."
I like how you slowly realize what you're saying halfway through that sentence.
He was Loki thinking about something else then said duck cause it was less embarrassing
@@hersheybro8627 Loki?
Best quote I have ever heard. "And now we're gonna upgrade one more time and we become the chad." -EazySpeezy 2021
"the force that's pulling us down"
hmyes, gravity
hmyes, ducks sink in water.
Underwater?
@@tacosquirrel9509 ...yes, that's how gravity works
@@daniellaufer9774 Except, for objects less dense than water, gravity pulls the water down harder than the object, causing the perceived effect of an upwards force, named buoyancy.
So gravity indeed works differently underwater.
@@thehiddenninja3428 Well, what you said is true. You don't really have to tell us that gravity pulls down heavier stuff more strenuously than a lighter object because gravity only plays a minor role in buoyancy (I mean it does keep everything from flying away into space but it isn't really the reason that less dense than water objects are more bouyant). Convection plays a role, atomic density plays a role, etc. You are absolutely correct though.
in elementary we used to "speedrun" by ourselves on abcya during computers class 🥲 we'd race to see who could defeat the duck lord(???) and whoever won would get a front of the line pass for our class issued by the obvious hierarchy of an american elementary school
Ah yes, the foundation of the American education system: ABCya and coolmathgames
Spent more time perfecting Duck Life speed runs than actually paying attention in elementary school
I remember being scared of a ghost game on abcya that when you lost, your screen filled with red splatters. I thought it was blood, and I taught myself how to spell xylophone to survive in that game.
I'm finally not the only one with abcya
Imagine you are sitting in you apartment and this human-duck abomination climbs right up your window using only it’s beak and feet
oh no
PERSON: "Oh, god. I need to pay rent, file my taxes, and why did I think that I could take a photo of a mega-duck (Which would get me a heap of money) , while also thinking that using contacts that record what you see was a good purcha-"
*Sees Too many prefixes to comprehend duck*
PERSON: "I'M RICH, WOO-HOO!"
7 year old me when the teacher says there’s 20 minutes left of class
back in, 2013 lol
We're clearly the same person now
@@Zyn_Shi lol
cral wkees
@@britishmonke1260 correct
"Especially in a game as i n t e n s e as duck life" my new favorite quote.
Intense*
@@user-pq7zl6tx4i thank you
describing the duck as "slender" makes me so incredibly uncomfortable and i don't know why
Slenderduck
Probably because "slender" is considered conventionally attractive by society in this day and age.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 oh???
Cause of slender man and Roblox Slenders
I hate you autocorrect
“Sounders
the “force that makes you go down” is called gravity
The last swimming training is literally a geometry dash ship section.
Bloodlust but with cursed duck skin
it kind of reminds me of that game called bad lands or something. like there was a circular little furry bat thing and it kinda looks like the last swimming training.
@@tibbytobby I remember playing that-
The death scenes to a 9-10 yr old were
M e n t a l l y. S c a r r i n g
@@Kittygirl-Shift-Kit Oh man I forgot about that. very true
ua-cam.com/video/cCYxZX2pKuY/v-deo.html
This u?
A duck with long legs is now my sleep paralysis demon. Even mario with a gun couldn't beat this
Ha
Mario with a gun now looks normal
All ducks have legs
@@auride0 _those_ legs?
My nightmares are real
"abomanations" how dare you, like it or not that's peak physical performance
It's peak nightmare fuel is what it is.
*beak
@@gameboy3d943 thank you for this gift of a comment 🙏
“Obamanations” how dare you, like it or not that’s beak physical performance
@@gameboy3d943 you sir have made my entire life worth it, thank you
I remember in camp, we would have exactly 35 minutes of screen time, so I would try and speedrun duck life 3 and I would never be able to beat 32 minutes 32:04 was my best.
You did better then him
I for some reason almost clicked The timestamp
👏WORLD👏RECORD👏TIME👏
"We're gonna evolve again and we become the CHAD."
The way he says this is way too funny.
10:25
This gives me nostalgia when we played this on the computers in grade school
Funny PFP
Same. Good stuff, huh?
omg same 😭
I'm still in grade school and play it during break times
ya
"it looks like a normal green person with a beak", what about arms, a neck, or any middle body. It's just a leg with a duck head, and I love it.
I always loved playing as the big green leg
"We're gonna evolve one more time, and become the C H A D"
"better to have more experience than less experience, especially in a game as *intense* as duck life"
I read this *exactly* as he said it
Oh wow you quoted the video great job
He isn't *lying*
@@snethies OMG SAME HERE. AS SOON AS HE STARTED SAYING IT I LOOKED AT THIS COMMENT JEIEODIDJRJ
@@AuntieLucii WTF I DID TOOO
Eazy: “The force that makes you go down.”
Me: you mean ✨Gravity✨
Ah yes, because when a duck lands in water it sinks down to the bottom.
Well, yeah
(Also, get it to 69 likes; it’s at 68 right now)
@@tacticalfall4505 well now the goal is 420 😂
The Hidden Ninja
Tbf a thicccc boi duck like that has enough muscle density to get pulled down in water
When you're more dense than a blue whale.
The reason you can move down in the last climbing section is because- as you showed us- when you're too high up, you don't have enough time to react to obstacles.
I wanna know what the creators were thinking when making this
when i was younger, i used to play this constantly on the school computer. every time the game reset, i played throughout the entire thing just to get to god level. those were the days.
I remember getting to god level in elementary school. Good times.
Hard work forever paid and I'd see you in a better place
Fun fact: There are 7 duck life games. (8 if you include Duck Life: treasure hunt) So he's not even done speedrunning half of the games yet :D
But the ones after 4 are more like actual story games. so, he would have to actually try
@@Xetheon Yep
treasure hunt is duck life 5, officially
The newest being duck life adventure.
@@whythehecknot5038 I know, but its just not like the other games. It's basically just jetpack joyride but with ducks.. So i don't think he's going to speedrun it.
I swear this game scared me as a young child.
Young child ? lmao
@@jackh.3052 OP is probably not over 18 i’m guessing. I’m 15 and I wouldn’t say “when I was a child” because I still am 😂
I want to make fun of you but it scared me to so you know
0_o this scared you?? you must have not played many horror games... speaking of horror... do you like horror? i do. you should watch this video. (don't read the comments until after the video is over, that's cheating) : ua-cam.com/video/Td2x8s9GZlo/v-deo.html
@@psycless Hey man! Posting links in random replies sections is not swaggy, and I will be reporting you to the swag police!
“He just shot out of a canon”
And that concedes our normal day-
The last swimming training looks like geometry dash's ship gamemode.
Yes
The climbing training is like ball
@@freedermk3.dimastafano667 2.2 ball
steel divers on 3ds
I was about to say that
Tall people: AAAAA A TENNIS BALL.
Short people: not even a problem hehe
Tru tru
Until it lands on your face looking like a planetary collision
Hehehehe
as someone who's childhood was duck life
yea
duck life 3 really is just *"why"*
It's cursed but it's always been my favorite of the OGs.
same tbh it's still really fun even tho it's so cursed
Absolutely cursed, but a great game lmao
it was always my favorite lol
I never thought I would see someone speedrunning a game that I played in kindergarten. Seriously great job
Imagine if humans trained like this everyday how fit would we be?
We'd be loving models of Duck life, lol
You mean missing your feet and probably dead
Definitely dead
We’d either be fried by lava, drown for not tactically floating enough, or have a concussion by getting hit in the head with a basketball.
The rock would be GIGANTIC
"There's just a really strong force pulling you down."
Y-you mean gravity?
gravity was created by Boris Johnson
So just Geometry Dash then
Also maybe the weight of all the water on top of you causing pressure would make it harder to go up? I think
@@cajunseasoning1846 The pressure below is actually greater than above, so the water either pushes you upwards or it just makes way for you to go down.
Did you forget that this is underwater?
Why would a *duck* be sinking underwater?
Maybe that entire minigame is upside down
"I don't know if you can even call this swimming, it's more like... *Tactical floating*"
Edit: closed quotations
man I gotta learn how to *float tactically*
You didn't close the quotations
It is now and endless quote. The quote will go in until I close it... Fine I'll edit the comment it's bothering me now that I see it
Most comments: "Imagine a 7ft humanoid duck running at you."
Me: "Imagine speed running duck life."
I once had a run playing this where the swimmer duck and athlete duck where permanently merged (I was using swimming) it was so cursed and it stayed the whole game.
Duck Life brought me nightmares of weird ducks and a fun game to play
mostly nightmares
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@@eclipseter3656 195 like 1 comment
@@haxuandiugdtxmaichau9927 210 likes and 2 comments
@@chainsisinapickle2014 216 likes and 4 comments.
218 and some comments :/
Me: Mom, can we get flappy bird?
Mom: We have flappy bird at home.
Flappy Bird at home: 13:45
I HAVE NOT THOUGHT ABOUT DUCK LIFE IN A COUPLE YEARS SAD MEMORIES HERE I COME
POV: Green Head With Green Legs Starts Running Towards You, Then Grows Hands And Tries To Snatch You Away.
I just shoot it with arrows and collect gunpowder.
@@micha5200 Nice Joke.
*You can never escape from duolingo.*
*"Oh sh-"*
@@thangel1578 OH FU-
“There’s a really strong force that makes you go down”
Comments: Gravity.
Gravity isn't a force...
@@Known_as_The_Ghost Tell that to the comments.
@@BackSet I did...
But gravity isn't really strong
Gravity is the moon.
POV: you clicked on this video after you remember playing it during free time at school
Free time? nah not just free time... during class too!
" Who cares about morality when you can win duck races" was pure gold😂
At least he didn’t lose his sanity this time
He lost his humanity playing this
One time I was just playing this game for nostalgia, and I got a glitch where right after I beat the amateur final it transported me to advanced.
Edit: it also made the game somehow even more cursed because the intermediate and advanced character sprites were pretty much fused for the entirety of gameplay.
same thing happened to me, only the intermediate athletic and strength sprites were fused, everything else was fine
@@waterfowlgeneral same Lol its so cursed
Wait I’m not the only one experiencing this glitch
Memories. I was so close to 100% completing Duck Life 3 because the last achievement I needed was beating the game with all duck types.
The Britts are just like, “This is normal.”
Why?!
As a british person, i can say that it is entirely normal for us to see a genetically modified duck running on the streets, climbing up the walls, swimming through our rivers (which do in fact have submarines and deadly spikes), and flying through our buildings.
@@ish4112 yh it’s true one of them flew into my house the other days😳
To clarify, I am also British. Born North of London.
What about the divebombing though 😳
Doctor: all dreams have a meaning
My dreams: 15:49
If you're ready for hell and a world of insanity, try this challenge: Duck Life 3 100% speedrun, try to get all 4 types of ducks in the game and max out every stat for every duck and beat every race with every duck.
I did that achievement when I played through the game a few years ago and I personally think the most fun mini game for each type is intermediate flying and climbing, beginner or intermediate swimming, and advanced running.
13:20 ooohh my nerves are like coming out so hard right now-
Me:*literally flinching and moving and following the duck SUPER closely on EVERY turn*
Did this man forget what gravity was and just call it the “force that makes you go down”
we all were obsessed with duck life and tried to get all the duck AT LEAST once before
This shit WAS MY LIFE back in elementary school
Probably why I almost failed math-
This was my favorite duck life. I played this countless times and spent countless hours on it.
Ducks : HELP ME IM A MUTANT
Pekinese dogs : Tell me about it.
What are Pekinese dogs?
POV: your watching this for nostalgia from playing cool math games in elementary
Ah, the simpler times
I use Abcya idk if my schools weird or not
@@trevorsturtz I used too and all the memories are flooding in when we would scream because we sucked at the game 😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
Yeah...
nope
Finally, we have come to the point of illegal duck races.
If there are pigeon races there will be duck races
My head canon for this game is that the character you play as in the first game is the character that genetically modified the ducks, and the duck from the first game also went on to become the main antagonist of the following games do to how fast he became, winning every race he participated in until you finally defeat the unrecognizable "duck" that once was the players duck from the first game.
Memories.. I remember I always played this game as a kid. What was I talking about again? Oh right, I was telling you about my chronic nightmarish hallucinations of man-ducks.
@Caleb Anderson Same-
@Caleb Anderson ig we're built different
My favorite was the mer duck
I always chose the flying one, the rest were just nightmare fuel lol
@@icantchooseaname3049 you. You have good taste.
"I'm just gonna try to blur whatever that was from my memory now."
Me too buddy.. me too...
7:04
Eazy: This is probably the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen
Juice Galaxy: Am I a joke to you?
the green duck in swimming training used to scare me as a kid
I had so much anxiety as a kid picking out my duck.
I still do till this day.
This is my 3rd favorite duck life. 4 and beyond I hate because the new art style and that's it
Duck life four is POG. It’s duck life 5 that is just terrible. Not even fun
Duck life 3 is my favorite. It has the most while still being visually appealing.
@@ethanlocke3604 I agree 5 is bad, but at least it isn't as bad as treasure hunt.
@Shinji Waterfalls I only hate 4 because I played it when it first came out and it had the old art style then when I replayed it, the style changed, so I guess it's the change that I don't like
I agree. I like you now because of your profile pic
Game theory: Geese are evolved ducks
Swans are even more evolved
Duck -> Goose -> Swan
✨evolution✨
Game theory: ducks are sans
But that's just a theory, a game theory!
Change my mind
This is the epitome of random 3am school night UA-cam algorithm video lmao
Imagine the realistic form of each of these ducks.
Sweet dreams tonight.
Techmaster 3707 tbh idk why they couldn’t just like “selectively breed” different kinds of birds like the fish duck could be like a penguin bc they are super fast in the water and slow on land so it would balance out
Delicious
thanks for making me not sleep tonight
Took me a bit to comprehend what you meant but now oh no...