Surprisingly, Battlefield 5 is fun
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- Опубліковано 17 кві 2021
- against my better judgement I had a great week with this game.
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*HE Shell rips your body in half*
*Squad mate gives you a high five and a kiss*
= Perfectly fine
“God I love Battlefield”
*V2 rocket turns you and your squad into meat chunks scattered across 3 miles*
*Random medic comes in and throws Rite Aid bandages at the meat puddles at your squad is back in the fight*
Gets stabbed once in the back with a shovel: gone, reduced to atoms
Fall of a skyscraper an assault with defibrillator somehow brings you back to life after breaking every bone in your body
Flaming blimp lands on you, destroying everything within several dozen yards as jagged, burning steel cascades across the land and some random dude runs through the smoke and debris, rusty mud-covered syringe in hand, goes past your body out of sight. You lay motionless as you see the distance between you and the medic increase until it vanishes and immediately see the medics name on the right of the killfeed. *Seven Nations Army plays, YEAH*
i want battlefield 5 (or 4 if its also this chaotic) but my computer sucks ass
Honestly the biggest problem with bfv was the marketing, if they just came out and said "yeah the game is not a realistic depiction of the war" i feel like a lot less people would've been mad, but they just doubled down
Well I'd say the game has a bit of identity crisis in general.
A lot of it is very grounded, authentic and gruesome. But then you have all the whacky cosmetics.
I still love the game, though. Core gameplay is fantastic
@@LooterPenguin same, love the game
Oh no , I know the image on your profile picture ._.
@@samuel-rw3xt what is it?
@@tadpolegaming4510 oversexed eeveelutions
-"please let this be a normal war"
-"wiz ze germans? No way!"
underrated
“Cruising down to Paris
Hans be singing songs”
Cruising down the Eastern Front,
You're relaxing, feeling good,
Next thing you know you're seeing:
T-34s in the neighbourhood!?
Cruisin’ down the battlefield
You’re runnin’ feeling good (yeah)!
Next thing that you know you’re seein’ soldiers being slaughtered around you. No escape. Helpless cries for medics plague your ears. Blood everywhere. No more friends. No more family. It is not the soldiers who slaughter you. It is yourself.
"please let this be a normal war"
"Vis ze Fritz? No vay!"
That's how it should have been done lol.
With the fritz no way
It was hilarious to randomly join the stream and hear "I bet adam's mom could throw me down the stairs for the money" lol
that was around the same time i joined, i was confused but accepting of it
“She wants that receipt”
Same actually
I thought I was the only one! 😂
@@vampledample
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I would relax and study to JFJ being racist to me for 2 minutes.
I want this comment out of context
same
Same.
it's just him repeating the n word a thousand times to the tune of "Chug jug with you"
facts
JFJ fights against the trauma of being healed by a black women for 2 hours asmr
Lmao
“It’s not 1914 so we now know how to deal with tanks”
*BOMB ON STICK*
Comically large chop stick
5:30 I love how J is Immediately filled with dread at the sight of a slowly emerging enemy WOMAN
idk how JfJ screaming WOMAN while brutally murdering someone is so funny but it just is
i love how she entered in so nonchalantly yet so threateningly
Female drivers amirite?
@@samurguy9906 yessir lol
imagine being in the battle field then outa now were you hear. "bomb......on.....A.........STIIIIIIIIIII-"
Your pfp is the same one my friend used about 4-5 months ago.
I would reply with
"4 BOMBS TAPPED TOGE..."
*boom*
Jfj carrys all of the bo2 multiplayer lobby energy in his soul.
You finally nailed down how to describe JFJ to people who know nothing about him.
I’m gonna need a full cover of J singing Chug Jug while there is utter chaos going on in the background
Timestamp?
@@AIeNaz 5:00 Mr/Mrs. Goose
This does a better job of making me want to buy battlefield 5 than the trailers did
Update:
Didn’t need to buy it it’s free on PlayStation Plus!
A Badger and JFJ collab would be the most batshit insane video
Yes
We need to do it now
Russianbadger honestly sucks
@@AIeNaz silence cringe
@@rbrick3685 it’s true russianbadger’s fans treat him like a god and also he says the most unfunniest memes since amy schmer and they always go and try to reenact him HAHA ME ANGY ME FUCKING ANGY thats just a PeprPain Moment Due To How Unbearable His Content Is, let’s also mention his streamsnipers OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO ANNOYING And That’s when i had to quit.
"Every class is fun to play" "I only play support because I hate every other class"
preferences 101
And that’s the worst class.
I only play support because I suck, and I like to revive and also I am able to go fast as fuck
i like playing as a medic
@@ItsDSP support is great. It has tank support, anti-tank, and a strong range of weapons for different ranges
" nooooo you cant just suicide bomb a tankkkk!!!" jfj: haha mine stick go boom
This took the name "Boomstick" to a whole new level.
7:18
This episode of JFJ sponsored by Lovecraft's Cat
i was halfway through typin something funny... but i remembered I'm white... but it couldve been so funny...
@@rampantbuckler818 say it
@@Anonymoose345 i cant
@@rampantbuckler818 do it wuss. no balls
@@ThatMouthyFella no, no, its been like 2 days, i forgot what i was gonna say in the first place
This is truly a battlefield moment
5:43 , Hey J, it's no insult, your voice is just really soothing to listen to when going to bed lmao
The only thing I can think of is when I see someone charging with a bomb lance is just the warhammer 40k for the emperor yell
See my friends and I have nicknamed the Lunge Mine the Tank Shank, for obvious purposes.
Hehe stick go bonk
This comment, plus this video made my day.
I have problems with V, but squad revive is one of the best mechanics added to the series.
I can't imagine it's not in every game going foward
Meh. It trivializes the Medic.
@@AimlessSavant how? medic revives you near instantly, squad revive takes 4-5 seconds. besides, 90% of medics in battlefield don't even do their jobs. It's good you don't have to rely solely on medics.
@@AimlessSavant it absolutely does not, with how much longer it takes, plus you can only revive 3 specific players
@@AimlessSavant no it doesn't
That intro with all the moments of "The Stick™" was the greatest thing I've seen. Need to do more stick charges with ya J.
I would also be scared if I saw a platoon of japanese with mine sticks running at me
Imagine, you are a farmer from Idaho sent to fight the Japanese in the Pacific Theater. You've heard stories of the ferocity, brutality and zealous fervor they fight with. You're proud to serve your country, but it hard to keep your nerves in check. One day after being deployed to a contested island, you are defending a flagpole in the middle of nowhere with three fellow soldiers. Then you hear it.
Screaming. In a language you don't understand and all in unison.
"BANZAAAAAAI!"
You look other your cover to see dozens of Japanese soldiers, mostly women for some reason, and a old white man sprinting towards you. All armed with long sticks with explosives strapped to the ends. You and your squad open fire, but it doesn't matter. There's too many. You see the men you've come to call friends explode in a spray of gore. You run away, fear freely flowing through your veins. You trip and look up to see a Japanese woman standing over you, hate in her eyes.
The last words you ever hear are
"Fucka you, whitu piggu!"
Then darkness.
@@Slavesforsale1 damn bro. You good?
@@SparklyTwo THEYRE IN THE TREES!!!!!!
@@SuperInsanewolf He went all in
@@Slavesforsale1 theres gotta be at least one asian person who finds this funny and im waiting for it to happen
Battlefield moments with da bois, mabye I should try the stick out
J as he charges tonk with dangerous stick: "I've accepted my fate fool, have you?"
The normal war joke about germans reminded me about a joke i made once which goes something like this "Please let this be a normal resistance."
"With the French? No way!"
"ayo that dunebug gettin kinda close, don't ya think?"
-JFJ & the Dinosaurs from the prehistoric age
Explosive plungers, and we thought Keltec was doing coke?
19:57 JFJ for Voice Actor? That yell of the V1 incoming was top notch ^^
Man he really likes shoving his stick in people's faces with out their consent
even worse is when he explodes his rod all over people
I like how you can just revive people with belly rubs
What about r6s revive animation?
@@AIeNaz yeah but in r6s the multiplayer mode is a combat simulation.
“Please let this be a normal war”
With the fritz? No way!
This wouldn't be nearly as funny without the boys because then it would just be J's brain hemorrhaging
The TTK being too LOW is a problem now? Last time I played everyone was complaining about them changing the guns to make it too high. My head hurts
The devs can't win.
Ikr these mfs cant agree on a single thing when it comes to FPS stats and values lol
Beat the devil's tattoo, great song
J: See this? This... is my BOOMstick!
The video quality never fails to disappoint, thanks JFJ
i was feeling really shitty this morning and not even 7 minutes of J made me feel better
thanks J
13:41 I can already hear fortunate son
You know JFJ is an infantry only player when he REEEs over vehicles that aren't made of paper mache and can actually kill people.
Vehicles have been overpowered since BF3 and you know it. It only really was obvious in BF4 though because BF4 has awful conquest maps.
@@pitchblackgrue No. Killing vehicles in BF1 as infantry was easy, I did it all the time. You just have to be competent.
@@KnoxEmDown It was easy in BF1 because there was barely vehicles in BF1. I'm glad they kept the vehicle count down in BFV, I hope they don't bring back the days of 128-0 tank domination of BF4.
@@pitchblackgrue No? Were talking about killing a single tank which in BF1 is easy as Assault. And there's still plenty tanks in the game
WOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!
JFJ making a better trailer for a game than AAA developers
also 6:09 has me floored
Absolutely solid intro on this video. REALLY enjoyed the sneak peek in the stream. really the whole experience was wild.
i do not get people saying battlefield is a realistic simulator, in battlefield 4 you could get shot by a tank with a high explosive armor piercing shell at point blank and a rando with a defribillator could bring you back to life in less than 5 seconds
The song in the beginning after the first minute is The devil's tattoo.
Incase anyone wants.
bruh the "I GOTCHA BUDDY C'MON C'MON" legit sounds like an actual thing that would be said in the game
This video gets more hysterical the more I watch it
"I'm having a battlefield moment"
**DUHDUHDUH DUN DUN DUN**
The amount of references man it puts a smile on my face
Two JFJ vids in 4 days?!
JFJ makes me want to play games. He makes them look so fun and I thank you sir!
Theres such a unique quality to J's scream
JFJ vids always make my day.
6:47 good to know I’m not the only one who does that
Honestly, I study WW2 a hobby and whenever I play BF5 I always feel compelled to use the faction’s I’m play as weapons.
I'm pretty much the same, but also because I enjoy using many different weapons. I'm not too good with favourites.
when i played the bf5 beta, it was super fun making a base at a point and repairing it while trying to defend the point at the same time
0:56 for a second I thought this was "im my own master now"
PogChamp
What song is it then?
Honestly one of the best videos you have done man
"You cannot burn me, I am already on fire" - soldier tf2
the best part about mastering the bombstick other than the satisfying kill and launch is that you learn great positioning to get behind lines and how to survive even in front of a bunch of enemies
I actually fall asleep while watching stream once cause its cooomfy af ... night shift comeback 8am J stream the long dark
I really need more Battlefield Videos man, this are hilarious! XD
Okay, I can understand the Soviets and maybe the late-war Germans conscripting a few women into the army, but in what goddamn universe would the hyper-traditional Empire of Japan let women _anywhere near_ the battlefield (unless perhaps they were under direct invasion of their mainland territories)? Lmao.
Tbh Japanese women would have picked up arms in a defense against the home islands. I mean look at the suicide statistics on Okinawa. Civilians killed themselves instead of letting the US capture them. In terms of a fight to the last body that could 100% have happened. Also there were female Soviet snipers and pilots and many of them were very good
@@chrisheckel3887 I mentioned both of your points in my first comment; There were plenty of women involved in the war (though seeing them in direct combat was relatively rare in the grand scheme of the conflict), I was just saying that they picked a strange faction for "female representation" lol. Besides that though, the in-game female Japanese soldiers aren't portrayed as homeland militia units or anything like that, but as straight up IJA infantry, which would basically never be allowed to happen at this point in history. It's a small complaint since BFV is already pretty notorious for being woke as hell, but I just thought it was funny.
Edit: Okay actually, in fairness, my original comment does somewhat downplay it with phrasing like "a few women," and yes, there were civilian women who resisted the American invasion of Okinawa. I can see how you'd think I was being ignorant or disingenuous.
The best thing about this game is the music
Love watching J discover the power of the Model 37
When the bomb hits at 16:25 its like a call of duty cutscene
That bomb on a strick into was legendary
these guys got the two things they need, which is a stick and a dream
13:51 no one:
Rufus in the back:
頭文字D
It honestly does make me so happy to see JFJ enjoy this game so much as I got this game at launch and even tho I agree with a lot of the criticism thrown at it I still can to this day jump in and have a blast
5:38 talking about falling asleep, still remember the donation of the bed time stories.
That intro was actually pretty dame good got me wanting to go back and play some battlefield with the bois
J your videos make me smile thank you
Genuinely such a funny video, new sub
I how IRL those stick bombs were not only useless for anything thicker then the side of a Stuart light tank but that when used the bomb would splinter the bamboo poll into a million shards and kill the guy who used it
When JFJs intro was more captivating than the official launch trailer
JFJ streams help me relax. I think its cause J is just a homie
I recently got back into battlefield v because of you and it’s a lot of fun
That model 27-2 just just slaps when you pull it off
“I just shot a black lady in the face”
Or that too, that can also slap when you pull it off
*somehow*
As soon as I bought it you released this.
The day JFJ makes Payday is fun 7 is the day I pass away.
1:15 That tank was RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE!!! lmao
NGL The montage at the beginning was honestly pretty good.
This video was hilarious
I love this guy
The Bombe on the stick We call that THE PLUNGER because it look like a plunger but explodes
*Laughs in upgraded Suomi*
i love bf5 its one of my fav games, i play medic mainly and ive never been bored playing alone
19:15 was straight out of a movie
Came out at the time I just started grinding bf1 and bf5 again.
We got :
8mm Handgun
30mm autocannon
HE artillery shells
*STIKK*
that beginning edit gave me chills, holy shit
Im still lookin for the song i cant place it
hope your doing good JFJ we were worried about you during the last stream. hope you get good.
Man JFJ really sticked it to the man
Next time I play BF5, I will request those pizza Lunchables in my lunchbox :)
Boom stick is a multipurpose tool, toilet clogged? Use a lunge mine.
JFJ seeing the lunge mine: MY MANGO IS TO BLOW UP
"I NEED A GODANM MEDIC"
Is that a COD WW2 reference I hear?